We are shallow. So are you. Feat. Ler & Lionel

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And I ain't even gonna hold you. It's really eternal now.
And I think it's something wrong with me a little bit.
But I like watching women take care of their kids
a little bit, Like I like moms, be mom.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You're almost thirty, mom's mommy, make sure their card?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
What do it? Oh? I was coming day. I've seen
this one lady. She was taking care of her daughter
and her son same time.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
But I like when they be on FaceTime and you
can hear them like, go sit down.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
The food.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
The food is coming out there, and you're like, yeah,
like you really, how you doing all this?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And on the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
M hm m m.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
M hmmm.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm. Kind of what kind of weed
to just good week?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
We spoke good We welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She's trying to do.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
To start the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're sorry, We're sorry, We're sorry. Ok.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I'm not over, but I'm gonna say that because I
was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's silly. That over Okay, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and
I'm Mila, and niggas are loud as fun. You cannot
gave me drugs?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
No, No, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hi, guys welcome to Good Mom's Bad Choices.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We're just gonna get straight into it. I never seen.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
He's so high right now.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
You know what we should have learned from before, not
to get our guests high because because it I'm trying
to delete the episode up later because guess what, we're not.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Going to do it anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Guys, we're here in New York City, we have guests.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Obviously, we're not going to do our normal intro, which
is like giving my like a type scorpio ass anxiety.
But it's fine. We're just gonna go with it. We
have some special guests.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
You got us? You can't he can't hear it scripting
this mic like he's about to start a wrap battle.
I keep been watching him like yeah, I hear well
at least he can't hear it in the headphones, so
it means we're good.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So what don't you introduce yourself? A right?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We will go. I'm uh, I'm Lael, and uh this
is late night with.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I want to know how to get home? You guys
practice that.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Actually my name is.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
You're just confusing everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Please go watch I'm That's how we make them do it.
That you make them listen first watch it.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
But if you're introducing yourselves wrong, how the fun are
they supposed to identify which voices which voice? And all
they have is the audio?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know, like he's a mystery. Sometimes you just gotta
roll with the punch.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, guys, that.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, that's me. I'm Linel and I'm Jamal not Jamal.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Actually, come on, that's Steve y'all.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
This government is Stephen might not even be real, it's not.
That's the three last letters, the last letters. You really
are bang Bu Tang hip hop producer. Whatever, it's automated generator?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
What is my name?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That is that still a site?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
It has to be there, probably millions because I heard
what is it?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
A name generator?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Wo tang name generator?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
If you're you ever wish you had a different name
than the money you had.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I've really I feel like I've really monopoly on the
one name I have.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like name generator, and then I put my name, says
a woom.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Me, what's my twinkly educator?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Mine is phantom judge, Phantom Phantom Judge.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Put your name.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Right, hair like Jimmy last.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
She is amazing cavalier, amazing yo, what's up this amazing
cavalier and this is phantom judge. I'm about to go
head to head, bitch. Is you ready?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is you ready?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Bitch?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I was born right, Phantom Cavalier. Amazing, amazing, Phantom, amazing cavalier.
This is amazing cavalier.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I think I like that, amazing cavalier.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
We're high, is very high. The only person not highest, Lionel.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, first of all, I'm the twinkly adjucicator adjudicator.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
So not only are we high, but we're drinking and
we haven't eaten.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Well, guys, if you're to make sure you check us
on YouTube to make it all makes sense, and even
that it still might not. So let me let me
give you guys full context. We already had a conversation.
We already did their podcast, so if you're listening, go
check out our episode on Late Night, Late Nights with

(05:20):
Larry and Lionel. And what happened was we came with
eating no food. They brought tequila. We took it because
we'd love tequila. And it's daytime and now it's the
second hour and now we're high and we're drunk, and
so here we are.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Hello, what's up?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm glad that you've established a lot more grounded Thank you.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I do now that people know you can feel comfortable,
you can relax.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
So we're in New York right now.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Me and Mila are in our homegirl shout out to
Mandy full Court Pump Studios, full Court Studios in Brooklyn,
and you know, we hit up Laren Lionel because you know,
we're like we've been watching on the internet for a while.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
We're like, you know, you know, we learn about sex
all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, and we love a curated We have a curated Instagram.
She was Mila was really impressed with your your fond
screen text. I said, like, look at their fonts. This
is I really like their fonts. This is fons, you know,
fun and I appreciate that because most men wouldn't put
it in such detail to design.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But you guys told me that was your background.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Right, yeah a little bit.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, Well, like tell us more about yourselves, because like
we got right into it on your podcast, like straight
straight hitter right, the size of penises. So I just
want to know a little bit about you because that's
how women do. We get to know our people first
before we just go straight for the kill. Yes, tell us,
tell us how you meant? Tell us how your podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Came to be?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
How old are you? What's your sign?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh? Okay, we uh, I'm twenty nine. My sign I
am a Taurus.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh like his birthdays for twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, my birthday is for twenty.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
And I don't smoke right at all?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I've smoked before. That's a year. Probably. I stopped smoking
right when they started like giving like weed aggressive names.
You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that's
like grilla, glue, tickler and all of that.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
What what's your beef with with weed?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
It was just weed when I was smoking it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Now it's like, so if we rebranded it to weed,
would you smoke?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? They don't name we we no more? If you
story called WE do? You want to get super high?
Conda high? A little high? And then she suld be it.
I keep having something in here? Do you hear me?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I heard it?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think I heard it from you.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
No, it's like the y he were. No, there's a
little thing. It's like speaker.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
There's dad grass, which is supposed to be like the
old time weed.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, I like that. That's ready. What do you want
to know?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like when people you're twenty nine. You guys are both
from Philly.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yes, I guys, childhood friends.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
How did you meet?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
We met? We knew. We knew of each other in
high school. We went to the same high school he went.
He was a year above me. He just told this story. Yeah,
we're going to tell it, and we're going to tell
it again. Tell it again. We knew each other from
high school. We didn't really meet each other till like
maybe twenty eighteen eighteen, when I had a podcast and

(08:17):
he was he had a rap career film And don't
say it so because you're here, it's going to pop
that up.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm impressed that you've said that out loud. Brother.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I'm sure that's true because most of the rappers who
wanted to be rappers will never just say, like fuck
that it didn't work out for me. I'm gonna do
something different, you know, Like, but.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Y'all, y'all ever had this supportive rapper before?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Oh have my baby daddy the rapper? Oh excitement? Whoa
you've probably heard of him?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's his name. No, don't say probably want.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
To everybody knows, but I'll tell you later.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, damn now now thinking about it. Yeah, it's
so many raptors, so many rappers.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
He's from Gear, Indiana.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, it's only one that I know.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's only one. Michael Jackson.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, Michael, you know Michael, Michael Gary.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
It could have been Jermaine.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Okay, No, you know how I'm thinking about.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Jermaine Jackson is crazy bitch.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Anyway, So I had a podcast. He came on a
bunch of times, and then my sister was like, maybe
y'all should do something here because y'all got good chemistry.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
But what were you doing? You were talking about yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
And the other one. It was like a lot of like, oh,
pop culture, how do you feel about what?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I don't know, would you have guests or was just here?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah? It was me and my friend Mike and my
sister and they didn't really care about it, but I did.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Your sister was like, I'm not gonna do this ship
with you every week, but.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Hey, he was like like literally no, like literally, she
was like, let's do it once a month. I'm like,
what the fuck? So he told me about maybe you
should do one with I'm like, that's my guy. We
should do something. And then it was birthed.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
So why why sex.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That wasn't it. That wasn't it. That wasn't the premise.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
We ain't We didn't make a sex podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Do you consider you a podcast?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
We called it like a which when you earlier you
mentioned like something like breaking taboo about sex, like we
it's like a it's like a sex safe space podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It is now.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
But what you're saying, like we started it, we was
talking about sex, but we were just.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Better kind of the conversation just naturally gravitated to it. Okay,
that makes it.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
And it started like blowing up on TikTok for me personally.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
You can say, how because TikTok is so fucking regulated.
How the fuck?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, we we got it right when it was when
it was fun. We got TikTok.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
We got it when it was fun too, and then
we got to canceled.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
We got.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And then it got deleted.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah it's bad now, it's just totally bad now. But
the TikTok for us, yeah for real. So we popped
on there and at the time, I was in a
relationship and TikTok popped and I was like, I don't
want to be in a relationship because absolutely, I mean

(11:15):
TikTok to Instagram and I was.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
A little bit, okay, so it's like I think I'm
famous now, so it's you're just kind of a little
bit once she hold me back, was she like you
needed to chill out?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
She she just recently hit me up and was just
like I don't like the way that we like broke up,
like you like my feelings a little bit, And I
was like, she was like, you were my speech. I
used to come to you and talk And I was like.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Man, that's honest. But what was your response?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yes a little bit. I was more
so just like I don't want to be in a
relationship right now. Do you think that was that you.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Didn't want to be in a relationship or was like
you don't think she could be happy for your new TikTok?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's the two words you? I want to be a whore?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
That he knew made him feel like he was going
to get exposure to new pussy and so he had
to get rid of his every day pussy so that
available to the new pussy is like you're like on
a different level.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Is it true?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I mean, was the breakup worth it? Have you been
has new pussy been rolling in like you thought.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Hell yeah, I'm just being honest. I mean it was
it's fun, Like it's I never did this, I never
had I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
That during my whole phase, Like none, I didn't get
no extra hose because of my podcasting. We've never got
rolling worshippers. They want to pay you white like want
to be yeah, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, so that happened.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
That's like, are not popping. I can't believe that's all crazy. No,
I'm offended. Do people send y'all like naked pictures pussy
just fans and shit girls because of the content.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
As much, But it does.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
To men that expressed themselves sexually. That's what like freely.
Women are attracted to men that express themselves. And you're
probably talking about like you guys seem like intelligent, like
logical men, and you know, and I feel like it's
so rare. We're talking about maturity and like it takes
a certain level of maturity to be like logical and wit.
Just you're like, I'm gonna I'm gonna damn him and
see what happens. I can understand that.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, I don't want anybody to think that I'm like whatever,
but I do it is a thing.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I'm like, oh no, I mean, I appreciate your honesty.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I appreciate your honesty.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's like a lot of niggas go and be like, hey,
this is one plus money and the fact that you
told her that you told her that.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Right, I just told her I didn't want to be
in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
That was actually the better rout. That was actually a
better rout because everybody does everybody else.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I don't know that was a better route.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You know.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Listen, sometimes we make selfish decisions, and the best decision
is not to bring somebody down yourself. You got to
see them into the reality of what it actually is.
Sometimes you can't just well you can, but sometimes it's
harder to just go in and be like, hey, I'm
TikTok famous now, so we have to break up, well,
you know, versus hey, I just want to do this,

(14:14):
And then eventually, as you start listening to my tiktoks,
you'll eventually find out.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
That the reason I broke up with you is because
I'm getting more pussy.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
But I think this is a prime lesson, and like
I think people avoid saying brutal or honesty because like, god,
this is a really shallow decision on my end, and
sometimes like you gotta just admit, you just got to
like I'm shallow today, Like I don't care, I don't
give a fuck, I don't like I don't want to
be with you, like I don't need a big reason. Yeah,

(14:43):
I know it, Dick's not good enough, Like it's just
like it doesn't it seems it seems rude, but it's
just the truth. And sometimes you have the honor even
if it's not nice, because sometimes your feelings are not
nice and you got to listen to that. You're not
going to be able to cater to everybody's feelings, but
you do, howe or have to cater to yours. And
sometimes you're shallow.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's fine. Yeah, I agree, that's the.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
End of the episode.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
And that's fine.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And let me right that to Orlando. Sometimes your shallow
or feelings are.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Not nice, like both those.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Wow. Yeah, I was going to.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Ask you something based off of that, but oh yes,
this is my question. So on on your episode with us,
we were talking about fucking fans. So because you're because
you got started, you know, blowing up on TikTok and
women started to you know, notice you guys more, have
you sucked a lot of your fans?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yes, okay, I was an honest guy.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
He's an honest guy, honesty, but he's I'm slowing down
why because I'm starting.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
To realize that every single guests that we have there
are podcasters. They come on and we ask them a
question and then they say no, and I'm like, what
the fuck is wrong with me? Then? So this is
me trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong
with me? So maybe I need to stop.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Plenty in common after this. Listen, Yeah, well you said
who said that?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What didn't right off fans? That's not for me? I
represented that is you, that's.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But yeah, I am. I need to slow down on
it because it's not fun. I'm starting to realize when
you go out on dates with them, they see you
as this person.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You're a piece of meat.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
All right, Wait a minute, hold on, No, they just
see me as a person that's this And I'm like,
can we just can we?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
They're like, oh, I can't. Like we're like sitting down
to eating. They're like, I can't believe I'm with I
hate that bar and I hate I just don't like
it get the dicks off.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
You kind of like it because you've been doing this
a lot, you said, because the first person, can we
just talk a regular Sorry, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Tell you that, y'all have been like, well, okay, yeah, true.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I told you that once I have had sex with
a fan, not a fan. I don't like that word
listener And because for shallow reasons, and before we did it,
I can tell he was like shaking a little bit and.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I was like, what fun, I'm nervous.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
And then in my past life, actually before I always
had any type of online public anything. If I could
tell someone was really in awe of me, it would
turn me on. I would be like, I'm gonna take
you down. But now I don't think that's like you
want them to be a aw of other things, not
like this perspective, this this this, I guess access people

(17:50):
have to you, and somehow that makes them feel like
they're special because they have access to Also like just
hearing you guys, this feedback is just like being a woman.
And we're not even a sex podcasts per se, but
like being a woman and talking about sex and being
men and talking about sex, the perks are so different.
What the fuck. If I didn't find this thing who

(18:11):
talked about sex, I would be for the streets. Like
all the comments are like these fucking these their baby
daddies didn't want them, and that's why they're here.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
We get we get bad comedies, like one out of
one hundred.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, getting mad pussy in the d ms. The men
are not in my dms, like you are so intelligent,
open mind. I didn't really get anything because of the podcast.
It's definitely repelled. Some things exactly repelling.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Get bad comedies. They're usually like go work out like fatties.
That's what I got from this.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
When when men talk about sex, women want to know
what their sex is like, because if they're talking about
their sol I know, as a woman, if I'm hearing
like a man talk about his sex, how much he
likes eating pussy, like even if I'm not really attracted
to you, I might start to consider, like even the
because I'm a visual person, like what does that look like?
Women like minds, and like when you're an open mind

(19:07):
and you're literally in someone's ear, they're at work all
day with you there there could and you know, there's
an attraction that could happen, especially if they're listening to
your podcast. I think women have the ability to get
like attracted to certain aspects of people, especially like in personalities,
just regular smart guys, because most of them are a
little slow and immature, and then we can become like confused,

(19:27):
like hmm, let me try that out, and it's like, no, bitch,
you just think they're a smart person, you know. Like
it's just like a part of our sensuality is like
you have to I feel like that part of me
has evolved as I've gotten to be a woman.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Like or nigga don't want to hear bitches talk?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
No, I don't shut the funk. I haven't been over
what it is.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh my god, we just figured it out.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Is that is that?

Speaker 4 (19:49):
The other time it's like men don't want to hear
women talk.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, I want to hear I want to hear women talk.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
No.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
NOI like.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's crazy. I like car Kevin. I like having conversation
with whoever?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Are you a panent sexual? Pan sexual someone who is
aroused by the mind, because I consider myself both. I
got a mixed stup y'all.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
What's the pain sexual?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Actually?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
My boyfriend said, who loves everybody likes people. Yeah, but
I'm not romantically attracted to just all people recent genders.
And like, I realized, I'm not on the spectrum so
much as I thought I was. I thought it was
just fluid. But there are things that I don't I'm
not attracted to.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I like when women are nice to me. I'm starting
to realize that about myself. At first, I like when
women like would be mean to me a.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Little bit, like a little bit like.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, like smack me, choked me a little bit. But
now I like it. I like a little bit of
booth like. I like it when they're nice to me,
like smack me. Twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Now, well, i'll tell you that, and maybe you can
test to this. I don't know how long you've been thirty,
and I don't know if it's the same for men,
but thirtyes like thirty to thirty three. There's like a
rapid evolution that happens, and you're like, certain shit you
won't fuck with anymore, Like that was immature, Let me
grow out of that. And then it really actually happens.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, you get vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I guess like the twenty yeah, I would say probably
last year for me, but like you do get a
little more some shit, you just let go, like I'm
not fucking with that, like you may breathe through it,
like I'm not about to check that.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Person back, especially when you're like you're famous on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And stop doing it. Guys, was crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
That is crazy girl.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
She was a TikTok star on the rise, but then
she didn't crack. I know she didn't anymore though I
saw her on Instagram. She's done with crack.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
She's back.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, was back to wee tiktokster on the right.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'll tell you the truth. I'll take the truth like weird.
I'm just hating because we lost our TikTok. We're almost tiktoks.
We were.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Cont I wrote it. I wrote an email and here's
the template.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I wrote it.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just was like, TikTok so many times they hate
sexy black. He has an email template.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I just told him, I said, we are a black
podcast that influenced the whatever. I wrote an entire because
they deleted your ship. I wrote them a letter in
how long I think.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
We need you on the team.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
This is I think maybe they all humans. I don't know.
I think this is this is a little while ago,
but a well, just let me give you that template.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
We're going to get you, you Tobe than we was devastated
when I opened TikTok.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You're saying devastated.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
We had like one hundred, over one hundred, ten thousand
followers now had like now we have five hundred.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
We started a new page though, and it doesn't it's
not hitting.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's not hitting. Ain't the way anyway though? No more?
To be honest, like, I.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Don't think so Facebook.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I think we're just we're now at thirty and you
don't care about TikTok anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
There's still happening.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Our Facebook been doing good numbers and we only had
a flag a month. We just I just ought to
meet the post to go from Instagram to Facebook.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
We did too, but we don't do it. I don't know.
And you think moms on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I think the moms on Facebook are a little more conservative.
I don't only know what's on Facebook since college.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, yeah, we just decided to like put them.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Do you guys date outside your race?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
No question.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
They're from Philly, I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
He has a lot of different bitches come from the internet,
like not just black, beautiful black queens, LATINX, A.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Little bit.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
LATINX.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I mean, I mean, but like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I've had sex with one one Dominican. Is that that count?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I'm so high everything you say.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
She can say nigga, right. Uh, she did say it,
and I was like, I was a little afraid she
said it.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I'm like, I don't say that.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I said, I talk about it. I was like, I
was like, you you good to say that.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
She's like, if you let me, I guess I am.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
She kind of like laughed it off, and I was like,
all right, that's a joke.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I guess, okay, you switch your foot down.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I wanted to a little bit, but she's just give
me a couple of times. I don't did. I never
did nobody that's not.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Black for six months, but someone that isn't play. I
never said, only do you have interest in going sleeping?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'm a little racist. Well wait a minute, because you did.
You was talking about the white cut. You see. I
I said what you said, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I said, all women that have a fat ass got
the same here cut.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't mean not the.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Short cut, the short when they got them cut.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
The mix with the hoops. I always got hoops and they.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Were the same color to the side, and they always
wear the shirt with the arms cut out on the side.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
There was a The jeans look like.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Dark the dark blue Jones. They go all the way
up to the waist part.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ye like to accentuate.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, I wouldn't suck him though.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
That's that's you can say she had fat as.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
We're not going to tell you.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Got fat as.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
You got fat ass. But I don't want to touch it.
There's somebody out there there to do it.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, I wouldn't not white women.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Your long life to live, y'all we do.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't want to have sex with white women, though
I don't want to. I feel like it to be
a little corny. I feel like it would be corny overdone.
That all is crazy.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I hate that y'all watch too much porn? Is that
is that a telogy? White women?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Really? I heard white women getting foot before I was
in college. I heard it.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
So I went to I went to school in Vermont,
so I heard I heard it.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I heard it.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
One of my one of my roommates, used to clap,
you know, he used to clap these two big white
excuse me, these two big white women, right, and they
and they used to the way they used to say,
he used to come out the room on the problem.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Like then, yeah, he was drawing bros.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
You know, that's what That's the only thing. Like black
men are super proud about it. It's not like you
should be proud if that's your bitch or whatever. But
like sometimes I feel.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Like I think it's a status.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, and I'm like, she's a four dude, you know black, right,
But I think a lot of times, unfortunately, because of
you know, history, there is an association with like whiteness
and white women that's like he was. It goes both
ways though, for you're a black woman, look at black women.
They look at black women who date white men, look

(27:04):
at it.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Why do the black women look at us though, like
like we did something.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
They feel like it's like you like when they have like, well,
I guess it's both ways. But like when you've been
treated a certain way by black men and you find
a white man that treats you really good, then you
feel I think it's just yeah, it's it's not as slavery.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Literally, do you ever see like a handsome like guy
with like he might be like in the airport and
then you see like a white woman coming hugging like
white six.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You know what. It's always like a sick That's what.
And that's why I'm like, because they don't come.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
In bad bitch, that is not in there.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
They come in bas in their genre and they come in.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
They do not coming there what you go in the
best buy in there.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Out of Let me get your we have mediocre, Yes,
come in what.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
They don't come in bad bitch.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
They don't come in bad bit.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
They come.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Race is here. I'm not. So let's.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Let me tell you you're at the right show. Because
one they we're going to do is keep it real,
bad bit.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
We gotta come with the smell.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Don't be mad if you already know you racist. Again,
it's not even racist, it's just it's just this whole episode.
I cannot take the fast way. It's only about us
being shallowly honest because not a lot of people are

(28:32):
gonna do it. I'm just gonna keep it real. And
as someone who is exploring outside of my race because
the whites love me. You know, you dibble, you dabble,
and you have your preferences, and I really support black
men only dating black women because it's a dying race. Unfortunately,
because self hate is real. And every time I do
see a smooth aid in the airport with an alarming four,

(28:55):
I always make it a point to make eye contact.
Yeah so you see me, You see this beautiful black queen.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
They be looking at us like we're gonna because of
a black girl, theaing a white nigga. They give us
that weird looking like you know you're wrong, you.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Guys get black women.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Do the white women look down there? I mean the
black women look to the black men.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I do to the black women.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Do it to both.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I see black women be looking at me like like
they know they fucked up.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Niggas don't really give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
White women proud this is, if anything.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
They put their chests up like, yeah, that's my white woman,
you feel me.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I wonder how white men feel around black men when they're.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Dating intimidated because black men are the most desirable men
of all races, and that's a fact. There's no way
they don't feel. Why, I've literally been in it.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You think they worried, like, oh my god, she's gonna remember, Yeah, she's.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Gonna remember she got to come back.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Black women have I know a girl who has a
white husband, and I'd be wondering, Like, when there's a
fine nigga around, I'm like, you miss it, don't you?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
If I was white, I'll be scared. If my my
girl was black and she's been i'ment take it around
around a bunch of niggas we go on to the
functions with less niggas.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, but you know what that that same person, that
acquaintance that's married to a white man once told me.
She once told me that. You know, also, this is
a disclaimer. We are from the valley in LA, which
is the black men love others.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
It's like a rarity to like.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Black men liking black women, and she wants and so
it's probably had an effect on her because she also
grew up there. But she was like, when white women
come around, I like, I know, I know my man's
not looking like I know, he's like good. She's like,
when I was dating black guys and a white pitcher
come around, I immediately was knowing knowing he was checking
for her. And I was like, the fact that she

(30:49):
feels so secure in her relationship for this reason is
like damn. Like, as a black woman who grew up
in the valley, I've never had these feelings.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I've never had these feelings.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
I don't generally, well, wait, maybe in high school because
I was always the one of like like it was
only one black girl in my class was like me
and another girl. We both were mixed. So I was like,
then there was just a bunch of black guys. I'm
gonna be like six or seven black guys and then
the rest were white guys. So and white girls. I
had like a high school like boyfriend my whole high

(31:19):
school who was black. You know, there was there was
a rare amount of black guys. But when I moved
to Atlanta, I went to Clark and niggas were like,
what's up. I was like, yeah, I got used to
going out with my white girlfriends and nigga's not talking
to me, but the white When we.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
See y'all with a group of white girls, I'd be like,
does she need help? Like I had do me a lot,
and I'm like, she's cute as ship. But like I
would go up, I'm like you good, sis, Like I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
That's like the guess that's so true. I did were
already used to going out with my girlfriends in high school,
knowing that, like I was, the scope of what was
going to find me attracted was extreme limited. So if
I saw another black guy at a party, I was like, Okay,
that's my guy. Everyone else everyone else is kind of
not it's off boundaries for me. But also like going

(32:09):
out and the like, because we start going to clubs
really early because we're fucking growing as fuck. But I
remember likes not not growing, you know what I mean,
but like black guys like move past me, like excuse me.
Like I was like, if a black guy came and.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Talk to me, I'd be like, are you talking to me?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Like I would be very but the white guy, the
white guy in the black party was gonna find me
and holler.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, we from We're from Philly.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Is at none of that, It's all all of us
being the same shit, like the same. Well, I went
to school with white some white people, but it was
it was no white girls in my neighborhood and nothing
like that, So I don't really know about that type shit.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Hmmm, it's just like what you're exposed to. Well, no,
because we grow grew up in white spaces, and we
like niggas.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
True, No, it just it wasn't like nowhere near me
like these people be like I'm from South Philly. They
look at it as like Italian and like the stadium.
But that's one part I didn't because look at you.
You do this because I tell niggas with my neighborhood,
I didn't. I didn't know nobody. Wait until I went
to school, Like I knew, like.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You went all the way to Vermont, you went right in, Yeah,
I went.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I went.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
I had like the exact opposite. I was to HBCU
and I went to Atlanta, and I was like I
was out the window of the plane, like, oh my god,
everybody's black, even the workers, like I saw I saw
black people have jobs. I never saw them have those jobs.
And that's like stuff like gardeners, fast food workers, like
every everybody was black. Were in LA there was certain

(33:35):
people that did certain things or had to go to
a certain area to see those people. So when I
was like so happy and then but it took even
for me time to like to like I was like
everybody's outside dancing and ship and I don't even know why.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Realized you was fine though.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
They were playing loud music. I was like, why what
are they doing out there? But also I was like,
I'm kind of fine. I was like, the niggas are hollering,
and I was like, I'm never coming back, bitches.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
It never made insecure because I wasn't like if you
don't want me, I don't want you to. You guys
have any other like shallow confessions.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well, we are on Good Moms, me and Larry, I know.
Our manager kind of put it in the notes about
like us liking women with kids and I ain't even
gonna hold you. It's really eternal now, and I think
it's something wrong with me a little bit. But I
like watching women take care of their kids a little bit,

(34:34):
like I like, mom, Mom.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're almost thirty.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Mom's mom maxture the car.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I was, I've seen this one lady. She was taking
care of her daughter and her son, same time, same time,
because I'm.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Like, you better take care of them, kids, feeding people.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Look at her taking care of them, get them across
the street. She had the back of you.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I'm not about to I'm not about to step in.
I watched him afar.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
She cut the young boy head and had the door.
It was pushing him while she was dragging it. I said, yo,
yeah you better.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
I like when they be on FaceTime and you can
hear him, like go sit down, the food. The food
is coming out there, and you're like yeah, like you really?
How you doing all this? And on the phone get
real quiet on FaceTime like like you there.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm like yeah, I was just I'm here.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Getting a direction to hear. And you nurture other people.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
No, that's really flying ship though, Like I don't got
no kids. I wouldn't even know what to do when
you mean like if I you mean, I'm trying to
take care of my little niggas.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Man, do you guys want kids?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Do you guys want to be married?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I do? Yes.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Wait, I want to go back because I'm not done
for the topic. So you are attracted to moms, but
will you actually wife or mom? Like you actually want
to be with a mom? Would be a stepdaddy?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah I was that attractive to you?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes? Yeah, I think it is. It depends how many kids.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
That's a fair answer, Like how many is your max? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Too? Two is so too? Is fine?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It was okay? Three kind of solid.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
You know you love who you love? For interracial I'm
gonna start saying for baby mamas. Like this week, we
met this woman who met her newest husband when.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
She was eight months pregnant.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Yeah, so she was out the night she finalized her divorce.
She was at dinner and this man, this chef who
was cooking at at the restaurant. I must have known
one of her. But she found out she was pregnant.
After she was she decided to get a divorce and
kept it. So my question is, could you date a
pregnant woman?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I want to fuck a pregnant woman? Yeah, but I
would like to have sex with you.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
They're not just walking around like what are you?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
What is the myths of walking around freely in captivity?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Don't be outside?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Don't they be pregnant?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Don't pregnant people do go outside?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I see them?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Want to be a dinner. Why don't you want to
suck a pregnant person? Pregnant person? I was pregnant? The
mysts of pregnant pussy or what is that?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Because because porn ruined my brain?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
For for real, you watch pregnant party.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I've seen it when I when I was about twenty
three to twenty four. I went through a year just
like then.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Let me see what some pregnant or just any bitch's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was anybody on the screen. Don't got to be
my baby? Is it?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Ego?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I just want to I've heard rumors. I want to
try it. What's the rumors that you heard that it'd
be that to be doing what it do right? That's
a lot chop shop. You be chop chopping down there.
I just want to try it.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know why I want to do it. I
just know that she's pregnant and I want to do it.
I want to just I want to try pregnant sex.
But I mean probably with my baby, mam.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
So I just want to let you know your TikTok
DM is about to go crazy with pregnant bitches. If
you if your TikTok dms the other.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
The first thing that pop it was the Instagram.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Wherever the DM you start popping with pregnant women.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Please can be a little woman? Tell me can we
have a little woman to to just put in a
universe that's not.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Want your little woman?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Because did you do it? Did you spend a year
searching that.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
On No that's probably like a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I just want to throw throw them around. Pick's fun size.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I don't even see little people out in public. You
know what I'm saying is they know Captain somewhere little people.
I want to walk downtown like.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I'm putting in the.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Universe, just exactly where the pregnant people are away.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
But people and the little people just say over what
about a pregnant little Okay, did.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
You know a pregnant little person can have a full
sized baby?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, like the belly is full sized.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
No, there's no.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Person.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I was eleven pounds, so with your wife, I know
it's bad because my mom is a.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Twin too, so like it skips generesia, so I could
have twins. It could be eleven pounds.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
My boyfriend's mom is a twin. So this is a
public service announcement. Maybe you guys knew this already, but
I just found out. If you were over thirty five
and you're a black woman, the likelihood of you having
twins is like the highest of unneeded race. And he
goes up when you're older.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
What doubling up?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
It goes I don't know if it doubles I didn't
say that, but it increases significant.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I'm just saying doubling up humans.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh yeah, no, doubling up humans goes up when you're
black and you're over thirty five and my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Mom is a twin. I have the twin gene. My
mom is a twin. Oh really yeah, whoa Yeah, I
didn't go through.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That's so interesting, huh.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It skips her and goes to me apparently, right.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
I wonder if she feels like there's like she's she's
like there's a disconnect of someone that she didn't know before.
I always like, you know, they say, like, that's a
good question. Twins are like magically like one person, but
they split maybe, But well, my mom also has a
sibling and she doesn't know because my grandma gave birth
like on the low before she was born.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Like the baby, so did my grandma.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
My grandmother gave a child up for adoption and when
she was young, because that was the norm if you
weren't married or you were young, which is like so
much trauma.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
And then she gave she like went away for a
while and then came back. What is that?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
You know?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
What if anybody's listening and wondering why we tell all
our business to the internet is because there came the
generation not that far behind us couldn't say ship and
was really experiencing trauma solo do low because it was normal.
And so if I'm talking shit all the time, so honestly,
it's my right, my ancestors, my ancestors, and talking about

(40:56):
the second dig on the internet because you couldn't. I'm
gonna tell you all about what I did last night.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
That I'm the only WORDO without a twin anything on
this couch.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's not a WEIRDO.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
If I have to at first, I'm that's that's where
we're going to stop knocking out the park, knocking out
the box.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Would you?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
So if you've dated children, I mean women, not children,
No mom before like, is there like a do you
think that there's any sort of protocol or things that
a man should do or take into consideration when dating
mom dads?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Oh? Those both of them. I asked, is your baby
dad in jail or is he dead? Is he dead
or in jail? No, I don't want to be normal.
Have I ever heard of all experiences I had? None
of the niggas was solid. So it's like you feel me.
So I'm like, is he dead or is he in jail?

(41:55):
Like you mean so?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
And then if you're living, what happens then?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
And not that?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
After that?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
She's not anybody?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Is he looking for you?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Like looking like the child?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Like niggas are crazy just like you are?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
You guys cool?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You gonna have I leave with the bad ones?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Maybe that's step one.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
You doys have a good relationship. Does he pick up
the kids or is he not? You can kind of
tell how long ago do you guys break up?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
You can kind of tell about how she look at
the phone when he call. You feel what I'm saying.
You can kind of gage you know. Then you ask
questions like have you if you got your answer that she's.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Like, no, no, you ever been on a date? Shorty?
Is she get a phone call from her baby? Day
she got a step out?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Like then you already know you know they well? I mean.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
In general, I think I think also women we don't
want to bother. We don't want to like we don't.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
We've been taught that we almost are less appealing moms
because we have this baggage, whether that's the child obviously,
or this other person that we are always connected to,
so sometimes we don't want to take the hall in
front of you, almost as a reminder of like, oh yeah,
I had this other nigga that I always have to
talk to, hold on, step out.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You know, like there is, yeah, there is. It's not always.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
We still know that when you left, you still still
talking to.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Solution to whatever it is. Really, women should feel less
ashamed to just take the car, just.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Take it right here like with that that I can't
feel like, yeah, that was suspicious.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I was on the d and a girl like we
was in the car. We was talking and he called it.
She got off the car, closed the door, and then
she just started cursing this nigga yo every single word
in the book. We was just we was in some
neighborhood and I'm just looking at her like through the window,
and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You said, it.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Was a little bit. It was a little bit like that,
like damn, that's kind of sexy a little bit. I
don't know why it was.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I thought you want to her because you want to, like,
you know, make her feel better, like don't worry, baby,
I got you.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, Now what's yea? It's that.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
His pitch when he's lying woman talk.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
No niggas be crazy. You gotta ask, like, is a
nigga looking for you? Niggas as wild niggas and listen.
I ain't gonna speak too much, but niggas do shit.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
I really encourage you guys to relocate outside of Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, men are weird. I had one girl, she had
her baby dad like, get somebody else to call my
phone and basically start some ship with like me, And
that was crazy. That was so her baby dad had somebody.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Call your phone a woman.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
How do you get your number from her phone? From
her phone? Because they're on the same phone plan. So
he had a woman called my phone. They say, yo,
like you date my friend. I just want to let
you know, like, and her baby dad still like yeah,
So I call her and I was like, your friends
just called me? And she was like, my friend don't
even know. None of my friends even.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Know one of my friends have your number.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
They don't even know who you are. I said that immediately.
I was like, that's her baby dad. Like I said
to him, like, that's her baby dad.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Because niggas get desperately starting wed.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
You've gone through an extensive amount of steps to have
a bitch called the nigga. Find it out like it's small.
I don't even know where my phone bill is. I
don't even know what they're charging me for. Witches are crazy,
they are okay, that was a guy who did that?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Are crazy to get the girl to the probably sister
probably probably says, please.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Make this cause this like, what's the craziest ship you
ever did? To be spiteful or like sneaky in a relationship?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Hm hmm. It's got to be something there. I know
I probably did. People support you. Go ahead, women, Yeah,
so you're afraid to say it.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
At my audience.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I love that. I'm I love that. I love it
so much.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I'm like, you know, maybe breaks, maybe take breaks, maybe
some break, Maybe get some break pussy, Like.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I'm gonna take a break. You being an asshole so
you can fuck somebody else.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
You start a whole fight just so you can get
some break pussy.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
The fight was already there. I ain't started. I just
kicked it off the edge. I mean I kicked the
fight off the edge. You feel me spiteful?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Damn, that's crazy. I don't. I don't think I did
anything like to get them. Yeah, I don't know. About
no spiefuls. I don't think I ever did anything spiteful. Yeah,
oh goddamn, lie, I don't do anything spiteful. But I
do tell this one story all the time about how
I broke up with my ex and I cooked her
like dinner just to break up with her. He night.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
The most spiteful ship is he broke up with his
ex because he got TikTok famous bitch. That's I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I guess the TikTok wors is making it even funnier. Yeah,
but I like this.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I like TikTok famous exact famous is crazy, Yes, it
was that first.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
We have a segment on our show we call horror stories.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Stories. Yes, hory is where we ask our guests to
share a highly ho horific tale. It could be funny,
it could be spooky, it could be just level ten nasty.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Do you do you either one of you have any
recent recent.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Uh? Boy, did they support y'all?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I guess listen to your show they will now.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I think, like, maybe I sucked out air mattress.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I'm not proud. Just a mattress on the floor. I feel.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Sometimes you get a mattress on.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
The floor type it is what is in fact, she
got a mattress.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
No, just didn't know she on a No she that's
that's that's why. That's why I believe Twitter. That's why
I believe Twitter when they be like, it's mattress on
the floor, not fucking that nigga. When I was twenty four,
I moved. I had a mattress on the floor with
a desk, nothing else, just vibes. You feel me, Oh
I can't. Yeah, I can do that. I can do
with some Netflix everything.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Every baby I got will settle a lot of bitches too.
They'll walk in and they be like, damn, this is
not what I signed up for because they don't have
a house. But then they feel bad. They feel bad.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
I don't just do it. Pitches are you're fucking without
a house?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
If they live with these folks, they like this nigga
got a roof by itself that could be as loud
as I want.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Oh, that's true that they don't have to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
And their parents, Yeah, you get the scream as long
as you want this mattress.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
If you're eighteen, he's like, oh he's rich. You got
your own rent.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
No roommates, you see, Yeah, No, roommates to get yourself.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
You guys, thank you so much. This has been quite
a pleasure. Wait before we get out of here, we
also ask our guests to share the affirmation.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Do you guys have an affirmation you can share with
our audience?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Affirmation?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You know what that is? Yeah, you'd be surprised.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, I'm not. Honestly, there's a lot of informations. Right,
you will be great one day.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
That is that what it is, You will be great
one day in life.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Now that you ask me that I know what the
affirmation was, I'm trying to figure out if I know
what that is. Now you don't know what it is,
Just be nice, just say something, just something like sweet yourselves.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Call you for yourself. Oh.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
An affirmation is something that you say to yourself that
affirm something like, damn, bitch, you look good, You're a
bad bitch, you're fine. Everything they want comes to you
easily and with the ease.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Oh, you're gonna you're gonna sell more tickets in this
Chicago show on beadleve Bro. You're gonna do great. You
feel me, that's my affirmation. You got a great fucking
show it. Don't be nervous like you always be. I
don't know why you'd be nervous. I'm talking to myself.
You feel me so in Chicago. That's my information.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
But isn't it fun when you're nervous and then you
do it?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
This is your first show exactly, so it'sn't fun. You're
so nervous and then you're up there and then and
then you kill it like there's adrenaline and everybody loves you.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
You get so many pitches in your d MS.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah, bloody boil take that lest step on this. It's
all it's all fun. Like the week leading up to it,
I'll be nervous, but then after that, I'm like cool.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, well I affirmed that you guys do to have
a successful show, Thank you, But can.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
You do one that's like more general?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Yeah, that was a manifestation.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
We're going to We will for everyone, for everyone everyone.
You will you want to do a life?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah? Absolutely, you will live a great life and make
a lot of money. This week, I don't live.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I will live a great life and make a lot
of money.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You will let go of that person that you've been
holding onto that doesn't really serve you.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I will let go of that person that doesn't really.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Serve me, doesn't really serve me.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Yes, amen, Amen, because I know my work and I
know I'm famous on the internet. Famous on the internet,
you can't come yea.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Famous.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Imagine like, so, how.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Many followers do you have? That's a real thing that happened.
Somebody that give you.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Their phone and be like, oh my god, Wow, you
have a lot of follows.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
They respect you more. Yeah, I'm like, get the funk
out of here.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Ship Anyway, y'all, y'all, thank you for listening. Make sure
you go rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Lionel
and Alert, can you please tell the people where they
can find you.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Learn line after you buy that book right here first,
that's number one that uh we everywhere Alert and Linel
on the internet.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
U t r l A and d l A and
everywhere and everything.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Yeah, go to show, go to their show in Chicago,
to go to their TikTok, and go to their TikTok.
I'm going on your TikTok immediately, and I plan on
asking I was going to ask us your dms after
this because I want to see what's happening over there.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
If you guys remember to find.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Us That's Insane Goes Crazy Mom's Bad Choices on all platforms.
Make sure you check out our retreat. It's coming up
in July Mexico. We have two dates, July fifth, July twelfth.
It's women's only. It's bomb, it's amazing. You won't regret it.
If you need friends, bring your ass, make some stop
making excuses.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
What else?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Girl, I'm drunk. Buy our book, A Good Mom's Guide
to Making Bad Choices, Available on all platforms.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
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Speaker 4 (52:38):
And check us out on Patreon to hear the uncensored
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Good Mom's Bad Choices, Love You, Bye Bye.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Bye, Yeah, this is gonna up.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
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