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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida, Milorada.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of four.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yes, you are a donkey. It's a Florida man attacked
an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him
too much money.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Florida man is arrested after that, say he.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Riggs the door to his home in an attempt to
electro kid his pregnant lights.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Police arrested in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Man, we're talking a Flamida the practice club, bitch you
donkey of the day with Charlam Hayne, A guy.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
like this?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yes, donkey today for Tuesday, November eighteenth, goes to an
eighteen year.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Old Florida man named jurelle Jones.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What does your uncle Shalla always say about the great
state of Florida? Say it with me, kids, The craziest
people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida,
and today is no exception. Okay, eighteen years old man?
What an age man? Dropping the clues bonds for all?
Eighteen year old okay, nineteen hundred and ninety six.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I was eighteen.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's when I first started going to jail for foolishness. Okay,
full frontal.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Cortex wasn't even thinking about developing yet.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, So how high level cognitive functions like planning and
decision making and impose control please?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I was smoking reef for I wonder what life
would have been like back then if we had social
media okay, AI, chat, GBT, because all those platforms do
is amplify how stupid we were at that age, and
it keeps digital documentation of how ridiculous we were at
those ages. So many people are in their thirties and
forties now looking at old social media stuff from you know,
(01:28):
twenty years ago when they was eighteen, and they can't
believe they made such poor decisions.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, Jarrell Jones, if he's blessed enough to live another
twenty years, which I hope and pray he does, Okay,
I hope he makes it to thirty eight, he's gonna
be one of those individuals.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Asking himself, what the hell was I thinking?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
See back in September, police alleged that he hit a
man with his car and then random man over multiple times.
There was a witness, Okay, a woman working uber at
the time. She told investigators she saw the victim walk
in between her in the suspects vehicle, possibly to ask
for money.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Jarrell Jones allegedly turned his vehicle.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And drove toward the mand, knocking him over and driving
over his body. Okay, the suspect drove forward over the
man's head, then reversed the car and then went back
over his head, and then the suspects bet away. So
what's the hit and run? What's the news report? Eddie Oh,
Let's go to Fox thirty five for the report.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Waterston jail because of hitting a man with his car
and then running over him several times. This happened in
September at the intersection of SilverStar Road and Belco Drive.
Eighteen year old Jurell Jones right there on your screen
was just arrested. Deputy say the victim walked in front
of his car to light and then Jones hit him.
According to the arrest report, Jones said he did it
because he thought the victim had something, but didn't specify
(02:47):
what he thought the person had. That victim was taken
to the hospital with serious injuries.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Now he completely gets donkey today for that. But according
to the police report, Darrell Jones also asked GPT how
to cover up a hit and run? No way, I repeat.
Jarrell Jones, according to the police report, asked chat GPT,
after repeatedly running over this man's head, how to cover
(03:12):
up a hit and run? How much due process do
we need in America? Okay, we talk about the wasteful
spending in government. Some of our taxpayer dollars could be
going towards other things, especially especially.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
When we got right, we got them. Okay. We have
an eyewitness who was the Uber driver.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Also his girlfriend who was in the car with him,
said that Jerrell Jones did it intentionally.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
She said they was on their way to McDonald's and
she feels like, you know, he did it intentionally. She
said they didn't even try to contact law enforcement, and
he asked chat GPT how to cover up a hit
and run?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Do we need all the pomp and circumstance? Okay? This
man is guilty, all right, He could be sentenced tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Due process doesn't have to be a long drawn out process,
and the shorter of the process, the less money the
people spend. Okay, this young man Darrell Jones is facing
a second degree attempted murder charge. Okay, Orange County detectives
said there's probable cause to charge him with that because
he showed no regard for human life. Marcus Garvey once said,
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hungry men have no respect for law, authority or human life.
This is another example of that, because Darrell Jones was
on his way to McDonald's. And if it's one thing
Snickers has taught us is you're not you when you're hungry.
I don't know who Jarrell Jones is, and I pray
that he lives long enough life to wear this moment
doesn't define his whole existence, but he is about to
(04:40):
learn a lesson that my daddy taught me a long
time ago, and that is trouble is easy to get into,
but hard to get out of.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Please give Darell Jones the biggest he are. Yeah man,
all right, jurell, poor kid?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
All right, Well thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Dn personally ran over who's still alive, by the way.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And like what state?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like what not state?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He seems a little mentally off, But you know, I
mean that would that would happen if you got ran over?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yes, all right, well, thank you for that donkey today. No,
we're not playing the game all right when we come back.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
His name is Drell has dreadlocks. Okay, really no good.
It's from Florida, From Florida, Okay, Drell Jones. I mean
they can't get I mean, I mean, Jenkins and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Might make it a little black, but you know, Darell Jones,
that's top tier blackness right there.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Be so confused about his own roots.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Play a game.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You didn't need to play a game. There wanted to
play a game. That's why I said, I know what
it is.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Nobody ever does that when you walk in the room.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They were like, yes all the time, all the time,
always all the time.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know what's so crazy? All the time. But hold on,
I'm gonna tell you what's so crazy about this story?
What's crazy? Hold on, you're not believe me.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The witness described the suspects vehicle as a new model
silver Sedan with tinted windows and the Puerto Rican flag
hanging from the rear view.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
They might not be black Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Clearly, I'm probably a little Querto Rican.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
See he's not black. Take that black back, see take the.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Nah nigga plays some bad money.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh my goodness. All right, well that is the donkey
of the day. When we come back, Lowlabrook will be
joining us. Were gonna kick it with low Labrook when
we come back.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Turn it up a little bit, put it on. It's
the Breakfast Club come morning. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
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