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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I've really got Bronx trunk Donkey.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We in a bronk.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sucky's not setting us. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all the pool La.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
If I've catched all that tresy, I'm whizz legend.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That it be many wacky news stories out of Florida.
On the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That kills me every time, Man's lutha Kodak black Man.
Donkey of Today for Monday, June tenth, goes to a
thirty seven year old Florida woman named Christy Turman. Now,
what did your uncle Sharla always tell you about the
great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
no exception. In fact, today is so nuts. I'm still
trying to figure out the why. See, Christy woke up

and decided today is the day she wanted to steal
a car. Not just steal a car, she wanted to
steal a car from an actual dealership. Her reasoning for
wanting to steal a car from an actual dealership was
so she could do it legally. I can't make this
kind of stuff up. Let's go to do with Channel
eight for the report, please.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And Zaphanie's responded to a call from a female stating
that she was attempting to steal a vehicle from the
dealership parking lot and wanted the police to know so
she could do it legally. Take a listen to the.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Nine to one to one call because I'm trying to
steal a car that's not legally mine.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So y'all gotta go make a report. I'm reporting this.
Deputy's arrihyved on scene and observe the thirty seven year
old Christy Leeterman exiting the driver's side of the stolen Corolla.
According to termin she was being trained in a game
of Black Ops to steal a car, but called nine
one one an attempt to make her car jacking legal.

Termann was arrested and charged with trespassing. Her history includes
a variety of charges such as petty theft, robbery, and
aggravated battery.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I steal. I don't know what the hell is going
on here. Steal a car from the dealership so she
could do it legally. There is no such thing. Babe,
where did you think you could steal a car legally?
Where you learned that from YouTube? You heard the phone
called Christy told deputy she was being trained in a
game of black ops to steal a car, but called
authorities to make her car jacking illegal. I'm concerned that

deputies did not find any drugs. Okay. You know when
you hear a story like this, you know you waiting
to hear that the person was on drugs. I had
some type of mental issues. None of that, okay, none
of that here. This is just pure uncut flaida, all right,
because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine,
So y'all better come make a report. I'm reporting this.
I don't even know what that means, all right. I

literally did some research, and by research, I mean I
had my folks asked chat GPT, and chat GPT said
it's not possible to legally steal a car. Just in
case you needed to know, all right, it said, stealing
a car is a criminal act and it's punishable by law.
If you are interested in acquiring a car, you should
consider legal mefaits such as one purchasing buying a car

from a dealership or a private seller. Two leasing leasing
a car from a dealership, which allows you to use
the car for a set period while making monthly payments.
Three renting renting a car for short term use from
a rental agency. And four financing getting a loan from
a bank or financial institution to buy a car. If
you have any questions about these processes or need advice
on acquiring a car legally, feel free to ask. That's

what chat GPT told us. Okay, the moral of the
story is there is no legal way to steal a car.
This young lady says she was being trained in a
game of black ops. I didn't even know they steal
cars in black ops. I thought that was grand theft auto. Okay,
this is like getting caught with kilo's and cocaine and
saying you was being trained in a game of narcoles
Rides of the cartel. Look, man, I don't know what

else to tell y'all. Okay, but there is no legal
way to steal a car. And Christy was arrested and
it's facing treuspassing charges. And what bothers me the most
about this is I took the time to google and
do chat GPT just to make sure I wasn't missing
some because hey, Christy may know something that we don't know.
But guess what, I'm mad at myself now because I
knew better my spirit the spiritual being than I am,

one hundred percent knew that there was no legal way
to steal a car. But the human in me just
couldn't accept that. So I went digging and I couldn't
find not one solitary reason for her to do this
other than she's from Florida. Please give Christie Terman the
sweet times of the Hamiltons. You oh the day, ye

oh the day. Ye all right, well, thank you for that.
Donkey Today. Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury
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That's Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess

with the ball, you get the Houns. Wake that ass
up ear in the morning.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
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