May 6, 2024 • 43 mins
We're halfway through the show and we gave another pair of tickets away at 8:10!It is National Nurses Day so we wanted to give a big shout out to all our nurse listeners. Weird Stories covered resume hacks and people going crazy for a song about Kim Jong Un. Then, we had Uncle Mark on to explain how he celebrated this weekend! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Hey, welcome back everybody. HappyMonday to you. A lot of people
waking up groggy. A lot ofpeople were up very late last night watching
the Brady Roast. Oh, bythe way, this just in Lona del
Rey is doing Fenway Park June twentieth, So that's another show coming in the
Fenway Park. This is going tobe an amazing summer for concerts, and
(00:20):
it kicks off with Boston Calling andEd Sharon and everybody else coming into Boston
Calling. Anyway, we need callertwenty five at six months, seven nine
eight and Caller twenty five. You'llneed this keyword. The keyword is gala.
Gala is the keyword, of courseis in met Gala going on tonight?
Yeah, that's tonight, yep.Yeah, are we staying up to
(00:41):
watch that too? Well, youcan only really watch the red carpet arrivals,
and then you're not allowed to haveThey don't take any pictures inside really,
so you don't really know what goeson. And it's an early red
carpet. It's a very early redcar Yeah. Now, Lisa, you're
clearly dressed for the metcala, Soare you going out? Why not?
Right? Lisa came in. Shehad this big coat on, you know,
(01:03):
and then she like left my studioand then she came back in with
no coat and like this fire leatheroutfit. Ye, like I it's galla
time doesn't go okay, what's goingon over here? I don't know.
Happy Monday to you. And againNational Nurses Week this week and Teacher Appreciation
Week this week. Yes, itis Bill, good morning. It's the
(01:25):
mayor of the South that I justwant to say thank you to all the
male nurses out there. Male nurseJeff brought me back to life when I
had my herdia. Because I dojust my own opinion, I find a
lot of the female nurses kind ofcranky. But you know, congrats to
(01:47):
all the nurses because they do God'swork. Have a great day. He's
so caddy, mister man. Yeah. By the way, Hernie is not
that serious as surgery. It's not. It shouts all the male nurses too,
you know, Greg's medicine. Oh, really, feeling Nursing's good?
No, really, what feeling nursing? My brother Alex is a male nurse.
(02:09):
That's right. Yeah, shout outto nurses. They really do.
I'll never forget I went to hisgraduation. And I think it's called a
pinning nurses a pinning. And itwas one hundred people. Ninety five were
women and there were five men,which was my brother. Yeah, it's
become much more common common. Andyeah, and Jen, your wife is
(02:30):
a nurse. She's a nurse,says well. I did text her and
just to confirm that she would puton a little outfit for me. She
said, I don't want that teenyone. She said, we'll see,
we'll see. Yeah, I'm gonnabe out. Yeah, I'm gonna be
out for a couple of days,you know, a little procedure done to
day surgery. Nothing, nothing major, but shout out to everyone that's sending
their well wishes. It's a meniscus. It's like three days pair something real,
(02:53):
like racio. Okay, thank you. He's going to be out for
three days, but like one should. And I know, yeah, he's
so dramaic. It's the driving.It's driving. Well, our producer Riley
lives down the street from you.She can drive you to work every day.
Okay, don't volunteer her as awhy not? I'm sure she would
(03:13):
love driving. It's really it's notjust the driving. It's getting in and
out of the cars. It's aminor surgery. Excuse Okay, look at
Mike care from the talk back mafia. I take that back. I don't
wish you a speedy recovery. Justinyou turned down Nicki Galacia for this radio
station. Are you kidding me?Listen? I'm just being honest. Listen.
(03:35):
Maddie retired the billion Lisa show launched, and I was, you know,
the producer, and I didn't wantto take a risk at that time.
Looking back, I should have andI and I will if I have
the opportunity again. Well, she'scoming back around this summer July twelfth.
Yeah, I'm sure she can cleanit up for the show totally. Can
I ask you something about the knee? Yes, sir, Now, clearly
(03:58):
you blew out the knee those ridiculoussquats with like five hundred pounds. That's
inaccurate information. Now are you goingto go back to squatting with heavy weights?
I don't really squat that that heavyanymore. A little bit sometimes it's
actually my doctor was explaining, it'sa it's a it's a genetic thing because
I did the same with my otherknee. So there was something. When
my meniscus developed as a child,they didn't develop correctly. So that's why
(04:21):
my other one went as well,that's what he told me. Okay,
so I'll be all right. I'msitting here telling you the squats that below.
Yeah, let's go to Melissa Alyssa. Yes, why don't I always
yell when I get the winner onthe you're excited. I'm excited for you,
(04:42):
Alyssa, because you are caller twentyfive. Do you have a keyword
for us? It's gala. Gallais the keyword. And Riley is standing
by and she will take your calland give you everything you need and we'll
see you at kiss concert. Okay, Alsa Alyssa gradulates Alyssa. So the
keyword is Gallo. Of the Mechalais tonight. Find out why one of
(05:03):
the models will not be there.They got fired last year. That's crazy,
I Billy and Lisa kiss away.Well, you never want to outshine
a Kardashian because if you do,you're going to get fired. This happened
(05:26):
to a model. His name's Eugeno. He's very handsome, and he claims
on TikTok that the Mecala fired himbecause he outshined Kylie Jenner when people to
picture of the actual celebrity, youknow, me of the actual celebrity,
like and I was next to her. Of course I ended up in the
picture and they blamed me. Theysaid, you met it about yourself,
(05:47):
so we don't want to work withyou anymore. See, I've never had
that problem. It's a nice problemto have your job safe. Yeah,
I'm good where I am. Schooldistrict in Ohio went into complete lockdown last
week when Bigfoot was spotted walking aroundthe campus. It was just a parent
though, playing a prank, butprosecutors made press charges. Yeah, people
(06:12):
were flipping the boy. Well,he's apparently been spotted in Ohio in the
past, so anytime you know,there's a guy that cost them, people
see it, they think it's reallyBigfoot. Why an't they going to drop
the big Foot thing? It's it'sstill active in yeah, and people are
really out there looking for Bigfoot.Wow, imagine Winnie. All right,
Well, I'm always keeping my resumeup to date because you never know,
(06:33):
right, and this is resume younever know right. There's a resume hack
that is necessary now because AI isso used heavily with job with job applicants
and candidates. So Justin's gonna playYeah, what it is a lot of
employers are using AI to scan resumesbefore they even read them. The problem
(06:56):
there is that AI will say you'renot a good fit if the format is
an AI friendly. Sorry, Idon't know how to make a resume AI
friendly. Step one, you're gonnahighlight the entire job description and you are
going to copy it then paste itonto your resume. Then you're gonna make
that text super tiny and in whiteink, so it's not visible to the
human eye, but to AI,it still sees it and it reads every
(07:18):
keyword that is there, So yourresume looks like it's a great fit.
I can't. Yeah, the AIstories are getting Yeah, it's all right,
Yeah, okay. So Tesla hasa new safety feature. They have
this thing in the front. It'scalled the frounk. It's like a front
trunk because there's no engine. Well, a guy thought he would test it
(07:40):
on camera with vegetables and it didn'tgo. Well. Everybody's been waiting for
this. The finger without further ado. I feared from my finger for a
second. Not gonna lie. That'skind of bad. My finger is shaking.
It kind of locked down on it, and I was a little bit
freaked out because I didn't know howto open it up. I was kind
(08:03):
of trapped. A lead cyber truckengineer at Tesla told me, I did
my video wrong. So there's analgorithm. It's going to increase pressure every
single time you close the fronk God, nasty funk. That sounds dangerous.
Frunk Phil, I'm gonna have towatch that. Yeah, not fun,
it's frunk. You forget. Iam the original pilot of the Funk trains.
(08:24):
Frunk. I think it would beconductor. Isn't all aboard the funk
plank? We get Florida man andby the way, president of his homeowners
association, taken to jail last monthfor allegedly approaching three kids with a gun
(08:45):
because they were fishing at a subdivision. He was one of the mothers.
It was startling. He's still supershaken up knowing like, on a daily
basis, we have to drive bythis subdivision where this man lives. This
man, true, we hurt notonly my kids love for fishing. Now
he's afraid to do it, buthe's also hurt our family because now we
(09:07):
have to relive this incident over andover again. Yeah, it's pulling a
gun on kids, and they reallydo it. I just I don't want
guns. Yeah, go ahead,when you wrap it up. Okay.
So there's a new TikTok hit,right, and I don't know if people
know this, but it's actually aNorth Korean propaganda song about Kim John Un.
(09:30):
And not only that when it hasgone viral on TikTok. This is
what it sounds like. It reallymakes you want to dance. Really,
(09:52):
even Kim John Wun's getting in onthe on the TikTok TikTok, I don't
have it in a Korea TikTok.Well he probably does. Oh, he
gets anything he wants. They're notallowed to do anything there. No,
I mean it's crazy. We haven'theard much from him, I know.
Is that good or bad? Probablygood thing. Yeah. Well he comes
out and he marches down there downthe you know, parades the missiles around.
(10:16):
Yeah. But you know, I'msure you guys have read into North
Korea and watched the movies and ohyeah, I mean the craziness they think
the world started in like nineteen eightor nineteen eighteen when his father or grandfather
was born. Yeah, that's whenthe world started. And they have like
only twenty haircuts they can choose from, and like it's just Yeah, if
you don't have a picture of KimJong un in your house, they come
(10:37):
and check, they'll walk around yourhouse. If you don't have a picture
on the wall, you go toa prisoner camp. Yeah, just for
not having his picture, for nothaving his picture. Not only that,
if you commit a crime, youyou get convicted of the crime. Your
whole family suffers generational suffering. Sothey'll punish you. They'll punish your kids,
they'll punish your mother, your father. It's awful. Wow, yeah,
(10:58):
it's crazy. It's crazy. Allright, let's switch up. I
have a bonus can do you canfeel good today? I want to go
to Louisiana. How about this guyhe wents to go get coffee and you
know, he's looking disheveled and heran into a nine year old named Kelvin.
Kelvin Saarimon thought he was homeless,so he walked up and tried to
give him his only dollar. Kelvinthe nine year old. Uh. The
(11:20):
guy there was a guy who ownsa sporting goods store that was right there
there, and so he decided tostep in and give him a shopping spree
at his sporting good store as athank you for what he was doing,
you know, kind of show loveto him. Hen they are talking about
it, I started to slowly openmy eyes and there's a kid coming at
me about my height, and hegoes and reveals a dollar bill, and
(11:45):
I go, what if your hobeshere's a dollar I always want to opahobes
versuon and I finally had the opportunitygive. So, boy, you feel
like you got a lot of thingsfrom it. If you give, you're
actually going to get more out ofthat. I couldn't grasp that as a
kid. And if we can spreadthat around, everything changes. So he
(12:07):
gave him a forty second shopping spree, and Kelvin got a bunch of cool
stuff, including a brand new bike. I love that. That's very cool.
Yeah, can you imagineing the guythat he thought was homeless, He
wasn't really dressed appropriately, Like whatwas he wanting? I don't know,
but you know, we you know, we see people that are standing in
the street all the time, myson, and you know, we'll always
(12:30):
I'll say to him, you know, if we have anything, yeah,
I'll give him whatever, you know. And then but then this happened recently.
We were at a red light andthere was a guy there and I
didn't have any money, and somy my son's like, all right,
Dad, pull up money. AndI tried to tell he didn't want to
hear no for an answer. No, we got to give him something to
go to the ATM. Yeah,because he's like, this is what we
do. We help people, Sobe careful what you tell. That's something
(12:50):
people don't realize. A lot ofpeople don't carry any money, so that
must be affecting those people a lot. Well, they were out there,
Well that's changed now. If yougo down like mass and casts the homeless
people, they have venmo. Theydon't have a home, but they have
an iPhone. I really gave Igave ten dollars to a guy with venmo
now in the South. I rememberhe pulled his pants down, all right,
(13:11):
all right? Yeah. I lovewhen you try to give them food
and then they say now, yeah, like anyway, what are you coming
up here? Bill? Oh?Well, obviously the roast, the Tom
Brady roast last night, a lotof people just waking up because a lot
of people were up late. Uh, we're gonna take you back and recap
the roast that's coming up next,hanging with Hey, this is Iona Day,
(13:33):
and we're back with Billy and Lisain the morning on kiss ay by
Hey, what's up? Justin quicktalk back before we hit entertainment. Yeah,
I gonna give you a couple ofshout outs. The first one a
big congratulations to a new baby.Good Morning Radio Land. This is Jabbed.
The welder wanted to give a hugeshout out to all the nurses at
Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge because yesterday, Betsy, you guys, Norah is
(13:56):
the prettiest plumber in the entire world. Well, she gave birth to a
wonderful, beautiful baby girl. Wenamed her Edith Claire. And the Billy
and Lisa Morning Show continues to grow. I love you, I love the
old school names. Yeah, theEdith, it's pretty good. Wow.
If anyone want saying they could winterFred, you can do that. Big
about it. Edith Claire eat Claire, Yeah is all right? Yeah,
(14:22):
surely, good good job Bill.Yeah. And also, you know,
we do a segment called Airline Newsabout you know, horror stories on planes,
this one. So I'm going toSaint Pete Beach with my dad.
I just woke up at eight pointthirty. My flight was at six fifty
five. I had seven miss calls. This poor guy boarded the plane without
(14:43):
me. God, and so nowI have to go ask Jet Blue if
they can put me on another flight. Wish me luck. Imagine that good
lucks. She overslept on the flightor longer actually, so she didn't get
she missed the whole I would notmiss the flight to Florida. What she
missed a flight? But there Dad, no less and he just went.
He just went without it. Yeah, just stay in bed, Okay,
(15:05):
I'm fine without the entertainment. Updateswith the Billy Copson. All right.
So the Bruins back on the icetonight. Here we go Round two of
the playoffs. Bruins and the Pantherseight o'clock face off in Florida tonight.
Celt's going to be back on thecourt tomorrow night. Round two of the
NBA Playoffs Celts and the Cavaliers tomorrownight in Boston. The Cavaliers eliminated the
(15:28):
Magic in the game seven last night. Speaking of last night, the Tom
Brady Roast Live on Netflix had allof us up late and all of us
laughing. We were in hysterics.This was one of the funniest shows I
have ever seen on TV. AndKevin Hart was hosting, and he wasted
no time roasting. Jazelle gave youan ultimatum. Gazelle said, you retire
(15:52):
or re done. Let me tellyou something. When you got a chance
to go eight and nine and allit will calls you is your wife and
your kids. You gotta do whatthe fuck you gotta do? Do you
understand me? Yeah? Tom withthem kids. And it didn't stop there
either. I love the fact thatyou and Giselle are finding the way to
cole paranis still keep it together,man, Giselle exactly. Here's supporting you
(16:15):
tonight, but just a full transparency. Uh. She came as Antonio Brown's
plus one? How does that?Also in the lineup roast Master Jeff Ross
and Yeah, the only joker ofthe night that Tom may not have found
funny, that's scrawny. Rookie famouslywalked into the owner, Robert Kraft's office
and said, I'm the best decisionyour organization has ever made. Would you
(16:47):
like a massage. Whoops, Yes, I love Robert Kraft again. Yeah,
Tom got up on. We don'tknow if he was seriously offended,
but yeah, Robert Kraft was sittingthere in the front row. And that
was the reference, of course,to the famous Robert Craft message in Florida.
(17:07):
Nikki Glazer was hilarious. Here's aclip from her Tom hates fat.
I mean, do you guys knowabout his diet program. It is so
strict. But if you follow itexactly as he does, you two can
lose your family. And seriously,you can lose so much family. Tom
also lost thirty million dollars in crypto, Tom, how did you fall for
that? I mean even Gronk waslike me, no, that not real
(17:30):
money. That was so funny.Gronk took a lot of hits last time
he did, and he laughed atevery single while he did. He's a
good spot, he really is.And that was the thing. If you
were on stage, I don't carewho you were, you were a target.
You had a bullseye in your back. But Robert Craft, also in
the audience last night, stepped upto do a shot and a toast with
(17:53):
the Bill Belichick. I want tosay, this is the greatest coach in
the history of the game that didn'twhat no one else has done. And
having Tom Grady and him was thegreatest honor the Good Lord gave me.
So. Yeah. And Bill Belichick, actually I thought did a great job.
(18:17):
You know, he didn't appear stiff. He was actually pretty funny.
We've got a click. People saidit Tom and I butt it heads a
lot, and in a way thatwas true, but not really. It
was hard to butt heads with Tommybecause he was so far a plex Guerrero's
ass. Guerrero was in the audience. Oh yes, he was. I
kind of thought he might have beenone of the roasters last night, but
(18:37):
he wasn't. But that's okay.I don't think he does that kind of
stuff. Yeah, man, whata weird chapter that was. You remember
when Guerrero first became a news storyout there to Gillette Stadium and then he
got banned from the stadium. Tomhad to move his treatment room out of
the stadium and down the street toPatriot Place. Yeah. They covered a
lot of it in the documentary.Yeah. By the way, Belichick had
(18:59):
a good, good line on thedocumentary. There was a hit piece.
Oh yeah. Yeah, it waslike a complete Belichick h hit piece.
And we also remember the story whereRobert Kraft went to Russia. You remember
that he took and at some pointPutin wanted to see his Super Bowl ring
and he tried it on and henever gave it backed him for the ring.
(19:22):
Believe he thought he was going togive it back. He's a dictator.
But I would never would take itoff. It's still shocking to me.
Yeah. Well, Kraft had amessage last night, one more thing
in case Vladimir Putin you're watching,give me my ring back man and uh
(19:42):
god, so j Lo wasn't there, but her husband Ben was. I
was kind of disappointed by then.We expected talking about that, were nervous,
didn't he He did not? Hedid, which was weird. He's
the actor, He's the yes listcelebrity that does this for a living.
(20:03):
Tom Brady finally got the microphone lastnight. And do we have the Tom
Brady clip this hour? Justin Yes, I have it right here. Which
one was it? I'm sorry,Well, just tom Brady getting a shot
at everybody else at the end ofthe show when he finally got the stage.
We'll have him on Kim Kardashian.I have Brady on Peyton Mann and
Brady on the Chiefs until I havea brand new one. We haven't run
(20:26):
yet. Oh okay, well theflate gate. Oh yeah, let's just
Roger Gooddell. I know, rememberthe flate gate. The NFL spent twenty
million dollars and found that it wasmore probable than not that I was generally
(20:48):
aware that someone may have deflated myfootballs. You could have just given me
the twenty million and I would justtold you I did it. That was
a last supply. Bill Belichick stoodup and applauded him. Yeah, that
was hilarious. So I don't know. Tom Brady. May Or may not
make the trip to New York andthe Met Gala tonight. Ben may Or
(21:11):
may not make the trip back toNew York for the Met galer. His
wife Jaylo is going to be oneof the hosts of the Met Gala,
and just a couple of minutes agowas on Good Morning America. I'm excited
to see the fans and you know, interact with the people again. It's
always a good time. About whatabout the kids, Well, yes,
you know, we've been negotiating that. We've been negotiating that. It's like,
(21:32):
Okay, you come for I'm outfor like two months, right from
like June to like August. Iwas like, you have to come for
the whole month of July. Youcan like go to camp and do whatever
you want with your friends in June, and then the end of August,
right before you start school, youcan go back and like hang out with
your friends again, but you haveto come with mommy a little while.
I feel like this is the lasttime, but I'll get to do something
like this with them. They're sixteen, they have as they're gonna be like
(21:56):
no mom. So Ben has anew face and Jos a new body.
Well, she's not galler ready.And she was talking about her tour,
right, she's getting ready for atour which has a lot of working out
and dancing. There's no one goingto her tour, but she'll be going
on tour and she'll be looking great. Yeah, what's going on with a
j LO tour? First, shecanceled some of the stops alone the tour.
(22:18):
It's not people just not buying thetickets. Yeah, it's not selling
that well, yeah, she changedthe name of the tour. But I
read her report last week that thetickets are just not Yeah, this is
rough on her. Yeah, andthen she rebrand the whole tour she did
as like the greatest hits. Yeah, and then you got Ben with the
new face. Jeez? Did noone else thinks that Ben Affleck looked like
he had the worst work done onhis face. Not only was I disappointed
(22:42):
in his delivery of the jokes andjust his whole performance in general, but
I just couldn't stop looking at hisface and how half of it wouldn't move,
and how he just looked like somuch better back when he was in
the town versus what I saw lastnight. I think he has the face
where wrinkles would work for her him. Yeah, Like he's very expressive,
rugged, and like you said,expressive, he could go with wrinkles.
(23:04):
Why are you not like you don'thave that porcelain type of look to you.
And the other ring is he wasextremely handsome. He is, right,
yeah, let it go. Hewould have and I say this in
the most you know whatever way heaged gracefully. Ye. Great. I
(23:25):
think his wife might have maybe,Yeah, maybe for the roast and the
mecala. It's recent, right,obviously we see him about all the time.
Well, the good news is thatbotox after about three or four months
does dissolve, so hopefully his facewill get back to normal. Yeah,
you don't think it's gonna sag andDrew, I don't think so he's not
gonna look like saw No do aleap and the guests Tost and the musical
(23:51):
guest Saturday Night Live this past SaturdayNight. We've got a clip from the
monologue. It's great to be backin thirty Rocke. I actually made my
US TV debut eight years ago downstairson the Tonight Show. So this building
does feel a lot like her,especially tonight because my parents are here in
the audience. As you can see, they're kind of cool. They loved
(24:18):
a party. One night, Iwas out with my friends and we ended
up at the club at three o'clockin the morning, and who do I
bump into but my parents, whichwas embarrassing because the last thing you want
to see when you're super high anddrunk off your ass is your daughter.
That's a good line. Yeah,she used in a few of the skits
that were pretty good too. Yeah. She even had one where she broke
(24:41):
down the drake and Kendrick Lamara.That's going on. We don't cover that
obviously, but that's a big dealin the hip hop world. And she
had one where she started to breakdown, you know, side, you
know what's going on each side.It was good. Yeah, I'm going
to watch that tonight. Jonas brothershad to cancel shows this week in Mexico
City and Moderrey and Nick Jonas hasthe flu yes pointing he was did one
(25:02):
of the shows before he canceled them, and he was like sweating, not
like the I'm hot sweat, likethe I'm six sweat. You could tell
from looking at him that he wassick and of his diabetes too, type
one, so that it's a littleharder for him to Did he get sick
in Mexico? I think so.Yeah. Good morning morning crew from Rivera
and Maya. Just working out,getting my workout in listening to you guys,
(25:26):
enjoying the beautiful weather here in Mexico. Be careful, yeah, yeah,
Rial Aerra Meyer, Maya, uhso, Nick Nick Jonas, I
saw his wife in the movie overthe weekend. Could have been the worst
movie I've ever seen. Brianka Choper, what movie was it? Bay Watch
with The Rock was so funny.We were watching it at the same time
because Point Break was on Showtime.I saw that. I watched the whole
(25:48):
thing, and then the next onewe started, and it was baywatching.
I'm not watching this Bill watched it. Who is it the Rock? And
what's his? From? Zach?I love? I do like that.
There was some funny scenes, butgod's that a bad movie? Yeah?
Oh my, a lot of work. Oh, Zach, that's wrong?
Went from heart Throb I don't evenknow what. Yeah, he's just in
(26:11):
his mid thirties. He's pitching fiftyYeah, and his body looks like it's
plastic. Yeah, like he's soripped. Madonna wrapped up the torn Rio
this weekend. One point six millionpeople on Copacabana Beach. Was she still
five hours late? Yeah? Ihaven't asked. How are the now?
Okay, I'm trying to picture thisone point six million, right, Leah?
That's how are the people in theback even see or hear her?
(26:33):
They probably have jumbo tron screen alongthe beach. Yeah, okay, Hey,
we're brought to you by the ninetynine Restaurants. Celebrate Mother's Day at
the ninety nine Restaurant treat mom todelicious new menu specials made especially for her,
like chicken pecada, flatbread, bigstuffed hattock, or They're famous Colossal
or hot buttered lobster rolls. Yougotta love the Nines, the Donoman Zoo
(26:55):
and there you go. That's whatyou gotta do to maintain your happiness.
You understand. Sometimes got to yourcoach. You know who else they coached
Giselle. Now we're back with Billyand Lisa in the morning. Okay,
So let's face it, a lotgoing on, right, You got the
Bruins in the cuts, round twoof the playoffs. You've got the Brady
(27:18):
Roast. Last night on Netflix,the was the Kentucky Derby Saturday. Cinco
Demayo was yesterday. And another bigevent that I think we're the only people
on earth covering it was the ChihuahuaRaces in beautiful Key West, Florida.
And now we go live to KeyWest and you're Chihuahua Master of Ceremonies.
(27:40):
Yesterday Lisa's uncle Mark, Uncle Markyou there, Hey, Billy, how
you doing by? Hey? Lee? Saw's it going? And everybody up
there and on the Boston Market.There you go. We're good. You
know, Mark would do. Itwould be a lot better if we got
to witness the chihuahua races and nowtell us about it set the well,
(28:00):
you know what they say about thechihuahua is aunchi Wow. Wow. Okay,
we actually uh so you're listening,audience knows. This was a benefit
for the SPCA, our local branchhere. We raised a lot of money.
We had over forty one dogs inthe race. We had the mixed
breed to pure breed, and thenwe had a senior division. Oh,
(28:25):
the senior division of well, that'swhere you would be, I guess,
coming in Gila. So how faris the race? Is it a short
sprint or something or yeah, it'sabout you know, a little short sprint.
I sent uh Lisa a picture ofthe race track. Yeah, we
(28:48):
posted it. Yeah, I'll tellyou it was unbelievable. It's this has
started out eleven years ago as afundraiser, like I said, for SPCA,
and it is just growing. It'sactually this year it outgrew the actual
upstairs area. So we had thatmany people there was unbelievable. Now,
is there a defending champion that comesin every year? Mark? Uh?
(29:11):
Yeah, but it switches out.This year's championship was a dog named Fern
and uh he he ran the racepretty good. Now, and what do
they get for a prize? Uh, they get a gift certificate and it's
this is sponsored by Malagro Tequila.Oh yeah, so they get I guess,
(29:33):
the bottle of tequila for the owner. And you know, there's trophies.
There's actually trophies that we hand outfor first to third place and for
the senior division. I can't evenimagine mark the prestige attached to the Chihuahua
Championship. We should we should explainto people, you know a little bit
of Uncle Mark's resume, all thatstuff. Yeah, Mark Mark is he
(29:53):
owns half of Key West. Imean, he owns the Strip Joint and
he owns several bars. But he'salso my real life uncle. Yeah,
it's my mom's youngest brother. Yougot Rix Cafe born on the same day
as Lisa's son Riley. There yougo now here the birthday. Rix Cafe
(30:14):
is obviously the most popular place inall of Key West. But how's the
broken daughter goings? Still shaking andraking? There? You know the dollar
store we call it is always thedollar to be spending the dollar store.
Sure is I have a favorite bar. I have to say, Mark,
whoever does your events, is prettycreative because you move from the Turkey,
(30:37):
the gravy wrestling and Thanksgiving and youmove right into Sinco de Maaya with the
Chihuaha races. Wow, it's justamazing. And besides that, we had
a hell of a heck of aweekend down here. We had the singer
songwriters down here. About man,I'll tell you what it was. This
town was full of musicians from Nashville. You talked about some good music in
(31:00):
from Nashville area down here. Musthave been one hundred performers. Oh yeah,
A Lisa was showing me pictures ofthe stage. It's quite a quite
a setup. So Mark, Igot to ask you now for the Chihuahua
races, Uh, do you bringthe ladies over? Do they get involved
in any capacity? This is afamily of there. They stay in the
(31:22):
Red Garter, which, by theway, the Red Garter was on TVs.
You know that Billy TLC on theninety Day Fiance the Last Resort.
It was in one of the episodes. Wow, that's pretty good catch there.
I'm bressed. I mean, Ihave it right here. We can
listen to it entering the strip clubsand see those stills dancing in the bowl.
(31:42):
I only watched that in the moviesand hearing from Tooby Smith. But
now see damn in my real eyes. These season very very Why first time
looking at those things? Wow,I would touch it. It was the
first time, and it was Yeah. I got to tell you, you
know what, Mark, I thinkI spent five minutes in the Red Garter
(32:05):
and I was asked to be involvedin a threesome song. You're terrified.
Yeah, it's quite a place,it really is. So, Mark,
did you just open a new bardown there? Yes, we did.
Actually we opened it Friday Friday Night'scalled the Old Tailor, and it's part
of the complex and it's right nextto Captain Tony's right there on the corner
(32:29):
of Duval Green. If people knowKey West, there you go. Next
time you're in Key West, yougot to go to Rick's Cafe. You
got to stop by the Red Garterand now the Old Sailor. Yeah Tailor.
Now are you running for office again? Uncle Mark? I was thought
that I was, but the commissionerthat was going to run for the mayor
which was my district, decided hewasn't going to run, so that he
(32:52):
still has two years in his term, so not this time. Maybe in
a year or two, we'll see, Yeah, because if you run,
we're gonna come down and we'll hangsigns. Oh, I'll definitely hold signs
stand on the street corner and maybewe'll get Winnie into that Jello wrestling or
gravy bravy wrestling. Gravy wrestling,Well, I'll tell you there, now,
(33:13):
that's a gravy wrestlers a good thing. Well, I gotta tell you,
I think when he's ready now,so we got to make that happen.
Yeah, I'm definitely ready to drownin gravy. That's the way.
There you go. I love UncleMark. What what do they say?
That was the name of his newnew restaurant, Old Sailor, Old Sailor
(33:35):
The look pretty good. The realthey built for speed or for comfort?
What you do with the motor boat, You play the motor boat your motor
boat and sidon if you hold sailorSailor? Is that where you got it
from? Thanks so much to UncleMark. We got to wrap up.
Coming up NeXT's kiss Kissay it's themorning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
(33:57):
the Morning. Yeah, we coveredthe roast extent from I was on Netflix
last night. I mean it wasthree hours long. Yeah, it was
really It just kept us late,boy, Yeah, we all were up
late. We're all really tired.But it was. I think it was
one of the greatest things I've watchedin a long time. So many great
jokes, I think all three ofus. Billy was saying myself, think
Nikki Glaizer was the best. Shewas really fun. You have seven rings,
(34:21):
well eight now that Giselle gave hersback, but a lot of Gazelle
jokes, a lot of Aaron Hernandezjokes, a lot of cheating die at
all that stuff. It was justit was really good. Couple of low
points, though, Lieutenant Mike herefrom the Tuck Back Mafia, Ron Burgundy
and Ben Affleck absolutely bombed last night. Yeah, it's pretty bad when Kim
(34:43):
Kardashian is better than two professional actorsslash comedians. I mean that he hit
it right in there, right onthe head, right there. It was
shocking. Yeah, and that seemedto be the general contentions, Like we've
all said that those are the twoworst. We all came in this morning
said, yeah, what was withbenh Yeah? Either way, what about
Ron Burgundy bad fit? Was?I was this close to shutting it off
when Ron was going. He justkept going and going and going. But
(35:06):
whatever, that's too out of howmany that were really good, it was
like fifteen that were really good.Yeah, it's real quick topic time we
had today. One of the topicswas I'll be out for a couple of
days this week getting some surgery onmy knee. Nothing serious, but you
know, I got a hail up, hey, guys, just the little
gift for Justin when he's out onsurgery. I'm gonna call all the window
(35:29):
replacement guys and sidning guys and tellthem the owner is in the house.
There's a little gift from regular guyBob. That's a reference to that video
of my son, you know,telling the guy outside that was trying to
sell me a roof. That waswhen my wife said that he wasn't you
remember that. Yeah, he wasyelling at about here. He's here.
(35:50):
He shout out to everyone that gaveme show and movie recommendations. I have
them all. I have them writtendown, so when I'm laid up,
I'll be watching them. And finallywe just had a Mark on. That's
Lisa's uncle, Donna key West.He owns a bunch of restaurants and bars.
In this past weekend, they hada chihuahua race, not kidding.
We had over forty one dogs inthe race. We had the mixed free
(36:13):
to pure breed, and then wehad a senior division. Oh, the
senior division of Chiawa. Yeah,well that's where you would be. I
guess Uncle Mark always always on fire. Yeah. It was a charity event
for the SPCA. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, they're good people. Yeah,
it's kiss one away and we're backwith the Billy and Lisa in the
(36:34):
morning, and we've got a followup. So earlier this morning, we
got a call from a woman whowas supposed to go on a vacation to
Florida with her father and she oversleptby like three hours and missed the fly.
Justin you've got an update. Wellthis was her original message to us.
Yeah, woke up to seven misscalls, slept I think three hours
over So I'm going to Saint PeteBeach with my dad. I just woke
(36:58):
up at eight thirty. My flightwas at six fifty five, I had
seven miss calls. This poor guyboarded the plane without me, and so
now I have to go ask JetBlue if they can put me on another
flight, which me luck. Okay, I mean, and typically we delivered
nothing but bad news when it comesto airlines and flights, but this is
seems like it worked out. Okay, quick update. I go to the
(37:22):
Jet Blue chicken counter. The girlis a wicked sweetheart. She puts me
on the ten o'clock flight to Tampaone time courtesy, she said, She's
so nice. And now I'm sittingat the Legal Seafoods bar drinking mimosa,
waiting for my ten o'clock flight.Nice, just lucky they didn't charge you
for another ticket. Yeah, that'svery nice of them. Yes, very
nice. Well that worked out,huh yeah. But the thing is my
(37:45):
I don't know about you guys,but traveling with your dad, my dad
is a dad air like that's atthe airport seven hours before yah, and
he would make sure my ass wasthere, Like whether he had to come
to my house and knock on thedoor, I don't know. He wasn't
really a good dad. Travel drivemy kids crazy. I always have to
be at the airport two three hours, me too. Yeah, what's the
(38:06):
what's like the most you can pushit, you think, because they say
get there, she's three hours.Say the most you can push it is
an hour before like boarding. See, here's the thing. You never know
how long the security line is goingto be. Yeah, that's my that's
my work. Breathe by in tenminutes or it's forty five, right,
Yeah, it's a completely unpredictable situation. So, and it always figures when
(38:29):
you're running late, that's when thelines are longer. Exactly, you're early,
they're no longer. That's why theysay two hours ahead. Yeah,
and it's another challenge with children aswell. Oh we have small kids.
You don't want to be stuck therewaiting for hours for your flight with small
kids. So didn't she get acall from her father when he realized she
overslept? Well, she she did. She called him seven times. Yeah,
(38:51):
he called her seven times. Yeahshe didn't wake up. Yeah,
Well, once she gets there,she can hit us back up. If
you want to see me, comedown and visit me in Florida. Florida,
and we're back with Billy and Lisain the morning, I'm not really
a morning person, but if Igot to wake up early, might as
(39:13):
well get a good laugh on KissOne Away and we're back. It's that
time of day though. We're done. We are done. We got through
this show. I mean, wewere all up late last night to Brady
Rush. It's nap time, LikeI was dying to go to sleep.
But at the same time, Ididn't want to miss anything from the Brady
Roast last night because it was sodamn funny. Yeah it was. It
(39:34):
was just amazing. I mean rightfrom the beginning, right from when Kevin
Hart took the stage, it wasjust unbelievable. Yeah. I kind of
had a different feel to it,you know. I was sitting there through
the countdown. Lisa was too,it's coming up in five minutes. I
was. I didn't want to missit. Yeah, me too. Yeah,
unlike anything else I've ever seen.So that was good meantime. Great
time to be a Boston sports fan. Yeah, Bruins made it second round.
(39:57):
They've got a game won to nightin Florida with the Panthers. Uh
and the Celtics have advanced there inthe second round with the Cavaliers, who
eliminated the Magic last night in agame seven. Uh so Celts Cavaliers tomorrow
night and they're in Boston. Yeah, they have amorrow home court. Oh
god, we're going to be uplateevery single night this week. It's going
to be the Bruins and the Celtics. And the Bruins are back and then
(40:20):
the Celtics. Oh my god.The entire West cost that you sleep because
you're crumpy when you're not. Yeah, I'm actually I'm gonna be out Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, so I'll beable to stay up and watch them.
Yeah, you're lucky, but I'llbe laid up. So you know
you're not going to be laid up. You have a little surgery, he
said, Oh, you know,it's just a day surgery. I don't
even need to be out of work. And now sarten three days off of
(40:43):
work. Okay. Yeah, he'sgoing to be out there on the tractor
and then oh yeah, lawn inthe pool. It's gonna be nice the
next two days. Gonna come boutyour nice pool. My pool is opening
pretty yeah. Yeah. Oh.He's going to be posting from the ice
path and the hotel and we're sittinghere exhausted from watching things late and getting
up in the morning. You guyswould be fine drink an extra cup of
(41:06):
coffee, but we gave you somehot tips on things to watch. Lisa,
what did you tell him to watchwhile he's okay? A movie Boys
in the Boat. Definitely watch it. I'm still lobbing for you to watch
Seeking sister wife. I don't knowwhy you wouldn't watch it. It's a
great American television watch that just basedon the title. What do you mean's
a couple from Massachusetts? Yeah,it's you, Winny. It's not for
(41:28):
anybody like crime. Yes, I'mreally into crime. Technically this is a
crime, big, a music crime. I've got a new show, Sugar
with Colin Farrell. That's all aboutI have that. High Town is another
one. I kept getting a lotof American rust. You hear about this
one? Oh yeah, I thinkSeverance, Baby Reindeer. I'm not gonna
watch. Everybody's talking about it,but then everyone says I turned it off.
(41:49):
I couldn't watch it anymore. Youknow what, I have to watch
Saturday Night Live from this past weekendwould do a leap. I gotta watch
that. I didn't get to seeit Saturday Night there's some really good sketches
on that. And don't forget Isaw the Bond Jovi documentary or you got
to check that out. I havethat on my list. And also the
Karen Reid trial. Well, I'malready following my wife. No, you
could spend all day. Yeah,you could listen to it all day on
the live stream. Yesterday, mydad came over and he brought up the
(42:13):
case. Now he doesn't know thatmy wife's a super you know, into
this, and he brings it upand he said, you know what I
think, and then he goes tolay out the prosecution side. Oh,
basically because he really doesn't know.Yeah, he saw you should have saw
my wife, but she held itin. She didn't explode on him.
(42:34):
Well, you know what, tomorrowon the show, we'll get back to
the Karen Reid I think we'll spenda few minutes on the Karen Reid Show.
Yeah. There's a girl on TikTokthat's I believe, a local girl,
right, Yeah, yeah, I'mgonna book her for one. You're
out. Yeah. She's been reviewingthis case extensively since the beginning, and
so we've been getting requests from ourlisteners to have this girl on to kind
of break it down and kind ofgive us it behind the scenes, so
(42:55):
that'll be good. And also wejust learned this morning and Lana del Rey
has come in the Firmway Park Junetwentieth, so you may want to keep
that on. My lot of bigshows coming in this summer to the Boston
area, but we got to goand make room for the Mighty One.
I saw his documentary last night.Oh he did. That's pretty incredible.
And the Mighty McKay is up next.
Hey, welcome back everybody. HappyMonday to you. A lot of people
waking up groggy. A lot ofpeople were up very late last night watching
the Brady Roast. Oh, bythe way, this just in Lona del
Rey is doing Fenway Park June twentieth, So that's another show coming in the
Fenway Park. This is going tobe an amazing summer for concerts, and
(00:20):
it kicks off with Boston Calling andEd Sharon and everybody else coming into Boston
Calling. Anyway, we need callertwenty five at six months, seven nine
eight and Caller twenty five. You'llneed this keyword. The keyword is gala.
Gala is the keyword, of courseis in met Gala going on tonight?
Yeah, that's tonight, yep.Yeah, are we staying up to
(00:41):
watch that too? Well, youcan only really watch the red carpet arrivals,
and then you're not allowed to haveThey don't take any pictures inside really,
so you don't really know what goeson. And it's an early red
carpet. It's a very early redcar Yeah. Now, Lisa, you're
clearly dressed for the metcala, Soare you going out? Why not?
Right? Lisa came in. Shehad this big coat on, you know,
(01:03):
and then she like left my studioand then she came back in with
no coat and like this fire leatheroutfit. Ye, like I it's galla
time doesn't go okay, what's goingon over here? I don't know.
Happy Monday to you. And againNational Nurses Week this week and Teacher Appreciation
Week this week. Yes, itis Bill, good morning. It's the
(01:25):
mayor of the South that I justwant to say thank you to all the
male nurses out there. Male nurseJeff brought me back to life when I
had my herdia. Because I dojust my own opinion, I find a
lot of the female nurses kind ofcranky. But you know, congrats to
(01:47):
all the nurses because they do God'swork. Have a great day. He's
so caddy, mister man. Yeah. By the way, Hernie is not
that serious as surgery. It's not. It shouts all the male nurses too,
you know, Greg's medicine. Oh, really, feeling Nursing's good?
No, really, what feeling nursing? My brother Alex is a male nurse.
(02:09):
That's right. Yeah, shout outto nurses. They really do.
I'll never forget I went to hisgraduation. And I think it's called a
pinning nurses a pinning. And itwas one hundred people. Ninety five were
women and there were five men,which was my brother. Yeah, it's
become much more common common. Andyeah, and Jen, your wife is
(02:30):
a nurse. She's a nurse,says well. I did text her and
just to confirm that she would puton a little outfit for me. She
said, I don't want that teenyone. She said, we'll see,
we'll see. Yeah, I'm gonnabe out. Yeah, I'm gonna be
out for a couple of days,you know, a little procedure done to
day surgery. Nothing, nothing major, but shout out to everyone that's sending
their well wishes. It's a meniscus. It's like three days pair something real,
(02:53):
like racio. Okay, thank you. He's going to be out for
three days, but like one should. And I know, yeah, he's
so dramaic. It's the driving.It's driving. Well, our producer Riley
lives down the street from you.She can drive you to work every day.
Okay, don't volunteer her as awhy not? I'm sure she would
(03:13):
love driving. It's really it's notjust the driving. It's getting in and
out of the cars. It's aminor surgery. Excuse Okay, look at
Mike care from the talk back mafia. I take that back. I don't
wish you a speedy recovery. Justinyou turned down Nicki Galacia for this radio
station. Are you kidding me?Listen? I'm just being honest. Listen.
(03:35):
Maddie retired the billion Lisa show launched, and I was, you know,
the producer, and I didn't wantto take a risk at that time.
Looking back, I should have andI and I will if I have
the opportunity again. Well, she'scoming back around this summer July twelfth.
Yeah, I'm sure she can cleanit up for the show totally. Can
I ask you something about the knee? Yes, sir, Now, clearly
(03:58):
you blew out the knee those ridiculoussquats with like five hundred pounds. That's
inaccurate information. Now are you goingto go back to squatting with heavy weights?
I don't really squat that that heavyanymore. A little bit sometimes it's
actually my doctor was explaining, it'sa it's a it's a genetic thing because
I did the same with my otherknee. So there was something. When
my meniscus developed as a child,they didn't develop correctly. So that's why
(04:21):
my other one went as well,that's what he told me. Okay,
so I'll be all right. I'msitting here telling you the squats that below.
Yeah, let's go to Melissa Alyssa. Yes, why don't I always
yell when I get the winner onthe you're excited. I'm excited for you,
(04:42):
Alyssa, because you are caller twentyfive. Do you have a keyword
for us? It's gala. Gallais the keyword. And Riley is standing
by and she will take your calland give you everything you need and we'll
see you at kiss concert. Okay, Alsa Alyssa gradulates Alyssa. So the
keyword is Gallo. Of the Mechalais tonight. Find out why one of
(05:03):
the models will not be there.They got fired last year. That's crazy,
I Billy and Lisa kiss away.Well, you never want to outshine
a Kardashian because if you do,you're going to get fired. This happened
(05:26):
to a model. His name's Eugeno. He's very handsome, and he claims
on TikTok that the Mecala fired himbecause he outshined Kylie Jenner when people to
picture of the actual celebrity, youknow, me of the actual celebrity,
like and I was next to her. Of course I ended up in the
picture and they blamed me. Theysaid, you met it about yourself,
(05:47):
so we don't want to work withyou anymore. See, I've never had
that problem. It's a nice problemto have your job safe. Yeah,
I'm good where I am. Schooldistrict in Ohio went into complete lockdown last
week when Bigfoot was spotted walking aroundthe campus. It was just a parent
though, playing a prank, butprosecutors made press charges. Yeah, people
(06:12):
were flipping the boy. Well,he's apparently been spotted in Ohio in the
past, so anytime you know,there's a guy that cost them, people
see it, they think it's reallyBigfoot. Why an't they going to drop
the big Foot thing? It's it'sstill active in yeah, and people are
really out there looking for Bigfoot.Wow, imagine Winnie. All right,
Well, I'm always keeping my resumeup to date because you never know,
(06:33):
right, and this is resume younever know right. There's a resume hack
that is necessary now because AI isso used heavily with job with job applicants
and candidates. So Justin's gonna playYeah, what it is a lot of
employers are using AI to scan resumesbefore they even read them. The problem
(06:56):
there is that AI will say you'renot a good fit if the format is
an AI friendly. Sorry, Idon't know how to make a resume AI
friendly. Step one, you're gonnahighlight the entire job description and you are
going to copy it then paste itonto your resume. Then you're gonna make
that text super tiny and in whiteink, so it's not visible to the
human eye, but to AI,it still sees it and it reads every
(07:18):
keyword that is there, So yourresume looks like it's a great fit.
I can't. Yeah, the AIstories are getting Yeah, it's all right,
Yeah, okay. So Tesla hasa new safety feature. They have
this thing in the front. It'scalled the frounk. It's like a front
trunk because there's no engine. Well, a guy thought he would test it
(07:40):
on camera with vegetables and it didn'tgo. Well. Everybody's been waiting for
this. The finger without further ado. I feared from my finger for a
second. Not gonna lie. That'skind of bad. My finger is shaking.
It kind of locked down on it, and I was a little bit
freaked out because I didn't know howto open it up. I was kind
(08:03):
of trapped. A lead cyber truckengineer at Tesla told me, I did
my video wrong. So there's analgorithm. It's going to increase pressure every
single time you close the fronk God, nasty funk. That sounds dangerous.
Frunk Phil, I'm gonna have towatch that. Yeah, not fun,
it's frunk. You forget. Iam the original pilot of the Funk trains.
(08:24):
Frunk. I think it would beconductor. Isn't all aboard the funk
plank? We get Florida man andby the way, president of his homeowners
association, taken to jail last monthfor allegedly approaching three kids with a gun
(08:45):
because they were fishing at a subdivision. He was one of the mothers.
It was startling. He's still supershaken up knowing like, on a daily
basis, we have to drive bythis subdivision where this man lives. This
man, true, we hurt notonly my kids love for fishing. Now
he's afraid to do it, buthe's also hurt our family because now we
(09:07):
have to relive this incident over andover again. Yeah, it's pulling a
gun on kids, and they reallydo it. I just I don't want
guns. Yeah, go ahead,when you wrap it up. Okay.
So there's a new TikTok hit,right, and I don't know if people
know this, but it's actually aNorth Korean propaganda song about Kim John Un.
(09:30):
And not only that when it hasgone viral on TikTok. This is
what it sounds like. It reallymakes you want to dance. Really,
(09:52):
even Kim John Wun's getting in onthe on the TikTok TikTok, I don't
have it in a Korea TikTok.Well he probably does. Oh, he
gets anything he wants. They're notallowed to do anything there. No,
I mean it's crazy. We haven'theard much from him, I know.
Is that good or bad? Probablygood thing. Yeah. Well he comes
out and he marches down there downthe you know, parades the missiles around.
(10:16):
Yeah. But you know, I'msure you guys have read into North
Korea and watched the movies and ohyeah, I mean the craziness they think
the world started in like nineteen eightor nineteen eighteen when his father or grandfather
was born. Yeah, that's whenthe world started. And they have like
only twenty haircuts they can choose from, and like it's just Yeah, if
you don't have a picture of KimJong un in your house, they come
(10:37):
and check, they'll walk around yourhouse. If you don't have a picture
on the wall, you go toa prisoner camp. Yeah, just for
not having his picture, for nothaving his picture. Not only that,
if you commit a crime, youyou get convicted of the crime. Your
whole family suffers generational suffering. Sothey'll punish you. They'll punish your kids,
they'll punish your mother, your father. It's awful. Wow, yeah,
(10:58):
it's crazy. It's crazy. Allright, let's switch up. I
have a bonus can do you canfeel good today? I want to go
to Louisiana. How about this guyhe wents to go get coffee and you
know, he's looking disheveled and heran into a nine year old named Kelvin.
Kelvin Saarimon thought he was homeless,so he walked up and tried to
give him his only dollar. Kelvinthe nine year old. Uh. The
(11:20):
guy there was a guy who ownsa sporting goods store that was right there
there, and so he decided tostep in and give him a shopping spree
at his sporting good store as athank you for what he was doing,
you know, kind of show loveto him. Hen they are talking about
it, I started to slowly openmy eyes and there's a kid coming at
me about my height, and hegoes and reveals a dollar bill, and
(11:45):
I go, what if your hobeshere's a dollar I always want to opahobes
versuon and I finally had the opportunitygive. So, boy, you feel
like you got a lot of thingsfrom it. If you give, you're
actually going to get more out ofthat. I couldn't grasp that as a
kid. And if we can spreadthat around, everything changes. So he
(12:07):
gave him a forty second shopping spree, and Kelvin got a bunch of cool
stuff, including a brand new bike. I love that. That's very cool.
Yeah, can you imagineing the guythat he thought was homeless, He
wasn't really dressed appropriately, Like whatwas he wanting? I don't know,
but you know, we you know, we see people that are standing in
the street all the time, myson, and you know, we'll always
(12:30):
I'll say to him, you know, if we have anything, yeah,
I'll give him whatever, you know. And then but then this happened recently.
We were at a red light andthere was a guy there and I
didn't have any money, and somy my son's like, all right,
Dad, pull up money. AndI tried to tell he didn't want to
hear no for an answer. No, we got to give him something to
go to the ATM. Yeah,because he's like, this is what we
do. We help people, Sobe careful what you tell. That's something
(12:50):
people don't realize. A lot ofpeople don't carry any money, so that
must be affecting those people a lot. Well, they were out there,
Well that's changed now. If yougo down like mass and casts the homeless
people, they have venmo. Theydon't have a home, but they have
an iPhone. I really gave Igave ten dollars to a guy with venmo
now in the South. I rememberhe pulled his pants down, all right,
(13:11):
all right? Yeah. I lovewhen you try to give them food
and then they say now, yeah, like anyway, what are you coming
up here? Bill? Oh?Well, obviously the roast, the Tom
Brady roast last night, a lotof people just waking up because a lot
of people were up late. Uh, we're gonna take you back and recap
the roast that's coming up next,hanging with Hey, this is Iona Day,
(13:33):
and we're back with Billy and Lisain the morning on kiss ay by
Hey, what's up? Justin quicktalk back before we hit entertainment. Yeah,
I gonna give you a couple ofshout outs. The first one a
big congratulations to a new baby.Good Morning Radio Land. This is Jabbed.
The welder wanted to give a hugeshout out to all the nurses at
Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge because yesterday, Betsy, you guys, Norah is
(13:56):
the prettiest plumber in the entire world. Well, she gave birth to a
wonderful, beautiful baby girl. Wenamed her Edith Claire. And the Billy
and Lisa Morning Show continues to grow. I love you, I love the
old school names. Yeah, theEdith, it's pretty good. Wow.
If anyone want saying they could winterFred, you can do that. Big
about it. Edith Claire eat Claire, Yeah is all right? Yeah,
(14:22):
surely, good good job Bill.Yeah. And also, you know,
we do a segment called Airline Newsabout you know, horror stories on planes,
this one. So I'm going toSaint Pete Beach with my dad.
I just woke up at eight pointthirty. My flight was at six fifty
five. I had seven miss calls. This poor guy boarded the plane without
(14:43):
me. God, and so nowI have to go ask Jet Blue if
they can put me on another flight. Wish me luck. Imagine that good
lucks. She overslept on the flightor longer actually, so she didn't get
she missed the whole I would notmiss the flight to Florida. What she
missed a flight? But there Dad, no less and he just went.
He just went without it. Yeah, just stay in bed, Okay,
(15:05):
I'm fine without the entertainment. Updateswith the Billy Copson. All right.
So the Bruins back on the icetonight. Here we go Round two of
the playoffs. Bruins and the Pantherseight o'clock face off in Florida tonight.
Celt's going to be back on thecourt tomorrow night. Round two of the
NBA Playoffs Celts and the Cavaliers tomorrownight in Boston. The Cavaliers eliminated the
(15:28):
Magic in the game seven last night. Speaking of last night, the Tom
Brady Roast Live on Netflix had allof us up late and all of us
laughing. We were in hysterics.This was one of the funniest shows I
have ever seen on TV. AndKevin Hart was hosting, and he wasted
no time roasting. Jazelle gave youan ultimatum. Gazelle said, you retire
(15:52):
or re done. Let me tellyou something. When you got a chance
to go eight and nine and allit will calls you is your wife and
your kids. You gotta do whatthe fuck you gotta do? Do you
understand me? Yeah? Tom withthem kids. And it didn't stop there
either. I love the fact thatyou and Giselle are finding the way to
cole paranis still keep it together,man, Giselle exactly. Here's supporting you
(16:15):
tonight, but just a full transparency. Uh. She came as Antonio Brown's
plus one? How does that?Also in the lineup roast Master Jeff Ross
and Yeah, the only joker ofthe night that Tom may not have found
funny, that's scrawny. Rookie famouslywalked into the owner, Robert Kraft's office
and said, I'm the best decisionyour organization has ever made. Would you
(16:47):
like a massage. Whoops, Yes, I love Robert Kraft again. Yeah,
Tom got up on. We don'tknow if he was seriously offended,
but yeah, Robert Kraft was sittingthere in the front row. And that
was the reference, of course,to the famous Robert Craft message in Florida.
(17:07):
Nikki Glazer was hilarious. Here's aclip from her Tom hates fat.
I mean, do you guys knowabout his diet program. It is so
strict. But if you follow itexactly as he does, you two can
lose your family. And seriously,you can lose so much family. Tom
also lost thirty million dollars in crypto, Tom, how did you fall for
that? I mean even Gronk waslike me, no, that not real
(17:30):
money. That was so funny.Gronk took a lot of hits last time
he did, and he laughed atevery single while he did. He's a
good spot, he really is.And that was the thing. If you
were on stage, I don't carewho you were, you were a target.
You had a bullseye in your back. But Robert Craft, also in
the audience last night, stepped upto do a shot and a toast with
(17:53):
the Bill Belichick. I want tosay, this is the greatest coach in
the history of the game that didn'twhat no one else has done. And
having Tom Grady and him was thegreatest honor the Good Lord gave me.
So. Yeah. And Bill Belichick, actually I thought did a great job.
(18:17):
You know, he didn't appear stiff. He was actually pretty funny.
We've got a click. People saidit Tom and I butt it heads a
lot, and in a way thatwas true, but not really. It
was hard to butt heads with Tommybecause he was so far a plex Guerrero's
ass. Guerrero was in the audience. Oh yes, he was. I
kind of thought he might have beenone of the roasters last night, but
(18:37):
he wasn't. But that's okay.I don't think he does that kind of
stuff. Yeah, man, whata weird chapter that was. You remember
when Guerrero first became a news storyout there to Gillette Stadium and then he
got banned from the stadium. Tomhad to move his treatment room out of
the stadium and down the street toPatriot Place. Yeah. They covered a
lot of it in the documentary.Yeah. By the way, Belichick had
(18:59):
a good, good line on thedocumentary. There was a hit piece.
Oh yeah. Yeah, it waslike a complete Belichick h hit piece.
And we also remember the story whereRobert Kraft went to Russia. You remember
that he took and at some pointPutin wanted to see his Super Bowl ring
and he tried it on and henever gave it backed him for the ring.
(19:22):
Believe he thought he was going togive it back. He's a dictator.
But I would never would take itoff. It's still shocking to me.
Yeah. Well, Kraft had amessage last night, one more thing
in case Vladimir Putin you're watching,give me my ring back man and uh
(19:42):
god, so j Lo wasn't there, but her husband Ben was. I
was kind of disappointed by then.We expected talking about that, were nervous,
didn't he He did not? Hedid, which was weird. He's
the actor, He's the yes listcelebrity that does this for a living.
(20:03):
Tom Brady finally got the microphone lastnight. And do we have the Tom
Brady clip this hour? Justin Yes, I have it right here. Which
one was it? I'm sorry,Well, just tom Brady getting a shot
at everybody else at the end ofthe show when he finally got the stage.
We'll have him on Kim Kardashian.I have Brady on Peyton Mann and
Brady on the Chiefs until I havea brand new one. We haven't run
(20:26):
yet. Oh okay, well theflate gate. Oh yeah, let's just
Roger Gooddell. I know, rememberthe flate gate. The NFL spent twenty
million dollars and found that it wasmore probable than not that I was generally
(20:48):
aware that someone may have deflated myfootballs. You could have just given me
the twenty million and I would justtold you I did it. That was
a last supply. Bill Belichick stoodup and applauded him. Yeah, that
was hilarious. So I don't know. Tom Brady. May Or may not
make the trip to New York andthe Met Gala tonight. Ben may Or
(21:11):
may not make the trip back toNew York for the Met galer. His
wife Jaylo is going to be oneof the hosts of the Met Gala,
and just a couple of minutes agowas on Good Morning America. I'm excited
to see the fans and you know, interact with the people again. It's
always a good time. About whatabout the kids, Well, yes,
you know, we've been negotiating that. We've been negotiating that. It's like,
(21:32):
Okay, you come for I'm outfor like two months, right from
like June to like August. Iwas like, you have to come for
the whole month of July. Youcan like go to camp and do whatever
you want with your friends in June, and then the end of August,
right before you start school, youcan go back and like hang out with
your friends again, but you haveto come with mommy a little while.
I feel like this is the lasttime, but I'll get to do something
like this with them. They're sixteen, they have as they're gonna be like
(21:56):
no mom. So Ben has anew face and Jos a new body.
Well, she's not galler ready.And she was talking about her tour,
right, she's getting ready for atour which has a lot of working out
and dancing. There's no one goingto her tour, but she'll be going
on tour and she'll be looking great. Yeah, what's going on with a
j LO tour? First, shecanceled some of the stops alone the tour.
(22:18):
It's not people just not buying thetickets. Yeah, it's not selling
that well, yeah, she changedthe name of the tour. But I
read her report last week that thetickets are just not Yeah, this is
rough on her. Yeah, andthen she rebrand the whole tour she did
as like the greatest hits. Yeah, and then you got Ben with the
new face. Jeez? Did noone else thinks that Ben Affleck looked like
he had the worst work done onhis face. Not only was I disappointed
(22:42):
in his delivery of the jokes andjust his whole performance in general, but
I just couldn't stop looking at hisface and how half of it wouldn't move,
and how he just looked like somuch better back when he was in
the town versus what I saw lastnight. I think he has the face
where wrinkles would work for her him. Yeah, Like he's very expressive,
rugged, and like you said,expressive, he could go with wrinkles.
(23:04):
Why are you not like you don'thave that porcelain type of look to you.
And the other ring is he wasextremely handsome. He is, right,
yeah, let it go. Hewould have and I say this in
the most you know whatever way heaged gracefully. Ye. Great. I
(23:25):
think his wife might have maybe,Yeah, maybe for the roast and the
mecala. It's recent, right,obviously we see him about all the time.
Well, the good news is thatbotox after about three or four months
does dissolve, so hopefully his facewill get back to normal. Yeah,
you don't think it's gonna sag andDrew, I don't think so he's not
gonna look like saw No do aleap and the guests Tost and the musical
(23:51):
guest Saturday Night Live this past SaturdayNight. We've got a clip from the
monologue. It's great to be backin thirty Rocke. I actually made my
US TV debut eight years ago downstairson the Tonight Show. So this building
does feel a lot like her,especially tonight because my parents are here in
the audience. As you can see, they're kind of cool. They loved
(24:18):
a party. One night, Iwas out with my friends and we ended
up at the club at three o'clockin the morning, and who do I
bump into but my parents, whichwas embarrassing because the last thing you want
to see when you're super high anddrunk off your ass is your daughter.
That's a good line. Yeah,she used in a few of the skits
that were pretty good too. Yeah. She even had one where she broke
(24:41):
down the drake and Kendrick Lamara.That's going on. We don't cover that
obviously, but that's a big dealin the hip hop world. And she
had one where she started to breakdown, you know, side, you
know what's going on each side.It was good. Yeah, I'm going
to watch that tonight. Jonas brothershad to cancel shows this week in Mexico
City and Moderrey and Nick Jonas hasthe flu yes pointing he was did one
(25:02):
of the shows before he canceled them, and he was like sweating, not
like the I'm hot sweat, likethe I'm six sweat. You could tell
from looking at him that he wassick and of his diabetes too, type
one, so that it's a littleharder for him to Did he get sick
in Mexico? I think so.Yeah. Good morning morning crew from Rivera
and Maya. Just working out,getting my workout in listening to you guys,
(25:26):
enjoying the beautiful weather here in Mexico. Be careful, yeah, yeah,
Rial Aerra Meyer, Maya, uhso, Nick Nick Jonas, I
saw his wife in the movie overthe weekend. Could have been the worst
movie I've ever seen. Brianka Choper, what movie was it? Bay Watch
with The Rock was so funny.We were watching it at the same time
because Point Break was on Showtime.I saw that. I watched the whole
(25:48):
thing, and then the next onewe started, and it was baywatching.
I'm not watching this Bill watched it. Who is it the Rock? And
what's his? From? Zach?I love? I do like that.
There was some funny scenes, butgod's that a bad movie? Yeah?
Oh my, a lot of work. Oh, Zach, that's wrong?
Went from heart Throb I don't evenknow what. Yeah, he's just in
(26:11):
his mid thirties. He's pitching fiftyYeah, and his body looks like it's
plastic. Yeah, like he's soripped. Madonna wrapped up the torn Rio
this weekend. One point six millionpeople on Copacabana Beach. Was she still
five hours late? Yeah? Ihaven't asked. How are the now?
Okay, I'm trying to picture thisone point six million, right, Leah?
That's how are the people in theback even see or hear her?
(26:33):
They probably have jumbo tron screen alongthe beach. Yeah, okay, Hey,
we're brought to you by the ninetynine Restaurants. Celebrate Mother's Day at
the ninety nine Restaurant treat mom todelicious new menu specials made especially for her,
like chicken pecada, flatbread, bigstuffed hattock, or They're famous Colossal
or hot buttered lobster rolls. Yougotta love the Nines, the Donoman Zoo
(26:55):
and there you go. That's whatyou gotta do to maintain your happiness.
You understand. Sometimes got to yourcoach. You know who else they coached
Giselle. Now we're back with Billyand Lisa in the morning. Okay,
So let's face it, a lotgoing on, right, You got the
Bruins in the cuts, round twoof the playoffs. You've got the Brady
(27:18):
Roast. Last night on Netflix,the was the Kentucky Derby Saturday. Cinco
Demayo was yesterday. And another bigevent that I think we're the only people
on earth covering it was the ChihuahuaRaces in beautiful Key West, Florida.
And now we go live to KeyWest and you're Chihuahua Master of Ceremonies.
(27:40):
Yesterday Lisa's uncle Mark, Uncle Markyou there, Hey, Billy, how
you doing by? Hey? Lee? Saw's it going? And everybody up
there and on the Boston Market.There you go. We're good. You
know, Mark would do. Itwould be a lot better if we got
to witness the chihuahua races and nowtell us about it set the well,
(28:00):
you know what they say about thechihuahua is aunchi Wow. Wow. Okay,
we actually uh so you're listening,audience knows. This was a benefit
for the SPCA, our local branchhere. We raised a lot of money.
We had over forty one dogs inthe race. We had the mixed
breed to pure breed, and thenwe had a senior division. Oh,
(28:25):
the senior division of well, that'swhere you would be, I guess,
coming in Gila. So how faris the race? Is it a short
sprint or something or yeah, it'sabout you know, a little short sprint.
I sent uh Lisa a picture ofthe race track. Yeah, we
(28:48):
posted it. Yeah, I'll tellyou it was unbelievable. It's this has
started out eleven years ago as afundraiser, like I said, for SPCA,
and it is just growing. It'sactually this year it outgrew the actual
upstairs area. So we had thatmany people there was unbelievable. Now,
is there a defending champion that comesin every year? Mark? Uh?
(29:11):
Yeah, but it switches out.This year's championship was a dog named Fern
and uh he he ran the racepretty good. Now, and what do
they get for a prize? Uh, they get a gift certificate and it's
this is sponsored by Malagro Tequila.Oh yeah, so they get I guess,
(29:33):
the bottle of tequila for the owner. And you know, there's trophies.
There's actually trophies that we hand outfor first to third place and for
the senior division. I can't evenimagine mark the prestige attached to the Chihuahua
Championship. We should we should explainto people, you know a little bit
of Uncle Mark's resume, all thatstuff. Yeah, Mark Mark is he
(29:53):
owns half of Key West. Imean, he owns the Strip Joint and
he owns several bars. But he'salso my real life uncle. Yeah,
it's my mom's youngest brother. Yougot Rix Cafe born on the same day
as Lisa's son Riley. There yougo now here the birthday. Rix Cafe
(30:14):
is obviously the most popular place inall of Key West. But how's the
broken daughter goings? Still shaking andraking? There? You know the dollar
store we call it is always thedollar to be spending the dollar store.
Sure is I have a favorite bar. I have to say, Mark,
whoever does your events, is prettycreative because you move from the Turkey,
(30:37):
the gravy wrestling and Thanksgiving and youmove right into Sinco de Maaya with the
Chihuaha races. Wow, it's justamazing. And besides that, we had
a hell of a heck of aweekend down here. We had the singer
songwriters down here. About man,I'll tell you what it was. This
town was full of musicians from Nashville. You talked about some good music in
(31:00):
from Nashville area down here. Musthave been one hundred performers. Oh yeah,
A Lisa was showing me pictures ofthe stage. It's quite a quite
a setup. So Mark, Igot to ask you now for the Chihuahua
races, Uh, do you bringthe ladies over? Do they get involved
in any capacity? This is afamily of there. They stay in the
(31:22):
Red Garter, which, by theway, the Red Garter was on TVs.
You know that Billy TLC on theninety Day Fiance the Last Resort.
It was in one of the episodes. Wow, that's pretty good catch there.
I'm bressed. I mean, Ihave it right here. We can
listen to it entering the strip clubsand see those stills dancing in the bowl.
(31:42):
I only watched that in the moviesand hearing from Tooby Smith. But
now see damn in my real eyes. These season very very Why first time
looking at those things? Wow,I would touch it. It was the
first time, and it was Yeah. I got to tell you, you
know what, Mark, I thinkI spent five minutes in the Red Garter
(32:05):
and I was asked to be involvedin a threesome song. You're terrified.
Yeah, it's quite a place,it really is. So, Mark,
did you just open a new bardown there? Yes, we did.
Actually we opened it Friday Friday Night'scalled the Old Tailor, and it's part
of the complex and it's right nextto Captain Tony's right there on the corner
(32:29):
of Duval Green. If people knowKey West, there you go. Next
time you're in Key West, yougot to go to Rick's Cafe. You
got to stop by the Red Garterand now the Old Sailor. Yeah Tailor.
Now are you running for office again? Uncle Mark? I was thought
that I was, but the commissionerthat was going to run for the mayor
which was my district, decided hewasn't going to run, so that he
(32:52):
still has two years in his term, so not this time. Maybe in
a year or two, we'll see, Yeah, because if you run,
we're gonna come down and we'll hangsigns. Oh, I'll definitely hold signs
stand on the street corner and maybewe'll get Winnie into that Jello wrestling or
gravy bravy wrestling. Gravy wrestling,Well, I'll tell you there, now,
(33:13):
that's a gravy wrestlers a good thing. Well, I gotta tell you,
I think when he's ready now,so we got to make that happen.
Yeah, I'm definitely ready to drownin gravy. That's the way.
There you go. I love UncleMark. What what do they say?
That was the name of his newnew restaurant, Old Sailor, Old Sailor
(33:35):
The look pretty good. The realthey built for speed or for comfort?
What you do with the motor boat, You play the motor boat your motor
boat and sidon if you hold sailorSailor? Is that where you got it
from? Thanks so much to UncleMark. We got to wrap up.
Coming up NeXT's kiss Kissay it's themorning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
(33:57):
the Morning. Yeah, we coveredthe roast extent from I was on Netflix
last night. I mean it wasthree hours long. Yeah, it was
really It just kept us late,boy, Yeah, we all were up
late. We're all really tired.But it was. I think it was
one of the greatest things I've watchedin a long time. So many great
jokes, I think all three ofus. Billy was saying myself, think
Nikki Glaizer was the best. Shewas really fun. You have seven rings,
(34:21):
well eight now that Giselle gave hersback, but a lot of Gazelle
jokes, a lot of Aaron Hernandezjokes, a lot of cheating die at
all that stuff. It was justit was really good. Couple of low
points, though, Lieutenant Mike herefrom the Tuck Back Mafia, Ron Burgundy
and Ben Affleck absolutely bombed last night. Yeah, it's pretty bad when Kim
(34:43):
Kardashian is better than two professional actorsslash comedians. I mean that he hit
it right in there, right onthe head, right there. It was
shocking. Yeah, and that seemedto be the general contentions, Like we've
all said that those are the twoworst. We all came in this morning
said, yeah, what was withbenh Yeah? Either way, what about
Ron Burgundy bad fit? Was?I was this close to shutting it off
when Ron was going. He justkept going and going and going. But
(35:06):
whatever, that's too out of howmany that were really good, it was
like fifteen that were really good.Yeah, it's real quick topic time we
had today. One of the topicswas I'll be out for a couple of
days this week getting some surgery onmy knee. Nothing serious, but you
know, I got a hail up, hey, guys, just the little
gift for Justin when he's out onsurgery. I'm gonna call all the window
(35:29):
replacement guys and sidning guys and tellthem the owner is in the house.
There's a little gift from regular guyBob. That's a reference to that video
of my son, you know,telling the guy outside that was trying to
sell me a roof. That waswhen my wife said that he wasn't you
remember that. Yeah, he wasyelling at about here. He's here.
(35:50):
He shout out to everyone that gaveme show and movie recommendations. I have
them all. I have them writtendown, so when I'm laid up,
I'll be watching them. And finallywe just had a Mark on. That's
Lisa's uncle, Donna key West.He owns a bunch of restaurants and bars.
In this past weekend, they hada chihuahua race, not kidding.
We had over forty one dogs inthe race. We had the mixed free
(36:13):
to pure breed, and then wehad a senior division. Oh, the
senior division of Chiawa. Yeah,well that's where you would be. I
guess Uncle Mark always always on fire. Yeah. It was a charity event
for the SPCA. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, they're good people. Yeah,
it's kiss one away and we're backwith the Billy and Lisa in the
(36:34):
morning, and we've got a followup. So earlier this morning, we
got a call from a woman whowas supposed to go on a vacation to
Florida with her father and she oversleptby like three hours and missed the fly.
Justin you've got an update. Wellthis was her original message to us.
Yeah, woke up to seven misscalls, slept I think three hours
over So I'm going to Saint PeteBeach with my dad. I just woke
(36:58):
up at eight thirty. My flightwas at six fifty five, I had
seven miss calls. This poor guyboarded the plane without me, and so
now I have to go ask JetBlue if they can put me on another
flight, which me luck. Okay, I mean, and typically we delivered
nothing but bad news when it comesto airlines and flights, but this is
seems like it worked out. Okay, quick update. I go to the
(37:22):
Jet Blue chicken counter. The girlis a wicked sweetheart. She puts me
on the ten o'clock flight to Tampaone time courtesy, she said, She's
so nice. And now I'm sittingat the Legal Seafoods bar drinking mimosa,
waiting for my ten o'clock flight.Nice, just lucky they didn't charge you
for another ticket. Yeah, that'svery nice of them. Yes, very
nice. Well that worked out,huh yeah. But the thing is my
(37:45):
I don't know about you guys,but traveling with your dad, my dad
is a dad air like that's atthe airport seven hours before yah, and
he would make sure my ass wasthere, Like whether he had to come
to my house and knock on thedoor, I don't know. He wasn't
really a good dad. Travel drivemy kids crazy. I always have to
be at the airport two three hours, me too. Yeah, what's the
(38:06):
what's like the most you can pushit, you think, because they say
get there, she's three hours.Say the most you can push it is
an hour before like boarding. See, here's the thing. You never know
how long the security line is goingto be. Yeah, that's my that's
my work. Breathe by in tenminutes or it's forty five, right,
Yeah, it's a completely unpredictable situation. So, and it always figures when
(38:29):
you're running late, that's when thelines are longer. Exactly, you're early,
they're no longer. That's why theysay two hours ahead. Yeah,
and it's another challenge with children aswell. Oh we have small kids.
You don't want to be stuck therewaiting for hours for your flight with small
kids. So didn't she get acall from her father when he realized she
overslept? Well, she she did. She called him seven times. Yeah,
(38:51):
he called her seven times. Yeahshe didn't wake up. Yeah,
Well, once she gets there,she can hit us back up. If
you want to see me, comedown and visit me in Florida. Florida,
and we're back with Billy and Lisain the morning, I'm not really
a morning person, but if Igot to wake up early, might as
(39:13):
well get a good laugh on KissOne Away and we're back. It's that
time of day though. We're done. We are done. We got through
this show. I mean, wewere all up late last night to Brady
Rush. It's nap time, LikeI was dying to go to sleep.
But at the same time, Ididn't want to miss anything from the Brady
Roast last night because it was sodamn funny. Yeah it was. It
(39:34):
was just amazing. I mean rightfrom the beginning, right from when Kevin
Hart took the stage, it wasjust unbelievable. Yeah. I kind of
had a different feel to it,you know. I was sitting there through
the countdown. Lisa was too,it's coming up in five minutes. I
was. I didn't want to missit. Yeah, me too. Yeah,
unlike anything else I've ever seen.So that was good meantime. Great
time to be a Boston sports fan. Yeah, Bruins made it second round.
(39:57):
They've got a game won to nightin Florida with the Panthers. Uh
and the Celtics have advanced there inthe second round with the Cavaliers, who
eliminated the Magic last night in agame seven. Uh so Celts Cavaliers tomorrow
night and they're in Boston. Yeah, they have amorrow home court. Oh
god, we're going to be uplateevery single night this week. It's going
to be the Bruins and the Celtics. And the Bruins are back and then
(40:20):
the Celtics. Oh my god.The entire West cost that you sleep because
you're crumpy when you're not. Yeah, I'm actually I'm gonna be out Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, so I'll beable to stay up and watch them.
Yeah, you're lucky, but I'llbe laid up. So you know
you're not going to be laid up. You have a little surgery, he
said, Oh, you know,it's just a day surgery. I don't
even need to be out of work. And now sarten three days off of
(40:43):
work. Okay. Yeah, he'sgoing to be out there on the tractor
and then oh yeah, lawn inthe pool. It's gonna be nice the
next two days. Gonna come boutyour nice pool. My pool is opening
pretty yeah. Yeah. Oh.He's going to be posting from the ice
path and the hotel and we're sittinghere exhausted from watching things late and getting
up in the morning. You guyswould be fine drink an extra cup of
(41:06):
coffee, but we gave you somehot tips on things to watch. Lisa,
what did you tell him to watchwhile he's okay? A movie Boys
in the Boat. Definitely watch it. I'm still lobbing for you to watch
Seeking sister wife. I don't knowwhy you wouldn't watch it. It's a
great American television watch that just basedon the title. What do you mean's
a couple from Massachusetts? Yeah,it's you, Winny. It's not for
(41:28):
anybody like crime. Yes, I'mreally into crime. Technically this is a
crime, big, a music crime. I've got a new show, Sugar
with Colin Farrell. That's all aboutI have that. High Town is another
one. I kept getting a lotof American rust. You hear about this
one? Oh yeah, I thinkSeverance, Baby Reindeer. I'm not gonna
watch. Everybody's talking about it,but then everyone says I turned it off.
(41:49):
I couldn't watch it anymore. Youknow what, I have to watch
Saturday Night Live from this past weekendwould do a leap. I gotta watch
that. I didn't get to seeit Saturday Night there's some really good sketches
on that. And don't forget Isaw the Bond Jovi documentary or you got
to check that out. I havethat on my list. And also the
Karen Reid trial. Well, I'malready following my wife. No, you
could spend all day. Yeah,you could listen to it all day on
the live stream. Yesterday, mydad came over and he brought up the
(42:13):
case. Now he doesn't know thatmy wife's a super you know, into
this, and he brings it upand he said, you know what I
think, and then he goes tolay out the prosecution side. Oh,
basically because he really doesn't know.Yeah, he saw you should have saw
my wife, but she held itin. She didn't explode on him.
(42:34):
Well, you know what, tomorrowon the show, we'll get back to
the Karen Reid I think we'll spenda few minutes on the Karen Reid Show.
Yeah. There's a girl on TikTokthat's I believe, a local girl,
right, Yeah, yeah, I'mgonna book her for one. You're
out. Yeah. She's been reviewingthis case extensively since the beginning, and
so we've been getting requests from ourlisteners to have this girl on to kind
of break it down and kind ofgive us it behind the scenes, so
(42:55):
that'll be good. And also wejust learned this morning and Lana del Rey
has come in the Firmway Park Junetwentieth, so you may want to keep
that on. My lot of bigshows coming in this summer to the Boston
area, but we got to goand make room for the Mighty One.
I saw his documentary last night.Oh he did. That's pretty incredible.
And the Mighty McKay is up next.
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.