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(00:00):
All right, is Mojo in theMorning Show? Why is that on Facebook?
(00:04):
Megan? What's going on? So? I was really just taking aback
because yesterday I was scrolling on Facebook. It's where I go to find any
topics for the show because they alldramas be air and out on that platform,
and I love it. But Isaw like the standard like last day
of school photo, a lot ofprom photos, a lot of graduation photos,
(00:25):
and then the birth photos are alwayspretty common of like I had my
baby right and I'm scrolling through thisgirl who I've known for forever and she
just had her fourth baby, andit's like the baby and the best innette
first photo announcing the name and herlike, you know, sitting in the
hospital bed getting ready to push.And then the third or fourth photo is
her spread eagle Christmas and all babieshead to show in coming out. Her
(00:51):
lady bits post it up on Facebook, like I feel like that would be
an accident, but this post hadbeen up for oh were twenty four hours,
so like at some point somebody hadto have notified you and said,
hello, your Christmas is out forthe world to see, and I just
listen. I think it's beautiful.I think your mom and that's why that
(01:14):
Oh my god, I'm so happyfor you. Do we post that specific
photo on social media? Yeah,I'm so glad that we store her with
copyright issues on our Facebook live andit's constantly getting shut down. But the
moment someone posts their Christmas, it'sokay and there's no no strikes. What
do you want my Christmas? Inthat moment posted in general, never posted,
(01:40):
but especially in that moment, neverposted. We had a friend of
the family, Tracy de Palma,that made us watch hers what yeah,
so that she connected she connected toour phone to so that we could watch
her give birth to Justin. Andall I saw was from that angle Justin.
(02:01):
Justin had had a big old headof hair, and I see Justin's
fro just popping right out of hismom's vagina at the time. That there's
too much. Yeah, people forsome reason have no problems with showing off
their their vaginas and a birth picture. And I think that maybe Facebook doesn't
do anything about it because they wereafraid to get shamed, you know,
(02:24):
for it's like breastfeeding pictures or peoplewith breast you know, breastfeeding on public,
like you get shamed if you thinkthat they should cover up, maybe
they that's the same thing. Idon't think I was gonna say this is
apple, apples and oranges. No, there's a breast in vaginas. That's
what they are. But I willsay this though I know you say their
apples and oranges. But I thinkthat there are some people like the you
(02:46):
know, that think that it's abeautiful thing to see a birth of a
baby. I yeah, I don't. I don't think vaginas and penises should
be on social media in any contextwhatsoever. What is the what is the
most interesting thing? And it doesn'thave to be pictures or anything like that.
It could be like somebody making acomment about something that was out there,
(03:07):
aside from let's not get into political, okay, because when you get
people in the political and then itgoes down that rabbit hole where we all
of a sudden lose the funny andthe topic. But what is the thing
that you were the most you sawin somebody's social media that they posted,
and you're like, I can't believethey posted. Okay. So I always
get so much crap when I posta photo from doctor Werner's office, Doctor
(03:30):
Werner or Showkay innecologist, and Iwill always post a photo of my feet
in the stirrups with like the paperthing, like all you can see is
my knees down right, you cannotsee anything. But people I always get
a handful that are like this isso inappropriate, like oh, okay,
you're not seeing and you see morewhen I wear shorts. I always love
the people though. I always lovethe people that will post the drama in
(03:52):
their lives, like they'll post theor like they'll post either work drama,
which is they hate their boss,not understanding that the boss is probably seen
him, or they post the dramaof their relationship issues, not realizing that
you basically have just opened up yourbedroom to the world, Julia, what's
going on? So I I dothink people overshare, and I never understand
(04:16):
why who wants to see a friendhad like her son, like the broken
ankle, and she showed the picturelike it was bruised and he was in
the hospital bed, like nobody wantsto see that. I think that when
they do that, because I havetaken a picture before of Luke when he
got hit in the eye with abaseball because you felt so bad for him,
(04:39):
because he looks so sad and hehad the big bruise and stuff.
But I think that they when theydo that, they want the world to
know that this kid hurt themselves.And maybe she wrote down there that the
kids like a you know, awarrior for getting through it. But you're
right, and I'm good with youknow, the cast afterwards. But you
can see the toes going the wrongway ye a leg like that's too much
(05:02):
and I don't want to see that, and they post it. They post
it from in the delivery or inthe operating room or in the hospital,
and you're like, we shouldn't yoube tending to your child instead of posting
on social media too much? Katie, what's going on? Oh that's a
loud blinker. Which way we goon? Right or left? That's going
left? Okay, what's going on? I hate the feet pictures Like I
(05:27):
will take vagina births and breastfeeding boobsall day. Something about the feet.
I just hate, hate it,cannot do it. And what are people
doing there? Are they showing theirfeet because there doesn't matter, Like if
it's like, oh, oh Istub my toe, like we don't need
to see that, or if you'vegot a pedicure, that's great, Like
at least then maybe they look nice, but it's just something like no one
(05:49):
needs to see the seat. Iagree with you on feet, even people's
pedicure feet, Like I don't wantto see you with those little things in
between your feet that they give youat a pedicure place. I don't really
care to see your newly fresh paintedtoes. Do you think there's like a
anti feet finder where you can seephotos is just cropped out feet? Or
(06:13):
I have the website I Hate Feet. You can go to it. I
hatefeed dot com. What's going onmoje in the morning with something lessa Hey,
I always think it's super weird whenpeople post pictures from like a funeral
and they actually like show the deadbody and everything. Yeah, they post
photos of that. I think that'sso like unnecessary. Yeah, but I
(06:38):
think that's kind of a sometimes acultural thing too, because I mean,
yeah, it could be, butI think like ones I'm talking about are
like when when like your friends arecarrying the casket and like posing in front
of it. Yeah, so Ifeel like that's super weird. Well,
I think taking pictures in a funeralhome or you know, a church.
Seems kind of weird. If it'snot like a celebrate can block out the
(07:01):
signal at a concert. Can weget some funeral homes that block out your
camera ability? Dennis? What's up? What's up? Man? So?
I was in a serious motorcycle accidenta couple of years ago, and I
had a surgery and had a doctorthat did Uh. I did a surgery
(07:23):
that didn't go so well, andI had a hematoma developed like six days
later and it ruptured on my arm. It was about an eight inch incision
as well as I had pictures onmy face where I broke eight phones and
I didn't make it on the wayto the hospital place. And those have
been posted. Who posts who postedout it? I did? How did
(07:46):
you take it? Uh? Knockthe camera by the doctor? And thank
god I did, because it seemslike I might have something going on with
having to contact a lawyer because Ihad another previous story. Actually pretty much
lopped my arm off in the accident. Jesus Christ. And when they did
U one surgery where I developed ayeah, they didn't put a drain in
(08:13):
correct, I can't. I'm sorry, I thank you. I appreciate that
it's got to be a first Areyour first time color? Long time listening?
Yes? Oh Jesus, give mein my hand. The guy's gonna
give us more hematomas and all therest of the stuff. I'm like,
uh, what voices, guys,Lisa's an alias? What's up? Lisa?
(08:35):
Hi? I hate when people postthat their kid with poop or pea
on the pie, and especially whenthey share what's in the toilet? Well
tagged the body too, Trey,what's happening is mojo in the morning?
Hey, what's going on? Guys? Love you guys, We love you
(08:56):
too, buddy. I'm with you, Mojo man for me. I'll see
I'll see a guy post all Ican't believe she would do this to me,
and then I'll see her comment onit and I'm like, oh,
pop the popcorn. Here we go. Four hundred comments. This is gonna
be a good day. Yeah,And they put all their business out there
and I'm like, I can't believethey would say that. By the way,
I never am the first guy commentingthough, Like I don't ever.
(09:20):
I always wait for, you know, somebody to comment. And my favorite
is the person that thinks it's likea birthday and writes happy birthday. Have
you ever done that on a postthat you thought was a happy birthday post,
only to go back and somebody say, no, their loved one died,
Like, they post a picture andI'm like, oh, happy birthday.
Sometimes you just kind of like scrollfast, all right,
All right, is Mojo in theMorning Show? Why is that on Facebook?
(00:04):
Megan? What's going on? So? I was really just taking aback
because yesterday I was scrolling on Facebook. It's where I go to find any
topics for the show because they alldramas be air and out on that platform,
and I love it. But Isaw like the standard like last day
of school photo, a lot ofprom photos, a lot of graduation photos,
(00:25):
and then the birth photos are alwayspretty common of like I had my
baby right and I'm scrolling through thisgirl who I've known for forever and she
just had her fourth baby, andit's like the baby and the best innette
first photo announcing the name and herlike, you know, sitting in the
hospital bed getting ready to push.And then the third or fourth photo is
her spread eagle Christmas and all babieshead to show in coming out. Her
(00:51):
lady bits post it up on Facebook, like I feel like that would be
an accident, but this post hadbeen up for oh were twenty four hours,
so like at some point somebody hadto have notified you and said,
hello, your Christmas is out forthe world to see, and I just
listen. I think it's beautiful.I think your mom and that's why that
(01:14):
Oh my god, I'm so happyfor you. Do we post that specific
photo on social media? Yeah,I'm so glad that we store her with
copyright issues on our Facebook live andit's constantly getting shut down. But the
moment someone posts their Christmas, it'sokay and there's no no strikes. What
do you want my Christmas? Inthat moment posted in general, never posted,
(01:40):
but especially in that moment, neverposted. We had a friend of
the family, Tracy de Palma,that made us watch hers what yeah,
so that she connected she connected toour phone to so that we could watch
her give birth to Justin. Andall I saw was from that angle Justin.
(02:01):
Justin had had a big old headof hair, and I see Justin's
fro just popping right out of hismom's vagina at the time. That there's
too much. Yeah, people forsome reason have no problems with showing off
their their vaginas and a birth picture. And I think that maybe Facebook doesn't
do anything about it because they wereafraid to get shamed, you know,
(02:24):
for it's like breastfeeding pictures or peoplewith breast you know, breastfeeding on public,
like you get shamed if you thinkthat they should cover up, maybe
they that's the same thing. Idon't think I was gonna say this is
apple, apples and oranges. No, there's a breast in vaginas. That's
what they are. But I willsay this though I know you say their
apples and oranges. But I thinkthat there are some people like the you
(02:46):
know, that think that it's abeautiful thing to see a birth of a
baby. I yeah, I don't. I don't think vaginas and penises should
be on social media in any contextwhatsoever. What is the what is the
most interesting thing? And it doesn'thave to be pictures or anything like that.
It could be like somebody making acomment about something that was out there,
(03:07):
aside from let's not get into political, okay, because when you get
people in the political and then itgoes down that rabbit hole where we all
of a sudden lose the funny andthe topic. But what is the thing
that you were the most you sawin somebody's social media that they posted,
and you're like, I can't believethey posted. Okay. So I always
get so much crap when I posta photo from doctor Werner's office, Doctor
(03:30):
Werner or Showkay innecologist, and Iwill always post a photo of my feet
in the stirrups with like the paperthing, like all you can see is
my knees down right, you cannotsee anything. But people I always get
a handful that are like this isso inappropriate, like oh, okay,
you're not seeing and you see morewhen I wear shorts. I always love
the people though. I always lovethe people that will post the drama in
(03:52):
their lives, like they'll post theor like they'll post either work drama,
which is they hate their boss,not understanding that the boss is probably seen
him, or they post the dramaof their relationship issues, not realizing that
you basically have just opened up yourbedroom to the world, Julia, what's
going on? So I I dothink people overshare, and I never understand
(04:16):
why who wants to see a friendhad like her son, like the broken
ankle, and she showed the picturelike it was bruised and he was in
the hospital bed, like nobody wantsto see that. I think that when
they do that, because I havetaken a picture before of Luke when he
got hit in the eye with abaseball because you felt so bad for him,
(04:39):
because he looks so sad and hehad the big bruise and stuff.
But I think that they when theydo that, they want the world to
know that this kid hurt themselves.And maybe she wrote down there that the
kids like a you know, awarrior for getting through it. But you're
right, and I'm good with youknow, the cast afterwards. But you
can see the toes going the wrongway ye a leg like that's too much
(05:02):
and I don't want to see that, and they post it. They post
it from in the delivery or inthe operating room or in the hospital,
and you're like, we shouldn't yoube tending to your child instead of posting
on social media too much? Katie, what's going on? Oh that's a
loud blinker. Which way we goon? Right or left? That's going
left? Okay, what's going on? I hate the feet pictures Like I
(05:27):
will take vagina births and breastfeeding boobsall day. Something about the feet.
I just hate, hate it,cannot do it. And what are people
doing there? Are they showing theirfeet because there doesn't matter, Like if
it's like, oh, oh Istub my toe, like we don't need
to see that, or if you'vegot a pedicure, that's great, Like
at least then maybe they look nice, but it's just something like no one
(05:49):
needs to see the seat. Iagree with you on feet, even people's
pedicure feet, Like I don't wantto see you with those little things in
between your feet that they give youat a pedicure place. I don't really
care to see your newly fresh paintedtoes. Do you think there's like a
anti feet finder where you can seephotos is just cropped out feet? Or
(06:13):
I have the website I Hate Feet. You can go to it. I
hatefeed dot com. What's going onmoje in the morning with something lessa Hey,
I always think it's super weird whenpeople post pictures from like a funeral
and they actually like show the deadbody and everything. Yeah, they post
photos of that. I think that'sso like unnecessary. Yeah, but I
(06:38):
think that's kind of a sometimes acultural thing too, because I mean,
yeah, it could be, butI think like ones I'm talking about are
like when when like your friends arecarrying the casket and like posing in front
of it. Yeah, so Ifeel like that's super weird. Well,
I think taking pictures in a funeralhome or you know, a church.
Seems kind of weird. If it'snot like a celebrate can block out the
(07:01):
signal at a concert. Can weget some funeral homes that block out your
camera ability? Dennis? What's up? What's up? Man? So?
I was in a serious motorcycle accidenta couple of years ago, and I
had a surgery and had a doctorthat did Uh. I did a surgery
(07:23):
that didn't go so well, andI had a hematoma developed like six days
later and it ruptured on my arm. It was about an eight inch incision
as well as I had pictures onmy face where I broke eight phones and
I didn't make it on the wayto the hospital place. And those have
been posted. Who posts who postedout it? I did? How did
(07:46):
you take it? Uh? Knockthe camera by the doctor? And thank
god I did, because it seemslike I might have something going on with
having to contact a lawyer because Ihad another previous story. Actually pretty much
lopped my arm off in the accident. Jesus Christ. And when they did
U one surgery where I developed ayeah, they didn't put a drain in
(08:13):
correct, I can't. I'm sorry, I thank you. I appreciate that
it's got to be a first Areyour first time color? Long time listening?
Yes? Oh Jesus, give mein my hand. The guy's gonna
give us more hematomas and all therest of the stuff. I'm like,
uh, what voices, guys,Lisa's an alias? What's up? Lisa?
(08:35):
Hi? I hate when people postthat their kid with poop or pea
on the pie, and especially whenthey share what's in the toilet? Well
tagged the body too, Trey,what's happening is mojo in the morning?
Hey, what's going on? Guys? Love you guys, We love you
(08:56):
too, buddy. I'm with you, Mojo man for me. I'll see
I'll see a guy post all Ican't believe she would do this to me,
and then I'll see her comment onit and I'm like, oh,
pop the popcorn. Here we go. Four hundred comments. This is gonna
be a good day. Yeah,And they put all their business out there
and I'm like, I can't believethey would say that. By the way,
I never am the first guy commentingthough, Like I don't ever.
(09:20):
I always wait for, you know, somebody to comment. And my favorite
is the person that thinks it's likea birthday and writes happy birthday. Have
you ever done that on a postthat you thought was a happy birthday post,
only to go back and somebody say, no, their loved one died,
Like, they post a picture andI'm like, oh, happy birthday.
Sometimes you just kind of like scrollfast, all right,
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