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May 3, 2024 46 mins
Fri-Yay as the millennials would say! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show from the Bruins epic loss last night to an age gap story follow up! Kiss Concert tickets were given away at 7:10 and we played a Dua Lipa lyric game with a listener! People called in for Topic Time where we talked about winning the lottery and keeping a list of all the people you have slept with. Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app! 
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Wow, first morning show in Boston, Billie and Lisa in the morning.
It's just a great start to myday on Kiss one. Await and welcome
in everybody. Happy Friday to everybodyout there. Big Friday today this You
know how we always say get readyfor the big Friday show. Well you'll
say it's a big Monday show anda big Tuesday show. They're all big,

(00:23):
they're all big. Yeah, butthis this morning show ultra big,
super big. Okay, yes itis because we've got front row tickets to
Kiss oneaweight's Kiss Concerts. Happy frontrow Friday, that's what we're talking about.
I've never been in the front rowfor a coup. I haven't either.
It's huge. It's such a greatvantage point, it really is.

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You really see everything going on onstage kind of side stage. Yep.
And it's Kis concert June first,out of the Xfinity Center. So at
eight ten this morning, we've gotfront row tickets. Now seven to ten,
we've got tickets for Kis cons Okay, you want to know something else?
What what Bruins lost last night?I know, Oh boy, here

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we go again, right by.But there's a game seven in Boston tomorrow
night. The TD Garden. We'vegot tickets for Game seven. H on
this show this morning. You knowwhat we're doing. We're giving them the
billion Lisa bump. Yeah, that'swhat's going to happen tomorrow night because of
the billion Lisa Show bump. They'regoing to shut out the Leafs in Game

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seven. Okay, all right,but at eight forty this morning, that's
when we're giving away tickets for Gameseven. Yeah, we'll do it right
at your Entertainment Report. Yeah.Oh boy. Now I have a question
and I'm hoping one of you cangive me the details. What happened with
Britney Spears at the Chateau marmal Well, something happened and it includes her coming

(01:57):
to Boston. Yes, supposedly Iposted or so you posted a thing with
Britney's message, right, she postedthat on Instagram after the whole incident happened.
But yeah, she was at theChateau Marmont. It's a hotel,
beautiful hotel. Supposedly with this guyshe's been on and off dating after she
broke up with her husband Sam.He used to work at the house.
He was a cleaning person. Ohwow, Oh, he was a cleaning

(02:22):
man. Yeah, and then movedon and started his own, you know,
sort of handyman company. Because sohe's got a couple of other guys
going around the room, I meansomething. Yeah. Well, yeah,
he's got a past, he's gothe's a he's a he's a felon.
Well he looks a little sketchy.Well he know, but he's he's he's
got a record. He does peopletry right, but he definitely looks a

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little suspect. He has several childrenthat do not live with him, so
does she Yeah, I know,well they're perfect. But anyway, what
happened, what happened at the hotel, though, was supposedly she was yelling
and screaming she somehow injured her ankle. She posted pictures of this majorly swollen
ankle. If that's her ankle inthe picture of that ankle is broken,

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I know it looks like it.But then she's I guess paramedics showed up
on the scene when police come,because when paramedics, companies come. And
then someone who was speaking on herbehalf to the Daily Mail said it was
fine, she's fine. She's backat home and no she's not coming to
Boston. That's what hurt. That'swhat the rep said. So why would
the last thing that Brittany said inher posts say I'm moving to Boss,

(03:30):
She's she's she? I think justbecause you're asking a logical question for an
a logical person. Right, shewas thinking about coming to Boston. What's
wrong with that? We live here, we do. Why wouldn't she come?
Great city? Yeah, but likeshe pulled it out of thin air
because she did. Like she's livedin LA for how many years? She's

(03:52):
from Louisiana? Like, what tiesdoes she have to Boss? We're just
we're just going to pretend that itwas you know that she was really serious
obviously, as far as I'm concernedon Britney Spears is coming to Boston.
By the way, I'm just saying, I want to throw this in there.
You know, really good hospitals here. Oh yes, Should she need

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plane? Should she need treatment?Well that's what I my first thought was.
But Billy and I met her motherin Boston years ago, that hotel
near the Garden where they had theBritney Spears sweet Yeah we met. How
was she nice? Totally very nice? Yeah. Now listen, we declared
a moratorium on Britney two days agoyou did that was a moratorium on like

(04:39):
poking fund. Uh, this isa real story. This is not poking
fund at Britney. This is thisis scary time now, it really is.
You know what went on at theChateau Marmont is scary. Theo lice
were called to the scene, anambulance was called, she refused the ambulance.
She was wrapped in a blanket.Her foot is either broken or severely

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injured. She wasn't really wearing alot of clothing either. No, you
know what's wild to me is thateveryone was complaining and fighting that she should
be out of her conservatorship. Thiswoman needs a conservatship more than anyone I've
ever met my entire life. Sheneeds like maybe they're not the right person,
what's her conservator, but like sheneeds somebody because she has too much

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money and power and influence and toomany weird things going on. I don't
trust anyone around her. I thinkpeople pray on her and she doesn't even
know her probably left hand from herright hand. I don't know who prays
on her though, because she's alwaysalone. That guy, the housekeeper,
yeah, was he the one that'sbeen shooting all the weird space. She

(05:44):
uses the ring light for that.She just pops up her phone. But
I think that there are reports thatshe's blowing through her money, that there's
nobody kind of guiding her. Youknow, they're in the conservativeship. She
had to report every if she broughta cup of coffee that was too much.
I wonder how much. Because shefinalized her divorce this week to Sam,

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so I wonder if he got anymoney? Well, did she share
a prenup? Who knows? Probably, as far as I'm concerned, she's
coming to Boston. She's on herway to Boston. And the question,
and of course where's she going tolive? The McLean Hospital. Yeah,
well that's one option. Or shecan go to your house bill money.

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Oh, they can relive the interviewfrom twenty years ago where he asked her
how she had a boob job.Right, Well, there was that too.
Oh that was okay, But Idon't know what her boobs are doing
okay. And there's another question,why am I wearing a coat? Oh,
Billy, if you got you guyscan't see Billy has a coat on.
But he wears a coat every show. He never takes his bat off.
His coat has his name on it, in the name of his boat,

(06:50):
his former boat. It just lookslike you're like ready to leave at
any second. I think he is. I mean, I am. I
don't need a vote for that though. Oh man, We'll bring Brittany in
and send Bill out. Wow,we placed one unhinged with ant more unhinged
person. Oh god. Anyway,entertainment's coming up. Do a lipa.

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The album is out today. We'regoing to open it up and break it
down. Coming up in entertainment andthat my Friends is next. But we're
back with the Billy and Lisa inthe morning and welcome back everybody. It's
the Big Friday Show. Yes,we've got tickets for Game seven Bruins Leafs
tomorrow night in Boston. We've alsogot front road tickets for Kiss concert coming

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up at a ten this morning.It's a big Friday show. And by
the way, The Billy and LisaMorning Show want to officially welcome Lisa's mom
and dad, Bill and suevic Nikkiback to Boston. They're in town.
Yep, there we go. WelcomeNicky's Yeah, welcome in. Thanks.
Yeah, you got to talk backin there by, Yes, sir,

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we got to be very quick.We're running very late. Last week,
one of our talkbackers, he goesby the the Mayor of the South End.
Yeah, you know, he leavestalkbacks every day. He checks in
with us, says funny stuff.But last Friday we asked him to start
giving us things to do every weekend. Right, Yeah, that was you,
Bill Costa. Yeah, callandar ofevents. Yeah, you said every
Friday, and you know he delivered. Happy Friday. It's the Mayor of

(08:18):
the South End with weekend fun.On Saturday, head over to the Rose
Kennedy Greenway. They're having the GreenwayFood Truck Festival over twenty food trucks.
Wow for any q and every delightthat your heart desires. And then on
Sunday head over to the Harvard MayfierFestival. They'll have singers, dancers,
everything's over there and an open beergarden. Have a great weekend, you

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too, mister mayor. Mister Mayor, did not mention the Kentucky Derby and
all of the derby parties that willbe happening and to Ramayo on Sunday,
right right, Yeah, So there'sa lot more and more going on.
That's a couple. Yeah, Igets thirty seconds. That's true, that's
true. Winning. Yeah, Yeah. Why isn't the mayor the South then
on meet Boston Bill pre edition?He would be why are we on meat

(09:03):
Boston? Well, I was asked, I declined, weren't asked. Yeah,
thanks, we have to get yourissuing update. But we'll talk about
this later, young man. Nowthe entertainment update with a Billy constat all.
Right, you're a Boston Bruin suddenlyfacing elimination. What? Yeah?
They lost to the Leafs in Torontoto to one the final last night.

(09:26):
The series now locked up at threegames apiece. Yeah, outskated, outplayed
out shot again. What's up,coach? You know it's unacceptable our start
again. We got to find away to start on time and we just
got to be better Toronto starting ontime. They're getting the advantage. They
have the momentum. I thought thelast thirty minutes we pushed back really well,

(09:48):
and we shouldn't take that long.I shouldn't take that long. So
Game seven in Boston tomorrow night.That's the good news, because we've got
Game seven tickets coming up at eightforty this morning. Jack Edward's voice of
the Boston Bruins for nineteen years.Calling his last game last night, said
his farewell. I want to thankevery employee at Nesson, especially our production

(10:11):
team. Most of all, Iwant to thank my broadcast partner, Andy
Brickley. It's me. You're thebrother I've never had until I started to
work with you. It's been ajoy ride for nineteen years, and this
is my goodbye. So long everybody, Long live the Boston Bruins. So

(10:37):
is there a reason why they don'tdo ABC has ABC? Right? You
didn't mention my many visits into thebroadcast both. I thought I made a
big difference. Well, you weredelivered a lot to the game. Least
I don't make him feel good sortof mentioned remember when he didn't write us
to his show. Yeah, sodon't make him feel better. Okay,
you're a loser. That's why Jackdidn't want to mention here, easy on,

(11:00):
Bill. Yeah, Celtics are waitingfor the winner of the Cavaliers Magic
series. They've got a game sixtonight in fact, and the Red Sox
is going to be in Minnesota thisweekend. And yes, the Kentucky Derby
is tomorrow post time, six fiftyseven, So they say, it's the
two it is. It's the mostexciting two minutes in sports. You have

(11:20):
to say about that. That's whatBill's wife says. You know, I'll
take that as a positive. Butyes, so we'll have the derby tomorrow
night and then slide right into thegame. It's going to be a big
Saturday night. Yeah. Okay,So a Britney Spears breakdown middle of the

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night in Hollywood the Chateau Marmon,some kind of a scuffle or argument.
Lisa, what's going on? Well, we are worried about Brittany. She
definitely injured her ankle. She postedit. It does look really swollen.
Oh yeah, she was really disheveledlooking in the pictures that were posted.
The ambulance was called. They left. She's home now. She said she

(12:03):
was coming to Boston. We don'treally know why. You know, if
she does welcome, well, theystill have I think the Britney Spears suite
at that hotel near the Garden onone of the side streets. Yep,
you think she'll stay there. I'msure she's always welcome. Okay. And
what's what the boyfriend. I didn'tknow this guy even existed, Yeah,

(12:24):
I did a deep dive on himthis morning. He used to work in
the house. He was hired severalyears ago as like a custodian, you
know, odd jobs cleaning, andthen some for some reason he left and
then came back into the picture.I guess he started his own sort of
company, construction company now, buthe's been hanging around with Brittany. So
the odd job guy has been livingwith Brittany and her Manason, well,

(12:46):
dating them, dating odd and off. I think yeah. They said there
was a scuffle, an argument toyell, a lot of yelling and screaming
at about ten thirty, and theysay the hotel called Yambolance, Right,
who were the people that hire thecleaning people and do all those kind of
day to day things for her house. I feel like there's got to be
a business managers, right, andthen that person kind of delegates you know

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house, you know, so whatis the business manager whoever that person is.
Think about what Brittany's doing. It'sso weird to me, the whole
thing. She's got to have handlers, right, even though she's on tour
music, she must still have amanager. Oh she does. And then
these security people. How is sheso I understand. I don't know how

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much of her music she wrote,but like she can't be making that much
money every every sixty million dollars.Wait, they say, but where's it
going? Because she pays forty thousanddollars a month to Kevin Federline for the
kids. Right then she pays allthese people's ways in life she has all
she's blowing money like, it's notinfinite. No, that's that's a big
report. That's concern that she's blowingthrough the money and she's going to go

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broke. But like she doesn't makemusic anymore. If she doesn't write the
music, she's not making as muchmoney off the music. She doesn't tour,
she doesn't do any acting jobs.Like she's not getting money all the
time. So would they invest it? Well, I hope, I don't
know. Britney book I think broughtin, Oh that's true. Yeah,
some money. Well maybe as muchI was a bestseller, as much criticism
as there was about the Conservative ship, maybe they should have let it hold.

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So that was that's the thing.I've just gotten a new Conservative.
We still were saying, like therewas probably maybe some things they could have
modified on the Conservatives Ship. Butlike she can't. Unfortunately she's forty something,
your woman that she can't be lefther own devices apparently not. Yeah,
I think this is crunch time,so we'll see what happens. Okay,
new Dua Lipa album is out today, justin let's crack it open.

(14:39):
Yeah, I mean listen. Weheard a few of the tracks that she
released on it already. I won'tplay those, but there's a few others
that pretty much all the songs arepretty good if you're a dual Lipa fan.
Let's start with this one. It'scalled Falling Forever. This one stuck
out to me because it really likeshowcases her vocal ability. Dua Lipa has
a really good voice. Yeah,that one's called Falling Forever. Pretty good.

(15:20):
Okay, I didn't think it reallyshowcased their voice. Oh you didn't
know you either least. No.I definitely think she has a good range.
Yeah, she's a powerful voice.It's pretty good. Can you do
this bell? Not at all?Let's look at that. Hold on,
let me look at my thousands ofBillie singing clips. Yeah, so that's

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one. And then the other onethat I really like is a song called
Maria. I just can't wait tillone of our listeners named Maria calls,
so I can play this far?No, okay, this one much.

(16:07):
Who's Maria? Apparently it's a maybethe other woman. That's what it sounds
like. You know, is thereany slow songs on her album? There
is, there's one that's another onthe slow side, but most are upbeat.
I just want to I'd like tohear it. I would like to
hear it. Do a ballad toreally see what her like, as Justine
said, to show her range.Well, you know what, for the

(16:29):
next entertainment report, Justin will findthe dual leap of ballad. I mean
we had her she does We're good? You know, a ballad a ballance
like when you're like, how isa ballad? Where I really want to
go down this road? But I'mnot gonna right now. Imagine this four
o'clock in the morning. Putting togetherthis report, I chose two songs that

(16:53):
kind of stuck out to musical extra. IM not an expert. What do
I look like? Do I lookmusic director? That Mike here winn he
rolls in here and just got spoutingoff about the music. What credentials do
you have? Nill it's a person. Look at him? Does he look

(17:15):
like he needs you? Pecking?Out of God? I'll go on the
dual Leap of ballad Hunt. Allright, it's for you tomorrow night.
Dua Leap going to be the guesthost and the musical guest on Saturday Night
Live. And by the way,just announced Jake Gillenhall will be the guest
host for the season finale May eighteenth, So Brina Carpenter is going to be
the musical guest. That'll be agood show. Yeah, I love JJ.

(17:37):
That'll be great. And also announcedMaya Rudolph will be the guest host
next week. That's next Saturday Night. Vampire Weekend is going to be the
musical guest. So Billy Eilish comesto Boston October eleventh, or show at
the TD Garden. Tickets go onsale today at noon And apparently Billie Eilish
fans are furious about the cost ofthe tickets. In some markets, they're

(18:00):
costing even more than Taylor tickets forthe Eras tour. I think concert tickets
in general are way out of control. They are. That's why I was
so excited when you announced Live Nationdoing that twenty five dollars ticket run.
Yeah, that is going to beamazing. Check that out. It starts
May eighth for an entire week LiveNation. All concerts on the list twenty

(18:21):
five dollars a ticket. Maybe BillyEiler shall be there, including Kiss concert.
Oh yeah, you know. TheAmerican Music Awards since their inception have
been on ABC. I mean sinceday one, Dick Clark production. For
the first time ever, this year, the AMAS are going to be on
CBS. I wonder what happened there. And Universal Music Group has a new

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licensing deal with TikTok. Remember theypulled music by artists like Taylor Swift,
Drake, Lady Gaga. This newdeal means those artists can be back on
TikTok. And Drew Barrymore says shekept the list of all men she's had
sex with, but somehow the listat someone's house. Check this out.

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I made a list and I itwas back in the day. I did
it with paper and pen smart.I'm the most disorganized person. I lose
everything. Don't say yeah, Ileft it at someone's house. Not just
anybody's house though. Well. Iwas producing a film that Danny DeVito was

(19:26):
directing, and so I wrote thelist on the back of a set of
notes for the film m So Ileft it at Danny DeVito's house. Okay,
that could be a topic for topictime. Do you keep a list
of all the people you've had sexwith? Hmm? Like, do you
write them down or just keep amental list? Yeah? Then do you

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my button Winny new dual Liipa froma new album. This one's called Anything
for Love and it's a ballad onmine that meets me. That's a Valajoe
and it's not don't ever feel Igets suney. Oh. I like this?
You like this? Really showcases hervoice. We're back with Villy and

(20:33):
Lisa in the morning, and we'vegot a pair of kiss concert tickets.
Caller twenty five. Here we gothe Big Friday giveaway six one, seven,
nine eight. The keyword producer Rileyis going to be a dou A
Lipa. Dualipa is the key words. Big weekend for Dual Lipa new album
is SNL hosting and the musical guest. Yeah it's pretty cool. Yeah,

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like huge, uh meantime at aten the this morning, We're given away
front row tickets. Now, Idon't think any of us has ever been
in the front row for a concert. That's a rare thing. I don't
even know who the people are whoget the front row I have been.
I'm just saying, yeah, thankyou for that info. Yeah yeah,

(21:17):
Jonas Brothers, I left your weddingearly to go to it. Oh that's
right. What's really cool about frontrow two and you mentioned is obviously you're
up close and personal with the artist, right, you see everything, But
you mentioned something earlier that people mightnot realize. You get to see kind
of the side stage. Yeah,especially a concert like his concert. There's
many artists, Yeah, so sometimesyou'll see them together talking, you know,
coming off, going on for us. Amazing, I mean really,

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I mean yeah, we'll be sidestage. What do you mean, eh,
but you'll get a sense of thingsthat are about to happen. You
see things developing kind of behind thescenes. So front Row at a ten
this morning, Yeah, big deal. Oh yeah, front Road Friday.
Yep, it's what we do.Did I mention? We've also got Game
seven tickets coming up at eight fortythis morning, So that's eight forty in

(22:03):
your entertainment report. This is athis is a really big Friday show.
Gotta say so myself. We mentionedyesterday during topic time it was about age
gap relationships. You remember that wedid, and if you were listening,
you might have heard us reference alistener that we met at the Taylor Swift
concert. Yes, that was inan age gap relationship. Yes, she
was a dental hygienist and she cameto see us and say hi, And

(22:26):
we thought it was her father thatwas with her because he was like triple
her age. Innocently. Innocently,Yeah, it turns out it was her
boyfriend. Well, she was listeningand she wanted to check in with us
and give us an update on howthe age gap relationship is going. Hey,
guys, it's Caitlin the hyenas fromthe Taylor Swift concert last year.
Me and my boyfriend are skilled togetherand we're actually getting married pretty soon.

(22:52):
But yeah, I couldn't believe itbecause I was like, huh, I
wonder if Bill mentioned me and youguys, it's funny that if I left
such an impression, you guys jobwell, she was so nice, and
I just remember it was one ofthose things where one of us said,
you know, oh, oh,she brought her father. Yes, and
then I think it was when hesaid no, that's her boyfriend and we
were like, oh my god.Yeah, and then they both came over.

(23:15):
Yeah, it was all good.It was all good. Congratulations getting
married. I like that. Yeah, that is cool. We'll have to
have them in when it's close totheir wedding or something. Well, it's
an age gap success story. Yeah, that's what it is. Good for
her. I think there are alot of age gap success stories. I
do. Yeah, Bill and hiswife. You guys do well, well,

(23:37):
you are on the rolls. WantI gotta tell you, man,
you're on fire? What a billydo to you today? What did you
do to work today? Nothing?It's called the long game. Who's on
the phone, Hey Kristin, Heyguys, Hey, Christian, you're calling
twenty five you have a keyword forus. You got that right, and

(24:00):
now you're going to Kiss concert Christian. You guys, yeah, we certainly
will. Yeah. Very cool,very cool. And once again eight ten
is front row Friday, front rowtickets to Kiss Concerts concert. But coming
up next, we're going to playa game with a listener. It's finished
a lyric and it's a big weekendfor Dual Lipa. So you know what,
it's all Dual Lipa songs, notthis one though, This is another

(24:23):
one off her ALBUMA Kiss, sonew Dua Lipa there. The album is
out today. She'll be on SaturdayNight Live tomorrow night. You think she'll
perform that one from the album?What do you think she'll do on Saturday
Night Live tomorrow night. I thinkshe'll do Houdini and another new one,
maybe that one. Yeah, shehas to do Houdini, Yeah, has
to ye or training season. Butyeah, big big weekend for Dua Lipa.

(24:47):
So I thought, why don't weplay a little game finished the lyric
and du A Lipa edition, andI think we have a listener on the
phone that wants to play along,Okay, and that would be Jill.
Good morning, Jill, Good morning, Jill. You're a big dual lipa
fan. Oh yeah, oh boy, thinks you're gonna do well. So
because we have Jill, we're gonnaswitch things around. So Lisa is gonna

(25:10):
be the judge because I have ahard time keeping track of the score.
Billy is gonna play when he's gonnaplay, and then you, Jill,
you know how to play the games. Jill, Yep, we just finished
the lyrics. Yep. I'll playa little bit of it and you just
have to finish the lyrics. Let'sgo time. It's paint time, baby
time though, I'll be there.That's a big time. So these are

(25:30):
all Dua Lipa songs, old andnewer. I won't really try to stump
you, Jill. You're gonna beup first. Uh, Jill, please
finish this lyric? Co okay,the one that the one that you'll keep

(25:55):
going, the one that you canbreak my heart, break my heart?
I got yeah, it's breaking myheart. Well, Jill did not get
it. I don't know did Billyget it? Because Winnie kind of got
it? No, no, no, no no, do you guys want
to split Bill definitely definitely did notget a point there, right, no
one got a point? Okay,there a right, Well, Billy,
Billy, you can get a pointright now, Jill, Billy can get

(26:18):
a point right now. If youcan finish this lyric, we're gonna be
a long long time. Come onthat point. Allowed to phone a friend

(26:45):
and make the friend be producer.Riley, Are you cheating? No,
no, I'm if you let Billcross the beat, you you can never
show your face. Jill, I'mleading better not be in there. I'm
giving like mouth. She's an honestgirl. She's doing her Okay, good,
all right? When he here wego. These are dua lipa songs
in honor of her new album,Finish this lyric. Don't stop now,

(27:12):
don't start now, don't start now, don't start now, don't start now,
hold on, hold on, well, don't start. Yeah, you
got it, she's got it.She did not get the judge. Don't
show up then, she didn't getit. You get the wrong part of
the summer. We're not doing this, not doing that. Jill. All

(27:36):
right, Jill you there, thisis your chance. Okay, So what
is the score? Release Billy haswon and Winnie and Jill have zero zero
all right, Jill. You gottaget on the board here. Okay,
all right, here we go.Listen closely and finish this lyric. Dua
lipa? All right, Oh,dance away, Billy. How long you're

(28:04):
gonna give Jill? Okay, Jilldid not watch me? Yeah, I
got watch men away? Another jolike, yeah, this is this is
a bagel. Get the point forthe steel. No you don't, Bill,
Relax, there's no way you cantake that away from me. Billy.

(28:26):
You did get the point there,he did? You got the point
there? I got a point,Jill. I'm sorry, Joe, Joe,
hold on pause, Jill. Thisis what Billy does if you're not
familiar. He gets a point,he glows. Yeah. Can you get
to in a row? Here?Do lipa? Finish the lyrics. You're

(28:48):
gonna look a bit of it inthe morning doing it. I got new
rules, I got new rules.I never heard that in my life.
Okay, okay, I got thatone. I mean to go back all
right, all right, okay,okay, I never heard the song of

(29:10):
my life that was he was abig kid. Yeah, new rules and
you you you talked it up everyweek on the Kiss Top thirty countown for
about two years. But I digress. Here we go. When he finished
the Leary the way the Way youfeel one kisses, I'll it takes right.

(29:33):
So the score is Winny to Billyto Jill zero. So Jill,
there's no way that you can actuallywin now, Jill, call me crazy.
Didn't you start this whole game bysaying, oh, yeah, I
know everything there is to know aboutdoing Yeah, she's on library. Give
her. Okay, we'll do onefinal round here, Jill, come on,

(29:56):
you gotta get a point here.Here we go. Listen close,
Jill, I I know you knowthis song. I know you know the
lyric. Give it to us.Tell me I got you, I got

(30:18):
you all night. Yeah, Igot you. Cut me off, yo,
get to steal. No, waita minute, I love that song.
She can't cut me off when Iwas giving you the lyrics, an't
you? It's fine? All right? Joe? Well, Joe went zero
for three. I still love you, and thank you so much for We
appreciate Jill goose egg. Jill,you might want to spend a little time

(30:41):
this week and studying up. No, we don't judge, Joe. We
thank you, thank you for listeningto you. Thank you Jill, you
guys want to do the last too, just to wrap it up. Well,
what's the score, it's to all. I got that one, I
swear. Let's just let's just dothe last two. Okay, last two.
Here we go. Billy finished thelyric d a Lipa. I don't

(31:11):
know. Oh my god, I'mnot here for long. Catch me,
then you go. I don't knowwhat you just can't. I don't know
what that was. It sounded likeit should be right for you, kind
of out of order. Didn't sayit was was? That was not okay?
So Winny, if you get thisright, you win. All right?

(31:33):
Here we go? What because?So here we go? This is
finished the lyric d a Lipa edition. We didn't play the song beca.

(31:53):
She's an illusion. Argue the answer. You didn't have it. I did
have it. I did have it, she got it. I win,
she got it. I even didthe right you actually did. They actually
did get it for a new song, Come at me. Costa's been embarrassing.

(32:14):
If I did win, flips imaginehe could be my friend. If
I want you won the dua Lipacontest. Really, what do you want
from me? I did that foryou? Billio out them. We got
topic time coming up, Yes,sir, we got a couple of hot
topics. And uh, do youkeep a list of the people you've had

(32:36):
sex with? That's one topic.And the other one is if you know
someone who won the lottery okay,powerball, mega millions, even a scratch
ticket? Yeah, do you callthem expecting money? Yeah, we're all
worked up about this. We reallywant to know. We really want somebody
who would call someone a friend andask them for what just expect them to

(32:59):
always pick up dinner? Right?Yeah? Okay, those are the topics.
You know why up next topic time? What is the topic today?
We're going to be talking about Billyand Lisa present Topic time, talk amongst
yourself. Topic time. Oh Ilike that. Yeah, it's topic time.
It's a big deal. It's abig show. Okay, So the

(33:20):
topics we announced a few minutes ago. Do you keep a list of how
many people you have slept with intheir names? Like an actual list that
you write down or a mental list? An actual list? Because this was
triggered by Drew Barrymore yesterday during aninterview, right just because she said she
had a list but then left itsomewhere. I made a list and it

(33:43):
was back in the day. Idid it with paper and pen I'm the
most disorganized person. I lose everything. Don't say yeah, I left it
at someone's house, not just anybody'shouse. Well, I was producing a
film that Danny DeVito was directing,and so I wrote the list on the

(34:07):
back of a set of notes forthe film. So I left it at
Danny DeVito's house. So random.Yeah, So that's one of the topics.
Do you have a list? Doyou keep a list? And by
the way, where do you putit? And then the other topic was
triggered by a local woman. Ithink she was in Massachusetts and somehow managed
to win a million dollars on ascratch ticket and then a week later won

(34:29):
another million dollars. And it alwaysraises the question if you know somebody that
hit the lottery, do you expectmoney from them? Do you actually call
them expecting money? How does thatwork? Yeah? Well, this woman
that won, apparently she's being houndedby people that want money. So we
were talking about before the show.We were talking about who are these people?

(34:52):
If someone that I knew wanted thelottery, I wouldn't call them and
ask them for money, I wouldfeel embarrassed, which are congratulations. I
actually know someone personally that they wanta million dollar scratch ticket and their dad
had bought it for them. Sothe first year, because he gave the
annuity, right, so it's overtwenty years, I think it's like thirty
five a year. So the firstyear she gave him like ten grand I
think it is a thank you becausehe bought a ticket for her birthday.

(35:14):
And then the next year I thinkshe bought him like a new a new
sofa or like a new couch,and he was pissed because he thought that
he should be getting money every timeshe got paid. But it's not the
way it works. See, justbecause you bought the ticket, it was
a gift. Well, that goesback to the to the Yankee swap discussion
too. If you give a scratchticket to somebody and a Yankee swap,

(35:34):
say they hit a million dollars,do you feel like you should be entitled
to some of that? I thinkthat as a nice gesture. If that
happened, that person should give yousome money every time, or just just
one or one off. Yeah,just like thank you so much. I
got lucky and I'm going to sharesome of my luck with you, right,
and if they don't, should theother person feel a type of way.

(35:58):
Well, I think I would beupset. Yeah, I have to
say, well, you'll talk aboutthe person for the rest of you.
Every conversation you have with anybody isgoing to be about that person. Yeah.
But you know what money, money, man, They call it the
root of all evil. So thisis for your guys topic time. Never
won the lotto, never had friendscall me for the lotto. But what

(36:19):
I do for work is I representprofessional athletes in the financial in the financial
sector, and you'd be surprised howmany people want to be your friend when
it comes to hey man, couldyou give me tickets? Or they signing
somewhere? Things like that. Howfast they come out of the woodwork when
they want something. Wow. Soit doesn't have to be the lottery.

(36:44):
It could be like a huge raise. It could be anything like an athlete
gets a huge contract all of asudden, everybody thinks they're going to be
taken care of. Right, Idon't get that. I just would feel
really weird, you know, callingin somebody. So calling somebody and asking
them for money, that's just mepersonally, and now it's never happened.
So I can't say for certain ifI would or I wouldn't, but I
don't think I would. So say, for instance, your buddy won ten

(37:06):
million dollars in the lottery and youhang out with him on a regular basis,
do you expect him to pick updinner every time you go out?
That kind of stuff? I maybeI would, but I would still offer.
Yeah, but then think he'll justtell me to put my wallet.
Yeah, yeah, you know,and then you're that's like with me with
Billy, and then you're crushingly disappointedwhen they don't say no, no,

(37:29):
no, no, I got it. Oh right, yeah, but you
don't call. I mean, youprobably form an opinion if you think you
should get some money. Oh butI do see, I could see in
some of these situations long lost relatives, Oh all up and say, god,
you know, can you loan meten grand? And really need it?

(37:51):
Uncle Bob. It's never alone,No, it's never. You're never
getting that money back never. Andthey knew that. Yeah, that's why
a lot of these lottery people thatwin these huge amounts move away. They
have to have to move away fromeverybody, you know, except for the
guy in California that now lives nextto Jimmy Kimmel. He's got like three
mans already. He's like my mostfavorite person because like he's actually like living

(38:15):
the way that I think you should. Yeah. Yeah. The other topic
that we have is lists of peoplethat you've been with. Do you keep
lists or not? I have onething to say on this. When I
was younger, there was a girlthat I knew that I, to my

(38:36):
knowledge, i'd never ever hooked upwith. She was just a friend that
I used to hang out with,but we did a lot of partying.
And another friend ended up going toher house and kind of spending some time
with her, and he found herlist and I was on the list.
But I have no recollection of it, so I think it was one of
those kind of hookups. But Icouldn't believe it when he told me first

(38:57):
that she had a list and twothat I was on it. That's crazy.
Oh it's a different time. Ithink that's a different time. Hey
guys, it's Megan Fromilros and Ican't believe it. I'll as well to
hear this, But I do keepa list. I keep it in a
locked note on my iPhone and Ihave it broken down by actual sex and

(39:19):
a short list of girls, andthen I keep an asterisk next to the
ones that it was just a onetime thing. Oh she has categories.
Yeah, I would hope that i'dhave an asterisk next to my name.
Do not repeat, never do again? Like, what's the purpose of keeping
the list? Keeping track? I'venever had a list, I know.

(39:42):
I know a lot of girls thatdo. They have it like formulated,
how she does? They have iton their computer or a notebook with like
name, like who they are tothem? Was it a relationship? Was
it a hookup? Yeah? Wasit good? They rate it sometimes they
do size But why though, Ithink for a long time, and this
is just me, I think forwhen you're younger that your number is such
a big deal. What number areyou at, like when you're in college

(40:06):
and like everyone, oh how manyhave you been with? Like it's a
big deal in your early twenties,like late teens. I think because everyone
has I think a number in theirhead of what is too much? You
know what I mean? Which Imean at the end of the day,
it's all relative. Do you thinksome people have a list and yet some
of the people on the list,they didn't remember the name. Well,
like, if you have a list, if you have too much time on
your hands, that's just me,I do. I do think so,

(40:28):
especially when you're younger, you're partying, you're you know, you're hooking up.
That's that's a normal thing, youknow. There's another question. Who
in the room now is formulating alist in their brain? I have,
I have a list, I havea general idea. Well, I have
to say that if you create alist, it is kind of an interesting
road map of your life, right, because you're remembering, like where you

(40:49):
were, why you were there,why you ended up with that person.
Right, Yeah, that's a goodthing. You can think of it as
multiple you can think of it multipleways. One because you it's a memory,
right, but like some I wantto forget. I'm not writing that
down. Oh I know. Isif I put together a list and Michelle
found it, my wife, I'dbe off her list. Okay, yes,

(41:13):
you would really like what am Ilooking at? It was just in
a pocket somewhere. Yeah, don'tdon't ever, don't ever write it.
Don't write it down. All right, let's bounce back. The other topic
is about the lottery. Winning thelottery, do you ask people from money
and friends if they won? Howabout this? We have a lottery winner
on the phone to Chris line one, Hey, Chris, Hey, are

(41:37):
we doing good? Chris? Howmuch did you win? First of all,
so it was a million dollars ona progressive slot machine when initially it
hit. I'm just gonna be bigabout it. You know when it hit,
was that a casino and you know, every emotion is going through you
know, is it real? Youknow, it's what I'm seeing like,
you know, the real deal whatever? And uh, basically yeah, they

(42:00):
you know, you do all yourtax forms and stuff, and you know,
you take the lump sum and comesout to about six fifty after taxes.
But the other thing a lot ofpeople get confused about is you get
taxed at the end of the yearon that too. Wow a million dollar
winning. It's only you know,probably around like four hundred grand. Wait
a minute, who was the firsttax for So it's through the well,

(42:23):
through the state. But then youget taxed again when you go to do
your income stuff because it's considered income. Oh so I gotta ask someone you
know, to say, win amillion, you don't it's I mean,
it's still a ton of money,but you know, you're, yeah,
a million to four hundred thousands abig difference. Okay, So Chris,
who was the first person that calledyou, I actually kind of kept it,

(42:45):
you know, under the wire fora while with a lot of my
friends and stuff. And then itjust became one of those things where you
know, you just go out todinner and I'm I'm a pretty uh,
you know, given person, andI would just pretty much take care of,
you know, all our dinners andstuff. And I mean at that
point anyway, it's a very small, you know amount compared to you know
what you win. Yeah, youknow, with a couple of hundred dollars

(43:06):
every couple of weekends. You know, there you go. So what did
you do with the money? Like, mainly, uh, pretty much just
kept it. I mean I've neverbeen a big spender. I mean,
I think that's the things. Yousee a lot of a lot of people
buying cars, and you know alot of people I know that have a
lot of money. It's it's afacade. It's you know, you see
them driving the range Rover, butyou know they're crying, wondering how they're
going to pay at the end ofthe day. So I just take the

(43:28):
money, you know, made somesmart investments and you know, pretty much
just sitting on it. Now.Are you still picking up dinners? Yeah?
And like I said, it's nota big deal because if I go
out with a small group of friends, two or three people, I mean,
you know, two three hundred dollarsmax at a nice restaurant, you
know, and everyone's like appreciative andstuff. But a couple of people,
you know kind of you know,the you know, friends that you're not

(43:52):
too too close with, you know, kind of start being weird with that
stuff. But you know, likeI said, you just got to weed
it out and you know, you'llknow at the end of the day who's
your real friend and who's not.So Chris, did you buy one thing
for yourself? And what was it? A nice car? Used the BMW
But you know, like I said, it was the first The first thing

(44:13):
in my head wasn't hey, let'sgo to the you know, car a
lot and buy the you know,the newest them model off a lot.
So justin you got himself a BEMA. Yeah, well, it sounds like
you have a good head on yourshoulders car. Yeah, you know what
I mean. He didn't go outand blow it like a lot of people
do. Is that curse? Youjust got yourself a Bama got there it
is. Let's go to Genevieve linetoo. Genevieve's hey guys, good morning,

(44:39):
love you guys. Let's hear themorning dropping the kids off. Hey,
thank you? To say about thewhole taxes and whatever like, that's
what I was going to say.They're probably going to take about five in
a cake because they double dips.They're going to hit you with that and
come tacks happen to my ex actora severance field, like another twenty five
or fifty k after we already thoughthe had enough taxes. That was fun.

(45:02):
So if you win the lattery fora MILLI, you left a five
hunderd a K? What's that gonnabuy? Maybe a house in Massachusetts.
Good luck to whoever called for more? And I think if you can't,
if you if you're gonna expect peopleto split with you, don't buy the
scrap ticket. Stop giving it asa gift. Yeah, Genevieve, you

(45:22):
said he's your ex. Did themoney come between you? It caused a
lot of strap because I had alwaysbeen so responsible. So he did this
twice and it was, you know, ridiculous. But don't worry. In
the divorce, that was a nonnegotiable and he had to eat that.

(45:43):
Oh okay, girl, I'm soglad. I asked, it's that thing,
right, it could ruin your life. Wow? Oh man wow.
I was working in a supermarket atone time, in the service task and
a have a good friend that wasworking with me came up and asked me
if I would like to go tobreakfast, said yes, next door to

(46:06):
Brigham's. And she said, giveme a scratch chicken. There was only
one left, and I was goingto buy it, but I gave it
to her anyways, and she wontwenty thousand dollars right in front of my
face, not even a cup ofcoffee.
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