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August 27, 2024 8 mins

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a New Jersey woman who was charged with trespassing after she decided to taunt a tiger at the zoo. Listen for more!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Damn Charlomagne, who got the donkey out today today? Well,
jess Allario, it's donkey today for Tuesday, August twenty seventh,
goes to a young woman named zire Jay Dennis. I
think I'm pronouncing the name right. She's twenty four years
old of Millville, New Jersey, and she was recently accused
of defiant trust passing and violating two city ordinances ordinances.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
How you pronouncings?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, I know what you're thinking, Charlamage. Can't pronounce nothing.
But also you're thinking trustpassing, Uncle Charlotte. Really, people violate
city what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ordinances? You're saying it right? You just say like h
at the end ordinance ordinance.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
People violate city ordinances every day.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Be okay, Well wait until you hear where she was
trustpassing at.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Let's go to ABC. Let's go to six ABC News
Philly for the report. Police.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
A South Jersey woman is now facing charges after police
say video shows her climbing into a zoo enclosure. Twenty
four year old Zayre Dennis is facing one count of
defiant trespassing, say she hopped a fence and entered a
restricted area with the tigers this at the Kohanzik Zoo,
and Richton authorities say she then enticed one of the

(01:09):
five hundred pound bangled tigers by putting her hand through
the wire enclosure. No one was hurt, but now Dennis
is officially facing charges.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Lions, tigers, bears.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh my zaire thought she was Detective Lieutenant Marcus Miles
Bennett and bad boys ride to die.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You don't believe you can die? Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, what reason other than possibly being high on fentanyl?
Are some type of drugs? Would you jump into a
cage at the zoo?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ma'am?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Do you realize tigers are ambush predators Okay that primarily
hunt large prey like wild boars and deers, but they
also avotates for monkeys, buffalo sloth bears, leopards, and even crocodiles.
So what would make you believe that a tiger wouldn't
make an entree out of you?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
You jumping into a tiger's cage at the zoo, and
the tiger is thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, damn dinner delivered itself today. Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You jumping into a tiger cage is literally the animal
version of uber eats. All right, tiger's like I didn't
know what to take out, but today I'll make an exception.
You know what I really dislike about stories like this though,
If that tiger would have made a meal out of you,
they would have killed the tiger. Okay, why would you
kill a tiger for being a tiger? If you, as
a human jumping the cage with a tiger, I'm just

(02:18):
gonna assume you volunteering to be a value mill. Okay, Zira,
did you lose a bet? Are you trying to go
viral thrill seeking? Did you want to see what it
feels like to be a wapper JR? I don't know
what the issue is with you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Now I don't like zoos either. Okay, zoos are animal prisons.
And there's a reason that they keep these animals in
cages at the zoo. It's because they are actually wild animals.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Razor sharp claws, bite force that snaps bones like twigs.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
These aren't house caps.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I believe that because of frosted flakes and Tony,
the tiger folks have this perception of tigers and they
think tigers are sweet and it's all fun and games
and tell you in the digestive system of this apex predator.
What happened to common sense? How many is this woman
watched the Life of Pie to think this was a
good idea. Okay, Life of Pie came out what twelve

(03:05):
years ago? Zira is twenty four, so that's half her age.
I can see her watching this as a child and
having it stuck in her mind that one day, she
too will form an unexpected bond with a tiger. But sire,
this ain't a movie, ma'am. Okay, you're not gonna miraculously
tame this wild beast and walk away.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Not a snack Peter, where y'all at?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, this is when y'all supposed to be on someone
like Zaia's ass because she's endangering the lives of animals
that are already in zoo prison. And we don't need copycats, okay,
because these animals minding their business and then people start
jumping in their cages. All right, I'm a tiger. I
see you Applebee's all you can eat buffet. Now I
get put down after enjoying a delicious treat because you decided, you, ma'am, human,

(03:46):
not to use common sense.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Please give zire Jay Dennis the biggest he hull.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh no you are.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
We have somebody who running the boys.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You want to play a game? I ain't letting this
place scratch me out, all right? You know how bootleg
this place can be. You want to, you want, you wanna?
You want to play a game. Sure, let's play a.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Game of yues? What now, sire? J.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Dennis, twenty four years old of Millville, New Jersey, jumped
into a tiger's cage at the Zoo.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
DJ Envy, Yes, what race is Latino?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh? Why do you think she Latino? I don't know. Okay,
I don't know. You just thought that. I just knew
you didn't have the music.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
And I just want to see what he was gonna
do for for not having the music.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Laura Larossaire. J.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Dennis, twenty four years old of Millville, New Jersey decided
to jump into the tiger's cage at the Zoo.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Guess what race is given?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
A little man?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
A little mayna. Okay, that's not it. That's not what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Wait, shake it off, shake it off, Shake it off?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, DJ Envy Lauren Lrossa.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I want you both to know that you are absolutely
positively wrong.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Dennis it's black. She's black.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
She's black like her edges is. Lady, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
She jumped over that.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
She must have just been having a day. She might
need some she wanted. It might be more serious than
what we understand, y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
What you mean, because did she do it for the ground.
I don't know why she did it. Look at her TikTok.
Look at her trying to feed the tiger.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Pretty she's ready, like like, like, what is to do
with anything? Pretty people make better decisions or something.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I mean, I ain't gonna say that. I'm just saying,
if you ugly, we can understand why you want to
get in. I can't pretty girl doing stuff like this.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, that ponytail is late.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Look, Brandon, I don't want to eat more than the
tiger right interested.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh yeah, I forgot it ain't Brandon tasty? All right,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Branded like white meat? Okay, black man from gane to
that like white meat.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
So, like we said, our producers are out. Both of
our producers are out. So it's been kind of hectic
up here the last couple of days. That's why you
haven't heard the sound effects now.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
DVD with the subtitle is just crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
The reason I do this because we just got another one.
So big Mac, our producer, sentence this as a topic.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
He says.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
More women in the US are skipping college for vocational
schools and pursuing careers as electricians, car mechanics, and drivers.
He's saying that people feel that men are the new
or sorry, women are the new men. So the question
is eight hundred five eight five one five one are
men becoming too soft that women have to take on
traditional men roles?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
A lot of women that weighing the order in nowadays
either so they be musty. So that's a great vocation.
I like the fact that they in vocationals.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Eight hundred five eighty five one oh five to one
are men becoming too soft that women are now taking
on traditional.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Be and soft? I just think the women is smarter.
They know where the money at.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
But listen, let me tell you.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
That's why I said WHOA, because like that is a
little that's a bit of a stretch.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's a two billion.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Dollars mac Matt, you go, lookim, that question was a
little biased, just a little bit. The way it's the
way you're worried it. It's a two billion dollar industry.
I mean, I'm sorry, it's people are two billion dollars
on in debt.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
People. You're talking about people not going to traditional schools anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Because it's not worth for your saying.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
And we'll take your calls when we come back.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Jordan welder or right now, Jordan is a welder that
listens to us all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
She's been listening to us for years. She makes a
lot of money.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
That's right, And we'll talk about when we come back.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
At the breakfast slogan.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Donkey today is brought to you by the law office
of Michael slam and Saft.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Don't be a donkey.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Do pound two fifty on yourself and say the bull.
If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pounds five
o from your sald and say the bull.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Wake that ass up Earth in the morning. The Breakfast
Club

Speaker 6 (08:10):
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