May 7, 2024 • 41 mins
Pick of the week and Teachers Appreciation Day! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show from the Met Gala to the playoffs! Kiss Concert tickets were given away at 7:10! People called in for Topic Time where we talked about what moms don't want for Mother's Day. Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Wow, this morning show in Boston, Billy and Lisa in the morning.
It's just a great start to myday on kids. Onewight. Well,
good morning everybody, and a happyTuesday to you. And it's National Teachers
Day today. Now, yesterday weannounced National Teachers Week and apparently today is
the actual day. So teachers everywhere, thank you for your service. And
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by the way, feel free tocall in six one seventy nine three one
one eight. Why let us celebrateyou when you can celebrate yourself. So
you're a teacher. Yeah, it'sit's a hard job, man, you
know. I always say this.I didn't really fully appreciate teachers until I
had children and what they have todeal with every day, especially my kid.
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Oh yeah, I love it.It's hard work. He's a the
end, Well, he's a handful. I'm glad you said it. We
didn't have to. Yeah, itis what it is. You said what
we were thinking exactly, you know. But it's fine. It's fine.
Atle it's going to be very warmtoday. This is the pick of the
week, as they like to say, but it really it actually really is.
Look outside, I mean pick aweek mid seventies, get out and
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joy and then it all it goesall right, you know, but let's
live in the moment, Okay.I just want to give people the heads
up. There will be two weeksof brain this is yeah exactly? Is
that is that true? Well,right through the weekend, I know that
much cold, I'll be out,so I'll be laid up, so I
don't I don't care. Yeah,tomorrow you go under the knife. Yeah,
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I mean, it's not really thata serious of a procedure. You
never know, a big thing,you know, But they're still going to
put me out. Yeah, theydon't. Don't why you're looking forward to
that. You're going to bring itright down. It's been a while.
I haven't felt that feeling in along time, to be like a quick
four seconds joy for old times sake. You know, they call it a
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free lap. Let's hope that's allit is. But you know, you
never know. Sometimes they leave likean instrument in your leg or did you
just say that what is wrong?Aren't they doing a microscopic thing? They
don't really know. I told Billin confidence that somebody recently that I follow
on Instagram they went in for aprocedure and a tool was left inside of
it. It happens when Coma almostdied. Yeah, it happens. One
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thing you think. Yeah, andhe's now he wishes that on me.
I'm just telling you. Isn't itlike like you said, it's laperoscopic surgery,
like they don't Are you gonna havea big scar? No, it's
just too little tooles. Yeah,yeah that's great. Yeah, you should
be fine. There's not less roomfor error when there's no big gate like
holes. Right, Yeah, thankyou for your compassion. Whinny. So
I've tried. He's the Billy issomeone that is wanting you to have things
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left inside of you, and it'syou. Really, the only one that
cares about me is No, Icare because Billy first. No, No
I care because I'll be left ona ship by myself if something happens to
you. Okay, have Billy runthe board for me, like, yeah,
well we put the mics on.It's gonna be fine. But the
most I can hope for is likea permanent hitch like the Golden Bachelor.
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Yeah you know, Bill, youkeep pushing the hitches on someone, You're
gonna have a hitch of your own. I think you do. Actually,
I have a hitch now I thinkyou're developing one. Oh it's karma.
Oh my god, Hey Justin,good luck on your surgery. Everything's going
to go great. We'll miss you. But are you going to be listening
to the talkbacks because I'm sure you'regoing to be getting lots of well wishes
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and funny ones while you're gone.Yeah. Who's doing the talkback? That
will be a mix of Winning andproducer Riley will be monitoring them and hopefully
playing them back. Yes, wewill put them back. I'm going to
be stepping into Justin mode. We'llbe doing the wrap up. It'll it'll
happen, not maybe not as seamlesslyas Justin, but we're going to get
through it. Yeah, yeah,okay, cost I want to see you
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do it. But what I'm gladthat we're giving listeners the opportunity to know
there could be trouble down the road. It's going to be out for days.
It's not going to be even closeto perfect. Yeah, proficient is
what we're going. We're looking atlike seventy percent. I'm like passing grade,
you know what I mean? SixtyI think it's sixty eight to d
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past. Yeah, listen, Idon't want to bury the lead this morning.
But Lisa Dunovan just won a PulitzerPrize. No, I didn't think
this is this could be the biggestthing that's ever happened in the morning make
up thing. Yeah, what yougot a Pulitzer yesterday? No, actually,
one of our authors did that recently, did our book club. And
we couldn't be prouder of this localBoston author Eleon Wu. Yeah, and
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a Milton Academy mom. Right,Yes, this is huge news in the
book world. Huge news. Now, this is one of your most recent
authors, right, your latest bookclub. Last week we had our book
club event and we featured four authors. She was one of them. And
I told you, I told Winnie, I was like, this is the
book you have to read master slave, husband wife. And I said the
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same thing to you. Okay,So a week after you had her at
your book club event, she wona Pulit Store. So that is the
Lisa Dunovan book club bump. Ithink you know what. Let's go with
that. Okay, I think youshould get one. Listen, I did
nothing when the Red Sox won theWorld Series. Right, the last time
I got a ring from I,they gave you a fake ring. Okay,
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it's not a fake. Where's yourwing winning one? Gosh, I'm
a winning on that. It wasn't. I mean it was one that you
could buy it like the last casewhen you opened it. You want a
replica Red Sox World Series ring?Oh my god, it's not twenty I
said anything. At least say yougot a pool it cher. You got
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to own that, like a tinylittle book or something. Yeah, at
least that's a huge deal. Yeah. I was literally someone texted me yesterday
and I was like, are youkidding me? This is I'm so excited
for her. Now is this authorcoming on the show this morning? She's
going to call in? Oh good? Eight oh five. We also have
Keith Lockhart. He's coming in,right, he's coming in. Yeah,
the Spring Pops is going to beannounced. It actually starts this weekend,
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and hopefully he'll do some singing withLisa. Yeah. And you know what,
I think Keith comes in all thetime, right, I think he
should bring the Pops with him.You know, I didn't be so cool
to keep him in the studio andjust have him bang out a song once
in a while. I mean,he's got Lisa. I really can't stay.
I really can't stay. Baby.It's cold out, so I've got
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to go away. But baby,it's cold out, sir, This evening
has been okay. They missed acouple of notes. I did too.
I get very nervous around Keith Lockhart. It was imprompted. He's a big
presence, that man. Very niceguy, but he's a lot. Well.
The best Lockhart story is, youknow, the mighty McCabe who you
know comes on after this show wasfrom New York and Keith Lockhart is his
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number one it already. Yeah,that's a little creepy. Okay, let's
be honest. Mcave's got a lotgoing on. Really has become like the
biggest McKay beater. He's the nicestguy I know. But you don't walk
in there, houser of radio.Anyway. Hey, how about those Bruins
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five one? They grabbed Game onelast night. I gotta be honest.
I woke up this morning and becauseI went to bed and I thought they
were gonna get smoked. Honestly,yeah, I was so happy I fell
asleep it was one one. Iwoke up this morning. Bruin score place
five one, Yes, will takeit? Game one in the can.
Uh. Now, the Celta havegame one tonight and we're all going Yes,
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what are they as to that?Yeah, we're gonna be We're gonna
be in the house. It's gonnabe a good, good time. Look
at how Justin has his surgery tomorrow. He's off all week. He's going
out tonight. I'm bringing my brotherhuge Celtics. Gen No. I asked
her first, but she's not reallyinto into basketball. You know about the
game. It's about the experience.We're all gonna be there. The kids
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have to be watched it. It'sa whole thing. So your kids are
grown. You live the yolo life. You do whatever you want. You
go right, you want to go, We can't. A little kid.
Actually that's that has separation anxiety.They don't do anything. Oh yeah,
I'm more restricted now than Yeah.A good boy. He is a good
boy. Oh boy. All right, I'll be at the I'll be at
the game tonight. Normally I wouldsay no because I have to work,
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but tomorrow I'm getting surgery, soI'll be there. Wow, Justin,
you get a get knocked out andthen get a quickie up. Oh man.
The met Gala was last night.Lisa Dunavan was there and she's gonna
break it all down for us.And also remember Nicki Glazer at the roast,
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She's given us some behind the scenesshe went on sting yesterday. We're
going to steal some of that soundfrom the stern if you don't mind.
That's coming up in entertainment and thatis next. By're back with a Villy
and Lisa in the morning. Kissand welcome back. Everybody's gonna be a
nice warm day today at least seventydegrees, most likely into the seventies,
right, mid seventies. Yeah,and everybody's g'aring up the Celtics game one
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tonight. The entire billion LIDSA morningshow going to be at the Celtics game
tonight, and we're excited. We'repsyched. It bumped. I haven't been
to a Celtics game, I thinksince I was six. Yeah, all
right, I haven't been in probablysix or seven years. Wow. Wow,
yeah, I know. Wow.That's weird, not weird. But
we're going to be there tonight,Yes we are. Yep, we'll be
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going wild. Yeah wow. Let'ssneak in a couple of talkbacks and then
we'll get to entertainment. Yeah,today's my last day. I'm heading in
for a little procedure, so I'llbe out Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
But don't worry, the show's ingood hands. Good morning. I just
wanted to wish Justin the best ofluck on his surgery, and thank god
we have producer Riley to help runthe show. In the talkbacks, have
a great day, everyone, Iagree, thank god, Yeah, thank
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god, It'll be fine. Butnotice how she said thank god we have
pretty Yeah, that's that's great.She'll be doing the bulk of the things
I can't do omen here, Sothank god for her. Ready ready,
Now the entertainment updates with a billyconcept. Oh man, So here we
go. How about those Bruins.They beat the Panthers in Florida last night
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five to one, taking the onenothing lead in that series thirty eight saves
for Swayman team effort. He says, I was just so impressed by the
way all of us just didn't takeno for an answer to the physicality,
the mental and everything was so goodto see. And I'm really excited for
what's to come. Yeah, veryphysical game last night. It's going to
be a physical series. Meantime,big day, big night for Brandon Carlo.
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He and his wife had their firstbaby early yesterday and he had his
first playoff goal last night. Idon't score very often, so very cool
experience for me. And you knowthere was a part played there by God,
so very thankful. Yeah, that'sgot to be exciting. Huh.
Yeah what he had. Yeah,and they'll be telling his kid years from
now. Yeah, this is whatit was like the day you were born.
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That's very cool. Game two tomorrownight in Florida. Meantime, Celtz
and the Cavaliers. Game one inBoston tonight. Coach Missoula, here we
go. I have Derek White.I don't have Okay, well you want
MISSOULI I mean Derek White. Ithink is uh you know everyone's in on
Derek White. Now, okay,everyone loves the bald. Derek White is
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different. Man was different definitely.Although you know he was okay with the
hair, but once the hair cameoff, I mean, this guy just
reached new levels. One hair fromhim. I think I'd like to Okay,
we're all excited to let's play again. I think it's gonna be a
big test to Keach opponents a differentchallenge, and it's gonna be a good
team. It's gonna be a bigchallenging probably before there you go. I
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like the bald head. I thinkit's working. Yeah. See it's to
night, Derek. Yeah, Ican't believe we're all going game. Metcala
the super Bowl of the fashion industrylast night, hosted by Zendia, Chris
Emsworth, J Low Bad Bunny,Uh don't you? Cat of course is
coming in for kiss concert and sheshowed up last night soaking wet. I'm
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actually wet right now. This iswater And how would you describe this look?
So I know that people are goingto do flowers, but my flower
of choice is the most used flowerand it's cotton. So I wanted to
do a white T shirt also becausea white T shirt is timeless, and
it felt very poetic to choose this. And I knew it wasn't going to
blend in too much, and Idon't really like to blend in. I
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like the simplicity of it, Ihave to say. But she was parading
around New York City prior to theMetallan wearing lots of household items like a
towel, a shower curtain, saranwrap. Wow, a white sheet.
You know what I love about her? She took a white T shirt that
was wet and may fashion. Shedid that used to be a contest at
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at front break. But now tothe mechal, I have to tell you.
And she looked pretty good in it. Yeah, got a contest,
yeah, yeah, she made itmet. Yeah. So by the time
she comes in for Kiss concert,it's probably going to be what a face
cloth? No, we just gota welcome her with open arms. What
would the other stand up? Thebig one? Everyone was talking about Kim
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Kardashian's waist. She was wearing thiscorset dress and she was standing next to
her sister Kendall, who was likea pencil, and her waist was so
much thinner than Kendles. It was. It was kind of freakish to me.
It would almost looked like Ai Kimin some ways. It was really
freakish. So we know that itwasn't DAYI Kim. No, it was
definitely her. It just looked likeshe had some ribs removed. I don't
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know how she could breathe in thatDress'd be good for you organ. Its
a lot of training and she camefrom the Maryland. Remember that she wore
that dress and that was sinched inand then she did the one with I
think it was the last one withKanye. She was in that wet almost
looking with it was a new extrawet dress. Same thing. She's been
in this horse that look for yearsnow. And I'm starting to concron for
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her because that's a lot of corstit's a lot. I thought that jay
Loo looked amazing. She was oneof the best dressed. I want to
talk about the no shows. Oneof them was Giselle, Another one was
Taylor Swift, remember we were talkingabout that. Another one was Blake Lively.
Haley Bieber wasn't there, and BenAffleck wasn't there. Yeah, I
guess Ben stayed after the roast inLa because he's shooting the sequel to the
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movie The Accountant. That's what they'resaying. I just saw the movie the
first time, like very good.Wow. But I want to say that
Giselle, Okay, she was expectedto be at the met gala and she
wasn't. And do you want meto read why, Billy? Yeah?
I mean People magazine is reporting,among other magazines that Gizelle was deeply disappointed
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by the disrespectful portray of her familyon Sunday Evening's roast of Tom Brady.
As always, Gizelle's priority is tosupport her children, who were affected by
the irresponsible content that was broadcasted.Yeah, yeah, I saw this coming.
I'll bet she's meeting with lawyers.I mean it was pretty hot and
heavy, all though it was.It was off the kids and Gizelle.
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Yeah, and we speculated that,you know, well, we guess that
Tom must have, you know,ran it by her. I think he
ran it by her, But Idon't think to the extent. And I
think that I saw online last nightthat people think she should get half the
money that he was given for thatgood because she was basically the entire roast.
Yeah. And then when you bringin the kids, I mean it's
yeah, like, I don't know, I don't know. The boundaries have
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been moved so far now that Idon't know what's right and what's wrong anymore.
Are we done with the met Galaor are we moving on? Well?
I wanted to ask Lisa. Wasn'tthere an AI version of Katy Perry
there? Oh, this is aweird story. So there was an AI
version of Katy Perry on the redcarpet, so much so that her mother
texted her and said, hey,honey, you look great. I didn't
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know you were going to the metGala, and Katie goes, I'm not
at the met Gala. Wait,it was an AI image that was posted
online of Katie at the met Gala. But she wasn't there. Oh okay.
They superimposed her on the red carpet. Yes, and it looked real.
It was freaky, but her momdidn't know that. That's next level
AI. Yeah, there's a there'sa weird story coming up at eight fifteen
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of Richard Simmons. Remember Richard.Yeah, he's reclusive. No one's heard
from him in like ten years,and there's a new audio recording that got
released on his YouTube page and theydon't know if it's him or AI.
Oh boy, oh boy. Sowe'll play it for you. You can
decide. Then to the roaster fora minute. Remember Nicki Glazer thought I
thought we were keeping with the mechala. Well, people want to talk about
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it, Okay, Yeah, Idon't know if you want. Okay,
good morning, it's the Mayor ofthe South. Then with my take on
the met gala. First of all, I have to give it to j
Low. She looked absolutely stunning inthat gown. And second of all,
I'll have to give worse to doa lipa. She looked like she worked
in a saloon in the Old West. But best stressed, I'll have to
give it to that Chris Hemsworth.And my advice is never stand next to
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Chris Hemsworth because no one will eversee you. It's true. Guys on
Hong Kong, it's like next levelanyway. You remember on the roast,
Nicki Glazer lobbed a lot of thehardest hitting jokes, but she was fabulous.
She was fabulous the other night.Well, she went on Stern yesterday,
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the morning after the roast, andshe was asked if Brady really got
mad about that Robert Kraft joke.And here's what she said. I believe
that was for real because I thinkthat, you know, based on the
little knowledge I have of it,I think Robert Craft was not a confirmed
guest to be there. I didn'tknow he was gonna be there until I
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was there and I knew everyone else. I was like, oh my god,
Robert crafts here, Because I thinkthere was a vibe that Robert Craft
is kind of like like a dadfigure to Tom. He doesn't want to
sit there and listen to all thesejokes about him, so maybe he wouldn't
show And so, yeah, Iwas surprised when Jeff made that joke,
but I do think that Tom actuallywas looking out for him. And I
don't know, I don't think TomJeff would. I hope he wouldn't mind
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me saying like, yeah, afterwards, he was a little like was that
too, Like he was a littlebit worried. I mean, we have
consciences about these things, you know. We afterwards, we go, did
that really hurt his feelings? AndI go, no, you know,
he had to do it performatively forRobert, I'm sure, but I'm sure
it was not an issue that Jeffis going to hear about today or anything
like that. It's just strange tome that Brady would get mad about the
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Robert Kraft joke, but allow allthe stuff about Giselle and the kids,
right, it makes no sense.Where's the line? Okay, it was
Mostelle. There wasn't really much aboutthe kids except for oh, he left
them, which is more on himthan the kids. There wasn't a kind
of hit. But that's but that'sthat's talking about his character as a person.
I don't think that's coming at thekids like they're not Like he made
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fun of how his kids look orsomething like that. Zelle gave you an
ultimatum. Gazelle said, you weretired or were done, let me tell
you something. When you got achance to go eight and nine and all
it will calls you is your wifeand your kids. You gotta do what
the you gotta do. You gottastay the kids. That was hilarious,
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Like, I don't you know thatthere's nothing about the kids. I'm just
making a point. As a fatherof three boys, I don't think they'd
like to hear if the kids regardingmy children as a child of parents,
if they were getting roasted, Iwould be like, ha ha, you
suck Like I don't know, Idon't think it would be a big deal.
But well, you don't have children. I just said as a child,
I have parents. Though, Ithink that I think that Giselle.
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I think Lisa is right. Ithink Tom probably told her, hey,
expects, you know, expect somejokes, but not the whole thing.
There were so many raunchy jokes thrownher way that I could see where it
was. Yeah, I think wewere like, okay, guys, right,
like really you know that I'm noteven gonna I'm actually not even gonna
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to say what they said because Idon't want to say it about her name.
Remember that joke, Oh that wasthat we can't Yeah, that was
that was Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross, I believe, I don't know.
We'll see meantime live. Nation ConcertWeek starts tomorrow. It lasts a week.
Twenty five dollars tickets for thousands ofshows, including Kiss Concert. You
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know you got to get your KissConcert tickets. You know, daylight today,
I look outside the suns out it'sgoing to be in the seventies nights
and warm makes you think of KissConcert. It really does. Get your
tickets. By the way, youcan also go to kiss oneawait dot com
and get your Kiss Concert tickets.Happening June first out at the Xfinity Center.
Just announced the new Camilicabo album comesout in June twenty eighth. The
new Billy Eilish album Hit Me Hardand Soft comes out next Friday. She's
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going to be staging several listening events. In fact, events are already planned
next week the Barkley Center in NewYork and the Key of Form in Los
Angeles and Paramount is coming out witha Lollapaloozer documentary, a three part series
that comes out May twenty first.Yeah, I watch the trailer. It
looks awesome. Yeah, Lollapalooza,Baby, let's go. Oh Yeah.
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know them And there you go.I'm actually wet right now. We're back
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with a Villy and Lisa in theMorning on Kiss eight. Yeah, we're
back and we've got a pair ofKiss concert tickets right now for Call of
twenty five six, one seven,nine, three one eight. Go ahead,
Lisa. I was going to saythat Kiss Concert stars Doja Cat and
she is arguably one of the mosttalked about celebrities right now, especially from
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the Met Gala red carpet last night. I'm actually wet right now. Okay,
and then there was Coachella. Imean she's yeah, she's everywhere,
everywhere. Yeah, Yeah, she'sgot a fashion sense the likes of which
I've never seen. I'm making headlines. She was wearing vetimons. I hope
I'm saying that right. That wasYeah, it was very like household items.
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Is the keyword wet, because Ifeel like that's a good keyword for
I think it's good. You knowwhat I'm saying. Keyword soaking wet,
soaking wet. I'm actually wet rightnow. Yeah. That was her from
last night's Matallan. Yeah, she'spretty incredible. I mean when you think
about just to pass two or threeweeks alone with dojacat her performances, remember
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the hair, the hair dancers.So her Coach Holler performance is getting got
high praise. Yeah, I meanuniversally everybody loved it. And that was
the first time she debuted that newshow. And she's bringing it to Kiss
Concert. It's a huge deal.Yeah, we got it. Yeah,
Kiss Concert. By the way,you can go to Kiss on dot com
to anytime you want check out KissConcert. And I think we mentioned earlier,
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we'll mention it again. Live NationConcert Week starts tomorrow. That's a
big deal. They're talking about fivethousand shows, twenty five dollars tickets.
What I mean, all we've heardabout the last year is how expensive tickets
are. Yeah. This is thebest thing that they could ever do.
Man. Yeah, And I meanlook outside today, it's beautiful. Not
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a cloud in the sky, youknow, and like that's days like this.
It makes just makes me think ofkiss concert, you know, out
with your friends, hanging out thebest music. You know what I mean?
You want to wear? Yeah,yeah, it's really uh, I
don't know. I'm excited. It'scoming fast, you know what. In
honor of Doja Cat, I thinkI'll wear a towel. Okay, it
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has to be a wet towel,so well, just soak it down,
walk out on stage. Here wego. Well you are a bedwater,
right, so you're ready to go. Yeah. I had a lot of
wet towels in my life childhood.Yeah, I mean today it makes you
think of sitting on the lawn withlike twenty of your friends or something,
the perfect day, passing that beachball around. There you go, kicking
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it around, punching it around.Yeah. Yeah, God, I can't
wait it's three weeks away pretty much. Oh my god, Yes, today's
the seventh. Oh wow, yeah, it's it's coming up fast. Oh.
If you don't have your tickets,you've got to get them now or
you're not going to get them atall. Yeah. And it is a
part of the Live Nation Concert week. But we got to call her twenty
five coming in any sit I haveit right now? What is it?
Melissa? Hey, Melissa, Hiyou good morning. How you doing Melissa?
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Okay, I'm good. I'm excitedright now. Yeah, well you
are called twenty five. What's thekeyword? Soaking? What? Yeah?
Soaking wet? Yep. So nowMelissa, you're going to Kiss concert.
Okay, don't you cats like thebiggest star in the world right now.
That's awesome, Thank you so much. Okay, Melissa, hang on and
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you can talk to producer Riley becauseshe hasn't great. Yeah, okay,
not much to say to us byMelissa, now Melissa, people get listen.
We got upset, which I understandI do too. We have to
understand people are nervous. Are they'recalling they don't know they're going to be
called twenty five, and then theyhear Bill right and they don't want to
say anything wrong and they get nervous. You know what they are. They're
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a nervous wreck. Yeah, andwho can blame them? Yeah, it's
crazy. So anyway, another pairof tickets coming up at a ten this
morning and then nine ten. Youalso, if you win your you win
a thousand dollars and upfront VIP tickets. So that's pretty cool. Oh yeah,
come on thousand bucks right now?Yeah? But coming up next Mother's
Day is this Sunday? Do youguys know that, Yes, we know
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it's this Sunday. Don't forget Mother'sDay. And I want you to think
about this question before I play.Noah Kan, what is something that you
do not want for Mother's Day?Lisa Kiss? Okay, we're back and
well we're just a few days awayfor Mother's Day, so we figured why
not chip in and help out thedads in terms of what to get and
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more specifically what not to get formom? Right exactly, So this was
posted online recently. Gifts that momdoesn't want for Mother's Day. Now,
some of these things you may notagree with, and that's up to you
whatever you're into, but this isa generalization. Moms do not want kitchen
accessories, mops or vacuums. Theyalso they don't want chocolate, they don't
want flowers. They don't want tohave to do the laundry, they don't
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want to have to do the dishes, home appliances, all that kind of
stuff they don't want. They alsodon't want IOUs. You know, some
kids will do a little card andsay I owe you like you know,
I'll walk the doll. Yeah,they don't want IOUs either. Never Okay,
yeah, I agree with that,except for the vacuum. I know
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I got I got her a roombaa couple of years ago, and she
she loves it, and I gota lot of crap for it, but
she really wants and that's great,Like if that's what you're into, and
that's what you want, because theroom was really expensive too, so it
was a great gift. But Ithink across the board, I know I
would not want a roomba. No, what women want is to be left
alone for the day. That's absolutelyno. You've got young kids, take
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the kids, leave me alone,give me some I want to be alone.
I want to relax. And that'sexactly what happened with my wife Jen.
I asked her, you know what, do you want? Whatever you
want, I'll get you. Youwant to go to a medspa, a
spa day, anything, And she'slike, you know what I want.
I want to be in a hotelroom on the beach with a box of
pizza in my bed. So Ibooked her room on the beach in the
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hotel. I get an idea,are you going to be there? Her
and her best friend never alone.Boy, she really wanted to be alone
exactly. Well, I'm a mom, and I would like a similar thing,
a weekend away anytime. I canuse it, even to New York,
just like an overnight stay. Ican take one of my friends.
Okay, talk back, Tim,listen if you're listening Tim, Tim from
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Milton. She wants a weekend inPowish. Okay, she'll take New York
wherever. Yeah, probably know one. Tim will do the Quincy Marrio.
It's a room. But I likethe fact justin that you listen to Jen
and you did what she wanted.Yeah, yeah, I said, whatever
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you want, And you know what, she was half kidding, you know,
I mean, she was serious,but she didn't really think I was
going to get her that. Yeah, yeah, I said, nope,
we'll find it, and so it'sall booked up. She'll be there and
I'll surprise her with some pizza.Okay, so Michelle technically is Titus' mom?
Does that of course you're into thattype of stuff or if if if
you are weirdo dog people. Yeah, she's a dog mom. So what
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do you think she what do youthink she wants? I don't know.
I probably should have asked her bynow. Oh you're sleeping, bro,
you're sleeping. Oh boy, Igotta get on this. You got to
get on. But we're all goingto be at the game tonight. So
I'll ask her and then going toask her on the side and then tell
you yeah, because she'll never behonest with me. Yeah, yeah,
you know whatever. Whatever. Shedoesn't help, all right, So but
if you ask her, Lisa,you ask her and tell me what she
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said, all right, perfectly.What I don't want for Mother's Day is
yelling. I just want a wholeday where nobody's arguing, nobody's raising their
voice by So no yelling. That'sall I could ask for. I don't
even need a present. Yeah,she's right. There was someone who posted
this online. She wants peace andquiet, a maid, not me,
and a manny petty and to bewined and dined. There it is.
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That's it. You know what wassurprising? You know those like bath products
that they always sell in those giftsbacks. Moms don't want them. How
is it? That's not surprising?I hate but I hate them. That's
a regift. Now you're giving moma regift. Yeah. They all say
they don't want a stressful day.They want peace and quiet. They don't
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have to do anyone's laundry. Yeah, okay, let's go to Melissa line
five. What doesn't she want?Melissa? What do you want? What
do you don't want? I don'twant flowers. I look at them like,
okay, what am I supposed todo with these? Now? Just
sit on the table and let's cateat them. Yeah, die, I
would love a housekeeper for the day. Yeah, I look at those You
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mentioned those coupons the kids do,and I was looking at the Pola dishes
last night and I was like,boy, I could use one of them
coupons. That's what one of thepeople said, A house cleaner. Yeah,
it just didn't want to be hassful. A lot of people also said
they don't want chocolate because it's kindof like that's something you could buy for
yourself any day of the week.Yeah, Michelle, my wife is a
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chocoholic, but she wouldn't appreciate chocolatebecause she can get that any other way,
right, Yeah, you want toget her something that you know she
normally wouldn't have exactly. You know, doesn't it seem like flowers die faster
now? I think so I'm antiflower. If she really wanted flowers,
I would get them. But wecan. We're kind of on the same
page with that. What's the point? Yeah, I like the ones at
least, So what's the one?I always forget the word, you know
(30:41):
where it's in the succulent. Yeah, succulents makes sense because they live forever.
Yeah, they're pretty. Then youcan even fill it in with fake
ones. Yep. I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I haven't gotten flowers in a whilefor her. She sometimes she'll get
flowers from wherever and I just lookat them and for what I don't And
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she feels the same way. Atleast she tells me that. You know.
Anyway, Let's go to line three. Lisa, Oh, Mother's Day.
Bedridden. I took a dance class. I can't even move my hip.
I think they're gonna send me tothe day fine checking in Lisa oh
Man. Topic time is up next. So what do you want for Mother's
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Day? What do you not wantfrom Mother's Day? But you can talk
about anything you want. I mean, let's face it, We've got Giselle,
We've got Tom Brady, the Bruins, the Celtics, the met Gala,
the nice weather. Come on,it's topic time. Sick one seven
nine three one one one, awightor just send a talk back to my
man justin. Topic time is nixtand we're back with Billy and Lisa in
(31:47):
the morning. It's good kiss oneman. It's topic time. We're talking
about Mother's Day, which is comingup this weekend. I mean, what
do you want for Mother's Day?What do you absolutely not want? Or
Mother's Day? We're gonna go tothe phones first. First we have Kelly
Kelly, good morning, Good morningeverybody. You a mom? I I
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am a mom, a mom oftwo and years ago, but we had
consecutive Mother's Days where it was justa terrible day, rainy. I think
it snowed one year like a daftingof snow. But my rule for Mother's
Day is I want a sunny,nice day and if it, if the
weather is inclement on Mother's Day,I get to pick another day that is
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sunny. Good for you. Ilove that. Yeah. I think you're
probably gonna have to pick another day. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm
to start choosing. It's not lookinggood so far this Sunday. I'll pick
a new one, raincheck. Ilike that. I love that rule,
Yeah, rain Jack. Yeah,it should be sunny on Mother's Day.
I agree with you, Kelly,it really should be and if it's not,
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we should get to pick. Weat least earned sun for goodness sake.
Okay, good one, Kelly.Stay to all the moms out there,
you too, Happy Mother's Day.Yeah. I found that a common
request from moms on Mother's Day isto just be left alone and be away
from the family. I remember oneof my first Mother's Days. My husband
asked me what I wanted for Mother'sDay and I said, a whole day
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to myself. He responded with,you know, most moms would like to
be around their children on Mother's Day, and I said, you are clearly
not a mom. Yeah, that'swhat my wife wanted to and I got
her, you know, a littlegetaway with her best friend. Yeahah,
And I understand completely when you havesmall kids. I mean, you got
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Lisa, you need rest. Youneed rest. Like this past weekend,
it was World War three in myhouse because my son is seven years old,
and my father, who was justtrying to be a good papa,
told them that. He said,oh, Papa, can can you get
me a phone? And my fathersaid, well, I mean, yeah,
I don't see why not. He'sseven. So he comes upstairs and
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he's like, I'm getting a phone. The hell you are? And then
that complete meltdown. Wife, She'slike, what the Yeah, now I
have to deal with this. There'sno arguing. This Morning Morning crew just
weighing in on the Mother's Day.I don't know if I'm the only one,
but all I want is my kidsto get along, nobody to argue
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with what's being had for dinner,and to just be happy and not argumentative
for the day. That would bea dream come true. I one hundred
percent agree with her because that's thebiggest thing, is a mom And it
doesn't matter what age your kids are. When your kids are screaming at each
other and punching each other. Itis like next level stress in the house
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because then you're screaming at them,they're screaming back at you, and it's
just not fun. So it doesn'tget better as they get older, No,
they well just bigger problems. Rightas they grow bigger, the problems
get bigger too. Yeah, you'rebringing back so many memories streaming in the
house. You have three boys,say something, Oh, do something?
What I just walked in the door. I actually gave all three of them
(35:06):
in clearing my husband the middle finger. Last night. I was like,
I'm going to bed. Oh wow. As a non parent, I'm feeling
blessed right now. I got alwaysgot like what your father gets home?
Yeah, okay, and then youknow you got Chris, you got Alex,
Billy's sons Dylan h I love howBilly was the threat. Oh okay,
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guys, you know, let's relaxall right. Mom's stressed out.
You want some money to go,get something to go. Here's some money
money laugh. Yeah. You knowthe other thing about Mother's Day too.
I remember it was always like,you know, their mom like just I
want to day alone. I wantto go to the spot, just leave
me alone, keep the kids outall day. And then Father's Day rolls
(35:53):
along, and I said, yeah, I just you know, I just
want to go out in the barn. Say, I can't believe you don't
want to be with your kids onFather's complete opposite Father's Day does. It's
the forgotten alge and we just takeit. We just take it. It
is what it is. Morning.My name is Monica. It's something that
I don't want for Mother's Day.Is something that had no thought behind it.
(36:17):
Like those coupons good for one massageor dinner on me. I don't
want that. Put some thought intoit and get me an actual massage and
an actual dinner out. Yeah,totally. What's this coupon thing? Everybody
can? It's like kids do it, like like I'll walk the dog ten
times or like and they give theiou then you give it to them and
(36:42):
say, oh, you gave methis for Mother's Day. Yeah, they're
never walking the dog. No,okay, you never should be called an
io never. Yeah, it's nevergonna come true. Yeah, it's one
hundred percent. Right, Flowers,I mentioned that I'm not a big flowers
person, all right, I knowpeople are going a little crazy about this.
Hi, I'm calling to commor soon Mother's Day gifts. I'm not
sure why you think this, butI love getting flowers, especially on Mother's
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Day. And I wouldn't be opposedto a news either. See. But
I think if you're into flowers,it's like that what that other caller said.
Know your mom, right, andgive her what she likes. And
if she's into flowers, then likeshower her with flowers. Yeah, and
if you're going to do the vacuumthing, just to accompany it with something
else, you know, I givethe vacuum, but then give her a
(37:29):
day spa Like, Yeah, Ididn't do that. I probably should have.
You just gave her the rumba andlet it go. Yeah, she
really wanted the room. But andlet me tell you the room that works
every single day and then every oncein a while she goes, that was
one of the best presents you evergot me. It saves me so much
time. Can I ask I knowwhat her on Mother's Day? But you
mentioned the room. Ba. Ihate my room. Ba. I hate
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it, literally hate it. Idon't know what it is. Everybody has
a different opinion. I'm just sayingwhat it doesn't work? Well. My
girlfriend going for me for Christmas andI thought it was so nice and I
use it and I never know whyit's picking up. I don't know where
it's going in the house. Youdon't know if it's actually clean anything.
It's just roaming around your house goingarm coming out against the room. Ba
I am I am? I thinkit might be you didn't map it correctly.
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What am i? Loois and Klar. It might have to do with
your might have to do with likeyour house, like the way that your
house is, right, Lois andClara? What Justin? What are you
even talking about? You need navigationfor the room? I have a three
right over again, bump into alot of stuff in and then it stops.
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And then when when bumps into something, it stops working, and to
go move it back to where it'ssupposed to be. I'd rather just hand
Yeah, just do it myself,you know what I mean? Well,
Justin probably got the five star roomba. My friend has a five Stevember she
said, sucks too. Yeah,no, I I got the nice one
and yeah she stick her time withit. She mapped the house out correctly.
She cleans it when it needs tobe clean. Talk about that,
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she does. Listen, it's workingin my house right now, all right,
you see, it's picking up,picking up everything off the floor,
all right. On Mother's Day.Who knew Mother's Day was such a hot
topic. Everyone's so positive for Mother'sDay. I don't want to go out
to eat. The service is terrible. I don't want flowers. I don't
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want the joke about how I'm notmy husband's mother, so I don't need
anything, you know, Yeah,I don't. I don't want to go
out for brunch. Don't take momout for brunch. Yeah, that's my
big moms don't want brunh It's theone thing I've never wanted. Mother's Day.
(39:38):
You can't get near a restaurant ora Sunday brunch. Right. Father's
Day you go anywhere you want.Well, I hate to say, I
think it's because more moms will cookat home exactly. Let's just go off.
Yeah, yeah, I won't.I won't be cooking on Father's Day.
I think of it. I nevergot a gift on Father's Day.
(40:00):
Oh, I always get home.This is about Mother's Day, right,
unpack you with your grown sons yeah, I know this has always been a
thing with you. Yeah, okay, all right, well this this segment
really for Mother's Day. I don'twant to have to spend the day with
my mother in law and then there'sthat. Okay, a lot of people
(40:24):
have problems with their in laws.I didn't see a lot of anger coming
from this segment, you know,like people hate flowers. Don't get me
this. Keep my mother in lawout of the house. Yeah, just
put some time into it, putsome thought into it. That's what it
really comes down to. I think, you know is uh see, I
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like asking her what she wants andthen kind of going from there, as
opposed to guessing and getting it wrongand getting her something she doesn't want.
Well, I do that all theholidays. Just what would you like in
a dream world that you know otherwisegoing to get They're going to return it.
Women love returning things. They're obsessedwith it. Half the things you've
(41:07):
gotten your wife, John, she'sprobably returned and never told you. At
least you return a lot things youget. Yeah, that's why gift cards
are always I think or cash.Cash is king. Be happy Mother's Day.
Wow, this morning show in Boston, Billy and Lisa in the morning.
It's just a great start to myday on kids. Onewight. Well,
good morning everybody, and a happyTuesday to you. And it's National Teachers
Day today. Now, yesterday weannounced National Teachers Week and apparently today is
the actual day. So teachers everywhere, thank you for your service. And
(00:24):
by the way, feel free tocall in six one seventy nine three one
one eight. Why let us celebrateyou when you can celebrate yourself. So
you're a teacher. Yeah, it'sit's a hard job, man, you
know. I always say this.I didn't really fully appreciate teachers until I
had children and what they have todeal with every day, especially my kid.
(00:46):
Oh yeah, I love it.It's hard work. He's a the
end, Well, he's a handful. I'm glad you said it. We
didn't have to. Yeah, itis what it is. You said what
we were thinking exactly, you know. But it's fine. It's fine.
Atle it's going to be very warmtoday. This is the pick of the
week, as they like to say, but it really it actually really is.
Look outside, I mean pick aweek mid seventies, get out and
(01:07):
joy and then it all it goesall right, you know, but let's
live in the moment, Okay.I just want to give people the heads
up. There will be two weeksof brain this is yeah exactly? Is
that is that true? Well,right through the weekend, I know that
much cold, I'll be out,so I'll be laid up, so I
don't I don't care. Yeah,tomorrow you go under the knife. Yeah,
(01:30):
I mean, it's not really thata serious of a procedure. You
never know, a big thing,you know, But they're still going to
put me out. Yeah, theydon't. Don't why you're looking forward to
that. You're going to bring itright down. It's been a while.
I haven't felt that feeling in along time, to be like a quick
four seconds joy for old times sake. You know, they call it a
(01:55):
free lap. Let's hope that's allit is. But you know, you
never know. Sometimes they leave likean instrument in your leg or did you
just say that what is wrong?Aren't they doing a microscopic thing? They
don't really know. I told Billin confidence that somebody recently that I follow
on Instagram they went in for aprocedure and a tool was left inside of
it. It happens when Coma almostdied. Yeah, it happens. One
(02:19):
thing you think. Yeah, andhe's now he wishes that on me.
I'm just telling you. Isn't itlike like you said, it's laperoscopic surgery,
like they don't Are you gonna havea big scar? No, it's
just too little tooles. Yeah,yeah that's great. Yeah, you should
be fine. There's not less roomfor error when there's no big gate like
holes. Right, Yeah, thankyou for your compassion. Whinny. So
I've tried. He's the Billy issomeone that is wanting you to have things
(02:45):
left inside of you, and it'syou. Really, the only one that
cares about me is No, Icare because Billy first. No, No
I care because I'll be left ona ship by myself if something happens to
you. Okay, have Billy runthe board for me, like, yeah,
well we put the mics on.It's gonna be fine. But the
most I can hope for is likea permanent hitch like the Golden Bachelor.
(03:08):
Yeah you know, Bill, youkeep pushing the hitches on someone, You're
gonna have a hitch of your own. I think you do. Actually,
I have a hitch now I thinkyou're developing one. Oh it's karma.
Oh my god, Hey Justin,good luck on your surgery. Everything's going
to go great. We'll miss you. But are you going to be listening
to the talkbacks because I'm sure you'regoing to be getting lots of well wishes
(03:29):
and funny ones while you're gone.Yeah. Who's doing the talkback? That
will be a mix of Winning andproducer Riley will be monitoring them and hopefully
playing them back. Yes, wewill put them back. I'm going to
be stepping into Justin mode. We'llbe doing the wrap up. It'll it'll
happen, not maybe not as seamlesslyas Justin, but we're going to get
through it. Yeah, yeah,okay, cost I want to see you
(03:51):
do it. But what I'm gladthat we're giving listeners the opportunity to know
there could be trouble down the road. It's going to be out for days.
It's not going to be even closeto perfect. Yeah, proficient is
what we're going. We're looking atlike seventy percent. I'm like passing grade,
you know what I mean? SixtyI think it's sixty eight to d
(04:13):
past. Yeah, listen, Idon't want to bury the lead this morning.
But Lisa Dunovan just won a PulitzerPrize. No, I didn't think
this is this could be the biggestthing that's ever happened in the morning make
up thing. Yeah, what yougot a Pulitzer yesterday? No, actually,
one of our authors did that recently, did our book club. And
we couldn't be prouder of this localBoston author Eleon Wu. Yeah, and
(04:39):
a Milton Academy mom. Right,Yes, this is huge news in the
book world. Huge news. Now, this is one of your most recent
authors, right, your latest bookclub. Last week we had our book
club event and we featured four authors. She was one of them. And
I told you, I told Winnie, I was like, this is the
book you have to read master slave, husband wife. And I said the
(04:59):
same thing to you. Okay,So a week after you had her at
your book club event, she wona Pulit Store. So that is the
Lisa Dunovan book club bump. Ithink you know what. Let's go with
that. Okay, I think youshould get one. Listen, I did
nothing when the Red Sox won theWorld Series. Right, the last time
I got a ring from I,they gave you a fake ring. Okay,
(05:19):
it's not a fake. Where's yourwing winning one? Gosh, I'm
a winning on that. It wasn't. I mean it was one that you
could buy it like the last casewhen you opened it. You want a
replica Red Sox World Series ring?Oh my god, it's not twenty I
said anything. At least say yougot a pool it cher. You got
(05:40):
to own that, like a tinylittle book or something. Yeah, at
least that's a huge deal. Yeah. I was literally someone texted me yesterday
and I was like, are youkidding me? This is I'm so excited
for her. Now is this authorcoming on the show this morning? She's
going to call in? Oh good? Eight oh five. We also have
Keith Lockhart. He's coming in,right, he's coming in. Yeah,
the Spring Pops is going to beannounced. It actually starts this weekend,
(06:02):
and hopefully he'll do some singing withLisa. Yeah. And you know what,
I think Keith comes in all thetime, right, I think he
should bring the Pops with him.You know, I didn't be so cool
to keep him in the studio andjust have him bang out a song once
in a while. I mean,he's got Lisa. I really can't stay.
I really can't stay. Baby.It's cold out, so I've got
(06:23):
to go away. But baby,it's cold out, sir, This evening
has been okay. They missed acouple of notes. I did too.
I get very nervous around Keith Lockhart. It was imprompted. He's a big
presence, that man. Very niceguy, but he's a lot. Well.
The best Lockhart story is, youknow, the mighty McCabe who you
know comes on after this show wasfrom New York and Keith Lockhart is his
(06:46):
number one it already. Yeah,that's a little creepy. Okay, let's
be honest. Mcave's got a lotgoing on. Really has become like the
biggest McKay beater. He's the nicestguy I know. But you don't walk
in there, houser of radio.Anyway. Hey, how about those Bruins
(07:06):
five one? They grabbed Game onelast night. I gotta be honest.
I woke up this morning and becauseI went to bed and I thought they
were gonna get smoked. Honestly,yeah, I was so happy I fell
asleep it was one one. Iwoke up this morning. Bruin score place
five one, Yes, will takeit? Game one in the can.
Uh. Now, the Celta havegame one tonight and we're all going Yes,
(07:29):
what are they as to that?Yeah, we're gonna be We're gonna
be in the house. It's gonnabe a good, good time. Look
at how Justin has his surgery tomorrow. He's off all week. He's going
out tonight. I'm bringing my brotherhuge Celtics. Gen No. I asked
her first, but she's not reallyinto into basketball. You know about the
game. It's about the experience.We're all gonna be there. The kids
(07:54):
have to be watched it. It'sa whole thing. So your kids are
grown. You live the yolo life. You do whatever you want. You
go right, you want to go, We can't. A little kid.
Actually that's that has separation anxiety.They don't do anything. Oh yeah,
I'm more restricted now than Yeah.A good boy. He is a good
boy. Oh boy. All right, I'll be at the I'll be at
the game tonight. Normally I wouldsay no because I have to work,
(08:16):
but tomorrow I'm getting surgery, soI'll be there. Wow, Justin,
you get a get knocked out andthen get a quickie up. Oh man.
The met Gala was last night.Lisa Dunavan was there and she's gonna
break it all down for us.And also remember Nicki Glazer at the roast,
(08:39):
She's given us some behind the scenesshe went on sting yesterday. We're
going to steal some of that soundfrom the stern if you don't mind.
That's coming up in entertainment and thatis next. By're back with a Villy
and Lisa in the morning. Kissand welcome back. Everybody's gonna be a
nice warm day today at least seventydegrees, most likely into the seventies,
right, mid seventies. Yeah,and everybody's g'aring up the Celtics game one
(09:03):
tonight. The entire billion LIDSA morningshow going to be at the Celtics game
tonight, and we're excited. We'repsyched. It bumped. I haven't been
to a Celtics game, I thinksince I was six. Yeah, all
right, I haven't been in probablysix or seven years. Wow. Wow,
yeah, I know. Wow.That's weird, not weird. But
we're going to be there tonight,Yes we are. Yep, we'll be
(09:24):
going wild. Yeah wow. Let'ssneak in a couple of talkbacks and then
we'll get to entertainment. Yeah,today's my last day. I'm heading in
for a little procedure, so I'llbe out Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
But don't worry, the show's ingood hands. Good morning. I just
wanted to wish Justin the best ofluck on his surgery, and thank god
we have producer Riley to help runthe show. In the talkbacks, have
a great day, everyone, Iagree, thank god, Yeah, thank
(09:46):
god, It'll be fine. Butnotice how she said thank god we have
pretty Yeah, that's that's great.She'll be doing the bulk of the things
I can't do omen here, Sothank god for her. Ready ready,
Now the entertainment updates with a billyconcept. Oh man, So here we
go. How about those Bruins.They beat the Panthers in Florida last night
(10:09):
five to one, taking the onenothing lead in that series thirty eight saves
for Swayman team effort. He says, I was just so impressed by the
way all of us just didn't takeno for an answer to the physicality,
the mental and everything was so goodto see. And I'm really excited for
what's to come. Yeah, veryphysical game last night. It's going to
be a physical series. Meantime,big day, big night for Brandon Carlo.
(10:33):
He and his wife had their firstbaby early yesterday and he had his
first playoff goal last night. Idon't score very often, so very cool
experience for me. And you knowthere was a part played there by God,
so very thankful. Yeah, that'sgot to be exciting. Huh.
Yeah what he had. Yeah,and they'll be telling his kid years from
now. Yeah, this is whatit was like the day you were born.
(10:54):
That's very cool. Game two tomorrownight in Florida. Meantime, Celtz
and the Cavaliers. Game one inBoston tonight. Coach Missoula, here we
go. I have Derek White.I don't have Okay, well you want
MISSOULI I mean Derek White. Ithink is uh you know everyone's in on
Derek White. Now, okay,everyone loves the bald. Derek White is
(11:16):
different. Man was different definitely.Although you know he was okay with the
hair, but once the hair cameoff, I mean, this guy just
reached new levels. One hair fromhim. I think I'd like to Okay,
we're all excited to let's play again. I think it's gonna be a
big test to Keach opponents a differentchallenge, and it's gonna be a good
team. It's gonna be a bigchallenging probably before there you go. I
(11:39):
like the bald head. I thinkit's working. Yeah. See it's to
night, Derek. Yeah, Ican't believe we're all going game. Metcala
the super Bowl of the fashion industrylast night, hosted by Zendia, Chris
Emsworth, J Low Bad Bunny,Uh don't you? Cat of course is
coming in for kiss concert and sheshowed up last night soaking wet. I'm
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actually wet right now. This iswater And how would you describe this look?
So I know that people are goingto do flowers, but my flower
of choice is the most used flowerand it's cotton. So I wanted to
do a white T shirt also becausea white T shirt is timeless, and
it felt very poetic to choose this. And I knew it wasn't going to
blend in too much, and Idon't really like to blend in. I
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like the simplicity of it, Ihave to say. But she was parading
around New York City prior to theMetallan wearing lots of household items like a
towel, a shower curtain, saranwrap. Wow, a white sheet.
You know what I love about her? She took a white T shirt that
was wet and may fashion. Shedid that used to be a contest at
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at front break. But now tothe mechal, I have to tell you.
And she looked pretty good in it. Yeah, got a contest,
yeah, yeah, she made itmet. Yeah. So by the time
she comes in for Kiss concert,it's probably going to be what a face
cloth? No, we just gota welcome her with open arms. What
would the other stand up? Thebig one? Everyone was talking about Kim
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Kardashian's waist. She was wearing thiscorset dress and she was standing next to
her sister Kendall, who was likea pencil, and her waist was so
much thinner than Kendles. It was. It was kind of freakish to me.
It would almost looked like Ai Kimin some ways. It was really
freakish. So we know that itwasn't DAYI Kim. No, it was
definitely her. It just looked likeshe had some ribs removed. I don't
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know how she could breathe in thatDress'd be good for you organ. Its
a lot of training and she camefrom the Maryland. Remember that she wore
that dress and that was sinched inand then she did the one with I
think it was the last one withKanye. She was in that wet almost
looking with it was a new extrawet dress. Same thing. She's been
in this horse that look for yearsnow. And I'm starting to concron for
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her because that's a lot of corstit's a lot. I thought that jay
Loo looked amazing. She was oneof the best dressed. I want to
talk about the no shows. Oneof them was Giselle, Another one was
Taylor Swift, remember we were talkingabout that. Another one was Blake Lively.
Haley Bieber wasn't there, and BenAffleck wasn't there. Yeah, I
guess Ben stayed after the roast inLa because he's shooting the sequel to the
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movie The Accountant. That's what they'resaying. I just saw the movie the
first time, like very good.Wow. But I want to say that
Giselle, Okay, she was expectedto be at the met gala and she
wasn't. And do you want meto read why, Billy? Yeah?
I mean People magazine is reporting,among other magazines that Gizelle was deeply disappointed
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by the disrespectful portray of her familyon Sunday Evening's roast of Tom Brady.
As always, Gizelle's priority is tosupport her children, who were affected by
the irresponsible content that was broadcasted.Yeah, yeah, I saw this coming.
I'll bet she's meeting with lawyers.I mean it was pretty hot and
heavy, all though it was.It was off the kids and Gizelle.
(15:00):
Yeah, and we speculated that,you know, well, we guess that
Tom must have, you know,ran it by her. I think he
ran it by her, But Idon't think to the extent. And I
think that I saw online last nightthat people think she should get half the
money that he was given for thatgood because she was basically the entire roast.
Yeah. And then when you bringin the kids, I mean it's
yeah, like, I don't know, I don't know. The boundaries have
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been moved so far now that Idon't know what's right and what's wrong anymore.
Are we done with the met Galaor are we moving on? Well?
I wanted to ask Lisa. Wasn'tthere an AI version of Katy Perry
there? Oh, this is aweird story. So there was an AI
version of Katy Perry on the redcarpet, so much so that her mother
texted her and said, hey,honey, you look great. I didn't
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know you were going to the metGala, and Katie goes, I'm not
at the met Gala. Wait,it was an AI image that was posted
online of Katie at the met Gala. But she wasn't there. Oh okay.
They superimposed her on the red carpet. Yes, and it looked real.
It was freaky, but her momdidn't know that. That's next level
AI. Yeah, there's a there'sa weird story coming up at eight fifteen
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of Richard Simmons. Remember Richard.Yeah, he's reclusive. No one's heard
from him in like ten years,and there's a new audio recording that got
released on his YouTube page and theydon't know if it's him or AI.
Oh boy, oh boy. Sowe'll play it for you. You can
decide. Then to the roaster fora minute. Remember Nicki Glazer thought I
thought we were keeping with the mechala. Well, people want to talk about
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it, Okay, Yeah, Idon't know if you want. Okay,
good morning, it's the Mayor ofthe South. Then with my take on
the met gala. First of all, I have to give it to j
Low. She looked absolutely stunning inthat gown. And second of all,
I'll have to give worse to doa lipa. She looked like she worked
in a saloon in the Old West. But best stressed, I'll have to
give it to that Chris Hemsworth.And my advice is never stand next to
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Chris Hemsworth because no one will eversee you. It's true. Guys on
Hong Kong, it's like next levelanyway. You remember on the roast,
Nicki Glazer lobbed a lot of thehardest hitting jokes, but she was fabulous.
She was fabulous the other night.Well, she went on Stern yesterday,
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the morning after the roast, andshe was asked if Brady really got
mad about that Robert Kraft joke.And here's what she said. I believe
that was for real because I thinkthat, you know, based on the
little knowledge I have of it,I think Robert Craft was not a confirmed
guest to be there. I didn'tknow he was gonna be there until I
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was there and I knew everyone else. I was like, oh my god,
Robert crafts here, Because I thinkthere was a vibe that Robert Craft
is kind of like like a dadfigure to Tom. He doesn't want to
sit there and listen to all thesejokes about him, so maybe he wouldn't
show And so, yeah, Iwas surprised when Jeff made that joke,
but I do think that Tom actuallywas looking out for him. And I
don't know, I don't think TomJeff would. I hope he wouldn't mind
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me saying like, yeah, afterwards, he was a little like was that
too, Like he was a littlebit worried. I mean, we have
consciences about these things, you know. We afterwards, we go, did
that really hurt his feelings? AndI go, no, you know,
he had to do it performatively forRobert, I'm sure, but I'm sure
it was not an issue that Jeffis going to hear about today or anything
like that. It's just strange tome that Brady would get mad about the
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Robert Kraft joke, but allow allthe stuff about Giselle and the kids,
right, it makes no sense.Where's the line? Okay, it was
Mostelle. There wasn't really much aboutthe kids except for oh, he left
them, which is more on himthan the kids. There wasn't a kind
of hit. But that's but that'sthat's talking about his character as a person.
I don't think that's coming at thekids like they're not Like he made
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fun of how his kids look orsomething like that. Zelle gave you an
ultimatum. Gazelle said, you weretired or were done, let me tell
you something. When you got achance to go eight and nine and all
it will calls you is your wifeand your kids. You gotta do what
the you gotta do. You gottastay the kids. That was hilarious,
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Like, I don't you know thatthere's nothing about the kids. I'm just
making a point. As a fatherof three boys, I don't think they'd
like to hear if the kids regardingmy children as a child of parents,
if they were getting roasted, Iwould be like, ha ha, you
suck Like I don't know, Idon't think it would be a big deal.
But well, you don't have children. I just said as a child,
I have parents. Though, Ithink that I think that Giselle.
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I think Lisa is right. Ithink Tom probably told her, hey,
expects, you know, expect somejokes, but not the whole thing.
There were so many raunchy jokes thrownher way that I could see where it
was. Yeah, I think wewere like, okay, guys, right,
like really you know that I'm noteven gonna I'm actually not even gonna
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to say what they said because Idon't want to say it about her name.
Remember that joke, Oh that wasthat we can't Yeah, that was
that was Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross, I believe, I don't know.
We'll see meantime live. Nation ConcertWeek starts tomorrow. It lasts a week.
Twenty five dollars tickets for thousands ofshows, including Kiss Concert. You
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know you got to get your KissConcert tickets. You know, daylight today,
I look outside the suns out it'sgoing to be in the seventies nights
and warm makes you think of KissConcert. It really does. Get your
tickets. By the way, youcan also go to kiss oneawait dot com
and get your Kiss Concert tickets.Happening June first out at the Xfinity Center.
Just announced the new Camilicabo album comesout in June twenty eighth. The
new Billy Eilish album Hit Me Hardand Soft comes out next Friday. She's
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going to be staging several listening events. In fact, events are already planned
next week the Barkley Center in NewYork and the Key of Form in Los
Angeles and Paramount is coming out witha Lollapaloozer documentary, a three part series
that comes out May twenty first.Yeah, I watch the trailer. It
looks awesome. Yeah, Lollapalooza,Baby, let's go. Oh Yeah.
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with a Villy and Lisa in theMorning on Kiss eight. Yeah, we're
back and we've got a pair ofKiss concert tickets right now for Call of
twenty five six, one seven,nine, three one eight. Go ahead,
Lisa. I was going to saythat Kiss Concert stars Doja Cat and
she is arguably one of the mosttalked about celebrities right now, especially from
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the Met Gala red carpet last night. I'm actually wet right now. Okay,
and then there was Coachella. Imean she's yeah, she's everywhere,
everywhere. Yeah, Yeah, she'sgot a fashion sense the likes of which
I've never seen. I'm making headlines. She was wearing vetimons. I hope
I'm saying that right. That wasYeah, it was very like household items.
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Is the keyword wet, because Ifeel like that's a good keyword for
I think it's good. You knowwhat I'm saying. Keyword soaking wet,
soaking wet. I'm actually wet rightnow. Yeah. That was her from
last night's Matallan. Yeah, she'spretty incredible. I mean when you think
about just to pass two or threeweeks alone with dojacat her performances, remember
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the hair, the hair dancers.So her Coach Holler performance is getting got
high praise. Yeah, I meanuniversally everybody loved it. And that was
the first time she debuted that newshow. And she's bringing it to Kiss
Concert. It's a huge deal.Yeah, we got it. Yeah,
Kiss Concert. By the way,you can go to Kiss on dot com
to anytime you want check out KissConcert. And I think we mentioned earlier,
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we'll mention it again. Live NationConcert Week starts tomorrow. That's a
big deal. They're talking about fivethousand shows, twenty five dollars tickets.
What I mean, all we've heardabout the last year is how expensive tickets
are. Yeah. This is thebest thing that they could ever do.
Man. Yeah, And I meanlook outside today, it's beautiful. Not
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a cloud in the sky, youknow, and like that's days like this.
It makes just makes me think ofkiss concert, you know, out
with your friends, hanging out thebest music. You know what I mean?
You want to wear? Yeah,yeah, it's really uh, I
don't know. I'm excited. It'scoming fast, you know what. In
honor of Doja Cat, I thinkI'll wear a towel. Okay, it
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has to be a wet towel,so well, just soak it down,
walk out on stage. Here wego. Well you are a bedwater,
right, so you're ready to go. Yeah. I had a lot of
wet towels in my life childhood.Yeah, I mean today it makes you
think of sitting on the lawn withlike twenty of your friends or something,
the perfect day, passing that beachball around. There you go, kicking
(23:56):
it around, punching it around.Yeah. Yeah, God, I can't
wait it's three weeks away pretty much. Oh my god, Yes, today's
the seventh. Oh wow, yeah, it's it's coming up fast. Oh.
If you don't have your tickets,you've got to get them now or
you're not going to get them atall. Yeah. And it is a
part of the Live Nation Concert week. But we got to call her twenty
five coming in any sit I haveit right now? What is it?
Melissa? Hey, Melissa, Hiyou good morning. How you doing Melissa?
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Okay, I'm good. I'm excitedright now. Yeah, well you
are called twenty five. What's thekeyword? Soaking? What? Yeah?
Soaking wet? Yep. So nowMelissa, you're going to Kiss concert.
Okay, don't you cats like thebiggest star in the world right now.
That's awesome, Thank you so much. Okay, Melissa, hang on and
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you can talk to producer Riley becauseshe hasn't great. Yeah, okay,
not much to say to us byMelissa, now Melissa, people get listen.
We got upset, which I understandI do too. We have to
understand people are nervous. Are they'recalling they don't know they're going to be
called twenty five, and then theyhear Bill right and they don't want to
say anything wrong and they get nervous. You know what they are. They're
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a nervous wreck. Yeah, andwho can blame them? Yeah, it's
crazy. So anyway, another pairof tickets coming up at a ten this
morning and then nine ten. Youalso, if you win your you win
a thousand dollars and upfront VIP tickets. So that's pretty cool. Oh yeah,
come on thousand bucks right now?Yeah? But coming up next Mother's
Day is this Sunday? Do youguys know that, Yes, we know
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it's this Sunday. Don't forget Mother'sDay. And I want you to think
about this question before I play.Noah Kan, what is something that you
do not want for Mother's Day?Lisa Kiss? Okay, we're back and
well we're just a few days awayfor Mother's Day, so we figured why
not chip in and help out thedads in terms of what to get and
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more specifically what not to get formom? Right exactly, So this was
posted online recently. Gifts that momdoesn't want for Mother's Day. Now,
some of these things you may notagree with, and that's up to you
whatever you're into, but this isa generalization. Moms do not want kitchen
accessories, mops or vacuums. Theyalso they don't want chocolate, they don't
want flowers. They don't want tohave to do the laundry, they don't
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want to have to do the dishes, home appliances, all that kind of
stuff they don't want. They alsodon't want IOUs. You know, some
kids will do a little card andsay I owe you like you know,
I'll walk the doll. Yeah,they don't want IOUs either. Never Okay,
yeah, I agree with that,except for the vacuum. I know
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I got I got her a roombaa couple of years ago, and she
she loves it, and I gota lot of crap for it, but
she really wants and that's great,Like if that's what you're into, and
that's what you want, because theroom was really expensive too, so it
was a great gift. But Ithink across the board, I know I
would not want a roomba. No, what women want is to be left
alone for the day. That's absolutelyno. You've got young kids, take
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the kids, leave me alone,give me some I want to be alone.
I want to relax. And that'sexactly what happened with my wife Jen.
I asked her, you know what, do you want? Whatever you
want, I'll get you. Youwant to go to a medspa, a
spa day, anything, And she'slike, you know what I want.
I want to be in a hotelroom on the beach with a box of
pizza in my bed. So Ibooked her room on the beach in the
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hotel. I get an idea,are you going to be there? Her
and her best friend never alone.Boy, she really wanted to be alone
exactly. Well, I'm a mom, and I would like a similar thing,
a weekend away anytime. I canuse it, even to New York,
just like an overnight stay. Ican take one of my friends.
Okay, talk back, Tim,listen if you're listening Tim, Tim from
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Milton. She wants a weekend inPowish. Okay, she'll take New York
wherever. Yeah, probably know one. Tim will do the Quincy Marrio.
It's a room. But I likethe fact justin that you listen to Jen
and you did what she wanted.Yeah, yeah, I said, whatever
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you want, And you know what, she was half kidding, you know,
I mean, she was serious,but she didn't really think I was
going to get her that. Yeah, yeah, I said, nope,
we'll find it, and so it'sall booked up. She'll be there and
I'll surprise her with some pizza.Okay, so Michelle technically is Titus' mom?
Does that of course you're into thattype of stuff or if if if
you are weirdo dog people. Yeah, she's a dog mom. So what
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do you think she what do youthink she wants? I don't know.
I probably should have asked her bynow. Oh you're sleeping, bro,
you're sleeping. Oh boy, Igotta get on this. You got to
get on. But we're all goingto be at the game tonight. So
I'll ask her and then going toask her on the side and then tell
you yeah, because she'll never behonest with me. Yeah, yeah,
you know whatever. Whatever. Shedoesn't help, all right, So but
if you ask her, Lisa,you ask her and tell me what she
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said, all right, perfectly.What I don't want for Mother's Day is
yelling. I just want a wholeday where nobody's arguing, nobody's raising their
voice by So no yelling. That'sall I could ask for. I don't
even need a present. Yeah,she's right. There was someone who posted
this online. She wants peace andquiet, a maid, not me,
and a manny petty and to bewined and dined. There it is.
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That's it. You know what wassurprising? You know those like bath products
that they always sell in those giftsbacks. Moms don't want them. How
is it? That's not surprising?I hate but I hate them. That's
a regift. Now you're giving moma regift. Yeah. They all say
they don't want a stressful day.They want peace and quiet. They don't
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have to do anyone's laundry. Yeah, okay, let's go to Melissa line
five. What doesn't she want?Melissa? What do you want? What
do you don't want? I don'twant flowers. I look at them like,
okay, what am I supposed todo with these? Now? Just
sit on the table and let's cateat them. Yeah, die, I
would love a housekeeper for the day. Yeah, I look at those You
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mentioned those coupons the kids do,and I was looking at the Pola dishes
last night and I was like,boy, I could use one of them
coupons. That's what one of thepeople said, A house cleaner. Yeah,
it just didn't want to be hassful. A lot of people also said
they don't want chocolate because it's kindof like that's something you could buy for
yourself any day of the week.Yeah, Michelle, my wife is a
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chocoholic, but she wouldn't appreciate chocolatebecause she can get that any other way,
right, Yeah, you want toget her something that you know she
normally wouldn't have exactly. You know, doesn't it seem like flowers die faster
now? I think so I'm antiflower. If she really wanted flowers,
I would get them. But wecan. We're kind of on the same
page with that. What's the point? Yeah, I like the ones at
least, So what's the one?I always forget the word, you know
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where it's in the succulent. Yeah, succulents makes sense because they live forever.
Yeah, they're pretty. Then youcan even fill it in with fake
ones. Yep. I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I haven't gotten flowers in a whilefor her. She sometimes she'll get
flowers from wherever and I just lookat them and for what I don't And
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she feels the same way. Atleast she tells me that. You know.
Anyway, Let's go to line three. Lisa, Oh, Mother's Day.
Bedridden. I took a dance class. I can't even move my hip.
I think they're gonna send me tothe day fine checking in Lisa oh
Man. Topic time is up next. So what do you want for Mother's
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Day? What do you not wantfrom Mother's Day? But you can talk
about anything you want. I mean, let's face it, We've got Giselle,
We've got Tom Brady, the Bruins, the Celtics, the met Gala,
the nice weather. Come on,it's topic time. Sick one seven
nine three one one one, awightor just send a talk back to my
man justin. Topic time is nixtand we're back with Billy and Lisa in
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the morning. It's good kiss oneman. It's topic time. We're talking
about Mother's Day, which is comingup this weekend. I mean, what
do you want for Mother's Day?What do you absolutely not want? Or
Mother's Day? We're gonna go tothe phones first. First we have Kelly
Kelly, good morning, Good morningeverybody. You a mom? I I
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am a mom, a mom oftwo and years ago, but we had
consecutive Mother's Days where it was justa terrible day, rainy. I think
it snowed one year like a daftingof snow. But my rule for Mother's
Day is I want a sunny,nice day and if it, if the
weather is inclement on Mother's Day,I get to pick another day that is
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sunny. Good for you. Ilove that. Yeah. I think you're
probably gonna have to pick another day. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm
to start choosing. It's not lookinggood so far this Sunday. I'll pick
a new one, raincheck. Ilike that. I love that rule,
Yeah, rain Jack. Yeah,it should be sunny on Mother's Day.
I agree with you, Kelly,it really should be and if it's not,
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we should get to pick. Weat least earned sun for goodness sake.
Okay, good one, Kelly.Stay to all the moms out there,
you too, Happy Mother's Day.Yeah. I found that a common
request from moms on Mother's Day isto just be left alone and be away
from the family. I remember oneof my first Mother's Days. My husband
asked me what I wanted for Mother'sDay and I said, a whole day
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to myself. He responded with,you know, most moms would like to
be around their children on Mother's Day, and I said, you are clearly
not a mom. Yeah, that'swhat my wife wanted to and I got
her, you know, a littlegetaway with her best friend. Yeahah,
And I understand completely when you havesmall kids. I mean, you got
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Lisa, you need rest. Youneed rest. Like this past weekend,
it was World War three in myhouse because my son is seven years old,
and my father, who was justtrying to be a good papa,
told them that. He said,oh, Papa, can can you get
me a phone? And my fathersaid, well, I mean, yeah,
I don't see why not. He'sseven. So he comes upstairs and
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he's like, I'm getting a phone. The hell you are? And then
that complete meltdown. Wife, She'slike, what the Yeah, now I
have to deal with this. There'sno arguing. This Morning Morning crew just
weighing in on the Mother's Day.I don't know if I'm the only one,
but all I want is my kidsto get along, nobody to argue
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with what's being had for dinner,and to just be happy and not argumentative
for the day. That would bea dream come true. I one hundred
percent agree with her because that's thebiggest thing, is a mom And it
doesn't matter what age your kids are. When your kids are screaming at each
other and punching each other. Itis like next level stress in the house
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because then you're screaming at them,they're screaming back at you, and it's
just not fun. So it doesn'tget better as they get older, No,
they well just bigger problems. Rightas they grow bigger, the problems
get bigger too. Yeah, you'rebringing back so many memories streaming in the
house. You have three boys,say something, Oh, do something?
What I just walked in the door. I actually gave all three of them
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in clearing my husband the middle finger. Last night. I was like,
I'm going to bed. Oh wow. As a non parent, I'm feeling
blessed right now. I got alwaysgot like what your father gets home?
Yeah, okay, and then youknow you got Chris, you got Alex,
Billy's sons Dylan h I love howBilly was the threat. Oh okay,
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guys, you know, let's relaxall right. Mom's stressed out.
You want some money to go,get something to go. Here's some money
money laugh. Yeah. You knowthe other thing about Mother's Day too.
I remember it was always like,you know, their mom like just I
want to day alone. I wantto go to the spot, just leave
me alone, keep the kids outall day. And then Father's Day rolls
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along, and I said, yeah, I just you know, I just
want to go out in the barn. Say, I can't believe you don't
want to be with your kids onFather's complete opposite Father's Day does. It's
the forgotten alge and we just takeit. We just take it. It
is what it is. Morning.My name is Monica. It's something that
I don't want for Mother's Day.Is something that had no thought behind it.
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Like those coupons good for one massageor dinner on me. I don't
want that. Put some thought intoit and get me an actual massage and
an actual dinner out. Yeah,totally. What's this coupon thing? Everybody
can? It's like kids do it, like like I'll walk the dog ten
times or like and they give theiou then you give it to them and
(36:42):
say, oh, you gave methis for Mother's Day. Yeah, they're
never walking the dog. No,okay, you never should be called an
io never. Yeah, it's nevergonna come true. Yeah, it's one
hundred percent. Right, Flowers,I mentioned that I'm not a big flowers
person, all right, I knowpeople are going a little crazy about this.
Hi, I'm calling to commor soon Mother's Day gifts. I'm not
sure why you think this, butI love getting flowers, especially on Mother's
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Day. And I wouldn't be opposedto a news either. See. But
I think if you're into flowers,it's like that what that other caller said.
Know your mom, right, andgive her what she likes. And
if she's into flowers, then likeshower her with flowers. Yeah, and
if you're going to do the vacuumthing, just to accompany it with something
else, you know, I givethe vacuum, but then give her a
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day spa Like, Yeah, Ididn't do that. I probably should have.
You just gave her the rumba andlet it go. Yeah, she
really wanted the room. But andlet me tell you the room that works
every single day and then every oncein a while she goes, that was
one of the best presents you evergot me. It saves me so much
time. Can I ask I knowwhat her on Mother's Day? But you
mentioned the room. Ba. Ihate my room. Ba. I hate
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it, literally hate it. Idon't know what it is. Everybody has
a different opinion. I'm just sayingwhat it doesn't work? Well. My
girlfriend going for me for Christmas andI thought it was so nice and I
use it and I never know whyit's picking up. I don't know where
it's going in the house. Youdon't know if it's actually clean anything.
It's just roaming around your house goingarm coming out against the room. Ba
I am I am? I thinkit might be you didn't map it correctly.
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What am i? Loois and Klar. It might have to do with
your might have to do with likeyour house, like the way that your
house is, right, Lois andClara? What Justin? What are you
even talking about? You need navigationfor the room? I have a three
right over again, bump into alot of stuff in and then it stops.
(38:34):
And then when when bumps into something, it stops working, and to
go move it back to where it'ssupposed to be. I'd rather just hand
Yeah, just do it myself,you know what I mean? Well,
Justin probably got the five star roomba. My friend has a five Stevember she
said, sucks too. Yeah,no, I I got the nice one
and yeah she stick her time withit. She mapped the house out correctly.
She cleans it when it needs tobe clean. Talk about that,
(38:55):
she does. Listen, it's workingin my house right now, all right,
you see, it's picking up,picking up everything off the floor,
all right. On Mother's Day.Who knew Mother's Day was such a hot
topic. Everyone's so positive for Mother'sDay. I don't want to go out
to eat. The service is terrible. I don't want flowers. I don't
(39:17):
want the joke about how I'm notmy husband's mother, so I don't need
anything, you know, Yeah,I don't. I don't want to go
out for brunch. Don't take momout for brunch. Yeah, that's my
big moms don't want brunh It's theone thing I've never wanted. Mother's Day.
(39:38):
You can't get near a restaurant ora Sunday brunch. Right. Father's
Day you go anywhere you want.Well, I hate to say, I
think it's because more moms will cookat home exactly. Let's just go off.
Yeah, yeah, I won't.I won't be cooking on Father's Day.
I think of it. I nevergot a gift on Father's Day.
(40:00):
Oh, I always get home.This is about Mother's Day, right,
unpack you with your grown sons yeah, I know this has always been a
thing with you. Yeah, okay, all right, well this this segment
really for Mother's Day. I don'twant to have to spend the day with
my mother in law and then there'sthat. Okay, a lot of people
(40:24):
have problems with their in laws.I didn't see a lot of anger coming
from this segment, you know,like people hate flowers. Don't get me
this. Keep my mother in lawout of the house. Yeah, just
put some time into it, putsome thought into it. That's what it
really comes down to. I think, you know is uh see, I
(40:45):
like asking her what she wants andthen kind of going from there, as
opposed to guessing and getting it wrongand getting her something she doesn't want.
Well, I do that all theholidays. Just what would you like in
a dream world that you know otherwisegoing to get They're going to return it.
Women love returning things. They're obsessedwith it. Half the things you've
(41:07):
gotten your wife, John, she'sprobably returned and never told you. At
least you return a lot things youget. Yeah, that's why gift cards
are always I think or cash.Cash is king. Be happy Mother's Day.
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