Full Show 05-09-2024

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Double Qui Detroit, w U sn X Mosque and Green Rabbits Doubles Toledo.
This is Mojo in the Morning Mojo. He's amazing live Mojo. Take

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my god, let me take thatback to the beginning. This is it
alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojoin the Morning. You're a doude.
You hadn't shoot time. Good morningand welcome to the Mojoe on the Morning

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Show. We got War the Rosescoming up here in less than an hour
from now. And a wife getsa call that she'll never forget. The
call from her husband's coworker, whois wild. She says she's never met,
but tipped her off about what herhusband was doing at work. And

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it all is in writing. Comingup this morning you will hear the War
of the Roses. And actually theco worker is going to join us too,
So be listening this morning, comingup at seven o'clock for War of
the Roses. Also on the way, good stuff to give away this morning.
We're gonna give you tickets to allthe big concerts. Sold out tickets

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like sold out Tate McCrae tickets,we got Usher tickets, We got tickets
to go see Billie Eilish. Andthen this is for the grads are class
at twenty twenty four. We wantto pay for your graduation party. If
you're not having a grad party,you're having one this year because we're gonna

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pay for it. We're gonna provideeverything that you'll ever need, including our
good friends from Papa Romano's are gonnabe catering it. The tens, the
tables, all the stuff, andthe Mojo in the Morning Show coming to
your party. So get ready forthat. We'll talk about it before seven
o'clock this morning here on the show. It's Mojo in the Morning Show.
If I see them a little grumpytoday, it's because I'm very hungry.

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I woke up this morning starving becauseI was melnourished last night. Now never
it was mel Mel went over tosome old neighbors of ours, friends of
ours house for a barbecue. Theweather was beautiful last night, wasn't it?
It was? Actually the whole daywas gorgeous. Yes, were you
not outside? Were you fast asleepin your cave? I was just cleaning

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and doing laundry. Yet I justhad a super productive day yesterday. It
was absolutely gorgeous. Got invited over. They wrote a text saying, Hey,
I want to come over for abarbecue, and then asked what would
be the meal, like, whatwould you like? Would you like?
They say? They wrote, wouldyou like a hamburger or hot dog?
And I haven't had a good hotdog in forever, and a grilled hot

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dog's the best I love, withthe marks on the outside of it and
stuff. I think it's not eventhe taste of it, it's the look
of it. Yeah, so good. So I said a hot dog,
I'm air, you're a burger.You would have chose honestly, I would
have chose both, but I thoughtthat that was being a little bit too
much. So I didn't know,you know, what the count was.
But show up there and it's justa few of us that are there,

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and they had the food already done, so the food was ready the moment
you came. So we're gonna eatright away, which is my kind of
party, right, like my kindof get together. Just feed us and
then let me go home and goprep the show and go to bed.
They had it all plated out andliterally on my plate was one hot dog,
a handful of chips, and somepotato macaroni pool or not not macaroni,

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but it was like a combo kindof salad like that they had there,
like a different kind of looking salad. And I looked at it and
I said, when I meant I'llhave hot dog, I didn't mean one
hot dog. I mean, whocan eat one hot dog and call that
a day? You know what Imean? Even though it was a big
hot dog. It was like oneof those Hebrew National hot dogs, like
a big, plumper hot dog,you know. So it wasn't like it

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was an Oscar Mayer Wiener, youknow, one of the smaller hot dogs.
But who do you ever go toa person's house and there's not enough
food to eat? Have you ever? You know those people that do this?
Yeah, what do you do?Mikey? What do you have McDonald's
on the way home or something?Right? That's right? Yeah, I
bring I eat gum a lot.So I had chew a lot of gum

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at that point. But I wouldtry to, you ever, sneak and
look in their fridge just casually tosee what they do have, Yes,
like you peruse in their drool.I mean you don't do it like so
they notice you're doing it. Butyou just kind of look. Can I
ask you a question? When youhave one hot dog and again you can't
eat the bun because you have glutenallergy. You have to sit there and
like cut it up with the littleplastic How do you do it? Or

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do you take it? No?I start biting it. I put the
fork into it, and I juststarted dipping it into the mustard and biting
it. Yeah, dipping it andkind of biting it like Harry it like
it was a shish kabab. Idon't know if you cut it up into
pennies like I have to for Smith. That's a bestial question though, because
I'm booting intolerant too. And Iwhen I go to Costco and I get
my Costco hot dog, ask nobun? And then I cut it up
like a weirdo. Yeah the tinfoil, yes, yeah, because I love

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Costco hot dogs, Please me myfavorite lunch. Go and get a dollar
fifty with a hot dog and aIn that case, I grab it the
tinfoil and I hold the tinfoil likeit's an ice cream cone or something like
that. I'll ever realized how lessof a hot dog you get without a
bun, not only that. Likeat first, I was like, who
needs more than one hot dog?But I always get a bun and then

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you put like rutlish and all thestuff on top of it, so it's
like a real meal. But ifyou're just having a hot dog, yeah
that kind. I was so hungryafter I was eating, I wanted to
eat like the akutrama that came withthe uh the you know the plate like
they had the plate for the burgerswhere they had like sliced tomatoes and onions.
I literally grabbed a slice tomato andan onion and I just started eating

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a slice tomato and an onion completelyby itself. Because here's the thing.
It wasn't like, can I doa barbecue, I'll burg I'll cook like
twelve burgers and twelve you know hotdogs, and I always have leftovers.
And I don't know about you guys. Do you eat the leftover hot dogs?
Yes? Yeah? Really? Yesreally? Or I feed them to
the dog. I'd eat the leftoverburgers, but not the hont Yeah,
the burgers, I get it,but the hot dogs are kids putting them

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in a microwave the next day.That just doesn't work for me. You
know what's so funny about this storyis I did go to somebody's house.
I think it was last summer,and when we when I walked in and
I had Lucian Smith with me,actually I had Wessned his kids with me
too, and I was told thatwe were only allowed to have one grape
and one piece of pizza because thehost, Mojo, didn't order enough food

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for you were all at that pointas well. No, no, no,
that was first off, that wasChelsea being dramatic. I had gone
to and I did. I wentand I got a fruit tray or whatever
it was, and I got itfrom it was first off, was eight
billion dollars to pay for the thingbecause it was a plumb market and it

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literally was a little tiny like thesize of a like a salad plate.
It looked like yeah, it lookedlike a you know, like yeah,
like a like a personalized fruit plate. It was so funny. We walked
in, Chelsea goes, you're allowedto have one grape from the fruits a
party where Chelsea was yelling at youwhen you had to door dash food.
I did. I door dash foodbecause the problem was the problem was that

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she put all the food on meto do. And when I was doing
all the food, I just didit as fast as I possibly could because
I don't cook or anything, andI hate I'm not a barbecuer. I
do not like barbecuing. I likewatching other people barbecue, but I don't
like standing over there. And Idon't know what it is. I think
it's like the the whole idea oflike sinching my eyebrows when I light the
thing up, you know, it'slike it comes up the very first time.

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But but yeah, now I'm gettingback at the getting you know,
thrown back at me with this hotdog thing. But who doesn't do that?
Who doesn't just make a ton ofhot dogs and the hamburgers? You
know what I mean? Like,I mean when you go to Kroger and
buy the patties, the pre madepatties, they already come with four in
them, right more than that?Are there more in them? Yeah?

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I mean it depends on Like Ialways buy my numbers and they come in
like the big This sounds weird I'mdescribing it, but it's like a big
frozen one comes like a big stackand there's like, yeah, all of
them there was okay, so asme Chelsea wasn't there. It was me,

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are you careful? The couple thatwas having us there, They told
me I could talk about it,but they said, don't mention in her
names. The couple that was thatwas having the party. And then they
had another friend of there's another friendyou know that came from work. It
was But here's here's the So itwasn't very much. It was four for
some reason. Why, Well,here's the interesting thing. There's four of

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us and I don't know where theother hot dogs were. They were probably
in the refrigerator. Because when youbuy a package of hot dogs, they
always have what two, four,six, maybe six six hots or whatever?
Hot dogs eight hot dogs. Theyalways have eight hot dogs because there's
never enough buns in the bun thing. They never met. It's like a

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fourth grade math problem, like aword problem. How many guns and how
many hot dogs drive to buy forthe match. I I'd love to hear
your story of who it is,and you can even if you want to,
You can even call them out andcome up with a name for him,
like not enough food, frank,you know, or something like that,
like when you go over to theirhouse or you're like mother's house or

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mother in law's house. When yougo there, it's one of those things
where you know those people that neverhave enough food for you to eat,
and yet they're hosting the party.My brother, my brother is not enough
toilet paper guy, Like, ifyou go to his place, Yeah,
if you go to his place.I've brought dude wipes with me before because
I know if I go there andI have to go to the bathroom,
he's always the guy with the lastlike it's only got one or two sheets

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on it and then it's done.Wait, you have to bring down you
have to bring your own wipes.I never I never say anything to him,
but yeah, there's always not enoughtoilet paper there. That's no idea
why that is funny. Oh mygod. Six one six. I like
this one. Six one six saysmy fiance and I pregame with McNuggets to
avoid being hungry when we go toa relatives house. That's a good one.

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I like this one too. Thisis three and three, three and
three, It says Mojo. Whenyou go to these parties, don't you
go where you have already had alittle bit to eat. I'm like,
no, I didn't yesterday, Ididn't eat at all until the evening.
I don't know what. I hadmy egg bites in the morning from UH
or Starbucks and UH, and thatwas it. For some reason, I

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was like, I was like onthe go yesterday. It was pretty Uh,
it was pretty crazy. All right, So where are we door dashing
from? I know last time dailyGM next door has a good friend that,
well, we're not door dashing thatone because we can that's like literally
right there, I can pick upStarbucks guys. My favorite, my favorite

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uh is Steve Cabara was telling mea story about the guys that work at
zot Ford, which is in HollyRoad. He said that the guys will
door dash McDonald's and it literally isas close as right next door there,
so they door dash it. Theorder asher has to drive farther to get
to the McDonald's to go get theirstuff and bring it to them at the

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car dealership. Then it would befor them to just get in a car
and everybody just go and you know, get to the dealership with their food.
All Right's mojo on the morning showHow Smart are yousmosa in the morning
is back in the day, wehave to go back and cha where we
give you a bunch of events andyou tell us what year had happened.
This was the year that Drake presentedthe Vanguard Award to Rihanna at the VMA's

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She's someone I've been in love withsince I was twenty two years old.
She's one of my best friends inthe world. All my adult life,
I've looked up to her, eventhough she's younger than me. She's a
living, breathing legend in our industry, Ladies and gentlemen. The recipient of
the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award. Yeah, bad moms hit theaters. I mean,
I'm just happy he's circumcised. Whatif I get somebody who's not circumcised,

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run out of the room screaming.It's like finding a gun in the
street. Just scream and get outof there. No way, you guys
n cut guys are great, really, Oh they're always so nice to you
because they know their dicks are gruss. Just hand out pretty cards and what
year was it. We'll set youup with the prize and asked tickets.

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Good luck in what year did thatcraft happen? Call us at eighty four
four Mojo Live to tell Us eightyfour four six six five eight when I
agreed to a free past list,saying okay to Wrynane Dustling didn't mean I
was okay with your boss, thecar salesman, and the neighbors as well.

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Another world famous war of the roseshappens to seven o five Mojo in
the Morning. It's Mojo in themornings back in the day. What year
was this? It was the yearthat Drake presented Rihanna with the Vanguard Award
at the MTV VMA's someone I've beenin love with since I was twenty two
years old. She's one of myShe's one of my best friends in the

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world. All my adult life,I've looked up to her, even though
she's younger than me. She's aliving, breathing legend in our industry,
Ladies and gentlemen. The recipient ofthe Michael Jackson Banguard Award, Bad Moms,
was the big movie Happy He circumcised. What if I get somebody who's
not circumcised, run out of theroom screaming. It's like finding a gun

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in the street. Just scream andget out of there. No way,
you guys. Uncut guys are great, really, Oh they're always so nice.
To you because they know they're Andwhat was the big song, Samantha?
What year was that? Was ittwenty sixteen? It was twenty sixteen.
Congratulations, we got a prize.Give her a prize please, I

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gotta hit the button. Yes,that kids tells you that you want a
prize. Congratulations, you got ticketsto go see NF in concert. Thank
you so much. Can I alsosay first time, long time? Yes,
welcome to the show. What aperfect time to call, right,
Yeah, thank you so much.Hang on the phone. We'll get your

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of the Roses coming up this morninghere on the show What's going On,
Shannon Well Jason Kelsey was talking aboutTom Brady's decision to be roasted on his

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New Heights podcast yesterday. Hey,oh that's the wrong I can I know
that's that's Drake Song flipped them forthe wrong story. Would you subject yourself
to a roast Tom Brady style?Of course? That was unbelievable. First
off, I commend everybody because nobodyseemed to get like their feelings hurt.
I just do not get the roast. I don't understand why people do them

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because it's commedy is good. Ireally don't get it. I don't get
why people do roast. I don'tget why they're saying ha ha, yeah,
my family's run. It's so funny, right, Please know I laugh
at all these jokes. They're great. Travis Kelsey was impressed with Tom Brady
being such a good sport about everything. Meant they went hard making fun of

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Gronk on the podcast. Tom alsolost thirty million in crypto? Tom,
how did you fall for that?Even Gronk was like me, know that
not really, it's good. It'sa great joke. God, thirty mils
crazy, It's probably why he didthe roast. Netflix gave him a thirty
miil back. All right, takeit back, I'll do a roast.
Did he make way? Yeah,thirty million bucks for the roast. Yeah.

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I think it was a great investmentthough. Netflix established themselves as a
new home of roasts. Whatever you'llwant. A person was detained. Now
you can play that track song.A person was detained after allegedly attempting to
break into Drake's mansion in Toronto,literally the day after his security guard was
shot there. This is I mean, it was already crazy, now this

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is a new level of crazy tome. So a person allegedly tried to
break into the home on Wednesday wasapprehended and detained by police under mental health
issues. The security guard, remember, was found suffering from that gunshot wound.
He remains hospitalized. He's still inserious condition. And from what I'm

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told, the suspect is still outthere because he fled. He or she
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thirty by John in the Morning Show. I don't know if you are a

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class of twenty twenty four grad butif you are a grad, I'd love
to know if you guys are beingfaced with the same thing that some of
our friends are being faced with.Chelsea and I have been getting tons of
high school invites right now to thehigh school grad parties, and there is
one particular party that is causing forsome problems. It's because there are so

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many parties on that day and therewas one person that did not plan a
party on that day that just recentlyscrewed it up for everybody at our friends
school, we've been getting invitations forall these parties and we beget them like
honestly since January because it's really wildto know. And we face this when
the boys graduated in Joe heda gradparty. But you have to pick your

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days out and you have to pickthe times of your grad parties. And
one day, particularly Saturday, Junetwenty second, is a big day for
a lot of people, I guessfor grad parties, and it's caused for
some problems, in particular to somekids that go to oneicular school. And
I won't say what it is becauseI don't want to bring the drama to

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the air, but I guess therewas supposed to be like two parties on
that day, and then a personcame in and put a third party and
Smack Dad put it right in themiddle of both times of the other two
parties. I remember when this happened, when Joe was in school because he
was the only one that wanted agrad party. You had to call other
moms to find out what weeks weregoing to be their weekends. It's crazy.

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It's like weddings. I remember thattoo. And also like the what
food you were going to have?You lay claim on, like, well,
I get you know, Dicky's barbecue. That's in my brain from YPS.
We're doing this promotion with whatever ishuh it's really dad deep, it
is, yeah, yeah, becausehe's because what they do is they they

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you don't want to duplicate the samefood of another party that's going on,
you know what I mean? Yeah, because especially if the party is happening
similar time, you know, likewho wants to go to this same place
eating the same food? You know? You know what sliders twice, a
tiny sandwich anytime all day, everyday. Oh No, that's just that's

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kind of doing too much. Iknow. Well, when I was and
again this is removed, I wasn'tin the planning stage, so maybe that
has a different perspective to it.But when I was in high school,
I didn't even care about what foodwas going to be provided at my party.
It was all about turning out withmy friends one last time. It
was an alcohol. It was notthe food alcohol. You thinking about Dicky's

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or give me some vodka, giveme him Tito's. They had a hypnotic
at my joint. Was crazy.All parties. You have a grand party.
That's that's where you get your moneyfor college. That's where you get
the cash. I don't know ifyou know this. My dad doesn't think
anything's important. You know what thismeans for you? A graduation, keV.

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You don't know this. I graduatedfrom college and I never walked until
I joined The Murder of the MorningShow and then five years after I graduated.
So you did have a graduation partyof high school. You didn't walk
at your college graduation? Yet?Why don't you like celebrating things you don't?
Nobody wants to go and I'm notgonna Here's what I like to know.
I'd like to know what's the bigweekend for the uh grad parties in

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your life? Eight four to fourMojo Live eight four four sixty six five
six five four eight And are thereany kids listening or parents listening whose kids
aren't gonna have a grad party?And the reason you're not gonna have a
grad party is because it's just toodamn expensive. Here's what we're throwing for
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will never forget. For the Classof twenty twenty four eight four to four
Mojo Live eight four four six sixfive six five four eight eight four four

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six six five six five four eight. I would love to know what's the
big weekend so that we can kindof plan this around, you know,
maybe not blowing one of those weekendsfor the parties. And also high school
shout out to Lydia had them callup and they can shout out to their
class of twenty twenty four, whateverhigh school they're from. So eight four
four Mojo Live. What's going on? Carrie? How you doing good?

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You just brought up stuff great memoryfrom last year. We had actually planned
my daughter's graduation party six months inadvance, and her best friend decided to
have it the same day and wouldn'tbudget, so I had to change the
menu and everything, and we hadours like in the morning up until the
afternoon so she could head over tothe other one. I did her best
friend do that to you? Guys? Did she not know that? You

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guys didn't ask? I mean themom I guess didn't ask and didn't really
care. That is absolutely honestly,that's that's brutal. So did you end
up since it was so early?Did you shave breakfast instead of I was
going to? And then she complained, so we did lunch. We started
at eleven am. We were goingto do like do most like mimosas in
the morning and breakfast and do itfrom like nine to one. My daughter

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didn't like that, so no onewould come because they'd be too tired from
the night, you know, theparty of the day before. Gosh,
but yeah, that's crazy. Thefire I was able to do it,
and we negotiated. Yeah, anotherparent. Yeah, these people got to
be nicer about their picking the dates. Shout out, Deanna, you want
to shout out your daughter's grad partyand her graduating class. Yeah, she's

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class at twenty twenty four at LutheranHigh Northwest. Yes, she's got six
parties on June twenty second, andone of them's hers. I'm telling you,
that's the crazy day. I don'tknow what it is there. People
are just going to be getting literallya card with cash, that's all they're
getting. Yeah, it's it's justgot a whole Italian scene going on.
She thinks she's in Venice, sowe're gonna, you know, have no

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people show up in all this food. If you guys want to come,
I'll tell you what's Eddie. Howabout this? Can we come on Sunday
and just get the leftovers? Justhang out in your kitchen? Perfect?
Love it all right. Congrats toyou mom, nice work on getting her
through high school. Thank you guys, have a great day you too,

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correct on your graduation. From ourcollection of college dropped out from Mojo in
the Morning. Mojo in the Morning, this is pretty wild. Nicole with
us right now, and to callyou there. I'm there. Nicole is
a mom of a grad and yousay that the whole grad party date thing

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becomes like a little rivalry between themoms. Well it's up that way.
When you were talking about it,I was like, oh my gosh,
he's so right because I've never donethem before. I've never had a grand
party similar to agad and I'm like, this is so I had. I
had to call in. So thedate for all sid I thought, you

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know, I'm like, I shouldprobably reach out and find out if we
don't overlap. You know, thegirls that grew up together, and the
one pick like June twenty second.The other one was like July fourteenth,
and mine was a band of Julybecause I know people go away and I
was trying to, you know,do something special for because I never had

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that and my dad just passed awaythis past year. Oh yeah, yeah,
so it's been a lot. Butyeah, I was. I was
just listening and I'm like, thisis true. I'm like, people don't
like overlapping, and that is theone pick to date and now they're both
having the same dates, so we'regoing to shoo parties. It's wild thing,

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and you guys are very generous togo late in July, like you
said, because usually they're all prettymuch done with by mid July. People
stop. But you know, let'sshout your what's your daughter's names? Hey,
congratulations Nourissa, right Nerissa, graduation, you did it. We're excited

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for you. You got an amazingmom. What is Narissa's plans for next
year? I think she's gonna shewants to take a little time off for
the summer. She wants to geta job. But I think she's just
gonna go to a cam for likeher prerects and then uh hoping that she
goes into the shoes actually taking mediaclasses. Oh my god, good,

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Hey, Lydia, have uh Nicoleand Nourissa come in for a visit during
the summertime so you can see whatwe do. Okay, awesome, Yeah,
that's great. That's the This wouldbe called her master's degree. She
would get that by coming in here. Okay, yeah, all right,
actually, uh, that would beawesome. Hang on the phone for one

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second, and again, if youwant Papa Romanos to sponsor and pay for
your grad party and have the mojoin the morning show there go check out
all the details. It's up onall of our social media and of course
Mojo on the Morning dot Com andthank you to Papa Romanos. It's Mojo
in the Mornings. Five. It'ssix fifty five five and six fifty five
five, six fifty five. Allright, it's time out for the five

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at six fifty five. Jenny isour champion. She's going for her third
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And what's the number one place thatyou are ship shopping? Is it
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Netflix's Wednesday, starring Jenna Ortega.What classic show is Wednesday? Based on
Adam's Family? Question number two spoileralert. Actress Chrissy Metz was unmasked on
the Masked Singer Last night. Ohmy god, it in preread this now
I'm sad I won't be able toguess when you play the clips. What

(29:40):
TV Show? Starring Mandy Moore andMilo vent Emilia did Milo Mila? Did
she star or costar on This isUs? Question number three? Uh?
The Despicable Me four trailer just dropped? Who lends his voice to the main
character? Grew three seconds? Goodcareer here? Good? Okay? Question

(30:10):
number four. Last night, inthe NBA Finals, the New York Knicks
took on the NBA team from Indiana. What is that team called? And
question number five? This I kisseda girl? Singer is rumored to be
making a move towards country music.Who is she? Katy Perry? Wow?

(30:33):
You got what you wanted, Kevin. Let's bring our champ back masund
Proof Area. She got five outof five Jenny. Definitely some competition here
we go, Jenny, gotta beperfect. Question number one. Production just
began on the second season of Netflix'sWednesday starring Jenna Ortega. What classic Show

(30:56):
is Wednesday? Based on yes?Question number two? Spoiler alert, Actress
Chrissy Metz was unmasked on the MaskedSinger last night? What TV Show?
Starring Mandy Moore and Milo vent Emilia. Did she costar on? Yes?

(31:17):
Question number three and again, yougotta be perfect? The Despicable Me four
trailer just dropped. Who lends hisvoice to the main character grew? I
have no idea, No two,I don't know. Wow, Steve Corral
we got a new champion in thefive and six. Carthy is coming back

(31:41):
tomorrow. Wow, that is ashocker. Question number four the NBA Finals.
It's the Knicks versus the Indiana Pacersand Katie Perry is making a move
to country Shannon. We'll talk moreabout that coming up. And the dirty
We got a new champion. Jennydid a great job. Jenny. We

(32:01):
got to give you ground applause.You want a couple, We're gonna set
you up with a parting gift.This is a good one too. We're
gonna give you a fifty dollars giftcard to Viviano Flower Shop celebrating Mother's Day
with Viviana Flowers plus one hundred dollarscash card with balloons courtesy of Party City.
Congrats to you, Thank you,Mindy, You're back tomorrow. Great?

(32:24):
Hi, one thing real quick?Sure? Can I just like shut
up my kiddos because they're the onesthat wanted me to call Let's do it,
and so I wanted to just setup Josh through and Benjo. I
love that every morning, me thecall. You guys got the best mom,
and you guys give her the biggesthugging kiss and let her hang out

(32:46):
in bed for a little bit.On Sunday for Mother's Day. Yes,
having it. Having an unbelievable timein the morning, catching cheater. I'm
proud of it. I'm sorry.Get your home for Boar of the Roses
Joe in the morning, Chloe thinksthat her husband is cheating on her,

(33:07):
and it's because somebody told you.Yeah, this woman at his job had
called me and sold me and Idon't know, all right, So she
called you up out of the blue, just to let you know that something
was going on. Yeah, justyou know, kind of blindsided there,

(33:28):
just out of the blue. She'son the phone with us right now too.
Angela. You're you're cool with comingon with us and talking to us.
I'm here, Hi, Angela,say hey to Chloe. Hi Chloe,
Hi, Angela. Chloe was tellingus that you called her to tell

(33:50):
her that there was emails that weregoing around and in the emails it says
that or somehow shows that Chloe's husbandis cheating on her. What does the
email say? He sent it toour friend Beyonca, our coworker Bianca,
talking about them hooking up. Itsound like it's been going on for a

(34:15):
little while now because they sound verypersonal. I also saw a couple of
inappropriate photos as well. How didyou see all of this? I believe
they accidentally see seed me. Ihad never been uh, I've never received
the email like this before. Soonce I read down and started reading,

(34:37):
I realized it was a mistake.They did not mean to see me,
but somehow I got in there.What I saw was most inappropriate. Yeah.
Yeah, it's old school because Imean, how romantic is it to
send through company mail sex, youknow, right? And not text?

(34:59):
Like what was the sent on text? If that was being sent to email,
like, that's monitored by your ITdepartment, So aren't they seeing it
too? Are you guys a bigcompany? You work for a big company
or is it a mom path.We're a medium sized company. I'm an
administration Bianca works on the floor andthen Tim is like one of our sales

(35:22):
reps. All of us are indifferent departments, but those two departments work
hand in hand. Can I aska quick question, what made you decide
to call Chloe and tell her thisand not go to you know, the
bosses, the higher ups and dealwith it that way. Well, I

(35:49):
normally wouldn't even get involved, butI just had this happen to me where
I caught my husband cheating, foundout he had been cheating with the same
damn woman for over fifteen years,so this could hit home with me.
Okay, all right, the onlyreason I'm doing this is to help another
woman, simply simply because I wishsomeone had told me. All right,

(36:15):
here's what we're going to do.We're gonna call Chloe's husband. We're going
to see where he's going to senda dozen free roses. I'm going to
ask you, Chloe and you Angelato mute your phones so that he doesn't
hear somebody else on the phone.Okay, Chloe, can you get with
that? Yeah, I'm okay,Okay, both you guys mute your phones

(36:38):
right now, and we're going tosee where he's going to send a dozen
free roses. And we're hoping thatthe roses go to Chloe. Hello,

(37:00):
Hi, I'm looking for Tim speakingHi Tim. My name is Nicole and
I'm calling from a new online floralcompany called roses bloom dot com with an
offer for some free flowers for youif you have less than a minute to
answer some survey questions. Just twosurvey questions for me, We're going to
give you a dozen long stemmed redroses that can be sent to the person

(37:21):
of your toys anywhere in the country, totally free of charge to you.
I'm not going to ask you forcredit card information or anything like that.
We're just trying to spread the nameabout our new business and hope that you
have somebody that you might want tosend some free roses to a survey Yep,
it's just two quick survey questions.Okay, have you purchased flo Have

(37:45):
you purchased flowers in the last sixmonths? Tim? Yes? Okay?
And do you plan on purchasing flowersin the next six months? Come on
unlikely? Yes? Okay. Asa thank you for participating in that roses
bloom dot com survey, I'm nowauthorized to provide you with that dozen long

(38:05):
stemmed red roses. So I'm gonnago ahead and get a first and a
last name of who you want toship these two And just so you're aware
they will go out this afternoon,you need a first in the last name
of who they're going to go to. I would like to send them to
Bianca. Okay? And what isBianca's number? Uh? I have to

(38:37):
look it up. I don't loveby heart. You give me a second
the three mm hmmm mm hmm okay. And what is Beianca's relationship to you?

(39:01):
Do I have to tell you that? Well? I have to do.
Okay. I just want to makesure make you aware that you are
getting a dozen long stemmed read roses. So I always check when somebody tells
me they're sending them to a friend, that is not going to be misconstrued.
Is that okay? Still it's afriend? Okay, all right?

(39:24):
And we also offer something unique atroses boom dot com. And in lieu
of a paper card to be sentwith the flowers, we're gonna we're gonna
have you record a digital voice card. And so when the flowers get delivered,
Bianca is going to receive a textmessage saying she has a delivery,
and then she's going to be ableto play this little voice recording that I'm

(39:45):
about to record here with you.Okay, okay, all right, all
right, I'm going to count youdown and then say whatever you want.
Three two, one, Hia.You know what I'm thinking about. I'm
missing you you soon, okay?And Tim, I also have to let

(40:05):
you know that this call is beingrecorded for quality and training purposes. Are
you okay with that? Yeah?Okay, okay, Tim, I'm gonna
come on to wrap up the callfor us here and send off those flowers.
Okay, that's good. First though, I did you need to let
you know one last thing? Andwhat is that that while you've been sending

(40:30):
the flowers uh to Bianca that yourwife Chloe has been listening into this phone
conversation and just heard you send anotherwoman roses? What kind of bulls?
What is this? See? Youdeserve that thing? Who is this?

(40:53):
Tim? This? Tim? ThisTim administration? Tim. This is the
Mojo in the Morning Show. AndChloe contacted us because she had heard that
something was going on with you,and she suspected that it was with one

(41:13):
of your co workers. I don'tunderstand what's going on. Chloe contacted the
Mojo in the Morning show to seeif we could see where you would send
a dozen free roses. Yeah,and it was because and it was because

(41:36):
a coworker of yours told Chloe thatthere was something going on between you and
Bianca. What cool worker, Angela. And you're talking about why are you
why? Why are you here?Why are you cheating on your wife?

(42:01):
And let me tell you something.You involved me in your business when I
got your nasty little emails that you'resending to Bianca. Yeah. I don't
think you knew you'd see seed mein on your little fairy tale. Chloe.

(42:21):
Who Yeah, he hung up thephone. Chloe. Uh Chloe,
mm hmm, Chloe. We're sorryabout that. Let's try to Let's see

(42:44):
if we can get him back onthe phone. Try to get him back
on the phone. This is thehome of War of the Roses in the
morning je On the morning show Warrethe Roses, a wife heard that her
husband sent flowers to one of hiscoworkers. Now, the suspicion of what

(43:06):
was going on with him and thiscoworker came when she got a phone call
from a person from his company thatsaid, I am actually right now in
my hand holding what looks like yourspouse cheating with somebody that we work with,
and that is Angela who is onwith us, and Chloe, who

(43:29):
are on with us. Chloe's thewife. Angela. You say you just
recently went through this. What kindof advice can you give to Chloe who
just heard this a second ago.Be strong, don't take him back,
hook up with me, and let'sgo have some cocktails. Let's move on.

(43:55):
Angela, Do you worry about what'sgoing to happen when you go to
work and you're with these guys.Well, all I know is to keep
my mouth shut. Like I said, I normally don't get involved in none
of this kind of stuff. Idon't do that. But I think you're
already involved though. That's the onlyproblem now. Now, well what I'm

(44:16):
saying, but if it's in myface, I'm gonna have to say something.
I don't think she did anything wrong. I know, I don't think
you did anything wrong, but Ithink that now we got some office drama
that that you got to deal with. Yeah, especially with so I shall

(44:37):
be pondering. I shall be ponderingwhat shall be done. I mean,
let's try to let's see if wecan get him back. On the phone.
Try to get him back on thephone. Hang out one second,

(45:06):
tim Do you have anything that youhave anything to say to Chloe? I
will talk to you when I gethome. Chloe, what do you want
to say? I don't have anythingto say, Chloe. We'll talk when
I when I get home. Chloe, I'm sorry, but we'll talk.

(45:32):
And I don't know why Angela isown in our business. You should be
worried about her own marriage. Wow, Angela, what do you want to
say to him? All I wantto know is why are you cheating on
your wife? And you involved mein this You listen, you involved me

(45:58):
in this business when you sent meto mask the emails and I read every
last one of them, saw everypicture you guys are doing this song company
email. Man, the interaction betweenthose guys was was crazy. War of

(46:20):
the Roses, Wendy, good morning, Good morning. Your thoughts on this
one? You just heard the Warof the Roses for the show. I
got a lot of them. Butfirst of all, Angela is a total
sheio for letting Chloe know more.Women need to stick together and inform one
another if they see some kind ofcraziness like this going on and him has

(46:43):
a lot of nerves being mad atAngela. He's an idiot. She's busted
and he's mad Angela. I hopeColley leaves him in the dust. Don't
you think, though, that thisis going to cause problems for her going
into work? I mean, howdo you go into work with I?
I hope it doesn't. But youknow, at the end of the day,

(47:06):
she's in the wrong. She's notin the wrong. He's in the
wrong. Yeah, that's no.I listen. I agree one hundred percent.
Erica, though, that does haveone thing that she's upset with Angela
about. What was that? Erica? Yeah, I think Angela just spoke
up too soon. She didn't giveChloe a chance. But then I also
feel like, because she's fresh offof her own divorce, she had too

(47:27):
much vigor in them behind her hertalk Yeah to him. But then,
also, how does she get Chloe'sphone number? She's an administration. She
could put her job in jeopardy ifshe got it through his record. Yeah,
that's what I wondered. Well,I wondered also if it sent your
company email, should you not haveto report that to your boss? But
that's why I asked the question youknow, big corporations and stuff. They

(47:49):
would not be happy with that.Yeah, no, they wouldn't. I
just hope they don't lose their jobover this, because who knows how she
got Chloe's number and you know,him sending it to company email. They
both they both may get in trouble. So I don't know she counted the
call in how she had chose topost this. I mean, I hope
she doesn't get in trouble for it. Thank you for the call, Eric,
I appreciate you. What's up,Alissa, How how are you hi?

(48:15):
So my opinion here is I feltlike in the beginning Chloe was not
really like believing instead of being angry, and so I just really hope that
she's not going to believe him andtake him back, because I feel like
she's kind of like in the middlewhere she might still believe what he says
and then go back. But Ihope she's strong. I don't know.
I think we when we got donetalking to her, she just seems so

(48:37):
emotionally torn about the whole thing.So yeah, and you can tell he's
like charging, like ready to Ijust feel like he's going to say whatever
he's got to say, Rob,what's up? Rob? It's Mojo and
everybody here, Shannon and Megan andMike over here getting mad at his coworker

(48:58):
Andela and if Andrewa, you know, she didn't have to worry about it,
Like if I was in that situationand did the same thing, I
just go to HR. There's gotto be some sort of company, you
know, something that says you can'tsend those emails. So if he wants
to, you know, it's sayingAngela, she should be worrying about her
marriage. Well he shouldn't sent iton a company email because you know,
he should be really worrying about hisjob now. Because I really hope she

(49:21):
don't take him back either. Yeah, thank you. Who's in the background
talking? Are you just doing workright now? Or what do you get
going on? No? It's Becky. Oh so she was just commenting me.
Do you guys so you guys listento this together? Then yes we
do. We're actually dropping our dotoffice school. Does the ward the roses
ever cause fights between you and Becky? Does it ever cause bites? No?
We laugh at how stupid these guys, mostly guys. I mean,

(49:44):
I know there's women too, butyes, because listen. If you had
a chance to send a dozen freeroses, who would you be sending them
to. They'd be going to Becky. But right, right answer? All
right, love is Dave Becky,Joey. Hey, hey, yeah,
I'm totally against this man. Angelinejust needs to go in mind her own
business. Don't get involved in people'smarriage. Just sit back, ignore the

(50:07):
email. Life goes on, sweetheart. I wouldn't want to know. I
wouldn't want to go ahead and tell, Like, go ahead and call my
friend and say, hey, man, so it was like your wife is
cheating on you, Just let itgo. For Tian, you didn't see
anything, don't don't tell, keepit moving. So you got best friends,
Joey, you got guys in yourlife that you considered to be brothers.

(50:28):
Of course I do. Let themdo what they gotta do. A
question for you my business. So, Joey, if your wife was cheating
on you and one of those guysthat you call your brother knew and didn't
tell you, that would be okayfor you. Let me tell you what's
going to happen. Everything is goingto show up eventually. One day.
Everything's going to show up one day. Speakers don't stick for long. I
agree, if I'd rather find outtoday that my girl is cheating the three

(50:52):
months from now. Don't get involvedbecause now me and my boy are going
to have conflicts, right Na notif he stood up. That's why he's
my brother in the first place,because I trust him going down watchest Yeah,
that's not a bad situating on allright, Well, listen, I

(51:15):
appreciate your phone call, and thankyou for calling. Joey and you love
a number one. This is thewhole of the second date up days,
War of the Roses, the throwbackfro down. This is Moju in the
Morning, in the Morning's Dirty onthe thirty, Shannon with the Dirty on

(51:38):
the thirty, Good Morning, Shannon, Good Morning, and the plot thickens.
Miss Team USA UMA Sophia syra Stevaannounced her resignation yesterday, just two
days after Noeli You Boy resigned asMiss USA. In a statement posted to
Instagram, the eleventh grader said shedecided to resign because her personal value was

(52:00):
no longer fully aligned with the directionof the Miss teen USA organization. I
didn't always feel accepted, which iswhy I wrote my children's book The White
Jaguar and I was able to makeit multi lingual to represent my cultures and
I want to share them. Arepeople to a question for you so that
you need? Miss USA and nowthe teen USA both are resigning in a

(52:22):
matter of three days. Interesting scandal. Yeah, So now if you missed
us talking about this, Miss USAcited the need to protect her mental health.
In her resignation announcement. She wrotea letter like this, This message
basically to all of her followers aboutwhy she decided to step down. And

(52:44):
I love when the Internet does this. People realized that the first letter of
every sentence in this message spells outI am silenced. Wow, So something
big is going on and going evenfurther. Miss usay's social media director has

(53:06):
also resigned, and she says titleholders should be heard and not silent.
It was a series of aggressive behaviorstowards the title holders and also the employees.
So I think we're gonna hear moreand more and more coming out about
this organization. I think what isincredibly alarming is that God Rest her soul.

(53:29):
Chesley Christ miss USA from a coupleof years ago, ended up committing
suicide because of mental health struggles.And I think they have a serious issue
going on that we do not knowall the DTAs about. I forgot about
that. Oh yeah, yeah.Hearing that Tom Brady apologized to Gizelle after
his Netflix roast, a source tellsme that Gizelle and Tom have a no

(53:52):
disparaging remarks rule when it comes tospeaking about each other or their marriage and
divorce. I mean, that wasthe roast, so she was deeply offended
and disappointed. I kept hearing thatfrom multiple people. She knew that there
would probably be some jokes about theirmarriage and her, but she didn't think
there were going to be that manyremarks made about her and especially her new

(54:14):
relationship with that jiu jitsu instructor,Joaquem Valente. Jokes about the kids have
always been and were off limits inthe roast. But a second source telling
me that, just like with anyroast, neither Tom nor any of the
participants knew what was going to besaid about them ahead of time. They
didn't know the content of any ofthe jokes. But he still went back
and did apologize too. Tisou andlastly, Bravos. Andy Cohen is finally

(54:38):
addressing the rumors that he's dating JohnMayer. His response, I honestly loved
John Mayer and he loves me.But because we're so affectionate toward each other,
people don't know what box to putthat in. They assume we're sleeping
with each other, which we aremost definitely not. Oh, the plot

(55:04):
gets thick. I know you're goingto say that. For all of Today's
Dirty, you can catch up bylistening to the Dirty podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or moje in the Morning dotcom leave to find them. Let's show
Mojo in the Morning on social mediais chraz It's module in the morning.

(55:27):
It's Dirty on the thirty Moje onthe Morning giving away tickets to see Tate
McCrae. Good morning. Who isthis Hi? This is Brittany. Brittany.
I want to go see Tate McCray. Yes, I want to go
so bad. We got a pairof tickets for your congratulations. You're going.

(55:50):
The show is happening in what alittle over a month I think right
in July. So you got apair of tickets. Congrats, perfect,
Thank you guys. Have the besttime. Okay, okay, thank you.
I appreciate you so much. Holdon one second, boy, it's
cold outside. I love it.It's yeah. I think we're we're broadcasting

(56:15):
on what Facebook again this morning?Instagram and YouTube. Yes, we're live
right now. All right, thankyou. It's chili outside. It's great.
It's forty something degrees outside right now. Want to take this? I
ordered that and I did not getit? Warm Mormon here? What the

(56:38):
heck? Every piece of spirit?Where you going? Is that? What
you gotta do? You gotts,You gotta kiss up to Cody and you
get yourself some iHeart merch? Doyou guys remember her asking us if we
wanted that tied ice stuff and whatsize we were. That was like four
months ago, literally Christmas time.Well, cat cav got it. Yeah,

(57:00):
it is true. Yeah, theydid. They and actually they sent
out an email Megan. Yeah,and they asked people their sizes. But
with that said, if they wouldhave said that they had that cool black
zip up that he's worn two daysin a row. So either either you
haven't washed clothes in a little bitor you're just trying to rub in my
face that you got the iHeart merch. And I got two of them and
he's wearing the one that I ordered. It's pretty crazy, pretty crazy how

(57:24):
this place works. What were yousaying I'm sorry? I just huh,
that's what was I saying? Sayingsomething? I wasn't saying anything. I
was just giving you some sign languageover from this side of the of the
table in the morning on Heart Pray, Yeah, Love, iHeart Radio.

(57:44):
By the way, Hey, ifanybody that works at Odyssey wants to send
me some merch or Tumulus or easilyyou got you want, you want to
send me some stuff, I'll wearit. I'll wear it right on this
camera, on Facebook, Instagram,YouTube, I get here. I am
Beasley. Where's George of Beasley?Georgie of Beasley? Send me some merchandise?

(58:08):
Mojo two seven to it? Wasit seven twenty years in this seven
seven five Halsted Roads something like thattwo seven six seven. They're going to
get you a month's worth of stuffand expect you to wear it every day
and then you're gonna hate it.I just want to have its, you
know want? What was that noise? That was me taking out my lishan

(58:34):
almost threw u. That's the firsttrack of Billie Eilidh's last album, is
her taking out of her liners andshe was like, that was my visil
line and now the album starts.You know what, while you do that,
I'll put mine in. Yeah,it's here it there's my sparks spark
not in vis line, I goa spark, all right. That's the

(58:55):
sound so good, the sound ofa beautiful smile. That is it's a
sound of me saying I'm bitter thatI haven't gotten any merchandise from the I
heard people. What's grosser taking avisil line out or my birds millions don't
smell? All right, Mojo inthe Morning show, as you're going into

(59:16):
work, going into the office,this is a great time to call us
up and tell us maybe that you'rethe thief that steals from other people in
the office. But Megan, yourbrother just noticed that somebody stole something from
his desk at work. Yeah.So, my brother has been working from
home for years at this point,and he had to start going back to

(59:39):
the office kind of regularly. Buthe hasn't been to his office in a
long time, and when he gotthere, he realized one of his coworkers
stole his plans and his plan hehas a green thumb. I do not
I kill everything. He makes everythinggrow, and he had a plant in

(01:00:00):
his offic because it brings some joy, as Marie Condra would say, it
sparked joy. And one of hisco workers he so when he was walking
through the office had his plant onhis desk. Did he confront that coworker?
Of course, why did he dothat? We don't do conflict in
our lives. But he thought itwas absolutely hysterical that somebody not only had

(01:00:21):
the audacity to steal his plant,but to leave it on their desk,
Like, take it home, hideit from me, say it died,
don't leave it out for me tosee the next time I come. You
know what's funny is that a plantis noticeable, like that's you know,
like there's one thing to steal astapler or you know, steal sharpie markers
or whatever it is, because theyall look the same. You're still on

(01:00:42):
somebody's plant, Like, how doyou steal somebody's plant? Do you think
that this co worker just thought Seanwas never coming back because he hadn't been
there in so long and was likeit's up for the it's up for grabs,
probably probably, And a little partof me was like it probably was
nice when it was probably start todie. Yeah, like you were care
of it. That's kind. Butif you see him start to come back,
do you put it back on hisdesk or with yours now? Yeah,

(01:01:05):
you got to. You got tobring it back. You gotta almost
like do it at lunch when he'sgone. You know you own it.
You own it. It's yours now. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five sixty five foureight h What is it in the office
that usually gets stolen? If youguys are in the office or back in
the day when you were in theoffice and uh, and if you're the
steeler, will you call us upand admit to us we even have a
voice, this guys er if youwant or we won't ask you your company.

(01:01:28):
Remember the person that worked in trafficwith Dorothy and uh Susan and those
guys. I can't remember what hername was. She was only here for
like literally a minute. She hadstaplers, but they were she like monogrammed
her stablers or something like. Shehad her initials on the staplers. Because

(01:01:49):
I would always send Ellen and godI think it was it might have been
Ellen and uh Lydia for gosh sake, back in the day, and I
would say, hey, can youfind a stapler for me, would find
it and they would go, hey, I need to take it right back
because she'll notice it. You lookat the stapler and it had her initials
on the whole deal. And thenwhen she left, I'm taking my stapler

(01:02:09):
like office space. What's going on, Jenny? How you doing? I
I he saved the plant just togive it back. You shouldn't have to
give it back and be dead.Yeah, Sean, her brother is a
plant killer. Yeah, you gottahave somebody to take care of that plant.

(01:02:30):
What's up? Is there a finder'skeeper rule? Then? I think,
so you leave, do I getto take it because it'll go moldy
in the refrigerator. Eating somebody else'sfood is bad, weird? What's up?
Or taking their waters out of theirmini fridge? Who does that?
Yeah? By the way, that'swhat I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna
start putting my name on our icemountain waters in the studio here. What's
up, Matty? I used towork in kitchens and I steel sharpies.

(01:02:54):
I help look for them. Soit makes you look like you're not a
thief. I like that. What'sgoing on, Adam? How you doing
pretty good? So? Hey,how y'all doing. I used to work
at a hotel, so a lotof stuff got stolen, but I once
used a print to steal a newoffice chair. I wanted a chair,

(01:03:15):
and I knew if I took itthey would realized it was in my office,
which was not in the main chunk. So I went in early and
I switched everybody's chairs with everybody else's. Oh, everybody was all morning going
who got this chair? About?Like some big joke, And it took
them probably a good two months beforehe realized I did you get to keep
it? Yeah? No, theykind of took it back from it,

(01:03:37):
but yeah. So that was myexcuse to try to steal the office chair,
and it kind of worked for awhile. For a while, chairs
used to become a really big thingaround here in the studios, and then
eventually we got new chairs. Butthe best was we would always give the
bad chairs to the rock station nextdoor. I went out and bought a
chair and then, like toy story, wrote my name on the bottom of

(01:03:58):
it so that when somebody tried toI would be like, hey, is
that my chair? No? No, no, no, man, this
is this is from our studio.I said, just let me check something
out real quick. Go and lookat the bottom. M it says Mike
Agular on the bottom. Bust.That's great. What's up Jennifer? Hi?
How are you o? Good?What's going on? Good? So
real quick? I got married intwenty nineteen, and you know the most

(01:04:20):
big like paper slicer things where youcan I needed it for my invitations where
you can put like fifty of themoff. Oh we have one here at
one Yeah. Yeah, Well Iborrowed my works in twenty nineteen and it's
still I haven't brought it. I'mkind of holding onto that thing. I
might need it again. You neverknow, did they ever wonder where it

(01:04:42):
is? Did they ever say anything? No? Actually, and I don't.
I can't recall us ever needing itat work, Like I haven't used
it in four years, So thattells you something. But they finally locked
up so guilty the postage from allof us, because for a while there
we were able to do postage andjust mail whatever we wanted, like people
woul bring their bills in and thingslike that and mail them off. So
they locked that up from us,And then what was the story. One

(01:05:04):
time I thought that was The bestwas the guy that worked here at the
radio station who stole out of theprice closet one of the televisions that we
were giving away. And then heinvited us over to his house and the
TV was in his house. Seriousexactly. And then the big one that

(01:05:25):
gets stolen in this studio all thetime. Anytime I'll bring a phone charger
in, it's always. Phone chargersin my house are like this too.
I feel like I'm buying one,like one a month right now? Where
are they going? This is,by the way, the funniest one,
Jeremiah, what did you steal thedriver's dead car? I worked for a
driver's school, and after hours,of course, my car would break down,

(01:05:48):
like when my car was breaking downfor about a month and a half.
So over the time that my carwas breaking down, I just I
would go in. I knew wherethey would stole the keys. Of course
I would just go and use thecar hurry if to make sure the car
is back in the following morning.I did that for about a good three
and a half weeks before they foundout. Oh jeez, so would you

(01:06:10):
go on dates and pick girls upin your driver's ed car? That said
student driver. No, I wouldleave their car, leave the car at
whoever's house that I would go to. Yeah, but no, I was
too scared. No I did.Honestly. I went to the gym one
time and I had two of myfriends with me, and my friends they
kept messing with the you know,the passenger break. I'm like, oh

(01:06:32):
my god, no, I can'tkeep doing it. That's awesome. Thank
you for the call, buddy,Mojo. In the morning, hotel hookup
party is coming up, and wegot a chance for you to get into
the hotel hookup party. But thehotel hookup party has caused for a little
bit of drama in Shannon's marriage.What's going on that crazy? Yeah?

(01:06:57):
I think that Wes is slack nervousabout tomorrow night's party. And I didn't
know this until he turned to mein bed the other night and he said,
can you help me understand a littlebit more about what this party is
all about? And it made merealize that we have not done a party

(01:07:19):
like this since he and I havebeen together, Oh my god. Because
we used to do PJ parties,singles, mingles like all of those sorts
of things, and then we kindof stopped during the pandemic, and then
he and I started dating in twentytwenty one, and we really haven't done
like we've done a daddy daughter dance, right, Yeah, we haven't done
any of this kind of stuff,so he has never experienced it, right,

(01:07:40):
And I think it's the name thathas him like, what is this
all about? Like? Do doI need to be worried? Why am
I so nervous? And to behonest with you, he's asking me about
this, and I did the onething that you're not supposed to do and
kind of rolled my eyes and gotsuper annoyed and was like, really,
like, I've been working here forso long. We do these kind of

(01:08:04):
parties all the time. But thenI think he saw that I was irritated,
Yeah, irritated by the question,and he was like, wait a
second. He's like, think aboutit. He's like, I'm going to
no reverse you. Okay. He'slike, think about if I went away

(01:08:26):
on a work trip with a bunchof my coworkers and you asked what the
work trip was for and I said, oh, it's like a hotel hookup.
All right, take away the eyeroll. That just happened about thirty
seconds ago. I get it,but it was just interesting because I'm like

(01:08:49):
trying to explain away, like what'sgoing to happen tomorrow night? And I
realized as I'm explaining like a meaningand sound worse than it really is going
to be. I got a question, So, do you feel like he's
had these thoughts and emotions since heprobably's heard the name and he just hasn't
said anything, but now that it'sgetting closer he decided to speak? Or

(01:09:09):
do you think because you're married nowthat may have flipped a switch. I
don't know. I don't know that'sa fair question, but I think not
helping the scenario if it has beena fear of his for a while is
and Lydia knows what I'm talking Megan, you know what I'm talking about too.
I ordered a bunch of different outfitsfor tomorrow night, and one of
them, honest see through he's theone that you wanted me to order.

(01:09:33):
And he didn't really say anything,but that came up as part of the
conversation. So he's like, whatin the actual hack is going to happen?
I bet this happens too, nohotel, I bet this happens to
a lot of people like when yourspouse has something going on at work where
or you have something going on whereyou maybe travel for work, or you're

(01:09:56):
you know, people like work onprojects together and stuff. Does is it
ever caused for you know, youto be kind of like jealous, worried,
whatever the word might be, becauseI think it's natural. I think
it's just natural that that's the case. I think that in this case,
with this the name is probably worsethan what it is because of it's literally
us hanging out with a bunch oflisteners, and we are so publicly hanging

(01:10:19):
out with a bunch of listeners thatthere's nothing that's going on. You know,
we got so much stuff happening.What do you do? Are you
going to get some stuff going on? I'm single, But here's the problem.
Whoever got there's gonna be eight thousandpairs of luck. Yeah, you
can do it. Yeah. Thepajama parties back in the day used to

(01:10:44):
be always a thing that would beworrisome and would cause issues. And I
always would invite Chelsea to come withme to any of these parties, and
she just didn't want to come becauseone of the biggest reasons why she doesn't
want to come. Is we're workingand you're not talking to them, You're
not with them at all. Sodid that become a thing like, Hey,
when she just come to the thing? I told him, I said,

(01:11:05):
then comes you can see at leastsee you like what it's all about.
He has something for track And thenhe said he's going to try to
jet down to Detroit and be atthe you know, the end of the
party. But Ali's coming. Soso yeah, so they can. What
I'm saying is they can hang out, so we can do our things.
I think it will make him feelbetter to come to one to see what
it's all about. Does Alie comebecause of the distance that you guys are

(01:11:29):
or like if this was in GrandRapids, would she still come? Or
she come because, uh, she'slooking for a night out or something?
What is it? What's what's thereason? Yeah, she's come since day
one, Like it's just been likethere'll be a couple that she won't go
to, but she genuinely likes to, Like it's like a night out and
she likes to. She always saysshe likes to watch me kind of do
that, you know, the radiothing or whatever she's watching the girls.

(01:11:49):
Yeah, that's why she's coming.She can't She's coming for Megan. She's
been peeling things. Kevin, thisis your first big party like this has
because Shannon's right, we did like, you know, mom naughty mom's night
out. I guess naughty not mom'snight out could have been. But in

(01:12:11):
the uh, you know, thedad's thing was, you know, daddy
daughter danced and stuff. But hasCharelle uh said anything about this at all?
Or no, hasn't even mentioned it. Yeah, does she know what's
happening? Yeah, Jordan, what'sgoing on? It's moche in the morning.
So you answered my original question whenI was on a hold, Well,

(01:12:34):
I was just gonna ask if youbring him, But since I was
answered, he probably shut down afterhe saw what she was playing to wear.
It was Yeah, it's kind oflike, well, if you're not
playing to hook up with anybody,why are you wearing such a propacketive outfit?

(01:12:56):
Or yeah, and then your provocativegirl. I mean, it's not
what I'm wearying, But I thinkJordan, the part that's going to be
the most awkward is when she takesher ring off. I mean that will
probably that will probably be you tellhim about the ring bowl at the door
where everybody has to take this mojo. Yes, he's been married for like

(01:13:19):
a week and you're already starting toYou had that sign made around your neck
that just says it was a notemisfit Andy. What's going on? Andy?
Hey? I'm good. What's goingon? Hey? Andy from Kansas

(01:13:39):
City? That is my nickname.That's right, this is Andy. We
were We were shocked and amazed toknow that this man's name is Andy and
he's from Kansas City. Go ahead, Andy, what's going on? Hey?
You know what, most of allI wanted to tell you, Oh,
you don't need to be worried,because I want Shannon is trustworthy.

(01:14:01):
There you go, That is okay? Why because why because especially her coming
out of another relationship and starting abrand new one with Wes, and in
my opinion, with whatever I haveheard from Shannon, the way that she
talks about Wes and the kids inthe show all the time, Yeah,

(01:14:26):
she is absolutely respectful of Wes andshe is looking for a long run for
her life with Wes. That's howI understood. So Wes, in my
opinion, I don't need to beworried. This is just a hotel,
book a party, It's like,get another meeting in West in Shannon's office,

(01:14:48):
that's right, It's like another that'sright, Well, any that's very
nice. And I think that yes, the West, there's nothing there.
There's a couple of textures that saythat their spouse will go on travel vacations

(01:15:12):
time, you know, for business, and that kind of bothers them with
that. Like it's been a thingwhere I've been asking to come speak in
other states, the host conferences andstuff, and Shreel has made mentioned sometimes
of like well, why can Igo, or how would you feel like
if I just went, even ifshe paid her own way and just stayed
in the hotel room. And I'vealways said no, not because I want

(01:15:39):
to do anything or I want theopportunity or the illusion or allure that I'm
out there being single. It's moreof a focus thing, Like I feel
like if even if Sharielle came tothe hotel hookup, my focus would be
more so wanting to make sure thatshe was good or spending time with her,
and it wouldn't be on the actualtask at hand. Sure, Yeah,
I don't know. I think alwaysused to be that morning show boot

(01:16:01):
camp and I for years would goto this thing and you're partying with other
morning shows. You're getting drunk.I mean, we're going to strip clubs
sometimes, like we did all thecraziness then, and I invited Chelsea year
after year because I didn't want herto feel weird about it. She came
one year to it and said itwas a nerd fest of a bunch of
people that sit there and tell everybodyhow great their radio show is. That

(01:16:24):
is such an accurate description. Andshe was like, you know what,
I'm shocked that you guys aren't inthe strip clubs telling the strippers how great
your radio shows are. We do, we absolutely do. What's up,
Dave? Hi? Good? What'sgoing on? Well? I sent a
text and Lydia told me not tosure until I said it. Why are

(01:16:51):
you throwing her under the bus?She was, so you sent the text
and Lydia told you don't share ituntil you you say it. What is
I don't know what we're saying.What we were saying, well, what's
a really freaky when people start throwingtheir keys into a bowl when they walk
in the door, because that's whatapparently what swinger parties do. Oh,
there you go. So that wasyour wait, that was the line we're

(01:17:13):
waiting for somebody joke the swinger wheresomebody made this the key that everybody the
keys in the balls. Yes,Mike, Mike did. Okay, well
you just you just stole Mike's jokethere, but thank you to go Dave
throwing people under the bus. Allright, come on, if you want

(01:17:40):
to come to the party, calleight four four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight. You can get last minute passes to
get into our hotel hookup party.It's at the Cambria Hotel in downtown Detroit.
Mojo's Hotel Hookup Party. Hey,check out the podcast that's up from
earlier this morning of the War ofthe is a lot of people commenting this

(01:18:02):
morning on whether or not it wasa co worker's business to butt in,
or was it good for her totip off Chloe that her husband was cheating.
You can go listen to that podcastright now. If you missed it
on our podcast, search Mojo inthe Morning, or we'll have it for

(01:18:24):
you on the air live coming uphere in just a little bit. Let
me grab some winners for Mojo's Hotelhookup party and then more of the show
coming up here. We're back here, Charles, what's up? Charles from
Grand Rapids with us? What's up? Buddy? I like it you go
by, Charles. That is soproper. What's happening? Nothing much,

(01:18:45):
man, just getting give it upfor Juck everybody. Chuck Chuck, Chuck,
Chuck, Chuck Chuck. Well,Chuck Chuck is going to be getting

(01:19:05):
a chance to do that at ourJoss hotel hook that party. If you
missed what he said, hard withit too. Yeah, Chuck from Grand
Rapids are you are you coming single? Are you bringing your girl with you?
I'm bringing a girlfriend. All right, we'll get up gey girlfriend.
You're going to get a hotel roomat the Cambria in Detroit, and you

(01:19:26):
guys can have all the fun thatyou want. Charles, we'll see you,
buddy. Jennifer, what's going on, Jennifer? Oh, good morning,
good morning. Yeah, Jennifer's onthe boat. Jennifer is looking for
a night out. She wants togo downtown from You're you're a farming team
girl. You're gonna bring your boyfriendwith you? I am. I am

(01:19:48):
so excited you so much. WhereHey, we love you too, Love
you too. Where did you guysmeet? Where's you and your boyfriend?
Mate? Oh? I'm like,you don't have to be ashamed of that.
That's ninety percent of people. Wellenjoy, introduce yourself. Tell everybody
that that we will see you onFriday. Okay, see you tomorrow.

(01:20:12):
Thank you so much. I appreciateyou. Let's get dominic care dominic from
the from Detroit. What's going on? Dominic? What's going on? How
you doing, buddy? I'm allright, I'm all right dominant this morning.
Where do you do for a livingdominic? I do like long term.

(01:20:32):
I've been doing long term sinceout likeeighteen, So that's cool. You
got to get off early tomorrow sothat you can go home, shower up,
and get ready to go right right. I'm trying to come party with
you guys, trying to have anight out. I haven't had a night
out in the wall. That's awesome. A lot of people are bringing,
you know, this is not justa singles party, but a lot of
the last couple of callers are bringing, you know, their girlfriend or boyfriend.

(01:20:56):
You're bringing a girl, thinking aboutbringing my girlfriend, but she she
works so much. You might haveto work tomorrow, so I might just
have to hang out with Chuck.Yeah, Chuck. Well, hold on
a second, I think, hey, Chuck, is Dominic hanging out with
you tomorrow? You okay with that? Chuck? Yes, I'm found with
that. I'm listening too, justthis, Yeah you right, that's doing

(01:21:23):
bro. Look at these guys.See that we all got one thing in
common. Mojo in the morning,and we like to chuck. We like
to check. Let's get some singlesin. Tia twenty one years old.
You sound like you are ready togo out tomorrow night. Hi, Hi,

(01:21:43):
how are you, Tia? I'mgood? Are fantastic, Tia.
I don't know what you think.Hold on a second, dominic, Dominic,
leave your girlfriend at home, Dominic, leave a girlfriend at home,
let her work, okay, Dominic. So maybe that dominant Tia is here
right now, Tia, tell it, describe yourself to you. You I'm

(01:22:06):
really interested hang mostly reship, that'sall right, nobody needs a relationship,
right dominic? Righty Overted, Yeah, he's coming from relationships over your girlfriend's

(01:22:30):
coming now, Tia, we're gonnasee you. We're gonna get get you
some passes. So you tell ushow many you want to bring. Okay,
just me and my best friend what'sher name? All right in Asia?
We'll see you tomorrow night. Holdon one second. And then finally,
last but not least, Ronnie fromHowell is on with us, and

(01:22:51):
he's also single. What's up,Ronnie? Yeah that's right, I'm single.
Yeah, I'm Ronnie, also knownas Celestial Anthony. Do we know
you? I don't know why Iam why? I am brain farting right
now? What is Celestial Anthony?I don't know? Oh my god?

(01:23:14):
Are you serious? It's only beenlike three or four weeks. Wait,
okay, you called this up andyou were on the air as Celestial Anthony.
Well that was the nickname you gaveme. Why do we call you
Anthony? What the story it wasabout? The footage I capture on Oh?
Oh okay, okay, okay,but why did we call you Anthony

(01:23:36):
and not Ronnie? I don't know. You gave up with that. I
just ran with it, you knowwhat. That's fine, You're You're Ronnie
to us. Now, Ronnie,welcome to the hotel hook up party.
Yeah? So how does this work? So no, no, Lydia is
going to talk to you. She'sgoing to get some information right now,

(01:23:57):
Well, while we talk about somethingelse, and then you just give her
all the information, they will bepasses waiting for you and you bring a
friend. Okay, so hold onone second. Well I can't come to
single. You can come single,yes, if you want to. If
you want to come single, youcan one last one. Lindsay's on with
us. Lindsey, Hi, Lindsey, Good, Lindsay. I'm looking up

(01:24:21):
at our call screen board and Lydiasaid, I have to take you.
It's a must because you're a swinger. I heard, I am. Yeah,
So me and my boyfriendly are swingersand we are already on the guest
list. But I wanted to calland say that we are coming for Megan.

(01:24:43):
I know, yes, I gotto learn how to peel off some
thinks, I guess, Wagan takeone for the Did you guys get a
room at the Cambria. You don'tneed it. You got Megan's place down
the street. There we go.See, we're all set. We're already
ready. All right, you guysare gonna have some fun tomorrow night.
So tell us tell us about thisguy that you're Is it a husband or

(01:25:08):
a boyfriend? One time boyfriend.He is six to two, he's got
tattoos, he's muscular, and I'ma fat foot five redhead. I'm kind
of sick and yeah, we liketo have a good times the type you

(01:25:28):
ape. I don't think I've everseen two redheads in one room at the
same time. This is gonna betwo redheads in one room, swinging,
stupid red haired freak. Wow,this is gonna be amazing. All right,
Well, well listen tomorrow night theCambria Hotel in downtown Detroit. It's
gonna be the party of parties.If you would like to come to this
party, you got to get rightthrough to us. Not now, but

(01:25:54):
later this morning. We will doone last chance before we end the show.
One last chance, Yes, allright, it is Mojo in the
Morning show. We are commercial freeright now. Commercial free Mojo in the
Morning is always good and we dothat so that you don't have any interruptions
while you're going, you know,to work or possibly taking you know,
the kids to school. And Mikespeaking of kids, Mike's kids or Mike's

(01:26:21):
daughter, Cecily has got a bigclass coming up, and uh, Mike,
it's she's getting the sex talk class. Going on. I guess everybody
is doing this this time of theyear. But yeah, we had a
advanced screening of the videos that they'regoing to show the kids, which I
liked that the school is doing that. But so last night Ali came up

(01:26:43):
to me and she's like, Hey, they want to show us the footage
or whatever before they show the class. Do you want to go? I
was like, yeah, that soundscool, I'll go. She goes,
okay, Penis, and I startedgiggling. She goes, You're not going,
because there's no way you're going atall. So I didn't go to
this, but she knew that,like I would just giggle the whole time.

(01:27:03):
And so I sat home with thekids and she went and from what
she said, we've subtly said someof these things to her anyways, Like
she's come across books and it's notas intense as I think I thought it
was going to be. But I'mnot ready for this talk. I'm not
ready at all for this talk.I don't know where to be good because
I my sex talk was the DionSanders book Money Power Sex handed to me

(01:27:29):
and told read this because my momknew I like Deon Sanders. That was
it. Did you not do itin school? They didn't do this at
all. They did, but itwas like my old gym teacher, mister
Baum with like a banana and acondom. He put on the banana.
Yeah he did. Didn't that inmine too? Really? Yeah, they
did it. And ours was alsokind of the gym teacher slash religion teacher

(01:27:50):
because I went to a Catholic schooland the gym teacher was mister Nordine,
who was like a big, oldburly guy that wore those coaches shorts,
you know that it always showed hisnutsack then, and the religion teacher was
missus Lenz who was like eighty yearsold, and the two of them were
like an awkward group. And wedid it in the learning center, oh,

(01:28:11):
you know, in the library attachedto the library. But so Mike,
So the class that that Cecily gets, that's cool that the parents get
to go in and look at thisand get to see exactly what's going to
happen. Yeah, and then wecan have the talk with I want to
have to talk with her before shegoes in and learns it at that,
but it was nice to see whatthey're going to show Yeah, they sent
us. It's so funny. Itmust have happened for everybody yesterday because they

(01:28:32):
sent us an email with like thepermission slip and then Mike, if you
want to do the screening at home? They sent us the videos. Oh
they're going to show you at email. Oh can we watch me? I'd
like to watch. Yeah I have. I'd like to see how I do
on that test. But it's time. But I kind of I remember,
like this is such a core memoryto me of fourth grade. All the

(01:28:55):
girls went into missus Brown's classroom,all of the boys went into Miss Wojack's
classroom, and we learned about periodsand that was that was really My mom
didn't talk to me about any ofthat stuff, so that was like my
only knowledge came from that class infourth grade. And then I think they
took it a step further in fifthgrade. But it's like good hygiene for

(01:29:17):
girls, periods what I can't rememberremember what else? But why do they
do it at the end of theschool year, because they think you're going
to go away for the summer andyou're just gonna be banging, like what's
the story? Yeah, outside,like like what's the reason for doing this
to the kids. I always thoughtthat at the end of the school year,
you just show them like fun movies. Yeah, water fights, yeah,

(01:29:38):
water balloon fights exactly. I didn'thave this no school, Like I
do not remember at all in middleschool having a sex education class or putting
on any videos. And then Idon't think it was I remember we were
in the basement in high school ath that was where the class was.
That it was it was just whatwas your teacher with one on one class,

(01:30:08):
but it was a group of uswe had. Our classroom was in
the basement, and I don't thinkanybody paid attention. And I think the
sex education class literally took like threeto five minutes and that was it.
That was the only conversation we've everhad in school. I just I just
remembered my school hired somebody to comein and talk to us, and she's
like kind of famous because she's superscary and she's kind of loud and crazy

(01:30:30):
and screams at you. But hername was either Pat or Pam, and
like she was like the same,like you could find why the country.
I went to a private school andit was like it was a it was
a very abstinence based program and thatshe would like scream at us. I
was gonna say, I feel likethat that's not the way to go about

(01:30:51):
it, because no, especially forgirls, like the changes that happened to
your body are it's scary. Dothey still separate the boys and the girls?
Yes? Yes, so they separateyou and the boys. I think
that's wrong. And I'm going tosay this is why I know they do
it because of embarrassment. I thinkthe boys need to know about the girls
as much as the boys. Boysmaybe do it later because I know there's

(01:31:12):
like two the one that these guysI think are talking about right now is
like anatomy and puberty. And thenwhen you're in like junior high, they
give you a more in depth conversation. And for that in depth one,
I feel like it should be Didyou guys have to watch the Miracle of
Life video in middle school? Ididn't, but I watched it like in
college. We got it in catechismin like eighth grade. My best friend's

(01:31:34):
Oh, I just bet my tongue. My best friend's dad was the catechism
teacher. And want to show thevideo? Is that the video where the
shows birth Yes, your best friendday. Ever, forget that he's also
the baseball coach to what's going onin Janet? How you doing? Good
morning? How are you good?What's going on? You guys are and

(01:31:58):
you're saying, Okay, this fourthgrade, they're gonna be banging in the
summertime. Did know it's all puberty? This is when they all sprout.
I mean, okay, I'm old. I'm fifty eight. But back in
the day, they didn't tell youmuch. I grew up with seven older
sisters. My mom didn't tell meanything. It came with my sisters.
Yeah, those movies. We alljust about died sitting there. Even a

(01:32:21):
fourth grader. Yuh, boys wentin running room girls, one in the
other. And don't you remember thewonderful care packages they gave you. It
was a tampon and a modesk pad. Yeah I do remember that. Yeah,
I love it. It's like partyfavors after a birthday party. Ali's
on with us? What's up?Ali? Good morning? So Michael,

(01:32:44):
did you go home and tell himeverything about what you learned? Or how
did that go? So I went, and of course before we went,
I asked her if she wanted togo and then I knew that wasn't gonna
go overwhell, so I said,I'll just go by myself, and they
showed up. They showed us literallyeverything that they were going to be going
over with the kids, and everythingthat was in the video was stuff that

(01:33:08):
Suckley and I have already talked aboutbecause she's asked the questions, so I
was going to answer them as wewent, So everything that she's going to
be going over like I've already goneover with her. I'm kind of proud
of that not gonna life because Ididn't get that as a kid. Yeah,
it's probably like that as a kid. For Sesily. It's probably also
good too that you guys had acouple of babies that because once you start

(01:33:28):
going through the baby process, rightlike I was the baby of the family,
I didn't know. I didn't evenknow my mom gave birth to me,
you know what I mean. Butthat's probably good for her that a
lot of those questions that she can'tcame up with come from from watching you
pregnant, or come from watching stuffon TV or YouTube. You know,

(01:33:49):
a lot of it may have beenfrom like post pregnancy and everything that happens
after that. There are questions thatshe's asked that I've said, well,
that's not you're not ready for thatinformation yet, And of course she's like,
well when am I going to beready for that? Because she's the
kind of kid who wants to knowliterally everything about everything. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:34:10):
So she did get some of thosefrom like what happened after pregnancy and
all that stuff, and I answeredthem the way that she can hear it.
Yeah, there's a lot of there'sa lot of situations to where we
didn't have a choice. Like onetime she walked in the bedroom and we're
like what ance it was condoms?She's like what are these for? And
then it shows on the back howto put them on? And you're like,

(01:34:31):
we'll talk about that another time.Or there's like a book that we
had that she has that's like,what was it A thousand things that you
you should know or something like that, and it specifically says, oh,
yeah, wow, what do yougot to teach? A teacher? Jen
on with us right now? JenHi, Hey, Hey what's going on?

(01:34:53):
Do you teach this class in school? No? I was a fifth
grade teacher and nine months pregnant,and I had to be in the room
when they talked this class and theteacher was going over how like a ferm
and an egg make a baby andone of the girls raised her hands,
raised her hand and said, hey, so that's well making a baby thing.

(01:35:14):
Can you do that by yourself?And the teacher looked at her and
said, no, you need asperm and an egg. Next question,
and they all, every single girlturned around and looked at me, eyes
like they recognized. I was like, oh God, I just wanted to
shrink down. What's up? Findher? How you doing, I'm good,

(01:35:38):
I'm good. Oh I just wantto call because I remember you guys
talking about this and in fourth gradeI never learned about anything like, uh
like sex wise. Would they showus a video of people like of this
cat like talking and saying like don'ttouch my no no square or stuff like

(01:35:59):
that. Remember that then? Nono square was like the big thing.
No, wasn't it. Yeah,it was like don't don't don't touch no
no square was like a video andI think they got rid of it after
after a while. But it wasbasically about how to know what is appropriate,
uh touching, and what's not appropriatetouching? Yeah, did you hunter?

(01:36:23):
Hunter? Did you learn more sexeducation from listening to Mojo in the
morning growing up? Yeah, exactly. We're your sex education class for your
kids. Laura, what's up?Hey, Hey, how's it going good?
What's going on? Well? Iwas telling Lydia and he was about

(01:36:44):
I think it was about ten,and I kept him a lot because his
mom was working all the time.And I was putting the bed one night
and talking him in and he said, he's just called. He said,
can I asked your question? AndI said, of course, you know,
we'll just do you know what sixtynine is? Sixty nine? Wow?

(01:37:09):
I know. I like, yeah, what a grandma? This is
my kind. Why were you notmy grandma? Well, you know,
I don't. I mean, it'sam I gonna. I said, well,
buddy, it's you know what youneed to do. You need to
do the Drake and Rihanna song.Wasn't it Isn't that song? No?

(01:37:34):
Sixty nine is eight something? Yeah, there you go, Grandma. Yeah,
I love you. I want tobring this up maybe one or two
more times. Mother's Day is Sunday, okay, So I just want everybody
to know that Mother's Day is comingup, and you guys need to know
that you got moms that you haveto at least do something to acknowledge Mother's

(01:37:56):
Day. And this came up recentlybecause I did forget Mother's Day one year.
I know this is going to soundcrazy to even say, because how
do you forget Mother's Day? Youcan't turn on television, the radio,
or even be hanging out with friendswithout somebody talking about Mother's Day. I
think Mother's Day might be the mostcommercial holiday other than Christmas? Am I

(01:38:20):
wrong in that saying that the otherday? Yes? Right, you did?
Yeah, and it's tough. Threeyeah, for sure. All right,
So one year I forgot Mother's Day. And this is going to be
a complete shocker to most of youguys, because you know that I come
across as a very romantic guy withmy wife. So one year and this
was, gosh, I don't evenknow how long ago it was. The

(01:38:41):
kids were very little. We weregoing to Chicago to go and walk the
Race for the Cure in Chicago onthe Lakefront there right on Lakeshore Drive.
They had it, which was reallya cool thing. And for those who
don't know, I grew up inChicago and when I was a little kid,
my mom passed away of cancer andRace for the Cure is a cancer
walk, So we were getting everybody, all my brothers and sisters and then

(01:39:04):
all the grandkids in the entire familywith Aunt Pat and everybody, and we
were going to go and walk inthe Race for the Cure. And it
was a really cool situation to dobecause everybody got together and you know put
it all, you know, theirthought into this, and then we were
going to make a big team.Chelsea went out and did some amazing stuff.
She got T shirts made, Wehad a team name that was named

(01:39:25):
after Grandma. You know, wehad everything about my mom like on you
know, on there for the kids. And we walked the Race for the
Cure on a Sunday morning in Chicago, beautiful day. We get in our
car to go drive back to Detroit, and as we're driving back to Detroit,
somebody in the back seat, Ithink it was Joey or something goes,

(01:39:46):
hey, Mom, Happy Mother's Day, and I literally almost drove off
the frickin' road. I yeah,that was not me driving off the road.
That was the conversation at that particulartime. As we were getting on
the Guyway going back from Indiana tothrough Michigan. I forgot Mother's Day.
I don't know why I didn't puttwo and two together that the race for

(01:40:08):
the cure was over Mother's Day.I thought Mother's Day was coming up,
and I had no clue, andI completely forgot Mother's Day. I didn't
buy Chelsea anything. I had nocards for the kids because these kids were
young at the time and they couldn'tgo out and buy all their gifts.
But the boys knew it was Mother'sDay, and they knew everything about Mother's
Day. I did not remember itwas Mother's Day. So I say this

(01:40:28):
with great fear that it will bebrought up again later today. Happy Mother's
Day to Chelsea and all the moms. We love you guys so much,
and don't forget Mother's Day. Buthow do you forget? Like, how
does that happen? And I don'tknow if there's any listeners that have ever
forgotten somebody's special day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, you know, birthday,

(01:40:50):
whatever it is, But how doyou go the entire day and not
remember it. Let's put the pressureon Megan's dad. He forgot her birthday
once. She talks about it allthe time. She's still in therapy.
For yes, I am forgot.Oh what's happened multiple times. The best
part ever was one time there wasan emergency and somebody asked my dad what

(01:41:12):
my date of birth was and hereally had to think about it and then
he got it wrong. So thatwas I feel very loved all of the
time. Yeah, I think.I think. My my biggest thing when
when I, you know, lookat dates, if it's not on Facebook,
it doesn't happen. You know whatI mean. Like if a person's
not on Facebook for a birthday,I don't know it's their birthday. Well
you want to know, It's fine. I have the wrong birthday on my

(01:41:34):
Facebook on purpose, just to seewho knows me and who does it.
Wow that people who actually love mewill text me on my birthday, people
who don't will text me on theday abouts up on Facebook. Oh yeah.
I have a hard time remembering Smith'sbirthday, and it's because for he
was due on June tenth, andI had that date in my head for

(01:41:55):
so long, and his birthday isJune fourth, But every time I'm asked
for his birthday, immediately June tenthpops in my head and I have to,
like crack myself if I go,no, it's June fourth. I'd
love to know what would you doif what would you do if they if
everybody forgot Mother's Say, though,would Mother's Say be a tough one for
you? I would be really reallyhurt. Yeah. Yeah, it's like

(01:42:16):
the worst. And imagine that Iforgot Mother's Day and I had to drive
four hours in fifteen minutes because atthe time that we remembered it, we
were about fifteen minutes into the rideand it's a four and a half hour
drive. That was the longest.What happened though, after I pulled off
at the side of the road ata McDonald's and I ended up, I
was like looking for stores along theway. I was like, what is

(01:42:39):
that? What is the store that'salong the side of the road where they
have a cracker barrel? I wasgonna say, where they have cheese the
cracker barrel? I was like,don't they have a gift shop in there?
Did Chelsea make any mention? Isshe eat like a huh? What
does she say? Oh? No, no, no, she no,
she she definitely it came up.I think the reason why I came up
so much too was not even somuch. That was that she puts so

(01:43:02):
much thought into being special for foryou know, doing it special for you
know, me and my brothers andsisters with like the shirts and things.
Oh what's up, Madison? Howyou doing? I'm good? How are
you good? What's going on?So question, do you celebrate the pregnant
mom on Mother's Day show? Whydo you ask that? Because I said

(01:43:28):
that to my fiance and he waslike, once you birth my child,
I'll celebrate you know. I definitelyyou're you're becoming a mom, your mom.
By the way, I would notmarry that man until he retracted that
that was Yeah, what's his name? Brandon? Brandon? You big f
and dummy? You podcast is Grabit off the free iHeartRadio app and just

(01:43:53):
text it to him, you stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb
bastard. Diana, what's up?Hi? First time caller, long time
listening. Yeah, what's happening?So I'm from California and ten years ago
I was hosting a party for Mother'sDay. We celebrate Mother's Day and the

(01:44:15):
Hispanic culture on the tent and sowe went and had a big barbecue.
My aunt, my grandma, mymother and all the moms, sister in
law and my brothers and everybody forgotto get me anything because I hosted it,
and they're like at the end ofthe night, Oh, shoot,
Janne, you're a mom. HappyMother's Day. Oh thank god. That's

(01:44:38):
that's brutal. By the way,I did not know that. Uh she
didn't. Mexicans celebrate a different daythan everybody else. Really did not know
that it's on the ten. That'sthat's cool. Well, you know,
that's what I should have told Chelseawhen we were trying to Tia, what's
up to you? Hi? Hey, you what's going on? So f

(01:45:00):
once, we forgot our anniversary thisyear, So I waited till like eleven
fifty nine at night, and Iwaited just a the time because I was
trying to see if you remember throughoutthe day. But then like at that
time he let me know, like, oh wait, no, I was
waiting because we got a new anniversarythis year because we get married in August.
Yeah, so that's a eleven fiftynine. That is a very manipulative

(01:45:27):
thing to do, though, towait till eleven fifty nine. Sure,
did let me ask you what timedid you guys finally fall asleep after the
discussion about this. Mine was alittle bit cool to like two. His
was probably twelve. He's really goodat point. Wait a second, he
just fell asleep, that big dummy. Thank you for the call. What's
up, Amy? Hi? Hey, what's going on? I was just

(01:45:51):
telling this trainer. Yeah, myhusband and step kids forgot Mother's Day on
my birthday? Oh yeah, howdid that happen? So today it's my
birthday. Every couple of years itfalls on Mother's Day and it completely got

(01:46:17):
forgotten, both of them on thesame day. When did they realize it?
When I killed them? Wow?But it was it was that day?
Or was it the next day?Oh? Yeah it was. I
can help my tongue that long.Yeah, you got man. Well,

(01:46:39):
we're wishing you a happy birthday andwe got a special trade for you to
end all this President President Biden wantsto sing you a happy birthday. Wait
wait, what is your name?Amy? Here we go, Hold on
a second, Here we go,Amy, President Biden with a happy birthday
for Amy. Give it b birthdayto you. Happy birthday to you,

(01:47:06):
Happy birthday, birthday to you.And I think you want to wish you
have you Mother's Day too. Haveyou Mother's Day too? All right?
Thank you? I have a greatone. In the morning's Dirty on the
thirty, we'll get you caught upon what's training In the Dirty on the

(01:47:26):
thirty. This is your home ofwar, the Roses busting a cheater and
you will hear that in just abouttwenty five minutes, So stick around for
that, or you can check itout on our podcast. It's up there
right now. A person was detainedafter allegedly attempting to break into Drake's mansion
in Toronto the day after his securityguard was shot there. His person tried

(01:47:49):
to break into the home on Wednesday, was apprehended and detained by police.
Apparently this person was having some mentalhealth issues, is what the police report
says. And then that security guardwho was shot there the day prior,
he remains hospitalized in serious condition fromthose gunshot wounds to his chest. And

(01:48:11):
the suspect is still out there fromthat shooting after fleeing the scene on Tuesday.
Things the last one break. Youalready know the words like, what's
that song about? What is pushups about? It was the first response
Drake had to Kendrick Lamar and init. It's called pushups because Kendrick was
literally seen doing push ups in thestreet. But he talks about how Kendrick
his hell career has been extorted bythe president of his label TD, how

(01:48:34):
that he goes talk about Rick Rossasap. All right, to go back
to you. Cardi B is defendingherself for not knowing the name of the
man who designed her stunning a blackgown at this year's met Gala. When
asked, she hesitated and then said, Uh, they're Asian or something,
no name, just that she couldn'tremember. Well, as you can imagine,

(01:48:58):
she got a whole lot of backlashonline, so she yesterday took to
social media to explain herself. Firstand first, when I was on the
carpet, I was very scared becausethe dress was supposed to be like on
a little kodium, and I've beenpracticing how to post on the quodium,
but at the carpet, I wasn'tallowed to use the podium, so I

(01:49:20):
had a lot of things on mymind, and I was being rushed to
the front of the line. Sowhen I was getting interview, I kind
of forgot to pronounce the designer's namebecause his name is a little very complicated.
So I was like, damn,half pronounced name like I was.
My mom was just racing. Yeah, she reiterated she was not trying to

(01:49:43):
be offensive to anybody or any culture. I don't think she was offensive.
But you have one job that day. I mean, it's one job.
Those designers wait so long to dothat. Yeah once I can't remember the
name. They spend so much moneyon it. It is there sometimes for
some of the designers, they're oneopportunity to want to get her name out
in there, Like especially with agallon that's that big, you're literally blocking

(01:50:09):
the red carpet and you didn't evenknow who made it. You were getting
all the attention and how many hourswere invested into that outbum to give you
your moment? Sam s and Lee, By the way, who is Chinese?
As a consolation prize, he's probablygetting more mentally stolen from them.
Might we talk about them more thanthe people tould it. My favorite met

(01:50:30):
Galla meme though, was yesterday andit was a woman in her pajamas and
it says, for all of uscriticizing everything in the metallum, we sent
it home in our pajamas watching thisKaty Perry posted something on X yesterday that
I thought was kind of interesting.She tweeted, Wow, people are still

(01:50:51):
texting me that they can't believe theymissed me at the met or OMG,
you killed it, et cetera,et cetera. She wasn't there, by
the way, it was an AIimage, but continued, well, hold
on to your common sense hat,because we in for a ride this fall,
followed by a smiley faced emoji wearinga cowboy hat. So everybody's speculating

(01:51:13):
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(01:51:58):
That's great, Toronto. I needfor all of Today's Dirty. You
can catch up on the podcast onthe iHeartRadio app or Mojo in the Morning
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(01:52:23):
the our name. This is prettygood. I was, uh, call
us when you want to. Wehave got a phone. We also x
dix tag. How do you callit? You like what I do?
Welcome to the Mojo Show. Thisis the Joe John Oka have this game

(01:52:53):
offered things from strangers on the sidesof the road. It happened and Uh,
okay, so would you do this? Kevin? What's going on?
So? Like you mentioned earlier,it is I guess, well, maybe
not today, but the weather hasbeen amazing for a few days recently,
and yesterday was one of those days. And I'm having this moment where I

(01:53:15):
really like taking Journey for walks.Jaren was born in November, so she
hasn't really spent much time outside,and I've been putting her in her stroller
and just having a good time rollingher around the neighborhood. And I'm outside,
there are other people outside, andthis is the first time I'm starting
to see the people who live inour community. And there was this guy

(01:53:36):
as I'm rolling journey around listening tothe new Kendrick, listening to the New
Drake, and I see he's grillingin his driveway and I acknowledge him.
I'm like, okay, I seeyou. Yeah, it's that time.
And he's responding like, yes,sir. I'm like, man, it
is the perfect day, Like yougotta do it. I'm like, yeah,

(01:53:59):
man, all right, have ablessed day. And I hit the
corner and I keep walking and thenall of a sudden, I hear hey,
hey. I turned around. He'slike, hey, boss man,
Hey, boss man, you wanta wing? And I'm like, nah,
I don't eat me, but ifyou got fish, I swing back
and he just put his head down. He looks so defeated and walked away.

(01:54:24):
And that's my first impression with thisguy who I've never seen before.
Seems like a pretty cool guy.And I'm like, you should I have
just took the wing. Yeah,he thinks you're a sick yet, but
in my mind, why I'm notgonna eat it? And if he gives
me the wing, don't I lookcrazier? If I don't bite it right
there. You can't just take thewing like Okay, I'm on my lane.
He's looking at you. He's lookinghim up and down, mike,

(01:54:45):
and he's going you eat me.Come on. Yeah. That's that man's
pride and joy right there. That'sit. He would be grilling right out
front for the world to see withmusic going, if he didn't want somebody
to walk up and go, man, what's your grilling and just take a
BikeE just take a bite, likeas a as a guy who grills himself,
as a guy who goes through alot of tailgates, and I would

(01:55:08):
immediately have eaten. I would havesat too long and tons of food.
I think you gotta take a bite, or at least take it with you.
But that that's even weirder to mebecause I feel like wings are a
communal food. If a guy isoutside grilling and he offers you a wing,
you have to eat that wing rightthere in front of his face because
of your point. He wants toknow what you think. He's a grill

(01:55:30):
master. He wants to see myreaction when I bite into this Christy wing.
If I just take it and putin a napkin, and say thank
you, kind sir, I'm gonnatake this to go. We have neighbors
that are really sweet. They livedown the street and they make treats for
our dogs. Okay, they maketreats for the dogs, and they the

(01:55:51):
little kids bring them up and they'rethe greatest kids too. They're like,
seriously, this family is almost toogood to be true. They're so beautiful
and they bring the tree up forthe dogs, and it's funny. I
think to myself, in a totallydifferent note, should I feed the dogs
the treats in front of them sothey can see the dogs in them?
But I also then worry. Idon't know if they want your dogs to
shut up in the Yeah. Butif somebody offered me food, I take

(01:56:16):
food. Somebody offers me something,except for in our office potlucks because one
of the ladies has a cat,and I swear to you, got I'm
always like, there's a cant hairin this thing, So you take I
take food so much. I tookthe muffin from the Airbnb guy. I
didn't eat it, but I stilltook it. Yeah, because you were
because you don't want him to seethat you turn it down. It makes
you look like you were you know, yeah, yeah, So it was

(01:56:40):
his muffin wrapped in cellophane, butlike, remember he rapped Remember he wrapped
it separately. It was one ofthe cost Co packages of muff See,
if you wrap it to me,that gives you the ability to say,
I'm gonna take this to go becauseI don't want to unravel it in front
of you. Then it's a wholething wings fresh off the grill that screams
you have to eat this in myface. Here's here is a secondary question

(01:57:04):
that you can throw out there tothe listeners too. If your barbecuing in
your backyard and your neighbor is asclose as the neighbor our neighbors are,
where the neighbors are really you knowright there? Do you feel obligated to
invite them to eat your food withyou? If you're having like I say,
I get together or something like,is that is there an obligation to

(01:57:24):
go he try something. No.No, And I love my neighbors so
much, but I don't think thatI don't I don't think I've ever felt
obligated to be like, hey,Jane and Keith, come over and have
a burger or whatever. I don'tknow when when that first barbecue scent hits
the air in summertime almost turned intoa cartoon character where you see that smoke

(01:57:48):
and it's like it travels underground throughthe window, sneaks under your nose,
and like it is that alone isthe invitation. That's such a good visual.
That is a great visual. Howyou doing Courtney? Hi? Hi
guys. So I just wanted tosay, keV you are such a cool
guy. I listen to the showevery day. I love that you join,

(01:58:10):
and it's so nice to know youalso have awkward moments. I'm such
an awkward person when I walk aroundmy neighborhood, I'm chill dean, so
like everybody knows my mom, everybodyknows like my family, but I can't
recognize anybody. So I never knowshould I wave high? Should I not
wave high? Is it bad?Is it good? And I like live

(01:58:30):
with these and I'm like what shouldI have done? I don't know?
And so to hear keV also isjust like, dang, should I have
taken the wings? Should I nothave said? I'm like tesctarian, it
feels great. Thank do you questionfor you? Do you ever get mad?
If you wave at a neighbor drivingby in the car and they don't
wave back, because that pisses meoff. I'm not gonna lie, Yeah

(01:58:50):
it does. I'm like, God, why did you have to make this
awkward even if you don't know me? Couldn't you have just waited, like
what have you a tree? Justbe nice? Dang? So, Courtney,
would you have have taken the wingfrom the neighbor or would you do
like me and just kind of notI would have been like things, Man,
I don't eat me, but Iappreciate it, and then maybe the

(01:59:11):
next time around I would have offeredhim something I didn't know. I'm an
awkward person as a cooler persons.Hi, Hi, the first time call
her a long time? Were youembarrassed to say that? At first?
You were kind of a little Yeah. I had to think about it because

(01:59:34):
I mean, you know, butit would have been the first time to
get it. I love it.What's happening? Okay? I got two
things? So care here was asolution. You could have said, don't
eat me, but your fiance does, and you could have took one that's
deep. Yeah, but either way, I guarantee you this. He seemed

(01:59:57):
like a genuine guy. I don'tthink he was defeated because you didn't taste
it. He was defeated because hecouldn't serve you. Next time you walk
by, there'll be a famine onthat grill. Oh could you imagine that
would be warrantee? It really likeamazing that the guy had that much forethought
to make something for you. He'snever gonna not have famine again, just

(02:00:19):
because he couldn't serve you, andthe next guy that walked by might want
it. Imagine if you walk upand you're like super full because you just
date, You're like, man,I just that was great though, Victoria,
what's up? Hey? I justwanted to share that we how our
backyards were back to back to ourneighbors and we don't have like a privacy

(02:00:41):
fence. It's just like a regularfence, so we could see into each
other's backyards. Well, they werethrowing one of their graduates their their open
house, so you know, theyhad the music going, they were the
food, and so we were justshowing another backyard. But they invited us
over and we were they were givingus food as the party was going going
on. So we were just sittingif you became part of the party,
like it was two whole backyards,did you feel obligated to give the kid

(02:01:05):
a grad check or something. No, they were just very like we talked
to them all the time, soit's not like we didn't know them,
but you know, but it wasjust cool because, you know, it
just reminded me of that that,you know, because we were just mine
our own business, and they werejust oh no, come to sme over,
come over, and so basically theirparty poured over and to our backyard.

(02:01:26):
It was just a big old party. Oh that's cool. That's that's
nice that you guys have nice neighborslike that must be nice. I have
a neighbor that every time I askhim if he wants to eat my chicken
wings, he always turns him down. That's a big day catching cheaters.
I'm proud of it. I'm sorry. Get your home for wore the roses

(02:01:48):
unload Joe in the morning. Chloethinks that her husband is cheating on her,
and it's because somebody told you.Yeah, this woman and his job
hidn't call me and sold me andI don't know, all right, So
she called you up out of theblue, just to let you know that

(02:02:09):
something was going on. Yeah,just you know, kind of blindsided there,
just out of the blue. She'son the phone with us right now
too. Oh, Angela, you'reyou're cool with coming on with us and
talking to us. I'm here,Hi, Angela, say hey to Chloe.
Hi Chloe, Hi Angela. Chloewas telling us that you called her

(02:02:35):
to tell her that there was emailsthat were going around, and in the
emails it says that or somehow showsthat Chloe's husband is cheating on her.
What does the email say? Hesent it to our friend Beyonca, our
co worker Bianca, talking about themhooking up. Sound like it's been going

(02:03:00):
on for a little while now becausethey sound very personal. Also saw a
couple of inappropriate photos as well.How did you see all of this?
I believe they accidentally see seed me. I had never been I've never received
the email like this before, soonce I read down and started reading,

(02:03:24):
I realized it was a mistake.They did not mean to see me,
but somehow I got in there.Very old school I saw was most inappropriate.
Yeah, it's old school, becauseI mean, how romantic is it
to send through company mail sex?You know, right? And not text

(02:03:45):
like what was being sent on text? If that was being sent to email,
like, that's monitored by your ITdepartment, So aren't they seeing it
too? Are you guys a bigcompany? You work for a big company
or is it a mom pie?We're a medium side company. I'm in
administration, Bianca works on the floor, and then Tim is like one of

(02:04:09):
our sales reps. All of usare in different departments, but those two
departments work hand in hand. CanI ask a quick question, what made
you decide to call Chloe and tellher this and not go to you know,
the bosses, the higher ups anddeal with it that way. Well,

(02:04:34):
I normally wouldn't even get involved,but I just had this happen to
me where I caught my husband cheating, found out he had been cheating with
the same damn woman for over fifteenyears. So did get hit home with
me? Okay? And the onlyreason I'm doing this is to help another

(02:04:56):
woman, simply simply because I wishif someone had told me, all right,
here's what we're going to do.We're going to call up Chloe's husband.
We're going to see where he's goingto send a dozen free roses I'm
going to ask you, Chloe inyou Angela, to mute your phones so
that he doesn't here's somebody else onthe phone. Okay, Chloe, you

(02:05:21):
good with that? Yeah, I'mokay, Okay, both you guys mute
your phones right now, and we'regoing to see where He's going to send
a dozen free roses, and we'rehoping that the roses go to Chloe.

(02:05:45):
Hello. Hi, I'm looking forTim speaking Hi Tim. My name is
Nicole and I'm calling from a newonline floral company called Ruses bloom dot com
with an offer for some free flowersfor you if you have less than a
minute to answer some survey questions.Just two survey questions for me. We're
going to give you a dozen longstemmed red roses that can be sent to

(02:06:06):
the person of your toys anywhere inthe country, totally free of charge to
you. I'm not going to askyou for credit card information or anything like
that. We're just trying to spreadthe name about our new business and hope
that you have somebody that you mightwant to send some free roses to a
survey Yep, it's just two quicksurvey questions. Okay, have you purchased

(02:06:31):
flo Have you purchased flowers in thelast six months? Tim? Yes?
Okay? And do you plan onpurchasing flowers in the next six months?
Come one unlikely? Yes? Okay. As a thank you for participating in
that roses bloom dot com survey,I'm now authorized to provide you with that
dozen long stemmed red roses. SoI'm going to go ahead and get a

(02:06:55):
first and a last name of whoyou want to ship these two And just
so you're aware they they will goout this afternoon. You need a first
in the last name of who they'regoing to go to. I would like
to send them to Bianca, okay. And what is Bianca's number? Uh?

(02:07:23):
I have to look it up.I don't love my heart. Give
me a second US three mm hmmmmm hmm okay. And what is Beianca's

(02:07:45):
relationship to you? Do I haveto tell you that? Well? I
have to be just a friend,okay. I just want to make sure
make you aware that you are gettinga dozen long stem ed read roses.
So I always check when somebody tellsme they're sending them to a friend,
that is not going to be misconstrued. Is that okay? Still that's a

(02:08:09):
friend, okay, all right,And we also offer something unique at roses
boom dot com. And in lieuof a paper card to be sent with
the flowers, we're gonna We're gonnahave you record a digital voice card and
so when the flowers get delivered,Bianca is going to receive a text message
saying she has a delivery, andthen she's going to be able to play

(02:08:30):
this little voice recording that I'm aboutto record here with you. Okay,
okay, all right, all right, I'm going to count you down and
then say whatever you want. Three, two one, Hi, Bianca.
You know I'm thinking about Tim missingyou. Hope to see you soon,
okay. And Tim, I alsohave to let you know that this call

(02:08:52):
is being recorded for quality and trainingpurposes. Are you okay with that?
Yeah? Okay, okay, Tim, I'm gonna come on to wrap up
the call for us here and sendoff those flowers. Okay, that was
good. First though, I didyou need to let you know one last

(02:09:13):
thing? And what is that thatwhile you've been sending the flowers, uh
to Bianca, that your wife Chloehas been listening into this phone conversation and
just heard you send another woman roses? What kind of boos? What is
this? See? You deserve nothing? Who is this Tim? This is

(02:09:43):
Tim? This Tim administration. Tim. This is the Mojo in the Morning
Show. And Chloe contacted us becauseshe had heard that something was going on
with you, and she suspected thatit was one of your coworkers. I

(02:10:09):
don't understand what's going on. Chloecontacted the Mojo in the Morning Show to
see if we could see where youwould send a dozen free roses. Yeah,
and it was because and it wasbecause a coworker of yours told Chloe
that there was something going on betweenyou and Bianca. What co worker,

(02:10:33):
Angela? Angela you're talking about?Why are you? Why? Why are
you here? Why are you cheatingon your wife? And let me tell
you something. You involved me inyour business when I got your nasty little

(02:10:54):
emails that you're senting to Bianca.Yeah, I don't think you knew you'd
see see me in on your littlefairy tale. Chloe. Who hung up?
He hung up the phone. Chloe. Oh, Chloe, Chloe,

(02:11:24):
We're sorry about that. Let's tryto Let's see if we can get him
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(02:12:07):
in the Morning Online Oldo on theMorning dot com Ojo on the Morning,
Shoe Wore the Roses. A wifejust heard that her husband sent flowers to
one of his coworkers. Now,the suspicion of what was going on with
him and this coworker came when shegot a phone call from a person from

(02:12:28):
his company that said, I amactually right now in my hand holding what
looks like your spouse cheating with somebodythat we work with, and that is
Angela who is on with us,and Chloe, who are on with us.
Chloe's the wife. Angela, yousay you just recently went through this.

(02:12:50):
What kind of advice can you giveto Chloe who just heard this a
second ago. Be strong, don'ttake him back, cook up with me,
and let's go have some cocktails.Let's move on, Angela. Do

(02:13:11):
you worry about what's gonna happen whenyou go to work and you're with these
guys. Well, all I knowis to keep my mouth shut. Like
I said, I normally don't getinvolved in none of this kind of stuff.
I don't do that. But Ithink you're already involved though. That's
the only problem now. Now,well what I'm saying, but if it's

(02:13:33):
in my face, I'm gonna haveto say something. I don't think she
did anything wrong. I know,I don't think you did anything wrong.
But I think that now we gotsome office drama that that you got to
deal with. Yeah, especially withso I shall be pondering. I shall

(02:13:54):
be pondering what shall be done.I mean, let's try to Let's see
we can get him back on thephone. Try to get Tim back on
the phone. Hang out one second, HELLU, Tim, do you have

(02:14:24):
anything that you have anything to sayto Chloe. I will talk to you
when I get home. Chloe,what do you want to say? I
don't have anything to say, Chloe. We'll talk when I when I get
home. I don't know you,Chloe. I'm sorry, but we'll talk.

(02:14:48):
And I don't know why Angela ishe should be worried about her own
marriage. Wow, Angela, whatdo you want to say to him?
All I want to know is whyare you cheating on your wife? And

(02:15:09):
you involved me in this you listen, you involved me in this business when
you sent me to mash the emailsand I read every last one of them,
saw every picture. You guys aredoing this song company email. Man,

(02:15:33):
the interaction between those guys was wascrazy. War of the roses,
Wendy, good morning, Good morning. Your thoughts on this one? You
just heard the war of the rosesfor this? I got a lot of
them. But first of all,Angela is a total hiero for letting Chloe
know more. Women need to sittogether and inform one another. They see

(02:15:56):
some kind of craziness like they're goingon, and him has a lot.
I'm a nerve being mad at Angela. She's an idiot, she's busted and
he's mad, Angela. I hopeColley leaves him in the dusk. Don't
you think though, that this isgoing to cause problems for her going into

(02:16:16):
work? I mean, how doyou go into work with I hope,
I hope it doesn't. But youknow, at the end of the day,
she's in the wrong. She's notin the wrong. He's in the
wrong. Yeah, that's no.I listen. I agree one hundred percent.
Erica, though, that does haveone thing that she's upset with Angela
about. What was that? Erica? Yeah, I think Angela just spoke
up too soon. She didn't giveChloe a chance. But then I also

(02:16:39):
feel like, because she's fresh offof her own divorce, she's not too
much vigor in them behind her hertalk, Yeah to him, But then,
also, how does she get Chloe'sphone number? She's an administration.
She could put her job in Jeffardyif she got it through his record.
Yeah, that's what I wonder.Well, I wonder also if it sent
your company emails? Did you nothave to report that to your boss?

(02:17:01):
But that's why I asked a question. You know, big corporations and stuff,
they would not be happy with that. Yeah, no, they wouldn't.
I just hope they don't love theirjobs over this, because who knows
how she got Chloe's number and youknow him sending it the company email,
so they both they both make getin trouble. So I'll know she kinded
the call and how she had choseto post this. I mean, I

(02:17:22):
hope she doesn't get in trouble forit. Thank you for the call,
Eric, I appreciate you. What'sup, Alissa? Hi? How are
you hi? So my opinion hereis I felt like in the beginning Chloe
was not really like believing instead ofbeing angry, and so I just really
hope that she's not going to believehim and take him back, because I

(02:17:43):
feel like she's kind of like inthe middle where she might still believe what
he says and then go back.But I hope she's strong. I don't
know. I think we when wegot done talking to her, she just
seems so emotionally torn about the wholething. So yeah, and you can
tell he's like charging, like readyto I just feel like he's gonna say
it. He's gotta say, Rob, what's up? Rob? It's Mojo

(02:18:05):
and everybody are Shannon and Megan andMike I love listening to the show and
have over here getting mad at hiscoworker Angela. And if Angela, you
know, she didn't have to worryabout it, Like if I was in
that situation and did the same thing, I just go to HR. There's
got to be some sort of company, you know, Shelton that says you
can't send those emails. So ifhe wants to, you know, it's

(02:18:28):
saying Angela, she should be worriedabout our marriage. Well he shouldn't have
sent it on a company email becauseyou know, he should be really worrying
about his job now, because Ireally hope she don't take him back either.
Yeah, thank you. Who's inthe background talking? Are you just
doing work right now? Or whatdo you get going? No, it's
my Becky. Oh so she wasjust commenting back. Do you guys so
you guys listen to this together?Then yes we do. We're actually dropping

(02:18:48):
our dot off at school. Doesthe ward the rousers ever caused fights between
you and Becky? Does it evercause bites? No? We laugh at
how stupid these guys. Most mostguys, I mean, I know there's
women too, but yes, becauselisten, if you had a chance to
send a dozen for your roses.Who would you be sending them to.
Oh, they'd be going to Becky, But right, right answer? All

(02:19:11):
right, love to day Becky.Joey. Hey, hey, yeah,
I'm totally against this man. Angelajust needs to go and mind her own
business. Don't get involved in people'smarriage. Just sit back, ignore the
email. Life goes on, sweetheart. You know I wouldn't want to know.
I wouldn't want to go ahead andtell, Like, go ahead and
call my friend and say, hey, man, so it was like your

(02:19:33):
wife is cheating on you. Justlet it go for till you didn't see
anything. Don't as, don't tell, keep it moving. So you got
best friends, Joey, you gotguys in your life that you considered to
be brothers. Of course I do. Let them do what they gotta do.
A question for you my business?So, Joey, if your wife
was cheating on you and one ofthose guys that you call your brother knew

(02:19:54):
and didn't tell you, that wouldbe okay for you. Let me tell
you what's going to happen. Everythingis going to shaw eventually. One day,
everything's going to show up one day, sick. Don't take for long.
I agree, because I'd rather findout today that my girl is cheating
the three months from now. Don'tget involved because now me and my boy
are going to have conflicts, rightNo, not if he stood up.

(02:20:15):
That's why he's my brother in thefirst place, because I trust him with
her. They both got to goingthat watch West. Yeah, that's that's
not a bad situation. All right, We're well. Listen. I appreciate
your phone call, and thank youfor calling. Joey and you love you

(02:20:37):
all. The number one. Thisis the home of the second Date of
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Ju in the Morning. In theMorning's Dirty on the We're gonna get you
caught up on what's trending in theDirty on the thirty. Here it's Mojo

(02:21:00):
in the Morning. What's going on? Okay? There with me? We
have a lot of stuff for thissturdy, so I'm going to start with
this huge story today. Miss tenussaUma Sophia sia Steva announced her resignation yesterday,
just two days after Miss USA NoeliaVoight announced her resignation. In a
statement posted on Instagram, the eleventhgrader said she decided to resign because her

(02:21:24):
personal values no longer fully align withthe direction of the organization. This is
a clip from when she was competingin the Miss Tenusa paget. I didn't
always feel accepted, which is whyI wrote my children's book, The White
Jaguar, and I was able tomake it multi lingual to represent my cultures.
And I want to share the messageto empower people to embrace what makes

(02:21:45):
them unique. Miss Usa. NoeliaVoid cited the need to protect her mental
health in her resignation announcement a coupleof days ago, and also, eagle
eyed people on the internet I lovewhen this happened happens noticed that in her
message to fans, if you takethe first letter of every sentence, it

(02:22:07):
spells out the phrase I am silenced. So there is a lot more to
the story and a lot more aboutthis organization that I think is going to
come out over the next couple ofdays. This is breaking, by the
way right now. I just sawit just a second ago in the Daily
Mail that they now have a replacementfor Miss teen USA. I personally believe

(02:22:33):
because some people out there in ournation don't have that, and I believe
that our education like such as aSouth Africa and Iraq everywhere, like such
as Chris Jenner revealing that doctors discovereda tumor. In an upcoming clip from

(02:22:54):
the fifth season of Hulus the Kardashians, I had my skin. They've failed
to assist in like a little tumor. Kendall and Kylie having a very reaction
to music. Soho, hey Otani, his former interpreter, has agreed to
flead guilty to two federal charges inconnection with that gambling scandal, a scandal

(02:23:16):
that could send him to prison formore than thirty years. Yeah. Yeah.
Under a plea agreement, the interpreterI cannot pronounce his name, so
I'm just gonna keep calling him theinterpreter. But he will be required to
pay almost seventeen million bucks in restitutionto show hey Otani and more than a
million dollars to the irs. Again, Otani has not been accused of any

(02:23:39):
sort of wrongdoing, and supposedly there'sno sign that he was aware of what
his interpreter was doing. Did yousee who one of his bookies quite possibly
could have been or one of thepeople helping them with the bets? One
of the husbands from the Real Housewivesof oc Oh. They say, yeah,
one of the guys, he hisname was on a bunch of the
uh the withdrawals. I guess thatwe're going from show Hayes account. Can

(02:24:03):
you imagine if the plea deal withthirty years what he was facing. To
me, it's still a cover up. The guy gets no time at all.
It's because Sho Hey o Tani isthe actual true gambler. He's about
seventeen more million. Yeah. Yeah. Do you take thirty million and thirty
years and seventy million in debt forsomebody that's your life? Well yeah,

(02:24:24):
show Hey's probably paying them off onthe side. That's it. That's your
life. Still I agree with you. Yeah. Jason Kelsey talking about Tom
Brady's decision to be roasted on theNew Heights podcast yesterday, would you subject
yourself to a roast Tom Brady style? Of course? That was unbelievable.
First off, I commend everybody becausenobody seemed to get like their feelings hurt.

(02:24:45):
I just do not get the roast. I don't understand why people do
them because it's commedy is good.I really don't get it. I don't
get why people do roast. Idon't get why they're staying ha. Yeah,
yeah, my family's ruined. It'sso funny. Everyone laughing. It's
great, Yeah, having fun right, Please know I laugh at all these
jokes. They went hard making funof Gronk on there as well. Tom

(02:25:09):
also lost thirty million in crypto,Tom, how did you fall for that?
Even Gronk was like me, knowthat not real money. It's a
great joke. God, thirty milscrazy. It's probably why he did the
roast. Neflix gave him a thirtymilback. All right, take it back,
I'll do a roast Tom. Wecould all see Kelsey, Jason,

(02:25:30):
No, Travis right in on thisbeing roasted. Yeah. I want to
see Taylor get roasted. I don'tyou take it. People would not allow
that to That would be amazing ifshe had the sense of humor to do
that and to take it. Imean, who would have thought Tom Brady
would want to get roasted? Butthat was awesome. If she chose to
sit in that hot seat, thatprobably would be the most of you.

(02:25:52):
Even it'd be the Kim Kardashian,it would be uh Kanye West coming.
Oh yeah, every access might haveenough seating big story this morning. Ascension
hospitals in Michigan and really across theUnited States were hit hard yesterday by a

(02:26:13):
cyber attack. In a statement postedon its website, Ascension says, at
this time, we continue to investigatethe situation. Access to some systems have
been interrupted. As this process continues. People are speaking on the condition of
anonymity, like staff members and doctorsfrom inside Ascension Michigan. One doctor said,
we have no access to medical records, no access to labs, no

(02:26:35):
access to radiology or X rays,no ability to place orders. We have
to write everything on paper. Onenurse said, it's like the eighties or
nineties. You go to the Xray room to look at the X rays
on film, you call the labto tell what the results are over the
phone. But they all said they'vebeen training for something like this to happen
for a long time, so they'reprepared. But if it is a non

(02:26:58):
life threatening situation, are recommending peopleto go to other hospitals. This is
like, really scary that United Healthcaregets, you know, knocked in they're
doing now the hospitals. Remember wetalked before about the cyber terrorism being the
thing that was worse than even likea war like they're they talk about like
our water systems and you know,just our aviation. Can you imagine that

(02:27:22):
they took down all of the planes, you know, and took down their
whole signals to be able to learnhow to land or to just think about
the internet, It's crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to navigate home
facts seriously, would be like,I don't have ways, How am I
going to get How do I getto my house? Do you know how
often I literally go Siri, wheream I right now? The city am

(02:27:46):
I in? And lastly, Ispoiled this for you already this morning in
the five at six fifty five,but I wanted you to hear her sing
last night. I'm the masked singerwe heard from the Poodle Moth. I
don't know where they get these charactersfrom there, as far want to do.

(02:28:09):
If you are a fan or we'rea fan, I should say of
the show this is us. Itwas Christy Max who was unmasked as computer
for all of today's dirty. Youcould catch up on the podcast on the
iHeartRadio app or Moji in the Morningdot Com. Get more jurded Mojo in
the Morning dot Com Mojo in themorning's dirty. I'm a thirty mojo in

(02:28:37):
the morning. When you overhear somethingthat you should not be overhearing, like
another person's conversation, do you justsit there and pretend like you're not hearing
it and just get ever a bitcloser. Shannon had this happen to her.
You were what, you were pickingsomething up at a little carry out
order last was I was. Andyou know how at some places, at

(02:28:58):
some restaurants, you have to likego and wait in the bar area for
your carry out to come from thekitchen. So that was the situation here.
And so I'm waiting and I'm likescrolling on Instagram, as we all
probably do in those situations, andI was treated to a conversation that was
happening at the bar between a womanand her male friend. They were not

(02:29:22):
together. She made it very veryclear that she was a lesbian, but
they I don't know if they kneweach other or what the situation was.
But she also made it very clearthat she was real horny, okay,
and was so horny that she didnot know what to do with herself and
how she was going to like makesomething happen to make herself feel better.

(02:29:46):
And I'm listening to this going sheis talking really loud and in very graphic
detail about the things that she wantsto do to satisfy her sexual urges.
Interesting, yes, And how didshe make it clear that she was not
with that guy? Like why whatwas that? Well, she was talking

(02:30:07):
about encounters with girls, Okay,a girl. I don't know if it
was more than one girl, butshe was being specific horny. That's interesting.
So she's so, she han,So you're just sitting there, what
you order? I ordered a chickensandwich? Okay? At that point,
do you want your order to comeout late or yeah? I almost pulled

(02:30:30):
a mojo and did like a voicememo, you know, so you could
hear part of the conversation, Butit was so darn loud in there.
I don't think you were able tohear just her her talking about Yeah,
but she wanted to be taken careof. You must have known the bartender
too, like she must be aregular at this place, because then the
bartender whose female, came over andstarted talking with her about it, and
that was her conversation. If you'rein the service industry, if you're in

(02:30:52):
the service industry. Can you dous a favor tell us do you listen
to the conversations that are going onthe tables and do you like pay attention
to them? Because there have beentimes where you're sitting at a table and
you know you're having a conversation whenI say you're me, and you wonder
if they're hearing you, because assoon as we're like, oh, there,
they come back and you have toawkwardly like stop right when you're when

(02:31:15):
you're talking eight four four Mojo Liveeight four four six sixty five six five
four eight the telephone number. Iam guilty of doing this, and especially
if Wes and I are together andwe always opt to sit at the bar
versus a table, and I lovewhen I know that people are on a
first date. I cannot pay attentionto anything that Wes says to me because
I'm trying to listen to the conversationof this couple that is on their first

(02:31:35):
date. It's always it's so interestingto me to then go are they going
to have a second date? Oris this and g is trying to get
out? Do you play the gameof first date, make or break?
Like if they're going to stay togetherlike completely and try them back stories?
Yeah, do you you are?Do you ever get involved if you're sitting
at the bar, Like, doyou say, hey, we were a

(02:31:56):
first date at a coffee shop?And what I mean is you never created
a backstory for him? Oh you'retalking about? Oh wait, what do
you do? Mike? Like,so when you see them and you can
tell they're on a first date,you try to give them a backstory.
How did they meet? Do youthink this is going to work? But
like why, Like what's their storybefore they met? Like what does she
do for a living? Where didshe meet him? Oh? Okay,

(02:32:16):
you know, but that's a goodgame to start playing. When you do
that, Mike, and you comeup with a story, do you ever
try to figure out how close youare and ask them a question. I'll
walk to the bar and order,like because we've seen him at the bar
before, so we walk up tothe bar or buy them and just kind
of try to listen in a littlebit and see what's going on. And
if you're right, yeah, youget a prize. What's going on?

(02:32:39):
Brittany High, Hi, fantastic.You're a server? Do you guys listen
in to the conversations. Absolutely,we do. What's the craziest thing that
you've ever overheard? A man anda woman sat down for dinner, and,
you know, quietly but also veryloud enough for us to hear,

(02:33:00):
argued about the fact that he hadjust cheated on her. I'm locked in.
Yeah. Do you at a restaurantand talk about that? I don't
know. Do you spin in hisin his uh clam chowder? You know?
Did I tell you when I wasserving? That would have caused me
to take the l on all othertables? Tips, you're getting terrible service

(02:33:24):
because I'm gonna hear all of thedetail. You keep the water so much.
Oh yeah, yeah, you keepgoing to the table just to overhear
and look at the facial expression.Yeah. Uh Jenny the bartender, bartender,
Jenny, what's going on him?Good? What's happening? You get
probably here some crazy crap, don'tyou. Oh, I've heard some good

(02:33:46):
stuff. And it's evident that majorityof the time, during weekdays, males
would come in with their wives.Nando weekends they would come in with their
girlfriends. And obviously I can't sayanything, but I was setting up one
day and we weren't quite open yet, And there was a couple that was
in there and he was looking aroundlike his wife was nearby, and all

(02:34:07):
I hear is you love me likeyou love your wife. And I just
stopped and looked up and I waslike, Oh, is this what happened?
Wow? Wow? Somebody told methat recently it was a person at
I think it might have been CapitalGrowth. One of the servers at Capitol
Grow told me that there's where Idon't know where you well, I don't

(02:34:30):
know if that's where you work,but they told me a similar story to
what you just said. And theysaid that the person came in and they
were they would come in with theirgirlfriend or whatever it was, and then
they came in with their wife,and it was like back to back.
That's awful. And all I thoughtof the entire time was can we check

(02:34:52):
the man's cholesterol? And he probablyhad out from eating all that estate.
It was definitely at them all,Wait, so, so do you work
across the hall from there? Imay have at some point. Okay,
that seems like a place. I'vebeen there. What's happening? What's going

(02:35:13):
on now? I mean I've beenthere with y what's up? Isabelle.
Hi. I was just you're whatwhere are you calling us right now?
Are you by the way, areyou at the bottom of the in a
submarine? Where are you? Sorry? I was it was on my car
play. I was as a bartenderand a server. I hear so many

(02:35:35):
different crazy stories. But one timeI was speaking this guy's order and he
was watching porn on his phone inpublic. In public. I mean I
could tell you the exact porn thathe was watching. It will good if
it was me a khalif I thinkI know who that guy is? What

(02:36:00):
really? So that's pretty crazy.Do you say anything to him like hey,
stop that? No? I justkind of like set the thing down
on his table and walked away,very slowly, trying not to Yeah,
that's what made you notice. Wasit the drums in the beginning? No?
No, it was he had hisway out in public like like,

(02:36:20):
no big deal, it didn't matterto him. Yeah that's crazy. Wait
where were his hands? His hands? Yeah, they were on the table,
thank god, thank god. Wasan invitation? Yeah, it was
just they would say something and seewhere he can take it. Wow,
Yeah that'd be interesting. Uh Renee, what's up? Hi? I am

(02:36:43):
not a server, but we caughtmy boyfriend shooting out how we went out
boy drinks to daytime and we werein a booth we couldn't see, like
he couldn't see. It was inthe boot and he so happy to sit
right by us, and he waslike, yeah, I'm leaving her for
you. It's oh your minds.We sit and listen to the whole conversation.
When we got done, she gotup and just tore her whole glass

(02:37:07):
of wine in his face. Ahdo you applaud at that moment? Or
what do you do? Oh?Yes? I was so happy because I
was telling her about it because I'ma good friend, because I would want
them to tell me that, likehe's a dog, and I'm telling her
to believe me. Yeah. Bythe way, the weirdest thing is when
your meal's over with and they wantthat booth to change over and you're still
there listening and here and everything.Catherine, what's happening? It's mojo in

(02:37:30):
the morning. What's happening? Longtimecaller, first time reverse knew I would
do this, Okay, what's goingon? Not much so well. I
was a bartender and server for aboutfifteen years and I definitely overheard a lot
of crazy things, but my favoritewas I served a group of local kinky

(02:37:54):
queers is what they called their group, and I would come over multiple times
to conversations all the weirdest things thatyou could think of, including mostly oh
really, but wow, it wasso weird. Oh yeah, I like
that. How do we become partof the group called the kinky Queers?

(02:38:15):
I think it's it's that's where Iwas it. Look them up. Well,
I was looking for like a rocksong to bring them in. I
don't know why. Please welcome thesaddest comedian I'm looking for. I'm looking
for a rock song to bring mehome. Out here go, you don't

(02:38:35):
cry for there we go. It'sMojo in the morning. Uh. You
have heard this gentleman on our showfor such a long many times, many
times, too many talent times tocount. He has scammed our listeners uh
over a two day process by makingpeople believe that there was limos full of

(02:38:56):
celebrities pulling up in front of theradio station. That's right, Tracy Morgan.
Also Christopher walk Hi, Christopher,how are you doing. I'm doing
great. I'm auditioning my jokes.Are you really I I am give me
one. Can you His jokes arecorny? His jokes are corny? Yes?
Do you have Do you have ajoke on you Christopher? I do.

(02:39:18):
It's a great joke that you cantell you kids, what's brown and
sticky? A stick? How Itold you these jokes were corny y,
corny and uh. And he isperforming in the metro Detroit area and Waterford,
Michigan. Of all places. What'sthe name of the comedy club?

(02:39:43):
I keep having to respond by sayingthis all my comedian friends for the last
week, like, where you goingnext? I'm like, I'm going to
Detroit. Where are you at?Well, let me just tell you,
Okay. The owner of the club, his name is Stan Okay, all
right, So that's why the nameof the club is One Night Stance.
That's and every comedian I know it'slike, oh that's cool man. It's

(02:40:05):
like, like, I remember oncehaving an issue. I've been really lucky.
I've only had an issue with gettingpaid once, and I had to
go into litigation to get my money. And it wasn't not getting paid and
having to go through the litigation thatbothered me. It was the fact that
I was having to fight in courtwith a club called t He's. That
was the shameful part that people werelike hearing that I was having to go

(02:40:28):
to court with. It's Craig Gas. Remember money. Craig Gas is in
studio with us to swear, asheard on the Howard Stern Show on Family
Guy, King of Queens all times, and he's the glazed donut guy on
Sex in the City. That's right, I forgot about that and the city.

(02:40:48):
I got to date one of thegirls on the show. That is.
Craig and I have been friends fora long time. I worked in
Tucson, Arizona. Craig is fromtwo s On Arizona, grew up in
t s On, Arizona. Todeath family, you were the only one
in your family that was able tohear. Yeah, I'm from New York,
right outside the Bronx, but wemoved to Tuo Songs because they have
a good school for the deaf there. But yeah, my whole family is

(02:41:09):
deaf. My mom and dad andmy sister are all completely deaf, and
growing up in a deaf family,I couldn't learn how to talk from my
family. I learned how to talkabout watching TV and copying all the voices
I heard on TV, and Ican always feel like the seriousness when I
start describing it. But man,that great story. That's where I got

(02:41:30):
my sense of humor, like deafpeople. Like. The most outrageous deaf
jokes I've ever heard of my lifewere from my sister. A few years
ago. We threw a surprise birthdayparty from my sister. And you can
argue that anything to deaf people isa surprise, but we threw a surprise
birthday party from my sister. Andafterwards, we're all sitting down to have
dinner and my sister, who's deaf, is sitting across the table from me.

(02:41:54):
She's signing to me and she wavesand says, do you want to
hear a good joke? And Isaid sure, and she went me too,
And I was like, I havenever been roasted harder than by people
who are that my sign name isjust physical and it's so inappropriate. They're

(02:42:15):
that will roast you. Oh yeah, yeah, sign language is brutal.
Yeah it's brutal, But yeah,dude, can I just comment really quickly?
As I was walking in, youguys were talking essentially about gossip about
walking past somebody's drama and dude,I love gossip. That is like you
live, don't you? Yeah,Dude, When I'm on stage sometimes you

(02:42:35):
see things going on in the audience. They're like like you'll see arguments happening
and people act like you're not lookingat that. You know, I need
to show will stop the show andcall them out only if if it's disruptive.
I mean, listen. Those thoseare the kind of stories that comedians
live for. I remember doing ashow once and this woman had like a
brochure that she was looking at,and I go, hey, what are

(02:43:00):
you doing. She's in the frontrow, and she goes, oh,
we're we're about to go on vacationnext month. We're trying to figure out
where we're going going to go.You're you're planning a vacation during my show?
Like that? Is that how badthis show is going? Like,
dude, I've done shows if someoneis not doing well, something like horrible's

(02:43:20):
going on in the audience. You'llhear maybe one or two people laughing in
the back, and that's usually theother comedians. I did a show once.
I did a show once in OklahomaCity. The guy who's opening for
me in Oklahoma City. He keepslooking over on the left side of the
stage like something is distracting him onthe left side of the stage, and
then he finally goes, ma'am am, I that ugly. You won't even

(02:43:41):
look me in the face, likeshe would even look like, what are
you freaking blind or something? No, oh, are you blind? The
whole crowd froze, and this guymade the most rookie mistake ever. He
tried to go right back into hisstand up. He said, so,
uh you guys, ever you evergo to Walmart? And people are like,

(02:44:01):
OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Nobody's laughing except me and two
other comedians in the back of theroom. The best bomb story ever is
Dane Cook has a story. Weall used to work at a club in
New York, Me and Dane andChappelle and Bill Burr. We used to
work at this place called the BostonComedy Club. Dane Cook has the greatest

(02:44:24):
bombing story where he had he hadto go on stage at one thirty in
the morning in front of six people, and one one of the six audience
members had all the groceries on theirtable. Because our doorman is a guy
named Bert Kreischer. He's now afamous guy. Wow. And Bert would
stand in front and he would barkat people and go, hey, comedy

(02:44:46):
show, copy show, you wannacome to Cobby show? And somebody why,
I said, I got groceries.I help you with groceries. Give
me the groceries. That's okay,the groceries. Middle So he walks this
guy in with all his groceries andDane Cook goes, are those groceries on
your table? And the guy goes, yeah, and I have ice cream
and it's melting, and he goes, oh so dam Trying to get through
his set, one of the sixaudience members, who is hammered, gets

(02:45:11):
up, starts stumbling over to therestroom, closes the door, and starts
violently vomiting. And you hear it, and the other five audience members are
looking over going what and you can'tnot acknowledge it that like every thirty seconds
they're hearing. Then there's awesome longpause and they all hear sh And the

(02:45:31):
guy comes back out to his seatand sits down, and Dane Cook goes,
are you okay? Are you okay? Are you feeling all right?
And the guy sat down and goesOh no, I just I had some
bad comedy. They just owned him. What did you think of the Brady

(02:45:56):
roast? That was great? Wasn'tthat a maze? Yeah? I loved
it. And I always knew thatTom Brady had a good sense of humor.
Yeah, because I've talked to him. I go to the Super Bowl
every year. Yeah, every year. For those that don't know this,
Craig. A lot of the footballplayers love Craig. They go to Craig's
shows if they're in town. Matterof facty'll be Lions players, I'm sure
at your show. And when hegoes he gets credentialed to go to Super

(02:46:18):
Bowl, and he just goes,goes around and just asks these guys the
most honestly inappropriate questions ever in themiddle of the press conferences. And you
have made actually you've made national newsand national sound bites from some of the
stuff that you've asked. This.I made it to ESPN several times.
I'll tell you the clean versions ofwhat I've DONEF you want to hear the
dirty versions, come out to onenight stands. And by the way,

(02:46:39):
the tickets, all right, getgasdot com, Get gas with two Wes's
dot com the Tom Brady I've justdone really innocent stuff with Tom, and
he's always played along. The firsttime I met Tom Brady and said,
tom, my name's Craig gas I'ma stand up comedian. You're so handsome,
right, Like when you look inthe mirror, does your reflection ever

(02:47:01):
just wink at you? Like,isn't that awesome? And he laughed and
ended up on ESPN. And thenhe comes back to the Super Bowl a
year later. And you know,from interviewing people multiple times, it's like,
how do I get something else outof this person? And so the
second and third and fourth time Istarted doing this thing where I said,
tom, my name is Craig Gassonthe stand up comedian. This is my
friend Jason. That's my friend Aaron. We were discussing the four of us

(02:47:24):
together as a group, and wewere ranking the four of us from most
handsome to least handsome. Obviously you'renumber one because you're Tom Brady, But
Tom, who would you rank asnumber two? And I pointed myself number
three and number four? And TomBrady actually said, wait, who who
am I ranking me and this guyand that guy with and Tom Brady said,

(02:47:46):
all right fan out and dude,I didn't do this on purpose.
I didn't do it consciously, butsubconsciously I started sucking in my gut and
pushing out my chain to be morehandsome for Tom Brady. That's awesome.
Yeah, And then we kept doingthat every year. And but the roast

(02:48:07):
man, it's like, have youguys ever done a roast? So Craig
Craigan, uh and I talked aboutdoing a roast of the moment Joe in
the Morning Show and we try actuallyremember, we had conversations, We talked
to Jeffrey Ross, we did thewhole deal, and then the you never
understand how much the venues end upcharging, right, Oh, that's it

(02:48:28):
fell apart, and then COVID happened, and then it didn't happen, and
it was actually I thought it wouldbe a great idea to for Breaking in
Christmas. We would raise money forBreaking Air and Christmas. And Craig is
like, here's the deal. We'reall gonna get together, We're gonna sit
around, and we're just gonna comeup with the most vile ways to make
fun of each and every one ofyou guys. And he was going through

(02:48:48):
this whole thing, and that's prettymuch what they do, right, and
then what they passed. Don't youshare jokes with each other or something like
that, like like guys will say, hey, I'll take that joke or
whatever, yes, and then there'sa team of writers that will write into
a pool of jokes for all thenon comedians, and all the non comedians
can go through the pool and say, oh, that's funny. Okay,
you like that, well then that'syours. Take that, that'll be that'll

(02:49:09):
be yours. And so we tryto make them look as good as possible,
and you rehearse with them and youlet them do it. But what's
crazy is how often people still walkout on that stage and don't realize you're
on the stage too. So we'reyour fair game, your fair game,
yeah, you know. And Ilook, my whole family's deaf. I'm
a huge target for growing up ina deaf family, and you just have

(02:49:31):
to practice that look of like haa, this doesn't hurt me at all.
I thought Tom Brady was a greatsport with the whole thing. That was
pretty amazing. He was not greatat perfecting that look of haha, this
doesn't hurt me because I feel likea lot of the GIZL jokes, especially
at the beginning. He knew hewas going to hear it afterwards. Yeah,
yeah, the jokes. Yeah,the jokes are brutal, and people

(02:49:52):
people you don't think will get theirhurt, their feelings hurt, get their
feelings hurt. At least Lampanelli gother feelings rose and she was the Queen
of mean. But it's just sometimesthe joke's cut a little bit too hard
on people. Let me ask you, because we're almost done with the show
and stuff like this, but wehaven't had Tracy Morgan hang out with a

(02:50:15):
newly married Shannon though. Tracy,did you know that she got married last
weekend? Yeah? You missed youropportunity, Tracy. So how are we
going to celebrate? How about this, Shannon, come out to One night
Stands. We'll film a porn onthe parking lot. You want to see
a comedy show, go inside Onenight Stands. You want to be in
a movie called Men in Back.Come out to the white handy van in

(02:50:39):
the parking lot. By the way, my favorite story from you is Tracy
Morgan, because Tracy, you knowyou'd play New York and do all the
stuff. You'd be on Howard Sterntalking doing Tracy Morgan after the whole Walmart
thing Walmart truck thing and him becomingrich. Was listening to you doing Tracy
on Howard Show, and he wouldgo and tell like he said, like

(02:51:00):
he's met me, seen me,and said, okay, yeah, I
know who that guy is. Butthen he also says, I know there's
also a guy named Craig Gas thatdoes an impression of me, and he
hasn't he that? Do I havetime to tell the Adam Levine story?
Yes? Absolutely, Okay, sothere's a prank being played on Adam Levine.
This is nuts. I've been tellinga story on stage that I'm not

(02:51:22):
supposed to tell. It's just sucha good story, so I just leave
the name of the artists out.Is it a true story, It's it's
not only a true story, it'sinsane and it's funny. It actually involves
the band you played giving me thelead up to when I walked in the
studio. It's a friend of mineis in a band that is one of
the biggest, most iconic MTV bandsof all time. I will just say

(02:51:46):
that. And they were doing afestival tour across Europe. Years ago,
the headlining band was ac DC,and the singer of a CDC went into
the band's dress room to say helloto them, and the band is getting
ready to go on stage, sothey're like half naked getting ready to go
on stage, and Brian Johnson,the singer of ACDC, is apparently a

(02:52:07):
really friendly guy. He's working theroom. He's looking around and they sees
the drummer of the band and hestarts staring at him, and then he
finally walks over and goes, ay, man, did you know you've got
a giant penis on your back?Man? And the drummer looks him goes,
what are you talking about? Hegoes, you're tattoo. It's a
big penis, and the drummer explainsit's a dragon. It's an angry dragon.

(02:52:33):
He goes, I know it's adragon, but look it looks like
you got two things on the bottomof it. And now the whole band's
looking at him, going, ohmy god, dude, turn around,
hold on, hold on. They'reall taking pictures and they're like, look
see how on the bottom it lookslike two things on the bottom. And
now he's looking at the tattoo forthe first time, going what the hell

(02:52:54):
when his singer looks at him andgoes, dude, I'm not trying to
be a jerk, Okay, I'mjust I'm just real looking at your tattoo
for the first time, and Igotta be honest. It does not look
like your dragon is breathing fire.It looks much much worse. And he
thinks they're messing when he goes,shut up, come on, it's time
to rock. Let's get on stage. I'm gonna put my shirt on,

(02:53:16):
let's get out of Abody knows whathe saw, and he calls the tattoo
shop in the United States the nextday and he goes, hey, you
think it's funny you're putting a bigpenis on you? And this is what
he hears from the tattoo shop.Yeah, listen, we we had a
lot of complaints about that guy.Apparently he was putting penises on everybody,

(02:53:39):
and we sat him down. Wesat him, remember that a couple of
weeks ago. We sent him andsay, hey, be honest, hold
on, be honest. Are youyou're putting penises on people? When you're
doing And the guy said, canI make a phone call. We said
go ahead, and he fled.He this is my favorite line story.
This guy left a trail of dickeverywhere. Listen, next time you come

(02:54:03):
back. Okay, well we'll coverup. No charge. I mean that
that's a big penis, but we'llcouple the next The next day, he
has another show date with his bandand he hasn't seen his bandmates in forty
eight hours. He walks into thedressing room and he can feel everybody's eyes
on him, and he goes,I got everyone's asking questions, like,

(02:54:24):
dude, I thought you were friendswith that guy. He goes, I
love that guy. I mean hedid a couple of my tattoos, but
we used to party together. That'swhy I don't understand. Why would he
do that to me? And someonewho was paying attention said a couple of
your tattoos and he goes, yeah, I thought I thought he just did
the dragon. No, he didmy dragon, but he also did my

(02:54:45):
uh oh Jesus on my leg hedid, and everyone froze, and he
went his pants, pulled his pantsout. They're all looking at the tattoo.
The drummer is the first one tonotice. He goes, oh my
god, he had no idea.He had a tattoo of Jesus, Oh
aroused, Oh Jesus shut? Andwhere does this story is going forever?

(02:55:09):
Where is the Adam Levine part ofthis story? That is the story I've
told on stage? And then Iget a phone call from a friend of
mine who works from Maroon five,and he said, I got the greatest
story for you. You know thestory that you tell on stage about the
tattoo, the big penis. Yah. Yeah, And he goes, there's
a guy who makes guitars for AdamLevine and he called me up one day

(02:55:31):
and said, hey, did youever get the guitar I sent you last
month? And I said, yeah, Adam loves it. He plays it
every night on stage. And hegoes, well, you guys never called
me. And he goes, well, there's nothing wrong with the guitar.
And he goes, I feel reallybad about this. Don't tell him.
But you know, your comedian friendthat does the story about the penis tattoo,

(02:55:52):
You need to look at that guitar. It's covered in penises and it's
got a bunch of hidden penises.Pictures are on my Instagram page. This
guitar it's a bouquet of flowers,okay, and it's covered in penises.
And Adam Levien is playing this guitarevery night my Instagram at Craig Gas Comedy

(02:56:16):
at Craig Gas Comedy with two s'sand you'll see the post. You'll see
Adam Levine playing the guitar on stagewith a penis guitar with it just looks
like a piz guitar with a bunchof flowers. Okay, crag gas at
one night Stands in Waterford. Youcan get your tickets, and again,
what is your website for the tickets? Getgas dot com. Get gas with
two wes's dot com. And ifyou want to see the pictures, it's

(02:56:39):
on Instagram at Craig Gas Comedy withtwo s's. And the pictures get closer
and closer, right, isn't it? It's insane And Adam Levine is playing
this guitar every night. He hasa penis. It's a penis guitar.
You in the morning has a shopfor you to win one thousand dollars.
Your bills is on. All right, We're going to do pay your bills

(02:57:01):
here right now. The word issee where it says ten Am right there,
can Christopher walk in or actually haveAdam Sandler read the word? What
is the word they should enter onMojo on the Morning dot Com right next
to ten am, right up onthe wall. There you got it?
And oh, I'm doing Adam Sandler. Let's do win shitty, do win

(02:57:24):
win win win. Going to thatright now on Mojo on the Morning dot
Com. Craig can't go to yourcomedy show tomorrow. I have to go
on Saturday because tomorrow night is ourMojo in the Morning Hotel hookup party.
We're having a party at the CambriaHotel in downtown Detroit. Megan's a little
salty with this party, which,by the way, if you want to

(02:57:46):
come to the party, last minuteinvites for people right now Lydia eight four
to four Mojo Live eight four foursix six five six five four eight.
This happens every time we do anevent, but it's different this time and
let me tell you why. SoI don't have an outfit yet for our
party tomorrow. And mostly this isbecause I just assumed, because I've lost
this weight that I would be ableto shop in normal stores, and so

(02:58:09):
I was like, no stress thisis going to be the easiest event that
I have shopped for in years,because I've talked about this before, Like
even for jingle balls and stuff,I would have to order ten outfits online.
Hope one got kind of close tofitting, go get it tailored.
I still hated the outfit every singletime. So I thought, oh my
god, this is going to begreat. I fit into close in normal

(02:58:30):
stores. Now this is going tobe like fun. And I went to
ten differences. I kept asking shehad every day, what's another place that
I can go to to shop at? What? I would ask Lydia,
I would ask KP. I wouldgo run and I'd be like, I
can't find an outfit for this event. And by the time I got close
enough, I was like, Ihave to get something on mine because I
can't find anything in stores, andif I don't order today with express shipping,

(02:58:52):
it's not going to get here intime. Well, I ordered on
the very last day. It wasgoing to show up on the day of
our part So I was like,thank god our party starts at nine pm,
because like, it's got to gethere before that. There's no way
that it's not going to come beforethat. I'll get dressed in whatever.
Let's pray. And I just gota notification that my package was lost and

(02:59:13):
delayed one day, So all ofmy outfits are going to show up on
Saturday. I got out we're changingthe first luck with all of our party.
You do, I truly have theword I'm going to be naked at
this party. So explain. Imean, which is a home, it's
a hotel, hook cup, that'sa that's a station event right there?
That is right. Even if you'relike, well, just we're something old
none of my old stuff. Shit. So Megan, I have to tell

(02:59:37):
you. Is this Amazon that youbought it from? Because Amazon has sucked
with their delivery lately. Their deliveryhas been so so much of a letdown
lately with when it's sparks to come. It's actual I bought it like from
a clothing cor oh jee, andI paid fifty dollars for it to get
here. On top of see that'swhere I get fifty bucks? Was that?
What was that one night delivery orsomething? No, it was two

(02:59:58):
nights. But it cast me moremoney than the actual item than what what
if, oh my god, whatif that's it? By the way,
who hasn't done that right where theyneeded something bad they paid and what if
it was in that FedEx building thatprobably yeah, the one that was hit
by the tornado. Yeah, absolutely, that's where I have no idea,

(03:00:18):
but I'm just going to assume.But like the other day, I was
talking about going to that mall.I went to seven different stores. But
don't you feel like the stores havenothing anymore? It was just going to
say that the mall is such aweird place to me because they just they
have very little. They'll have likeone of something and be like, oh,
well, the full sizing is online. Well I wanted to wear it

(03:00:39):
today tonight. It's yeah, it'sdifferent. Where what you wore last week
to that sheriff's thing. You lookedamazing. The only problem is, I'm
I just posted all of the photos. Nobody's going to just that's a girl
thing. I rely, it's it'sa black out. Who's going to notice?
It doesn't matter what girls don't dothat. Hey, Jamie, do
you got something to wear to theparty if you win tickets? Yeah?

(03:01:03):
You do. Where would you getit in your closet or would you go
out and buy it? What wouldyou do? Oh? No, I
definitely have to go and buy it, all right, but get out you're
going to get to the party,the Hotel hoo cup party. Congratulations,
Jammy, awesome, thank you.What do they call it the hotel hookup?
It's the hotel hookup party? Andwe talked earlier this morning and the
listeners got to go check out thepodcast. But Shannon was talking about how

(03:01:24):
her new husband is a little worriedabout the idea of her going to a
hotel hookup. He's like, whatexactly does this entail? This work event
that you have to go to thatis called the hotel hookup? And her
outfit was a sea through outfit thatshe was thinking about wearing. Yeoh,
which is not the outfit that thatis a very honestly trusting man. What's

(03:01:45):
Taroll? How you doing? Terrell? Is it Terrell or tarot? Oh?
What's up? Trell? Hey?How you doing? What's going on?
Buddy? You want to come tothis party? It's easy for us,
guys. We just put on apair of pants and a shirt and
we're there, right. I know, that's what I was saying. I
already got my outit picked out.That's cool. Is it the same outfit

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you wore last week and you're finewith it. Say hey to Tracy Morgan.
He's coming to the party too.What's happening to know? What's happened
baby to the party? Tracy?Can you help Megan? Didn't you just

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recently win all of Walmart by gettinghit by a truck? Yeah? Anything
you need from Walmart? I gottastack a Walmart gift car. You need
some papers, you need some floaties, whatever. I just stand near the
check outline, look for fine ladies. Come over. He let me swipe
you out here. Well, you'regonna be there, buddy. Hold on

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one second, Okay, appreciate you. Let's get carry from Grand Rapids's coming
to the party. Hi, Carry? Hey, what's going on? Carry?
You sound like you got a sweetthick ass. What's happening baby?
Not much. I'm just looking togo to that party tomorrow, right,
I bet you are? Carrie?Oh hey, what's happening? Let me

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grab my shoe, Warren, whatdo you want to meet that hotel?
Hookup Cambria Hotel. Get a room. Okay, I hope that there's still
rooms for anybody coming from Grand Rabbits. Yeah, I will find something mentioned
Mojo in the morning, get aspecial rate at the Cambria Hotel. Okay,

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all right, sounds great, Thankyou so much. Hold on a
second, misfit, Michelle would liketo talk to Megan. What's that Machelle?
Hello, beautiful people. First ofall, before I talk to Megan
Shannon, you were absolutely stunning inthose pictures of your wedding. Congratulations thanks
old school Hollywood, my darling.Should Shannon wear that fit to the party?

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Wouldn't that be fun? It's beautiful. I don't know if West was
a letter out of the house thoughthat that's so special? You were gorgeous.
But Megan, sweetheart, I orderedten different dresses from Amazon. I
literally just left my seamstress. Ididn't come in till after ten last night.
I got three of them still athome. Four are being delivered tomorrow.

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I have a closet, a walkin closet, Megan with seequin miniskirts,
leather blazers. Come to my house, sister. You can come today
and pick whatever you want. Doyou guys return all this stuff? I'm
convinced that you guys never return allthis stuff. You have a room in
your place of just stuff that youneed to bring over to the UPS store's
gonna get so many. I onlymy people at UPS know me by first

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name. I walk in with boxes, Yees, Boxes, and Tracy.
I'm more your age, sweetheart,so you know, if you're looking for
single baby, I'm probably more yourspeed too. I'm down. You just
sound a little high maintenance, butI'm down. Oh honey, I'm not
high maintenance. I just like mystuff to look good. I like my
my my stuff tight. You knowwhat I mean. I gotta look at

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Megan. You're welcome to come tomy house, sister. I got you
whatever from Actually, hold on asecond, hold on, Michelle, Miss
Michelle. Uh. The legendary actoral Pacino would like to take you out
on a date. Would you dateolder? Oh please, honey, I'm
it's Italian. He's god, Ohmy god. I'm a little older,
honey, but I just had ababy. We're both crapping our pits.

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Show up with al Pacino. Yougot to actually carry him in right to
take him in? A Hello tomy friend. Let's have a radio contest.
Let's get your grandma to win sometickets to the comedy show. We'll
have her make out with al Pacino. Thanks guys. Seriously, honey,
do you need anything, You letme know and I'll see you all tomorrow.

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We'll see you tomorrow. I needyou, love you. I got
it. By the way. Igot a call from Neil Feldman, by
the way, that that you areescorting his beautiful bride to this party.
I understand. Yeah, this isone of my best friends. She's like,
I had Neil call Tom and seewhat we were gonna wear. Are
you kidding? I told you I'mwearing seaquins and thigh high stiletto boots.

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Sister, that's what I'm rolling in. I said, not with me or
not? Wow? Wow? Yeah, they're great people. They're great people.
All right. I love you,Michelle, take care of yourself Tomorrow
Hotel hookup party at Cambria. Isit tonight, Tomorrow night and Saturday night.
Your show is Craig Comedy Shows tonight, Tomorrow night and Saturday night.
If you're a fan of any ofthe shows I've been on, Sex and

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the City, King of Queen's Family, Guy, American Dad, you will
love the show. We're at onenight stands out in Waterford Township and it's
get gas dot com for tickets.Get gas with two S's dot com.
By the way, whenever comedians goto like one night Stands or remember Joey's
The Joys, and I love whenthey're like, yeah, I'm playing Detroit

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and they say they're playing You're inWaterford. But you know what, it's
a great show. It's a greatplace. Go see the show. And
they're great people, and go seeCrag. I promise you you will laugh,
have a great night. We'll seeit tomorrow morning. That's crazy.
Bye, twenty plus years of idiocyand still going in Detroit, Toledo,
in West Michigan, it's Mojoe inthe morning.