A Tu Hermano Tuesday (Hour 4) 5/14/24

Final Hour Fun Fact. Quick Hits leading into Dodgers Pre-Game.

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Dodgers Giants game live from the GallpinMotors broadcast. That's a that's a different
deal. Gotta be in Don Martin. No one really knows. Which I
heard stretches to Green Bay, Wisconsin. Now it's it's all the way out

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uh in Middle America. You neverknow. It's a loop that goes out
there. Really, it's like pullinga slot. So good luck to you,
right, may you get triple cherriesseven seven seven. Congratulations Dodgers on
Decad five thirty, first pitch atsix forty five Dodgers, same schedule tomorrow,
so we will be back at twopm to detail well the unform fortunate

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affairs of the show before us.Well, I don't look feels like that's
how it starts. Every day theytalk about crazy things. Your phones alerting
you as to what they are speakingof is never on. No. I

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tried not to do that today,you know, I made a concerned effort
not to do It's just hard.Well, it's hard, which joins us
to start the show. Lebron Jamesthing and the abuse of there's an abuse
of power. And then there's this. This is an unbelievable abuse of a
basketball player's brand and power. Thereis a lack of appreciation for his story,

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for a historic franchise and what itis meant to the NBA or just
the process of getting drafted in theNBA and spaces at the NBA combined spaces
at the McDonald's All American Game.I mean, you can make a really
good case that the only real evaluationthat was actually accurate about Brownie James was
second team All League because that's abouthis level, and everything else is window

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dressing and a lie, which isunbelievable at that high of a level.
Sure that somebody would be able towield that big of a pr sword to
get so many people swing your swordsthat want to be that close to this
guy and lick his nuts. WHOANow listen, Oh, you can't talk

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like that in Green Bay, Wisconsin. H Do we heat praise upon the
Lakers on this show regularly? No, but there are punching back. Okay,
Lakers can be our punching back.We've been here long enough, We've
worked with that franchise enough if wewant them to be our punching bag.
So be it. I mean,I don't even think it has to be

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loud for you. I don't eventhink it has to be like that,
Matt. I don't even think thatwe have don't. I don't think we
have to make a column and drawsome kind of conclusion here. I think
it's very fair to say that thisBrownie James Combine thing is an absolute joke.
If you ever watch a basketball playerquestion, they make bast they never

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miss. If you ever watch abasketball player workout, I have watched at
least I don't know, five hundredshoot arounds, and those guys do nothing
but clang shots zero. It's abrickout. What are these guys doing about
it? They could build a wholeproject with that many bricks. Yes,
how about the fact that everybody wantsto still say, oh, you know

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he was six three at US.No, the freaking media guy says he
was six y four two ten poundswin horses on TV this morning, Like,
oh, you know, he's notreally six three. We knows that,
but you know he gained ten tofifteen pounds this year. He didn't.
He's listed his six four to twoten thank you win as we said,
it is it is hard to dothat much, but it was an

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elevator pitch. Do that much bootlicking and carrying of the water in a
minute in ten seconds? Bang,is Lebron trolling the Lakers? No,
he's great. He gave him theheads up. Bang, but maybe they
should take notice that he's not happy. Bang. They didn't make the trades
at the deadline Bank. Did yousee Bronni's combine Boom. I've heard other

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teams are looking at him. Imean, damn Windhorst, what an impressive
performance. You hit five pillars ofwhat Clutch Sports requested inside of seventy seconds.
The five pillars, Matt's that's whatthey are. You got faster in
a month of ramadand you got almsto the poor pilgrimage to Mecca one time

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in your life proclaim there's no Godbut all us only one prophet. And
then you got to uh, youknow you fast during ram day. Yeah,
I did all. That's all.Well, that's the old five.
Windhorse hit the the new five.Lebron can leave. Don't take him for
granted. Bronni's combine was incredible.Lebron does have other offers. You're not

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the only game in town. Lebronis a good guy. He gave you
a heads up and he always operateson the up and up and five.
He's got a beautiful penis. I'veseen it. There are gonna be many
crowns in heaven for Windhorse. That'sthe five. It's time of the final
arm. Fun fact, everybody,Yeah, we're three. Fun fact.

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The modern fortune cookie kind of foodis that made with vanilla and butter was
invented in San Francisco by Japanese residentMakoto Hagiwara. So it's American food to
serve at his Japanese Tea Garden restaurant. So you know, in America,

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in America, okay, but notCantonese, not Chinese, not Vietnamese,
not Thai, Japanese San Francisco.Well, we talked yesterday, Matt about
the awesome craze in the fifties andsixties of the Polynesian restaurant, the Trader
Vicks type restaurant here in the States. I do miss it, not gonna

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lie. I do miss a goodNavy Grog's four strong scorpion bowl and my
scorpion bowl. Can I get ateaky pooka pooka feel like a scorpion stung
my Sternham here at three point thirtyin the morning. I spent two hundred
and fifty dollars on a room hereat MERVS. When you're you gonna get
out of bed, when it feelslike there is a media cabinet on top

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of my head, I'm doubled over. That's when Vander ol Wright drove me
home. That's how messed up.I was all right, quick kits,
everybody, you mess quick hits,Come make it quick, y'all. Oh
yeah, what a game last nightfrom the ye my boy, oh yeh
oh yeah, yeah, yea,yeah, yeah, yea, yea,

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yah yo, yeah, yeah,yeah ya yoh oh. Twenty eight and
fifteen, they picked up a gameon the podres you lost yesterday? Yeah,
you suck so hard? Well youwell they took two or three from
the Yeah, but you yeah,you did a whole story yesterday about that.
I did. So the Dodgers nowhave a six and a half.
It was a lot longer than that, but pretty much the same thing.

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Six and a half game lead inthe NL West. Tonight, team two
of this three game series in SanFrancisco versus the Giants. Well, I
some San Franciscans might see him onthe mount and be like, is that
quite tower down there on the mountain, But no, it's a stone mowtor

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Cavin stone. That's what he pitcheswith. Yeah, that's a stone bone.
So kuit tower going tonight. TheAngels, on the other hand,
are fifteen and twenty seven. Theyhost the Saint Louis carn dean Nalis tonight.
They happened last night. Well,so I went to bed. They
had lead. I'll tell you whathappened. Education of education. There was
an education. They learned a lesson. Yes, yes, we learned a

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little something here tonight that the halo'sblue would lead did the Was it the
bullpen class that learned the lesson?Or was it the hating class? Was
it the fielding class learned the lesson? There's always different There were always different
factions on the team that learned differentlessons throughout these losses. Last night,
the lesson had to be learned bythe bullpen that gave up runs in the

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seventh how many eight? That's it? Huh. It was a tough lesson
to learn. When we lose theball game. We got education, and
our education is what he may havetaken to win that game, and we
do not the seventh anything even I'mgetting an education now. See, just
by covering the Angels so briefly inthe quickets, I'm now educated, and

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I'm educated in knowing this. Heresay it again. When we lose a
ball game, we got education,and our education is what it may have
taken to win that game. Notgiving up eight runs in the seventh,
that's what it would have taken.That was eating something we're all learning.
Washington's a real teacher. Now.The Angels might say, like George Michael,

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teacher, there are things that Idon't want to learn. Oh,
disgraced interpreter. He's not spoken aword like Lester Kolch since his arrest.
Oh ye pey, baby pepe.Oh, he was downtown court today,
took that seventeen million dollars. Poorye pee. He was in front of

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a judge. It's weird. Hehad only eight fingers. The yakus has
already gotten to him. He pleadednot guilty. It is procedural. He
expects to plead guilty at a laterdate. In exchange four, they're gonna
put one of his fingers back.On Okay day, eleven Laker as still

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without a head coach mentioned it earlierin the one of the top stories of
the day. JJ Reddick, JamesBerego, Sam cassell Our first on the
interview Circuit, but the the bigleak, suggesting much like Bill plasih Uh
discussed with us when it comes tore signing Lebron James company, Uh Mike
Krzyzewski as the advisor to the Lakersduring the coaching search. I think JJ

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would be a great coach, great, you know, a great assistant.
J billis. We hired JJ becauseMike Krzyzewski was our advisor and he said
he'd be great. Did you everthink about Woljahowski? Never occurred to us
that there was a connection between thetwo. What do I look like?
I look like a Do we looklike that big of idiots? I guess

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is that what we are? Ithink everybody is. You don't have to
pay Mike Krzyzewski a million dollars tohire JJ Reddick because Lebron told you to
hire JJ Reddick. Oh, Ihad nothing to do with jjkin that you
want to just go over Just goover to Tony Be's and say drinks around
me. If you want to wastefor me right, get some guys laid
with Stewardess is schedule released tomorrow inthe NFL at five, I wouldn't be

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in the air. We're gonna beon the air and the schedules released.
We do have a couple games thathave been announced. The big prime time
partners of the NFL get to leaka couple games or drop them a little
bit early to get the people excited. We already know the opener, the
kickoff Classic NBC Ravens at Chiefs followingnight was shared about a month ago,

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Packers Eagles from Sepalo, Brazil.We now know that Tom Brady's debut Greg
Olson out in with Burkhart, TomBrady, Cowboys, Browns one PM.
We know the Monday Night opener willbe Jets at forty nine Ers Aaron Rodgers
starting on Monday Night for the secondconsecutive season after it went swimmingly last year

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on Monday Night Football Wisconsin. GreenBay hired our friend Doug Gottlieb as their
next head coach. We caught upwith him at hour one. He's also
going to do the radio show.And I thought what Tim Kates thought,
which is Wow, that really sucksfor Jay Stewing. I have to try
to figure this out. Technology issuch now that it's relatively easy. You

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know. I went in there andtold Don Martin today that I was going
to be the running back coach forde Sean Foster at UCLA, and he
did not take it. While hethrew a he threw that doctor says thing
at me, but he said,I'll make it Work's that woman did with
Bob Mayer. I'll make it sing. I can do it. You already
doubt the comrades, So good luck, good luck to Doug. Very exciting

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Wisconsin Green Bay, the Phoenix HorizonLeague, proud university in the Midwest.
Yea, Doug was looking at thatOklahoma State job about halfway through the seas
where they fired their guy. Hewanted to take it out to his alma
monter. He was saw as hesays, he told us they almost hired
him a year or two years agoat Wisconsin Green Bay. It's down to
him and that other dude, misterWicks, And they hired mister Wicks,

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and that candle burned out. Itwas all wick wax, no wa wax
everywhere. Sean Foster, my newboss at UCLA landed a big commitment today.
Wow, you're the one that recruitedhim. Twenty twenty five four star
running back Carson Cox out of OakHill's High School. There's two things,
you know, It's running backs andCox and Hissperio. This was a natural

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recruit for you. This guy.Ask you some Carson, what do you
know about Cox? Let me tellyou all about Cox, what that name
of yours means? And you canuse the contour app to watch live television
on your phone. He chose theBruins over Arizona State and Okie State.
Oh no, that's a no,Yeah, that's him. I thought that

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was Gottlieb. Wear it dealing him? You see it UCLA's don a.
Oh well, let me read this. UCLA has done a really good job
recruiting something. Chip Kelly apparently stoppeddoing his last year. I think that's
a fair statement. I think that'san absolutely fair statement. UCLA's I know,
you want to take a shot atTim Kate's for that bit of commentary

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at the into that sentence, Butthat's fair. What about the ad can't
why can't he be the bigger person? He's the bigger person He's not the
one that's got to recruit. Chip'sthe one that's got to recruit. He's
the head coach. You have torecruit a good attitude from your head coach.
USC September twenty first Big Ten debutagainst Michigan at the Big House.

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We'll kick off at twelve thirty Pacifictime on CBS. That'll be fun.
I added that that was my commentaryfor that one. That's fair story.
That'll be fun. I think that'sfair. No, that'll be fun.
I think that that's a fair statement. Those two uniforms arguably two of the

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five most iconic in all of collegefootball. Well, Michigan's going to add
something to their uniform that day.They're gonna add a knife and fork,
because they're gonna put USC on aplatter and carve them up and eat them
in front of all those fat Chardonnayedrinkers. USC would be wise to do
what we used to do to ourPinewood Derby cars, and that's hollow it

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out and put some lead in there. Yeah, and then see some sand
in your ass, Get some leadin there, and you just make yourselves
a little bit heavier. Either thator just season yourself because you're going to
be eating opening around to the NCAAtournament and the LA Regional in softball.
We love softball. Somebody loves softballmore than we we watch it. Now,

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was there a reason why we're sharingthis story? Well, UCLA is
taking on GCU lopes up. Sohow does that relate to this show?
Well, the broad softball team ina last minute addition to its roster yesterday,
adding Gabriella hawkas Homi Hawk as junior, our friend's sister, who,
of course is already a star playeron the UCLA women's basketball team. I

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think that coaches an attractive lady.I find her attractive watching those games.
I want to be close, ifyou know what I mean, like with
my cousin. Ten points per gamethis past season for Gabby and she's joined
the UCLA softball team. She playedthree seasons of high school softball at Camerio
Hi. I heard she pitches overhand. She does, and she told she's

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she's been heckling the UCLA women's softballteam for weeks. You know, you
guys suck. I'll come out there. Softball circles around you guys, put
your head to that f and rotchet. That's what she said to them,
and they were like, bring onmy tools. You can't do it,
Gabby. You can't bring your toolsand do that to us. She was
like, you want to bet onGabby cats, bring on my shoes.

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I'm gonna come and hit the softballall the way to that freaking Veterans graveyard.
Run around your fat got it sizzlechest? Well, good luck,
you're kissing it. And then Coreyclose it. Well, you got to
talk to me like that. Hey, Kate's where does your rooty and interest
lie while your daughters go to GrantCanyon? They are not softball players,
they're not cross players. You,of course, and alumnus of UCLA.

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I'm gonna go GCU on this one. Really, Yeah, why's that Lot's
but softball winning? Uh? Withthat? Would that enhance your daughter's college
experience? Then let's go. Let'sgo Lopes. Would you see LA softball
when he adds our experience here onthe on air? I think it would,
Okay, I think it would getus at least an article out of
Bill Plash. That's fair, Kelly, stop recruiting Coach Close? Was I

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like that? I like co wehot boxer super route. Matt, we
got w NBA news here. Youmean, Matt, what are you talking
about? Thirteen teams? They're expandingnew team in the Bay Area. By
the song in the background right ofthe Valkyries, Yeah, Golden State Valkyries

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and Norse mythology, a valkyrie isone of a host of female figures who
guide souls of the dead to thegod Odin's Hall Valhalla. They are fearless,
they are and wavering, and theyare women. We love women.
Nobody loves women. We love women. We had the Women's Softball News and

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I WNBA news right here, andBill Plashki thinks, coach close, it's
a fine looking woman, handsome woman. Hello, what you guys see?
I know what I said. Itreminds me about you see those games you
sit Courtsie, You're like, oh, that's a good looking woman, and
you know what. Enjoy the gametonight, everybody. Tim kaits with Marongo
Casino, Dodgers on deck, wannawin last night? You're home and show

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a Tommy you don't forget about Shaky'sHey boss, can we get a David
Vessey and armed escort to go postDodger talk back to the hotel. Yeah,
we get one of those homeless peopleout there with their knives and their
poop. Fly Dana Monday up there, there we go. He's only way
about three fifty. Oh fat jokeon David Vessey William getting a little bigger
than is true. Looks fair,Dodgers giants, you know what you want

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a lot of Shaky's Pizza parlor,one of your Shaky's pizza chinnet. The
mojo's right now at Shaky's dot comand you could be enjoying it before the
first pick. Thanks for the goldboll We'll be back tomorrow, same time.
He's he's Pitcher the Nights, StoneBoner Scavin Stone with his stone Bone's

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gonna take them out. Hey,I like it when you guys push the
end blove. I like it.Hey, executive comes in this door.
Guess what We're gonna make you realand comfortable