Wes Was Not Dateable Because of His Car

Episode Transcript

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The list of cars that are mostpulled over and getting speeding tickets came out
and it's bad news for Zach,who just bought a new car. So
upset, Zach. You're ready,You're ready for this one. The biggest
offenders that get pulled over all thetime by the the the po PO,

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the Infinities, Scions, Volkswagens,suber Rus, Mazdas, Audis, Kias,
Hondas, Zach, BMW's, Hyundai'sMike. That's for you, right,
ah. So those are the topthose are the top ones, the
top ones that are pulled over.The worst offender is a BMW I three

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that gets pulled over the most,gets the most speeding tickets. Others topping
the list are the Audi S five, the super Ruh w r X,
and the Honda Civic. They're pullingover the wrong cars here, guys.
Yeah, they're pulling you know whatit is all over cars that look like

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they can go fast. That's thething. I wouldn't put all those cars
on the list. There's ones thatI would automatically assume go fast. I
think they look sporty. Have youseen Zach's car? His car looks really
really fast. I'm not mad atit. Yeah, it's fast and furious,
right that show. Yeah, thosecars been flying under the radar for
quite some time. Yeah, ifyou drive a Dodge, your booty hoole

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car, guys. I have aconfession. Yeah, I did get pulled
over recently. Oh you did?I was speeding. Yeah. Did you
get a ticket? I did not. Did you use the show to get
out? I did? Yeah.Like, I really have to go to
work, you know Mojo in themorning, right, And they were like,

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oh, no way, you workfor iHeartMedia And I was like,
yeah, yeah, I'm just runninglate. Is there any way like we
can you know, do something.Maybe you can come to work and write
me a ticket there and I justhave to show my face to my boss.
He's like, Oh, don't worryabout it. That's awesome. That's
a great Farmington it was. Iloved those guys. Love those guys.
We're gonna miss him when we whenwe move. I'm just gonna drive through

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Farmington just to get a ticket andget off of it. It's interesting,
though, you talk about like thiswith with cars that you know are the
notorious speeders. Shannon. On theother hand, you were talking to Wes,
and Wes had a girl that wouldn'tdate him because of his car.
This is so funny. So wewere out the other night and he he

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like pointed to this girl and hegoes, see that girl right there.
I went out on a date withher. She was really cute. But
the way that he said, theway that he said it, I was
like, well, why just oneLike why was it only one date?
What happened? And he said thatwhen she saw him walk to his car,
which this was I don't even know, maybe I don't know, I
know how many years ago, buta couple of years ago, and at

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the time he was driving a ChevyCruise, and he said she never returned
any of his texts or phone calls, and later he found out it was
because she said that his car wasnot good enough for her. His car
wasn't on this fast list Chevy Cruise, but he made her really realized she
didn't want to go a day withhim. It's funny because I've heard people

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say I won't go back in aday with him because he had bad shoes,
and I've heard that. I've neverheard a bad car. Is that
a thing that for girls like you? A guy have to have a good
car. I think she wanted shereally and he a Chevy Cruise. Where's
she from? Did say? Idon't know. I did not ask that
question. The fact that Wes canbe on a date and point out another
girl and say what a guy?So she didn't come up to me,

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I'm going left me? Dare Italk about a girl? I used to
talk about problems funny because then Ican ask questions like what happened? Why
didn't it work out? Like Iwant to sorry? And I can't look
in that direction the entire night forany reason. Wow, look at the
ceiling all of a sudden. Bythe way, this isn't actually interesting thing.

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This is interesting because do girls lookat a guy's car like if guy
picks you up? Like I wouldtell you this. Going back to Zach
in his new car, I guaranteeyou're getting more laid now with your new
uh Honda Civic than you are withthat Dodge Dart that you had that barely
could go thirty miles an hour.So I actually had the same exact situation

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happen to me as it did theWest I had. So it's not my
car, the blue one. Yeah, and I had this camo like cover
for the seat, and I wenton the state and she was like,
oh my god, do you huntanimals? And I'm like, no,
no, not at all, Likeit's my brother in laws. And she
saw it and she then she sawall this like hunting gear in the back

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that was also my brother in laws, and she was like, I'm not
going to date a hunter. Really, Oh that's I kind of get that.
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah,why it wasn't mine? Why did
you get it? If you're notinto somebody who's into that, Yeah,
you could be very anti killing.Yeah. Is there is there something to

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the car? Makes the man?Eight four four Joe Live eight four four
six sixty five six five four eightis our telephone undateable? Because I remember
I showed up for it was eitherprom or like a winter swirl or something
in my parents remember those big metalvans, those huge, huge metal vans.
Yeah, every parent had. Ishowed up in that. And she
came out and she walks to thedoor and she said, hey, my

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parents said I couldn't go you knowsomething else? Okay, I thought,
no big deal. So I turnedup job rule and I pulled off and
I was like whatever. Like aweek later I found out she saw the
van. It was like, no, I'm not going to prom that.
In high school, Joey took Chelsea'sminivan. She had a Siena minivan,
and he took it to go toa girl's house to see her for the

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first time, and the dad pulledhim aside and said, you're not taking
her out in that because he knewright away. He knew right away there
was plenty of room in that thatcar, the swagger Wagon or whatever they
call it, swagger Wagon. What'sup on, Lily? How you doing?
Hi? Good morning, Good morning, what's going on? Yeah?
I driven up on fifty. Ihave my whole life. And it would

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go either way with guys. Eitherthey thought that was really hot and they'd
want to go out on a datewith me because of it, or be
this huge turn off because they drovea Chevy Cruise or a Panda Civic.
Is they interesting your voice right now? With Chevy Cruise, you had a
bigger You had a bigger d thanhe did because you had a bigger car.

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Yeah, I can't help they're notsecure with themselves. Yeah, this
has happened to me several times.Lily several times. It never stopped.
Every time I'm I'm tellingbody, whatcar you drive? I drive a Chevy
Silverado. Thank you Mike Porter atGordon Chevy. Every time I and there's
not like this huge line of guysthat are in my truck. But if

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I'm dating somebody, they'll sit inthe front seat and I can tell that
they're like like like playing with thebuttons and there, and like they'll ask
me to borrow my truck and I'mlike no, but I got the way
it's not just a truck thing.It's any car people see as masculine.
Because I had a new Mustang awhile ago, and I would pull up

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and guys would either be like that'shot or is that your dad or brother's
car, like it's mine thing,like it was one or the other and
loved it or they hated it.I will say when I drove my truck
to faster her horses last year andI was driving through the infield, people
were looking at the truck because it'snice, a nice truck, and then

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they would see me and it andthe guys would do like a double take
because it's they didn't expect to seea woman driving such a large truck,
and it's like, yeah, you'retalking loud today, like screaming at us
right now? Are your headphones notup very loud? That goofy laugh.

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I think I was talking to drive. I can't hear it now. I
think we might have to check ourheadphones. Everybody, what's Jordan, what's
going on? Good morning? What'sgoing on? I chexted and I never
thought that vehicles were important when Iwas dating. And then I met my

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husband online, my now husband,and when we met for our first day,
he climbed out of his second gin. Dadge commons it was super clean,
and suddenly vehicles were very important.Yeah, that's a that's a deal
too if the guy doesn't keep hiscar clean, like if it's you know,
you get into a car and there'sbottles and cups and you know,

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all that stuff all over the placeand it's dirty. Oh, that's got
to be a huge turn off.I'm sure. Definitely, thank you for
the call. I appreciate it.Thanks. I would bay, We'll be
back with Mormons do in the morning. Was it just me or was she
a little louder? It was like