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Qu I Detroit, w U sn X Mosque and Green Rabbids Doubles Toledo.
This is Mojo in the Morning Mojo. He's amazing live Mojo. What

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shn't think? Why? God,let me take you back to the beginning.
This is alright. You ready,you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.
You're do you heck? We don't, we don't shut time. Good

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morning and welcome to the Mojo inthe Morning Show. Happy Mother's Day weekend.
Happy Mother's Day to my wife,to Shannon, to Chirrell, to
Ali, to Megan. Who's themother of all Mojo in the Morning people,
hair right, No, you knowwhat I am the drunk mom?

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You are I am? If you'redrunk, I'm going to be the mom
of the group. Actually, HappyMother's Day to Lydia, who will be
mothering us all tonight at our hotelhookup party. I can tell you that.
Get ready for a fun night tonighthotel hookup party. I'm going to
do throwbacks now for moms to celebrateyou guys. Stay close to the radio,
get as close as possible. Lotsof messages and we're gonna honor you

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guys as we should right here wego. Good morning, let's get this
thing started. Throw back throwdowns comingup this morning. Lots of tickets to
give away, and your chance toget your bills paid. All this morning
we go. Mojo in the Morning. Yes, it is Mojo in the

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Morning. Mojo in the Morning.You're ready, so weird. Let's do
it some Mother's Day edition. Welcometo the Mojo, the Mojo in the
Morning Show. This is the mojoMojo in the Morning Show. Happy Mother's
Day, Mojo in the Morning Show. We are the mojo Mojo in the

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Morning Show. Yes, she wasour first friend, Mojo in the Morning
Show. Hopefully not our last friend. Mojo in the Morning Show. We
have got the mojo. Well usJoke in the Morning Show. Do it
for your mom, buddy, Comeon, here we go. Happy Mother's
Day. This is a mot Joethe money. So this is a mop
Joe, the morning Joe. Thisis a move Joe, the money shoe.

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This is a moot Joe the moneyshoe. Mommy, wow, Mama,
Mama, yeah, Mama, allright, I'm not doing ma.
Yeah, that's right. Happy Mother'sDay to everybody. Happy Mother's Day too,
to all those that are celebrating ina happy uh mother effort day.

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To Zach who just filmed that forus, thank you, you're my mother
Effort. I just want you toknow that welcome to the show. I
hope you guys are feeling good.Everybody's getting ready preparing for tonight our Mojo
in the Morning Hotel hookup party thatwe're going to be having. I know,
we got a lot of women thatare coming to the party as a

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way to kind of say, hey, wait a second, it's Mother's Day
weekend, I can go out withmy friends tonight, you know. So
there's a few of those that I'vealready gotten a chance to talk to.
I don't know how you guys feelabout this, but the night before,
the morning before the thing, Ialways get anxiety, and my anxiety has

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been like crazy. I haven't beenfeeling great this week. I've kind of
been a little under the weather.But then I get anxiety all the time
before any event that we do.And I don't know why that is,
but it might have started way backwhen when we had like a massive snowstorm
on the night of one of ourour pajama parties that we had. It

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was just brutal it is the anxietythat's not going to happen that. No,
it's not even so much the anxiety. It's the anxiety that I got
to leave my couch on a Fridaynight. That's it. Which is always
a fun thing to do, isto leave your couch. But a Friday
night is usually the night that wenormally just all just you know, vegitate,
right, We don't do anything,like we just sit on the couch

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and just kind of recoup all thetime that we've you know, lost by
waking up at three o'clock in themorning. You know so, I kind
of so that's kind of my myinitial thoughts on that. But I am
excited for this one particularly. Ithought that the winners that we've been putting
in, at least verbally, theysound like they're great. Like I can't

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wait to meet Chuck from yesterday,Chuck who likes to you know what,
Yeah, hold on a second,I think I have that in here,
not from him, but Chuck wholikes to. There you go, you
got it. That was from amoment when when I think that something went
wrong in the studio. But soso yeah, so your thoughts on this

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one, how do you guys feeldo you guys, do you guys get
excited about this night in the morning. I is completely different than my anxiety
on this. I get really excitedyou Yeah, I do. I just
as long as I can do anapp beforehand, I'm good and I'm excited,
and since it starts so late,we can take it out before you.
Yeah, thank god, it's anine o'clock starter. I know.

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I'm one of those people. Switch. It happens a lot where I'm like,
God, please let something happens wherewe don't have to go. I
like that for a lot of stuff. Every day, for everything, I
do that, and then when Iget there, I'm like, hell,
yeah, so fun. Yeah,there is something different about a last minute
cancel that does when it's not ourfaults, right. Yeah. Like I

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used to always pray for rain whenmy kids were playing baseball, like I
have. So I'm in the thickof spring sports right now with my kids.
I yesterday it started to rain andLucy had a lacrosse game. I'm
like, please, God, letthis. You can't give me sitting out
there in the rain. I wantI want some turn, you know,
in the sky. I think Iused to sit there at the little league

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games and I was the assistant coachand I would go, I think I
see a flicker over there, guys, and I pointed out and the coaches
would look at me like, whatis your What are you doing? I'm
like, I want to go home. Yes, you guys don't understand.
I wake up so so Gosh darand early so Lydia told me we're literally
a capacity right now for this.We're at capacity for the party. And

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I don't know if that means thatwe can't even bring our own plus ones
or what is it if if Isay I'm not bringing a plus one,
can I bring somebody else? Orwhat? It's for sure going to nuts,
but bring who you want. Yeah, I mean that's the point at
the hotel will go party, right, but the nuts? Is there any
way that we can have one in, one out rule or something like that.
We can figure that out. Couldyou imagine if we had to do?

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What are we talking about? Yeah, I've never been to this Cambria
hotel, but I've heard nothing butamazing things about it. And I heard
that this room that we're doing isgoing to be transformed into one of the
coolest places ever. It might actuallybe something that the Cambria might want to
do on a regular basis, like, you know, make make a Friday

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night extra special for people. Butagain, it's not just for singles.
So I want everybody to know thatit is called the Hotel hook Cup Party
because you know, if you gowith a significant other or you just go
with friends, you're just hooking upwith your friends and hanging out, you
know what I mean. Like that, that's kind of the whole idea.
So get your mind out of thegutter for this one. The rest of

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the weekend is going to be fun. All my boys are coming in to
wish their mom a happy Mother's Day. She does know. I had to
tell her because I think she wasin her feelings a little bit about wanting
to spend at least, you know, this day with her Sunday with her
kids, and it's difficult to arrangewhen you got one that lives in Florida,

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one that lives in Chicago, andthe one that lives here. And
the one that lives here actually works, you know, and he works at
a golf course. So the golfcourses are hugely packed on Mother's Day because
there's a lot of people going golfingand stuff. Really yeah, there's well
a lot of you know, peopletake their mom's golf and a lot of
women golf, you know. Yeah, I'm just a lot of women want
their guys out of the house,and a lot of guys are dumb enough

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to leave their house. But they'reall coming in. And then yesterday it
Joe had Joe had a plane issuewhere it looked like the plane was they
were going to cancel or something becausethere's you know, there's been weather that
has been there and I'm like,oh please, So everybody like, put
good thoughts in the air because Idon't want that to happen, because that

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would be nothing. That would belike the worst. It's like you plan
this whole thing and then all ofa sudden it doesn't happen. But but
it'll be good everybody. You know, Shannon, are you Mother's Day you
have something special going on or no? Yeah, So we are headed over
to my sister Jacqueline's house in themorning, so my mom, both of
my sisters will be there, myself, Wes, my brother in law,

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and then all of our kids andmy brother in law and Wes are making
breakfast for everybody. It'll be reallyfun. Yeah, Normally, like we'll
go out to a brunch, butit's getting harder with if she has two
little ones, and so it's justso much easier to be at somebody's house
and then we can all hang andsomebody can go down for a nap,
and so that's what we're doing.Get under your pants and just kind of

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sit on the couch so we cango in our pajamas if we want.
Yeah, what about Mike, yougot Somethinglan? I know you're gonna be
at the Hotel hook Cup party.Do you guys race back and then do
you have stuff planned back at home? Based on how this week is going,
she'll probably leave me in Detroit andthen go back herself. No,
I do have a lot of thingsplanned. I'm gonna be able to see

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all the moms. I'm gonna seeher mom my mom, and have time
to take her out all in onelike one day. Yeah, hopefully that's
like I think I'm gonna roll back. Today. We're gonna go to Tulip
Time Fest, which she's it's likea huge flower festival in Holland. Yeah,
she's gonna love that. And thenI'm gonna go visit my mom,
and I don't think my mom knows, so she might know now. And

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then her mom has taken the kidsfor the night, so that's kind of
exciting there too, and that wayso we can kind of all get back.
And then she wants to go tothis brunch place. It's like it's
really popular. It's called Lucy's.It's like a nationally known place in West
Michigan that's gotten really popular. We'regonna go there. That's incredible. What
about you, keV? Will yoube seeing your mom or you know,

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for Mother's Day it will just beyou and Cherrelle celebrating. Yeah. Here,
No, I'm gonna do I'm gonnado stuff. Yeah, you hear
about it. Monday, I'm sureI'll think of something. Wait, you
still haven't thought of anything? Notfor real. I'm a last minute thinker.
Are you okay? Hopefully you thoughtyou were looking for advice on what

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to do for Charrell the other day? Did you figure that out yet?
Still work shopping? Would you sayyou can say it all out? We'd
oh maybe, yeah? About that. I always thought that Chelsea didn't realize
that they were last minute gifts,and then she realized that they were last

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minute gifts. There was always likethe one place that I would go to
all the time, which are andown uh, And I would go there
and buy her a bunch of stuffand she would go So were you there
yesterday afternoon? She knew exactly whenI was doing it. Her friend owns
it right, Well, no,no, no, her friend was actually
very good about it. So allright, Well, you know what,

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think about something. It might notbe a bad idea. We got just
a little bit of time left.If you want, Mother's Day can be
next week. Well, you knowwe're talking about canceling things at the last
minute. Why don't we cancel this. Well, let's just cancel Mother's Day
and we'll just miss Yeah, we'llput it on a better weather weekend for
the Mexican cultures today. So you'vealready missed it. Oh geez. They

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should have had that one be alittle bit later, like kind of like
Greek Easter. You know, it'salways like two weeks later. Christina,
how are you celebrating your Mother's Day? Stuck at a soccer tournament after working
midnights all night the night before.Oh, that's awful. That scheduled a
tournament on Mother's Day a dad.Yeah, we had a baseball coach that

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a couple of years ago that Lukeplayed for that never would do tournaments over
Mother's Day weekend for the reason ofhe didn't want the complaints from the moms
and he knew that they were outnumberinghim. So, yeah, we've had
a soccer tournament on Mother's Day forprobably the last three years. Oh,
Christina, had the kids ever scored? Well, my son actually plays goalies.

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Oh so you don't want to Well, I don't want the other team
to score. But yeah, wedo pretty good. That's good. Well,
Happy Mother's Day to you. Willcelebrate you today. Thanks you guys
too, all right, good luck
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