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(00:00):
I have a story I wanted tobring up from something that I heard the
afternoon show doing the Joe Show Joe, Ashley and Jed and Terry, who
are on in the afternoons on Channelnine five five. They brought up something
very interesting about Ashley that I thoughtwas really funny and I thought it was
a BS story until I verified itwith our boss Tony Travato, who verified
(00:26):
that it was absolutely true. AshleyNicks, who you remember from our show
The Lovely Ashley Nicks. Ashley Nickslast weekend asked our boss Tony Travado to
be an alibi for her, afake alibi, might I say? So
that she didn't get in trouble withher girlfriend, so she needed Tony to
(00:47):
lie for her, which I thoughtwas very funny that she would reach out
to Tony, who I think isone of the most honest people ever.
You know, I don't consider Tonya not an honest guy, and uh,
you know, I think he's veryvery honest. But hold on one
second, I'm gonna see if Ican get Ashley on the phone. Hold
(01:08):
on, Actually, I gotta Igot to call Ashley. I'm going to
call her on the on the thehotline number hold on stand by stand by
for radio broadcasting, because I wantto have Tony on too. Mm hmm
mmmm, the lovely Ashley Nicks.Your call is forwarded to an AM I'm
(01:30):
calling. I'm calling you, Ashleyfrom the the station number. Pick up
that number because I want to conferenceyou with Tony. Okay man, I
need to get glasses because the numbersare getting tougher to read these days,
or I gonna make my uh mytext print bigger. But I refuse to
(01:52):
do it because it just makes me. It makes me feel like I'll be
old if I do it. I'mkeeping it very small. So Ashley,
Hi. So Ashley used our bossTony as her alibi so that she wouldn't
get in trouble with her girlfriend.What was the story Ashley? First of
all, this isn't my girlfriend.Let's actually still single. So the Troy
listeners slide on my DMS that AshleyNicks. Oh. What I was saying
(02:15):
was this is chick that I'm talkingto in Atlanta, and I was just
trying to make her mad because wegot into it. So I lied.
I was like, yeah, I'min Atlanta right now, maybe we can
grab lunch and she was like,oh, that sounds good, so we
can talk about her issues. AndI didn't respond to her the entire day.
So I finally text her like ninepm. I'm like, hey,
you know what, I'm a littletired. I'm gonna go to bed.
(02:37):
We could talk tomorrow. She textedme. She's like, what hotel are
you staying at. I'm like,oh my god, I'm not even there.
If I call her, I waslike, hey, it was just
a twenty four hour trip. I'mback home. She's like, you really
came to my city and didn't seeme. That's like me flying the Tampa
not seeing you. She's like,prove it. Show me all our itinerary.
I'm like, oh my god,I don't have that. So I'm
googling stuff trying figure out I canmake a fake it itinerary. Then I'm
like, you know what, I'mgonna call Tony. So I called Tony.
(02:59):
I was like, hey, hey, I'm going to text you and
say hold on, let me pickhim up real quick. Let me pick
him up, Tony. Tony's outhere, Tony. Hey, Mojo gave
me lie for you. Yeah.Wait, wait, I want to know
what happened? What did you text? Tony? Ashley? So I know,
I called Tony. This is teno'clock and I was like, Tony,
He's probably like, what is Ashleycall me for? But I called
(03:20):
and I was like, hey,I need you to lie for me.
He was like what. I waslike, I need I'm going to text
you and say, hey, doyou have my details for the Atlantic flight
tonight? And I need you torespond and say I'm let me check my
email so I can screenshot it tothis girl. So she thinks that you
bought the flight and I just deletedmy email, so smart. All right,
So Tony sends me a Textbuson's basicallysaying, yeah, let me check
(03:40):
my email. I screenshot screenshot itto the chick and she's like, uh,
all right, all right. Thisis why I don't lie, because
I'm not good at it. Dude. I've been freaking out for the last
three days. But she Tony,that's funny. I thought you were a
good Christian guy. I did notknow that you're a liar. Tony.
Here's the best thing of all this. She just explained it. I still
(04:01):
don't know what I lied about.I think it's interesting By the way called
this is how exciting our life was. My wife and I are sitting on
the couch watching like some crime TVor something, and the phone rings and
I'm like, oh god, it'sAshley's. It was ten o'clock at night
last Saturday, and usually Ashley doesn'tcall that late at night. So are
(04:27):
you thinking the worst? Right?Yeah, I'm like, oh god,
something happened. Oh jeez. Bythe way, how great of the boss
is Tony picks up at ten o'clockat night and then does it? What
was Brooke thinking when you were youwere doing this? You're just rolling rolling
her eyes? But I love thatAshley was doing this as a way to
(04:48):
make this girl jealous. Who Bythe way, Ashley, this is a
girl you showed me the picture ofright, Oh yeah, oh my god,
is she beautiful? This girl islike oh she's yeah, yeah,
it's wait a second, So Ashley, is she now thinking that you are
like, you know, superstar jetteracross the country, flying in and flying
(05:11):
out like She's like, so yourbosses lead you to Atlanta for a meeting
and you left. I was like, yeah, man, I just had
to handle some business. Hey Tony, can you do me a favor,
Will you send me a text sayingthat I'm getting a raise? Wait?
Actually everything was good until she accessedthe podcast of this second. Actually,
(05:32):
actually, no, Ashley, explainthat because you you have not talked about
this at all on the Joe Show, right, and for the Joe Show,
because she will listen and I don'tneed that in my life. I'll
talk about it in like two monthswhen we can laugh about it. Because
right, Yeah, we were arguingat the time. I'm like, you
know what I did, Lie,I wanted to make you tell us.
(05:53):
So yeah, she called me out. She wanted that generary and that's how
bad I am of a liar.I never even thought of that. Wow,
I love by the way that butI doubled down. I was like,
so you don't trust me like Ithought you trust me right back in
her face, didn't you know?Yep? So, anybody anybody that just
decided that they were going to slideinto Ashley's d ms, No, she's
(06:13):
a liar. No, never,I was looking for that. What is
that saying that girl's a liar?That's going to be your new walk up?
So it's a boy boy's a liar? Oh, that's right, all
right, all right, I hopefor Ashley's relationship either because my love life
is awful right now, Okay,I'm just you know, come up,
(06:33):
is it really? What are youlooking for? Ashley? What are we
looking? Great? Personality? Youknow, someone who I can bring home
to mom, A girl with anice but not I'm a big butt girl.
Yeah, man, I'm looking forsugar Mama too, so we probably
wild take care of me. I'mgood, all right, okay, all
(06:53):
of the above. We're gonna findyou, all right. We'll talk to
you later, Ashley Tony, thankyou to the hotel. I know you.
I seriously with somebody. Oh jeez, wait, I'm leaving home with
something. Wait you do not don'tsay that after you leave a hotel.
I'm leaving home with someone.
I have a story I wanted tobring up from something that I heard the
afternoon show doing the Joe Show Joe, Ashley and Jed and Terry, who
are on in the afternoons on Channelnine five five. They brought up something
very interesting about Ashley that I thoughtwas really funny and I thought it was
a BS story until I verified itwith our boss Tony Travato, who verified
(00:26):
that it was absolutely true. AshleyNicks, who you remember from our show
The Lovely Ashley Nicks. Ashley Nickslast weekend asked our boss Tony Travado to
be an alibi for her, afake alibi, might I say? So
that she didn't get in trouble withher girlfriend, so she needed Tony to
(00:47):
lie for her, which I thoughtwas very funny that she would reach out
to Tony, who I think isone of the most honest people ever.
You know, I don't consider Tonya not an honest guy, and uh,
you know, I think he's veryvery honest. But hold on one
second, I'm gonna see if Ican get Ashley on the phone. Hold
(01:08):
on, Actually, I gotta Igot to call Ashley. I'm going to
call her on the on the thehotline number hold on stand by stand by
for radio broadcasting, because I wantto have Tony on too. Mm hmm
mmmm, the lovely Ashley Nicks.Your call is forwarded to an AM I'm
(01:30):
calling. I'm calling you, Ashleyfrom the the station number. Pick up
that number because I want to conferenceyou with Tony. Okay man, I
need to get glasses because the numbersare getting tougher to read these days,
or I gonna make my uh mytext print bigger. But I refuse to
(01:52):
do it because it just makes me. It makes me feel like I'll be
old if I do it. I'mkeeping it very small. So Ashley,
Hi. So Ashley used our bossTony as her alibi so that she wouldn't
get in trouble with her girlfriend.What was the story Ashley? First of
all, this isn't my girlfriend.Let's actually still single. So the Troy
listeners slide on my DMS that AshleyNicks. Oh. What I was saying
(02:15):
was this is chick that I'm talkingto in Atlanta, and I was just
trying to make her mad because wegot into it. So I lied.
I was like, yeah, I'min Atlanta right now, maybe we can
grab lunch and she was like,oh, that sounds good, so we
can talk about her issues. AndI didn't respond to her the entire day.
So I finally text her like ninepm. I'm like, hey,
you know what, I'm a littletired. I'm gonna go to bed.
(02:37):
We could talk tomorrow. She textedme. She's like, what hotel are
you staying at. I'm like,oh my god, I'm not even there.
If I call her, I waslike, hey, it was just
a twenty four hour trip. I'mback home. She's like, you really
came to my city and didn't seeme. That's like me flying the Tampa
not seeing you. She's like,prove it. Show me all our itinerary.
I'm like, oh my god,I don't have that. So I'm
googling stuff trying figure out I canmake a fake it itinerary. Then I'm
like, you know what, I'mgonna call Tony. So I called Tony.
(02:59):
I was like, hey, hey, I'm going to text you and
say hold on, let me pickhim up real quick. Let me pick
him up, Tony. Tony's outhere, Tony. Hey, Mojo gave
me lie for you. Yeah.Wait, wait, I want to know
what happened? What did you text? Tony? Ashley? So I know,
I called Tony. This is teno'clock and I was like, Tony,
He's probably like, what is Ashleycall me for? But I called
(03:20):
and I was like, hey,I need you to lie for me.
He was like what. I waslike, I need I'm going to text
you and say, hey, doyou have my details for the Atlantic flight
tonight? And I need you torespond and say I'm let me check my
email so I can screenshot it tothis girl. So she thinks that you
bought the flight and I just deletedmy email, so smart. All right,
So Tony sends me a Textbuson's basicallysaying, yeah, let me check
(03:40):
my email. I screenshot screenshot itto the chick and she's like, uh,
all right, all right. Thisis why I don't lie, because
I'm not good at it. Dude. I've been freaking out for the last
three days. But she Tony,that's funny. I thought you were a
good Christian guy. I did notknow that you're a liar. Tony.
Here's the best thing of all this. She just explained it. I still
(04:01):
don't know what I lied about.I think it's interesting By the way called
this is how exciting our life was. My wife and I are sitting on
the couch watching like some crime TVor something, and the phone rings and
I'm like, oh god, it'sAshley's. It was ten o'clock at night
last Saturday, and usually Ashley doesn'tcall that late at night. So are
(04:27):
you thinking the worst? Right?Yeah, I'm like, oh god,
something happened. Oh jeez. Bythe way, how great of the boss
is Tony picks up at ten o'clockat night and then does it? What
was Brooke thinking when you were youwere doing this? You're just rolling rolling
her eyes? But I love thatAshley was doing this as a way to
(04:48):
make this girl jealous. Who Bythe way, Ashley, this is a
girl you showed me the picture ofright, Oh yeah, oh my god,
is she beautiful? This girl islike oh she's yeah, yeah,
it's wait a second, So Ashley, is she now thinking that you are
like, you know, superstar jetteracross the country, flying in and flying
(05:11):
out like She's like, so yourbosses lead you to Atlanta for a meeting
and you left. I was like, yeah, man, I just had
to handle some business. Hey Tony, can you do me a favor,
Will you send me a text sayingthat I'm getting a raise? Wait?
Actually everything was good until she accessedthe podcast of this second. Actually,
(05:32):
actually, no, Ashley, explainthat because you you have not talked about
this at all on the Joe Show, right, and for the Joe Show,
because she will listen and I don'tneed that in my life. I'll
talk about it in like two monthswhen we can laugh about it. Because
right, Yeah, we were arguingat the time. I'm like, you
know what I did, Lie,I wanted to make you tell us.
(05:53):
So yeah, she called me out. She wanted that generary and that's how
bad I am of a liar.I never even thought of that. Wow,
I love by the way that butI doubled down. I was like,
so you don't trust me like Ithought you trust me right back in
her face, didn't you know?Yep? So, anybody anybody that just
decided that they were going to slideinto Ashley's d ms, No, she's
(06:13):
a liar. No, never,I was looking for that. What is
that saying that girl's a liar?That's going to be your new walk up?
So it's a boy boy's a liar? Oh, that's right, all
right, all right, I hopefor Ashley's relationship either because my love life
is awful right now, Okay,I'm just you know, come up,
(06:33):
is it really? What are youlooking for? Ashley? What are we
looking? Great? Personality? Youknow, someone who I can bring home
to mom, A girl with anice but not I'm a big butt girl.
Yeah, man, I'm looking forsugar Mama too, so we probably
wild take care of me. I'mgood, all right, okay, all
(06:53):
of the above. We're gonna findyou, all right. We'll talk to
you later, Ashley Tony, thankyou to the hotel. I know you.
I seriously with somebody. Oh jeez, wait, I'm leaving home with
something. Wait you do not don'tsay that after you leave a hotel.
I'm leaving home with someone.
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