Full Show 05-10-2024

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Noble Qui, Detroit, w Us n X Mosque and Green Rabbits,
Doublets, Toledo. This is Mojoin the Morning Mojo. He's amazing live
Mojo. What you don't think?My god, let me take you back

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to the beginning. This is italrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in
the Morning. You're a do youheck? Go shoot time. Good morning

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and welcome to the Mojo in theMorning Show. Happy Mother's Day weekend.
Happy Mother's Day to my wife,to Shannon, to Chirrell, to Ali,
to Megan. Who's the mother ofall Mojo in the Morning people,
hair rights, No, you knowwhat I am the drunk mom? You

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are I am if you're drunk,I'm going to be the mom of the
group. Actually, Happy Mother's Dayto Lydia, who will be mothering us
all tonight at our hotel hookup party. I can tell you that. Get
ready for a fun night tonight hotelhookup party. I'm going to do throwbacks
now for moms to celebrate you guys. Stay close to the radio, get
as close as possible. Lots ofmessages and we're gonna honor you guys as

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we should. Right here we go. Good morning, Let's get this thing
started. Throw back throw downs comingup this morning, lots of tickets to
give away, and your chance toget your bills paid. All this morning
we go is Mojo in the Morning. Is Mojo in the Morning, Mojo

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in the Morning. You're ready,so weird. Let's do it some Mother's
Day edition. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show.
This is the mojo Mojo in theMorning Show. Happy Mother's Day, Mojo
in the Morning Show. We arethe mojo Mojo in the Morning Showy,

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she was our first friend Mojo inthe Morning Show. Hopefully not our last
friend. Mojo in the Morning Show. We have got the Mojo Jo in
the Morning Show. Do it foryour mom, buddy, Come on here
we go. Happy Mother's Day.This is a mo Joe money So this
is a move Joe the morning Joe. This is a move Joe the money

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Joe. This is a move Joemoney Shoe. Mommy, Wow, Mama,
Mama, yeah, Mama, allright, I'm not doing ma.
Yeah that's right then. Happy Mother'sDay to everybody. Happy Mother's Day too,
to all those that are celebrating ina happy uh mother effort. Day

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to Zach who just filmed that forus. Thank you, you're my mother
effort. I just want you toknow that welcome to the show. I
hope you guys are feeling good.Everybody's getting ready preparing for tonight our Mojo
in the Morning Hotel hookup party thatwe're going to be having. I know
we got a lot of women thatare coming to the party as a way

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to kind of say, hey,wait a second, it's Mother's Day weekend,
I can go out with my friendstonight, you know. So there's
a few of those that I've alreadygotten a chance to talk to. I
don't know how you guys feel aboutthis, but the night before, the
morning before the thing, I alwaysget anxiety. And my anxiety has been

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like crazy. I haven't been feelinggreat this week. I've kind of been
a little under the weather. Butthen I get anxiety all the time before
any event that we do. AndI don't know why that is, but
it might have started way back whenwhen we had like a massive snowstorm on
the night of one of our pajamaparties that we had. It was just

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brutal. It is the anxiety thatis not going to happen or that.
No, it's not even so muchthe anxiety. It's the anxiety that I
got to leave my couch on aFriday night. That's it. Which is
always a fun thing to do,is to leave your couch. But a
Friday night is usually the night thatwe normally just all just you know,
vegetate, right. We don't doanything, like, we just sit on

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the couch and just kind of recoupall the time that we've you know,
lost by waking up at three o'clockin the morning. You know so,
I kind of so that's kind ofmy my initial thoughts on that. But
I am excited for this one particular. I thought that the winners that we've
been putting in, at least verbally, they sound like they're great. Like

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I can't wait to meet Chuck fromyesterday, Chuck who likes to you know
what? Yeah, hold on asecond, I think I have that in
here, not from him, butChuck who likes to. There you go,
you got it. That was froma moment when when I think that
something went wrong in the studio.But so so yeah, so your thoughts

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on this one? How do youguys feel? Do you guys? Do
you guys get excited about this nightin in the morning. I is completely
different than my anxiety on this.I get really excited, do you,
Yeah, I do. I justas long as I can do an app
beforehand, I'm good and I'm excited. And since it starts so late,
we can take an out for you. Yeah, thank god, it's a

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nine o'clock starter. I know.I'm one of those people. Switch.
It happens a lot where I'm like, God, please let something happens where
we don't have to go like thatfor a lot of stuff. Every day,
for everything, I do that,and then when I get there,
I'm like, hell, yeah,so fun. Yeah, there is something
different about a last minute cancel thatdoes. But it's not our faults,

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right, Yeah. Like I usedto always pray for rain when my kids
were playing baseball, like I have. So I'm in the thick of spring
sports right now with my kids.I yesterday it started to rain and Lucy
had a lacrosse game. I'm like, please, God, let this game.
You can't know, give me something. There's me sitting out there in
the rain. I want I wantsome turn, you know, in the
sky. I think I used tosit there at the little league games and

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I was the assistant coach and Iwould go, I think I see a
flicker over there, guys, andI pointed out and the coaches would look
at me like, what is yourWhat are you doing? I want to
go home? Yes, you guysdon't understand. I wake up so so
Gosh Dar and early so Lydia toldme we're literally at capacity right now for
this. We're at capacity for theparty. And I don't know if that

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means that we can't even bring ourown plus ones or what is it if
if I say I'm not bringing aplus one, can I bring somebody else?
Or what? It's for sure goingto nuts, but bring who you
want. Yeah, I mean that'sthe point at the hotel, will go
party right, but to nuts.Is there any way that we can have
one in, one out rule orsomething like that? But we can figure
that out. Could you imagine ifwe had to do what are we talking

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about? Yeah, I've never beento this Cambria hotel, but I've heard
nothing but amazing things about it.And I heard that this room that we're
doing is going to be transformed intoone of the coolest places ever. It
might actually be something that the Cambriamight want to do on a regular basis,
like you know, make make aFriday night extra special for people.

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But again, it's not just forsingles. So I want everybody to know
that it is called the hotel hookupparty because you know, if you go
with a significant other or you justgo with friends, you're just hooking up
with your friends and hanging out,you know what I mean. Like that,
that's kind of the whole idea.So get your mind out of the
gutter for this one. The restof the weekend is going to be fun.

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All my boys are coming in towish their mom a happy Mother's Day.
She does know. I had totell her because I think she was
in her feelings a little bit aboutwanting to spend at least, you know,
this day with her or Sunday withher kids. And it's difficult to
arrange when you got one that livesin Florida, one that lives in Chicago,

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and the one that lives here.And the one that lives here actually
works, you know, and heworks at a golf course. So the
golf courses are hugely packed on Mother'sDay because there's a lot of people going
golfing and stuff. Really yeah,there's a lot of you know, people
take their mom's golf and a lotof women golf. You know. Yeah,
I'm just kind of a lot ofwomen want their guys out of the
house, and a lot of guysare dumb enough to leave their house.

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But they're all coming in. Andthen yesterday Joe had Joe had a plane
issue where it looked like the planewas they were going to cancel or something
because there's you know, there's beenweather that has been there and I'm like,
oh please, So everybody like,put good thoughts in the air because
I don't want that to happen,because that would be nothing. That would
be like the worst. It's likeyou plan this whole thing and then all

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of a sudden it doesn't happen.But it will be good everybody. You
know, Shannon, are you Mother'sDay you have something special going on or
no? Yeah, So we areheaded over to my sister Jacqueline's house in
the morning, so my mom,both of my sisters will be there,
myself, Wes, my brother inlaw, and then all of our kids
and my brother in law and Wesare making breakfast for everybody. It'll be

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really fun. Yeah, Normally,like we'll go out to a brunch,
but it's getting harder with if shehas two little ones, and so it's
just so much easier to be atsomebody's house and then we can all hang
and somebody can go down for anap, and so that's what we're doing.
Get under your pants and just kindof sit on the couch so we
can go in our pajamas if wewant. Yeah, what about Mike,
you got something plan? I knowyou're gonna bet the hotel hookup party.

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Do you guys race back and thendo you have stuff planned back at home?
Based on how this week is going, she'll probably leave me in Detroit
and then go back herself. No, I do have a lot of things
planned. I'm gonna be able tosee all the moms. I'm gonna see
her mom my mom, and havetime to take her out all in one
like one day. Yeah, hopefullythat's like I think I'm gonna roll back.

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Today. We're gonna go to TulipTime Fest, which she's it's like
a huge flower festival in Holland.Yeah, she's gonna love that. And
then I'm gonna go visit my momand I don't think my mom knows,
so she might know now. Andthen her mom has taken the kids for
the night, so that's kind ofexciting there too, and that way so
we can kind of all get back. And then she wants to go to
this brunch place. It's like it'sreally popular. It's called Blocy's. It's

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like a nationally known place in WestMichigan that's gotten really popular. We're gonna
go there. That's incredible. Whatabout you, keV? Will you be
seeing your mom or you know,for Mother's Day? It will just be
you and Cherrell celebrating. Yeah here, No, I'm I'm gonna does stuff.
Yeah, you hear about it Monday. I'm sure I'll think of something.

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Wait, you still haven't thought ofanything? Not for real. I'm
a last minute thinker. Are youokay? Hopefully you thought you were looking
for advice on what to do forCherrell the other day? Did you figure
that out yet? Still work shopping? Would you say you can say it
all out? We'll bad? Ohmaybe? Yeah, see about that list.

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I always thought that Chelsea didn't realizethat there were last minute gifts,
and then she realized that they werelast minute gifts. There was always like
the one place that I would goto all the time, which are own
uh, and I would go thereand buy her a bunch of stuff and
she would go So were you thereyesterday afternoon? She knew exactly when I
was doing it. Her friend ownsright. Well, no, no,

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no, her friend was actually verygood about it. So all right,
Well, you know what, thinkabout something. It might not be a
bad idea. We got just alittle bit of time left. If you
want, Mother's Day can be nextweek. Well, you know we're talking
about canceling things at the last minute. Why don't we cancel this. Well,
let's just cancel Mother's Day and we'llyeah, we'll put it on a

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better weather weekend for the Mexican culturestoday, So you've already missed it.
Oh geez. They should have hadthat one be a little bit later,
like kind of like Greek Easter.You know, it's always like two weeks
later. Christine, how are youcelebrating your Mother's Day? Stuck at a
soccer tournament after working midnights all nightthe night before. Oh, that's awful.

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That scheduled a tournament on Mother's Day. A dad, Yeah, we
had a baseball coach that a coupleyears ago that Luke played for that never
would do tournaments over Mother's Day weekendfor the reason of he didn't want the
complaints from the moms and he knewthat they were outnumbering him. So,
yeah, we've had a soccer tournamenton Mother's Day for probably the last three

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years. Oh, Christina, hadthe kids ever scored? Well, my
son actually plays goalies. Oh soyou don't want to. Oh, well,
I don't want the other team toscore. But yeah, we do
pretty good. That's good. Well, happy Mother's Day to you. Will
celebrate your today. Thanks you guystoo, all right, good luck,
Just mojo in the mornings, backin the day, got back in the

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day. Suff snowboard legend Sean Whitewon his first Olympic gold medal in this
year. Just next time you like, I had unlimited like service. After
that, I was getting drinks andI was getting snacks, and I mean
I was taking photos in the backwith all the all the students. A
fun Wait a minute, drinks,you're nineteen years old. I'm talking about
Mountain dews baby. Then Spawn waslike the hottest actor in the world this

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year. This is the year thathe and Jennifer Andison started in the breakout.
Oh man, don't know. Don'tstart with the family stuff, Like
your family's so perfect, your brother'sa perfect Talk to me about the sexual
habits of family members. What aboutyour sister? My sister's been through a
lot of man nelly grills? Wasthe big song? What year was this?

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We got f tickets for you?Who what a big brain you have?
Tell us when that stuff happened?Call us at eighty four four Mojo
Live to tell us eighty four foursixty five eight. Check out our Facebook
page, Facebook dot com, slashMojo in the morning. It's Mojo in
the mornings back in the day.What year was this? All right?

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What year was this? Three thingsfrom that year? The snowboarder Sean White
won his first Olympic gold medal atnineteen In the year, I mean I
had like, I had unlimited likeservice. After that, I was getting
drinks and I was getting snacks,and I mean I was taking photos in
the back with all the all thestudents as fun. Wait a minute,
drinks, you're nineteen years old.I'm talking about Mountain Dew's baby, Vince

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Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston starting the breakup. I wasn't there, don't know.
Don't start with the family stuff,like your family's so perfect, your brother's
a perfect. Talk to me aboutthe sexual habits of family members. What
about your sister. My sister's beenthrough a lot. Who The big song
was grills. Remember when the songwas out, we hadn't people get grills?

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And I will never forget the womanthat got grills. Oh my god,
it was you want a grill?Yeah? Would you really? Yeah?
Rachel? Are you there? Iam? What year was that?
It was two thousand and six.It was congratulations, you got tickets.
We're gonna set you up with NFtickets. Oh my god. My brother

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and I have been to like fourshows together of his, so this is
going to be so great, bigfans, congratulations. That is on May
the fourteenth, we will set youup those tickets. Have an awesome weekend.
We're gonna give away some usher tickets. Text yeah to nine five five
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Jordan the Mornings Dirty on the thirtyShannon, what's going on in the Dirty
on the thirty is a big dirtymorning. We have so much stuff to
talk about it. That's awesome,Okay. From beaber Babies to Taylor Swift
kicking off her Eras tour in Parisyesterday after taking a little two month break,

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and just like Swifties predicted, therewere some pretty big changes, not
only to her set list, butcostume changes as well. She did include
a lot of songs from her newalbum, The Tortured Poets Department. But
Daddy, I love him so highschool? Who's afraid of? Little old
Me? Down bad? The smallestman whoever lived? I can do it

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with a broken heart? And Fortniteand she wore this beautiful white taffeta dress
with this incredible skirt that had herown lyrics scrawled all over it. It
was a costume designed by Vivian Westwood. She also debuted a sparkling red body
suit for the opening portion of theshow, and then a black dress with
silver tassels during the Fearless era,which you probably remember from like way back

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in the day. She wore that, So what did she cut to keep
the show around three three and ahalf hours. She combined the folklore and
evermore eras, and then dropped acouple of songs like the Archer and the
One So really a different show thatfans were treated to. If he went
to Paris, my buddy Jaye wentand he said he was blown away that

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he was able to go and gettickets affordably. Yeah. I mean,
he said the flight that he wenton, you know, was a normal
flight to Paris in the hotel wasexpensive, but he said that tickets were
not as outrageous as they were atFord Field. Yeah. I followed a
girl on TikTok who saw Beyonce inGermany because it was cheaper than seeing her
anywhere in the United States. Isn'tthat insane? Yeah? Wow. Angelina

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Julie is being accused of trying topoison her kid's relationship with their dad,
Brad Pitt, by telling them toavoid him during custody visits. This is
according to some new court filings overat the La Superior Court. A former
bodyguard for the couple he worked forthem for more than twenty years, is
now spilling details on this. Hisname is Tony Webb. He was allegedly

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told that Angelina pushed her children toavoid Brad during the time that she had
custody of them, and he wantedto say he was fired again after two
decades after he and two of hissecurity personnel sided with Brad during the couple's
very public divorce and custody battle andactually provided evidence in Brad's favor during the

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couple's custody battle. Kasha says herlyric tune to her iconic song TikTok,
which replaces this line with wake upin the morning like f P. Diddy
is here to stay forever. Thepaparazzi caught up with her at Lax yesterday.
Yes, it's going to be permanent, so the fans should learn it.

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I'm not the kind of persons Iknow. My integrity is by the
way, they need to get alittle closer to it. Hey, guys,
excuse me real quick? Can youget away from the bus which like
have a better clip there and leslie. They are calling it o zembic butt.

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Women in particular who've lost forty poundssay their booties have now completely disappeared
and drunk so much that they canfeel every bone when they sit down.
Others are describing their butts as justa flap. Doctors say ozempic butt is
to be expected because as somebody whorapidly loses weight, the skin doesn't have

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enough time to adjust and it causesit to just sag. In the meantime,
the FDA is currently investigating reports thatozempic in particular has led to alopecia
in some people who are taking it, and keV, I can't well,
got I'm serving. Isn't it justhair loss in general? Weight loss in
general? Because I have lost somuch hair during my weight loss, It's

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not even funny. Every time I'veever done any kind of a diet or
diet program, it does happen thatway because I think that your protein levels
are a little off, which meansobviously they say that if you're losing the
hair, it means that you gotto get more protein in your in your
diet because the protein doesn't I didnot know that. That's good to know,
Kevin. I can't believe you wentthrough that entire thing. It's almost

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like me saying usher without you sayingfor sure, baby, or whenever we
do an ozempic story, you goingcome on It is so good. For
all of Today's Dirty. You cancatch up on the podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or Motive in the Morning dotcom directly from the source in the morning,

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It's Dirty on the thirty, It'sMojo in the Morning. I'm always
amazed by these stories. It's unbelievablethat this can happen. But was checking
this story out on the metro toTrade News Instagram about the uh Michigan woman
who was living in a grocery store. Yeah. Living, yes, living.

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But here's the thing. Interesting thingnot in the grocery store. Like,
like, if I was going tolive in the grocery store, I'd
be probably maybe the frozen food sectionand eating every ice cream bar. Those
drumsticks are like my favorite. Butno, she was living in the sign
on top of the grocery store ata Family Fair grocery store in Midland.
Hold, let me play the signin the sign. So the signs like

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this a frame sign. You know, I don't know if you've ever seen
a Family Fair store before. Ithink they're owned by like Spartan, Yeah,
source right, and they have thislike it almost looks like a church
steeple up at the top and Iguess inside of this sign they had like
all the accommodations you need for home, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame like

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that kind of might guess exactly theybut with power. I don't think the
hunchback had had a place to plugin his cell phone. Take a listen.
I question was how in the worldwas she getting up and down with
nobody noticing. Yeah, that's justone of many questions regarding the discovery that
a woman was living inside a Midlandstore's rooftop sign. That discovery was made

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in late April as contractors were doingwork on the roof of the Family Fare
store in Midland. She told policeshe had been living in that and find
space for about a year. AndTerry, it seems people who work in
that shopping plaza have known about thisfor a while. Yes, ma'am,
there are people that have known thewoman have been getting up on that roof.
But it's still surprising how she madea little home in that Family Fair

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sign. At first, I didn'tbelieve it. It's like, how and
where did she get her furniture upthere? It was all there inside the
Family Fairs peaked sign. The thirtyfour year old woman had what she needed
to live, a computer, printer, coffee maker, even a houseplan.
There's an outlet on the roof soshe could plug in and get electricity.
Sarah Asseth recently moved from Colorado toMidland. I go here all the time,

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so it was just interesting to knowthat she could have been up there
as we were walking in and out. Midland police say the woman was cooperative
and agreed to leave when she wasfound living in the sign on April twenty
third. By the way, that'snice to know that she's not squatting in
the sign, right. She's agreeand I'm going to get out of there.
There's a small access door to getinside the enclosure, they say.

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Employee is that family Fair referred toher as the roof Ninja. Paul Habel,
who works nearby, had another namefor her. We just kind of
referred to as the ski mask girl. He says. She was seen often
in the plaza area over the pastyear, dressed in black, and she
also wore goggles. They had calledat police a few times. By the
time the cops got here, shewas already gone. Tammy Stare of Midlands

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still has questions and as busy atit is. By the way, I'm
glad he went back to Tammy becauseTammy sounded like a colorful one to talk
to. Is here all the timethat no one would see her going up
and down the building, So yeah, I wonder if she had the ladder
back there or something. Habel says. Staff at Family Fair have a theory
on how she was getting on topof the building. They feel that she

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was climbing the conduit in back andthat's how she was getting up to the
roof. Police have advised the womanthat she shouldn't return to her year long
perch. It's news to everyone else, but you've worked in the plaza,
You've known about this for a while. Isn't that amazing. I'm actually kind
of impressed at the creativity and justreasonous that she Yeah, and it is

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sad that she's homeless and she's lookingfor place, But I got to tell
you, she had a job,and she had a car, and she
had you know, cell phones andstuff like that, and she just couldn't
afford against the rent or didn't wantto afford the rent, and so she
was living there. You know,i'd think she rented out, now,
did you know what I mean,like, let her stay. She wasn't
bothering anybody, but my thing.Go ahead, Mike, it's called family
fair. Like he was just there. You go, Yeah, what were

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you going to say? Kevin?But I don't know how you walk past
it and even think that, ohI could live there. That's my question
is how did she know that itwas even? Yeah? I knew people
that used to sleep in weird spotsat their offices. I had a buddy
of mine used to work for QuickenedLoans and he had a corner cube and
he said the view was spectacular,but nobody would see him over there because

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they didn't have a lot of peoplein that section. And he would sleep
underneath his desk. He would likemake like a little bed area there because
he worked the late shift in theearly shifts, and he would go and
you just like lay down there andgrab a pillow, and it was like
amazing. Do you think this womanat night would go down into the store
and go grocery shopping? I don'tthink she had you know, that's an

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interesting question. I don't think shehad access to in the store. I
think it was just the sign thatshe had. But God, if she
did. Oh, I'd have that. She hasn't made doritos? Could I
if I had that many dorrito bagsright by me? You know what I
mean? Doritos? How do yousay doritos? Dorito's said it with an

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emphasized Oh. Dorito's is the nameof a lady door Rito's is the freedo
lay brain? Yes? So wait? So what is what would be your
if you were going to live ina grocery store? Where would you live?
What? What area would you live? Whole foods? Oh gosh,
absolutely pre made department. The glutenfree options are endless. Hey Keith,

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what's going on? How you doing, buddy? Oh? Not bad?
Ready for the events tonight? Ohnice, coming to our big hotel hookup?
Oh yeah, fantastic. What's happening? Oh? Nothing? You know.
The thing is the cop set don'tgo back. But if the store
doesn't banner, she's a lot backthere. Well that's the thing I was

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saying, thinking technically she could squat. She has every right to be there.
They have to, like, theyhave to send her an eviction notice
because she can just claim that that'sher house. Yeah, you know,
and then if she's and then ifshe's getting mail there? Oh yeah,
that's I wonder where she got hermail. She had to have a po
box? Yeah, at the postoffice. That would be interesting. I

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mean, then again, who checksmail anymore? Right? You know that's
not what I'm not worried about.I love. I actually do love the
the fact that this woman was ableto live there and survived winters, which
means it must have a little bitof a warmer temperature in there. Maybe
she had a space heat or someAndy, what's up? What woman do

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you know named Doritos? A goodquestion. That's a great question. Listen.
I have a speech impediment, andyou're making fun of me right now.
I don't come on. Well,hey, question for you real quick,
Andy, Andy, if you couldlive at any grocery store KP picked
Whole Foods, I'd pick Kroger obviously, where would you pick? Uh local?

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It's Westbourne Market, Westbourne. Ohand they've got that that cute little
like brief part two that you couldlive up. Yeah. Yeah, it's
not about anything, but because Iwork there. Which one do you work
at? Mine? Okay? Allright, it's Mojo in the mornings.

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Five, it's six fifty five,five fifty five all right, it's time
now for the five at six fifty. We got a new champion in the
five of six fifty five. RememberMindy with a big upset yesterday, going
for her second win in a row. Mindy, tell us a little bit
about yourself so we get to knowyou well. I do ship shopping,
and she scared me. Boy,I don't live in any of the stores

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though, I don't live in anyof this. Don't live in Okay,
good, all right, Well,it's nice to have you back. I
want you to say hello to yourchallenger, Angie from Chesterfield. What's up,
Angie? Hey morning, Mindy,say hey to Angie, Good morning
Angie. I'm gonna lock you upMindy in a sound proof arior. You're
not gonna hear anything for a second, and then you will hear Lydia,

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who will talk to you? Whilewe asked these questions to your challenger,
five pop culture trivia questions, whoevergets the most right wins. Tye always
goes to the champion. Angie,have a good luck with this one.
All right, here we go.I don't know I was gonna say.
I was gonna say, have agood weekend, but I shouldn't say that
now yet, because I don't evenknow what's gonna be happening here. Question
number one, Justin and Hayley Bieberare expecting their first child together. Yes,

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Which of the following artist has Justinnever done a song with? Okay?
Which one of these artists has JustinBieber never done a song with a
Justin Timberlake, B Big Sean orc Sean Kingson? And Question number two,
Taylor Swift kicked off her eras tourshows in Paris yesterday. True or

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false? Taylor is an only child? Question number three. The famous Bono
is celebrating a birthday today. Whaticonic band is he? The frontman of?
Three Seconds? Question number four,Chris Jenner reveals in the trailer for

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the new season of The Kardashians thatdoctors discovered a tumor on her body on
which streaming service can you watch TheKardashians? In question number five, this
TikTok singer announced that her changes tothe lyric that mentions Diddy is permanent.

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Who is she? Let's bring thechamp back from a soundproof area? Please?
How did she do? And yougot four out of five? Wow?
Wow, four out of five mindyis what you got to beat?
Okay, here we go. Questionnumber one. Justin and Hailey Bieber are
expecting their first child together. Whichof the following artist has Justin never done

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a song with a Justin Timberlake,B Big Sean or c Sean Kingston?
Correct? Question number two. TaylorSwift kicked off her eras tours in Paris
yesterday. Tour or false? Tayloris an only child? True? Oh,

(31:59):
it's actually false. She has ayounger brother. You cannot miss any
more of these. Okay, yougotta win with the tie. This is
the question that Angie missed. Thefamous Bono is celebrating a birthday today.
What iconic band is he the frontman of? You Too? Yes?

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Question number four. Chris Jenner revealsin the trailer for the new season of
The Kardashians that doctors discovered a tumoron her body on Which streaming service can
you watch The Kardashians. Yes,it comes down to this last question.
You ready, Yep? You gottaget it right. If you miss it,

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Angie, you're our new champion andit will be a good weekend for
you. This TikTok singer announced thather changes to the lyric that mentions Diddy
is permanent. Who is she?No? Wow? TikTok? You know

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that song? Wake up every morningfeeling like Pete Diddy? That is Casha.
We got a new champion one anddone for Mindy. Angie's our winner.
Congratulations, Angie. It always bumpsme out when a contestant loses on
the gimme question, Yeah, questiondirty? Yeah? Did you so?

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Did you listen to the Dirty andyou heard that? Huh? Yes,
I saw that. I see that. Yeah, it's okay, it's so.
It's so much more difficult wh you'reput on the spot. Yeah,
it's tough. You know the pressure, and plus I think I gave you
more pressure when I was playing thatsuspense music. So, hey, we
got a partying song or a partyinggift for you both. We should do
a partying song too. You gota fifty dollars gift card to Viviano Flower

(33:55):
Shop celebrating Mother's Day with Viviano Flowersplus one hundred dollar cash card with balloons,
courtesy of Party City. Congratulations,Thank you guys. Have the best
Mother's Day weekend, Angie. Mondaymorning, We'll see you back here,
Okay, all right, hang on, guys, have a great weekend.
It's Mojo in the Morning's five issix fifty five five All right, it

(34:16):
is Mojo in the Morning Show,Home of the War of the Roses,
the Second Date Update, and theDirty on the thirty. Good to have
you guys here with us today.Kevin says that he got called out for
something that is she just said itwas a medical condition. That's what you
should say anytime as somebody somebody saysthat I ride away, I'm like,

(34:37):
oh, I ain't messing with that. I like that hippo rules and laws
and stuff. What's going on now? So tomorrow I am hosting a gala
for a Detroit public school. SoI was out getting at tuxedo. And
it is tuck season. A lotof folks are graduating, a lot of
folks are going to proms. It'sabout to be wedding season. Chorrol's got

(35:00):
a wedding later this week, soa lot of people are out shopping.
Did you look like a prom goeror a wedding goer? Did you try
to make yourself look like one ofthe kids that comes? I mean,
if I can still, you know, have the question ask of you know
what school you go to. Yeah, I'd love that. Love that question.
They're looking going, why is thisold guy going to prom? Yeah?

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Yeah, no Diddy, so youheld that. Yeah. So I'm
in there and I feel like lately, I don't know what's been going on
with me, but I have thesehiccups that come super randomly. It doesn't
even have to come after I'm drinkingwater. I'll just sit here. And
they're not like little, like littlecute little hiccups. It's like cartoon hiccups

(35:40):
where it's like I've been drinking,like you go through the whole thing.
And I'm in line yesterday, youknow, getting my text, picking the
dugs you got fit it, andthere's an older woman in front of me,
who I assume you know, wasa grandmother of this gentleman. And
I have one of my hiccups andI'm like and she kind of turns around
and kind of looks at me,and it's like, are you going to

(36:01):
say excuse me? And I'm like, I didn't burn. She's like I
heard you. I'm like, thatwas a hiccup. You should still say
excuse me. And I kind oflike lower my eyes kind of like like
that Futurama meme. I'm like,excuse do you have? Is that?
I have never heard of somebody havingto excuse themselves themselves for a hiccough.

(36:24):
No, ever, never, Bythe way, I have never known anybody
that would talk back to an oldlady. I didn't talk. I just
said I didn't burn you. No, it's just I'm sorry. Like,
well, I guess that's more sneeze, because like I don't tell people that
you should say excuse your excuse?You just say blessed you. You know

(36:45):
what I mean. Yes, purposeyou didn't talk back to that lady,
But in my head, you said, listen here, bitch, that's exactly
what he did, right whever Iwant, right your face if you want.
Wow, you're a nasty bitch thatno one loves. Yeah, but

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so it sounded like a hiccup,or it sounded you say it sounded like
a hiccup. She thought it soundedlike she thought I just burn just allow
randomly and kept going with my life. I'm sorry, man, No,
I never know what to do.Uh. Sometimes Shannon brought up the sneezing
and stuff like that. I neverknow what to do. Like, as
far as you know, oh,you know, God bless you with stuff

(37:28):
like that, because sometimes they aren'tsneezes like they are. Like I'm like,
is it a coffer a sneeze?Yeah, I still will usually just
yeah, yeah. And the hiccupthing. Hiccups, by the way,
I an't no joke. You getthem, and I know people that get
them and they can't get rid ofthem like they they There was that one
story I remember that person that hadhiccups forever like it was remember it was

(37:49):
a chronic condition and they were onlike the Today Show or something like that
where it was like the hiccups lastedfor for years. That would be all
right, that is I told capthat yesterday. I'm like my irrational fear
when I get the hiccups, Iget so nervous that I'm going to be
that girl that the hiccups last forever. She had them for months or something.
I used to be able to forcemyself to like give myself hiccups.

(38:14):
I hate having hits. Yeah,because I taught myself how to not yawn,
and in order to do yeah,I did. I don't know why,
because I kept having teachers yell atme for yawning in class. So
I taught myself. You've actually heardme do it, Kevin. You gave
me a really weird look where Ido the thing where I go Yeah,
and you probably have heard it sometimesand that's me not yawning, but every

(38:34):
once in a while it'll force meinto the hiccups that I cannot get rid
of, and it's the worst.Why did you get called out by a
stranger? Eight four to four MojoLive eight four four six six' five
six five four eight Texas ninety fivefive zero zero. We actually have five
open lines right now if you wantto call instead of text us, because
we'd love to love to hear yourvoice and loved you to participate with us

(38:57):
on this one. Here. Ifeel like there's a lot of bodily functions
coming out of Kevin lately. Yes, what else have you heard? I've
heard a couple of squeaky peakies likefart. I've heard a couple of those.
Yes, I have you know we'regone. I've heard a little bit.
I think, honestly, it's thatit's that pescatarian diet of yours.
You're you're eating too many beans fromUh, what's up, Michelle? How

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you doing? Good morning? Modo. I was commenting on the hiccup comment.
My daughter actually has had intractable pickupsfor nine years. She's on her
ninth year of having hiccups, Sothis can this can happen? Oh absolutely,
you guys actually see heared her storya few years ago. It made

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the national news. We're from Zealand, Michigan. I remember it was on
Channel thirteen. Yeah, that's her. Honestly, I remember that because I
think that that was a big one. This started from with me seeing her
story. Now, does she havethem all the time or just the time?
There are times when you don't hearthem, like they'll they'll go away

(40:04):
for a little bit, but they'realways there, and after you're around her
for a while, it's kind oflike a crying baby, right, you
get used to it. But whenshe's out and about in public and she
has like an attack and they're reallybad. She've had people get snarky with
her or you know, she's sortof making noise and yeah, we used
to have these little cards that shewould hand out to people just explaining that
she had a chronic condition if theyhad any suggestions, so let her know.

(40:28):
Was it twenty thirteen that sounds aboutYeah, all right, yeah,
I shall Yeah, I'm listening back. We have I look back on all
the podcasts there it is. Wehad the interview with you, and yeah,
that's her. That's amazing. Inher sleep, she hiccups while eating.
She had a baby eight months ago, and the big joke was,

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well, maybe if you have ababy, the hiccups will go away.
Pickups have not gone away. Shestill has them, like if I had
a hurry. Oh yeah, yeah, because right your whole digestive trek becomes
very uncomfortable. But it's just somethingshe's learned to deal with. It's really
crazy. We've we have tried everything, acupuncture, surgeries, every doctor you

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can think of. It's not anykind of like a mental tick. She's
been tested for that, as herstory had explained, they don't know what
it is now. She does havelime disease, so there's been some talk
about like inflammation from the lime,but nothing that's been able to cure her
yet. Wow. Amazing. Iappreciate you calling up and listening to the

(41:34):
show. That's awesome. Absolutely happyyou guys tell you tell her that.
We said, Hi, okay,absolutely, I'll do that. Have a
great day. Guys. Bye,Hey, Danny, what's going on?
Hey, what's up? Good morningeverybody, Good morning? What's having I
just want to I just want towelcome keV to the adulthood life. Pretty
soon he's going to be aware ofsketches and old man sure, and people

(41:59):
are going to be looking bone forSundays to cut exactly. That's what happens
to you when you start making bodilynoises at all times. Right. Yeah.
The man is the first thirty yearold there's ever been at that age
making noises coming out of everybody.Somebody explain to me why dad's scream Sneeze

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my dad? I think you getscared? Uh, Tessa, Uh,
we were talking about Kevin. Why'dyou get called out in public? My
fiance and I we were at theself checkout in a store and we paid
separately, so we both want totwo separate self checkouts, and the lady

(42:44):
behind us like started throwing a fitbecause she was next to checkout and she
was in a rush. But wetook up to self checkout and she was
mad because we paid separately. Ohman, miserably she thought it was taking
too much time. What's up,Crystal, how you doing what'd you get
called out for? Oh? Hi, hi? Uh first time? Long

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time? Yeah, by the way, you got through that and almost hiccup.
So I was riding a bike.I was, you know, emphasizing
riding a bike, and there wasan older gentleman in front of me,

(43:30):
and I was trying to say,like, excuse me, you know,
to the left, and I guesshe didn't hear me. So I basically
went around him on the grass andthen we both ended up coming to like
a crosswalk waiting to cross, andhe's like, oh, well, why
didn't you say anything? You know, you could have done it a better

(43:52):
way. Why, Like he wasbasically kind of rude about his Wow,
I didn't like say excuse me oranything, and I was like, I
did if you didn't hear me.So yeah, I love the people that
are on bikes when you're walking andthey're like on the left, on the
left, and I'm thinking they're tellingme to go left, but they're actually
going left. I never know.Yeah, yeah it is, but yeah

(44:15):
it's like okay, so I'm inthen it's like you know what, I'm
going on the grass. I'm notanywhere near him, but yeah, when
we got to the cross bog.He's like, you didn't say excuse me,
oh jeez, good glory. Idid, but it's like he was
an older gentleman, so I didn't. Okay, but yeah, she sounds
like a sweet lady too. Sothen you walked up to him and pushed

(44:37):
him off his bike, right,that's yeah, yeah, way. But
I love you guys. I actuallymet Shannon once. You are so beautiful.
All of you are a great andI hope everyone has an amazing day.
I appreciate you, Chris, sotake care of yourself. I want
Shannon's dirty coming into less than thirty. Give it somebody show In the morning,

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the the list of cars that aremost pulled over and getting speeding tickets
came out, and it's bad newsfor Zach, who just bought a new
car. Upset, Zach, you'reready, You're ready for this one.
The biggest offenders that get pulled overall the time by the the the po
po, the infinities, Scions,Volkswagens, suber Rus, Mazdas, Audi's

(45:27):
Kias Hondas, Zach, BMW's,Hyundai's Mike. That's for you, right,
Ah, So those are the top, Those are the top ones.
The top ones that are pulled overthe worst offender is a BMW I three
that gets pulled over the most getsthe most speeding tickets. Others topping the
list are the Audi S five,the super rue w r X, and

(45:51):
the Honda Civic. They're pulling overthe wrong cars here, guys. Yeah,
they're pulling you know what it is? They pull over that look like
they can go fast. That's thething. I wouldn't put all those cars
on the list. There's ones thatI would automatically assume go fast. I
think they look sporty. Have youseen Zach's car? His car looks really
really fast. I'm not mad atit. Yeah, it's fast and furious,

(46:15):
right that that show. Yeah,those cars been flying under the radar
for quite some time. Yeah,if you drive a Dodge, your booty
hoole car. Guys, I havea confession. Yeah I did get pulled
over recently. Oh you did?I was speeding? Yeah? Did you

(46:36):
get a ticket? I did not. Did you use the show to get
out? I did? Yeah?Like, I really have to go to
work, you know Mojo in themorning, right, And they were like,
oh, no way, you workfor iHeartMedia and I was like,
yeah, yeah, I'm just runninglate. Is there any way like we
can you know, do something.Maybe you can come to work and write
me a ticket there and I justhave to show my face to my boss.

(46:57):
He's like, Oh, don't worryabout it. That's awesome. That's
that's a great Farmington it was.I loved those guys. Love those guys.
We're gonna miss him when we whenwe move, I'm just gonna drive
through Farmington just to get a ticketand get off of it. It's interesting,
though, you talk about like thiswith uh with cars that you know
are the notorious speeders. Shannon.On the other hand, you were talking
to Wes, and Wes had agirl that wouldn't date him because of his

(47:22):
car. This is so funny.So we were out the other night and
he he like pointed to this girland he goes, see that girl right
there. I went out on adate with her. She was really cute.
But the way that he said,the way that he said it,
I was like, well, whyjust one Like why was it only one
date? What happened? And hesaid that when she saw him walk to

(47:44):
his car, which this was Idon't even know. Maybe I don't know,
I know how many years ago,but a couple of years ago,
and at the time he was drivinga Chevy Cruise, and he said she
never returned any of his texts orphone calls, and later he found out
it was because he said that hiscar was not good enough for her.
His car wasn't on this fast list. Chevy Cruise made her really realized she

(48:08):
didn't want to go a day withhim. It's funny because I've heard people
say I won't go back in aday with him because he had bad shoes,
and I've heard that. I've neverheard a bad car. Is that
a thing that for girls like you? A guy have to have a good
car. I think she wanted shewould and he a Chevy Cruise. Where's
she from? I don't know.I did not ask that question. The

(48:29):
fact that Wes can be on adate and point out another girl and say
what a guy? So she didn'tcome up to me, I'm going would
have slept me? How dare Italk about a girl? I used to

(48:51):
talk about problems? Funny because thenI can ask questions like what happened?
Why didn't it work out? LikeI want this? And I can't look
in that direction the entire night forany reason. Well, look at the
ceiling. All of a sudden,By the way, this isn't actually interesting
thing. This is interesting because dogirls look at a guy's car like if
guy picks you up? Like Iwould tell you this. Going back to

(49:12):
Zach in his new car, Iguarantee you're getting more laid now with your
new uh Honda Civic than you arewith that Dodge Dart that you had that
barely could go thirty miles an hour. So I actually had the same exact
situation happen to me as it didthe West I had. So it's not
my car, the blue one.Yeah, and I had this camo like

(49:36):
cover for the seat. And Iwent on the state and she was like,
oh my god, do you huntanimals? And I'm like, no,
no, not at all, Likeit's my brother in laws. And
she saw it and she then shesaw all this like hunting gear in the
back that was also my brother inlaws, and she was like, I'm
not going to date a hunter.Really, Oh I kind of get that.

(49:57):
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah,why do you why do you get
if you're not into somebody who's intothat, Yeah, you could be very
anti killing anim Yeah, is thereis there something to the car? Makes
the man eight four four Mojoe Liveeight four four six sixty five six five
four eight is our telephone undateable?Because I remember I showed up for it

(50:19):
was either prom or like a WinterSwirl or something in my parents remember those
big metal vans, those huge hugemetal van. Yea every parent had.
I showed up in that and shecame out and she walks to the door
and she said, hey, myparents said I couldn't go, you know
something. Okay, I thought,no big deal. So I turned up
job rule and I pulled off andI was like, cool, whatever the

(50:42):
like. A week later I foundout she saw the van. It was
like, no, I'm not goingto promin that. In high school,
Joey took Chelsea's minivan. She hada Sienna minivan, and he took it
to go to a girl's house tosee her for the first time, and
the dad pulled him aside and said, you're not taking her out in that
because he knew right away. Heknew right away there was plenty of room
in that car. The swagger Wagonor whatever they call it, swagger wagon.

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What's up, Lily how you doing. Hi, good morning, Good
morning. What's going on? Yeah? I driving up on fifty. I
have my whole life. And itwould go either way with guys. Either
they thought that was really hot andthey'd want to go out on a date
with me because of it, orbe this huge turn off because they drove
a Chevy Cruise or a Panda Civicand they interesting your voice right now.

(51:28):
With Chevy Cruise, you had abigger You had a bigger d than he
did because you had a bigger car. Yeah, I can't help they're not
secure with themselves. Yeah. Thishas happened to me several times, Lily,
several times. It never stopped.Every time I'm I'm tellingbody what car
you drive? I drive a ChevySilverado. Thank you, Mike Porter ed

(51:51):
Gordon Chevy. Every time I andthere's not like this huge line of guys
that are in my truck. Butif I'm dating somebody, they'll sit in
the front seat and I can tellthat they're like like like playing with the
buttons and there, and like they'llask me to borrow my truck and I'm
like, no, but I gotaway. It's not just a truck thing.

(52:13):
It's any car people see as masculinebecause I had a new Mustang a
while ago, and I would pullup and guys would either be like that's
hot or is that your dad orbrother's car, like it's mine thing,
like it was one or the other, and loved it or they hated it.
I will say when I drove mytruck to fast her horses last year

(52:35):
and I was driving through the infield, people were looking at the truck because
it's nice, a nice truck,and then they would see me and it,
and the guys would do like adouble take because it's They didn't expect
to see a woman driving such alarge truck. And it's like, yeah,
you know that. You're talking loudtoday, like screaming at us right

(53:00):
now? Are your headphones not up? Very loud? Laugh talking to drive.
I can't hear it now. Ithink we might have to check our
headphones. Everybody, what's Jordan,what's going on? Good morning? What's
going on? I chexted, andI never thought that vehicles were important when

(53:25):
I was dating, and then Imet my husband online, my now husband,
and when we met for our firstday, he climbed out of his
second gin. Dadge Commons it wassuper clean, and suddenly vehicles were very
important. Yeah, that's a that'sa deal too. If a guy doesn't

(53:45):
keep his car clean, like ifit's you know, you get into a
car and there's bottles and cups andyou know, all that stuff all over
the place and it's dirty. Oh, that's got to be a huge turnoff.
I'm sure. Definitely. Thank youfor the call. I appreciate it.
We'll be back with more in themorning. Was it just me or

(54:06):
was she a little louder? Itwas like the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.
All right, time now for theDirty on the thirty. Let's see
what's trending. Good morning, Goodmorning. I know you. I think
were just as excited as I was. Everybody was strangely excited when the news
broke yesterday that Haley and Justin Bieberare expecting their first baby together. It

(54:29):
was like a collective scream across thenet. Yeah. They shared the news
on Instagram yesterday afternoon and the internetjust went wild after Justin and Hailey posted
a video from their vowel vow renewaland then some baby bump photos, Hailey

(54:50):
in this gorgeous white lace dress.It was beautiful. Now some details sources
tell me she's just over six monthsalong, So entering that third, I'm
muster. I'm also told, althoughI don't have specifics, that they do
have a name picked out and theythink it's absolutely perfect. So do they
know if it's a boy or agirl. I don't know what. They've
got a name for sure that they'regoing to be using. Happy for the

(55:14):
guy. I wonder if those tearsthat we saw just recently were tears of
joy, yeah, because they're celebratingthat. Yeah, that's cool. Now
my question is we got to takebets kind of a normal, boring name
or like a crazy celebrity name forthis baby. It's going to be a
great, crazy celebrity name. Yeah, but it's Drew. Isn't that his
brand? That would be super cutebecause it could be boy or girl?

(55:35):
Oh, that'd be monkey. Yeah. Stormy Daniels wrapped up her testimony in
the Trump hush money trial yesterday.It was a tense cross examination as Stormy
Daniels wrapped up for nearly seven hourson the stand, questioned about her alleged
central encounter with former President Trump ata California hotel in two thousand and six
and encounter Trump denies. The defensequestioned the veracity of Daniel's story, including

(56:00):
her claims that she became lightheaded andfelt the room spin after seeing Trump in
his underwear. Another thing that wasjust totally not believable was like, and
I went to the bathroom and ondinner, and when I came out of
the bathroom, he was there justin boxes and a T shirt. And
I almost fainted. And Susannichlas said, you've made two hundred pornographic movies and

(56:21):
a man in his sixties and theboxes and a T shirt that made you
faint. She said, well,I just wasn't expecting. It didn't come
off as credible. But Daniel's defianton the stand. When Trump's lawyer asked,
you have a lot of experience ofmaking phony stories about sex appear to
be real, Daniels fired back,the sex in the films is very real,
just like what happened to me inthat room. She added that if
she were to fictionalize her encounter withTrump, I would have written it to

(56:44):
be a lot better. Yeah.And by the way, former President Donald
Trump, speaking to the media afteryesterday's proceedings, I gotta get back on
the campaign trail. I'm not supposedto be here. We are so innocent,
there's ever been anything like it.Yeah, done and ready to move.
I thought it was interesting that he, you know, he's got this
hush thing or he's not allowed totalk. But she then posted something up

(57:07):
on social media, and the guy, that Cohen guy's posting a whole bunch
of things and actually doing live tiktoks. The judge isn't letting him talk about
the witnesses because he says that it'sintimidating them. But the witnesses composed all
the stuff that they want to abouthim, which I think is kind of
kind of interesting. Yeah, wellit's there, you know, and I

(57:30):
listen. It'll be interesting if heI still wonder what will happen if he
gets found guilty of whatever he's beingcharged with in this one here, because
it's not about having sex, it'sabout them paying them off, I guess,
or something like that. I wonderwhat we'll that will do for the
election. Will that change the electionat all? Like that that he would
be found guilty? Yeah yeah.Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Dorrie and

(57:54):
p K Kempsley have announced their separationafter nine years of marriage. Keep up
with the show. Their marital issueswere a hot topic on the most recent
season. In a statement, theysaid, We've had our struggles over the
last few years and continued to workthrough them as two people who love each
other and share two amazing children.At a new survey examine how confident Americans

(58:15):
feel when it comes to keeping upwith pop culture. The big question they
were trying to answer at what agedo you officially become not cool? Most
people feel it by the age ofthirty nine, the average age of really
feeling uncool for all two thousand peoplewho were pulled. The survey asked respondents

(58:38):
to rate themselves on how up todate they felt with the latest trends and
what's deemed cool and categories from foodand music to technology and the latest slang,
and thirty nine seem to be likethe end of coolness. Cool,
I am cool. Apparently you're reallycool. Yeah, you're really cool.

(58:58):
Yes. That seems yawing, though, doesn't it. That's a pretty nice
yeah. Okay, because if you'reworried about being cool, you're not cool.
That is true. Great song choiceby the way, By the way,
I do not. I do notuse the lingo, that language that
the young folks like Lydia and KPand Megan use for the reason that I

(59:20):
think that when you are somebody thatis, you know, like my being
fifty three years old, if Istarted using that thing in saying that like
using it just you sound like anidiot. Yeah, I don't know it
and it doesn't come out natural.It's like it's like I just learned this,
right. It sounds like you're tryingtoo hard. That's why I don't
say smart words either. I don'twant to seem smarter. Yeah, for
all the stays dirty you can catchon the podcast on the iHeartRadio app or

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Mojo in the Morning dot com Doyou see Wow? Give more Dirty?
Mojo in the Morning dot Com.Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.
All right, it's Mojo in theMorning Show. I want to ask
an honest question, would you snoop? And I'll tell you what I did
coming up there in a second.But here's the thing that happened. Luke

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had iPhone problems. Luke is myteenage son, and I had to go
to the mall to go to theApple store and you know, figure out
what the hell is going on becausethe phone had been all jacked up lately.
And while in the store, thegenius at the Genius bar was doing

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his work and Luke had opened upthe phone so that the genius could do
it, and he took off thepassword, and then he was like,
hey, do you mind if Igo and you know, walk around the
mall a little bit because he didn'twant to like sit there and wait.
So I'm like, okay, Ihad no problem. I stood there with
the guy like always trying to fixthe thing, and they're transferring the phones
and stuff, and I had hisphone sitting right there, and then all

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of a sudden, I thought Ishould go through his text messages. And
it got me thinking, parents,would you or do you go through your
teenager's phone and look through their phone? Because we have never done that or
I have never done that. Idon't know what Chelsea does. I don't

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think she does. But I hadprime opportunity where I got this phone sitting
right in front of me and it'swide open. I mean, all the
apps are being shown and I'm lookingtrying to see, hold on, does
he have an OnlyFans app here?Or what does he got in the No,
he doesn't have that, And I'mlooking at all the stuff and I'm
going, I wonder what he's goton this thing. So here's my question.
What would you do? Put yourselfin my shoes? It's Lucas,

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Lucas Antonio his middle name. Iwould win one hundred percent snoop through as
much as I could. Would youand that, yes, I would look
through? Or would you just lookto see what I might do a little
bit of both? Really? Yeah, I just and I know that a
lot of people will come down tome for saying that, but one,
I'm being honest, and two Ithink that more parents should do that and

(01:01:57):
go through it and know what's goingon with their kids. Teenager once,
right, I mean back in theolden days, we didn't have cell phones
for my parents. You know,I didn't. I didn't have a cell
phone until I was the summer beforecollege. Yeah, okay, so my
parents and I didn't have a diaryor anything like that. So because I
was going to say that was theequivalent of it, right, was a
diary? Yeah? Did any ofyou guys, KP, did your mama

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Kap ever go through your your phones? Really? Oh yes, would she
ask you for your phone and saygive me your phone? Well, there
was only one or two times whereshe actually went through my phone, and
it was because I left it open, Like what's happening with Luke? And
she was going through text messages witha guy that I had just met and
we ended up not being able todate after that. Oh g W what
is she find I was in airtalking crazy. No, he was talking

(01:02:43):
about going out with friends and likedrinking and stuff. And we were in
high school and I like wasn't reallyin that scene. And I think my
mom got like just like nervous thatI would get into that scene, which
makes perfect sense looking back now.Yeah, probably listened to someone I should
be dating. She was looking outfor you. That's smart. What about

(01:03:05):
Josiah? You go through Josiah,I'll see that iPad. I'm going through
the discord. I'm trying to figureout what's going on. We're grouping with
the talking about and nobody pulling theon mistakes. And so Lucy's only ten
and she doesn't have a phone,but she has her iPod and so when
she's connected to Wi Fi, shecan text and actually because I started going
through her phone. We have ano group text rule because what some of

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these kids were saying in the grouptext and about other kids, and just
like the behavior. I was like, you're not allowed to be in the
group text anymore, like it's superinappropriate. What's up, Jessica? How
you doing good? Do you gothrough your teen's phone? Yes, both
of them? Actually, oh boy, where did you find anything? Well?
I have nothing too crazy. Ijust thought because you know, you

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can never be too care about withsocial media and stuff. And also like
I pay for the phone, soI'm like, well, I'm just gonna
suck. I'm just to see youknow what they're doing. That's my excuse
to everything. Is I pay forit. I was just gonna ask for
it. Yeah yeah, no,I pay for I. Oh yeah,
it's Luke. He's I pay foreverything for Luke. I literally he goes
and takes a duty. I payfor everything to clean him up after the

(01:04:11):
duty. Like from that to thenon duty stuff, I don't like that.
Reason why I don't like that Ibought it. I paid for it.
I mean I can do whatever Iwant, Like don't buy it then,
like that's that's if you're going touse the fact that you're in a
financial position that I'm not in.You bought it, you can do whatever
you want with it and take thatspell. Let me let me tell you.

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I did not go through his phone, So that was my answer to
it. I did not go throughcan I No, I did not.
I know I looked and saw apps. I did not go through text.
Can I be quite honest with you. I didn't want I know, he's
doing well, he's got you know, he's you know, he's he's got
did okay in school and stuff,and he's got a you know, a
girlfriend, and he's friends and allstuff. I did not want to see

(01:04:55):
something that I wouldn't be able tonot to unsee, like I don't.
I don't if he was questionable likewhere I thought he was doing drugs or
any of that stuff. I mean, I know he's honest about his drinking
and you know, in having drinkswith friends, and he's very honest,
like he'll call us and say,hey, I just had drinks with friends.
I'm going to stay the night here, and he's really good about that.

(01:05:15):
But I didn't want to go throughas phonecause I didn't want to see
anything. I was like so afraid. First off, I got to tell
you something. It's like, onceyou know your kids like dating and stuff,
the last thing in the world youwant to do is or you never
got to do, is pictures.And I don't want to. I don't
want to come into Kia what's goingon? And I'm not saying that there
are there. I just know that, you know, who knows what's up?
Kiya hi, hi everyone, myoldest she's seen. I go through

(01:05:43):
her phone sporadically once a month.I go through text, messages, social
media, everything, just to makesure like there's no crazy nonsense going on.
We even have her phone set upwhere she wants to like download a
half or something. I think isthe request. Yes, we have to
know what this appy is before youdownloaded, because there's some crazy apps out

(01:06:06):
here that's like, we don't wantto be the you know, just dealing
with strangers and stuff like that stuff. You know. You know what,
honestly is the app that scares methe most. It's on lukeshone that I
saw DraftKings. Honestly, only fanswould make me think he was trying to
earn some money. You know What'sup, Mandy. Hello everyone time,

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what's going on? Remember I havetwo kids. I have a sixteen year
old and a thirteen year old,and I go through their phones daily.
They tell all their friends. Ifyou don't want my mom to know,
don't tell me. But it opensup conversations with us because their friends are
really the ones that are doing badthings, and they're like, what should
I tell them? They want tocome talk to you kind of thing.

(01:06:54):
That's a really good thing that you'revery you know, transparent with your kids,
and your kids make that be knownto their friends too, because I
think, I think, I thinkthat the kids should all assume that anything
that is being seen could be seenby somebody else, because it's not Honestly,
I don't worry about the parents seeingit. I worry about it being
spread by other people. And that'swhere these kids get in trouble. And

(01:07:15):
that's why I think, Channa,that's a smart move about no group text,
because in the group text is whereit always happens. Uh, Gina,
this is why you don't go throughyour teen's phone without a fore warning.
What happened? Yes, I was, I picked her phone off.
They were sitting right next to me. I opened it up and I swiped
once and it was a naked picturesomebody else that she got sent. Oh

(01:07:39):
yeah, what was it? What? What? What? What was it?
A nude of uh? Pis?Oh? I love penis? Did
you know the kid? The kid, I mean like maybe had a name.
Could you recognize the penis? Canyou can you pin the penis on
the donkey? Did you tell herthat you saw it, by the way,

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or I did, because I actuallywas. I gasped, So yeah,
she noticed that I've seen it,and she she was more humiliated.
I see, I don't know.We were both time embarrassed. Wow.
Yeah, that's when he was eighteen, so I you know she was what
it was? I going to saymuch? Yeah, No, that's that's

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why one of the reasons why yougot to give a little bit of fore
warning. By the way, youalso should make sure that you clean your
phone out before you go to theApple Genius bar. You got the Apple
Genius guy. I don't want thatguy seeing any of those pictures in there.
All right, it's Mojo in theMorning Show. It is time now
to announce our last couple that iswinning. Mojo gives you a Baby twenty
twenty four, the legendary Doctor Shamaon the phone with us. I always

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worry, Doctor Shama, that thetopics that we talk about prior to you
coming on are going to make yougo to your communication advertising people and say,
why am I advertising on this radioshow? You know, you know
what, good morning to every Wedemorning. I do have an iPhone and
I do have kids, so Ishare your concerns a right, exactly.

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You're a parent, you know that, right, So yeah, Doctor Shama
IVF Michigan, Ohio Fertility Centers thebest in the business. And Doctor Shama,
I got to know just ask youthis because I don't know your daily
schedule, and I'll tell you mine. Mine is I wake up at three
thirty in the morning, and Iusually leave the studios about one o'clock or

(01:09:30):
so and then go do my dayand stuff. What does your day consist
of dealing with patients? Are you? Are you in with patients and doing
procedures and stuff most of the days. Yeah. Actually, it's interesting that
you asked me, because I wakeup at around for thirty in the morning,
but the exit I spend the morninga little bit and then I go
and see patients A lot of startingsurgeries that are around eight and then in

(01:09:53):
the afternoon. Most of the timewe see patients these days by kind of
medicine, and in the middle ofthe day we see patients that needs scans
or ultrasones or whatever needs to bedone. But then late in the mid
to late afternoons we see patients bytenemedicine. So I think this tenemedicine thing
has revolutionized our field. Yeah,that's that's wild, Doctor Shama. A

(01:10:16):
quick question for you about the proceduresof these you know, people that are
winning. We've already had two greatcouples and we're going to announce a third
coming apparent a second which, bythe way, the third had the most
votes out of anybody, So thisis our most vote vote that I heard.
How often how frequent will patients seeyou before we will hopefully find a
positive pregnancy. I would say maybeeight or nine times total during the whole

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journey. And the journey is mostof the time divided into two parts.
One is when you get the eggsto you produce the embryos, and you
make and you potentially check them genetically. And the other part of the journey
is when you put the one embryoback in those faces. So I mean
the whole thing is around fourteen weeks. To me, it's amazing. That

(01:11:05):
is unbelievable. This is we're hopingand praying for all of these couples and
anybody that entered. We had thirteenthousand entries and Mojo gives you a baby.
Every one of you. Guys,Doctor Shama text baby to nine five
five zero zero. This guy caresand he will take care of you.
I promise you put our names behindit. We love him. It is

(01:11:26):
time out. It is time nowto announce the couple that had the most
votes and Mojo gives you a babyand they are going to be getting free
IVF from Doctor Shama and the Mojoon the Morning show. Please welcome Arianna
and Jeff Tudman from Harrison Townships.Congratulations guys, Good morning, Hi Jeff,

(01:11:48):
Hi Arianna. Hi. We're soso happy you have new idea to
start cry. It's it's been along week with all the antiprepation. But
you can't thank our family and friendsenough. You know, man, did
they spread the word about you guysbecause you had so many foot Yes,

(01:12:09):
I can tell you that we hada lot of support and we're very grateful
for that. We're so blessed youguys can do idea like you're not just
changing our life, you're changing hundredsof life. Thank you so much,
utter Shama. You never do anyof these babies to be the next president
the next in the morning. Yeah, I think nowadays I'd rather have them
be Mojo in the morning. Thatcan. I tell you, guys,

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that is so beautiful to say thatthat every single life that potentially is born
through this is going to go onto hopefully do amazing things because these families
are going to just affect the potentialmom and dad. It affects potential grandparents
and you know aunts and uncles andfamily friends and neighbors and yeah, so

(01:13:00):
on it. You guys got themost votes, which I know you guys
did a pretty heavy campaign. Didyou guys also have some people helping you
guys and work in the process.Yes, our family has been great,
like even like we've even had restaurantsjust put our flyers like they hit them
in the bedroom stalls. Even like, it was just amazing the support we
got, like social media everything,Sergeant Services really put us out there.

(01:13:24):
It was just awesome, our supportsus and has been amazing, our whole
family, our friends. We couldn'thave done this without you. Well,
it's something that now you get thenext step of going with doctor Shama.
You heard what potentially you're going tobe in for and I think it's going
to result in some beautiful things.Arianna. You are seriously going to be
an amazing mom. So I'm goingto wish you an early Mother's Day,

(01:13:45):
okay, and this this will besomething that I I hope that we're looking
back, you know, coming uplater this year on the fact that it
was Mother's Day weekend that your dreamcame true of becoming a mother because you
want this, I want to saysomething in terms congratulations first, but to

(01:14:09):
my wife, who is actually overseaswith my son, Happy Mother's Day.
I'm sure she's not listening, butmaybe she'll listen to the rerun at some
point. Happy Mother's Day to allthe months that want to be mothers and
hopefully you will be one of them. Manas so. And also for the
dads come in Junie, since Iwon't be in the air at that time.

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And actually I want to add itis nurses Week this week and for
us to do what we do withus the nurses would be I'm not possible.
So I want to say every singleone of my nurses education, the
efforts, the love that they provideto our patients, and the care doctor

(01:14:51):
Shana, that is incredible. AndHappy Mother's Day to your beautiful wife,
and and please I wish her thebest. And guys, are you thank
you? Thank you, Arianna Jeffhave the absolute best weekend. Okay,
thank you so much. Yes,we've ever received congratulations to you. Were

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that is Mojo gives you a babytwenty twenty four. It's Mojo in the
Morning's Throwback Throwdown. It is timenow to play for five hundred dollars.
With special thanks goes out to ourgood friends over at the Imagine Theaters Paul

(01:15:32):
Anthony. We love you, guys. It's time now for the throwback throwdown.
Who's going to win this week?You tell me first pick in the
draft, Erica, your choices,Shannon, Meghan, Oh, I don't
even get wow, She's going rightfor Hi. I'm going for Mike.
I was gonna say, I wasgonna say Shannon, Megan, Mike or

(01:15:54):
cav You go for Mike. It'syour Birthday, Happy Birthdayday, Birthday,
beautiful Birthday. Amanda's next pick inthe draft, Amanda, who you choose
Mega, Let's go home? Yougot it. Next pick in the draft
goes to Ryan. Who are yourchoice? Sarah, get Shannon or cav

(01:16:18):
Go? You got calv Welcome tothe show, buddy, appreciate you.
Tory, you got Shannon, Hi, Shannon. Let's go, Let's go.
Let's go. Are we ready?Guys? Just getting first to three?
Your name is your buzza. Youcan watch on a lot of platforms,

(01:16:38):
right, we're We're on a bunchof different place. Yes, we're
on Instagram Live, Facebook Live,and YouTube. And then actually next week
we get our TikTok rights back.Yes, all right, here we go
off tether the next No, wemight have still have a tether attached,
but we're off. We're on probations. Don't have an ankle bracelet. Yeah,
it looks good. I'm been dazzlingit. First song in the mode

(01:16:59):
Other Morning Throwback throw Down title andartist first to three. The song mm
hmmm, I don't know why I'mclearing my throat like I'm going to be
singing the song. The song isShannon Pasha TikTok, Shannon Shannon z Mary
Morris the middle correct answer, yeah, should away came the song to my

(01:17:30):
husband he knows why hate me?In the middle to the lyrics the sure
this is what you say to us. The lyrics wrote up don't be calculated,

(01:18:00):
sick freaks, tell us more.You're a dirty girl? All right.
Next song in the Mojo in theMorning Throwback throw Down. Title and
artist is Mike Mike Justin Bieber,Big Sean as long as you love me?
Correct we goody stopping, we goodby, homeless, we Gooby book,

(01:18:26):
you love Me, I look atdedicate this song good West as well.
All right, KP with a scoreupdates. All right, we got two

(01:18:49):
people on the board right now,Shannon and Mike, with one nothing for
Kevin and Amagan. That's right,keV. That hurt, That hurt me,
That hurts the pack. Next songin the Mojo in the Morning Throwback
throw Down. Listen closely. Thesong is come in Take Enough and Nothing

(01:19:17):
Tack the Love You know what Wait, babysic cats, the Buttom It's so

(01:19:39):
easy, Bill a Catch, DemiLevado and cheat codes No promises correct answer,
yes, sure, no promise.Green, No promises, promised me,

(01:20:08):
no promises? Whoa were you goingthrough it? Bojo when you came
up with the playlists? That?So were you going through it when you
came up with the playlist? Whyare these all like going like your promises?
As long as you love me meetme in the middle. I know,
I wasn't even thinking. I wasthinking pop song. Uh, rhythmic
song. I'm next one's a rhythmicsong. So just so you know that,

(01:20:30):
I kind of do it that way. But no, I don't think
of anything other than what songs haven'tI not used in the last month and
a half? Two months? Scoreupdate? Please? All right? We
have Shannon in the league with twoyes, Mike right behind her with one
still nothing for Megan and Kevin?Are you serious? Still nothing? That
sounded like a long answer when hecould have just said yes, yeah.

(01:20:53):
Next song in the morning Throwbacks throwdown title and artist is Key Mike Cavin
and that is Kid Ink Chris Brown. Three seconds? Uh, Mike,
Mike, Kid Ink Chris Brown,show me correct answer? Yes. Wow,

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we got a little game going onhere, don't we do we have
a tie between Shannon and Mike.I thought, you know, Shannon was
coming back with vengeance, but she'sletting Mike. I'm not letting him do
anything. I'm not letting all right. That means that we got two zeros
zero zero zero zero point zero zero. Come on, get these guys in

(01:22:00):
the game, Amanda and Ryan.Let's go a wolf pack out. You're
going to be a lone wolf,all right, Shannon, Mike, you
guys can win in on this nextone. The next song, the motion
on the Morning throw Back throw Downis yeah, man, so we fucking

(01:22:30):
the body's fucking from site to siteCAVN. That is Pitbull Usher, DJ
got us falling in love? Correct, feel that from me? DJ got
Us falling and even the babies getyou righty score please okay, we still

(01:23:16):
have it. Excuse me, westill have a tie Shannon and Mike with
Now Kevin has entered the chat withone and then still nothing for Megan.
You know what you get. Youget a point just for that way.
Give her a point for that.I'm gonna lose every week. I'm gonna
have fun my own way. Nextsong, Shannon and Megan, this could

(01:23:43):
be one for you guys. I'mgonna throw you guys a line. Although
Shannon could win it on this sextnext song in the Motion of the Morning
throw Back throw Down title and artists. The song is how is You Take
Me to Church? Correct out toa big lead and there it goes.

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Congratulations Erica first picking the draft,paid off that screaming mic out right away.
Gotcha Happy birthday, by the way, best and we now have we
got a point to put up onthe board for Mike. And we now
have a tie at the leader boardhere tie at the top between Kevin and

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Mike for the most wins this year. Both of them have six, Shannon
with three, Meghan with one.She does have a win, She's got
one in there somewhere. I don'tknow where it was, but Harold put
it on the board, all right. Mojo in the Morning Show, Mojo
in the Morning Show, Man ohMan, getting ready for tonight's big party

(01:25:02):
that we're going to be throwing atthe Cambria Hotel in downtown Detroit. So
getting excited for that one. Maybea last minute past or two, So
stick around if you want to tryto come to that party. And I
got to throw out some shout outthank you and stuff, and I'm excited
to see all these guys. Igot to shout out DJ Chachi, who's

(01:25:26):
gonna be DJ and the party.He's a DJ for the Pistons. Yeah,
official DJ the Detroy Pistons and theDetroit Red Wings. Chachi knows what
he's doing. We're gonna have agreat time. Who's doing the video the
videography? It is it Josh Beyer, the German beyor Spicy Mellon's studios.
Big shout out to Josh. He'sincredible pictures. Jo Is it Joe Maroon

(01:25:49):
doing that for us? Is thatright? Yep? Joseph by the way,
he's I've never seen anybody take betterpictures at a big events, and
that is awesome that we get him. That's like a five star photographer right
there. So thank you to thoseguys for taking part in this, saying
Crystal has done an incredible job.Lydia, you've killed it too. Congratulations

(01:26:13):
to you on that. Meghan andKP, thank you for all your work.
I know that Meghan had a lotof planning too in this, and
KP's got all the social and everythingthat's going to be I'm sure amazing tonight.
We're going to have everybody that's therehave a special hashtag, so we
want to see you share your photosand share them with us, and then
we're going to be giving away atrip to Vegas tonight with a contest that

(01:26:35):
we call smash or Pass, basicallya live version of TikTok or Tinder.
I'm sorry Tinder is going to bethere. So a live version of Tinder
with your swipe of right or leftin front of the person that you're about
to potentially go to Vegas with,as we give away a trip to Vegas

(01:26:56):
to go and hang out there.Somebody actually said to me, They're like,
wait a second, you're gonna makecouples go together on a trip.
Isn't that like scandalously scary for somebodyto go? We got two trips that
we're giving. I have to saythat because I had some we had some
backlash on social media from some peoplethat were like, I can't believe in
this day and age of people like, no, they're gonna go. They're

(01:27:20):
just gonna get a trip, butthey're gonna go at the same time.
So it would be kind of coolto hang out with somebody that you met
at that event. So that voicefor that comment was perfect. Is that
that's so we we have that tonightat our party at the Cambria Hotel.
It's going to be great. Solisten Monday morning for all the recap of

(01:27:41):
that, and then of course throughoutthe weekend check out our social media.
We'll honor moms this weekend, butwe'll also you know, have our party
pictures and stuff from that. Allright, is Mojo in the Morning Show?
Why is that on Facebook? Megan? What's going on? So?
I was really just taken aback becauseyesterday was scrolling on Facebook. It's where
I go to find any topics forthe show because yell, dramas be air

(01:28:05):
and out on that platform, andI love it. But I saw like
the standard like last day of schoolphoto, a lot of prom photos,
a lot of graduation photos, andthen the birth photos are always pretty common
of like I had my baby rightand I'm scrolling through this girl who I've
known for forever and she just hadher fourth baby, and it's like the
baby and the best innette first photoannouncing the name and her like you know,

(01:28:29):
sitting in the hospital bed getting readyto push, and then the third
or fourth photo is her spread eagleChristmas and all baby's head is showing coming
out her ladybits no post it upon Facebook, Like, I feel like
that would be an accident. Butthis post had been up for over twenty

(01:28:49):
four hours, so like at somepoint somebody had to have notified you and
said, hello, your Christmas isout for the world to see. And
I just listen. I think it'sbeautiful. I think your mom and that's
what you wanted that. Oh mygod, I'm so happy for you.
Do we post that specific photo onsocial media? Yeah, I'm so glad

(01:29:11):
that we stored her with copyright issueson our Facebook live and it's constantly getting
shut down. But the moment someoneposts their Christmas, it's okay and there's
no no strikes. What do youwant my Christmas? In that moment and
posted in general, never posted,but especially in that moment, never posted.

(01:29:33):
We had a friend of the family, Tracy de Palma, that made
us watch hers. Yeah, sheconnected. She connected to our phone to
so that we could watch her givebirth to Justin. And all I saw
was from that angle Justin. Justinhad had a big old head of hair,

(01:29:54):
and I see Justin's fro just poppingright out of his mom's vagina at
the time, that's there's too much. Yeah, people for some reason have
no problems with showing off their theirvaginas and a birth picture. And I
think that maybe Facebook doesn't do anythingabout it because they were afraid to get
shamed, you know. For it'slike breastfeeding pictures or people with breast you

(01:30:18):
know, breastfeeding on public, likeyou get shamed if you think that they
should cover up. Maybe they that'sthe same thing. I don't think I
was going to say this is apple, apples and oranges. No, there's
a breast in vaginas, that's whatthey are. But I will say this
though I know you say they're applesand oranges. But I think that there
are some people like the you know, that think that it's a beautiful thing
to see a birth of a baby. I yeah, I don't. I

(01:30:41):
don't think vaginas and penises should beon social media in any context whatsoever.
What is the what is the mostinteresting thing? And it doesn't have to
be pictures or anything like that.It could be like somebody making a comment
about something that that was out there. Aside from let's not get into political,
okay, because when you get peoplein the political and then it goes
down that rabbit hole where we allof a sudden lose the funny and the

(01:31:04):
topic. But what is the thingthat you were the most you saw in
somebody's social media that they posted andyou're like, I can't believe they posted.
Okay. So I always get somuch crap when I post a photo
from doctor Werner's office, doctor Werner, or Showkay innecologist. And I will
always post a photo of my feetin the stirrups with like the paper thing,

(01:31:26):
like all you can see is myknees down right, you cannot see
anything. But people, I alwaysget a handful that you're like, this
is so inappropriate, like, oh, okay, you're nut seeing any You
see more when I wear shorts.I always love the people though they I
always love the people that will postthe drama in their lives, like they'll
post the or like they'll post eitherwork drama, which is they hate their

(01:31:47):
boss, not understanding that their bossis probably seen. Oh that's a good
example, or they post the dramaof their relationship issues, not realizing that
you basically have just opened up yourbedroom to the world, Julia, what's
going on? So I I dothink people overshare, and I never understand
why who wants to see a friendhad like her son, like they've broken

(01:32:13):
ankle and she showed the picture likeit was bruised and he was in the
hospital bed, like nobody wants tosee that. I think that when they
do that, because I have takena picture before of Luke when he got
hit in the eye with a baseballbecause you felt so bad for him because
he looks so sad and he hadthe big bruise and stuff. But I
think that they when they do that, they want the world to know that

(01:32:35):
this kid hurt themselves. And maybeshe wrote down there that the kids like
a you know, a warrior forgetting through it. But you're right,
and I'm good with you know,the cast afterwards, but you can see
the toes going the wrong way aleg like that's too much and I don't
want to see that. And theyposted they posted from in the delivery or

(01:32:57):
in the operating room or in thehospital, and you're like, we shouldn't
you be tending to your child insteadof posting on social media too much?
Katie? What's going on? Ohthat's a loud blinker. Which way we
go on? Right or left?Going left. Okay, what's going on?
I hate the feet pictures Like Iwill take vagina births and breastfeeding boobs

(01:33:19):
all day. Something about the feet. I just hate it. You can
do it. And what are peopledoing there? Are they showing their feet
because there doesn't matter, Like ifit's like, oh oh I stub my
toe, like we don't need tosee that, or if you've got a
pedicure, that's great, like atleast then maybe they look nice. But
it's just something like no one needsto see the seat. I agree with

(01:33:42):
you on feet, even people's pedicurefeet, Like I don't want to see
you with those little things in betweenyour feet that they give you at a
pedicure place. I don't really careto see your newly fresh painted toes.
Do you think there's like a antiwhere you can see photos is just cropped
out feet? Or I have thewebsite I Hate Feet. You can go

(01:34:04):
to it ifeed dot com. What'sgoing on Moche in the morning with something
lessahy. I always think it's superweird when people post pictures from like a
funeral and they actually like show thedead body and everything. Yeah, they
post photos of that. I thinkthat's so like unnecessary. Yeah, but

(01:34:28):
I think that's kind of a sometimesa cultural thing too, because I mean,
yeah, it could be, butI think like once I'm talking about
are like when when like your friendsare carrying the casket and like posing in
front of it. Yeah, soI feel like that's super weird. Well,
I think taking pictures in a funeralhome or you know, a church
seems kind of weird if it's notlike a celebratory type thing. If Rihanna

(01:34:50):
can block out the signal at aconcert, can we get some funeral homes
that block out your camera ability fromfuneral? Dennis? What's up? What's
that? Man? So? Iwas in a serious motorcycle accident a couple
of years ago, and I hada surgery and had a doctor that did

(01:35:11):
uh. I did a surgery thatdidn't go so well, and I had
a hematoma developed like six days laterand it ruptured on my arm. It
was about an eight inch incision aswell as I had pictures on my face
where I broke eight phones and Ididn't make it on the way to the
hospital place and those have been posted. Who posted out it? I did?

(01:35:36):
How did you take it? Uh? Knocked the camera by the doctor,
and thank god I did, becauseit seems like I might have something
going on with having to contact alawyer because I had another previous story.
I actually had pretty much locked myarm off in the accident and when they

(01:35:56):
did one surgery where I developed ahematoma. Yeah, they didn't put a
drain in correct, I can't.I'm not sorry. I thank you.
I appreciate that. It's got tobe a first time. Are your first
time color longtime listener? Yes,Oh Jesus in your hand, guys,

(01:36:17):
gonna give us more hematomas and allthe rest of that stuff. I'm like,
oh, what voice this, guys, Lisa's an alias? What's up?
Lisa? Hi? I hate whenpeople post that their kid with poop
or pea on the potty, andespecially when they share what's in the toilet?
Well tagged the potty too, Tray, what's happening? It's Mojo in

(01:36:43):
the morning. Hey, what's goingon? Guys? Love you guys,
We love you too, buddy.I'm with you, Mojo. Man,
it's the drama for me. I'llsee I'll see a guy post all I
can't believe she would do this tome, and then I'll see her comment
on it and I'm like, oh, pop the popcorn. Here we go,
all four hundred comments. This isgoing to be a good day,
yeah, And they put all theirbusiness out there and I'm like, oh,

(01:37:04):
I can't believe they would say that. By the way, I never
am the first guy commenting though,Like I don't ever. I always wait
for, you know, somebody tocomment. And my favorite is the person
that thinks it's like a birthday andwrites happy birthday. Have you ever done
that on a post that you thoughtwas a happy birthday post? Only to
go back and somebody say, no, their loved one died, like they

(01:37:25):
post a picture and I'm like,oh, happy birthday. Sometimes you just
kind of like scroll fast all right, that's right. You know what,
though it is kind of a birthday, it's the birth of their They're going
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You can decide, So let's talkabout Taylor Swift though when it comes
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little two months hiatus, and justlike all Swifties predicted, there were some
changes to the show, not onlywith her setlist but costume changes as well.
She performed but Daddy, I lovehim so high school, Who's afraid

(01:39:25):
of? Little Me? Down Bad? The smallest man who ever lived?
And I Can do it with abroken Heart and Fortnite all songs from the
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(01:39:45):
start of the show, a blackdress with silver tassels during the Fearless era,
and of course she had her likeSarofsky crystal guitar. What did she
cut from the show to keep itaround three three and a half hours?
She combined the folk Floor and evermore Eras and did drop like five or
six songs, including the Archer andthe One and then I know when she

(01:40:06):
gave away the twenty two hat,she changed the T shirt that she wore,
and now it says this is notTaylor's version, which was different from
what it said. During the firstpart of the aras tour, comedian Andrew
Schultz revealing that he was instructed notto make any sort of jokes at Netflix's

(01:40:28):
Tom Bay Brady roast related to RobertKraft's arrest for soliciting prostitution in a Florida
massage parlor. I'll tell you also, be the reason why I think it's
real is because they told us nojokes about happy endings with Bob Crafts.
Because I had a Bob Kraft tag. I had that joke about Randy Moss.
I was the Rady Mans. Youmade show on Super Bowl Sunday.
Is the only people celebrating a happyending with a priest? Oh yeah yeah.

(01:40:51):
And then the tag was and ofcourse Bob Kraft, and they were
like, Tom asked us not todo anything with the USA. I was
like a cool, like the guyscome in here for this thing, like
whatever, And then Jeff did it. And then Tom walks up and he
goes, He'll cut that up.Yeah, And so Andrew Schultz said he
followed the rules, but obviously JeffRoss made that craft joke and that prompted

(01:41:15):
Tom Brady to get out of hisseat. We all saw what happened and
say, don't say that spit again. I loved it. Andrew said that
he gives Tom Brady the ultimate propsbecause it was pretty ballsy, because he
seemed like, hey, if youcontinue to do this, we're done with
this thing. And it was thebeginning of the show. Yeah, it
just shows you how big Tom Bradyis that he would stand up for Robert
Kraft like that. Yeah. Kindof very interesting. People in the crowd

(01:41:35):
keep coming out with a whole bunchof different things that didn't make it to
air that actually happened in the venueeven when it was live. It's very
interesting to see how much Netflix reallydid cut out, you mean when they
during the roast, even when itwas live, Like there was a joke
about Bert Kreischer and drugs and howhe was sober and he apparently pulled out

(01:41:56):
a huge bag of cocaine or something, and they usually for it must have
been a delay or something, right, Yeah, because he said he was
on the big screen in the likein the venue, but it never made
it. I gotcha. Okay,interesting, very very interesting. Yeah.
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on our podcast now at Mojo inthe Morning dot com, Mike, when

(01:43:09):
are you and Ali making the trekoverfor the the Mojo's Hotel hookup party.
That's she just called me two secondsago. We are heading out this almost
a second. I get off theair today. We got to go drop
the kids off at the sitter andthen we are heading to the hotel to
check in. I love it.I love it. I love it when

(01:43:30):
you drop the kids off at thesitter. Uh, do you like bribe
them and say if you're good,we'll bring you home something like you know,
Wendy's. Wendy's Frosty is everything rightnow. They love Wendy's Frosty.
So that's with good grades, withgood at the babysitter, we do have
to We're probably gonna have to dosome extra this time around because Milo is

(01:43:53):
here. I'm gonna send you guysthis picture too. Mile's doing this thing
and maybe all kids do it andmaybe I even did it too as a
kid. Where you were you sleepin random spots. He will not sleep
in his bed. There's nothing wrongwith his bed. He's got a pall
patrol bed. He loves it.He just won't sleep regular in the bed,
so he like half puts his legsin the bed and he half puts

(01:44:13):
his other half of the body inthe bed or on the floor, and
then he'll sometimes just sleep under hisbed. He's got in this picture that
you just send he's got in foryourself. That is a cool looking bed
he's got there. It's he lovesit. It's like, yeah, it
looks like it's very cool. Sohe's got he's got his hips and legs
in the bed, but his headis like hanging off the bed on what

(01:44:35):
he looks like made a like amakeshift pillow or something there. Huh yeah,
But he does it all the time, like and sometimes he's got an
Elmo like fluffy chair. He'll puthis Elmo fluffy chair in the bed and
then sleep on the Elmo fluffy chair. It's never the same, there's no
consistency. So he would you haveto bring like the Elmo fluffy chair to

(01:44:56):
the babysitter's house that he's gonna bestaying at tonight. You see that blanket
he's got his head on. Yeah, we're going to get a Ninja turtle
blanket that's coming. Uh. Thehe has to have his little sonic.
He has to have the Almo chair. He like all these different things because
I don't know where he's going toend up, Like, I don't know
how he's going to sleep there.That's funny. What is it with kids
that don't sleep in their bed thatthey don't want to sleep in their bed?
But they like kid? Do youdo the kids ever make fort beds

(01:45:20):
at all? Or fort So yeah, we got I don't know if you
guys had this. They have theit's like a tent but you hook it
up to a box fan and itblows up this this fan or this tent
into a in your bedroom. It'slike the size of your bedroom. And
they sleep in that all the timetoo. That's right coolest. By the
way, what if you don't wearuh, you know, this doesn't grow

(01:45:42):
get a growing out face, likeit doesn't he doesn't grow out of this.
What if he's thirty years old andhe's still like sleeping underneath his I
don't know. You get a phonecall from his wife and his wife says,
your son sleeping under the bed orsleep got his Elmo chair like SHA
was ing in the bed. Ikeep is that? And then I thought

(01:46:03):
at first it was like, maybehe sleeps walks, but that's not it
because we stay up and he's notmoving around. He just that's how he
falls asleep. He feels comfortable doingthis. He doesn't feel comfortable in a
comfortable bed. He feels un knowcomfortable in an uncomfortable position. Eight four
to four Mojo Live eight four foursix sixty five six bef for eight is
that's something common with the kids,where you know, there are kids that

(01:46:25):
don't sleep in in beds. Andthen the other thing, too is going
away like this and doing the outof town thing like you're doing, which
Chelsea and I didn't do very much, but when we did, we would
have to bribe whoever was watching them. If it wasn't like our mother in
law or my mother in law doingit like, you'd have to bribe them,
like kids, do not screw thisup because we do not want to

(01:46:47):
lose a babysitter. Oh you know, luckily this time it's grandma, so
it should be fine. Yeah,but nine times out of ten, you're
absolutely right. We have to belike Frosty's or you are not be good
or you're not getting from Bringham souvenirsfrom the Cambria Hotel. Uh take all
their you know the remote control theyor something to take is their pillows.

(01:47:09):
I'll bring you back pillows. Yesthey will. They'll love they'll love having
this party if they go into theMIC's room the next day and they have
no pillows or Betty. But Ilove that today, like you have to
explain all of these strange things toa babysitter, and I like, that's
kind of I want to hear storiesfrom babysitters of like what was the what

(01:47:30):
was the weird rule that the parenttold you you had to like do or
as a parent, Well, itwas a really weird thing you had to
explain to the babysitter that needed tohappen. Alexis what's going on? My
son will sleve or he is seven, he just turned seven. We built
in a brand new bomb bed.He's had the tents on his bed,
anything to get him asleep. AndI said, but he will, no
matter what, find his way eitherin my bed or in my four year

(01:47:53):
old's bed that's in my bedroom,no matter what, doesn't matter what you're
doing. He's gonna have the coolestlights in his room, the coolest set
up, and he will still findhis way. No. Wait, so
I am almost asleep, and thenhe just looked at me, like,
how are you gonna let me comein here? And he doesn't even to
sleep on the bed right He puthis head where my fee are supposed to
go, and he just snuggles downthere. And I think he just got
so accustomed to it because we don't. I tried to get him asleep in

(01:48:14):
his own room for belongest, sohe would just wait till I went to
sleep, and that's where there wouldbe room at. Yeah, that's that
is funny. You don't even needto go spend the money on a bedroom
sat for him. Just let himsleep at the end of your bed.
I even joked about putting the bunkbed in my own room because like,
he's not even going to sleep inthis, Why are we building us in
his room? That's great? What'sup mudge on the morning? Hi?
Rachel? Hi? What's going on? Our oldest when he's seven? Now,

(01:48:41):
when he was three, he slepton our bedroom floor for like six
months in one of those like apaw patrol couch that pulled out to a
bed y. Yeah. Oh,and now our three year old does it?
Because we usually have a heater nextto our bed, and he'll just
we'll wake up and he's laying therewith a pillow. You know what,
though, you're going to miss theday when he doesn't do that anymore.

(01:49:03):
That's the thing you reminist oldest usedto do that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, But when he's twenty five, you want you hope he's not still
doing low key sleeping on the floor. Ain't that bad? I've had moments
just as a grown a dope.No, last week, two weeks ago.
You never just laid on the floorand got comfortable, not comfortable.

(01:49:25):
I've laid on the floor and sleft and then I wake up and I
go. But as a kid,you ever take like a blanket and lay
on the floor and cover like avent like a heater vent or whatever,
and then it heats up the wholeblanket? No, all right, I've
never done that. Do you doit with your pants on? Or pants
on? Depends on the move.The first time you got tingling down there?
I also did that last week.Cat, what's going on? Hey?

(01:49:50):
I was calling so I was thinkingof what the kids sleeping everywhere?
A good thing to do is getlike a day, get a day bed.
Yeah, a regular because it's likeit's almost like a couch, but
it's a bed. At the sametime, that might do something that will
be really comfortable, because yes,I have slept on the floor and yes
I have put a blanket over thevent before. When I was little.

(01:50:11):
I used to love doing that allthe time. So you're not alone here,
Okay, I'm from Thank you,Kayla. What's up? Hey Kayla?
Hi? Hi there, what's happening? Hi? How's it going?
A longtime listener? First time?Yeah, so you're a babysitter that was

(01:50:32):
told something by the family that youwere babysitting for. Yeah. So I
was babysitting for one of my goodfriends and her daughter told me as I
was tucking her in that she neededme to go downstairs into the kitchen and
banging pots and pants for her tofall asleep. Oh, because like,
does mom do the dishes or somethingwhen she's Yeah, so, when her

(01:50:53):
mom came home, I told herabout that. Her mom was one mortified,
but I also thought it was hilariousand she's like, oh my gosh.
It's because every night when they goto sleep, I have music playing
and I'm always cleaning dishes. Soshe even tells her mom every night,
even if her mom's not doing dishes, to go downstairs. Why why not
alone? Why is it though thatI feel like she was messing with you.

(01:51:14):
I need you to go downstairs andbang pots and pans. She's upstairs
going I can't believe this woman isfalling. Rachel, You baby sat a
boy? And what did he wantyou to do? Rachel? Rachel by
good morning? Hey, how areyou doing? Okay? Good? So?

(01:51:39):
I think babysitting this a little.He'll be two years old on the
thirteen. His parents see me thathe likes to love you or put his
hands like under your hand cakes sleeping? No, so imagine if you tell

(01:51:59):
me when it's time to lay takea nap. Any of that, I
have to move. Wait wait wait, wait, stop for saying your phone
is your phone is awful? Areyou putting your phone underneath your armpick?
You have it under your chin,don't you? Yeah? I did so?

(01:52:20):
Wait so Rachel, did you saythat this is just some boy or
did you say it's your grandson?This is my grand Okay, so your
grandson wants you to let you rubit, to rub your ears? My
ear. You have to let himrub your ear load, put his hand
under your arm pit. Nope.If it wasn't your grandson, I would

(01:52:43):
say this is a weird kid.But this is your grandson, and I'm
calling it weird. I'm calling itweird. That's weird. So my son's
son, my son, I'm like, I'm trying. I was like,
he like, why won't he goto sleep? He's flipping cross and turning.
I'm going off to sleep on him. My son is like, you
have to let him rub your earlow and then he'll eventually put his hand

(01:53:05):
under your arm pick you sleep likethat with him? Like, are you
kidding me? I'd be telling thekids listen, I ain't doing this crap.
I don't care if you're my grandkidor not. I ain't doing this.
Like so, even once I lethim downs off the sleep, when
you go to move, he startslike, oh no, I tell my

(01:53:27):
son. I'm like, it's gonnabe hard for you guys to get like
sitter. Yah. Yeah, I'mso serious. I'm not even keeping them
overnight. I just keep them forlike a couple of hours. But when
it's nap time, he has torub my ear love I would tell me
I have to scratch my back orsomething, you know what I mean,
like at least me or cut mygrass, like yeah, make him do

(01:53:48):
something that's going to actually, youknow, be good. All right,
Thank you for the call, Mike. Be safe when you're driving over to
Thanks Mike. When are you andAli making the trekked over for the Mojo's
Hotel hookup party? That's she justcalled me two seconds ago. We are
heading out this almost a second Iget off the air today. We got

(01:54:11):
to go drop the kids off atthe sitter and then we are heading to
the hotel to check in. Ilove it. I love it. I
love it. When you drop thekids off at the sitter, do you
like bribe them and say, ifyou're good, we'll bring you home something
like, you know, Wendy's Wendy'sFrosty is everything right now? They love
Wendy's Frosty. So that's with goodgrades, with good at the babysitter.

(01:54:35):
We do have to We'll probably gonnahave to do some extra this time around
because Milo is here. I'm wantto send you guys this picture too.
Mile's doing this thing and maybe allkids do it, and maybe I even
did it too as a kid,where you where you sleep in random spots.
He will not sleep in his bed. There's nothing wrong with his bed.
He's got a pall patrol bed.He loves it. He just won't

(01:54:55):
sleep regular in the bed. Sohe like half puts his legs in the
bed and he half puts his otherhalf of the body in the bed or
on the floor, and then he'llsometimes just sleep under his bed. He's
got in this picture that you justsend, he's got in for yourself.
That is a cool looking bed he'sgot there. It's he loves it.
It's like, yeah, it lookslike it's very cool. So he's got
he's got his hips and legs inthe bed, but his head is like

(01:55:20):
hanging off the bed on what helooks like made a like a makeshift pillow
or something there. Huh. Yeah. But he does it all the time,
like and sometimes he's got an Almolike fluffy chair. He'll put his
Elmo fluffy chair in the bed andthen sleep on the Elmo fluffy chair.
It's never the same, there's noconsistency. So he would you have to

(01:55:41):
bring like the Elmo fluffy chair tothe babysitter's house that he's going to be
staying at tonight. You see thatblanket he's got his head on. Yeah,
we're gonna get a Ninja turtle blanketthat's coming. Uh. The he
has to have his little sonic,he has to have the Almo chair.
He like all these different things becauseI don't know where he's gonna end up,
Like, I don't know how he'sgonna sleeps. Funny, what is
it with kids that don't sleep intheir bed that they don't want to sleep

(01:56:03):
in their bed, but they like, kid, do you do the kids
ever make fort beds at all?Or forts? So, yeah, we
got I don't know if you guyshad this. They have the it's like
a tent but you hook it upto a box fan and it blows up
this this fan or this tent intoa in your bedroom. It's like the
size of your bedroom and they sleepin that all the time too. That's

(01:56:24):
right, by the way. Whatif you don't wear uh you know,
this doesn't grow get a growing out'sface, Like it doesn't he doesn't grow
out of this. What if he'sthirty years old and he's still like sleeping
underneath his bed chair. You geta phone call from his wife, and
his wife says, uh, yourson sleeping under the bed or sleeping he

(01:56:47):
got his elmow chair like in thebed keep. And then I thought at
first it was like maybe he sleepswalks, but that's not it because we
stay up and he's not moving around. He just that's how he falls asleep.
He feels comfortable well doing this.He doesn't feel comfortable in a comfortable
bed. He feels un you know, comfortable in an uncomfortable position. Eight
four to four Mojo Live eight fourfour sixty six five six bef for you?

(01:57:09):
Is that something common with the kidswhere you know there are kids that
don't sleep in beds? And thenthe other thing too is going away like
this and doing the out of townthing like you're doing, which Chelsea and
I didn't do very much, butwhen we did, we would have to
bribe whoever was watching them. Ifit wasn't like our mother in law or
my mother in law doing it like, you'd have to bribe them like,

(01:57:30):
kids, do not screw this upbecause we do not want to lose a
babysitter. Oh you know, luckilythis time it's grandma. So it should
be fine. Yeah, but ninetimes out of ten, you're absolutely right.
We have to be like Frosty's,or you are not be good or
you're not getting Frosty's bringham souvenirs fromthe Cambria Hotel. Take all their you

(01:57:53):
know, the remote control, theor something, should take their pillows.
I'll bring it back pillows, Yesthey will. They'll they'll love having this
party if they go into the MIC'sroom the next day and they have no
pillows or Betty, but I lovethat today, like you have to explain
all of these strange things to ababysitter, and I like that's kind of

(01:58:14):
I want to hear stories from babysittersof like, what was the what was
the weird rule that the parent toldyou you had to like do or as
a parent, well, it's areally weird thing you had to explain to
the babysitter that needed to happen.Alexis what's going on? My son will
lever Or he's seven, he justturned seven. We built him a brand
new bump bed. He's had thetents on his bed, anything to get

(01:58:34):
him asleep. And I said,but he will no matter what, find
his way either in my bed orin my four year old's bed that's in
my bedroom. No matter what,doesn't matter what you're doing, You're gonna
have the coolest lights in his room, the coolest shut up, and he
will still find his way. He'llwait. So I am almost asleep,
and then he just looked at me, like, how are you gonna let
me coming here? And he don'tsleep on the bedron. He put his

(01:58:54):
head where my the are supposed togo, and he just snuggles down there.
And I think he got so accustomedto it because we don't. I
tried to get him a sleep inhis own room for belongest, so he
would just wait till I went tosleep, and that's where there would be
room at Yeah, that's that isfunny. You don't even need to go
spend the money on a bedroom satfor him. Just let him sleep at
the end of your bed. Ieven joked about putting the bunk bed in

(01:59:15):
my own room because like, he'snot even going to sleep in this,
Why are we building this in hisroom? That's great? What's up mouge
on the morning? Hi? Rachel, Hi, what's going on? Our
oldest when he's seven? Now?When he was three, he slept on
our bedroom floor for like six monthsin one of those like a paw patrol
couch that pulled out to a bed. Yes. Yeah, oh, And

(01:59:38):
now our three year old does itbecause we usually have a heater next to
our bed, and he'll just we'llwake up and he's laying there with a
pillow. You know what, though, You're going to miss the day when
he doesn't do that anymore. That'sthe thing. You reminiscent when our oldest
used to do that. Yeah yeah, yeah, But when he's twenty five,
you won't. You hope he's notstill there, Loki, sleeping on

(02:00:01):
the floor. Ain't that bad.I've had moments just as a grown a
dope. No, last week,two weeks ago, you just laid on
the floor and got comfortable. Notcomfortable. I've laid on the floor and
slept and then I wake up andI go. But as a kid,
you ever take like a blanket andlay on the floor and cover like a
vent, like a heater vent orwhatever, and then it heats up the

(02:00:23):
whole blanket? No, all right, I've never done that. You do
it with your pants on or pantson, depends on the move. The
first time you got tingling down there. I also did that last week.
Cat. What's going on? Hey? I was calling? So I was
thinking of with the kids sleeping everywhere, a good thing to do would get

(02:00:44):
like at a day bed instead ofa regular bed, because it's like it's
almost like a couch, but it'sbad at the same time, that might
do something that will be really comfortable, because yes, I have slept on
the floor and yes I have puta blanket over the vent before. When
I was little, I used tolove doing in that all the time.
So you're not alone here, Okay, I'm from Thank you, Kayla.

(02:01:04):
What's up? Hey, Kayla?Hi? Hi there, what's happening?
Hi? How's it going? Alongtime listener? First time? Yeah,
So you're a babysitter that was toldsomething by the family that you were babysitting
for. Yeah. So I wasbabysitting for one of my good friends and

(02:01:26):
her daughter told me as I wastucking her in that she needed me to
go downstairs into the kitchen and bangingpots and pants for her to fall asleep.
Oh, because like does mom dothe dishes or something when she's Yeah,
so when her mom came home,I told her about that. Her
mom was one mortified, but Ialso thought it was hilarious, and she's
like, oh my gosh. It'sbecause every night when they go to sleep,

(02:01:47):
I have music playing and I'm alwayscleaning dishes. So she even tells
her mom every night, even ifher mom's not doing dishes, to go
downstairs pans. Why not alone?Why is it though that I feel like
she was a mess scene with you. I need you to go downstairs and
bang pots and pans. She's upstairsgoing I can't believe this woman is falling.

(02:02:10):
Rachel. You babysat a boy andwhat did he want you to do?
Rachel? Rachel by good morning?Hey, how are you doing your
day? Okay? Good? Oh? I think baby's sitting this a little
time. He'll be two years oldon the thirteenth. His parents see me

(02:02:35):
that he likes to rupto or puthis hands like under your hand cake?
Are you sleeping? No, guys, So imagine every time when this time
I lay down and take a nap. Any of that I have to move
Wait wait, wait, wait stopfor saying your phone is your phone is
awful? Are you putting your phoneunderneath your armpick? You have it under

(02:03:00):
your chin, don't you? Yeah? I did. So. Wait,
so, Rachel, did you saythat this is just some boy or did
you say it's your grandson? Thisis my grandson. Okay, so your
grandson wants you to let you rubit or to rub your ears, my

(02:03:21):
ear you have to let him rubyour ear load, put his hand under
your arm pit. Nope, togo. If it wasn't your grandson,
I would say this is a weirdkid. But this is your grandson,
and I'm calling it weird. I'mcalling it weird. That's weird. So
it's my son's son. So myson, I'm like, I'm trying.

(02:03:42):
I was like he like, whywon't he go to sleep? He's flipping
cross and turning. I'm dozing offto sleep on him. My son is
like, you have to let himrub your ear load and then he'll eventually
put his hand under your arm pickyou sleep like that with him? Like,
are you kidding me? I'd betelling the kids listen, I ain't
doing this crap. I don't careif you're my grandkid or not. I

(02:04:04):
ain't doing this crap. Like so, even once I let him does off
the sleep, when you go tomove, he starts like, oh no,
I tell my son, I'm like, it's gonna be hard for you
guys to get like bitter. Yeah, I'm so serious. I'm not even
keeping them overnight. I just keepthem for like a couple of hours.

(02:04:25):
But when it's nap time he hasto rub my ear, LUs, I
would tell me I have to scratchmy back or something, you know what
I mean, like at least orcut my grass, like yeah, make
him do something that's gonna actually,you know, be good. All right,
Thank you for the call, Mike, be safe when you're driving over
to Thanks money. M So,wes your husband telling you that it does

(02:05:09):
have a nice ring to it.Wess, your husband believes that your daughter
Lucy purposely got him sick. Idon't know if it was, well,
maybe it was on purpose, Idon't know, but he believes that Lucy
is absolutely one hundred percent the reasonthat he got pink eye. Really,

(02:05:36):
adults with pink eye, it justreally grows me out. I don't know
why. Like kids get it allthe time because they don't wash their hands
and you know whatever, but likewhen an adult has it, I don't
know why. Eye stuff just makesme like so cringe, so I could
barely even look at him. Buthe believes that he got it because Lucy,

(02:05:56):
my ten year old, thinks itis hysterically funny to fart on West's
pillow. And if you know anythinkabout pink Guy, that's one of the
ways that you can get Pink Guyis you can get Pink Guy from somebody
farting. You mean, I don'tknow if you can get it from farts
per se, But isn't it fecalLike fecal matter in your eye can cause

(02:06:19):
Pink Guy learned that pooping or fartingon a pillow is hilarious. I don't
think that's what I'm saying. Idon't know if it was on purpose,
because I don't think she knew that. But he said to her, you
can't where did she learn that fartingon a pillow was something that she would
do. Oh, she just thinksit's funny, Like your girlfriend. Girlfriend

(02:06:39):
with farts is like Megan with purps. She can do it on command and
it is impressive, impressive, Soshe thinks it's funny just to joke with
Wes that she will fart on hispillow. Well, he said to her,
you farting have a pillow? Gaveme pink? Guy? Does she
have her pants on when she's farting? Or is she bare? Bub bottom?

(02:07:00):
Part that she has her pants?Okay, but can you get I
don't knocked up the movie? Themovie knocked out? I heard about it?
What about? What was the showthat used to test out all the
theories and stuff? Was MythBusters?I'm MythBusters? They do that, By
the way, that is the greatestthing. I always claim that the kids
always got me sick whenever I wasn'tfeeling good, And I'm convinced that I've

(02:07:25):
gotten sick, probably from my childrennumerous times. But I didn't realize that
their farting could get you pinky.That's wild. By the way, what
an excuse for him not washing hishands? You know that he went into
the bathroom and didn't clean himself asmuch. Sorry, I'm gonna blame it.
I'm gonna blame it on my stepkids. He's starting off on a

(02:07:48):
right foot here. It's a goodidea to do that. I want to
find out more about the farting ona pillow thing? Can we try that?
What a quick google? He says, you cannot get it from a
fart, but still searching. Weshould we should just try it as a
thing. I'll far on your pillowor just fart right in my eye,
Like, let's do that. Yeah, we'll do the Uh what's it called?

(02:08:13):
When you dutch off him? Whenyou scared that? When you no?
No, yeah, we never heardof you heard of Dutch girls.
They got good donuts and they recentlyjust reopened. I never heard of it.
You fired, you fired on yourin your blankets and then cover your
blanket over the person. My grandmaused to have this. I don't know.

(02:08:33):
It was like a big ass lightbulb. But it wasn't that at
all. It was like this domething with like this cutout bottom. And
I used to just do the craziestthings when I was younger. So I
put it up to my butt andI farted in it, and I quickly
covered it to her face and justput it over her start gagging. It

(02:08:54):
was thank god, she's she's stillalive, and she's dead. This is
the one that dies. Oh mygod, Yeah, you killed you killed
your grandma. I used to doso much stuff to her. He used
to be remember one time, thisis when I'm sorry but I'll never tell
this. My grandma used to takeus to the movies a lot. And
this was like back in the dayswhen you have to get the paper and

(02:09:15):
you have to see, like whattime the movies was. So she put
the car to driveway and she wasgetting her porch doing and like the man
had the tiles out there, andI was like, Melinda, that's my
younger, Like Lynn, just pickone up and smash it. She was
like no, no, no,like Lynn, trust me, just do
it. She picked it up,smashing. My grandma was so pissed.
I ain't taking on no way.Did I feel better about this? Poor

(02:09:39):
grandma? Lucy's given a West pinkainand you killed your grandma? What's going
on? Amy? How you doing? Hi? I am good to say
that I believe in the first Mydaughter's dogs sleeps with her every night,
and she parted on her and sheended up. Wait, so that dogs

(02:10:03):
can give you pink eye, right, that is? Maybe maybe Wes needs
to blame this new puppy that youguys have, this new dog. I
mean that that new dog, thatnew dog could be the culprit. You
know, don't blame the child,not that kid. Natalie what's going on?

(02:10:33):
Hi? I was calling in becausewhen my ex and I broke up
a few years ago, my friendpurposely eight white Castle for lunch and bear,
but farted on his pillow when Iwas moving up. Do we know
if he ever got anything. Idon't know because we haven't spoken in a

(02:10:54):
couple of years, but it wouldhave been great. Oh my goodness.
Wow, that's a friend. Bythe way, any friend that would put
their ass on on a pillow ofa guy that did you wrong, is
that friend in the world. That'sa best friend. What's going on,
Stephanie? How you doing? I'mgood? Are you? What's happened?

(02:11:15):
I'm doing good. So my dogssleep under our blanket that night, and
I remember there was this one timemy partner farted so bad that my dog
started like gagging. He comes outof under the blanket, his eyes are
all ready, he's like high,basically off of it, like, what's
going on? What's what happened?Oh my god? From a dog?

(02:11:37):
No, my partner farted. Ohoh, your partner farted and the dog?
Yeah, does your dog like yourfarts? Well, most of the
time he stays under the blanket ifwe do. It was just that one
that just happened to be like extraramsid. I guess, yeah, that's
mine friend growing up and her brotherused to like loudly fart and the dog

(02:12:01):
would come running to smell it.No, no, no, it was
a really dumb dog. To behonest, that's actually kind of funny.
They had two brain smells and theywere fighting with each other. The dog
likes my farts. I've actually,I've actually heard my dogs audibly go when

(02:12:24):
I've let one out. People,by the way, should actually have peta.
Should protest your your partner's house,you know, for tonight. Guys,
Oh, you're coming out with us? I love it. We are
the home. Wait a second,is this the guy the farter that's coming
out? Yeah, but he won'tneed Chipotle beforehand, so I'll make sure

(02:12:48):
that. Stephanie, thank you.What's up? Rob? So bad?
I cleared a room with two dogs? Come out. I love that You're
proud of this. I enjoy it. But no, I have a tea
coach roll in a pit and Iwas home alone with them, and I

(02:13:09):
let one rip and THEO went toher own room and sort of the pit.
And my girlfriend comes home and shegoes where's the dogs? And I'm
like, one in their room,once in our room, would you do?
I kind of got some dads.She's like, it can't be that
bad, and they both looking atit, looking for proms or my time,

(02:13:30):
and I'm like, apparently that's funnythat she says it can't be that
bad. But she walked in theroom and didn't smell it. No,
No, she's no, she shekind she figured it out. Yeah.
That the bummer of that is youcan't blame it on the dogs, which
is probably the thing that you shoulddo. Or the morning's dirty on the

(02:13:50):
thirty, the last dirty of theweek. What a big dirty morning too?
A lot of men. Yeah,Taylor swift eras tour in Paris,
Hayley adjested Bieber expect a baby,their first baby together. They shared that
huge and very sweet news on Instagramyesterday and the internet was just eating it
up. I mean they had liketwo million comments in or two million likes

(02:14:13):
excuse me, in like nine minutes. It was absolute madness. But they
posted a video first from a vowrenewal that they recently did, and then
the baby bump photos of Haley inthis beautiful white lace stress you could see
her little bump, but sources tellingme she is just over six months along
and they already have the perfect namepicked out for their new center daughter.

(02:14:35):
I'm happy for him, I reallyam. I want good things to happen
to the guy. Such a tumultuouschildhood and we're probably going to find out
even worse things about happening this guyin his childhood, So it's kind of
nice to see that he found lovewith somebody and that they stay together.
More drama at Drake Toronto Manson yesterdayanother person busted trying to get in.
This is the second such instance sincethat was shooting earlier this week. According

(02:15:00):
to Toronto Police, at approximately threethirty in the afternoon, the police were
called about a person trespassing on theproperty. The trespasser got into some sort
of altercation with Drake's security before copswere called. He was taken to the
hospital when they arrived. Four StarsStormy Daniels wrapping up her testimony in the

(02:15:20):
Trump hush money trial yesterday. Itwas a tense cross examination as Stormy Daniels
wrapped up for nearly seven hours onthe stand, questioned about her alleged sexual
encounter with former President Trump at aCalifornia hotel in two thousand and six and
encounter Trump denies. The defense questionedthe veracity of Daniel's story, including her
claims that she became lightheaded and feltthe room spin after seeing Trump in his

(02:15:43):
underwear. Another thing that was justtotally not unbelievable was like, and I
went to the bathroom and on dinner, and when I came out of the
bathroom, he was there just inboxes and T shirt and I almost fainted.
And Susan Nechlason, You've made twohundred pornographic movies and a man in
his sixties and the boxes and aT shirt that made you faint, She's
like, well, I just wasn'texpecting. It didn't come off as credible.

(02:16:05):
But Daniel's defiant on the stand.When Trump's lawyer asked, you have
a lot of experience of making phonystories about sex appear to be real,
Daniel's fired back, the sex inthe films is very real, just like
what happened to me in that room. She added that if she were to
fictionalize her encounter with Trump, Iwould have written it to be a lot
better. How much longer do theyanticipate this hush money trial going. Do

(02:16:26):
you have any idea? Well,Cohen hasn't gone on the stand yet,
so then the case goes over toTrump's attorneys. Yeah, it could go
for a while. It's amazing becauseit's taking him off of the campaign trail.
But they say that his poll numbershave gone up from being on this
thing, which is wild to thinkthat maybe him not being out and about

(02:16:48):
doing goofy stuff actually will help him. I don't know. Yeah, And
lastly, this story is crazy andhas gone viral today. A thirty four
year old woman found living inside therooftop sign of the Family Fair grocery store
in Midland, Michigan. At first, I didn't believe it. It's like,
how and where did she get herfurniture up there? It was all

(02:17:09):
there inside the Family Fair as apeaked sign. The thirty four year old
woman had what she needed to live, a computer, printer, coffee maker,
even a houseplant. There's an outleton the roof so she could plug
in and get electricity. By theway, I didn't hear that the first
time we played the story. Shehad all that stuff in there, but
she had that like furniture every SarahOsseath recently moved from Colorado to Midland.

(02:17:31):
I go here all the time,so it was just interesting to know that
she could have been up there aswe were walking in and out. Midland
Police say the woman was cooperative andagreed to leave when she was found living
in the sign on April twenty third. There's a small access door to get
inside the enclosure. They say.Employees at Family Fair referred to her as
the roof Ninja. Paul Habil,who works nearby, had another name for

(02:17:54):
her. We just kind of referredto as a ski mask girl. He
says. She was seen often inthe plaza area over the past year dressed
in black, and she also woregoggles. They had called the police a
few times. By the time thecops got here, they were she was
already gone. Tammy Stare of Midlandsstill has questions and as busy as it
is here all the time, thatno one would see here going up and

(02:18:16):
down the building. So yeah,I wonder if she had the ladder back
there or something. Why isn't thatweird though that she was like, why
is she wearing goggles and all thatstuff? That's that's an interesting one.
Yeah, but the fact that shelived there for years and nobody knew I
kind of impressive. They should rentit out to her like that. They
got so much press of this thing. I think there are you know how

(02:18:39):
Airbnb does those unique they have likea whole like it's called the Icons Collection
or something. I think they're ownedby Spartan Stores. And I think there
are some people here from Michigan thatthat aired from the Detroit area. Seriously,
let her, let's get her ahouse. I know how amazing would
that be if you guys can turnthis around and do something for sure?

(02:19:01):
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services that you do. I doiHeartRadio and I do follow us, so
it auto downloads to our phones.Kevin was at the mall yesterday and saw
something very interesting in one of theother stores. Did you yes, I
feel like people don't they don't wantto work, or while they're working,
they just want to leave and theywant a reason to close the store down

(02:22:24):
early so no one comes in.And Shrill and I are in the mall
yesterday, and to be fair,it was it had rained a little bit,
but it wasn't like it was pouringdown crazy rain tundra wasn't. None
of that was going on. Butwe go on the elevator because we got
journal with us on the stroller,and I looked to my left and there's

(02:22:45):
a guy, first off, juststaring at me. He's like sitting right
by the door, but on theinside of the business, and he's just
looking at We make eye contact tothe point where it was like, let
me look away because it's getting weird. And I see a sign that's not
like a real business sign, youknow. How do they have those little
clocks like ten minutes later we'll beback. None of that. It was
like a sheet of paper like hewrote on it, put it on the
glass, and it said stores closeddue to flooding. There's no rain outside.

(02:23:13):
That's going crazy like that. Noother stores in the mall are closed.
There's no big you know, havelike those big yellow wind things to
try to dry the carpet out ofthe store. None of that stuff is
there. We go on our business. Not even twenty minutes later, we
come back down, walk past thestore, and now it's open. If
you don't want to work, ifyou just want to close early, just

(02:23:35):
say that. Don't say due toflooding. The store is closed now and
you're the only one in there.You just don't want to do anything.
Maybe he was flooding the toilet.I did want to say bathroom, that's
what it is. Oh yeah,maybe they don't have bathrooms in all those
stores. No, they don't,which is why they have to put those
signs up and lock up there.There's a store at the Frankle Park Mall

(02:23:56):
in Toledo, and I walked byit one time and it said had to
run to the bathroom. Store willreopen in five minutes. And I felt
so bad that you were the onlyemployee and in order to go to the
bathroom you have to lock down thestore. Yeah, I don't think that
this guy wasn't in the bathroom.He was right there. Did you look

(02:24:16):
at him and look at the thingand go like point to it at all?
I mean, I was is thisa store that were you trying to
go into that story? I wasn'tgoing into that store, okay, because
if you were wanting to go inthe store, you probably would have made
it. I would have went tothe door. I'm like, how long,
or like you know what's going on? But I believe he was genuinely
lying. I still find it weird, and not that I don't want them
to have a lunch, but Ithink it's weird that Walgreens and CBS,

(02:24:39):
and I don't know if write Adoes the same thing, that they close
so that the pharmacists can have lunchwhen they probably should just hire another pharmacist
and they should rotate lunches, especiallysince their lunch time is our lunch,
our lunch time. And I feellike a lot of people are like,
oh, I can run to Walgreensduring my lunch break and grab my prescription

(02:25:01):
and it drives me crazy. Andif you have to have lunch, I
feel as though there needs to beat least a shade that can be drawn,
because if I go on fourteen millor old to Haggridy to the CBS
to get prescriptions and to drive through, and five of you all are just
in the thing, at least closingto where it looks closed. Don't have
it wide open where everybody just dancing, prancing and laughing. I just need

(02:25:22):
to give it to an halar.Do you think they're actually are they eating
or they what are they doing?Some people are eating. Some people on
their cell phones and look happier breakYeah, but like close a blind or
something like. I think the problemis like yesterday was an interesting day for
us in our neighborhood. We hadgarbage day. Our garbage man didn't come
until eleven o'clock at night. Okay, guy came late, the garbage man.

(02:25:46):
I called them my buddy Kevin Tierney, and I said to Kevin,
this is weird. The garbage guyhasn't come as it wasn't a holiday this
week he's got the same garbage daybecause he lives right by me. And
he said, oh, the garbageguy was just here. He told me
that they don't have enough worker.He had to do the recycling truck first,
go back at the new truck,and then come back. So they
did the recycling earlier, then theydid the garbage later. But they don't

(02:26:07):
have enough people. COVID aft upthis world, and I know it aft
up this world health wise, butit's effed up this world like the like
nobody's going back to traditional work anymore. And I think that to go back
to the pharmacy thing that's a healthcarething, like the pharmacy should pay and
bring more and have more staff sothat you don't have Like Shannon brings up

(02:26:30):
a really good point, your lunchtimecould be the time that you go get
your you know, your medicine ormedication. They should at least have somebody
there just to hand you the becausenow nowadays you don't just go in there
and bring up prescription anymore. Theycall it in probably so and you can
see on the app when it's rightlike so you know it's ready. And
like the Walgreens that they used togo to has the drive through. Yeah,

(02:26:52):
so I would just like wait inthe drive through and you know,
grab the prescription. But yeah,and and I don't know why they all
take it at the exact same time. Like most places stagger so that there's
always somebody working, right, It'sgot to be. There's got to be
some reason. I'm just so curiouswhat it is. I'm gonna do something
around this place too, because Okay, technically we don't get a lunch break,

(02:27:16):
right, but we're on the air, so we work more than eight
hour days and we're here after theshow's over with. It's the only time
that I get a breath because Irun the controls and I'm talking NonStop,
and we're talking non stop, duranything you wouldn't believe. Sometimes the people
that you're you're, you know thatare waiting to talk to you. And

(02:27:37):
I think that I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna put a sign up in
the window that's going to say floodend, you know what I mean,
because I'll sit in here and there'stime and I don't like eating in front
of people because I'm a fat guy, and like I want to eat my
cottage cheese here in a second.I'm gonna eat it during a commercial break,
but they'll walk in. People willwalk in and be like, I
can't eat my food. Jen.Well, by the way, I just

(02:27:58):
want everybody to know Walgreens is closedfrom one till one thirty mojo in the
morning. Between ten thirty and eleven, that's when we're closed. What's going
on? I hear that. Soas a former manager, you are the
players to take breaks within certain timeframes, and you were required by low
to take that break. So youhave to work nine hours in order to

(02:28:22):
get paid for eight hours. Butwhat if I want to skip lunch and
just keep working and leave at fourinstead of five? Like I would much
rather do that. Yeah, same, Yeah, you're not allowed. Yeah,
that was an option at the jobthat I had, especially with everybody
who worked from home during COVID.I know a lot of people just eat
and work. I'd rather just eatand work and get out earlier. Yeah.

(02:28:45):
Did you guys hear the story?They say it's a passenger, but
then I saw another story. Didyou hear the story about the Southwest Airlines
flight attendant that got up in theplane's overhead bin and like laid in the
overhead bin. There's been like acouple of stories coming out lately later or
lately whatever the words are, seeI need a break. But one of
them was a flight attendant wanted somefree time and went on the plane and

(02:29:09):
wanted to lay down flat, Solaid down flat in the overhead compartment.
Did you fit in? I don'tknow. They were able to fit in.
And then there's another one about apassenger that did that too. What
did I see recently? This isthere's a story about how And I save
these stories all the time when Isee them. It was about what people
want working. Oh, job expertsare blaming uh resentism, recentism. Job

(02:29:39):
extras say the recentism is where peopleare resentful. So they have a philosophy
where they're just doing the minimal workright now, and they're saying that recenticism
is setting in where they're re youknow, resenting. Yeah, if you're
giving me the minimum pay, I'mgiving you the to move more facts.

(02:30:05):
Wouldn't you rather just go get anotherjob than give the half ask. They're
not replacing anybody, They're firing everybody, putting more workload on the employees that
are still there. And now everytime I get quick, because we're not
paying you any unemployment. Every timeyou turn into topic, I'm going to
say, is this the minimum?Yes, we got an answer on the

(02:30:28):
pharmacy thing. What's the answer onthe pharmacy? So there has to be
a pharmacist on duty during all openhours. That is why the pharmacy closes
because they only have that one pharmacist, and the pharmacist is the only one
qualified. If somebody needs a consulton certain medications, I'd become a pharmacist.
Then there must mean that there mustbe a shortage of pharmacists. What's
up, Ashley, Hi, Iwas listening to your topic, and I

(02:30:54):
think that maybe some places have troublehiring, but I think some places they're
using it as an use to justpay less employees too. But there's a
I agree up by our cabin thatwe have up north, and even like
last summer, they wouldn't let uscome inside still, like the guy would
come outside and ask us what wewanted from in the store, and that

(02:31:16):
bothered me. I'm like, Ifeel like we're well beyond COVID now,
Like I feel like I should beable to go into your store to pick
up my items and you know,get what we what we need, the
store end up closing down. Ithink probably because of that. Oh,
I'm sure, but no, Ithink I think you're right. I think
that you know, a lot ofthese the companies are still like looking at

(02:31:37):
it as But I also do believethat there's not people that you know,
if I could have a choice ofdoor dashing and working four hours a day
making the same amount of money thatI could have made working eight hours a
day at actually a physical job,you know, I might consider it.
Yeah. I think there definitely isa kind of a mixture, but I
think some places kind of taking advantageand just choosing not to hire those extra

(02:32:01):
employees as well. We hated theideas of robots back in the day.
I remember we're like, oh,now, I'm like, I want a
robot, Like I want to justgive me a robot to like the guy
that's in that store that you werelooking at, that robot is not going
to worry about flooding unless he's nextto the plug, and then he might
go all right, this ain't abad idea or a good idea for me

(02:32:22):
to be here. So yeah,Mother's Day this weekend. Happy Mother's Day.

(02:32:46):
To the moms that we love,and not a happy Mother's Day to
the moms that we don't love.I know it's mother, you know.
I always feel bad because I'm likewishing to havy mother saying stuff. And
I know that, Megan, youknow your story with your mom. But
happy Mother's Day is to Scott Mickthe biggest mother efa I love. Really,

(02:33:07):
it's not that big of a deal, Okay, I love it.
Mother's Day is tough for me,and I don't know if zach would even
want to mention this. But hismom passed away at a young age too,
and I don't know if Mother's Dayis tough. Mother's Day gets tough
for me, like I try tomake it all all about Chelsea, but
then I think about my mom passing, and I don't know if Zachary is
like that too. I've never calledhim Zachary anymore. I've called you Zachariyah.

(02:33:31):
I do that, you know,I've called him zach attack like you've
called them. His Mother's Day hardfor you? Yeah, extremely, it's
not fun. Yeah. How oldwere you and your mom died about like
ten nine? Okay, you're evenyounger than me. That's that's awful man.
So do you try to make itabout your sister then for Mother's Day
or what do you do? Oh, to be honest with you, we

(02:33:52):
don't really talk about it really.Yeah. I don't like kind of like
stay in my own room and justdo my own thing. But like I
should. I tend to buy mysister flowers, but uh, I should
do a little more because she reallywas your mom right from time all your
time. I mean, she's stillmy mom. How how old was your
sister when your mom died? Nowthat I'm doing the math, so I

(02:34:16):
was twelve actually when my mom passed, so she was twenty three. Jesus
she raised you then from that age. Yeah, she's still raising me.
Yeah, like for real? Yeah, yeah, Oh she's great. I
love her. Yeah, dude,I got to tell you something, sisters.
I'm lucky I have my sister.So yeah, Tracy, pat Mary,

(02:34:37):
Joe, amazing. I look atyou and I cannot tell you.
I know, twelve years old andyour mom started a battling at what time?
Ten years old maybe orl yeah,well a couple of years or how
my whole life, your whole life? Yeah, to know you went through
with what you went through with yourmom into see how amazing of a guy

(02:35:01):
you are. I one thousand percentgive the credit to your sister because that
would not be possible if it wasn'tfor her and your brother in law.
Yeah, so that's pretty awesome.You're gonna make me credit. I really
appreciate it. Yeah, they Itold them the world and uh, they
shaped me and a bunch of otherpeople have shaped me into the person I

(02:35:22):
am now. But uh, Ican't just you know, give them all
the credit. But they really aregreat. Because we talk about Zach and
people probably don't know Zach as youknow, like we know Zach. It's
actually been with the show for ayear. I mean it's only been a
year that you've been with the showtoo. But this guy, out of
probably anybody I've worked with in theentire career, and I Shannon In,

(02:35:46):
Megan, Mike and Kevin stuff,you guys will probably attest to this.
This guy is the most can doguy in the world, freaking and you're
and you are truly one of thekindest people I've ever met. Like you,
I come in, you know,grumpy, and he's always like a
man. You know, you cantell and I think to myself, you

(02:36:07):
have every right to feel sorry foryourself. Thanks man, I don't know.
I try not to think about itand just yeah, I don't know.
There's been hard times, right foreverybody, and I tried not to
sell loath well. Teach me alot of buddy, I'm proud of you

(02:36:30):
and I and I know, honestly, I don't know your mom, but
I know your mom is proud ofyou too. Thank you, So I
appreciate you. What's going on,Rashida, stay there so you know,
I know mothers they could be hardfor a lot of us who you know,
don't have our moms physically here withus anymore. But what I started
to do was think about my friendswho are motherless like me. And I

(02:36:52):
started with my best friend when hermother passed away, we decided to do
a trip together. And since then, you know, my mom passed away
in twenty twenty two unexpectedly and suddenly, and now I teamed up with another
friend who also lost their mother suddenlyis unexpectedly, and we're taking a trip
just to honor our mothers and tocelebrate them in a new way instead of

(02:37:13):
being at home depressed, you know, like Uh, where do you go
on these trips? So the firsttime I went to to Vegas with my
best friend after she had lost hermom. Now that would make me forget
you know, that would be Yeah, that's not forgetting. Now you can't
forget mom. But this time toNew Orleans. Wow, it's another place.

(02:37:33):
Can Zach join your pack? CanZach be part of this whole thing?
Come on, Zach, let's go, I'll drive right. Yeah,
well, such new traditions. That'sright, that is no, that is
cool. That is uh, thatis awesome that you do that. You
know, it's like you said,it's like we're we don't want to forget
those that the moms that that passed, but we also don't want to have

(02:37:56):
to sit in the sorrow of knowingthat they're you know, not there with
us on that day. But thankyou, thank you for the call.
I appreciate it, Zach. Ididn't even intend on doing this because I
didn't want to do this to you, because I know I appreciate you.
I like making people cry on theshow. I don't like making you cry
because I know you got a busyday ahead of podcasting. I don't know

(02:38:18):
I would cry for you, bythe way, I would cry for you
as I bring this up today.I bring this up too because our hotel
hookup party is tonight. Can somebodyplease give this guy a sympathy if there
was an award, because he's inthe room next to me tonight. He
is not, is he really?You set yourself up? Oh my god,

(02:38:43):
there was a Hall of Fame awardfor the best wingman award. You
would win that right now. Thatwas the greatest thing in the entire world
out Thank you, Thank you,Mike and and Zach. I hope that
you get something tonight. I reallydo. Like honestly, if you're listening
to this, everybody's share this.Make sure this gets podcast today today.
I want girls to know part seriously, who's twelve years old? The guy

(02:39:07):
was twelve years old when his motherpassed. Lived with his sister his whole
life. He's got a hotel roomtonight at the hotel hookup. Just give
him a little bit of fun.Little Shannon's giving me the mother. Look,
don't you want to see him happy? I want to see him happy,
but I don't. I want himto find somebody tonight who like,

(02:39:28):
really actually likes him, and doyou really want to find somebody that likes
you? Or do you really wantto find somebody that likes you a little
bit? I want it all.Take the winds, find love on Saturday.
Do you remember him? Wait?Do you remember when at our last

(02:39:48):
Mojo in the Morning party for moms, the Naughty Mom's Night Out last year,
this guy had the moms like themoms were all fighting over him.
Yeah, yes, yes, theywere all they and it was of all
ages. There was like fifty yearold moms to like twenty year old moms.
Well you're I think you're getting confusedwith the daddy daughter dance also,
and there were Yeah, you've hada few good nights. You're right because

(02:40:11):
some of the daughters that brought theirdads. Oh yeah, Oh like you
forgot. No, I don't forget. We have a good time. I'm
excited for tonight. Let's give him. Make some guys see me, don't
take a picture, take off,give him a phone number, give them
something good. Well, give themyour room number. Wait, what are

(02:40:33):
you saying? Hold on? Whatyou're doing? Sign language in the other
room? What's that? What areyou saying? I'm signing? Quiet?
Banging? All right? What's gonnabe fun tonight our hotel hook up party.
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(02:41:43):
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(02:42:09):
Mama, yeah, Mama. Allright, it's Mojo in the Morning's Throwback
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thanks goes out to our good friendsover at the Imagine Theaters Paul Anthony.
We love you, guys. It'stime now for the throwback Throwdown. Who's

(02:42:31):
gonna win this week? You tellme? First pick in the draft,
Erica, your choices, Shannon,Meghan, Oh, I don't even get
Wow, She's going right for I'mgoing for Mike. I was gonna say,
I was gonna say Shannon, Meghan, Mike or cav. You go
for Mike. It's your birthday.Happy Birthdayay birthday, beautiful birthday. Amanda's

(02:42:54):
next pick in the draft, Amanda, Who you choose? Megan, Let's
let's go for you got it?Next pick in the draft goes to Ryan.
Who are your choice? Sarah gotShannon or Cav? Go you got
calv Welcome to the show, buddy, appreciate you, Tory, you got

(02:43:18):
Shannon, Hi, Shannon, Let'sgo let's go. Let's go. Are
we ready, guys? Just getme first to three. Your name is
your buzza. You can watch ona lot of platforms, right, we're
a We're on a bunch of things, different place. Yes, we're on
Instagram Live, Facebook live, andYouTube. And then actually next week we

(02:43:39):
get our TikTok rights back. Yes, all right, here we go off
tether the next No, we mighthave still have a tether attached, but
we're off. We're on probations.Don't have an ankle bracelet. Yeah,
it looks good. I'm been dazzlingit. First song in the Mojo Other
Morning Throwback throw Down title and artistfirst to three The song mm hmmm,

(02:44:01):
I don't know why I'm clearing mythroat like I'm going to be singing the
song. The song is Shannon PashaTikTok Shannon Shannon z Mary Morris. The
middle correct answer, Yes, shouldaway to condicate this song to my husband,

(02:44:26):
he knows why so hate me inthe middle. To do with the
lyrics, Sure, this is whatyou say to us The lyrics I wrote

(02:44:50):
you run it up, don't bebad calculated sick freaks. Tell us more.
You're a dirty girl. All right. Next song in the Mojo on
the Morning Throwback throw Down. Titleand artist is Mike Mike Justin Bieber big
Sean as long as you love me? Correct answer, we goody stopping,

(02:45:16):
we goodby almost we Gooby book lovely. I look to dedicate this song good
West as well. All right,KP with a score update. All right,

(02:45:43):
we got two people on the boardright now, Shannon and Mike with
one nothing for Kevin and American.That's right, keV. That hurt that
hurt me, That hurt me.Next song in the Mojo on the Morning
Throwback throw Down. Listen closely.The song is like enough and Nothing ducking

(02:46:13):
marbles love you know just one word? Wait, baby, casy the butt.
It's so easy. Bills a catchanother, Demi Levado and cheat codes.

(02:46:45):
No promises correct answer, Yes,just pick your father, simple promise
me, no promises, Just pickyour father, promised promises? Whoa were
you going through it? Bojo?When you came up with the playlist?

(02:47:09):
What's that? So? Were yougoing through it? When you came up
with the playlist? Why are theseall like going to you? Promises?
As long as you love me meetme in the middle. I know I
wasn't even thinking. I was thinking, uh, pop song, Uh,
rhythmic song. I'm next one's arhythmic song. So just so you know
that, I kind of do itthat way. But no, I don't
think of anything other than what songshaven't I not used in the last month

(02:47:31):
and a half? Two months?Score update? Please? All right?
We have Shannon in the lead withtwo yes, Mike right behind her with
one. Still nothing for Megan andKevin? Are you serious? Still nothing?
That sounded like a long answer whenhe could have just said yes,
yeah, next song in the morningThrowbacks throw Down title and artist is Kevin,

(02:47:52):
Mike Kevin? That is Kid incChris Brown. Three seconds? Uh
Mike, Mike, Kid Ink ChrisBrown, show me correct answer? Yes.

(02:48:30):
Wow. We got a little gamegoing on here, don't we do.
We have a tie between Shannon andMike. I thought you know,
Shannon was coming back with vengeance,but she's letting Mike. I'm not letting
him do anything. I'm all right. That means that we got two zero's
zero zero zero zero point zero zero. Come on, get these guys in

(02:48:54):
the game, Amanda and Ryan.Let's go have a wolf pack out.
You're gonna be a lone wolf onall right, Shannon, Mike, you
guys can win in on this nextone. The next song the Motion on
the Morning throw Back throw Down isyeah, man, so we fucking somebody's

(02:49:26):
fucking from site to site CAVN.That is pitbull usher, DJ got Us
falling in love? Correct, Ican feel that from me, DJ got
Us falling and not even an usherBabs, thank you, get you by

(02:50:09):
righty? Please? Okay we stillhave it. Excuse me, we still
have a tie Shannon and Mike withnow Kevin has entered the chat with one
and then still nothing for Megan.You know what you get, You get
a point just that way. Giveher a point for that. I'm gonna

(02:50:30):
lose every week. I'm gonna havefun my own way. Next song,
Shannon and Megan, this could beone for you guys. I'm gonna throw
you guys along, although Shannon couldwin it on this next next song in
the Motion of the Morning throw Backthrow Down title and artists, the song
is how is Yer Take Me toChurch? Correct? Mike out to a

(02:51:05):
big lead and there it goes.Congratulations Erica first picking the draft paid off
that screaming mic out right away.Gotcha Happy birthday, by the way.
Best and we now have we gota point to put up on the board

(02:51:28):
for Mike. And we now havea tie at the leader board here tie
at the top between Kevin and Mikefor the most wins this year. Both
of them have six, Shannon withthree, Meghan with one. She does
have a win, She's got onein there somewhere. I don't know where
it was, but Hall put iton the board all right on the Morning

(02:51:50):
Show. What do we got forlast minute plugs? At all last minute
plugs tonight? Going to be outour big party, excited for everybody to
be out there. If you wonyour passes Lydia, they show up and
their name will be at a dooror whatever. Let's just got to bring
your ID. Just bring your ID. Yeah, you gotta be twenty one
and up by the way too.That's the other thing too, you got

(02:52:11):
to be twenty one or up.I hopefully you guys know that we're going
to be doing a contest called Smashor Pass giving away trips to Vegas for
a nice first date. So ifyou want to be part of that contest,
you know, search out all ofus to tell us that you want
to be in that contest if youare single. It's for the singles that
show up. DJ Chachi is goingto be d jan We'll have a ton

(02:52:35):
of stuff to post from Joe Maroonand Josh Bayer. They're going to be
doing the picks and the videos.And make sure that you listen up for
us to tell you the hashtag tonightfor the big party so that you can
get your pictures shown on our Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, everything

(02:52:56):
like that. Anything else, guys, No, Happy Mother's Date all the
mom Happy Mother's Day to you.Thanks, go have a great Mother's Day
tonight at the hotel. Got partwe are. We're talking about when we
were scheduling this thing and we're realizing, oh, it's not that bad.
It's a couple days where mother's dead. It kind of seems so stupid though
we need but that's all right.We got a good Cambria gave us a
night. All the moms are going, We're going to have fun, exactly.

(02:53:18):
It'll be a nice night out awayfor them. Happy Mother's Days to
Chelsea. Love you so much.We will see you back here Monday morning
with a lot of stories to tell. By twenty plus years of idiocy and
still going in Detroit, Toledo,in West Michigan, it's MO Show in
the morning.