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Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hi.
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Thanks, good afternoon, guys, Welcome, welcome, Say hi to Bill Squire.
He's right over there, Hey, hood. Mary Santorre is out.
Comedian Joe Briggs will join us a little.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Bit later on.
Speaker 10 (01:33):
He's taping something tonight in hilarities.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He's filming a comedy special. Hilarities in the cabaret Frolic Cabaret.
That's the side room there. Yeah, is it going to
be called I'm also getting famous? Uh No, No, I
believe it's gonna be called old Old freight train. His nickname.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
That's his nickname.
Speaker 10 (01:56):
His nickname is old freight train, Old freight train, or
just maybe it's just great train.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
But I think I add the old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But he originally still a young man. Yeah, well freight
trains from his soccer days. Okay, you got that nickname
playing soccer. I guess he was like a freight train
through everyone, all right, But he originally wanted to title
it Joe Briggs has a Gun because he has a
bit about that. But like it's but then he's like,
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yeah that might get uh, you know, on the streamers
and stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
They're like, I don't know what.
Speaker 11 (02:29):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
There's I don't know, streaming services have songs and album
titles across the spectrum of bad taste.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I don't even know if that rises to the
level of bad taste. I mean, it's just the name
of an album. Maybe he'll change, Maybe we can talk
him into it. We should.
Speaker 10 (02:43):
Joe Briggs has a gun because the cover doesn't have
to be him with any kind of fire l right.
It can be him in like a seer soccer suit
like he's an old timey lawyer.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He does have that good look for an old timey
yeah suit like that. He's got a very uh I
would say, late seventies look, mm hmm. He's cultivated it well.
And he's also in Bill Squire's Chris m Maquonzica too.
I don't want to bury that lead. Yeah, I'll have
tickets for you for that later on. It's so funny.
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It was brought to my attention. And I don't know
how long it's been like this, probably a while, so
that the when you call the after hours line, it's
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no longer the original greeting that I recorded. It's not
me anymore. Once we kind of changed the way that
I was getting those calls after we moved from Oak Tree,
I guess it just reverted to whatever the default outgoing
messages where it's like a robot that tells you to
leave a message. So it was I guess it was
throwing some people off. But if you called the after
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hours line to leave voicemails, that's still this show's after hour.
It's it's I'm going to try to find a way
to get my voice back on there so it doesn't
confuse people. But whatever, whatever, Halloween last night was everybody.
Anything happened Halloween wise? You had a very good time. Yeah,
getting kids in your building?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, No, we didn't do that. But there were a
lot of kids trigger treating in the neighborhood adjacent to me,
because they're like right over the one seventeenth line that's
Cleveland and it's all those mansions over there, so there's
a ton of kids over there trick or treating, and
you know, driving to that neighborhood specifically to trick or treat,
which they seemed to be okay with. I was on
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their lawn chairs and yeah, enjoying it.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
I was reading gwynan Ora were already out when I
got home, so I said, we'll tell me where to
meet you and I'll meet out there whatever, And so
I met them. A couple of streets over, but I
was really as nice as it was. They said it
was the warmest Halloween in fifty years in Cleveland. It's
like seventy two degrees last night. And I was really
surprised at how few kids I saw out where we live,
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very very few. I mean there'd be a couple of
clusters here and there, but you know, towards the end
of the allotted time, whatever that is, I think eight
o'clock is when trick or treating was supposed to end.
As you got closer and closer to that, people just
want to get rid of their candy. Like I left
our ball out overnight and by the time I got up,
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it was like half full. I mean it was barely
you know anything. And my daughter's strategy, she's pretty sharp.
Her strategy is because I thought it was going to
be her and a bunch of her friends, and like
other moms, when I met up with them, it was
just Gwen and Nora. And my daughter's strategy is, look,
if I go trick or treating with a bunch of
my friends, and you know, you go up to the door,
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they drop a little piece of candy in everybody's bag,
Whereas if it's just me.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
They might get two or three.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They tell me to do what I want, and that's
exactly what happened. That is very very smart. Yeah, so
she's like, I'm sacrificing friendship and social interaction for more candy.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Well no, because she's like, we already had a Halloween
party at school. Yeah, everybody's in their costume. She's like,
I hung out, I saw my friends all day at school.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
I want to go.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Yes, I want to go trick or treating alone. And
she did, and because I know, and because there's a
cull the sack back behind our street, and so we
kind of went back there and again really really not
that many people walking around, and by that time of
the night, these people just want to unload their candy.
So literally she'd walk up and they'd be like, take
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whatever you want. She's fistfuls of, you know, nice and
full sized candy bars or whether they're no longer like
the four leaf clover of Halloween when we were kids,
if somebody was handing out full sized candy bars.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I think maybe one there was, as there's definitely Halloweens
where I got no full sized candy bars, and there's
I think maybe one or two halloweens were actually got
like a full sized candy bar.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
But you would go home and dump out your bag
and maybe there were be one or two. Maybe there
was the cool lady up the street that was handing
you the big brick Snickers right right now.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Usually you wouldn't even be a Snickers. It'd be like
a regular Hurshey bar.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Yeah, a lot of Hershey Bars still going out. One
old lady did have popcorn balls, not her potatoes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Potatoes. No, I saw the somebody was meming the potatoes,
but I didn't. I wasn't sure what the joke was. Well,
I guess someone just one year put a bunch of
potatoes in with the candy and kids kept choosing potato,
and so they kept doing it, and then it kind
of spread from there and other people do it now
where they just put a few potatoes in and wait
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to see if kids choose potato.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I mean, it's funny, I guess. I guess you got
to know the composition of your street. Last thing I
want to do is give Hooligan's ammunition, right, But yeah,
so she ended up with, you know, we always take
the bag home and then we weigh it, and I said, well,
you're not going to outdo last year. Houses of the
lights off. Last year she had four. We get out
the luggage scale and weigh her bag at the end
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of the night. Last year was four pounds, and just
by sight, I go, it doesn't look like that much.
This year looks like it's less. She goes, I bet
it's more. I said, well, let's check. Six pounds, six
pounds of cant that's significantly more, significantly more. And our
neighbors across the street, directly across from us, a couple
of dudes are out there. They got lights. They're older guys,
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but they really do it up. They got lights and everything.
He's out there with a card table. He's playing music
and there's candy for the kids, booze for the adults.
So when we walk over there, that's like our last
stop before we go home. He always has a giant
handle of something. He's got some kind of white lightning
that he's written a black sharpion, and this year it
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was like a giant handle of Polish lemon vodka.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And he goes, let's do shots. I said, okay, do it.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
I like felt it running through my body is so
a couple of shots in I was shumbled back across
the street to my house.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I wish that had been more with think when my
kids were young enough to trick or treat, that would
have been fun.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Well, when Gwen tells you when she grew up tri
or treating in Michigan, she's like, all of the parents,
we're we're doing that. So she's like, by the time
we got back home, my dad was hammered, because you know,
so that's probably the way to do it. But yeah,
my neighborhood was very, very light on kids. I saw
a couple of clusters. There were like a bunch of
parents with like little kids, little kids who are walking
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them around. But literally, by the time we got to
the end of the alloted time with trick or treat,
these people were like dumping their bulls in my daughter's bags.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So they're like, oh, do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
We did get We have neighbors who are very very
nice people, but they have a bunch of Trump signs
in their yard and I was surprised they were even
doing Halloween at all because they hate handouts. They don't
want anything to do with it. But the very nice
show are rarely consistent, so I guess, but they couldn't
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have been nicer. What I like is over there in Dublin.
You know, I've been to Dublin a couple of times.
It's my homeland. I love that city. I'd like to
go back. It's not that bad. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Just Ireland bills Dublin, Ireland and that we used to
play lacrosse against them, not Dublin, Ohio.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Somebody sent an AI generated advertisement for a downtown parade
and hundreds of people showed up before people realized that
it was all fake and it wasn't going to be
a Halloween parade. An AI generated advertisement that originated in
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Pakistan said that it was going to be the return
of what used to be a traditional Dublin Halloween parade.
They kind of ended it over COVID and this invitation
goes out and says, hey, we're bringing it back this year,
and they said hundreds of people showed up along the
parade route and it was about an hour later when
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they had to put the word out. We never planned this.
This is not anything that we're putting together. This was
all fake. And you know, and listen, when if you've
ever been over to Dublin. You know that when people
have been drinking all day long, and you know, and
then they collect and you ask them to disperse. Yeah,
it goes off without a hitge I'm not even joking.
(11:30):
It's not like over here we people start punching each other.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Over there.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
The cops are like, all right, go home, and they go,
all right, they disperse. You know, there's no gunfire anything
like that. But they did get the wool pulled over
their eyes unwittingly. With this Halloween parade more of a
trick than a treat, if you will. We focus so
much in the candy, you got to give it up
for the tricks.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So being called an audio eight crime by Ohio Quilter.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
Magazine wasn't out our proudest moments.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
I did like the Halloween memes though. They're all kind
of variations on a theme where it's like a bull
of guns one per kid or cors light or so
I don't know something right, the books of matches, the
Fu the fu. Yeah, one spoonful per kid, please on
slurp even better, Calves play tonight. They are still at
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home for they hit the road. Uh, they're gonna play
the Orlando Magic. They are three and two. Your calves
remain undefeated, so they're going for win number six.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Tonight.
Speaker 10 (12:47):
Seven o'clock is your tip off at the Romo Fijo.
We'll roll around six thirty. That'll get your pregame coverage going.
I could not conjure the name Darius Garland into my
head because as everybody was talking about well, I heard
stansbury're talking a lot about after who this was yesterday
after the Cavs beat the Lakers, about how Donovan Mitchell
(13:10):
was really vibing with DG.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, oh, it looks like DG and Donna, And I
was like, the hell is DG?
Speaker 10 (13:18):
And I didn't take the point five seconds it would
take to Google it and refresh my memory, but I
could not think of the name of Darius Garland. And
so on the slim chance that he's listening to this program, uh,
may I call BA, But there it is Darius Garland
and Evan Mobley and Jared Allen, he.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Of the Magnificent fro and all the Calves.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
And as it's the first day of November, that means
if you're going to be doing any shopping at Slee
Clothing Company, you're going to want to switch that promo
code over to Muni, M you and I for twenty
percent off. There is a rumor afoot that the Chicago
Bear will be getting Wyat Teller from the Cleveland Browns.
(14:06):
This is a heavily sought after dude. This is a
guy who makes a lot of money and they might
send him to go play with Caleb Williams. You know
that's the big rookie QB we've got in Chicago, Caleb Williams.
This is a guy that everybody is expecting big, big
things from. Of course every quarterback.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's it's really pick yes, yeah, but he was also
really people are looking at him like a generational talent,
like an Andrew Luck type of player, and so far
he's just been kind.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Of kind of It's kind of what they said about
Justin Fields. He was going to be the guy that
was going to breathe new life into the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
And but Justin Fields wasn't number one overall with a
lot of hype. He came with a lot of hype,
but it was also his His hype was if he can,
if he can reach his ceiling. Caleb Williams is expected
to be the guy he's.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Like fully formed a yeah, justin fields of course, from
the Ohio State University, and now he's back up in Pittsburgh.
But you know, the Browns and my Bears very similar
in a lot of ways in that we're always They're
always grabbing the guy who they think is going to
turn the whole thing around, and Bears are doing it
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right now. Browns are doing their thing. But who they
played this weekend? I know what she just did at
her picks? The Browns are playing Chargers, the Chargers. Did
she get her pick last night?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Correct?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
She did not?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The Jets end up winning.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I thought that every day, like, all right, we
should start off with a good you know, a good
start to the week, and then the Jets pull off
the win because Houston's good, Houston's very good.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They didn't look good last night, all right.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
I was readed about a college game that they said
would be the equivalent of you know this and eight
college football team beat the number three team. They were like,
it'd be like if Kent State beat the Georgia Bulldogs
in Georgia, Southern Nazarene University beat UA Cheetah Baptists.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
The Division Two.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
I don't know either of those teams, but yeah, these
are but an O and eight team beat a team
that was much much better than them. Southern Nazarene. Yeah,
it's a school. It's a private school in Bethany, Oklahoma,
sixteen hundred students. Their football program started in two thousand, so,
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you know, congratulations to them. And people were posting on
the subject of the Chicago Bears. People were posting twenty
five years ago today is when Walter Payton died. I remember,
I am My brother still has that copy of the
Chicago Tribune that announced that Walter Payton had died. He
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was a young man who's forty five years old. He
had liver cancer and he had been waiting for a transplant.
There was all this hope and you know, wishes obviously
from the fans and from him that it was going
to work out, but things just got too bad. But yeah,
Walter Payton forty five years old, twenty five years ago today,
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and a lot of people have that same exact liver
disease that he had. They've lived longer than that. But
it's nasty, nasty stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Allan.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
Speaking of tricks for Halloween, I wanted to go out
last night and switch all of the Trump signs to
Harris signs in people's yards. But my wife said I'd
probably get shot. I mean, that's probably a coin flip
if you do that. I don't like people messing with
the signs. That is a right wing thing. That's not
a Democrat thing. We don't pull people's signs.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You know.
Speaker 10 (18:05):
They find all these people with Harris signs in their trunk.
There was a story on it was in Saint Louis
or somewhere about this woman who put an Apple air
tag on the back of her Harris Waltz yard sign
and it got stolen.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There've been a rash of you know.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
So she follows it to the guy's car and confronts
him and films it and sends it to the news.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And this guy is like.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Sheepish will and she opens up his trunk and there's
dozens of them. That's not really a thing that the
Kamala Harris supporters do. They're not going and grabbing. That's
like a Trump thing. That all these stories about guys
that are terrified, I guess to see a Kamala Harris
sign and so they steal them or they leave notes
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on them, and I don't understand it. But I don't
like anybody messing with anybody's yard signs, like leave the
signs alone.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I have a friend that lives in Utah. So he
is a Harris Wallt supporter, and as you can guess, uh,
that's not looked upon favorably out in Utah. Yeah, And
so his was his way of dealing with it because
people kept stealing his signs, was he just covered the
back of them in petroleum jelly that too, Yeah, put
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their hands on it and then just gross.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
They had some guy we talked about a while ago,
there was some Trump guy who had booby trapped his sign. Yeah,
but maybe people were stealing his signs out work.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean there's there's there's been people. I mean it's
not like you know, it's not a monolith. There are
people that are stealing Trump signs. I don't know why,
the like, I don't. I don't get it either, Like
it's it's their yard. I don't think the signs are
changing anyone.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Like we listen, we're you know, progressive. We've been dealing
with your dumb ass signs and your flags and your
Ara vans for like almost a decade. Okay, fine, but
you mega snowflakes. Boy, you see a Harris sign for
remember the last three months, the last three months. You
see these signs and you lose your goddamn minds and
(20:15):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I don't get it.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
You know, when we made this drive to Jersey for
this wedding last weekend, you go tip to taint through Pennsylvania,
you go all the way through Pennsylvania and that you know,
it's a lot of Trump country. And fine, if you
want to paint the roof of your barn, you know,
with Trump's name on it, it's your barn.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You do what you want to do.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
And I'm sure there's people you know, complaining about whatever.
But it's very, very silly. It's like, you're not supposed
to wear political you know, election day's Tuesday. A lot
of people have already voted. I vote day of I
want to see my thing go into the machine. But
you're you're not supposed to wear political clothing at polling places.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And this is not new. We all know this.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
There's no political clothing at polling places. But we're already
seeing viral video of jerk offs in Maga hats, screaming
at poll workers that they're calling them bitches. And you know,
you don't see somebody in a kamala hands on or
freaking out at a polling place. Hey, we don't worship
our candidates, you guys, but it's no inconvenience to follow
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the rule they've asked you to follow. It's no inconvenience.
So but boy, the mega types they get in there
and scream and yell. And there was a guy, a
younger dude in Raleigh who like went to a polling
place and is pulling up all the Harris Walt signs
and people are like, what are you doing? Why are
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you doing this? I don't understand what the point is.
I guess you think you're better than us because we're
not stealing signs.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
But don't talk to me about election integrity. But it's
really not hard to not wear something. When you go
on the way out, they give you the eye voted sticker, right,
so they they know. I mean, who cares that you
can't wear your shirt or your hat? People are really
flipping out about it. Alex Jones is fighting for his life.
(22:27):
This get well his financial life, you know, Alex Jones
owes a lot of money to those Sandy Hook families,
and so they're auctioning off everything that this guy has.
They're auctioning off info Wars, they're auctioning off the equipment,
they're auctioning off. You know, he's got personal property that
he had to auction off. And what he's fighting now
(22:50):
is he doesn't want them auctioning off his social media accounts.
That's part of it, you know, in the social media age,
that's part of the whole thing now is that that's
considered to an asset for public figures, and he's trying
to keep his social media accounts from being sold. His
thought is why would anyone want these?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And I feel like he doesn't have that many platforms
that still let him post. I don't know about that.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
I mean, I mean the person if somebody was sympathetic
to him and had a lot of money, they could
buy in FORO Wars outright and just give it back
to him, you know what I mean, they could just
he could be doing it unabated. But he said that
he doesn't want his social media accounts of being sold
to other people because it would don't laugh violate his privacy,
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So he's trying to make sure that that doesn't happen.
He's like, Hey, these are my accounts and they're part
of my persona, and they can't be owned by anybody else. Again,
I don't know why anybody else would want them other
than to just troll, But.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
So they're selling off the royalties from his books, and
they're selling off all kinds of stuff. But all it
would take is somebody wealthy and sympathetic to his cause,
whatever the hell that is, and they could just buy
the whole thing and make him technically an employee, stay
right there in Austin, keep doing the show. He does
have three million followers just on x alone. Now again,
(24:31):
I don't know what you would do with someone else's account,
maybe shut it down or I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But he owes and stuff that he wouldn't post, like,
you know, start posting about how you know for Harris
and stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Yes, I mean, but you know, this auction is so
newsworthy you think that people would figure that out. But
he does owe a lot, a lot of money. One
thing I wasn't aware of at all, though, is they said,
in addition to the royalties from his book that they're
trying to auction off. They're also trying to auction off
whatever royalties there might be from a video game that
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he put out last year.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I don't remember talking about this. Oh, I didn't know
he had a video game.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Alex Jones nWo Wars. You know what, nWo New World Order,
The New World Order, that's right, the nWo video game
from Alex Jones where he is the hero in a
shooting game. And there are plenty of playthroughs on gaming
(25:37):
accounts on YouTube. I went to one of them. It's
like old school too, right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I mean, look at this because only about maybe for
long and it's just him. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
These are zombies. I don't know if they're globalists. I
don't know if they're goblins, goblins, I don't know what
they are. But he's ronny.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Do you at some point eat your neighbors left disass well?
He talks like he cut audio for this too.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
A patroller.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
It's got metal slugs patrols.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So when you know he used the directional.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Key to.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Fifty years ago.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Now I don't get that one.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Paul McCartney died fifty years Is he making fun of hippies.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Or what is he?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I don't know, but that's amazing. Yeah, I don't know,
may be the best thing he's ever done.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
For it had a lot of my little friends, right,
all right, a little hack there, but you just cut
a series of clips for I'm not gonna let His
game looks fun as hell.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I think so too.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Oh, I see the zombies are chasing him with syringes.
You see that they're trying to probably inject him with
the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Got it?
Speaker 14 (26:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
The answer to nineteen eighty four, he's seventeen.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Oh, you gotta love that. I don't know if it's
late he likes him or just likes the.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Video game.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Seventy seventy six.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Amazing.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Yeah, it's pretty good. I wasn't aware that that video
game existed. But that is part of the whole auction
off process of Alex Jones's assets is the royalties. I
can't imagine that those would be a lot of money,
the royalties for his video game, Alex Jones World Order.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
So I don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
And I have to also think that your power ups
in that are his Info Wars supplements, right, cross promotion
in the video Game, X, Force Factor, whatever, Full of
a Sawdust and.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All kinds of others things. Alex, Alex John, Alex Johnes,
Alex Jones, Alex John.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
You know they're also doing is they're also seizing the
royalties from his covers album. You remember a couple of
years ago he did an album of covers. He wanted
to kind of spread his wings creatively, and so people
were like, Alex, you look like a guy who would
have a great singing voice. Usually people that have good
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speaking voices. He's got a He's got a great voice.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I think.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
So they're also auctioning off the royalties to his covers.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Album Welcome to Your Life, There's No turning back even
WOWI sleep.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
What song is that he's doing there? I think a
little tears Tears for fears? Okay, yeah, yeah in that
album for playing a bunch of tracks.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, it sounds like some like a rant he would
just be on like he would these are things that
he would actually say mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Well, I think a lot of the songs he did
were based on rants that he did.
Speaker 15 (29:11):
Baby Boots, wasn't this one of his rants?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oops? I did it again?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
The game?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think this is actually gonna be. He was doing
that to try and relate to his kids again, like
don't you like them? By oops, I did it again,
was what he was.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel you.
Speaker 10 (29:41):
Know, that's there's been all these arguments probably for the
past ten fifteen years, whenever Johnny Cash covered nine Inch Snails,
hurt that that that the Johnny Cash version became the
superior version. Even Trent Resner said that song is Johnny
Cash is now, yeah, because he was so gratified with
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him doing that version that song. But don't sleep on
Alex Jones's version either. That's all I'm saying. If you
got to have a way, yeah, if you've got to
rank your top versions of that song, okay, give it
to Johnny Cash. But man, it's a close neck and
neck between the original nine inch Nails and the Alex
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Jones version for two and three.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (30:27):
So maybe they will get a considerable amount of money
in royalties for that. But he's trying to make sure
that all of his intellectual property, forget all of the assets,
all the physical assets. He's trying to see to it
that all of the intellectual property in air quotes of
the Alex Jones Empire.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But I mean, I imagine he'll be left with something.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
There's usually, you know, when they have these kinds of
auctions and things, there's usually some kind of accommodations that
they'll make. So maybe he'll get to keep the royalties
from that.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
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Speaker 13 (31:09):
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Speaker 10 (31:30):
Kevalier is at home tonight set to play The Orlando
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you're out of state. I like to know where people
are on the map. Array is one of our Canadian
Bureau chiefs. He listens in Vancouver, Isabelle's out in the
Saint Joe Benton Harbor area of Michigan. Derek listens in
Cottonwood Heights Utah Clay is done in Miami, Florida. R
Jason Philly, Greg's in Indianapolis, and Bonnie listens in Marietta, Georgia. Hey, Poco,
(32:21):
Poco loco, talk, what's going on, good Man?
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Yeah, you're talking about Alex Jones. He's the granddad idiot.
But it triggered by mine to uh Red Fox. Uh.
I RS took everything he owned, including his brass bed
out of his house.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well, it's like Willie Nelson.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
I remember when Willie Nelson was doing like freakin' taco
bell commercials because he had to do whatever he could do.
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Yeah, but yeah, well he ended up getting all his
back because everybody supported him.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Oh you mean Red They took Red Fox's stuff. I
recall the Red Fox thing. I don't remember Chap for
in verse, but I do remember that he had been
in a lot of trouble with the I R S. Right, Yeah, uh,
same thing.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Now, I don't know if the white or black thing. Though.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
He ended up he ended up living like a real
life Fred Sandford.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Poco pretty much.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Yeah, able to mine around. But you know, the same
thing happened up to B. D. King and it took
years for him to get that stuff settled.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So yeah, it's also tough too when I always thought
there's a lack of forethought on the part of people
who are not paying their taxes, especially if they have
a lot of kids, because you're already in the hole,
you're probably paying a whole bunch of child support and
uh so, and then on top of that, I mean,
which is why you don't want to pay a tax
in the first place. You like, I need every friggin
(33:47):
cent I can keep.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Well, and they were working hard.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
It was a vicious cycle.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Other than Sandford and Son, you know, he was a
stand up comic, you know that. You know, they ain't big,
big bucks.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
So especially not back then Red Fox. Back then they
would they made party records, is what they called them. Yeah,
and Red Fox was filthy. But like BB King had
like fifteen sixteen kids, so you.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Know, yeah, yeah, well that that's on him.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
He liked to leave it in that BB King.
Speaker 11 (34:16):
Well, he said from his book Blues All Around Me.
It's older the book. Check it out if you can.
But you know, he took care of all of them
as much as he could, so I guess turned up
to it. Yeah, all right, thank you, Paul y man
good talking to him.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
To thank you Poco. It's Poco. Sounds like he used
to call all the time, but I don't, uh, I'm
gonna call Poko.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Thank you for.
Speaker 13 (34:59):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, you believe there was a time where music like
this was like at the top of the charts.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Like this was.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Like parents are like, you're not listening there music puts.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Tinut girlfriend named Peanuts. You might have followed Peanut the
squirrel on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Boy, he had a following.
Speaker 10 (35:24):
People loved Peanut the squirrel and so fans of his
in addition to his owner. They are positively crestfallen at
the fact that Peanut has been seized by the state
of Pennsylvania, saying that the owner had him illegally. This
(35:46):
was the guy lived in New York, but I think
Pennsylvania was the state that called in the environmental conservation
groups or something like that. Yeah, Mark Longo is the
guy who owned Peanut. Kill little squirrel. You know, they
take these animals and they put him in hats, and
you know that he's on his back there and doing
(36:08):
what squirrels do. But they said you're not supposed to
have this animal. It was seized in a raid that
also took a raccoon named Fred.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
And the guy said, these.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Guy's like just kicking my doors, like I was a
drug dealer and they were looking for firearms, and he goes,
but they came in. Yeah, they came in and took
Peanut and Mark Longo has had him for seven years,
and they also took Fred the raccoon.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That's gotta suck too.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
You know, if you're somebody whose social media presence is
because you monetized your pet, they will eventually die.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So you got to hope you're making a lot of money,
and you also got to hope that you are allowed
to own that pet.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Yeah, but like like pop that little dog, that palm
dog whatever. Right, there was like merchandised in T shirts
that cute little white Pomeranian dog. Yep, that dog died.
I think they made a ton of money. But I
don't know if this guy made how much cash he
made on Peanut. But Peanut was a bona fide social
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media star, and he's concerned. He's like, we don't know
what the hell they do with these animals when they
take them, because they're like, look, you can't have these
animals because they can carry rabies. They're illegal to have
his pets. It seems strange that they would kick in
his door just to get a squirrel. I'm curious who
ratted him out. I mean again, if you're on social
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media and you have that big of a following, it's
a double aid sort because you're not supposed to have them.
Somebody's gonna retch out. He is worried that they have
euthanized peanut. This guy, Mark Longo runs an animal refuge.
It's called Peanuts Freedom Farm, Annual Animal Sanctuary or puff
(37:59):
a Fat Yes if you prefer. He said, well, Internet,
you won all of the anti all of the animal
rights people came after him. He said, you took one
of the most amazing animals away from me because of
your selfishness to the people who called the animal control people.
(38:23):
There is a special place in Hell for you, is
what he said. You know, you hear that phrase a lot.
There's a special place in Hell for fill.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
In the blank. And you have to wonder.
Speaker 10 (38:35):
I mean, Hell is made up, but there are people
who believe in it. So let's walk down that path.
You have to wonder if Hell is broken out in
different wings. Right, there's a special place in hell, and
there's still.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
A lot of people there if it's a legit place,
so you better have different, you know, some sort of organization.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Yeah, because if it is real, like, that's where I'll be.
I know, that's where I would be headed if it
were real. So I would like, I'd like my own
little area. I just don't know who else would be
in there with me.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
It also depends on what, uh you know, whose hell
it is? Like, if it's a Christian hell, are you
sure you'd be going there?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Yeah, of course, any hell you provide, that's the one
hell going Yeah. Now, for with my luck, I would
be in there with the animal rights people, right, I
love animals. I don't want to spend eternity with animal
rights activists. But Mark Longo believes that there's a special
place in hell for the people who sick to the
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authorities on him and grabbed Peanut. He doesn't know if
Peanut is alive, he goes, I have no idea where
he is. I'm worried that they just euthanized him, and
the spokespeople with the Animal Control Group would not confirm
or deny if Peanut had been euthanized. Mark Longo said, Peanuts.
Mu got hit by a car in New York City
(40:02):
seven years ago, leaving the tiny squirrel an orphan, and
he brought Peanut home.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Now, how does he know that was Peanuts?
Speaker 17 (40:09):
Mom?
Speaker 10 (40:10):
I mean, that's a cute little story, and you can
tell the story you want, but you don't know that
that was Peanuts.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Mom might have been an uncle because when she saw Peanut,
she used all three of his names, and she knew
that's that's the Peanuts mom. That's what moms do when
they're mad. Peanut, Eloisious Martin, you get your furry ass
over here.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Chop chop.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
We got to pick up your brother. Hey, Tim, Hello,
what's up? Timo? Yes, sir, Yeah, how you doing good?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I can't hear you?
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Kist Waterhouse was hired by Willie Nelson to handle of
his money and they took him for one hell ride.
One of his coaches from school even bought his Farman
Recording studio and hell this ONEm so he could get
everything straightened around. I've been seeing Willie Nelson since nineteen
seventy three of my parents I've known for a lot
of years. He signed guitar for us or Holy Family
(41:09):
Home up at Pharma the fundraisers and uh, one hell
of a.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
Nice day and just they see him, just take.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
For a ride.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
He's ninety one years old. He's that lives almost all
fand members except for Mit you rockiel Sto, I call
think brother Bill still uh, and.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
He's outlived all the Highwaymen.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
We definitely yeah, he's definitely one of those guys that
when Willie Nelson goes, that's going to be a big
blow to a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Sure is, because man, I've uh when I used to
be able to smoke. Man, I can't smoke anymore because
I got COPD. But I got smoked with him going
a couple of times.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
You know, hey, all right, well those are good stories, right.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
The Highwayman show at the coliseumergan Field to highlights backstage.
Both times he asked me to get on the bus.
The second time they came for Tom, I go, Man,
I can't because I got to work tomorrow and I
work in the laundry some arm. We're ultimately all home
in forty years.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
I don't think Willi smokes much anymore either. I think
he's mostly down to edibles.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
I don't he's chewing him.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, I don't know his body.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
And this year.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Last year, I couldn't see him. My wife went up
in the hospital. She got no alcoholic rost deliver Kendey problem.
She's had a lot of help problem me.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
But uh, I was you know, I keep Dane.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Herman in your prayers if you can, and uh.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I wish Willy the best and uh someday, Man, if
he goes, I'd really try to make it this funeral.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I just hope you last.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
I'll last a lot of the other ones.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
He ever listening to a song called Hiwhyman? I hung
him in the spring? The dastards hung him in the
spring of twenty five. Yeah, he's talking like way back.
But I mean it'd be weird if you went in
the spring at twenty five years. Next year, I hope,
I hope he outlives that now. Well it might be kismet, right, yeah,
oh yeah, Okay, thank you, Tim, you'p on rock and man, thanks.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
For having Thank you. There's Tim who sounds like a
close personal friend of Willie Nelson's. You think that's the case.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
I don't smoked with him A couple of tellis right,
A long Yeah, he's the last living Highwayman. Chris Christopherson
just died, Johnny Cash, Whylon Jennings. Yeah, what a great album,
creasy h Charlie Pride wasn't in it?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
He could have been.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
They should reboot it with like Darius Rucker and who
else wold being the girl?
Speaker 7 (43:19):
How about a girl?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
How about some graves?
Speaker 7 (43:21):
How about the Highway?
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Well there is there's a band called the High Women. Yeah,
Brandy Carlisle, I think right. Who's in the High Women?
Brandy Carlisle, Yeah, Maren Morris, Amanda Shires.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Us.
Speaker 10 (43:41):
Brandy Carlisle is probably the Waylon Jennings of.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
The store around Mexico.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
A fantastic I love the world remains a little. Yeah,
when Willie goes, that's going to be a.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Very very sad that killed.
Speaker 9 (44:01):
But I'm living.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeay.
Speaker 16 (44:05):
My wife and I are taking her thirteen year old
nephew to his very first show tonight, and that show
happens to be Wars. It's something what you think. Are
we absolutely out of her minds? Or are we the
foolest aunt and uncle ever?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Let me know I would love to have gone. I
mean that would be amazing. I was thirteen when Gwar formed,
so I would have loved to have seen them when
I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (44:32):
Absolutely, No, you guys are the coolest aunt and uncle.
I mean I have to think, right, I mean, if
you're a thirteen year old boy, Gwar is probably right
up your alley.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, I imagine just the performance of it, and it's yeah,
that that's going to be a blast.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
It's like it might be too much. It's partially it's
like very it's sexual. Yeah, it's probably scratching all your itches. God,
Dave Brocky's been dead ten years now. Rip Otorus Gwar tonight. Yeah,
we get waste some tickets for that?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Is that what he said?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Gar tonight at the Agora eight o'clock. I don't know
if there are still tickets. But Dark Funeral Squid Pisser,
which I think is a Gwar spinoff band WMMS two
Hours to Midnight our Metal show presenting Gwar. It is
the Stoned Age Tour tonight. So yes, in answer to
(45:24):
your question, yes, you guys are a cool aunt and uncle.
Yes for taking your thirteen year old to Gwar. I
mentioned that that dude who had Peanut, the social media
star squirrel taken from him. They also scooped up a
raccoon named Fred, and he seems less concerned about Fred
because he wasn't monetizing him.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
On social media.
Speaker 10 (45:45):
They have a big raccoon problem in Northeast Germany that
I was reading about my nephew. My middle brother has
two sons and his younger son is in the army
and he's stationed in Germany, and I'll talk to him
on WhatsApp occasionally.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's like the only kind of form of communication that
he's got with us.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
And Northeast Germany has a huge raccoon problem, and there
is a local butcher who has figured out the solution.
You can probably guess what that is, raccoons turning them
into sausages. Yes, he's turning the raccoons into sausages, and
(46:27):
I guess he's selling a lot of them. He goes, Yeah,
most people because they're worried about rabies or whatever. But
if you're cooking the meat and curing it and all
that stuff, you don't have to worry about the rabies.
He's like, most people are just killing raccoons as pests.
And I thought, hey, what if we could do something different.
So he started making raccoon balls. Now, this is meatballs
(46:51):
made out of raccoon meat. He's not serving the actual
raccoons balls. Those would I have to imagine very very small,
unless I've never seen the underside of a raccoon. But
I guess there's a chance that it's disproportionate. But so
this guy has opened a place called the Wilder Hut
where he serves up all kinds of wild meats. So
(47:16):
he's making raccoon meatballs, he's making raccoon salami. Would you
have a raccoon salami sandwich meats? No, you don't want
raccoon meatball. He said, we're the only place in Europe
selling raccoon meat. People come from all over, he said,
(47:37):
they just want to try it. I've never had anyone
say that it's disgusting or that you can't eat it. Listen,
meat is meat, and there's variations on it. You know,
duck is oily, and some meat can be really gamy.
Snake tastes a certain way. But I've never had raccoon.
If somebody's like, you want to try a raccoon meatball,
I would say, of course I do. Has it been deferred,
(48:00):
of course it has And buying some raccoon salami. Why not,
why waste all that meat? But again they had you know,
way back in the day, there were fur farms in
Germany and they were using raccoons for that.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
But then they would just kind.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Of sound.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
That's your closest fur farm. Me and the boys are
in town for forty eight hours, and we'd like to
know your nearest fur farm. You were down the ways
that the red Light District farm.
Speaker 10 (48:37):
Now that's your red lights I hope. Yeah, like being milk,
raccoons are from here. They're from North America. But they
you know, they can get real big, and obviously they're
around the world, and they are technically kind of a
(48:57):
problem depending on what your ecosystem is, because they eat
reptiles and eat frogs, and so if you need kind
of a certain biodiversity, then raccoons can be a problem.
And that's what they were running into there in Germany,
the fur farm. Speaking of fur farms, Stripper Scott, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
What's up.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
Oh yeah, you mentioned raccoon balls and you can't imagine
that they're they're too big. We've got a surprise for you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
Is Stripper Scott. We're gonna school me on the size
of raccoon balls.
Speaker 17 (49:34):
Okay, so I'm not technically a raccoon because, like you said,
they're in North America. Eat Japanese raccoon called kanuki, which
should sound familiar to anyone who's ever played.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh Kanuki. Okay, now I'm all right, yeah, kanuki from
kanuki is?
Speaker 10 (49:52):
I think it's an old Merle Haggard song, isn't it
Hooky from Kanuki?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Go ahead, Scott, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (49:59):
So the tanuki are like a Japanese look like a raccoon, basically,
a little bit different, maybe a little bit different market,
but basically it will say up cousin of a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
In the game.
Speaker 17 (50:11):
I always wonder why you put on the tanuki suit
he would turn into a statue. Well, because it's from Japan.
In Japan, they have statues of tanuki. But there's like
all over the place at parks and stuff. It's like,
there's a reason why, and I forget. But the statues
have giant katsivables and.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
There's a reason for that. I forget for the whires.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
But if you google it.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Well I google, I google tanuki and it's a dog.
It's a dog. That thinks it's a raccoon, so's.
Speaker 17 (50:40):
Yeah, I think a they call like a japan like
a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Dog, raccoon dog. Yeah, it's a dog.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (50:46):
Funny thing about raccoons and dogs. I used to think
of dogs or raccoons related at dogs or cats more
technically the most closely related to bears.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
But anyway, so this I don't know, But how do
they taste?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Scott?
Speaker 8 (50:59):
Okay, I don't know. I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat my
friends at hunt.
Speaker 17 (51:03):
They tell you that you're not supposed to eat animals
that have eyes at the front of their heads.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Why Why is that?
Speaker 8 (51:09):
Because they're predators and they can have pars prey like animals.
Speaker 10 (51:19):
How all that hill Jack wisdom? That's great, good stuff,
I guess. Yeah, yeah, predator's supposed to the prey. Okay, good,
all right, Well everything is prey to us, Scott. That's
why we eat everything. We are the apex predator.
Speaker 8 (51:34):
Yeah. I mean I can't argue with signs.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
You certainly can't. All right, thank you, Scott information. I
guess I should have played more Mario.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Karts now Mario Kart Mario Brothers three for Mario Brothers
three Yeah, was the Tanuki in one or two? Just
showed up in three? Showed up in three?
Speaker 10 (51:53):
Yeah, all right, well I did not know that. Thank
you very much, Scott. I appreciate the information.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
There seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live screen but we can't see you.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
But we'll fix that tonight outside your window on seven
mm up your stocking hole.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Is this love ain't made up?
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Yeah, little Nerve Heurder in the ferry sauce screen teams
and muffins, you be the turkey in on the stuff.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
And I got a how do they never have more hits?
By the way they had popular like thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
I like Nerve Herder.
Speaker 7 (52:43):
I love Nerved.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
My favorite thing about Nerve Heurder is that Perry Gripp
is also the guy that pivoted the kids songs, so
it's rain and talk. That guy is the rain and
Tacos guy, and yeah space Unicorn and all that crowd
and talk.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
From out of this guy talkers.
Speaker 10 (53:04):
No, I mean anyone who has small children. I mean
you probably have nightmares about Perry Grip. But I just
love that pivot because that really is if you can
pull it off, you know, there are a lot of
artists who have done that where they pivot to kids
songs and then they just print money. Who's the other guy, God,
there was another guy.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
He was in a band.
Speaker 10 (53:29):
Long time ago, Marks a bunch of Mark Mother's Bough
from Devo. But no, there's a guy he kind of
reminded me of Wayne Coin from the Flaming Lips Dan somebody,
somebody will tell me, somebody will text me and refresh
my memory. But that was another guy who a long
time ago pivoted to like cloyingly sweet Nikol you know
(53:50):
Nick Junior songs, Yeah, and just Yo Gabba Gabba. Yeah,
but that was always kind of tongue in cheek. I mean,
they rebooted Yo Gaba Gabba over an Apple and I
was kind of peeking in on it. It's not as
fun because I like, I like DJ ad Rock or
whatever that guy's name was, and they have a girl now,
and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
It's for a new generation of kids.
Speaker 10 (54:12):
But the og Yo Gaba Gabba, that was like a
show you could kind of watch and especially if you're
getting high or whatever, it was a good time. But
so anyway, Yeah, Chris Mcqwanzica, Joe Briggs will be in
here a little bit later on. He is filming a
special tonight at Hilarities, right, and so you can go
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to hilarities dot com for the tickets on that.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
At this point you can probably just walk up tonight
and get them. But he's a funny dude.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
He's so funny. I love that man.
Speaker 10 (54:41):
Cavaliers play tonight seven o'clock. If you're not in the
comedic mood, maybe you're going to a basketball game. The
Cavaliers are undefeated five and zero playing the Magic tonight
at seven six thirty. Is the pregame coverage that will
begin here on MMS. You can also listen to the
game on the iHeartRadio app if you prefer. And then
the Cavs play the Bucks back to back Tomorrow night
(55:03):
in Milwaukee and then Monday back here at home.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Who's that Giannis yep in the Bucks? Giannis and Damian Lillard?
Oh yeah, Chris what's his last name?
Speaker 8 (55:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:16):
No, no, no, no, Chris Middleton? Oh okay, Chris Middleton.
And then and then who one of the Lopez brothers there?
Who were one of the Lopez brothers? Ricky Brook and
Robin John Robin Lopez?
Speaker 7 (55:33):
Did we have him?
Speaker 8 (55:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
We had one of them. I can't remember which one
we had, but we had one of the Lopez brothers.
Speaker 10 (55:40):
Robin Lopez is the one who looks like a cave man.
That's what we had.
Speaker 7 (55:45):
We had him.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
They have broke. I think they might have both of them,
or they did at least at one point. Oh, everybody's
had Robinez. Robin Lopez haz bounced around.
Speaker 10 (55:54):
We had him for one season, The Bulls had him
for three seasons. Drafted by the Suns. He's been all
over the place, then Nick's Hornets, Wizards.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Is he still in the league?
Speaker 9 (56:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (56:09):
With who?
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I'm sorry with who?
Speaker 7 (56:12):
With who? Yeah? What do you mean? What's current team?
Speaker 2 (56:14):
He's with the Bucks.
Speaker 10 (56:16):
So he is with the Buck of them are alongside
his brother brother, Brook Lopez.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Because I think Giannis has a brother still on that team,
the Nayas or something like that. Okay, I don't know
if he's still on the team, but there was what
a what a what a family situation.
Speaker 10 (56:36):
Brook Lopez is nicknamed you know what his nickname is,
Buckle Up Ladies, Splash Mountain.
Speaker 18 (56:43):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (56:44):
Now that's probably because he's up there doing some massive dunks. Right,
I don't know, but that's a great nickname if you're
a good looking dude. Ladies they call me splash Mountain.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
Oh do they?
Speaker 10 (56:56):
They sure do, because it gets it in the hole
multiple times every night. Yeah, all right, well, then there
you go. So Cavs basketball with neither of the Lopez
brothers on the team tonight at seven o'clock.
Speaker 14 (57:13):
I'm calling you out, Alan. I don't really believe that
you're this huge, gigantic, enormous liberal pussy that you pretend
to be. I think, peep down, you're really just an old, hardened,
downtrodden white Christian conservative than Mary.
Speaker 10 (57:33):
I don't know if he's joking or not.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (57:37):
I'm not I don't know what his point is. Why
is it always liberal pussy? By the way, I never
understood that. Oh yeah, why isn't it maga pussy? You
guys are the ones complaining about everything. So if you're
a Trump I don't understand that. I assume he's kidding.
Speaker 7 (57:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (57:51):
Maybe he was, but you know, Trump said he had
no clue who Tony Hinchcliff was, didn't know who he was,
certainly didn't vet him or anything.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
He sat down with.
Speaker 10 (58:07):
He sat down in the The Gooey Embrace of Leaf
Filter Pitchman Sean Hannity and Hannity It's always fun watching
him interview Trump because he tries to do all of
the work for Trump. He tries to give him every
opportunity to make it sound normal. It's called sainwashing now
(58:28):
and Sean Hannity is the king of that. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
But I don't even know if you were there for
the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
I don't know what time he got there.
Speaker 18 (58:36):
I was told and made aware that you had no
idea about this comedian who made comments. I still have
no idea who he is. Somebody said there was a
comedian that joked about Puerto Rico or something, and I
have no idea. Who has never saw him, never heard
of him, and don't want to hear of him.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
But I have no idea.
Speaker 18 (58:56):
They put a comedian in, which everybody does. Just throw
comedians in. You don't vet them and go crazy. It
is nobody's fault.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
You don't vet them. Why would you not what?
Speaker 10 (59:08):
I don't understand that you wouldn't vet So you want
to run the country, but you're not vetting people who
are going to speak at one of your events. I
don't well, I mean, I know that's his move, like say,
something happens. I don't know who that guy is. I
never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
We don't vet them.
Speaker 7 (59:23):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 10 (59:23):
I mentioned yesterday Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania, which is about forty
five minutes southeast of Pittsburgh, they had this big parade
where there was a golf cart all decked out in
like Trump gear, and behind it was a woman dressed
as Kamala Harrison. They had her in a chain and
being pulled by this golf cart, and a lot of people,
as you might suspect, did not care for that. This
(59:45):
was so the fire department there in Mount Pleasant issued
an apology and.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
They said the same thing.
Speaker 10 (59:52):
They go, hey, we don't vet participants of this parade.
Just whoever wants to be in it can be in it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I don't understand this whole, like it's just a free
for all, Like who's paying attention to anything.
Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
We don't vet people, we don't know. This guy showed
up said hey, can we be in your parade? Yeah,
I've told the story before. My first full time job
in radio, I moved to Kalamazoo, Michigan worked for a
rock station and they had one of those parades every
year for the holidays, this big parade where all these
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local organizations and philanthropy groups. Anybody wanted to be in
this parade could be in this parade, but you had
to go through this. They knew who was in the parade.
And our radio station was like the eight hundred pound
guerrilla around there, right, rock station whatever. So we had
a float in this and in years past it had
been pretty standard issue stuff. And I got there and
(01:00:51):
there were a couple of other younger, young dudes I
was twenty four at the time, a couple of other
young dudes who had been hired about the same time
as me, and so we're all full of piss and
vinegar and ideas, and I said, here's what we should
do is our float.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
We should build out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
A Kiss float and it'll be our we were being clever,
it'll be our Kiss Miss float.
Speaker 14 (01:01:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
So we built a fall. We built a fall. We
built a full light up Kiss logo with the bulbs
and everything, and I had a drum kit on this
big platform and the other guys we did the full
makeup and the costume and the thing. And you know,
we weren't going to do fire because that was a
(01:01:33):
bridge too far. But whatever, and obviously it was perfect
branding for the radio station.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
The weather was terrible, but every spectator on the parade
route could not get enough. Kids loved it because it's goofy,
adults loved it because it was kiss blah blah blah. Well,
the organizers of the parade didn't like it, and so
we were the ones that made that. We didn't make them,
but because of us, they changed their vetting process from
(01:02:03):
that year forward that every float had to have a
specifically holiday theme, so we couldn't.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
So we were one.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
We were one and done with that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, when they have to change rules because of something
you did, right, I got entire mission rules changed, right, Yeah, called.
Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
The Bill Squire rule.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
But I mean that that Kalamazoo Michigan Parade organization vetted
everybody who was in there. This just dumb local thing.
Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
But the Mount Pleasant Fire Department not vetting who's in
their parade. Trump not vetting who's speaking at his event.
But I guess he wants to run everything else. He's like,
I don't even care who's at my thing, but I
have some really good ideas about how the entire country
should be run.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Guess what, I'm not ready, so you take my vote,
shoving up your ass whoever you are.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Thank you, Brian, whoever you are. He really does man,
he is.
Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
He doesn't care who knows about It's funny. My daughter
comes home midweek, she's in the third grade, and she goes,
we learned about politics today, and I go, you did,
and she goes, yeah, and she goes and she was
genuinely incredulous when she was recounting this anecdote. She goes,
(01:03:36):
did you know that Trump has five children and ten grandchildren?
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
And I was like, I did know that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
And I'm like, that's all they can say about him
to a third grade class. That's all they can say.
They can't get into I mean, it's gonna be above
their heads anyway, but they can't get into anything else
about that man because it would make no sense to them.
He'd be like, what, five children, ten grandchildren, that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yep, that's it. I guess the teacher could also say,
you know, and he reads at your level. Isn't that fun?
Speaker 10 (01:04:11):
But yeah, that's that's the extent in the third grade.
And again, when I was in the third grade. I
don't remember even teacher broaching the subject of politics. We
still had Civics classes back then. Yeah, nice that they
brought those back. Yeah, I don't I don't remember our
teachers that were telling us any thing other than this
is how things work. But not necessarily here's what this.
(01:04:36):
You know, there was no Republican or Democrat stuff being discibed.
I mean, I understand. I was helping her with some
of her homework weekend before last, and they're learning about
the three branches of government and how many people are
and I'm like, I'm telling her, I'm like, there are
adults who don't know this.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
And now again, that's the kind of thing that.
Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
You kind of learn great school and you forget it
or but I certainly hope you don't forget the frigging
three branches of government. Right now, on the subject of
how things work, female on female love, there's nothing like it.
It's been fictionalized, it's been sensationalized, and but in real
(01:05:22):
life romanticized, romanticized all of it. Two women busted for
having sex. The headline says, in broad daylight, that's a
great punah broad uh tsha Booth and Keisha eat them. Now,
(01:05:43):
both of these women look like homeless tweakers. They probably
are right their mugshots. Well, no, these were not going
to be hoties. I mean this is in Livonia, Georgia,
that got off the interstate. These two women had been
together and told the cops that they were trying to
(01:06:04):
reconcile their relationship, and so they got off the highway.
When you when the when the mood strikes, the mood strikes,
you got to get off the highway and cops, local
cops started getting calls of two naked women.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Out of their car, and.
Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
So the cops show up, and these two were on
a patch of grass across you know, you're at a regulars,
you're on they were right next to the McDonald's on
a patch of grass there at the rest stop. You know,
you pull over, maybe you get a big mac or something,
(01:06:45):
have a pish, And these two were just out there
on a patch of grass, a white female on top
of a black female, and each of them had their
pants pulled down, exposing their pelvic regions, is what the
police report said. And they had to scoop both of
(01:07:05):
them up. Booth was sitting straight up with her pants
down on top and both of their boy they're really
getting a lot of use out of Pelvic region. Oh
was exposed the two were in the process of having
intercourse in public view. Now, I gotta tell you, if
one of them is sitting on the other one and
(01:07:27):
they both have their pants down, that doesn't constitute intercourse.
Maybe they were just maybe they were cold and trying
to warm up. The one woman's forty nine, the other
one is thirty seven. That's hot too. Robing the cradle
they do that, now.
Speaker 13 (01:07:45):
Don't they call themselves lesbos?
Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
They were both arrested for public indecency. But it happened
in broad daylight in the grass right next to the
on ramp and the McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Cost Hoolden.
Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
They should probably either get a room or go home.
The one woman lives in Georgia, but her girlfriend came
all the way over from South Carolina. You're making that trip,
you're trying to reconcile, and this is the thanks you get.
They could have just as easily done it in the
backseat of the car. But it's always some.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It's something like, you know, put on a show.
Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
I get it, but it's always some. It's always some lookie, lou,
who's got to rat you out? If I saw something
going on and they're not trying to hurt anybody else,
you let it go. Say love is love, homie. They
handcuff both of these women behind their back. I mean again,
if you get a look at Himan, you go on.
But there's gotta be a point where you go. I mean,
(01:08:46):
if it's not wrapping up real fast, I don't feel
like they were on a schedule. They take their time.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah, but I'm saying these ladies aren't going fast, right,
And that's what I'm saying. Like I kind of get away,
Someone's like, hey, there's these ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I didn't mind.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
They're enjoying each other's pelvic regions quite a bit in
public by McDonald's. And you know, I'm just trying to
get lunch, just trying to get lunch. I got the
kids in the car, ye.
Speaker 10 (01:09:16):
Now you know their nuggets are on full display. I
didn't mind for the first ten minutes while I was
waiting in the drive through. Of course they don't have
drive throughs at the rest stops. But you take my point,
and yeah, well, anyway, I hope these two crazy ladies
can figure it out. I hope they can put their
pelvic region differences aside because it takes a lot of boxes, right.
(01:09:40):
They're gay, interracial, they're aspirational. They're like, hey, we love
each other. We have very active pelvic regions, and this
is an interstate love song, just like Stone Temple, Pilots.
Speaker 15 (01:10:00):
Mayor.
Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moronic, smug and unlistenable.
Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
They've also gotten some bad reviews.
Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
I give it two thumbs in my ears, so I
don't have to listen.
Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
Chase the Allen Cock shows again.
Speaker 14 (01:10:39):
You say you won't free, well.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Keep my son, sup Blamela.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Listen too, sad.
Speaker 10 (01:11:06):
You know, we're doing this what's it called windback the buzzer,
you know, because the clock's are gone back. So they're
probably gonna be a lot of Fleetwood maack this weekend.
But we're playing all this stuff from like over the decades.
It's awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
There's some deep I was.
Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
Listening to stuff that was on Stansbury Show when I
was in here. I was like, oh my God, like
Sticks and Prodigy and Joe Cocker and it's fantastic. So yeah,
there's gonna be some Fleetwood back in there too. But
I was watching Stevie Nicks. You know, she was the
musical guest over on Saturday Night Live a couple of
weeks back, and she did a song that was a
(01:11:45):
very literal song about how the It was very dramatic.
You know, it wasn't particularly melodic, but it was very
dramatic about how you can't have your rights taken away
and you know, you've got to get out there and
fight for what you believe in himlah blah blah. Obviously,
on the eve of this election, and she mentioned on
one of the cable news shows that she had never
(01:12:07):
even voted until she was seventy. And I'm like, oh
my god, she didn't vote for Obama.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
She's seventy six, Like you didn't you so like she
very first time she ever voted.
Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
Of course, she said, it's a big regret of hers.
Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
But imagine that here, and then I have it in
these typewritten pages that I can't hardly seek.
Speaker 14 (01:12:29):
For me.
Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
It was like, read the words, listen to the song,
and vote.
Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
No matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
And I mean, I suppose you probably know that I
never voted until I was seventy, but now I regret
that and I've told everybody the buddy that on stage
for the last two years. I regret that, and I
don't have very many regrets, right, you know, there's so
many reasons you.
Speaker 10 (01:12:51):
Imagine that so you're seventy. I mean I understand people
who you know, Pundcake was on the show. You know,
he's a young man, and he was like, I know
he wasn't I don't think he started voting.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Until he would vote in like the major election. Yeah,
well a lot of people do that. I mean, I
don't even begrudge people that.
Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
I mean, I think you should vote in every election
because all politics are local. But I do understand most
people get activated for the big ones. I mean those
are the I understand that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
But uh, yeah, you don't even vote to your seventy.
Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
She got a book out too, I think, but I
mean they talked to her for Rolling Stone and she
was also you know, on the subject of her saying
that she was talking about abortion, and she was like,
if I had had a baby when I got pregnant,
he would have ended Fleetwood Mac. So it's gonna be
(01:13:46):
weird if you're somebody who is anti choice and you
vote that way, but you also love Fleetwood Mac. You
have to be kind of ambivalent about that. She's like,
if I had not had my abortion in the seventies,
and I think most people know that Fleetwood Mac, you know,
was you know, they were.
Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
There this.
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Yeah again yeah, think you pinky.
Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
They were libertines of the highest order. And she's like,
if I hadn't had my abortion, Fleetwood Mac would have ended.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
It would have that would have been the end of
the band.
Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
And of course rumors one of one of the when
you talk about flawless albums from front to back, you know,
you'll have these conversations with people and say, what is
a perfect album, And of course it was Fleetwood Mac's
high watermark, I mean, one of the best selling albums
of all time. And that's not by accident. I'm sure
that there are some modern examples of that. For instance,
(01:14:48):
I think Alice in Chain's Dirt is a perfect album.
There isn't a dud in the bunch. You go from
front to back, every single song is ten out of ten.
And that's the way rumors is, That's the way seay
Asia is, and everybody has their own depending on what
genre you're into, I'm sure you have ten out of
(01:15:08):
ten albums. Yeah, an album Bare Naked Ladies or something.
I mean, and keep being Secrets of Silent Earth is
Coheed and Camber, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
And then.
Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
The blue album Weezer. Okay, that's a great there you go.
That's a good pick. I mean, I have some that
are a little bit off the reservation.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I think.
Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
A Lamb of God, Ashes of the Wake, I think
that is a modern perfect album. I think Roll the
Bones by Rush. That's not a popular pick. You know,
even among Rush fans they probably think, you know, they're like,
what the hell are you talking about? I think Roll
the Bones by Rush nineteen ninety maybe perfect album.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I don't know, you know.
Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
And so this weekend when we're doing this, turn back
to the buzzard weekend and it'll start up again after
the Cavs game tonight and all weekend long. It's just
all kinds of wild stuff that I haven't heard in
a long time. Let me look into tomorrow. You want
(01:16:21):
me to look into tomorrow. Get a little sneak preach
Boston Sponge.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Now.
Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
A lot of this is stuff that we should be
playing on the regular anyway. But the Michael Stanley Band, Steppenwolf,
Pat Bennettar There's Ozzie and Born to Be Wild, the Cult,
Eddie Money, Elvis Costello, t Rex how about that. So yeah,
(01:16:55):
it's very exciting. But Stevie Nicks, she's like, hey, you know,
I just started voting.
Speaker 19 (01:17:05):
Alan, this is brishdown Jacks before to listen to Live
in the podcasts and you mentioned raccoons and their testicles
and question the size on them.
Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
I can't question to the testicles themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
But out there in the sticks, out in the country
I grew up, you always find these country stores.
Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
And little novelty items for sale.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
They always have these dried raccoon penises, you know, marketing
ads like toothpicks or stirs or whatever you would.
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
But I just want to drop that little fact on it.
Speaker 13 (01:17:28):
You can still find dried raccoon penises and sell most
country stores hits.
Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
So bye, thank you, rich, I appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
A couple of textures told me that they did, in
fact euthanize peanut.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
They did the squirrel. That's a bummer. If they are correct,
Sometimes they're not correct. Sometimes that is the.
Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Case, Allen, I think a perfect album is going to
be We're getting famous by Bill Squire.
Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Well it's out now, is it?
Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
You mean I can get it now? You can get
it on vinyl now, yeah, not on vinyl yet.
Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
Will I be able to get it on.
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Vie vinyl eventually. You're still working on the details for that.
But you can stream it on all the wherever you
stream audio, like the iHeartRadio app. Okay, and then or
if you really want to help me out, those streamers
don't give me great returns. So if you want to
buy it, there's a link on my website and on
(01:18:30):
my socials at bill squire and then bill squire dot
com where you can purchase it from Amazon or Apple
or something like that.
Speaker 10 (01:18:38):
Are you at liberty to tell us how much it is?
It's oh, so bargain it twice. The paybe nine ninety
eight something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
It's not. Yeah, but you know, back in the day,
I'm very proud of it. It's really good.
Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
Back in the day, if you found an album that
was nine dollars and ninety eight cents, I had a
sticker called the nice Price, because albums back in the
day were like seventeen eighteen dollars, So if you found
that one was only nine bucks, it was in fact
a nice price. People texting me their perfect albums, A
perfect circle thirteenth step.
Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
See.
Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
I think Mayor Denam is the perfect album from them,
but I'm not going to fight you on that one.
I think the very first APC record is the ten
out of ten. Then the herting from Tears for Fears.
Love those guys. I would not have thought of that
one Dark side of the Moon. That's low hanging fruit though.
(01:19:31):
I'm more of a wish you were here guy, but
that's the beauty of it. You can kick around, and
you can now. I also want you to ruminate over
what the most imperfect album is. What's an album from
a band you like but every track stinks?
Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
You go every track.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I am waiting for one of these songs to major major.
It made you question why you even liked the band.
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Actually, everybody goes real hard on Weezer for their newer stuff,
and I don't mind it at all. I appreciate they
don't love it, but it's there's some catchy songs in there.
Speaker 10 (01:20:14):
I appreciate how prolific he is, and you're not gonna
hit Bull's eyes every time, right. I'm happy they're still around.
I like that they try new things. I still think
the Blue Record.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Is their best one. Yeah, but I like that they're
still around. I like that they've taken some swings and
tried to different stuff.
Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
Do you have any idea if we're getting famous comes
complete with misplaced commercials on the iHeartRadio app?
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Do you know if that's in there?
Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Okay, I hope that go at least in between tracks.
You never know with that crazy iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
But you hope for the best.
Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
You guys can all check it out now, let me
know what you think. I would love to hear your feedback.
Film yourself listening to it, yeah, and then email him
and then tell uh. But don't tell Mary because did
you get Sarah's video? No, she hasn't done it yet,
all right, because that's for the she has agreed to
do it. She's gonna do something for it. She's going
(01:21:18):
to do a version of it. But uh, I got
a few different people. I got one that I'm real
happy about.
Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
But there's.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Uh that's for the video release that's going to be
in December, and I'll have more details on that soon.
I did watch the final cut the last night with
my girlfriend, because I was like, hey, I got the
final cut for that. Do you want to watch it?
And she was very excited. She was at the taping,
but she had, you know, seeing the finished product. You
want to see the finish product, and she forgot about
(01:21:46):
it a lot of this stuff, and I, you know,
I'm watching it seeing every little thing that goes wrong.
But she's having a blast, laugh in her ass off.
So this was at the Agora.
Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
This was the Agora.
Speaker 10 (01:21:56):
Yea, yeah, and I'm very Yeah. Are there like jib shots?
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I mean there's a little bit of move We didn't
really we didn't have a jib. I didn't a crane.
Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
You don't crane.
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Oh I don't know, you know, but if everybody buys
this one, you can afford a crane, then yeah, then
maybe next time we get a crane.
Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Let's get some crane money for Bill.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah, that'd be amazing. Not everybody's got cranky. So I
find those shots in the stand up specials can be
kind of distracting too, Like they're cool, they're very cool,
but I think you need like one or two tops.
I've seen some specials where they're doing that's all. They
sweeping shot again and again and again, and that's not
(01:22:37):
how you watch comedy. You're not floating through the room.
So it can be very distracting at times.
Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
But well it kind of got to be a cliche
shot too. Whoever did it first, everybody started doing it,
and you're like, okay, you want to show how many
people showed up for your thing.
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
I get it, but they'll probably figure that out.
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
If you want to pass this along to Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
My son drives for Amazon and he just called me says, hey, Dad,
where's Allen coxlib?
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
I said, babbilit He said, I'm just delivered to his home.
How cool? Period? So your package is delivered safe.
Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
And sound.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Service that is.
Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
I came home last night to my blender sitting on
the front step. Ooh, that's exciting. I have except the
spot that we put our blender. It's underneath the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
This is too tall, I.
Speaker 10 (01:23:37):
Didn't think, and I need to measure the height of
the blender because we had an Oaster blender that we
had forever and it's fine and it's starting to burn out.
So I ordered this Vita mix and it's just too tall.
And Gwen's like, oh, send it back.
Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
I go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I am not sending this back. We're going to put
the blender in a difference. It's going to find a
new spot. Yes, I'm not packing this thing back up
up and sent taping the box and plase, we're gonna
use this blender. I'm excited.
Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
But yeah, I was all excited last night because I
you know, I was pretty tipsy from the lemon vodka
shots from across the street with our neighbor after trigger treating.
So I get inside, I'm cutting open the Vita mix box,
opening up the blender, and I go to put it
where we got the other one.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
It's too tall. It's gonna be me tonight when I
get home. I got a bunch of things going on tonight,
So dude, I'm hosting the early show for Joe Briggs
at Hilarities, who was waiting to come in and talk
about that. And then I have my show at nine
thirty at Imposters Theater, and then finally I'll be home
(01:24:44):
and I'll get to check out my new I got
a meta quest.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
The meta Quest three? That's the those that's the VR headset?
Speaker 10 (01:24:51):
Uh oh metam et a. I thought I was thinking
M E D I medicine geh Medic Meta Quest.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Okay, yeah, I got one of those. More money in
Zuck's pocket, I guess so. But I want to play
that Batman game that looks incredible and what is that
really good? It's a one of the Batman Arkham games. Okay,
but you get to play it with you know, a
little more tactical because you're like moving around, You're thrown punches.
Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
You are Batman. You are Batman Batman Arkham Shadow. Yeah,
and it's supposed to be really really fun. Included with
your headset. Three hundred dollars yeah for the whole rig. Yeah, okay,
I got the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I wanted the extra storage you know on download, you
know you need that extra I got like the five
hundred and twelve gigabytes.
Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
Remember years ago, my son who's almost out of college,
it's got a few more weeks before he went into college.
I bought him for Christmas one year, I bought him
the htc VV pro so I can eleven hundred dollars headset. Yeah,
and you to set up the censors in your room.
He was still living at home and then you got
(01:26:03):
the thing, and I was like, this is pretty cool.
But he was really immersed in it, like he would
fall you know, he's like a seventeen year old dude
or whatever. He'd like fall asleep with it on, and
it was like in real time. Yeah, so like the
sun would be coming up in the goggles when he
I'm like.
Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
Bro, I go that.
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You don't want to go down that road.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
Yeah, But that's the thing with these is they become
obsolete relatively quickly because the technology moves so fast. So like,
you have fun with him, but I dropped way too
much coin on something that was hot at the time.
But and it might still be, but I guarantee he's
probably not using it, yeah as much.
Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
He's just busy. I'm I'm I kind of made this
purchase on a whim and I was like, yeah, let's
try it. Why not, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
See how I like it. It looks fun.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
And I also I like the beat Saber game. That's
really fun.
Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
Meat Saber, No, not Meat Saberhat Saber. Thought it was
like Sim's Tarascaria or something where you're going around the
tables and you're cutting the meat off the.
Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Sword Bilian Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
This game is so realistic that guy only tipped me
fifteen percent.
Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Yeah, why don't they have those kinds of games. I'm
never gonna be Batman, I know. That's the point is
you get to be Batman, And why would you want
to have a game that represents what you could do
in real life?
Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
You could just go get a job at Texas.
Speaker 10 (01:27:31):
Yeah, fog to chow the game. How about that where
you I've never worked at a Tarosco area. I've never
done that. So I've worked fine dining way back in
the day, but it would be fun to do that.
You're walking around asking people would you like meet off
of this sword and they say yes or no, and
then you you know, and you're not going to screw
(01:27:53):
up anything because it's in the game.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
So not meat Saber, not meat saber. A tanner, Hey,
how are you doing? What's up?
Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
I was at a Halloween party.
Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
With Bill Squire.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
Yeah, you were at that Odd Fellows tame Yes, I was.
Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
I was wondering if you ever saw my costume. I
didn't even recognize him dressed up as Jelly. Well he
did great was the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Oh I did see you. I saw you were at
the Picklebacks. You were at the bar I saw you
kind of wandering around there. Yeah, you look great, man, Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
I was hanging out at the bar. I should have
won that costume contest, but I didn't even enter.
Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Now, Tanner, what which iteration of Wolverine were you?
Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
Leather jacket, the leather jacket with the spiked hair, Okay,
not not.
Speaker 10 (01:28:44):
Not blue and yellow Wolverine Jackman, Hugh Jackman. Okay, I
mean I went as I should have gone as Wolverine,
but I went as Hugh Jackman in the music man.
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Oh that's way better.
Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
That's way better.
Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I'm quite the hoofer. Uh wait, Tanner, did you
say that you.
Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
Ever called you before?
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Well, you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 11 (01:29:09):
I've been a big fan of the show for quite
a while.
Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
I hate the show, Thank.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
You, Tanner.
Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Did you say that you should have won the costume?
Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Wait?
Speaker 10 (01:29:18):
Tanner, did you say that you should have won the
costume contest but you didn't enter?
Speaker 11 (01:29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
Absolutely, Okay, I know I didn't enter, but I should
have won anyway. Gotcha the crowd yep and my costume
was that good? That's how great it looked.
Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I'm just glad that it wasn't a sexy nurse about that.
Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
Meta quest, Yeah, meda quest. I bought one of those things.
And and man, let me tell you, the only good
thing on there is v our porn.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Oh you can watch porn on these Oh yeah, see
I would, okay, I would try it out for that.
I guess which which version do you have? So I
have the two?
Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Played the two. It was all right, but I guess
they've made some leaps and bounds with the three. So
I'm I'm gonna try it out. You can always return it.
Speaker 8 (01:30:09):
I honestly, I don't play it. It was it was.
I played it for a couple of months and it died.
Speaker 10 (01:30:16):
Plus, if you're watching VR porn, they probably are less
likely to take it back because they figure it's been soiled.
It's been defiled, right right, Yeah, well it's a brave
new world. Okay, right, thank you, Tanner. All right, there
you go, there's Tanner. It was at your big Halloween party.
Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah, that was so much fun. So wait, wolverine leather jacket.
It's just spiky hair and a leather coat. I mean
he looked good and he had the claws to clause. Yeah,
but no costume costume? Yeah yeah, I mean he looked good.
But I there are people that put a lot more
time and effort right into their costume. Like the guy
that won was a twelve foot tall grim Reaper, so
(01:30:59):
that and he built the whole costume himself. There was
other people that were dressed like uh, you know, mermaids
and a merman, and they painted their whole bodies like
Zooland Yeah. I mean there was a lot of work
that went into some of these costumes.
Speaker 10 (01:31:13):
So if only there had been a thirteen foot grim reaper,
he could have won.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Always next year, he's on height alone.
Speaker 7 (01:31:20):
Do it next year?
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
You doing on next year? I think we'll do it
again next year.
Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
One of these years, I'm gonna do Halloween. Maybe we
should have an Allen Cocks Show Halloween party next year,
an bring most back we had in the first few
years of the show. That's the only instance in which
I'd really go full tilt boogie.
Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
And now a moment of silence for the brain cells
you lost listening to today's show, Rest easy boys, he's
the La gug Show.
Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
On one seven w MMS.
Speaker 19 (01:32:14):
So excused you.
Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
Yeah, he saw these guys are coming bill they are. Yeah,
that's the Stereophonics. They set their twenty twenty five tour
they have The venue is tb A. I'm not sure
what that stands for. But in one of those new
venues Joe that they're building all over the place around Cleveland.
(01:32:39):
But it's March twenty ninth. If you're a Stereophonics fan
a new bill would be excited.
Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
I'll do that.
Speaker 10 (01:32:48):
So, yeah, music guy, Joe Briggs is out of music guy.
Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
But you don't even have a Bob secret tattoos. I
do have a Bob Segar tattoo. Oh it's not good.
I hope my dad's not listening. He doesn't know about it, Dade.
He hates tattoos and I have like four.
Speaker 10 (01:33:03):
Maybe he hated Bob Seger. No, everybody loves your wife her.
She has a vanity plate Bob Segert. She she's from Michigan. Yeah,
she loves Bob Seger. We we saw We've seen him
a couple of times, but it was years ago. We
saw him here at the Roma Fijo a second row
and Jay Giles band opening up and the dude's grandkids
(01:33:27):
are off to the side, right. Yeah, this wasn't the
farewell to her it's a few years before and the
grandkids are all standing. They're all teenagers, and you would think, oh,
that's just their grandfather, like they might not care. They
were fully into it, totally into it.
Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
Rules.
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, it was a great, great show.
Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
Saying Night Moves at you give him the business, the business.
Speaker 10 (01:33:52):
So what is the tattoo then, like the silver bullet
band logo or what it's it's not a face of Bob.
Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Let me see where is it?
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Where is it on your ankle?
Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
It's on my entire leg. Oh yeah, it's like, let's
read that. Read the read well, I'll tell him that
it says for God so loved the world, he gave
his only begotten son. And then it's it's Bob seekers
face from the cover of Night Moves.
Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
Yeah, Night Moves. That's fantastic. Joe Briggs is here, tattoo
and all because he's taping something tonight and hilarities.
Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
You look thinner. I lost weight, that would account for it.
That was a very marty respect yea space response, I know.
But you look more smelt.
Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
Yeah, that's the word lot. I've been stomping around New York. Yep, shud,
I cut my hair.
Speaker 10 (01:34:43):
But you've been doing You've been in New York for
a minute, so you've been walking.
Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
Yeah, I just stopped. I stopped eating meat in January,
and I literally think the majority of my weight loss
was just not stopping at every single hot dog vendor.
Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
That's what I was going to say. It's usually it's
hot dog. Wait, it's the most you ever stopped, most
ever stopped, or like the most hot dogs you ever
had it in a day, in a day like when
New York. In New York, when you're just walking around
like probably like like a full twelve hour, like probably
like eight or nine hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
They're so good.
Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
So no, I agree, Like I mean I used to.
There was a period of time where I was doing
I was doing the show every year for the MTV
vm as, so it was like ten fifteen years ago,
and they would send me every year and they would
put us up in Times Square and I would drop
my bag, I go down to the street.
Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
I get a goddamn hot talk just out of the
rat water. It's yeah, so so good. They're so good,
and that like that wasn't even me like doing it there.
I was just like, man, these hot dogs rule. And
I had a couple of drinks, and then every time
I saw a hot dog thing, I was like, oh,
whoa another hot dog? Like four times one time like somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
It was one night yea where I was like walking
to the train and there was it was. I think
it was the night I saw Billy Joel. Okay, that
was all amped up on like Billy Joel, and I
just kept eating hot You were in a hot dog
state of mind. I was in hot heaven. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Now what do you put on it?
Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Just ketchup and mustard?
Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
Ketchup and mustard.
Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
I don't trust the condiments in the cards. That's where
you get in a trouble. No onions or anything like that,
like onions, but like if you're getting a nine hot dogs,
you don't want eight or nine wet onions.
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
You don't want a belly full of wet onions. Oh
so you got to game it out then, yeah, yeah, okay.
I was like, that's one last ingredient that'll give me
food poisoning. So all right, just ketchup and mustard. Yeah, okay,
keep it simple.
Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
Yeah. I do miss Spartman's mustard though so much.
Speaker 10 (01:36:26):
It's so good, it's so good, so hot dog wad
is what you lost?
Speaker 14 (01:36:30):
Then?
Speaker 10 (01:36:31):
Yeah, because I'm always, uh, I'm always a little bit
envious of guys that are like, oh, it's a bunch
of weights. Stop drinking beer, Like that's not a thing
for you know what I mean, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
That's not it's still drinking all the beer. He drinks
a lot of highlights.
Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
I think I did.
Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
I had imagine if you stop drinking beer and stop
eating hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:36:51):
That's I mean, what's the point of I mean.
Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
You can't Yeah, you can't make it carnival existence.
Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah, you could have a hot dog and anielift right now,
I'd go nuts. Hot dog in a highlfe. Yeah, yeah,
see we're coming up with all kinds of good.
Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Is that in that fridge? Yeah, it's probably two years old.
Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Not good.
Speaker 10 (01:37:14):
I don't think it's been into that long because they
just cleaned the fridge out. I think that's relatively were
one of them, Yeah, I think so, just.
Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
The fridge beers here. I always do this thing where
I don't know if you've ever done this, where like
when you when I move into a new place, I
put one beer in the back corner of the fridge
from the day I moved in and then leave it
until I move out and drink.
Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
It, really drank it.
Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Like when I lived in Lakewood for four years, I
put you know the brand black label. Yeah, it was
a black It was able to tell. You could tell.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
But is that true?
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
Like any any beer, it's not gonna get jammed up
in what period of time?
Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
You're four years?
Speaker 7 (01:37:50):
Four years?
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Is it for a beer?
Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
Beer? I don't know. Okay, I think they only lasts
like six months, right.
Speaker 10 (01:37:56):
I thought, if like you don't you know, you have
a case of it in the garage, it's refrigerator anything.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
But if it's in the fridge, you might get eight
months out of it. But I want to four months.
Four years is a long time and gross. When I
drank it, yeah, yeah, but I drank it.
Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
I thought as long as you didn't pop it, you
were fine.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
No. See, I don't know these things.
Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
I don't have cans of beer in my house, so
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
I don't really buy beer for the house either, But
I just when I move in, you have everybody over
the first time, leave one beer.
Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Yeah. I get people that leave beers. Yeah, Like from
I have a bunch of beers left over from my
Super Bowl party still and they're just sitting there because
I don't drink a lot of beers at home.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
I mean, my favorite there's a kind of you. He
knows a MIC's drink. He doesn't drink at all, you know,
he never drinks. But he still has beer in his
fridge from like two years ago when I left it
in his fridge and I'm like, just throw it out
and he's like, no, I don't want to waste them.
You don't drink.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
And also, Nobod's gonna drink it. Noody's gonna drink Yeah,
you knew it was yours though. Every time he went over.
Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
There, you're like, hey, there's my beer, there's my PBR. Yeah,
I wonder where I left it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
You don't have to worry about anybody else drinking it.
So what is tonight going to look?
Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Like?
Speaker 10 (01:38:58):
What's tonight? You must be very excited?
Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
So no, uh.
Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
No, just nervous. It'll be good though. You should go.
Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Why are you nervous?
Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Because I don't like crowds of people.
Speaker 10 (01:39:11):
Okay, you could do your show. You're back to them.
Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
I mean, that's not how you want to record it. No, traditionally.
Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Have you seen the comedian with his back to the crowd.
Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
He is just delight. I mean, didn't Mitch Hedberg used
to do that stuff. I have no idea he kind
of did. He would like hide behind curtain sometimes. And
those jokes. No, it's should be good. It's just a
bunch of jokes that I've had for a while. And
I had a buddy who was like, we should record it,
and we're recording it, and my parents are going to
be at one of them that don't like that, have
you earl? I think I think they're coming from a
(01:39:45):
wedding in Parma.
Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Where are your parents?
Speaker 8 (01:39:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:39:51):
No, But have you done a special before?
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
No? Oh, this is the first one. Well that's why
you're nervous.
Speaker 7 (01:39:56):
Yeah. I think I fell asleep at like six am. Yeah,
for no reason. Just was like laying in bed, like,
well nervous. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
That'll be that all right. But it's one show.
Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
And then you take the best of both and smash
the bot them together and then there it is.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Joe's very funny, good writer, great crowd energy. Well you're
on Chrismaquonzica two.
Speaker 7 (01:40:20):
Yeah, it's Christmas Quona we're gonna Chris Mawonta cut it up.
Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
You can get all of Joe's information, by the way,
if you go to Cleveland Rockhall dot com.
Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 10 (01:40:33):
You squatted on that one because they didn't take it.
Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Somebody tried to buy it a couple months ago. I
think we talked about it last week.
Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
I think we did.
Speaker 7 (01:40:39):
Yeah, somebody offered me like three hundred dollars for it,
one dollars and my only reply was just try three million. Yeah,
they didn't respond. Are you writing back about three thousand?
How about you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
I might have overshot.
Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
I stand by it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I think it's great.
Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
If I could cash out on that website for three million. Yeah,
pretty sweet, pretty sick? Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
So with the special coming or filming tonight, are you
putting the name out there already? Because I kind of
already did what name of the album? I haven't picked
the name yet. You haven't picked the name? Which one
did you put after I put? I kind of put.
I said that it was supposed to be Joe Briggs
has a gun?
Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Or God or old freight train Yeah? How about old
freight train has a gun? Freight train has a gun?
And it doesn't even have Joe Briggs on it at all.
I love that as a marketing decision.
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 10 (01:41:31):
It is nothing attached to you. It doesn't have your name,
and it's a picture of your bob seeger tattoo. It's
called old train wreck or whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:41:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
Yeah, how are things going?
Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
Pretty good?
Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Yeah, I'm doing a special, no I got Yeah, what
about your personal life?
Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
It's fine, living, laughing, loving.
Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Living, laughing and loving.
Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Yeah, in New York City, in New York City.
Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
Yeah, well but you have also you know Mary sam Tora,
who's not here today, but we were talking, you know,
midweek about like her plan has never been to be
in New York for a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
She wants to put in a couple of Well that's
that's kind of and you alluded to this last time.
Speaker 10 (01:42:11):
But I'm always curious kind of at what point people go,
this might be it it's time to like leave, or
you know, I.
Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
Feel like I'm just doing I don't want to set
a deadline because that feels like weird.
Speaker 10 (01:42:23):
Right, Like she said, two or three years if I'm
in the same if I'm kind of spinning my wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
I mean, she's got a guy here and all that.
Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Kind of stuff. But I kept doing like year by year.
So I'm like, our least is up in May. I'm
probably gonna do another year and then we'll see what
happens the year for that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
And you've you haven't been there a long time. A
year and a half, year and a half. I've seen
married three times, four times, Yeah, in a year. So
we've seen her, we've seen her more here. Yeah, well
she's in Queen's Where are you baby and raised?
Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:42:53):
Okay, how do you like to.
Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Mary doesn't like the crowds in Brooklyn? How do you
like the bread?
Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
I like the Brooklyn crowds?
Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
You like them?
Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
Why doesn't marry like them?
Speaker 14 (01:43:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (01:43:00):
I don't know. I mean, well, I look like I
was literally like molded.
Speaker 10 (01:43:04):
And your manufactured.
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
I hate that. Everyone there is like you dressed like
a hipster. I'm like, this is how we just dressed
in Cleveland. Man, let it go.
Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
No, it's not h it is.
Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
I like g I got my gene.
Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Yeah, I love your look. But dude, I put on
Joe's glasses the other day. Oh you want to it's
terrified bottles. Well, no, just like the look, look he
looks like he looks like somebody that's a Bill. Don't
have a backup pair, don't break him, don't throw them back?
Then cool, what's the matter with those I mean you
(01:43:37):
know that they are thick, and he looks like he's
gonna like say something real crepated, like like your daughter
is gonna grow up to be a real looker. That's
what Bill looks like with those glasses on. Your dad
can't take you.
Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
I can.
Speaker 10 (01:43:53):
Joe Briggs is doing his special tonight and hilarities, not
Joe Bob Briggs. That's going to be a thought in
your side. Boy that we talked about that last time.
Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
I don't know if we.
Speaker 10 (01:44:03):
Did, but but that guy, I mean googling you, it's
like a picture of you, ten pictures of him. Yeah,
I'm like, he's not Joe Briggs, You're Joe Briggs.
Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
There was a there was a like when I first
moved in New York, I did a show at a
club and I was kind of like, I'm surprised they
booked me. But I was like, I was like, oh,
maybe a comedy was going better in Cleveland than I thought.
It was like somebody told him about me. M M
and then I go on stage and they have like
the TVs next to the stage with people's Instagram handles,
and I like get on stage and like I hear
my it was Raj in the back and he's like
(01:44:32):
cracking up, and I'm like, what's going on? And I
looked at the TV and it just has at Joe
Bob Briggs and I was like, how did you get
Like how did you look at?
Speaker 14 (01:44:40):
So?
Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (01:44:41):
Just did my set and I was like, hopefully they
like it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
It's like the Brian Riggan bite where they thought he
was the screenwriter for one hundred and one docinations.
Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
Like yeah, yeah, but I just like, how do you
make these Joe Bob Briggs in a Jill Bob Briggs
Yeah twice my age.
Speaker 10 (01:44:58):
He wears a cowboy hat yep, and different areas of expertise.
By the way, like you weren't doing a set at
a horror movie con or something.
Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
I don't even think he does stand up. That's why
I was like, no, he does it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's all like he's watching
old movies with people.
Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Yeah, It's just weird that a club was like, we
got him? What a get You finally got him?
Speaker 7 (01:45:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:45:18):
It is weird though. We were just talking about this
with whether it's I mean a lot of it's political,
but it's like the lack of vetting the people are doing,
just the lack of attention to detail, whether it's a show,
making sure you got the right guy, you know, it's
one extra email or something. It's like nobody's at the
wheel for so many things and I can't figure it out.
Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
Dude. I've gotten like booked for shows, like our buddy
Raj went I went to Florida and he was like, oh,
let him know you know me? And I was like, oh,
I'm friends with Raj. And it turns out it was
just a different guy named Yah different Raj and I
got booked on like a whole week and of show
and then they were like, guys like, I don't know you,
but you can get you know, yeah, how do you
know him? I was like from Cleveland and Arkansas. They're like, oh,
I don't know he was in this Like it took
(01:46:03):
like hours before he figured out. He's like, but well
you did fine, And I was like, well, yeah, told
me I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
The wrong RAJ.
Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
Yeah, good album.
Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
I was going to say, call your album the wrong one,
the wrong yeah, Joe Briggs, the wrong ra Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
Or just call it not Joe Bob Briggs. I miss
My roommate used to do a comedy like. He's very
was very he's very funny, you know Joe. But he
always used to say he was going to name his album,
like if if you ever put out a comedy album,
he was just gonna name it the name of all
of his ex girlfriends in a row. Yeah, so like
like so like when they google his like their own name,
it just comes up with his comedy album. Was like,
(01:46:42):
that'd be so sick.
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Yeah, if you had a lot of ex girlfriends, that
would be fun, which he does.
Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 10 (01:46:50):
Do you have a current girlfriend? No, oh you don't
have a lady friend. No, you got a boyfriend?
Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
I wish right. He's a nice, sweet angel from having
his only purpose in life was to make me happy. Yeah,
they have a real bromance going on there. You're lucky
that I'm both straight. You want to be able to
handle the love with him? It's insane.
Speaker 10 (01:47:11):
Love is love.
Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Love is love always wins. It really is, especially in Brooklyn. Yeah,
oh man, but he's in Cleveland still so oh still
back here. It's a long distance relationship. Yeah, boy, that's
really going around.
Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
What long distance? I just got out of a long
distance one.
Speaker 9 (01:47:26):
Really.
Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
Yeah, she was in she was in Saten Island and
you were in Milwaukee Milwaukee. Oh really? Okay, you were
dating Yannis. Weren't you on the bucks?
Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
I wish again he's coming to New York.
Speaker 6 (01:47:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
So how did that? Okay, listen, how did did you
ever live in Milwaukee?
Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Okay, So how did the two of you cross paths
in the first place?
Speaker 7 (01:47:48):
I did a comedy festival in Alaska, okay, and then
she was also in it. And then when she was
a comedian yeah okay, and I showed up there. I
was sick, so I missed like the first couple of days.
And then the first show I get to, I'm like
hopped up on ni quill because it was the only
medicine I bought, and I had to do this show.
And I get there and they're like, hey, just so
you know, you have to do this show in your underwear,
(01:48:09):
and I was like, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 14 (01:48:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
It was one of those I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
I hate those so much, just like stand upright, but
they were like, yeah, I do it in your underwear,
and so I did it, and then afterwards I was like,
I need a drink more than I've ever needed one
because I just had to do stand up in like
everyone else is doing lame stuff too, like putting cans
in their pants or like yeah, carpet and it's like right.
But I got off stage and went to the bar
and she was like, oh, we met one time in
Milwaukee when I did shows there, and she's like, what
(01:48:33):
are you doing. I was like, I need a Miller
High Life and a shot of for Net and she
was like same, and then we hung out the whole weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:48:37):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
Yeah, in Alaska. It was weird.
Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
So she went back to Milwaukee. You go back to
New York. Yeah, what's the Milwaukee comedy scene? I mean,
I grew in Chicago, so it's like Milwaukee. We were
there all the time, but I was a kid comedy.
Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
It's like weird because it was good, Like I did
shows there like when we were dating, and it was
actually like good. But I feel like a lot of
their comics just moved to Chicago. Because it's so close. Right,
So if you want, it's a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:49:01):
Hipper than it used to be, though you Milwaukee used
to be like, oh my god, what's like a game?
Speaker 15 (01:49:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Now there's stuff going on.
Speaker 7 (01:49:06):
Yeah, yeah, there's a couple of bars. But I think
Cleveland has a better scene. I stand by that.
Speaker 10 (01:49:11):
I think you're probably right.
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
I think so.
Speaker 10 (01:49:13):
I mean I can't obviously, I don't know both Milwaukee. Yeah,
slamil schla Maazel.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
And we don't have comics that break people's hearts. Hey, hey,
so she's still in Milwaukee. It just didn't work out.
It ran its course. Yeah, distance, it's hard.
Speaker 10 (01:49:30):
She got tired of you choosing hot dogs over her.
Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
Babe, What do you.
Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Want from me? Yeah, I gotta live.
Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
Ask me to change. I gotta live my life, live
my life. If I can't eat a hot dog, then
what's the point of living? That is the point.
Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
That is a Billy Joel song right there.
Speaker 7 (01:49:44):
Hot dog is life.
Speaker 10 (01:49:48):
Joe Briggs is doing a show tonight at Hilarities. You'll
have a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
What time of the.
Speaker 7 (01:49:54):
Shows six thirty nine to fifteen. I really should have this,
like memorized, memorized I have.
Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
I probably have it in front of me sixteen let
me double check here and every buddy so we all
know I talked to him. I'm hosting the Early Show,
John Armstrong's hosting the Late Show, and then Brett Thomas's
featuring in those shows. And uh, Brett Thomas last night
did my show a high and dry?
Speaker 14 (01:50:17):
And we did.
Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
We did. Everyone did like a character of like a
famous comic. And Brett's notoriously like dead pan like he
sounds like he's like, hey, guys, that's like a pretty
accurate And then but last night he did Sebastian Menascalco
so like his version of animated doing like he was
up half a notch from what his normal energy is,
(01:50:41):
but doing Sebastian jokes, which was the best thing I've
ever seen. And it actually did funny Sebastian material or
yeah he did it was it was so funny.
Speaker 7 (01:50:50):
He's like, aren't you embarrassed?
Speaker 10 (01:50:54):
Sixty fifteen tonight? Yeah, hilarities. You might know it as
the Fourth Street Theater or Pickwick and Frolic.
Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Do you hear your brother help you market at all? No?
Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
Also, you know what I'm most proud of is when
I was walking here there's like doctors with that borders
right by corner rally. I didn't give them money, but
I talked, I'm gonna go into the show later. Now
I kind of feel that I'm gonna give money.
Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
When we went to see.
Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
Malaney, I mean, laughter is the best medicine. The borders.
Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
The first time Joe ever got recognized, like, oh, doing
comedy two years ago. It was two years ago. Yeah,
we went to see John Mullaney and uh, we're walking
around the concourse and this lady just like cute girl
goes to Joe, goes, you do comedy. I think you're funny,
and Joe is just like, I didn't know how to react.
He's like, I do thank you. Yeah, no, watch me
(01:51:48):
like short circuits, go get her number or something. And
she was already gone.
Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
She was already gone.
Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
And I was like, I don't want to play back
to Milwaukee.
Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:51:57):
I didn't want to ruin that moment. I was like,
this is the first time I've ever been wreckings. I'm
not going to ruin it by getting rejected.
Speaker 8 (01:52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:52:02):
And the thing is the first time you ever get
recognized for something, it could be the last. You want
to savor the moment you might not get another shot
at it.
Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
No, it's it was. It was good.
Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
I was pumped about it. She recognized you, she thought
you were funny. Did she say it was funny? I
think she literally just said, she said, you're all you remember?
Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
Is her going?
Speaker 7 (01:52:21):
You do comedy, which is a weird way to like
start a conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
But also, if you know somebody does comedy and you
don't like them, you don't go you do comedy and
I didn't like this end of statement.
Speaker 10 (01:52:33):
Yeah, yeah, but you never know anymore either. People feel
really compelled to tell you when they don't like something.
Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
We get that.
Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
We get that a lot where people I feel like
they say like, oh, big fan. But then I sometimes
I'll know who the person is and I'm like, I
actually know you don't like me. You are lying to
listen to the show, but you say mean things about
me a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Or there's like I don't know if you've ever done
like showcase style shows or somethings like you were very funny,
but uh I liked him better.
Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Yeah, it's always like you could have just stopped it.
You were really funny. Yeah, all he had to say
is you were really funny. That was Dalton's album. Right,
you were funny too, were funny too?
Speaker 13 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Yeah, oh you were funny too. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 10 (01:53:12):
I came for the other guy, but see, that's what
you want. I came for him, but I saw you
and you were rules.
Speaker 7 (01:53:17):
That's the best fan.
Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
That is the best yep, new fan. Well it's good
to see it, dude, Thanks for having me. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:24):
Joe Briggs and his Bob Seekert tattoo and his deep
and abiding love for hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (01:53:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
At Hilarities tonight six thirty and nine to fifteen, he's taping.
Mom and dad will be there at one of them.
I think you want to impress his parents. You want
to show up. I want to know that his parents
feel good about the whole situation. Yeah, they're supportive.
Speaker 7 (01:53:46):
I hope. How is your mother?
Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
My mom's a sweetheart, I know. Yeah, I remember, does
she have any tattoos?
Speaker 19 (01:53:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
It took me a second, you know, he was like,
I like to throw tattoos out just to see if Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:54:00):
No, she is.
Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
I think neither one of my parents have tattoos. My
brother has one they don't know about. And then I
have a couple.
Speaker 10 (01:54:08):
I was gonna say. They they frown on that in general.
They think it's defiling the body or my mom.
Speaker 7 (01:54:13):
I don't think care is my Dad's just like, you're
gonna regret that one. Then I was like, I'm never
gonna regret anything of.
Speaker 10 (01:54:17):
That, right, Why would I do? I'm not seventeen? Yeah, way, yeah,
I didn't get you know, a piece of pizza on
a surfboard. Yeah, I'm like, it's Robert Seeger.
Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
And I was thirty one when I got it. It's
I'm halfway done already, Like it's.
Speaker 10 (01:54:29):
Yeah, you're gonna regret that someday. Yeah, all right, Buy
the tickets for the show tonight, whatever the special is
going to be called.
Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
It'll be great.
Speaker 10 (01:54:40):
And if you can't see Joe tonight, he'll be back
for Chris Mkwonzica and with Bill Squire that'll be at
the Agora into some of the twenty eighth. You can
go online and see everything that's going on there. Joe
is also here dot com or just go to Cleveland
Rock Hall dot com and you'll get all the details.
Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
Call the Alan Cock Show.
Speaker 7 (01:54:57):
I'm sure it'll.
Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
Work for people on vacation when they don't have to
to do something, but I can't imagine it working on
a day to day basis two.
Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
One six, five, seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 10 (01:55:16):
Three five.
Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
I want to send me a text, Alanchochro dot com.
Want to email me? You can do it there.
Speaker 10 (01:55:22):
If you want to watch live, you can find me
Al on Countro YouTube channel. Calves play tonight. You will
hear that on the iHeartRadio app and of course live
on WMMS Calves against the Orlando Magic seven o'clock the
Romo Fijo before they hit the road to play in
the aforementioned Milwaukee, Wisconsin against the Bucks and then the
(01:55:44):
Bucks come here on Monday. Calves remain undefeated five and
zero right now, but it's a long season and as
I understand it, still many many games to be played.
There are I was looking over some data earlier not
to get to granular with it, but it turns out
(01:56:05):
this season they have more than seventeen games to play.
I think I have that right, unless I was misreading
that at least seventeen games to play. But Calves Magic
tonight seven o'clock on WMMS. Allan, you talk about nobody
(01:56:25):
communicating or nobody vetting anything. It even happens at the
factory where I work. A truck will show up for
delivery on Saturday, but nobody's there on the weekends, so
they have to sleep in their cab until Monday. Imagine that, right, honey,
I'm going to be camping out in the in the
(01:56:46):
parking lot of this factory for they dead head back
to Tampa or whatever. So there's a kid. Let me
play this for you. It's a piece of video from
a mom who took to TikTok to mention a note
that she got from her son's school. And she's like, hey,
(01:57:11):
I want to let you know your son's not in trouble,
but FYI, and she posts a copy of the message
or whatever.
Speaker 20 (01:57:20):
This is the text I got from my kindergartener's teacher
this morning. Good morning. Let me first say Hudson is
not in trouble for this. He came up to me
before recess and pulled this out of his pocket, asking
what it was. I did not tell him what it was,
just that I will dispose of it and let you
know that we discovered this.
Speaker 10 (01:57:44):
There's a picture of a condom, her little kid at
a condom in his pocket.
Speaker 20 (01:57:49):
That, friends, is a condom that my five year old
brought to school today. Well, the rest of the conversation, clearly,
I have no idea where this condom comes from. He
said he'd just put his hands in his pocket.
Speaker 7 (01:58:06):
And found it.
Speaker 20 (01:58:08):
Now Heaven and I went to Walmart the other night
we bought had some some new jeans because he wanted them.
Apparently there was a condom in the jean pockets. So
my five year old brought a condom to school today.
Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Someone is lying, because I think this kid f's That's
what I think.
Speaker 10 (01:58:32):
I think this kid either the dad is lying it
was his and he, in a moment of panic, stuck
it into his kid's jeans and then forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
There is a chance that.
Speaker 10 (01:58:46):
When they bought these kids jeans at Walmart there was
already a condom in the pocket. Somebody goofing around. Maybe,
but I think the kid is lying to his parents.
You think he yeah, he's out there. Yeah, I think
this five year old kid. Now, first off, props to
him because he's being responsible. Right, he can't even do
(01:59:10):
anything yet, It's not like he needs it. He's five,
But you still won't be safe.
Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 10 (01:59:16):
Safety first, Yeah, how just as as an administrative point here, Uh,
how are people arriving at their kids' names? She's like, so,
Hudson came back from school. I don't know, are you
name your kid whatever you want? But it was you know,
(01:59:36):
we were on trigger treat last night. I overheard a guy,
well who doesn't Danny. I Llo, come on, I overheard
a guy last night referring to his son Nixon, And
I'm like, bro, you know, he's probably some like you know,
he was probably after the skatewear brand because.
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Skater died, dude whatever, But that's not would be are
gonna think of when the uh you know, yeah, I
guess maybe not. But even if it was nic K,
they're gonna think of Richard Nixon. Hey, Nixon, get over
here a way. Yeah, this is our dog checkers. So anyway,
I think that the kid.
Speaker 10 (02:00:21):
They should be by the way because apparently there's video
they should be checking the background on his Diddy freak
COFs for that kid, because the witnesses have been looking
at some of these Diddy freak cough VIDs. And the
headline was that the grand jury has been looking at
some video and the headline was that there were a
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list celebrities in one of the Diddy videos that they
looked at as part of this ongoing litigation, and I
was thinking, Oh, these people must be clenched up, worried
that they're gonna get found out. Well, it turns out
that the celebrities were the victim, including underage stars. Now,
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it might be a lot of clickbait. There's a guy
who's kind of been making the rounds and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:01:09):
Being setting up another Nickelodeon documentary.
Speaker 10 (02:01:12):
Yeah, but no, I was thinking like, oh, you know,
I don't know, I don't know how many a list
underage stars there are. But but one of the witnesses
in this has been saying that he saw sex tapes
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that had some well known people in it, including at least,
he says, two underage male stars. This is a guy
who testified in front of the grand jury yesterday that
he saw six males and two female celebrities engaging in
sex acts with Ditty on the tapes. He said they
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all appeared to be inebriated. You think they'd have to be, right,
you know, walking in like, hey, can I get a
cranberry juice? I'm just gonna dive right into this puppy
pile and we'll see how it shakes out. Maybe that
Zachary ty Bryan was part of it. You know, the
kid from Home Improvement who keeps getting duys, keeps getting
(02:02:16):
d He's a grown ass man. What's got to be
tough when you're like a I don't know that any
of those Home Improvement kids emerged unscathed.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
It's not like they have careers.
Speaker 10 (02:02:25):
I don't think it's gonna suck if you're a you know,
that's a tale as old as time. The kid actors
who you know, get a little older, a little ganglier,
and all dries up for him and they turned to
the bottle. But this guy is making the rounds.
Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
I guess.
Speaker 10 (02:02:44):
I'm unclear how they can be doing television interviews if
they're a witness and testifying.
Speaker 7 (02:02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 10 (02:02:54):
But this guy, Courtney Burgess was on Ashley Banfield's show
talking about how he's saw two or three underage celebrities
in one of these Diddy Frea cough tapes, eleven flash
drives that he said were given to him by Ditty's
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ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:03:17):
This woman kim Porter.
Speaker 10 (02:03:20):
And so the the the Diddy thing because a lot
of people are asking the question, why is Diddy in
jail and that Abercrombie and Fitch ceo is walking around.
You know, they scooped that guy up too, the former
Abercrombie CEO, that Mike Jeffries. Well, yeah, they got him
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on some kitty porn thing. And if you remember the
Abercrombie documentary, if you've seen it, it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
That was more about like discriminations.
Speaker 10 (02:03:52):
Well it was, yeah, but he was in it. No,
it was called White Hot, it was the Rise. It
was called The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
And I guess that that.
Speaker 10 (02:04:04):
Documentary led them in the direction of looking into this guy,
Mike Jeffries, who is eighty years old by the way,
but he's had so much plastic surgery. He looks very
very strange. I mean, he's had you know a lot
of tightening done and whatever. But they arrested him sixteen
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federal charges, including sex trafficking and prostitution. Abercrombie and Fitch,
by the way, based in Ohio. That Less Wexner, he's
the richest man in the state. Yeah, he's the guy
behind all these companies. He was the guy that was
bankrolling Jeffrey Epstein and you know, and so all of
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these people who had come forward saying, yeah, Mike Jeffries was,
you know, tickling my Nickels or whatever. And that documentary
is pretty wild because the whole thing it is largely
about discrimination, but that whole documentary is also kind of
alluding to the fact that, you know, they liked smooth
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boys to be there their models, because.
Speaker 2 (02:05:15):
That's what some people liked.
Speaker 10 (02:05:19):
And this Mike Jeffries guy was credited with making Abercrombie
what it was. Abercrombie and Fitch have been around since
the sixties, and it was like in the toilet and
this guy comes along. He's like, we're gonna have half
naked people stand out front of our stores. We're gonna
send these glossy catalogs out. But obviously that kind of environment,
(02:05:41):
in hindsight, you go, oh, that was like a you know,
that was a playground for people who probably did not
have the best of intentions.
Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
And so, yeah, Mike Jeffries, they've indicted him on a
bunch of nasty charges.
Speaker 10 (02:05:57):
But he's walking around and diddies in jail and they
can't figure out. I mean, the cases are not exactly
the same.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
Obviously.
Speaker 10 (02:06:09):
I don't know that there were aber Crombie freak offs.
Speaker 7 (02:06:13):
I'd like to know that.
Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
But you have to think there are a lot of
people worried about these ditty tapes.
Speaker 10 (02:06:24):
You know, he's just trying to stay out of prison
for the rest of his life, but there have to
be a lot of famous people in these The white
parties are one thing. We've all seen photos because he
invited so many people to white parties that you know,
people go, oh, look, Trump was, Yeah, everybody was at
the White Party.
Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
I think those parties. I mean he had a ton
of parties. I think when you you throw all those
parties so that the ones that are extra freaky kind
of get you know, it creates like a thing like, oh,
why was that one and it was wild?
Speaker 7 (02:06:57):
And then there's the ones that were actually the.
Speaker 10 (02:07:00):
Legal stuff, yeah, fining hookers and yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
Those ones kind of get mixed around with that and
they and then it just becomes rumors, not right, actual evidence.
Speaker 5 (02:07:10):
Right.
Speaker 10 (02:07:12):
No, the the the the Epstein stuff with Trump, that's
a whole other thing. I mean, you can pin him
to that. There's like Epstein tapes that they dropped of
him talking about all that stuff, but the Diddy thing.
Everybody wanted to get invited to Diddy parties, the white parties,
I mean, and and people who don't even have the
whiff of impropriety about them.
Speaker 11 (02:07:32):
Right.
Speaker 10 (02:07:32):
If you see Martin Short in a white suit at
a Diddy party, you know, nobody's like, oh my god,
Martin Short, was that the freak Off? They're like, no,
it's Paul Schaeffer in there. Those aren't the guys they're thinking, now,
I would like to see Jimmy click. Yeah, the white party,
a big white suit.
Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:07:55):
So yeah, this.
Speaker 10 (02:07:59):
This wit and says, there's a whole lot of videotape
from the freak Offs. They got some underage celebrities in there,
and obviously people are curious about who those might be.
Allan in the car community, some kids are named after cars.
Hudson Lincoln, Zephyr Zephyr. Paolo ben Chero is out for
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six weeks. Oh boy, yeah, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (02:08:30):
I think an oblique tear or something like that. Oh yeah,
how do you do that? I don't know, you move wrong.
Speaker 10 (02:08:39):
I mean, you gotta do your calisthenics. You gotta do
your work. Yeah, you gotta stay limber.
Speaker 18 (02:08:46):
You know.
Speaker 10 (02:08:46):
I do all my stretches before I start lifting in
the morning. You got to you got to warm up,
especially I'm fifty three man, especially, gotta warm up, Gotta
stretch the hammies. You got to get yourself moving and grooving.
Well anything Danny Masterson was at any of those Diddy parties,
(02:09:08):
I don't know. Maybe don't know. Yeah, so that whole
situation remains to be seen. But again, back to the
kid whose mom posted that he went to school and
had a condom in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:09:28):
I think that that kid is lying to his parents.
I bet he got it from another kid in school
and then just like man, another kid.
Speaker 8 (02:09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:09:40):
I think it would have been better if the teacher
was like, hey, he's not in trouble or anything, but
we found this in his pocket and it's a used condom.
Because then the mom goes, all right, I haven't even
had the talk with him, and the kid sits there
and he's like, Mom, I don't need the talk. I'm
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walking the walk. Mom, look at this, Yeah, I use it,
and it's still empty. Nothing's coming it's still dust. I'm five,
there's nothing coming out.
Speaker 19 (02:10:13):
I want to be sure you know how to use
a condom, rubber, a raincoat, a boner, bucket, party hat, squirt, skirt,
love sock.
Speaker 10 (02:10:26):
Love sock. So it's the real explanation is probably not
that exciting. Let's be honest, it's probably not that. But
I just like that the mom felt compelled to put
that on TikTok because there's like, no, there's no big twist.
There's no twist.
Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
Yeah, there's no Hey, this is the message and you know, Okay, Well,
I mean it's it's a kicker.
Speaker 10 (02:10:53):
It's a human interest story. That's why I'm talking about it.
I thought it was funny, but I don't know. I mean,
when you're in high school, you're walking around with condoms
in your back pocket because you want people to notice.
You're trying to get that ring in your wallet or something, right,
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I mean.
Speaker 7 (02:11:16):
You get there.
Speaker 10 (02:11:16):
No, I'm talking about I was in the eighties. But
you know, trouble is if you end up with the ring,
that means that you're unused. Yeah, they go, goddamn long
is that in there?
Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
Go?
Speaker 7 (02:11:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (02:11:28):
I opened it up and it was all powder. Is
that too long for a condom?
Speaker 2 (02:11:32):
They're supposed to, yeah, not revert to a powder state.
Speaker 5 (02:11:36):
Now we come to a very important section, one that
everyone dreads or is.
Speaker 2 (02:11:42):
Embarrassed by or tries to avoid completely.
Speaker 13 (02:11:46):
The Allan Coxshaw on one hundred point seven domms.
Speaker 10 (02:12:02):
This is a good song reinventing your exit off of
that album. And also it's worth mentioning since they're gonna
play all ten tracks front to back, smack dab in
the middle of that album. It's like a jazzy little
instrumental that I'm sure they're going to be throwing in
there as a little interlude that's not bad, called the
Blue Note. I think under Oath started as a Christian
(02:12:25):
band when they first got going. I don't know if
they were playing the worship festivals or.
Speaker 18 (02:12:30):
What, but.
Speaker 10 (02:12:32):
That's usually the way it goes. You know, the more
popular they get, they go well. They slowly backed away
from being a Christian band. I don't know if that
rises to the level of them renouncing their faith, but
as a band they don't want to be identified so
much as a Christian band, but I'm pretty sure that's
how they started. Also, be very careful as far as
(02:12:58):
spelling goes. I'll point this out to you it is
under Oath, not the band Undeath. You know you read
it too fast one way to the Oh, you take
out that R and O. Uh, you might think you're
going to see Undeath instead of under Oath. Personally, I'm
a bigger fan of Undeath, but just be there. They're
two very different bands. You want to make sure you're
(02:13:20):
going to see. This is not under Oath, this is Undeath,
this is superior.
Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
As far as I'm consarned, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with the opposite direction you are.
Speaker 10 (02:13:34):
You want to hear that guy whining and screaming. Okay,
I guess we're gonna split down the middle. We've we've
hit an impasse between under Oath and Undeath. Bill Squire
Friday get Down in under an hour. That's how we
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begin the weekend around these parts, right, No, we haven't.
We were out last Friday. I think the Friday before
you were out or.
Speaker 7 (02:14:05):
I was out?
Speaker 10 (02:14:06):
Uh, yeah, I was out Friday before. So it's been
a couple of weeks since we've had a live Friday
get Down. Of course, some people think I've only done
one in October?
Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
Have you?
Speaker 7 (02:14:17):
Because I mean I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:14:18):
Maybe I haven't even done one in October.
Speaker 7 (02:14:21):
Let me look at what because.
Speaker 10 (02:14:22):
I know, boy, if we went an entire month get
down free, that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
I think I did one the eleventh. Okay, No, we
were off.
Speaker 10 (02:14:31):
We were off the eleventh, I know we were We
had a lot of October was really all over the
place because we were out the fourth, we were out,
the eleventh, wet the eighteenth, we were out last. You
didn't do a get down in the entire month of October?
Speaker 2 (02:14:47):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (02:14:48):
Wow, all right, Well then we'll pick it back up
from September. That's just how it shakes out. So that's
how you know that the weekend has begun and Calves
played the weekends in October. Nope, of course some people
have already gotten going.
Speaker 16 (02:15:05):
I'm sure Hope fly to a family of six.
Speaker 10 (02:15:10):
Jez Brian's early out there doing his own thing. He
is on shuffle in more ways than just musically.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Now I'm gonna talk.
Speaker 10 (02:15:24):
Michael is the guy who calls and always immediately drops
the N word, so I always have to dump him.
He has a compulsion to do this, and I don't
quite understand it. But I'm not here to pick your brain, Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
Hello, Alan Cox.
Speaker 10 (02:15:42):
Yes, Michael, you always call me and you immediately you
always immediately drop.
Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
The N word.
Speaker 10 (02:15:47):
And I don't know why that is. I mean, I
just think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:15:53):
I think other people find it funny as well.
Speaker 10 (02:15:55):
They don't it's super lame, super lame. I have like
five I thank you, Michael, I have five hundred people
watching me.
Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
But what I don't know, don't understand.
Speaker 10 (02:16:11):
No, but he'll call and he'll pretend he's from New
Jersey or Florida or something like that. I don't I
don't quite understand it. But it's not like we go,
we just go, yeah, don't. I got to dump it.
Speaker 2 (02:16:24):
I mean, he didn't do it this time. But uh,
you know, all right, keep keep keep doing your thing, Bud,
that's what you Uh, that's good Anya. Yeah, Alan, the
love of my life and I just got out of
court to finalize the divorce and it's been an incredibly
(02:16:44):
hardier but you guys are keeping me going.
Speaker 10 (02:16:49):
How about that? Can you imagine? And I cannot thank
you enough. Could you hit the post on China and
you crazy dime?
Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
No? I mean that's got such a long long of
beginning on it I has such a.
Speaker 10 (02:17:08):
Hard year, such a hard year, and it takes a
minute to get going. I mean, I love the song,
but I like when it starts to kick in right, Oh,
those first strains. Now, this is parts one through five.
(02:17:31):
He wanted six through nine. I'm partial to one through five.
But when my son and I went to see Britt
Floyd this past summer, because my son is a massive
Pink Floyd fan, and obviously that's closer you're gonna get
all these Pink Floyd tribute bands, and it was and
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Wish you were here is a top tier.
Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
F record.
Speaker 10 (02:17:57):
Don't sleep on it, literally, don't sleep well, congratulations. I mean,
I know it's been a hard year, and it sounds
like the divorce is terrible. It sounds like if only
one person wants it. But listen, you gotta move on.
Speaker 7 (02:18:15):
I'm a.
Speaker 10 (02:18:17):
I'm not a child of divorce. I'm a parent of divorce.
And you know you're a producer of it. If I'm
a producer of divorce. Yes, you and I are both
parents of divorce. Yeah, and even in the best of situations,
it's it's very, very hard, So we.
Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
We can sympathize.
Speaker 7 (02:18:40):
Allen.
Speaker 10 (02:18:40):
I guess that mom. Best case scenario, they found a
condom in her son's pocket. That's better than getting a
note from the teacher saying that the kid was vomiting
condoms up. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Yeah, that is your
You are right. I would not have thought of that,
but you are absolutely correct if you have to get
a note. God, I think about the notes my parents
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got about me and how that just began.
Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Years of trouble for me, years of trouble the notes
for my parents.
Speaker 10 (02:19:18):
I mean I would I would go home terrified every
day that one of my teachers had contacted my parents
just clenched on the way home that I was going
to get home and that's when everything was gonna I
was going to get spanked something. I break out in
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a sweat just thinking about it.
Speaker 13 (02:19:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:19:43):
So great being an adult, a product of being the
oldest where they're like, okay, we've got to be the
hardest on him because it's all you know by the time,
Like I was getting in trouble at school, but there
are four other kids, and so they're like, oh, I
got a deal, Bill and all these other kids.
Speaker 10 (02:19:58):
I guess, but like my my middle brothers fifteen months
younger than me were Irish twins, you know what I mean.
So my other brothers they really started to like go
crazy in high school. I wasn't doing that because it
had been beaten out of me. I got going early.
Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
They were probably get away with more because you were.
Speaker 10 (02:20:17):
They're going harder on you. I guess they went hard boy,
I guess. So whatever their reasoning was, made me the
man I am today, and it has made my therapists very,
very wealthy.
Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
He thought.
Speaker 10 (02:20:34):
Bob Costas is saying goodbye to covering baseball play by play.
Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 10 (02:20:41):
Big news, big big news, Bobby Costas, who was a
pro man. This guy's a goer. This is the guy
who covered the Olympics with pink eye.
Speaker 7 (02:20:50):
Remember that.
Speaker 10 (02:20:52):
I don't even I mean, I can't believe that they
put the guy out. I understand not wanting to bail
out for yourself. I understand your own over there. You've
made a commitment to do the broadcasts. But just esthetically,
it's hard to believe that NBC was like, yeah, yeah,
throw this guy with the goopy I on television.
Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
But they did, and he did.
Speaker 10 (02:21:15):
But Bob Costas, for forty two years has been doing
baseball play by play. Last couple of seasons he was
on TBS MLB Network. The last games he did were
the Alds Games Yankees Royals, and he is a legend.
His contract with TBS expired, but he's he's had this
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in the works for a while and I don't think
he said anything about it, but the words out there.
And but by his own admission, Bob Costa has loved
baseball above all else. So back in the day on NBC,
he had a late night show for a while. It
was called Later with Bob Costas. It was like a
little two chair interview show. I don't remember if it
(02:22:04):
was after Letterman back in the day, but he was good.
He was good at that too. That was a fun watch.
And of course he's got the slap slap slapping sounds
part of his coverage of the Jerry Sandusky situation. This
wedding we were at last weekend in Jersey. The bride
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went to Penn State. So the ceremony was outside, very nice.
Weather was like mid sixties and it was outside at
this event and it's like on gravel, not on grass
or anything like that, just kind of in the back
of this big old venue called the Parker House in
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secret right in the water, and all of her friends.
She's from Jersey, but all of her Penn State friends
were there too, and one of her friends officiating the wedding.
So there was a lot of inside stuff because I'd
never met the woman before.
Speaker 7 (02:23:05):
I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (02:23:05):
We were there for the groom. He's our friend. We
know the bride obviously, but we don't know all of
her friends. So there's a lot of inside Penn State stuff,
and they did. I guess their chance is we are
Penn State. And so she kept doing this intermittently throughout
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officiating the ceremony, and I'm looking at Gwen, like.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Isn't that the Jerry Sandusky School?
Speaker 10 (02:23:33):
Like, I know that was a minute ago, but isn't
Penn State forever tarnished in that way?
Speaker 14 (02:23:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:23:43):
I think people are, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (02:23:44):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (02:23:46):
But I think you know the other people they are like, yeah,
we still love the school, and people move on. People forget,
they don't. I mean, these people would have been there
while that was going on. Now, yeah, you gotta move on.
I'm just you know, they're like, hey, do it one time, fine,
you keep doing it. You're just you're reminding me about
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Jerry Sandusky. You're reminding me about Joe Paterno turning a
blind eyes slap slap slapping sounds.
Speaker 10 (02:24:16):
And I mean that literally, two blind eyes. A guy
coke bottles, so Bob Costas is bowing. You see the
dude get his hand blown off in La. Dude lighting fireworks. Boy,
when the Dodgers win the World Series, it's like the
freakin' La Riots. It's like when the Bulls won their
(02:24:40):
three peat. Buses on fire. I'm trying to get home.
I'm in a cab. I normally took the bus. I'm like,
I'm gonna pay for a cab just to get through
all this nonsense. I'll show you the video here. It's
pretty gross. This guy is downtown La. He's going to
light a fire work and it blows his hand up.
(02:25:03):
Show it to you here because you'll see it blows
his hand up and there's other people there. We go,
sensitive content.
Speaker 7 (02:25:17):
Okay, f y, I.
Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
Let's make this bigger.
Speaker 7 (02:25:26):
There we go.
Speaker 10 (02:25:27):
Okay, this guy's hunched over. He's at an intersection here.
He is going to I don't know what he's going
to do. I don't know if the firework went off
before he planned on it a glove model. Nope, and
he blows what I believe is his left hand. So
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look at his hand, no fingers.
Speaker 15 (02:25:58):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 7 (02:26:01):
Now I like that.
Speaker 10 (02:26:02):
These guys see this and the reaction is, oh my goodness.
Usually these are just people, you know, freaking the f out.
Oh my goodness, this guy. I'll play the rest of
it here. The doctors said that he has not life
(02:26:23):
threatening injuries, but debilitating. He's obviously not going to use
that hand again because he doesn't have any fingers on
it anymore. So that's how they're that's how they're wilding
out there in LA when the Dodgers win. Imagine being
so excited about your baseball team.
Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
I mean, the guy was probably hammer too. He's wearing
a Clayton Kershaw jersey. You've blown all your fingers off,
like celebrating your baseball team.
Speaker 10 (02:26:52):
What's the point of winning a ring? So this guy's
pitching career is over?
Speaker 8 (02:27:00):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (02:27:00):
Two thirty in the morning today, two thirty this morning
is when this happened. So this is well after. This
isn't the night that they know. This is after the parade,
well into the night. Yep, And then oh.
Speaker 10 (02:27:16):
Yeah, because the parade was I thought the prey was
today or was it last night?
Speaker 8 (02:27:20):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (02:27:21):
I thought the prayer is yesterday or is it today?
I don't know either way yesterday? Yeah, the game was Wednesday, right,
so okay, then I'm wrong here two thirty am Thursday.
Oh right, all right, so the game okay?
Speaker 7 (02:27:39):
Either way?
Speaker 10 (02:27:40):
You don't need no fingers, Yeah, no fingers. Twenty five
year old guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27:45):
I don't think he's got a girlfriend that he's gonna
probably be disappointment or anything like that. I don't think
that was a problem.
Speaker 10 (02:27:50):
But still, he said he suffered from bilateral hand wounds
bye bye bye bi lateral tourniquets on both of his
arms before they transported him to a nearby hospital. So
both hands, the one is ft up, but the right
hand got some trouble too. Debilitating but not life threatening injuries. Yeah,
(02:28:14):
I mean he was hunched over. It could have been worse, probably.
Speaker 2 (02:28:20):
But still, man, oh that was I didn't see it
too good, and I don't want to see it more.
Speaker 7 (02:28:27):
Than what I saw. He got the stomach for that
stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
Bleeding all over the place. Well, there you go, it's
real life. Baby be careful with your.
Speaker 10 (02:28:39):
So did he lose the whole finger?
Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
Yeah, and the one right next to it.
Speaker 10 (02:28:49):
Yeah, he lost all of them, right, Not true? Allen
Jim Abbott had a stellar Major League baseball pitching career
and he only had a thumb on one hand. That
is true, got you there, And that's the hand he
pitched with.
Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
No, that's the so he would pitch, he'd hold the
glove like under his arm and then he'd or like
he'd have it on the the stump, yeah, stump whatever.
So yeah, and then he he would pitch and then
he'd move the glove over to his one good hand
and he did that for years. Wow, had a very
(02:29:27):
very impressive career. Well, good friend.
Speaker 10 (02:29:29):
Yeah, but he's not he wasn't pitching with the stump. No,
being born without a right hand.
Speaker 7 (02:29:36):
Yeah, so he was a lefty.
Speaker 10 (02:29:39):
He threw a no hitter against the Indians in ninety
three when he played for the Yankees.
Speaker 7 (02:29:44):
Wow, it was incredible. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29:46):
I remember he was on an episode of Boy Meets
World and I think he talked about that no hitter
and he was trying to give Corey Matthews a little
good advice. You know.
Speaker 7 (02:29:57):
She was like don't.
Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Don't you know, let people tell me that I couldn't
do something.
Speaker 7 (02:30:02):
I would never pitch that note hitter, wow kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
We had him on the White Sox twice. I do
have a long career.
Speaker 10 (02:30:10):
Yeah, I don't remember him on the White Sox Angels
Yankee Angels twice, Yankees and Brewers retired in ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Hung up his stump, hung up his club, still kind
of stall.
Speaker 10 (02:30:24):
Oh he's still got it. Yeah, but good for him.
His autobiography imperfect and improbable life. Yeah right, that's like,
why haven't they made a movie that guy?
Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
They got this, they can cast this, got.
Speaker 7 (02:30:39):
To act ism.
Speaker 10 (02:30:40):
Yeah, he's got himself a whole new career.
Speaker 3 (02:30:43):
Now, Cleveland call the Alan Cox show girls.
Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
This is your opportunity right here, a nice boy, let
me tell you that.
Speaker 12 (02:30:56):
Two seven eight one double o seven three for a
one double seven.
Speaker 10 (02:31:18):
We got the Bill Squire Friday, get down on the way,
it's a Friday. It's been since September we figured this
out last segment. It's been since September that he has
done a live get down, well done one at all. Yeah,
Fridays in October, we're really all over the place, and
(02:31:38):
so it has been since September something.
Speaker 2 (02:31:41):
Uh, September the twenty seventh. We were we here that
day was yep, okay.
Speaker 10 (02:31:47):
September the twenty seventh was the last Friday get down.
My goodness. Oh now it's not like that guy after
the dude got his hand blown. Oh my god, goodness,
are you okay? So we'll do that and then Calves
Basketball Tonight six thirty is pregame seven o'clock tip off
(02:32:09):
right around the corner here at the Romo Fiho against
the Orlando Magic. And then they'll go to Milwaukee tomorrow night,
and then Milwaukee will come here on Monday, Sunday night off.
Calves are sitting at five and oh they're out there
killing it.
Speaker 7 (02:32:27):
Good for them.
Speaker 10 (02:32:29):
I know you mentioned midweek that your girlfriend didn't want
you getting too skinny because then you'd break up with
her and start going out with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 7 (02:32:41):
Correct.
Speaker 10 (02:32:41):
As unlikely as that might seem to the average listener,
anything can happen, you know. I thought Chanting Tatum and
Zoe Kravitz were going to be buried together after they
got married and they split up.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
They just left her, They just grew apart.
Speaker 10 (02:33:00):
I think that Zoe Kravitz is lovely, she's very pretty,
and his ex wife is getting remarried.
Speaker 2 (02:33:08):
But who's Channings.
Speaker 10 (02:33:11):
Yeah, he was married to that Jenna Dewan for a
long time. She was Jenna Dewan Tatum, and she's getting remarried,
and apparently her fiance, who I think is an agent
or something, he posted something that people thought was him
laughing at Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz breaking up. So
(02:33:31):
this guy had to put out a statement. Was like, no, no, no,
it was completely unrelated to that. I don't want people
thinking them being a dick, because who cares. He's got,
you know, got the ex wife. Anyway, I digress Kim
Kardashian for Halloween. Do you see her costume? Kim Kardashian's no, yeah,
I saw how he klom dressed up as Wendy Williams.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
And her husband, right, didn't they both dress up? Well,
she did, like when he was dressed up with Et
was dressed up like the lady. But it was very Yeah,
well here's Kim Kardashian. She got gussied up as n
albino lizard person or something.
Speaker 10 (02:34:14):
I mean, listen, Bill, that's the Democrats true form.
Speaker 3 (02:34:19):
That's what it is.
Speaker 10 (02:34:22):
Little code. Now you can see I think I'm sure
she just had the body work done. They inserted the tail.
You know, that's all graphic design or whatever for the photos.
But damn it's okay. I don't not the top look,
but okay, I mean, are scaly boobs in this year?
Speaker 2 (02:34:45):
You still get to see the boobs pretty good.
Speaker 10 (02:34:47):
So she got the lizard contact lenses in.
Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
There's like a very v vibe.
Speaker 8 (02:34:55):
What was that?
Speaker 10 (02:34:56):
It was a It was just called V right, it
was just called VA. The lizard people came down, they
started eating hamsters. Boy, you want to talk about something
that does not hold up the eighties v They rebooted
it some years ago with Marina Bacaren who was Super
Foxy too. But that nineteen eighties that's the first time
I ever saw Robert England. He would go on to
(02:35:17):
play Freddy Krueger, but Robert England played a character in
the mini series in the eighties. He was an alien
who became friends with the humans rather than fighting them.
Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
Right, but the main.
Speaker 10 (02:35:33):
Lizard woman or whatever be revealed that these aliens were
their true form or lizards. And when I was a kid,
I was transfixed by this show. I was probably when
was V nineteen eighty five October twenty sixth, nineteen eighty four.
What was the other show that was Alienation? Was that
(02:35:53):
a few years later?
Speaker 5 (02:35:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (02:35:55):
That was Jimmy Kahn and Mady Patinkin.
Speaker 2 (02:35:57):
Yeah, but I like that.
Speaker 10 (02:35:58):
I thought that was like a good There was Enemy
Mine with Dennis Quaid and yeah, but Alienation is when
aliens are here and one of them is a cop.
But V, the main girl there was the first time
they show you what's really going on, I think is
when she deep throat to a gerbil. Right, they show,
(02:36:19):
Oh my god, these lizard people are eating gerbils. And
when I was a kid, I was like, oh, this
is awesome. But if you go back and watch it
now bad. Oh god, the effects they show her.
Speaker 2 (02:36:35):
But like TV did not have the production back Like now,
you do a TV show and they have very very
good production depending on who's making it. But back then,
even with a mini series that's for network television, they're
just like, that'd be good enough.
Speaker 10 (02:36:56):
By the time they got to the girl who got
impregnated with the alien baby, I mean even at thirteen,
I was like, it'd be funny if they named it
Elizabeth Liz. Yeah, yeah, they named it Elizabeth and so anyway,
but the scene where the girl is swallowing the gerbil,
(02:37:18):
they show her head back, opening her you know, mouth
or whatever, and then they cut to what is very
clearly like a practical effects bust of like ahead where
her putting the thing in. It's going down the throat.
Speaker 2 (02:37:35):
And I don't remember it being that bad when I
was a kid, but if you go back and watch,
it was like, oh, because when you're kid, you just
buy into everything.
Speaker 10 (02:37:45):
I guess I was thirteen and I was already coming
up on a steady diet of like splatter films and
sci fi and horror.
Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
So but you're so wrapped up in the story, I
feel like you look past that. And also you hadn't
seen spiders, so you're seeing more ridiculous stuff. It's not
like that's super realistic either. In those days, yeah, eighty five,
everything was still pretty rudimentary.
Speaker 7 (02:38:10):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (02:38:11):
And one of the other alien one of the other
main aliens was Richard Hurd, who was the guy that
played mister Wilhelm and Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (02:38:22):
He was one of the uh is George's boss and
he would he was one of the main alien dudes.
Speaker 10 (02:38:32):
But yeah, man, when they started sucking down I don't
see if I can find that scene when they start
sucking down the uh the Hamsters.
Speaker 2 (02:38:40):
Oh it was great, but I was, Yeah, I was
a big fan of that show.
Speaker 10 (02:38:47):
I don't even remember. That's one of those shows that
feels like it was on for a long long time,
but it was probably only on for a couple of seasons.
Speaker 2 (02:38:53):
Well it was because it was a limited series. I
think it only did two seasons, is that what it was.
I remember people talking about it and then they would
replay it on like Saturdays and stuff because I because
I didn't watch it first run, but I remember seeing episodes.
I think we get played on the Sci Fi Channel
a lot in the nineties. Yeah, yeah, okay, you want
(02:39:14):
to watch this?
Speaker 7 (02:39:15):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 10 (02:39:15):
Diana is the alien who eats the guinea pig. Right,
so there's the human actress, there's the woman. Jane Badler
is the woman, and then they cut to the dummy.
Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
And then they cut back to her and you know,
she's got a prosthetic.
Speaker 10 (02:39:36):
Lump and Mark Singer is watching her, watching her from
the vent and he's like, oh my God, I can't
believe she's just eating entire and then she's of course
licking her lips so excited to have had a gerbil
or a hamster or a vore. I don't know what
that exact animal was. But and then when you know,
(02:39:58):
they peel their skin off to reveal the lizard underneath.
And it wasn't like thin skin, it was like really thick,
rubbery whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:40:05):
It was fine for being a kid. It was a
good time.
Speaker 10 (02:40:12):
But Kim Kardashian was an albino alligator woman or something for.
Speaker 2 (02:40:20):
Halloween.
Speaker 10 (02:40:22):
We were talking about Willie Nelson earlier. I'm forgetting what capacity.
Oh the guy called who has gotten high with Willie
Nelson a couple of times, and he's the last surviving
highwayman and he's ninety one and he's not really smoking anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:40:35):
He's mostly eating edibles or whatever he is has dropped
or is getting ready to drop.
Speaker 10 (02:40:43):
Oh. It came out today, Last Leaf on the Tree.
It is his second studio album this year, and his
seventy sixth solo record.
Speaker 2 (02:40:53):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (02:40:54):
He's made one hundred and fifty three albums overall, seventy
six albums in ninety one years. Produced by his son.
There's a couple of originals. There's some covers. He does
a Flaming Lips and Beck song, Nice Songs or other,
which which Flaming li he does do You Realize? Which
(02:41:17):
is all the great song? I would love to hear that,
and lost caused by Beck? Okay, yeah, so Willie Nelson,
who listen. I don't know how much longer the guy
will live, but that's a guy who when he does go,
people are going to be really bummed out.
Speaker 2 (02:41:34):
Last Leaf on the tree, let Me find you that
Flaming Lips song.
Speaker 7 (02:41:40):
This is one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 2 (02:41:53):
Do you Really Lie?
Speaker 1 (02:42:00):
Did You have the Most?
Speaker 10 (02:42:19):
So he's not doing too much with it, but I
mean Willie's voice still sounds good. Yeah, it's Willie Nelson.
So it's thirteen songs. That new Willie Nelson album dropped today,
the seventy sixth solo record. So he's doing press for that.
And they talk about him getting older, and he said
Chris Christofferson was the best songwriter he knew.
Speaker 2 (02:42:43):
He died last month. He was eighty eight.
Speaker 10 (02:42:46):
And you know, Willie's got like pot cookbooks and stuff.
But he said he's not really worried about dying. He said,
I don't have any pains anywhere. For the pot helps.
But he says he takes pretty good care of himself.
He's in a pretty good shape physically, he said. Mentally
it's another story. But that's Willie Nelson. What are you
(02:43:09):
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:43:12):
Hey, it's Brandon here from Chill'coffee. Back from Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:43:16):
After two weeks, turn your station on.
Speaker 2 (02:43:19):
You still suck?
Speaker 7 (02:43:21):
I mean, I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:43:24):
Oh now, hey listen, man, it's not for everybody. And
you know what else, still listening. You can't expect.
Speaker 10 (02:43:33):
Me to stop sucking in just two weeks. You went
to Iceland for two weeks. I'm gonna need more time
than that. That's putting a lot of pressure on me. Okay,
I've sucked for a long time. You can't give me
fourteen days and then come back and go, oh still sucks.
(02:43:54):
Yeah a NADOI uh so, man, but how was Iceland?
Don't put that kind of pressure.
Speaker 7 (02:44:02):
Yeah, give me us about Iceland. Give me a.
Speaker 2 (02:44:04):
Scoope every year. I'm like, oh, may we have a
good time talking about how Iceland is, rather than you
just saying, oh, you still suck.
Speaker 10 (02:44:11):
I yeah, I already know that I don't know anything
about Iceland. Every year I'm like, I'm gonna get one
of them glass globes in Raykovic and watching Northern lights.
Of course we get them here now.
Speaker 2 (02:44:24):
I'm glad I.
Speaker 10 (02:44:24):
Didn't spend money years ago going over there to since
we get the Northern lights here now. But yeah, Iceland
sounds fun. I wonder if you there's a tour that
will take you by Bjerk's childhood home in Raykovic, that
would be fun. This is where she uh dressed like
(02:44:46):
a swan or some nouns show. Yeah, but what she
was wearing her pajamas, Oh man, I picture byorick walking
around and all that kind of stuff. Like she woke
up in that and she's like, hey, I have they
got into words here and then she just put the
thing around her neck and walked off. Over here, you
(02:45:08):
might go to Walmart in SpongeBob pajama pants. Over in
rake Evicto, She's like, I get this, swearing drews whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:45:17):
She sounds like.
Speaker 10 (02:45:20):
The very tip there, uh, the the southwestern tip of
Iceland is blue Lagoon. Yeah, so give me hip to
give me the hotspots there in Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:45:33):
No pun intended.
Speaker 10 (02:45:34):
That's the interesting stuff. Don't put all that other pressure
on me. Man, don't put your trip on me.
Speaker 2 (02:45:40):
Brow. So you want to start the weekend, me.
Speaker 10 (02:46:00):
Boy mill Squire, Friday, get down is how we begin
the weekend around these parts. We didn't get to do
one all October.
Speaker 2 (02:46:07):
Take it away, William, it's Brad.
Speaker 15 (02:46:15):
I got to get down Friday, get johns ound, I
got pay. I'm working family by me, so right that
down and is one.
Speaker 3 (02:46:23):
In the world, says I.
Speaker 19 (02:46:25):
Don't blow your finger is off finger fer.
Speaker 15 (02:46:29):
Fingers rusty, Yeah, we'll rusty here.
Speaker 7 (02:46:40):
I started the semi glue tad today. So like we're
a little noxious.
Speaker 2 (02:46:44):
Oh really so yeah, I've been holding it down for
the most part.
Speaker 3 (02:46:48):
But yeah, so like just not too bad.
Speaker 2 (02:46:51):
But like as soon as I started screaming, I was like,
oh I feel that. Oh wow, okay, I didn't realize that.
I try to not bring it all to the like
I said, I was fine until I started yelling.
Speaker 7 (02:47:04):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:47:07):
Microphone vomit all over the place.
Speaker 6 (02:47:11):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 5 (02:47:17):
Get at it.
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Funny Things that you think.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Is funny aren't funny?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Dony coxball time, do me?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Cockshow kicks, ash Man, we'll go, welcome you me? What
you go?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, I can see a lot of cocks on TV.
Allen Cox from the Allen COXO.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
I don't know what's about you, but I can stand.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Thank you cool.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
It would be a great. So let's take coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You get that, you'll get eight with a efty group.
Speaker 7 (00:32):
Okay, what t three?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, Tom damn put you one time?
Speaker 8 (00:39):
Take it?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Allen Cox.
Speaker 7 (00:43):
Here we go, He'll add, he'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.
Double U m m as.
Speaker 9 (01:15):
There we go.
Speaker 10 (01:16):
All right, I'm sure all the relevant bisons are pushed.
My name's Allan Cox.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (01:22):
Thanks, good afternoon, guys, Welcome, welcome, Say hi to Bill Squire.
He's right over there, Hey, hood. Mary Santorre is out.
Comedian Joe Briggs will join us a little.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Bit later on.
Speaker 10 (01:33):
He's taping something tonight in hilarities.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He's filming a comedy special. Hilarities in the cabaret Frolic Cabaret.
That's the side room there. Yeah, is it going to
be called I'm also getting famous? Uh No, No, I
believe it's gonna be called old Old freight train. His nickname.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
That's his nickname.
Speaker 10 (01:56):
His nickname is old freight train, Old freight train, or
just maybe it's just great train.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
But I think I add the old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But he originally still a young man. Yeah, well freight
trains from his soccer days. Okay, you got that nickname
playing soccer. I guess he was like a freight train
through everyone, all right, But he originally wanted to title
it Joe Briggs has a Gun because he has a
bit about that. But like it's but then he's like,
(02:23):
yeah that might get uh, you know, on the streamers
and stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
They're like, I don't know what.
Speaker 11 (02:29):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
There's I don't know, streaming services have songs and album
titles across the spectrum of bad taste.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I don't even know if that rises to the
level of bad taste. I mean, it's just the name
of an album. Maybe he'll change, Maybe we can talk
him into it. We should.
Speaker 10 (02:43):
Joe Briggs has a gun because the cover doesn't have
to be him with any kind of fire l right.
It can be him in like a seer soccer suit
like he's an old timey lawyer.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He does have that good look for an old timey
yeah suit like that. He's got a very uh I
would say, late seventies look, mm hmm. He's cultivated it well.
And he's also in Bill Squire's Chris m Maquonzica too.
I don't want to bury that lead. Yeah, I'll have
tickets for you for that later on. It's so funny.
Speaker 10 (03:13):
If you want to join us today, please do telephonically
two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or eight hundred and three four eight one double oh seven.
You can send me a text three five one nine two.
It was brought to my attention. And I don't know
how long it's been like this, probably a while, so
that the when you call the after hours line, it's
(03:35):
no longer the original greeting that I recorded. It's not
me anymore. Once we kind of changed the way that
I was getting those calls after we moved from Oak Tree,
I guess it just reverted to whatever the default outgoing
messages where it's like a robot that tells you to
leave a message. So it was I guess it was
throwing some people off. But if you called the after
(03:56):
hours line to leave voicemails, that's still this show's after hour.
It's it's I'm going to try to find a way
to get my voice back on there so it doesn't
confuse people. But whatever, whatever, Halloween last night was everybody.
Anything happened Halloween wise? You had a very good time. Yeah,
getting kids in your building?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, No, we didn't do that. But there were a
lot of kids trigger treating in the neighborhood adjacent to me,
because they're like right over the one seventeenth line that's
Cleveland and it's all those mansions over there, so there's
a ton of kids over there trick or treating, and
you know, driving to that neighborhood specifically to trick or treat,
which they seemed to be okay with. I was on
(04:37):
their lawn chairs and yeah, enjoying it.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
I was reading gwynan Ora were already out when I
got home, so I said, we'll tell me where to
meet you and I'll meet out there whatever, And so
I met them. A couple of streets over, but I
was really as nice as it was. They said it
was the warmest Halloween in fifty years in Cleveland. It's
like seventy two degrees last night. And I was really
surprised at how few kids I saw out where we live,
(05:04):
very very few. I mean there'd be a couple of
clusters here and there, but you know, towards the end
of the allotted time, whatever that is, I think eight
o'clock is when trick or treating was supposed to end.
As you got closer and closer to that, people just
want to get rid of their candy. Like I left
our ball out overnight and by the time I got up,
(05:25):
it was like half full. I mean it was barely
you know anything. And my daughter's strategy, she's pretty sharp.
Her strategy is because I thought it was going to
be her and a bunch of her friends, and like
other moms, when I met up with them, it was
just Gwen and Nora. And my daughter's strategy is, look,
if I go trick or treating with a bunch of
my friends, and you know, you go up to the door,
(05:46):
they drop a little piece of candy in everybody's bag,
Whereas if it's just me.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
They might get two or three.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They tell me to do what I want, and that's
exactly what happened. That is very very smart. Yeah, so
she's like, I'm sacrificing friendship and social interaction for more candy.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Well no, because she's like, we already had a Halloween
party at school. Yeah, everybody's in their costume. She's like,
I hung out, I saw my friends all day at school.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
I want to go.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Yes, I want to go trick or treating alone. And
she did, and because I know, and because there's a
cull the sack back behind our street, and so we
kind of went back there and again really really not
that many people walking around, and by that time of
the night, these people just want to unload their candy.
So literally she'd walk up and they'd be like, take
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whatever you want. She's fistfuls of, you know, nice and
full sized candy bars or whether they're no longer like
the four leaf clover of Halloween when we were kids,
if somebody was handing out full sized candy bars.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I think maybe one there was, as there's definitely Halloweens
where I got no full sized candy bars, and there's
I think maybe one or two halloweens were actually got
like a full sized candy bar.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
But you would go home and dump out your bag
and maybe there were be one or two. Maybe there
was the cool lady up the street that was handing
you the big brick Snickers right right now.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Usually you wouldn't even be a Snickers. It'd be like
a regular Hurshey bar.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Yeah, a lot of Hershey Bars still going out. One
old lady did have popcorn balls, not her potatoes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Potatoes. No, I saw the somebody was meming the potatoes,
but I didn't. I wasn't sure what the joke was. Well,
I guess someone just one year put a bunch of
potatoes in with the candy and kids kept choosing potato,
and so they kept doing it, and then it kind
of spread from there and other people do it now
where they just put a few potatoes in and wait
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to see if kids choose potato.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
I mean, it's funny, I guess. I guess you got
to know the composition of your street. Last thing I
want to do is give Hooligan's ammunition, right, But yeah,
so she ended up with, you know, we always take
the bag home and then we weigh it, and I said, well,
you're not going to outdo last year. Houses of the
lights off. Last year she had four. We get out
the luggage scale and weigh her bag at the end
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of the night. Last year was four pounds, and just
by sight, I go, it doesn't look like that much.
This year looks like it's less. She goes, I bet
it's more. I said, well, let's check. Six pounds, six
pounds of cant that's significantly more, significantly more. And our
neighbors across the street, directly across from us, a couple
of dudes are out there. They got lights. They're older guys,
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but they really do it up. They got lights and everything.
He's out there with a card table. He's playing music
and there's candy for the kids, booze for the adults.
So when we walk over there, that's like our last
stop before we go home. He always has a giant
handle of something. He's got some kind of white lightning
that he's written a black sharpion, and this year it
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was like a giant handle of Polish lemon vodka.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And he goes, let's do shots. I said, okay, do it.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
I like felt it running through my body is so
a couple of shots in I was shumbled back across
the street to my house.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I wish that had been more with think when my
kids were young enough to trick or treat, that would
have been fun.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
Well, when Gwen tells you when she grew up tri
or treating in Michigan, she's like, all of the parents,
we're we're doing that. So she's like, by the time
we got back home, my dad was hammered, because you know,
so that's probably the way to do it. But yeah,
my neighborhood was very, very light on kids. I saw
a couple of clusters. There were like a bunch of
parents with like little kids, little kids who are walking
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them around. But literally, by the time we got to
the end of the alloted time with trick or treat,
these people were like dumping their bulls in my daughter's bags.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So they're like, oh, do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
We did get We have neighbors who are very very
nice people, but they have a bunch of Trump signs
in their yard and I was surprised they were even
doing Halloween at all because they hate handouts. They don't
want anything to do with it. But the very nice
show are rarely consistent, so I guess, but they couldn't
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have been nicer. What I like is over there in Dublin.
You know, I've been to Dublin a couple of times.
It's my homeland. I love that city. I'd like to
go back. It's not that bad. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Just Ireland bills Dublin, Ireland and that we used to
play lacrosse against them, not Dublin, Ohio.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Somebody sent an AI generated advertisement for a downtown parade
and hundreds of people showed up before people realized that
it was all fake and it wasn't going to be
a Halloween parade. An AI generated advertisement that originated in
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Pakistan said that it was going to be the return
of what used to be a traditional Dublin Halloween parade.
They kind of ended it over COVID and this invitation
goes out and says, hey, we're bringing it back this year,
and they said hundreds of people showed up along the
parade route and it was about an hour later when
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they had to put the word out. We never planned this.
This is not anything that we're putting together. This was
all fake. And you know, and listen, when if you've
ever been over to Dublin. You know that when people
have been drinking all day long, and you know, and
then they collect and you ask them to disperse. Yeah,
it goes off without a hitge I'm not even joking.
(11:30):
It's not like over here we people start punching each other.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Over there.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
The cops are like, all right, go home, and they go,
all right, they disperse. You know, there's no gunfire anything
like that. But they did get the wool pulled over
their eyes unwittingly. With this Halloween parade more of a
trick than a treat, if you will. We focus so
much in the candy, you got to give it up
for the tricks.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So being called an audio eight crime by Ohio Quilter.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
Magazine wasn't out our proudest moments.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
I did like the Halloween memes though. They're all kind
of variations on a theme where it's like a bull
of guns one per kid or cors light or so
I don't know something right, the books of matches, the
Fu the fu. Yeah, one spoonful per kid, please on
slurp even better, Calves play tonight. They are still at
(12:38):
home for they hit the road. Uh, they're gonna play
the Orlando Magic. They are three and two. Your calves
remain undefeated, so they're going for win number six.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Tonight.
Speaker 10 (12:47):
Seven o'clock is your tip off at the Romo Fijo.
We'll roll around six thirty. That'll get your pregame coverage going.
I could not conjure the name Darius Garland into my
head because as everybody was talking about well, I heard
stansbury're talking a lot about after who this was yesterday
after the Cavs beat the Lakers, about how Donovan Mitchell
(13:10):
was really vibing with DG.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, oh, it looks like DG and Donna, And I
was like, the hell is DG?
Speaker 10 (13:18):
And I didn't take the point five seconds it would
take to Google it and refresh my memory, but I
could not think of the name of Darius Garland. And
so on the slim chance that he's listening to this program, uh,
may I call BA, But there it is Darius Garland
and Evan Mobley and Jared Allen, he.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Of the Magnificent fro and all the Calves.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
And as it's the first day of November, that means
if you're going to be doing any shopping at Slee
Clothing Company, you're going to want to switch that promo
code over to Muni, M you and I for twenty
percent off. There is a rumor afoot that the Chicago
Bear will be getting Wyat Teller from the Cleveland Browns.
(14:06):
This is a heavily sought after dude. This is a
guy who makes a lot of money and they might
send him to go play with Caleb Williams. You know
that's the big rookie QB we've got in Chicago, Caleb Williams.
This is a guy that everybody is expecting big, big
things from. Of course every quarterback.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's it's really pick yes, yeah, but he was also
really people are looking at him like a generational talent,
like an Andrew Luck type of player, and so far
he's just been kind.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Of kind of It's kind of what they said about
Justin Fields. He was going to be the guy that
was going to breathe new life into the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
And but Justin Fields wasn't number one overall with a
lot of hype. He came with a lot of hype,
but it was also his His hype was if he can,
if he can reach his ceiling. Caleb Williams is expected
to be the guy he's.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Like fully formed a yeah, justin fields of course, from
the Ohio State University, and now he's back up in Pittsburgh.
But you know, the Browns and my Bears very similar
in a lot of ways in that we're always They're
always grabbing the guy who they think is going to
turn the whole thing around, and Bears are doing it
(15:25):
right now. Browns are doing their thing. But who they
played this weekend? I know what she just did at
her picks? The Browns are playing Chargers, the Chargers. Did
she get her pick last night?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Correct?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
She did not?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The Jets end up winning.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I thought that every day, like, all right, we
should start off with a good you know, a good
start to the week, and then the Jets pull off
the win because Houston's good, Houston's very good.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They didn't look good last night, all right.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
I was readed about a college game that they said
would be the equivalent of you know this and eight
college football team beat the number three team. They were like,
it'd be like if Kent State beat the Georgia Bulldogs
in Georgia, Southern Nazarene University beat UA Cheetah Baptists.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
The Division Two.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
I don't know either of those teams, but yeah, these
are but an O and eight team beat a team
that was much much better than them. Southern Nazarene. Yeah,
it's a school. It's a private school in Bethany, Oklahoma,
sixteen hundred students. Their football program started in two thousand, so,
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you know, congratulations to them. And people were posting on
the subject of the Chicago Bears. People were posting twenty
five years ago today is when Walter Payton died. I remember,
I am My brother still has that copy of the
Chicago Tribune that announced that Walter Payton had died. He
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was a young man who's forty five years old. He
had liver cancer and he had been waiting for a transplant.
There was all this hope and you know, wishes obviously
from the fans and from him that it was going
to work out, but things just got too bad. But yeah,
Walter Payton forty five years old, twenty five years ago today,
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and a lot of people have that same exact liver
disease that he had. They've lived longer than that. But
it's nasty, nasty stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Allan.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
Speaking of tricks for Halloween, I wanted to go out
last night and switch all of the Trump signs to
Harris signs in people's yards. But my wife said I'd
probably get shot. I mean, that's probably a coin flip
if you do that. I don't like people messing with
the signs. That is a right wing thing. That's not
a Democrat thing. We don't pull people's signs.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You know.
Speaker 10 (18:05):
They find all these people with Harris signs in their trunk.
There was a story on it was in Saint Louis
or somewhere about this woman who put an Apple air
tag on the back of her Harris Waltz yard sign
and it got stolen.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There've been a rash of you know.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
So she follows it to the guy's car and confronts
him and films it and sends it to the news.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And this guy is like.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Sheepish will and she opens up his trunk and there's
dozens of them. That's not really a thing that the
Kamala Harris supporters do. They're not going and grabbing. That's
like a Trump thing. That all these stories about guys
that are terrified, I guess to see a Kamala Harris
sign and so they steal them or they leave notes
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on them, and I don't understand it. But I don't
like anybody messing with anybody's yard signs, like leave the
signs alone.
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I have a friend that lives in Utah. So he
is a Harris Wallt supporter, and as you can guess, uh,
that's not looked upon favorably out in Utah. Yeah, And
so his was his way of dealing with it because
people kept stealing his signs, was he just covered the
back of them in petroleum jelly that too, Yeah, put
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their hands on it and then just gross.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
They had some guy we talked about a while ago,
there was some Trump guy who had booby trapped his sign. Yeah,
but maybe people were stealing his signs out work.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean there's there's there's been people. I mean it's
not like you know, it's not a monolith. There are
people that are stealing Trump signs. I don't know why,
the like, I don't. I don't get it either, Like
it's it's their yard. I don't think the signs are
changing anyone.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Like we listen, we're you know, progressive. We've been dealing
with your dumb ass signs and your flags and your
Ara vans for like almost a decade. Okay, fine, but
you mega snowflakes. Boy, you see a Harris sign for
remember the last three months, the last three months. You
see these signs and you lose your goddamn minds and
(20:15):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I don't get it.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
You know, when we made this drive to Jersey for
this wedding last weekend, you go tip to taint through Pennsylvania,
you go all the way through Pennsylvania and that you know,
it's a lot of Trump country. And fine, if you
want to paint the roof of your barn, you know,
with Trump's name on it, it's your barn.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You do what you want to do.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
And I'm sure there's people you know, complaining about whatever.
But it's very, very silly. It's like, you're not supposed
to wear political you know, election day's Tuesday. A lot
of people have already voted. I vote day of I
want to see my thing go into the machine. But
you're you're not supposed to wear political clothing at polling places.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
And this is not new. We all know this.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
There's no political clothing at polling places. But we're already
seeing viral video of jerk offs in Maga hats, screaming
at poll workers that they're calling them bitches. And you know,
you don't see somebody in a kamala hands on or
freaking out at a polling place. Hey, we don't worship
our candidates, you guys, but it's no inconvenience to follow
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the rule they've asked you to follow. It's no inconvenience.
So but boy, the mega types they get in there
and scream and yell. And there was a guy, a
younger dude in Raleigh who like went to a polling
place and is pulling up all the Harris Walt signs
and people are like, what are you doing? Why are
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you doing this? I don't understand what the point is.
I guess you think you're better than us because we're
not stealing signs.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
But don't talk to me about election integrity. But it's
really not hard to not wear something. When you go
on the way out, they give you the eye voted sticker, right,
so they they know. I mean, who cares that you
can't wear your shirt or your hat? People are really
flipping out about it. Alex Jones is fighting for his life.
(22:27):
This get well his financial life, you know, Alex Jones
owes a lot of money to those Sandy Hook families,
and so they're auctioning off everything that this guy has.
They're auctioning off info Wars, they're auctioning off the equipment,
they're auctioning off. You know, he's got personal property that
he had to auction off. And what he's fighting now
(22:50):
is he doesn't want them auctioning off his social media accounts.
That's part of it, you know, in the social media age,
that's part of the whole thing now is that that's
considered to an asset for public figures, and he's trying
to keep his social media accounts from being sold. His
thought is why would anyone want these?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And I feel like he doesn't have that many platforms
that still let him post. I don't know about that.
Speaker 10 (23:21):
I mean, I mean the person if somebody was sympathetic
to him and had a lot of money, they could
buy in FORO Wars outright and just give it back
to him, you know what I mean, they could just
he could be doing it unabated. But he said that
he doesn't want his social media accounts of being sold
to other people because it would don't laugh violate his privacy,
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So he's trying to make sure that that doesn't happen.
He's like, Hey, these are my accounts and they're part
of my persona, and they can't be owned by anybody else. Again,
I don't know why anybody else would want them other
than to just troll, But.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
So they're selling off the royalties from his books, and
they're selling off all kinds of stuff. But all it
would take is somebody wealthy and sympathetic to his cause,
whatever the hell that is, and they could just buy
the whole thing and make him technically an employee, stay
right there in Austin, keep doing the show. He does
have three million followers just on x alone. Now again,
(24:31):
I don't know what you would do with someone else's account,
maybe shut it down or I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But he owes and stuff that he wouldn't post, like,
you know, start posting about how you know for Harris
and stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Yes, I mean, but you know, this auction is so
newsworthy you think that people would figure that out. But
he does owe a lot, a lot of money. One
thing I wasn't aware of at all, though, is they said,
in addition to the royalties from his book that they're
trying to auction off. They're also trying to auction off
whatever royalties there might be from a video game that
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he put out last year.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I don't remember talking about this. Oh, I didn't know
he had a video game.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Alex Jones nWo Wars. You know what, nWo New World Order,
The New World Order, that's right, the nWo video game
from Alex Jones where he is the hero in a
shooting game. And there are plenty of playthroughs on gaming
(25:37):
accounts on YouTube. I went to one of them. It's
like old school too, right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I mean, look at this because only about maybe for
long and it's just him. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
These are zombies. I don't know if they're globalists. I
don't know if they're goblins, goblins, I don't know what
they are. But he's ronny.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Do you at some point eat your neighbors left disass well?
He talks like he cut audio for this too.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
A patroller.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
It's got metal slugs patrols.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So when you know he used the directional.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Key to.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Fifty years ago.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Now I don't get that one.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Paul McCartney died fifty years Is he making fun of hippies.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Or what is he?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I don't know, but that's amazing. Yeah, I don't know,
may be the best thing he's ever done.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
For it had a lot of my little friends, right,
all right, a little hack there, but you just cut
a series of clips for I'm not gonna let His
game looks fun as hell.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I think so too.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Oh, I see the zombies are chasing him with syringes.
You see that they're trying to probably inject him with
the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Got it?
Speaker 14 (26:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
The answer to nineteen eighty four, he's seventeen.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
Oh, you gotta love that. I don't know if it's
late he likes him or just likes the.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Video game.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Seventy seventy six.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Amazing.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
Yeah, it's pretty good. I wasn't aware that that video
game existed. But that is part of the whole auction
off process of Alex Jones's assets is the royalties. I
can't imagine that those would be a lot of money,
the royalties for his video game, Alex Jones World Order.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
So I don't know.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
And I have to also think that your power ups
in that are his Info Wars supplements, right, cross promotion
in the video Game, X, Force Factor, whatever, Full of
a Sawdust and.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All kinds of others things. Alex, Alex John, Alex Johnes,
Alex Jones, Alex John.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
You know they're also doing is they're also seizing the
royalties from his covers album. You remember a couple of
years ago he did an album of covers. He wanted
to kind of spread his wings creatively, and so people
were like, Alex, you look like a guy who would
have a great singing voice. Usually people that have good
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speaking voices. He's got a He's got a great voice.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
I think.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
So they're also auctioning off the royalties to his covers.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Album Welcome to Your Life, There's No turning back even
WOWI sleep.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
What song is that he's doing there? I think a
little tears Tears for fears? Okay, yeah, yeah in that
album for playing a bunch of tracks.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, it sounds like some like a rant he would
just be on like he would these are things that
he would actually say mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
Well, I think a lot of the songs he did
were based on rants that he did.
Speaker 15 (29:11):
Baby Boots, wasn't this one of his rants?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Oops? I did it again?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
The game?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think this is actually gonna be. He was doing
that to try and relate to his kids again, like
don't you like them? By oops, I did it again,
was what he was.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Right.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel you.
Speaker 10 (29:41):
Know, that's there's been all these arguments probably for the
past ten fifteen years, whenever Johnny Cash covered nine Inch Snails,
hurt that that that the Johnny Cash version became the
superior version. Even Trent Resner said that song is Johnny
Cash is now, yeah, because he was so gratified with
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him doing that version that song. But don't sleep on
Alex Jones's version either. That's all I'm saying. If you
got to have a way, yeah, if you've got to
rank your top versions of that song, okay, give it
to Johnny Cash. But man, it's a close neck and
neck between the original nine inch Nails and the Alex
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Jones version for two and three.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (30:27):
So maybe they will get a considerable amount of money
in royalties for that. But he's trying to make sure
that all of his intellectual property, forget all of the assets,
all the physical assets. He's trying to see to it
that all of the intellectual property in air quotes of
the Alex Jones Empire.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
But I mean, I imagine he'll be left with something.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
There's usually, you know, when they have these kinds of
auctions and things, there's usually some kind of accommodations that
they'll make. So maybe he'll get to keep the royalties
from that.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
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you're out of state. I like to know where people
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Poco loco, talk, what's going on, good Man?
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Yeah, you're talking about Alex Jones. He's the granddad idiot.
But it triggered by mine to uh Red Fox. Uh.
I RS took everything he owned, including his brass bed
out of his house.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well, it's like Willie Nelson.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
I remember when Willie Nelson was doing like freakin' taco
bell commercials because he had to do whatever he could do.
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Yeah, but yeah, well he ended up getting all his
back because everybody supported him.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Oh you mean Red They took Red Fox's stuff. I
recall the Red Fox thing. I don't remember Chap for
in verse, but I do remember that he had been
in a lot of trouble with the I R S. Right, Yeah, uh,
same thing.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Now, I don't know if the white or black thing. Though.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
He ended up he ended up living like a real
life Fred Sandford.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Poco pretty much.
Speaker 11 (33:16):
Yeah, able to mine around. But you know, the same
thing happened up to B. D. King and it took
years for him to get that stuff settled.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So yeah, it's also tough too when I always thought
there's a lack of forethought on the part of people
who are not paying their taxes, especially if they have
a lot of kids, because you're already in the hole,
you're probably paying a whole bunch of child support and
uh so, and then on top of that, I mean,
which is why you don't want to pay a tax
in the first place. You like, I need every friggin
(33:47):
cent I can keep.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Well, and they were working hard.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
It was a vicious cycle.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Other than Sandford and Son, you know, he was a
stand up comic, you know that. You know, they ain't big,
big bucks.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
So especially not back then Red Fox. Back then they
would they made party records, is what they called them. Yeah,
and Red Fox was filthy. But like BB King had
like fifteen sixteen kids, so you.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Know, yeah, yeah, well that that's on him.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
He liked to leave it in that BB King.
Speaker 11 (34:16):
Well, he said from his book Blues All Around Me.
It's older the book. Check it out if you can.
But you know, he took care of all of them
as much as he could, so I guess turned up
to it. Yeah, all right, thank you, Paul y man
good talking to him.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
To thank you Poco. It's Poco. Sounds like he used
to call all the time, but I don't, uh, I'm
gonna call Poko.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Thank you for.
Speaker 13 (34:59):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, you believe there was a time where music like
this was like at the top of the charts.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Like this was.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Like parents are like, you're not listening there music puts.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Tinut girlfriend named Peanuts. You might have followed Peanut the
squirrel on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Boy, he had a following.
Speaker 10 (35:24):
People loved Peanut the squirrel and so fans of his
in addition to his owner. They are positively crestfallen at
the fact that Peanut has been seized by the state
of Pennsylvania, saying that the owner had him illegally. This
(35:46):
was the guy lived in New York, but I think
Pennsylvania was the state that called in the environmental conservation
groups or something like that. Yeah, Mark Longo is the
guy who owned Peanut. Kill little squirrel. You know, they
take these animals and they put him in hats, and
you know that he's on his back there and doing
(36:08):
what squirrels do. But they said you're not supposed to
have this animal. It was seized in a raid that
also took a raccoon named Fred.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
And the guy said, these.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Guy's like just kicking my doors, like I was a
drug dealer and they were looking for firearms, and he goes,
but they came in. Yeah, they came in and took
Peanut and Mark Longo has had him for seven years,
and they also took Fred the raccoon.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
That's gotta suck too.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
You know, if you're somebody whose social media presence is
because you monetized your pet, they will eventually die.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So you got to hope you're making a lot of money,
and you also got to hope that you are allowed
to own that pet.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Yeah, but like like pop that little dog, that palm
dog whatever. Right, there was like merchandised in T shirts
that cute little white Pomeranian dog. Yep, that dog died.
I think they made a ton of money. But I
don't know if this guy made how much cash he
made on Peanut. But Peanut was a bona fide social
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media star, and he's concerned. He's like, we don't know
what the hell they do with these animals when they
take them, because they're like, look, you can't have these
animals because they can carry rabies. They're illegal to have
his pets. It seems strange that they would kick in
his door just to get a squirrel. I'm curious who
ratted him out. I mean again, if you're on social
(37:38):
media and you have that big of a following, it's
a double aid sort because you're not supposed to have them.
Somebody's gonna retch out. He is worried that they have
euthanized peanut. This guy, Mark Longo runs an animal refuge.
It's called Peanuts Freedom Farm, Annual Animal Sanctuary or puff
(37:59):
a Fat Yes if you prefer. He said, well, Internet,
you won all of the anti all of the animal
rights people came after him. He said, you took one
of the most amazing animals away from me because of
your selfishness to the people who called the animal control people.
(38:23):
There is a special place in Hell for you, is
what he said. You know, you hear that phrase a lot.
There's a special place in Hell for fill.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
In the blank. And you have to wonder.
Speaker 10 (38:35):
I mean, Hell is made up, but there are people
who believe in it. So let's walk down that path.
You have to wonder if Hell is broken out in
different wings. Right, there's a special place in hell, and
there's still.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
A lot of people there if it's a legit place,
so you better have different, you know, some sort of organization.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
Yeah, because if it is real, like, that's where I'll be.
I know, that's where I would be headed if it
were real. So I would like, I'd like my own
little area. I just don't know who else would be
in there with me.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
It also depends on what, uh you know, whose hell
it is? Like, if it's a Christian hell, are you
sure you'd be going there?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Yeah, of course, any hell you provide, that's the one
hell going Yeah. Now, for with my luck, I would
be in there with the animal rights people, right, I
love animals. I don't want to spend eternity with animal
rights activists. But Mark Longo believes that there's a special
place in hell for the people who sick to the
(39:40):
authorities on him and grabbed Peanut. He doesn't know if
Peanut is alive, he goes, I have no idea where
he is. I'm worried that they just euthanized him, and
the spokespeople with the Animal Control Group would not confirm
or deny if Peanut had been euthanized. Mark Longo said, Peanuts.
Mu got hit by a car in New York City
(40:02):
seven years ago, leaving the tiny squirrel an orphan, and
he brought Peanut home.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Now, how does he know that was Peanuts?
Speaker 17 (40:09):
Mom?
Speaker 10 (40:10):
I mean, that's a cute little story, and you can
tell the story you want, but you don't know that
that was Peanuts.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Mom might have been an uncle because when she saw Peanut,
she used all three of his names, and she knew
that's that's the Peanuts mom. That's what moms do when
they're mad. Peanut, Eloisious Martin, you get your furry ass
over here.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Chop chop.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
We got to pick up your brother. Hey, Tim, Hello,
what's up? Timo? Yes, sir, Yeah, how you doing good?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I can't hear you?
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Kist Waterhouse was hired by Willie Nelson to handle of
his money and they took him for one hell ride.
One of his coaches from school even bought his Farman
Recording studio and hell this ONEm so he could get
everything straightened around. I've been seeing Willie Nelson since nineteen
seventy three of my parents I've known for a lot
of years. He signed guitar for us or Holy Family
(41:09):
Home up at Pharma the fundraisers and uh, one hell
of a.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
Nice day and just they see him, just take.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
For a ride.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
He's ninety one years old. He's that lives almost all
fand members except for Mit you rockiel Sto, I call
think brother Bill still uh, and.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
He's outlived all the Highwaymen.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
We definitely yeah, he's definitely one of those guys that
when Willie Nelson goes, that's going to be a big
blow to a lot of people.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Sure is, because man, I've uh when I used to
be able to smoke. Man, I can't smoke anymore because
I got COPD. But I got smoked with him going
a couple of times.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
You know, hey, all right, well those are good stories, right.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
The Highwayman show at the coliseumergan Field to highlights backstage.
Both times he asked me to get on the bus.
The second time they came for Tom, I go, Man,
I can't because I got to work tomorrow and I
work in the laundry some arm. We're ultimately all home
in forty years.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
I don't think Willi smokes much anymore either. I think
he's mostly down to edibles.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
I don't he's chewing him.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, I don't know his body.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
And this year.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Last year, I couldn't see him. My wife went up
in the hospital. She got no alcoholic rost deliver Kendey problem.
She's had a lot of help problem me.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
But uh, I was you know, I keep Dane.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Herman in your prayers if you can, and uh.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I wish Willy the best and uh someday, Man, if
he goes, I'd really try to make it this funeral.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I just hope you last.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
I'll last a lot of the other ones.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
He ever listening to a song called Hiwhyman? I hung
him in the spring? The dastards hung him in the
spring of twenty five. Yeah, he's talking like way back.
But I mean it'd be weird if you went in
the spring at twenty five years. Next year, I hope,
I hope he outlives that now. Well it might be kismet, right, yeah,
oh yeah, Okay, thank you, Tim, you'p on rock and man, thanks.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
For having Thank you. There's Tim who sounds like a
close personal friend of Willie Nelson's. You think that's the case.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
I don't smoked with him A couple of tellis right,
A long Yeah, he's the last living Highwayman. Chris Christopherson
just died, Johnny Cash, Whylon Jennings. Yeah, what a great album,
creasy h Charlie Pride wasn't in it?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
He could have been.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
They should reboot it with like Darius Rucker and who
else wold being the girl?
Speaker 7 (43:19):
How about a girl?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
How about some graves?
Speaker 7 (43:21):
How about the Highway?
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Well there is there's a band called the High Women. Yeah,
Brandy Carlisle, I think right. Who's in the High Women?
Brandy Carlisle, Yeah, Maren Morris, Amanda Shires.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Us.
Speaker 10 (43:41):
Brandy Carlisle is probably the Waylon Jennings of.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
The store around Mexico.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
A fantastic I love the world remains a little. Yeah,
when Willie goes, that's going to be a.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Very very sad that killed.
Speaker 9 (44:01):
But I'm living.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeay.
Speaker 16 (44:05):
My wife and I are taking her thirteen year old
nephew to his very first show tonight, and that show
happens to be Wars. It's something what you think. Are
we absolutely out of her minds? Or are we the
foolest aunt and uncle ever?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Let me know I would love to have gone. I
mean that would be amazing. I was thirteen when Gwar formed,
so I would have loved to have seen them when
I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (44:32):
Absolutely, No, you guys are the coolest aunt and uncle.
I mean I have to think, right, I mean, if
you're a thirteen year old boy, Gwar is probably right
up your alley.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, I imagine just the performance of it, and it's yeah,
that that's going to be a blast.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
It's like it might be too much. It's partially it's
like very it's sexual. Yeah, it's probably scratching all your itches. God,
Dave Brocky's been dead ten years now. Rip Otorus Gwar tonight. Yeah,
we get waste some tickets for that?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Is that what he said?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
Gar tonight at the Agora eight o'clock. I don't know
if there are still tickets. But Dark Funeral Squid Pisser,
which I think is a Gwar spinoff band WMMS two
Hours to Midnight our Metal show presenting Gwar. It is
the Stoned Age Tour tonight. So yes, in answer to
(45:24):
your question, yes, you guys are a cool aunt and uncle.
Yes for taking your thirteen year old to Gwar. I
mentioned that that dude who had Peanut, the social media
star squirrel taken from him. They also scooped up a
raccoon named Fred, and he seems less concerned about Fred
because he wasn't monetizing him.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
On social media.
Speaker 10 (45:45):
They have a big raccoon problem in Northeast Germany that
I was reading about my nephew. My middle brother has
two sons and his younger son is in the army
and he's stationed in Germany, and I'll talk to him
on WhatsApp occasionally.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's like the only kind of form of communication that
he's got with us.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
And Northeast Germany has a huge raccoon problem, and there
is a local butcher who has figured out the solution.
You can probably guess what that is, raccoons turning them
into sausages. Yes, he's turning the raccoons into sausages, and
(46:27):
I guess he's selling a lot of them. He goes, Yeah,
most people because they're worried about rabies or whatever. But
if you're cooking the meat and curing it and all
that stuff, you don't have to worry about the rabies.
He's like, most people are just killing raccoons as pests.
And I thought, hey, what if we could do something different.
So he started making raccoon balls. Now, this is meatballs
(46:51):
made out of raccoon meat. He's not serving the actual
raccoons balls. Those would I have to imagine very very small,
unless I've never seen the underside of a raccoon. But
I guess there's a chance that it's disproportionate. But so
this guy has opened a place called the Wilder Hut
where he serves up all kinds of wild meats. So
(47:16):
he's making raccoon meatballs, he's making raccoon salami. Would you
have a raccoon salami sandwich meats? No, you don't want
raccoon meatball. He said, we're the only place in Europe
selling raccoon meat. People come from all over, he said,
(47:37):
they just want to try it. I've never had anyone
say that it's disgusting or that you can't eat it. Listen,
meat is meat, and there's variations on it. You know,
duck is oily, and some meat can be really gamy.
Snake tastes a certain way. But I've never had raccoon.
If somebody's like, you want to try a raccoon meatball,
I would say, of course I do. Has it been deferred,
(48:00):
of course it has And buying some raccoon salami. Why not,
why waste all that meat? But again they had you know,
way back in the day, there were fur farms in
Germany and they were using raccoons for that.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
But then they would just kind.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Of sound.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
That's your closest fur farm. Me and the boys are
in town for forty eight hours, and we'd like to
know your nearest fur farm. You were down the ways
that the red Light District farm.
Speaker 10 (48:37):
Now that's your red lights I hope. Yeah, like being milk,
raccoons are from here. They're from North America. But they
you know, they can get real big, and obviously they're
around the world, and they are technically kind of a
(48:57):
problem depending on what your ecosystem is, because they eat
reptiles and eat frogs, and so if you need kind
of a certain biodiversity, then raccoons can be a problem.
And that's what they were running into there in Germany,
the fur farm. Speaking of fur farms, Stripper Scott, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
What's up.
Speaker 17 (49:21):
Oh yeah, you mentioned raccoon balls and you can't imagine
that they're they're too big. We've got a surprise for you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
Is Stripper Scott. We're gonna school me on the size
of raccoon balls.
Speaker 17 (49:34):
Okay, so I'm not technically a raccoon because, like you said,
they're in North America. Eat Japanese raccoon called kanuki, which
should sound familiar to anyone who's ever played.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh Kanuki. Okay, now I'm all right, yeah, kanuki from
kanuki is?
Speaker 10 (49:52):
I think it's an old Merle Haggard song, isn't it
Hooky from Kanuki?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Go ahead, Scott, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (49:59):
So the tanuki are like a Japanese look like a raccoon, basically,
a little bit different, maybe a little bit different market,
but basically it will say up cousin of a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
In the game.
Speaker 17 (50:11):
I always wonder why you put on the tanuki suit
he would turn into a statue. Well, because it's from Japan.
In Japan, they have statues of tanuki. But there's like
all over the place at parks and stuff. It's like,
there's a reason why, and I forget. But the statues
have giant katsivables and.
Speaker 8 (50:29):
There's a reason for that. I forget for the whires.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
But if you google it.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Well I google, I google tanuki and it's a dog.
It's a dog. That thinks it's a raccoon, so's.
Speaker 17 (50:40):
Yeah, I think a they call like a japan like
a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Dog, raccoon dog. Yeah, it's a dog.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (50:46):
Funny thing about raccoons and dogs. I used to think
of dogs or raccoons related at dogs or cats more
technically the most closely related to bears.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
But anyway, so this I don't know, But how do
they taste?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Scott?
Speaker 8 (50:59):
Okay, I don't know. I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat my
friends at hunt.
Speaker 17 (51:03):
They tell you that you're not supposed to eat animals
that have eyes at the front of their heads.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Why Why is that?
Speaker 8 (51:09):
Because they're predators and they can have pars prey like animals.
Speaker 10 (51:19):
How all that hill Jack wisdom? That's great, good stuff,
I guess. Yeah, yeah, predator's supposed to the prey. Okay, good,
all right, Well everything is prey to us, Scott. That's
why we eat everything. We are the apex predator.
Speaker 8 (51:34):
Yeah. I mean I can't argue with signs.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
You certainly can't. All right, thank you, Scott information. I
guess I should have played more Mario.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Karts now Mario Kart Mario Brothers three for Mario Brothers
three Yeah, was the Tanuki in one or two? Just
showed up in three? Showed up in three?
Speaker 10 (51:53):
Yeah, all right, well I did not know that. Thank
you very much, Scott. I appreciate the information.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
There seems a little unfair that you can watch our
live screen but we can't see you.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
But we'll fix that tonight outside your window on seven
mm up your stocking hole.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Is this love ain't made up?
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Yeah, little Nerve Heurder in the ferry sauce screen teams
and muffins, you be the turkey in on the stuff.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
And I got a how do they never have more hits?
By the way they had popular like thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
I like Nerve Herder.
Speaker 7 (52:43):
I love Nerved.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
My favorite thing about Nerve Heurder is that Perry Gripp
is also the guy that pivoted the kids songs, so
it's rain and talk. That guy is the rain and
Tacos guy, and yeah space Unicorn and all that crowd
and talk.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
From out of this guy talkers.
Speaker 10 (53:04):
No, I mean anyone who has small children. I mean
you probably have nightmares about Perry Grip. But I just
love that pivot because that really is if you can
pull it off, you know, there are a lot of
artists who have done that where they pivot to kids
songs and then they just print money. Who's the other guy, God,
there was another guy.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
He was in a band.
Speaker 10 (53:29):
Long time ago, Marks a bunch of Mark Mother's Bough
from Devo. But no, there's a guy he kind of
reminded me of Wayne Coin from the Flaming Lips Dan somebody,
somebody will tell me, somebody will text me and refresh
my memory. But that was another guy who a long
time ago pivoted to like cloyingly sweet Nikol you know
(53:50):
Nick Junior songs, Yeah, and just Yo Gabba Gabba. Yeah,
but that was always kind of tongue in cheek. I mean,
they rebooted Yo Gaba Gabba over an Apple and I
was kind of peeking in on it. It's not as
fun because I like, I like DJ ad Rock or
whatever that guy's name was, and they have a girl now,
and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
It's for a new generation of kids.
Speaker 10 (54:12):
But the og Yo Gaba Gabba, that was like a
show you could kind of watch and especially if you're
getting high or whatever, it was a good time. But
so anyway, Yeah, Chris Mcqwanzica, Joe Briggs will be in
here a little bit later on. He is filming a
special tonight at Hilarities, right, and so you can go
(54:33):
to hilarities dot com for the tickets on that.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
At this point you can probably just walk up tonight
and get them. But he's a funny dude.
Speaker 7 (54:39):
He's so funny. I love that man.
Speaker 10 (54:41):
Cavaliers play tonight seven o'clock. If you're not in the
comedic mood, maybe you're going to a basketball game. The
Cavaliers are undefeated five and zero playing the Magic tonight
at seven six thirty. Is the pregame coverage that will
begin here on MMS. You can also listen to the
game on the iHeartRadio app if you prefer. And then
the Cavs play the Bucks back to back Tomorrow night
(55:03):
in Milwaukee and then Monday back here at home.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Who's that Giannis yep in the Bucks? Giannis and Damian Lillard?
Oh yeah, Chris what's his last name?
Speaker 8 (55:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (55:16):
No, no, no, no, Chris Middleton? Oh okay, Chris Middleton.
And then and then who one of the Lopez brothers there?
Who were one of the Lopez brothers? Ricky Brook and
Robin John Robin Lopez?
Speaker 7 (55:33):
Did we have him?
Speaker 8 (55:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
We had one of them. I can't remember which one
we had, but we had one of the Lopez brothers.
Speaker 10 (55:40):
Robin Lopez is the one who looks like a cave man.
That's what we had.
Speaker 7 (55:45):
We had him.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
They have broke. I think they might have both of them,
or they did at least at one point. Oh, everybody's
had Robinez. Robin Lopez haz bounced around.
Speaker 10 (55:54):
We had him for one season, The Bulls had him
for three seasons. Drafted by the Suns. He's been all
over the place, then Nick's Hornets, Wizards.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
Is he still in the league?
Speaker 9 (56:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (56:09):
With who?
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I'm sorry with who?
Speaker 7 (56:12):
With who? Yeah? What do you mean? What's current team?
Speaker 2 (56:14):
He's with the Bucks.
Speaker 10 (56:16):
So he is with the Buck of them are alongside
his brother brother, Brook Lopez.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Because I think Giannis has a brother still on that team,
the Nayas or something like that. Okay, I don't know
if he's still on the team, but there was what
a what a what a family situation.
Speaker 10 (56:36):
Brook Lopez is nicknamed you know what his nickname is,
Buckle Up Ladies, Splash Mountain.
Speaker 18 (56:43):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (56:44):
Now that's probably because he's up there doing some massive dunks. Right,
I don't know, but that's a great nickname if you're
a good looking dude. Ladies they call me splash Mountain.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
Oh do they?
Speaker 10 (56:56):
They sure do, because it gets it in the hole
multiple times every night. Yeah, all right, well, then there
you go. So Cavs basketball with neither of the Lopez
brothers on the team tonight at seven o'clock.
Speaker 14 (57:13):
I'm calling you out, Alan. I don't really believe that
you're this huge, gigantic, enormous liberal pussy that you pretend
to be. I think, peep down, you're really just an old, hardened,
downtrodden white Christian conservative than Mary.
Speaker 10 (57:33):
I don't know if he's joking or not.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (57:37):
I'm not I don't know what his point is. Why
is it always liberal pussy? By the way, I never
understood that. Oh yeah, why isn't it maga pussy? You
guys are the ones complaining about everything. So if you're
a Trump I don't understand that. I assume he's kidding.
Speaker 7 (57:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (57:51):
Maybe he was, but you know, Trump said he had
no clue who Tony Hinchcliff was, didn't know who he was,
certainly didn't vet him or anything.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
He sat down with.
Speaker 10 (58:07):
He sat down in the The Gooey Embrace of Leaf
Filter Pitchman Sean Hannity and Hannity It's always fun watching
him interview Trump because he tries to do all of
the work for Trump. He tries to give him every
opportunity to make it sound normal. It's called sainwashing now
(58:28):
and Sean Hannity is the king of that. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
But I don't even know if you were there for
the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
I don't know what time he got there.
Speaker 18 (58:36):
I was told and made aware that you had no
idea about this comedian who made comments. I still have
no idea who he is. Somebody said there was a
comedian that joked about Puerto Rico or something, and I
have no idea. Who has never saw him, never heard
of him, and don't want to hear of him.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
But I have no idea.
Speaker 18 (58:56):
They put a comedian in, which everybody does. Just throw
comedians in. You don't vet them and go crazy. It
is nobody's fault.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
You don't vet them. Why would you not what?
Speaker 10 (59:08):
I don't understand that you wouldn't vet So you want
to run the country, but you're not vetting people who
are going to speak at one of your events. I
don't well, I mean, I know that's his move, like say,
something happens. I don't know who that guy is. I
never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
We don't vet them.
Speaker 7 (59:23):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 10 (59:23):
I mentioned yesterday Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania, which is about forty
five minutes southeast of Pittsburgh, they had this big parade
where there was a golf cart all decked out in
like Trump gear, and behind it was a woman dressed
as Kamala Harrison. They had her in a chain and
being pulled by this golf cart, and a lot of people,
as you might suspect, did not care for that. This
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was so the fire department there in Mount Pleasant issued
an apology and.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
They said the same thing.
Speaker 10 (59:52):
They go, hey, we don't vet participants of this parade.
Just whoever wants to be in it can be in it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I don't understand this whole, like it's just a free
for all, Like who's paying attention to anything.
Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
We don't vet people, we don't know. This guy showed
up said hey, can we be in your parade? Yeah,
I've told the story before. My first full time job
in radio, I moved to Kalamazoo, Michigan worked for a
rock station and they had one of those parades every
year for the holidays, this big parade where all these
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local organizations and philanthropy groups. Anybody wanted to be in
this parade could be in this parade, but you had
to go through this. They knew who was in the parade.
And our radio station was like the eight hundred pound
guerrilla around there, right, rock station whatever. So we had
a float in this and in years past it had
been pretty standard issue stuff. And I got there and
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there were a couple of other younger, young dudes I
was twenty four at the time, a couple of other
young dudes who had been hired about the same time
as me, and so we're all full of piss and
vinegar and ideas, and I said, here's what we should
do is our float.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
We should build out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
A Kiss float and it'll be our we were being clever,
it'll be our Kiss Miss float.
Speaker 14 (01:01:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
So we built a fall. We built a fall. We
built a full light up Kiss logo with the bulbs
and everything, and I had a drum kit on this
big platform and the other guys we did the full
makeup and the costume and the thing. And you know,
we weren't going to do fire because that was a
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bridge too far. But whatever, and obviously it was perfect
branding for the radio station.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
The weather was terrible, but every spectator on the parade
route could not get enough. Kids loved it because it's goofy,
adults loved it because it was kiss blah blah blah. Well,
the organizers of the parade didn't like it, and so
we were the ones that made that. We didn't make them,
but because of us, they changed their vetting process from
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that year forward that every float had to have a
specifically holiday theme, so we couldn't.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
So we were one.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
We were one and done with that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, when they have to change rules because of something
you did, right, I got entire mission rules changed, right, Yeah, called.
Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
The Bill Squire rule.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
But I mean that that Kalamazoo Michigan Parade organization vetted
everybody who was in there. This just dumb local thing.
Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
But the Mount Pleasant Fire Department not vetting who's in
their parade. Trump not vetting who's speaking at his event.
But I guess he wants to run everything else. He's like,
I don't even care who's at my thing, but I
have some really good ideas about how the entire country
should be run.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Guess what, I'm not ready, so you take my vote,
shoving up your ass whoever you are.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Thank you, Brian, whoever you are. He really does man,
he is.
Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
He doesn't care who knows about It's funny. My daughter
comes home midweek, she's in the third grade, and she goes,
we learned about politics today, and I go, you did,
and she goes, yeah, and she goes and she was
genuinely incredulous when she was recounting this anecdote. She goes,
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did you know that Trump has five children and ten grandchildren?
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
And I was like, I did know that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
And I'm like, that's all they can say about him
to a third grade class. That's all they can say.
They can't get into I mean, it's gonna be above
their heads anyway, but they can't get into anything else
about that man because it would make no sense to them.
He'd be like, what, five children, ten grandchildren, that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yep, that's it. I guess the teacher could also say,
you know, and he reads at your level. Isn't that fun?
Speaker 10 (01:04:11):
But yeah, that's that's the extent in the third grade.
And again, when I was in the third grade. I
don't remember even teacher broaching the subject of politics. We
still had Civics classes back then. Yeah, nice that they
brought those back. Yeah, I don't I don't remember our
teachers that were telling us any thing other than this
is how things work. But not necessarily here's what this.
(01:04:36):
You know, there was no Republican or Democrat stuff being discibed.
I mean, I understand. I was helping her with some
of her homework weekend before last, and they're learning about
the three branches of government and how many people are
and I'm like, I'm telling her, I'm like, there are
adults who don't know this.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
And now again, that's the kind of thing that.
Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
You kind of learn great school and you forget it
or but I certainly hope you don't forget the frigging
three branches of government. Right now, on the subject of
how things work, female on female love, there's nothing like it.
It's been fictionalized, it's been sensationalized, and but in real
(01:05:22):
life romanticized, romanticized all of it. Two women busted for
having sex. The headline says, in broad daylight, that's a
great punah broad uh tsha Booth and Keisha eat them. Now,
(01:05:43):
both of these women look like homeless tweakers. They probably
are right their mugshots. Well, no, these were not going
to be hoties. I mean this is in Livonia, Georgia,
that got off the interstate. These two women had been
together and told the cops that they were trying to
(01:06:04):
reconcile their relationship, and so they got off the highway.
When you when the when the mood strikes, the mood strikes,
you got to get off the highway and cops, local
cops started getting calls of two naked women.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Out of their car, and.
Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
So the cops show up, and these two were on
a patch of grass across you know, you're at a regulars,
you're on they were right next to the McDonald's on
a patch of grass there at the rest stop. You know,
you pull over, maybe you get a big mac or something,
(01:06:45):
have a pish, And these two were just out there
on a patch of grass, a white female on top
of a black female, and each of them had their
pants pulled down, exposing their pelvic regions, is what the
police report said. And they had to scoop both of
(01:07:05):
them up. Booth was sitting straight up with her pants
down on top and both of their boy they're really
getting a lot of use out of Pelvic region. Oh
was exposed the two were in the process of having
intercourse in public view. Now, I gotta tell you, if
one of them is sitting on the other one and
(01:07:27):
they both have their pants down, that doesn't constitute intercourse.
Maybe they were just maybe they were cold and trying
to warm up. The one woman's forty nine, the other
one is thirty seven. That's hot too. Robing the cradle
they do that, now.
Speaker 13 (01:07:45):
Don't they call themselves lesbos?
Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
They were both arrested for public indecency. But it happened
in broad daylight in the grass right next to the
on ramp and the McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Cost Hoolden.
Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
They should probably either get a room or go home.
The one woman lives in Georgia, but her girlfriend came
all the way over from South Carolina. You're making that trip,
you're trying to reconcile, and this is the thanks you get.
They could have just as easily done it in the
backseat of the car. But it's always some.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It's something like, you know, put on a show.
Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
I get it, but it's always some. It's always some lookie, lou,
who's got to rat you out? If I saw something
going on and they're not trying to hurt anybody else,
you let it go. Say love is love, homie. They
handcuff both of these women behind their back. I mean again,
if you get a look at Himan, you go on.
But there's gotta be a point where you go. I mean,
(01:08:46):
if it's not wrapping up real fast, I don't feel
like they were on a schedule. They take their time.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah, but I'm saying these ladies aren't going fast, right,
And that's what I'm saying. Like I kind of get away,
Someone's like, hey, there's these ladies.
Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I didn't mind.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
They're enjoying each other's pelvic regions quite a bit in
public by McDonald's. And you know, I'm just trying to
get lunch, just trying to get lunch. I got the
kids in the car, ye.
Speaker 10 (01:09:16):
Now you know their nuggets are on full display. I
didn't mind for the first ten minutes while I was
waiting in the drive through. Of course they don't have
drive throughs at the rest stops. But you take my point,
and yeah, well, anyway, I hope these two crazy ladies
can figure it out. I hope they can put their
pelvic region differences aside because it takes a lot of boxes, right.
(01:09:40):
They're gay, interracial, they're aspirational. They're like, hey, we love
each other. We have very active pelvic regions, and this
is an interstate love song, just like Stone Temple, Pilots.
Speaker 15 (01:10:00):
Mayor.
Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
They've been described as juvenile, ridiculous, moronic, smug and unlistenable.
Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
They've also gotten some bad reviews.
Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
I give it two thumbs in my ears, so I
don't have to listen.
Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
Chase the Allen Cock shows again.
Speaker 14 (01:10:39):
You say you won't free, well.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Keep my son, sup Blamela.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Listen too, sad.
Speaker 10 (01:11:06):
You know, we're doing this what's it called windback the buzzer,
you know, because the clock's are gone back. So they're
probably gonna be a lot of Fleetwood maack this weekend.
But we're playing all this stuff from like over the decades.
It's awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
There's some deep I was.
Speaker 10 (01:11:24):
Listening to stuff that was on Stansbury Show when I
was in here. I was like, oh my God, like
Sticks and Prodigy and Joe Cocker and it's fantastic. So yeah,
there's gonna be some Fleetwood back in there too. But
I was watching Stevie Nicks. You know, she was the
musical guest over on Saturday Night Live a couple of
weeks back, and she did a song that was a
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very literal song about how the It was very dramatic.
You know, it wasn't particularly melodic, but it was very
dramatic about how you can't have your rights taken away
and you know, you've got to get out there and
fight for what you believe in himlah blah blah. Obviously,
on the eve of this election, and she mentioned on
one of the cable news shows that she had never
(01:12:07):
even voted until she was seventy. And I'm like, oh
my god, she didn't vote for Obama.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
She's seventy six, Like you didn't you so like she
very first time she ever voted.
Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
Of course, she said, it's a big regret of hers.
Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
But imagine that here, and then I have it in
these typewritten pages that I can't hardly seek.
Speaker 14 (01:12:29):
For me.
Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
It was like, read the words, listen to the song,
and vote.
Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
No matter what.
Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
And I mean, I suppose you probably know that I
never voted until I was seventy, but now I regret
that and I've told everybody the buddy that on stage
for the last two years. I regret that, and I
don't have very many regrets, right, you know, there's so
many reasons you.
Speaker 10 (01:12:51):
Imagine that so you're seventy. I mean I understand people
who you know, Pundcake was on the show. You know,
he's a young man, and he was like, I know
he wasn't I don't think he started voting.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Until he would vote in like the major election. Yeah,
well a lot of people do that. I mean, I
don't even begrudge people that.
Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
I mean, I think you should vote in every election
because all politics are local. But I do understand most
people get activated for the big ones. I mean those
are the I understand that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
But uh, yeah, you don't even vote to your seventy.
Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
She got a book out too, I think, but I
mean they talked to her for Rolling Stone and she
was also you know, on the subject of her saying
that she was talking about abortion, and she was like,
if I had had a baby when I got pregnant,
he would have ended Fleetwood Mac. So it's gonna be
(01:13:46):
weird if you're somebody who is anti choice and you
vote that way, but you also love Fleetwood Mac. You
have to be kind of ambivalent about that. She's like,
if I had not had my abortion in the seventies,
and I think most people know that Fleetwood Mac, you know,
was you know, they were.
Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
There this.
Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Yeah again yeah, think you pinky.
Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
They were libertines of the highest order. And she's like,
if I hadn't had my abortion, Fleetwood Mac would have ended.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
It would have that would have been the end of
the band.
Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
And of course rumors one of one of the when
you talk about flawless albums from front to back, you know,
you'll have these conversations with people and say, what is
a perfect album, And of course it was Fleetwood Mac's
high watermark, I mean, one of the best selling albums
of all time. And that's not by accident. I'm sure
that there are some modern examples of that. For instance,
(01:14:48):
I think Alice in Chain's Dirt is a perfect album.
There isn't a dud in the bunch. You go from
front to back, every single song is ten out of ten.
And that's the way rumors is, That's the way seay
Asia is, and everybody has their own depending on what
genre you're into, I'm sure you have ten out of
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ten albums. Yeah, an album Bare Naked Ladies or something.
I mean, and keep being Secrets of Silent Earth is
Coheed and Camber, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
And then.
Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
The blue album Weezer. Okay, that's a great there you go.
That's a good pick. I mean, I have some that
are a little bit off the reservation.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I think.
Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
A Lamb of God, Ashes of the Wake, I think
that is a modern perfect album. I think Roll the
Bones by Rush. That's not a popular pick. You know,
even among Rush fans they probably think, you know, they're like,
what the hell are you talking about? I think Roll
the Bones by Rush nineteen ninety maybe perfect album.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I don't know, you know.
Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
And so this weekend when we're doing this, turn back
to the buzzard weekend and it'll start up again after
the Cavs game tonight and all weekend long. It's just
all kinds of wild stuff that I haven't heard in
a long time. Let me look into tomorrow. You want
(01:16:21):
me to look into tomorrow. Get a little sneak preach
Boston Sponge.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Now.
Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
A lot of this is stuff that we should be
playing on the regular anyway. But the Michael Stanley Band, Steppenwolf,
Pat Bennettar There's Ozzie and Born to Be Wild, the Cult,
Eddie Money, Elvis Costello, t Rex how about that. So yeah,
(01:16:55):
it's very exciting. But Stevie Nicks, she's like, hey, you know,
I just started voting.
Speaker 19 (01:17:05):
Alan, this is brishdown Jacks before to listen to Live
in the podcasts and you mentioned raccoons and their testicles
and question the size on them.
Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
I can't question to the testicles themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
But out there in the sticks, out in the country
I grew up, you always find these country stores.
Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
And little novelty items for sale.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
They always have these dried raccoon penises, you know, marketing
ads like toothpicks or stirs or whatever you would.
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
But I just want to drop that little fact on it.
Speaker 13 (01:17:28):
You can still find dried raccoon penises and sell most
country stores hits.
Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
So bye, thank you, rich, I appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
A couple of textures told me that they did, in
fact euthanize peanut.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
They did the squirrel. That's a bummer. If they are correct,
Sometimes they're not correct. Sometimes that is the.
Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Case, Allen, I think a perfect album is going to
be We're getting famous by Bill Squire.
Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Well it's out now, is it?
Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
You mean I can get it now? You can get
it on vinyl now, yeah, not on vinyl yet.
Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
Will I be able to get it on.
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Vie vinyl eventually. You're still working on the details for that.
But you can stream it on all the wherever you
stream audio, like the iHeartRadio app. Okay, and then or
if you really want to help me out, those streamers
don't give me great returns. So if you want to
buy it, there's a link on my website and on
(01:18:30):
my socials at bill squire and then bill squire dot
com where you can purchase it from Amazon or Apple
or something like that.
Speaker 10 (01:18:38):
Are you at liberty to tell us how much it is?
It's oh, so bargain it twice. The paybe nine ninety
eight something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
It's not. Yeah, but you know, back in the day,
I'm very proud of it. It's really good.
Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
Back in the day, if you found an album that
was nine dollars and ninety eight cents, I had a
sticker called the nice Price, because albums back in the
day were like seventeen eighteen dollars, So if you found
that one was only nine bucks, it was in fact
a nice price. People texting me their perfect albums, A
perfect circle thirteenth step.
Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
See.
Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
I think Mayor Denam is the perfect album from them,
but I'm not going to fight you on that one.
I think the very first APC record is the ten
out of ten. Then the herting from Tears for Fears.
Love those guys. I would not have thought of that
one Dark side of the Moon. That's low hanging fruit though.
(01:19:31):
I'm more of a wish you were here guy, but
that's the beauty of it. You can kick around, and
you can now. I also want you to ruminate over
what the most imperfect album is. What's an album from
a band you like but every track stinks?
Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
You go every track.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I am waiting for one of these songs to major major.
It made you question why you even liked the band.
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Actually, everybody goes real hard on Weezer for their newer stuff,
and I don't mind it at all. I appreciate they
don't love it, but it's there's some catchy songs in there.
Speaker 10 (01:20:14):
I appreciate how prolific he is, and you're not gonna
hit Bull's eyes every time, right. I'm happy they're still around.
I like that they try new things. I still think
the Blue Record.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Is their best one. Yeah, but I like that they're
still around. I like that they've taken some swings and
tried to different stuff.
Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
Do you have any idea if we're getting famous comes
complete with misplaced commercials on the iHeartRadio app?
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Do you know if that's in there?
Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Okay, I hope that go at least in between tracks.
You never know with that crazy iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
But you hope for the best.
Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
You guys can all check it out now, let me
know what you think. I would love to hear your feedback.
Film yourself listening to it, yeah, and then email him
and then tell uh. But don't tell Mary because did
you get Sarah's video? No, she hasn't done it yet,
all right, because that's for the she has agreed to
do it. She's gonna do something for it. She's going
(01:21:18):
to do a version of it. But uh, I got
a few different people. I got one that I'm real
happy about.
Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
But there's.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Uh that's for the video release that's going to be
in December, and I'll have more details on that soon.
I did watch the final cut the last night with
my girlfriend, because I was like, hey, I got the
final cut for that. Do you want to watch it?
And she was very excited. She was at the taping,
but she had, you know, seeing the finished product. You
want to see the finish product, and she forgot about
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it a lot of this stuff, and I, you know,
I'm watching it seeing every little thing that goes wrong.
But she's having a blast, laugh in her ass off.
So this was at the Agora.
Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
This was the Agora.
Speaker 10 (01:21:56):
Yea, yeah, and I'm very Yeah. Are there like jib shots?
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I mean there's a little bit of move We didn't
really we didn't have a jib. I didn't a crane.
Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
You don't crane.
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Oh I don't know, you know, but if everybody buys
this one, you can afford a crane, then yeah, then
maybe next time we get a crane.
Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Let's get some crane money for Bill.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah, that'd be amazing. Not everybody's got cranky. So I
find those shots in the stand up specials can be
kind of distracting too, Like they're cool, they're very cool,
but I think you need like one or two tops.
I've seen some specials where they're doing that's all. They
sweeping shot again and again and again, and that's not
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how you watch comedy. You're not floating through the room.
So it can be very distracting at times.
Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
But well it kind of got to be a cliche
shot too. Whoever did it first, everybody started doing it,
and you're like, okay, you want to show how many
people showed up for your thing.
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
I get it, but they'll probably figure that out.
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
If you want to pass this along to Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
My son drives for Amazon and he just called me says, hey, Dad,
where's Allen coxlib?
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
I said, babbilit He said, I'm just delivered to his home.
How cool? Period? So your package is delivered safe.
Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
And sound.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Service that is.
Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
I came home last night to my blender sitting on
the front step. Ooh, that's exciting. I have except the
spot that we put our blender. It's underneath the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
This is too tall, I.
Speaker 10 (01:23:37):
Didn't think, and I need to measure the height of
the blender because we had an Oaster blender that we
had forever and it's fine and it's starting to burn out.
So I ordered this Vita mix and it's just too tall.
And Gwen's like, oh, send it back.
Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
I go.
Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I am not sending this back. We're going to put
the blender in a difference. It's going to find a
new spot. Yes, I'm not packing this thing back up
up and sent taping the box and plase, we're gonna
use this blender. I'm excited.
Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
But yeah, I was all excited last night because I
you know, I was pretty tipsy from the lemon vodka
shots from across the street with our neighbor after trigger treating.
So I get inside, I'm cutting open the Vita mix box,
opening up the blender, and I go to put it
where we got the other one.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
It's too tall. It's gonna be me tonight when I
get home. I got a bunch of things going on tonight,
So dude, I'm hosting the early show for Joe Briggs
at Hilarities, who was waiting to come in and talk
about that. And then I have my show at nine
thirty at Imposters Theater, and then finally I'll be home
(01:24:44):
and I'll get to check out my new I got
a meta quest.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
The meta Quest three? That's the those that's the VR headset?
Speaker 10 (01:24:51):
Uh oh metam et a. I thought I was thinking
M E D I medicine geh Medic Meta Quest.
Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Okay, yeah, I got one of those. More money in
Zuck's pocket, I guess so. But I want to play
that Batman game that looks incredible and what is that
really good? It's a one of the Batman Arkham games. Okay,
but you get to play it with you know, a
little more tactical because you're like moving around, You're thrown punches.
Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
You are Batman. You are Batman Batman Arkham Shadow. Yeah,
and it's supposed to be really really fun. Included with
your headset. Three hundred dollars yeah for the whole rig. Yeah, okay,
I got the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I wanted the extra storage you know on download, you
know you need that extra I got like the five
hundred and twelve gigabytes.
Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
Remember years ago, my son who's almost out of college,
it's got a few more weeks before he went into college.
I bought him for Christmas one year, I bought him
the htc VV pro so I can eleven hundred dollars headset. Yeah,
and you to set up the censors in your room.
He was still living at home and then you got
(01:26:03):
the thing, and I was like, this is pretty cool.
But he was really immersed in it, like he would
fall you know, he's like a seventeen year old dude
or whatever. He'd like fall asleep with it on, and
it was like in real time. Yeah, so like the
sun would be coming up in the goggles when he
I'm like.
Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
Bro, I go that.
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You don't want to go down that road.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
Yeah, But that's the thing with these is they become
obsolete relatively quickly because the technology moves so fast. So like,
you have fun with him, but I dropped way too
much coin on something that was hot at the time.
But and it might still be, but I guarantee he's
probably not using it, yeah as much.
Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
He's just busy. I'm I'm I kind of made this
purchase on a whim and I was like, yeah, let's
try it. Why not, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
See how I like it. It looks fun.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
And I also I like the beat Saber game. That's
really fun.
Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
Meat Saber, No, not Meat Saberhat Saber. Thought it was
like Sim's Tarascaria or something where you're going around the
tables and you're cutting the meat off the.
Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Sword Bilian Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
This game is so realistic that guy only tipped me
fifteen percent.
Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Yeah, why don't they have those kinds of games. I'm
never gonna be Batman, I know. That's the point is
you get to be Batman, And why would you want
to have a game that represents what you could do
in real life?
Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
You could just go get a job at Texas.
Speaker 10 (01:27:31):
Yeah, fog to chow the game. How about that where
you I've never worked at a Tarosco area. I've never
done that. So I've worked fine dining way back in
the day, but it would be fun to do that.
You're walking around asking people would you like meet off
of this sword and they say yes or no, and
then you you know, and you're not going to screw
(01:27:53):
up anything because it's in the game.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
So not meat Saber, not meat saber. A tanner, Hey,
how are you doing? What's up?
Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
I was at a Halloween party.
Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
With Bill Squire.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
Yeah, you were at that Odd Fellows tame Yes, I was.
Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
I was wondering if you ever saw my costume. I
didn't even recognize him dressed up as Jelly. Well he
did great was the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Oh I did see you. I saw you were at
the Picklebacks. You were at the bar I saw you
kind of wandering around there. Yeah, you look great, man, Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
I was hanging out at the bar. I should have
won that costume contest, but I didn't even enter.
Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Now, Tanner, what which iteration of Wolverine were you?
Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
Leather jacket, the leather jacket with the spiked hair, Okay,
not not.
Speaker 10 (01:28:44):
Not blue and yellow Wolverine Jackman, Hugh Jackman. Okay, I
mean I went as I should have gone as Wolverine,
but I went as Hugh Jackman in the music man.
Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Oh that's way better.
Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
That's way better.
Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I'm quite the hoofer. Uh wait, Tanner, did you
say that you.
Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
Ever called you before?
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Well, you can't say that anymore.
Speaker 11 (01:29:09):
I've been a big fan of the show for quite
a while.
Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
I hate the show, Thank.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
You, Tanner.
Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Did you say that you should have won the costume?
Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Wait?
Speaker 10 (01:29:18):
Tanner, did you say that you should have won the
costume contest but you didn't enter?
Speaker 11 (01:29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
Absolutely, Okay, I know I didn't enter, but I should
have won anyway. Gotcha the crowd yep and my costume
was that good? That's how great it looked.
Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I'm just glad that it wasn't a sexy nurse about that.
Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
Meta quest, Yeah, meda quest. I bought one of those things.
And and man, let me tell you, the only good
thing on there is v our porn.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Oh you can watch porn on these Oh yeah, see
I would, okay, I would try it out for that.
I guess which which version do you have? So I
have the two?
Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Played the two. It was all right, but I guess
they've made some leaps and bounds with the three. So
I'm I'm gonna try it out. You can always return it.
Speaker 8 (01:30:09):
I honestly, I don't play it. It was it was.
I played it for a couple of months and it died.
Speaker 10 (01:30:16):
Plus, if you're watching VR porn, they probably are less
likely to take it back because they figure it's been soiled.
It's been defiled, right right, Yeah, well it's a brave
new world. Okay, right, thank you, Tanner. All right, there
you go, there's Tanner. It was at your big Halloween party.
Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah, that was so much fun. So wait, wolverine leather jacket.
It's just spiky hair and a leather coat. I mean
he looked good and he had the claws to clause. Yeah,
but no costume costume? Yeah yeah, I mean he looked good.
But I there are people that put a lot more
time and effort right into their costume. Like the guy
that won was a twelve foot tall grim Reaper, so
(01:30:59):
that and he built the whole costume himself. There was
other people that were dressed like uh, you know, mermaids
and a merman, and they painted their whole bodies like
Zooland Yeah. I mean there was a lot of work
that went into some of these costumes.
Speaker 10 (01:31:13):
So if only there had been a thirteen foot grim reaper,
he could have won.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Always next year, he's on height alone.
Speaker 7 (01:31:20):
Do it next year?
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
You doing on next year? I think we'll do it
again next year.
Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
One of these years, I'm gonna do Halloween. Maybe we
should have an Allen Cocks Show Halloween party next year,
an bring most back we had in the first few
years of the show. That's the only instance in which
I'd really go full tilt boogie.
Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
And now a moment of silence for the brain cells
you lost listening to today's show, Rest easy boys, he's
the La gug Show.
Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
On one seven w MMS.
Speaker 19 (01:32:14):
So excused you.
Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
Yeah, he saw these guys are coming bill they are. Yeah,
that's the Stereophonics. They set their twenty twenty five tour
they have The venue is tb A. I'm not sure
what that stands for. But in one of those new
venues Joe that they're building all over the place around Cleveland.
(01:32:39):
But it's March twenty ninth. If you're a Stereophonics fan
a new bill would be excited.
Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
I'll do that.
Speaker 10 (01:32:48):
So, yeah, music guy, Joe Briggs is out of music guy.
Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
But you don't even have a Bob secret tattoos. I
do have a Bob Segar tattoo. Oh it's not good.
I hope my dad's not listening. He doesn't know about it, Dade.
He hates tattoos and I have like four.
Speaker 10 (01:33:03):
Maybe he hated Bob Seger. No, everybody loves your wife her.
She has a vanity plate Bob Segert. She she's from Michigan. Yeah,
she loves Bob Seger. We we saw We've seen him
a couple of times, but it was years ago. We
saw him here at the Roma Fijo a second row
and Jay Giles band opening up and the dude's grandkids
(01:33:27):
are off to the side, right. Yeah, this wasn't the
farewell to her it's a few years before and the
grandkids are all standing. They're all teenagers, and you would think, oh,
that's just their grandfather, like they might not care. They
were fully into it, totally into it.
Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
Rules.
Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, it was a great, great show.
Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
Saying Night Moves at you give him the business, the business.
Speaker 10 (01:33:52):
So what is the tattoo then, like the silver bullet
band logo or what it's it's not a face of Bob.
Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Let me see where is it?
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Where is it on your ankle?
Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
It's on my entire leg. Oh yeah, it's like, let's
read that. Read the read well, I'll tell him that
it says for God so loved the world, he gave
his only begotten son. And then it's it's Bob seekers
face from the cover of Night Moves.
Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
Yeah, Night Moves. That's fantastic. Joe Briggs is here, tattoo
and all because he's taping something tonight and hilarities.
Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
You look thinner. I lost weight, that would account for it.
That was a very marty respect yea space response, I know.
But you look more smelt.
Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
Yeah, that's the word lot. I've been stomping around New York. Yep, shud,
I cut my hair.
Speaker 10 (01:34:43):
But you've been doing You've been in New York for
a minute, so you've been walking.
Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
Yeah, I just stopped. I stopped eating meat in January,
and I literally think the majority of my weight loss
was just not stopping at every single hot dog vendor.
Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
That's what I was going to say. It's usually it's
hot dog. Wait, it's the most you ever stopped, most
ever stopped, or like the most hot dogs you ever
had it in a day, in a day like when
New York. In New York, when you're just walking around
like probably like like a full twelve hour, like probably
like eight or nine hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
They're so good.
Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
So no, I agree, Like I mean I used to.
There was a period of time where I was doing
I was doing the show every year for the MTV
vm as, so it was like ten fifteen years ago,
and they would send me every year and they would
put us up in Times Square and I would drop
my bag, I go down to the street.
Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
I get a goddamn hot talk just out of the
rat water. It's yeah, so so good. They're so good,
and that like that wasn't even me like doing it there.
I was just like, man, these hot dogs rule. And
I had a couple of drinks, and then every time
I saw a hot dog thing, I was like, oh,
whoa another hot dog? Like four times one time like somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
It was one night yea where I was like walking
to the train and there was it was. I think
it was the night I saw Billy Joel. Okay, that
was all amped up on like Billy Joel, and I
just kept eating hot You were in a hot dog
state of mind. I was in hot heaven. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Now what do you put on it?
Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Just ketchup and mustard?
Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
Ketchup and mustard.
Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
I don't trust the condiments in the cards. That's where
you get in a trouble. No onions or anything like that,
like onions, but like if you're getting a nine hot dogs,
you don't want eight or nine wet onions.
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
You don't want a belly full of wet onions. Oh
so you got to game it out then, yeah, yeah, okay.
I was like, that's one last ingredient that'll give me
food poisoning. So all right, just ketchup and mustard. Yeah, okay,
keep it simple.
Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
Yeah. I do miss Spartman's mustard though so much.
Speaker 10 (01:36:26):
It's so good, it's so good, so hot dog wad
is what you lost?
Speaker 14 (01:36:30):
Then?
Speaker 10 (01:36:31):
Yeah, because I'm always, uh, I'm always a little bit
envious of guys that are like, oh, it's a bunch
of weights. Stop drinking beer, Like that's not a thing
for you know what I mean, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
That's not it's still drinking all the beer. He drinks
a lot of highlights.
Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
I think I did.
Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
I had imagine if you stop drinking beer and stop
eating hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:36:51):
That's I mean, what's the point of I mean.
Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
You can't Yeah, you can't make it carnival existence.
Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah, you could have a hot dog and anielift right now,
I'd go nuts. Hot dog in a highlfe. Yeah, yeah,
see we're coming up with all kinds of good.
Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Is that in that fridge? Yeah, it's probably two years old.
Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Not good.
Speaker 10 (01:37:14):
I don't think it's been into that long because they
just cleaned the fridge out. I think that's relatively were
one of them, Yeah, I think so, just.
Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
The fridge beers here. I always do this thing where
I don't know if you've ever done this, where like
when you when I move into a new place, I
put one beer in the back corner of the fridge
from the day I moved in and then leave it
until I move out and drink.
Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
It, really drank it.
Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Like when I lived in Lakewood for four years, I
put you know the brand black label. Yeah, it was
a black It was able to tell. You could tell.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
But is that true?
Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
Like any any beer, it's not gonna get jammed up
in what period of time?
Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
You're four years?
Speaker 7 (01:37:50):
Four years?
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Is it for a beer?
Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
Beer? I don't know. Okay, I think they only lasts
like six months, right.
Speaker 10 (01:37:56):
I thought, if like you don't you know, you have
a case of it in the garage, it's refrigerator anything.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
But if it's in the fridge, you might get eight
months out of it. But I want to four months.
Four years is a long time and gross. When I
drank it, yeah, yeah, but I drank it.
Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
I thought as long as you didn't pop it, you
were fine.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
No. See, I don't know these things.
Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
I don't have cans of beer in my house, so
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
I don't really buy beer for the house either, But
I just when I move in, you have everybody over
the first time, leave one beer.
Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Yeah. I get people that leave beers. Yeah, Like from
I have a bunch of beers left over from my
Super Bowl party still and they're just sitting there because
I don't drink a lot of beers at home.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
I mean, my favorite there's a kind of you. He
knows a MIC's drink. He doesn't drink at all, you know,
he never drinks. But he still has beer in his
fridge from like two years ago when I left it
in his fridge and I'm like, just throw it out
and he's like, no, I don't want to waste them.
You don't drink.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
And also, Nobod's gonna drink it. Noody's gonna drink Yeah,
you knew it was yours though. Every time he went over.
Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
There, you're like, hey, there's my beer, there's my PBR. Yeah,
I wonder where I left it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
You don't have to worry about anybody else drinking it.
So what is tonight going to look?
Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Like?
Speaker 10 (01:38:58):
What's tonight? You must be very excited?
Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
So no, uh.
Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
No, just nervous. It'll be good though. You should go.
Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Why are you nervous?
Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Because I don't like crowds of people.
Speaker 10 (01:39:11):
Okay, you could do your show. You're back to them.
Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
I mean, that's not how you want to record it. No, traditionally.
Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Have you seen the comedian with his back to the crowd.
Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
He is just delight. I mean, didn't Mitch Hedberg used
to do that stuff. I have no idea he kind
of did. He would like hide behind curtain sometimes. And
those jokes. No, it's should be good. It's just a
bunch of jokes that I've had for a while. And
I had a buddy who was like, we should record it,
and we're recording it, and my parents are going to
be at one of them that don't like that, have
you earl? I think I think they're coming from a
(01:39:45):
wedding in Parma.
Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Where are your parents?
Speaker 8 (01:39:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:39:51):
No, But have you done a special before?
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
No? Oh, this is the first one. Well that's why
you're nervous.
Speaker 7 (01:39:56):
Yeah. I think I fell asleep at like six am. Yeah,
for no reason. Just was like laying in bed, like,
well nervous. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
That'll be that all right. But it's one show.
Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
And then you take the best of both and smash
the bot them together and then there it is.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Joe's very funny, good writer, great crowd energy. Well you're
on Chrismaquonzica two.
Speaker 7 (01:40:20):
Yeah, it's Christmas Quona we're gonna Chris Mawonta cut it up.
Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
You can get all of Joe's information, by the way,
if you go to Cleveland Rockhall dot com.
Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 10 (01:40:33):
You squatted on that one because they didn't take it.
Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Somebody tried to buy it a couple months ago. I
think we talked about it last week.
Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
I think we did.
Speaker 7 (01:40:39):
Yeah, somebody offered me like three hundred dollars for it,
one dollars and my only reply was just try three million. Yeah,
they didn't respond. Are you writing back about three thousand?
How about you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
I might have overshot.
Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
I stand by it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I think it's great.
Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
If I could cash out on that website for three million. Yeah,
pretty sweet, pretty sick? Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
So with the special coming or filming tonight, are you
putting the name out there already? Because I kind of
already did what name of the album? I haven't picked
the name yet. You haven't picked the name? Which one
did you put after I put? I kind of put.
I said that it was supposed to be Joe Briggs
has a gun?
Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Or God or old freight train Yeah? How about old
freight train has a gun? Freight train has a gun?
And it doesn't even have Joe Briggs on it at all.
I love that as a marketing decision.
Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 10 (01:41:31):
It is nothing attached to you. It doesn't have your name,
and it's a picture of your bob seeger tattoo. It's
called old train wreck or whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:41:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
Yeah, how are things going?
Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
Pretty good?
Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Yeah, I'm doing a special, no I got Yeah, what
about your personal life?
Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
It's fine, living, laughing, loving.
Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Living, laughing and loving.
Speaker 8 (01:41:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Yeah, in New York City, in New York City.
Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
Yeah, well but you have also you know Mary sam Tora,
who's not here today, but we were talking, you know,
midweek about like her plan has never been to be
in New York for a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
She wants to put in a couple of Well that's
that's kind of and you alluded to this last time.
Speaker 10 (01:42:11):
But I'm always curious kind of at what point people go,
this might be it it's time to like leave, or
you know, I.
Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
Feel like I'm just doing I don't want to set
a deadline because that feels like weird.
Speaker 10 (01:42:23):
Right, Like she said, two or three years if I'm
in the same if I'm kind of spinning my wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
I mean, she's got a guy here and all that.
Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Kind of stuff. But I kept doing like year by year.
So I'm like, our least is up in May. I'm
probably gonna do another year and then we'll see what
happens the year for that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
And you've you haven't been there a long time. A
year and a half, year and a half. I've seen
married three times, four times, Yeah, in a year. So
we've seen her, we've seen her more here. Yeah, well
she's in Queen's Where are you baby and raised?
Speaker 8 (01:42:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:42:53):
Okay, how do you like to.
Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Mary doesn't like the crowds in Brooklyn? How do you
like the bread?
Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
I like the Brooklyn crowds?
Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
You like them?
Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
Why doesn't marry like them?
Speaker 14 (01:43:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (01:43:00):
I don't know. I mean, well, I look like I
was literally like molded.
Speaker 10 (01:43:04):
And your manufactured.
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
I hate that. Everyone there is like you dressed like
a hipster. I'm like, this is how we just dressed
in Cleveland. Man, let it go.
Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
No, it's not h it is.
Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
I like g I got my gene.
Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Yeah, I love your look. But dude, I put on
Joe's glasses the other day. Oh you want to it's
terrified bottles. Well, no, just like the look, look he
looks like he looks like somebody that's a Bill. Don't
have a backup pair, don't break him, don't throw them back?
Then cool, what's the matter with those I mean you
(01:43:37):
know that they are thick, and he looks like he's
gonna like say something real crepated, like like your daughter
is gonna grow up to be a real looker. That's
what Bill looks like with those glasses on. Your dad
can't take you.
Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
I can.
Speaker 10 (01:43:53):
Joe Briggs is doing his special tonight and hilarities, not
Joe Bob Briggs. That's going to be a thought in
your side. Boy that we talked about that last time.
Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
I don't know if we.
Speaker 10 (01:44:03):
Did, but but that guy, I mean googling you, it's
like a picture of you, ten pictures of him. Yeah,
I'm like, he's not Joe Briggs, You're Joe Briggs.
Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
There was a there was a like when I first
moved in New York, I did a show at a
club and I was kind of like, I'm surprised they
booked me. But I was like, I was like, oh,
maybe a comedy was going better in Cleveland than I thought.
It was like somebody told him about me. M M
and then I go on stage and they have like
the TVs next to the stage with people's Instagram handles,
and I like get on stage and like I hear
my it was Raj in the back and he's like
(01:44:32):
cracking up, and I'm like, what's going on? And I
looked at the TV and it just has at Joe
Bob Briggs and I was like, how did you get
Like how did you look at?
Speaker 14 (01:44:40):
So?
Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
What do you do?
Speaker 7 (01:44:41):
Just did my set and I was like, hopefully they
like it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
It's like the Brian Riggan bite where they thought he
was the screenwriter for one hundred and one docinations.
Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
Like yeah, yeah, but I just like, how do you
make these Joe Bob Briggs in a Jill Bob Briggs
Yeah twice my age.
Speaker 10 (01:44:58):
He wears a cowboy hat yep, and different areas of expertise.
By the way, like you weren't doing a set at
a horror movie con or something.
Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
I don't even think he does stand up. That's why
I was like, no, he does it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's all like he's watching
old movies with people.
Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Yeah, It's just weird that a club was like, we
got him? What a get You finally got him?
Speaker 7 (01:45:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:45:18):
It is weird though. We were just talking about this
with whether it's I mean a lot of it's political,
but it's like the lack of vetting the people are doing,
just the lack of attention to detail, whether it's a show,
making sure you got the right guy, you know, it's
one extra email or something. It's like nobody's at the
wheel for so many things and I can't figure it out.
Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
Dude. I've gotten like booked for shows, like our buddy
Raj went I went to Florida and he was like, oh,
let him know you know me? And I was like, oh,
I'm friends with Raj. And it turns out it was
just a different guy named Yah different Raj and I
got booked on like a whole week and of show
and then they were like, guys like, I don't know you,
but you can get you know, yeah, how do you
know him? I was like from Cleveland and Arkansas. They're like, oh,
I don't know he was in this Like it took
(01:46:03):
like hours before he figured out. He's like, but well
you did fine, And I was like, well, yeah, told
me I'm good.
Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
The wrong RAJ.
Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
Yeah, good album.
Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
I was going to say, call your album the wrong one,
the wrong yeah, Joe Briggs, the wrong ra Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
Or just call it not Joe Bob Briggs. I miss
My roommate used to do a comedy like. He's very
was very he's very funny, you know Joe. But he
always used to say he was going to name his album,
like if if you ever put out a comedy album,
he was just gonna name it the name of all
of his ex girlfriends in a row. Yeah, so like
like so like when they google his like their own name,
it just comes up with his comedy album. Was like,
(01:46:42):
that'd be so sick.
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Yeah, if you had a lot of ex girlfriends, that
would be fun, which he does.
Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 10 (01:46:50):
Do you have a current girlfriend? No, oh you don't
have a lady friend. No, you got a boyfriend?
Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
I wish right. He's a nice, sweet angel from having
his only purpose in life was to make me happy. Yeah,
they have a real bromance going on there. You're lucky
that I'm both straight. You want to be able to
handle the love with him? It's insane.
Speaker 10 (01:47:11):
Love is love.
Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
Love is love always wins. It really is, especially in Brooklyn. Yeah,
oh man, but he's in Cleveland still so oh still
back here. It's a long distance relationship. Yeah, boy, that's
really going around.
Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
What long distance? I just got out of a long
distance one.
Speaker 9 (01:47:26):
Really.
Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
Yeah, she was in she was in Saten Island and
you were in Milwaukee Milwaukee. Oh really? Okay, you were
dating Yannis. Weren't you on the bucks?
Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
I wish again he's coming to New York.
Speaker 6 (01:47:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
So how did that? Okay, listen, how did did you
ever live in Milwaukee?
Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Okay, So how did the two of you cross paths
in the first place?
Speaker 7 (01:47:48):
I did a comedy festival in Alaska, okay, and then
she was also in it. And then when she was
a comedian yeah okay, and I showed up there. I
was sick, so I missed like the first couple of days.
And then the first show I get to, I'm like
hopped up on ni quill because it was the only
medicine I bought, and I had to do this show.
And I get there and they're like, hey, just so
you know, you have to do this show in your underwear,
(01:48:09):
and I was like, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 14 (01:48:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
It was one of those I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
I hate those so much, just like stand upright, but
they were like, yeah, I do it in your underwear,
and so I did it, and then afterwards I was like,
I need a drink more than I've ever needed one
because I just had to do stand up in like
everyone else is doing lame stuff too, like putting cans
in their pants or like yeah, carpet and it's like right.
But I got off stage and went to the bar
and she was like, oh, we met one time in
Milwaukee when I did shows there, and she's like, what
(01:48:33):
are you doing. I was like, I need a Miller
High Life and a shot of for Net and she
was like same, and then we hung out the whole weekend.
Speaker 9 (01:48:37):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
Yeah, in Alaska. It was weird.
Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
So she went back to Milwaukee. You go back to
New York. Yeah, what's the Milwaukee comedy scene? I mean,
I grew in Chicago, so it's like Milwaukee. We were
there all the time, but I was a kid comedy.
Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
It's like weird because it was good, Like I did
shows there like when we were dating, and it was
actually like good. But I feel like a lot of
their comics just moved to Chicago. Because it's so close. Right,
So if you want, it's a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:49:01):
Hipper than it used to be, though you Milwaukee used
to be like, oh my god, what's like a game?
Speaker 15 (01:49:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Now there's stuff going on.
Speaker 7 (01:49:06):
Yeah, yeah, there's a couple of bars. But I think
Cleveland has a better scene. I stand by that.
Speaker 10 (01:49:11):
I think you're probably right.
Speaker 8 (01:49:12):
I think so.
Speaker 10 (01:49:13):
I mean I can't obviously, I don't know both Milwaukee. Yeah,
slamil schla Maazel.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
And we don't have comics that break people's hearts. Hey, hey,
so she's still in Milwaukee. It just didn't work out.
It ran its course. Yeah, distance, it's hard.
Speaker 10 (01:49:30):
She got tired of you choosing hot dogs over her.
Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
Babe, What do you.
Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Want from me? Yeah, I gotta live.
Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
Ask me to change. I gotta live my life, live
my life. If I can't eat a hot dog, then
what's the point of living? That is the point.
Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
That is a Billy Joel song right there.
Speaker 7 (01:49:44):
Hot dog is life.
Speaker 10 (01:49:48):
Joe Briggs is doing a show tonight at Hilarities. You'll
have a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
What time of the.
Speaker 7 (01:49:54):
Shows six thirty nine to fifteen. I really should have this,
like memorized, memorized I have.
Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
I probably have it in front of me sixteen let
me double check here and every buddy so we all
know I talked to him. I'm hosting the Early Show,
John Armstrong's hosting the Late Show, and then Brett Thomas's
featuring in those shows. And uh, Brett Thomas last night
did my show a high and dry?
Speaker 14 (01:50:17):
And we did.
Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
We did. Everyone did like a character of like a
famous comic. And Brett's notoriously like dead pan like he
sounds like he's like, hey, guys, that's like a pretty
accurate And then but last night he did Sebastian Menascalco
so like his version of animated doing like he was
up half a notch from what his normal energy is,
(01:50:41):
but doing Sebastian jokes, which was the best thing I've
ever seen. And it actually did funny Sebastian material or
yeah he did it was it was so funny.
Speaker 7 (01:50:50):
He's like, aren't you embarrassed?
Speaker 10 (01:50:54):
Sixty fifteen tonight? Yeah, hilarities. You might know it as
the Fourth Street Theater or Pickwick and Frolic.
Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Do you hear your brother help you market at all? No?
Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
Also, you know what I'm most proud of is when
I was walking here there's like doctors with that borders
right by corner rally. I didn't give them money, but
I talked, I'm gonna go into the show later. Now
I kind of feel that I'm gonna give money.
Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
When we went to see.
Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
Malaney, I mean, laughter is the best medicine. The borders.
Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
The first time Joe ever got recognized, like, oh, doing
comedy two years ago. It was two years ago. Yeah,
we went to see John Mullaney and uh, we're walking
around the concourse and this lady just like cute girl
goes to Joe, goes, you do comedy. I think you're funny,
and Joe is just like, I didn't know how to react.
He's like, I do thank you. Yeah, no, watch me
(01:51:48):
like short circuits, go get her number or something. And
she was already gone.
Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
She was already gone.
Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
And I was like, I don't want to play back
to Milwaukee.
Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:51:57):
I didn't want to ruin that moment. I was like,
this is the first time I've ever been wreckings. I'm
not going to ruin it by getting rejected.
Speaker 8 (01:52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:52:02):
And the thing is the first time you ever get
recognized for something, it could be the last. You want
to savor the moment you might not get another shot
at it.
Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
No, it's it was. It was good.
Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
I was pumped about it. She recognized you, she thought
you were funny. Did she say it was funny? I
think she literally just said, she said, you're all you remember?
Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
Is her going?
Speaker 7 (01:52:21):
You do comedy, which is a weird way to like
start a conversation.
Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
But also, if you know somebody does comedy and you
don't like them, you don't go you do comedy and
I didn't like this end of statement.
Speaker 10 (01:52:33):
Yeah, yeah, but you never know anymore either. People feel
really compelled to tell you when they don't like something.
Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
We get that.
Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
We get that a lot where people I feel like
they say like, oh, big fan. But then I sometimes
I'll know who the person is and I'm like, I
actually know you don't like me. You are lying to
listen to the show, but you say mean things about
me a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Or there's like I don't know if you've ever done
like showcase style shows or somethings like you were very funny,
but uh I liked him better.
Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Yeah, it's always like you could have just stopped it.
You were really funny. Yeah, all he had to say
is you were really funny. That was Dalton's album. Right,
you were funny too, were funny too?
Speaker 13 (01:53:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Yeah, oh you were funny too. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 10 (01:53:12):
I came for the other guy, but see, that's what
you want. I came for him, but I saw you
and you were rules.
Speaker 7 (01:53:17):
That's the best fan.
Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
That is the best yep, new fan. Well it's good
to see it, dude, Thanks for having me. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:24):
Joe Briggs and his Bob Seekert tattoo and his deep
and abiding love for hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (01:53:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
At Hilarities tonight six thirty and nine to fifteen, he's taping.
Mom and dad will be there at one of them.
I think you want to impress his parents. You want
to show up. I want to know that his parents
feel good about the whole situation. Yeah, they're supportive.
Speaker 7 (01:53:46):
I hope. How is your mother?
Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
My mom's a sweetheart, I know. Yeah, I remember, does
she have any tattoos?
Speaker 19 (01:53:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
It took me a second, you know, he was like,
I like to throw tattoos out just to see if Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:54:00):
No, she is.
Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
I think neither one of my parents have tattoos. My
brother has one they don't know about. And then I
have a couple.
Speaker 10 (01:54:08):
I was gonna say. They they frown on that in general.
They think it's defiling the body or my mom.
Speaker 7 (01:54:13):
I don't think care is my Dad's just like, you're
gonna regret that one. Then I was like, I'm never
gonna regret anything of.
Speaker 10 (01:54:17):
That, right, Why would I do? I'm not seventeen? Yeah, way, yeah,
I didn't get you know, a piece of pizza on
a surfboard. Yeah, I'm like, it's Robert Seeger.
Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
And I was thirty one when I got it. It's
I'm halfway done already, Like it's.
Speaker 10 (01:54:29):
Yeah, you're gonna regret that someday. Yeah, all right, Buy
the tickets for the show tonight, whatever the special is
going to be called.
Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
It'll be great.
Speaker 10 (01:54:40):
And if you can't see Joe tonight, he'll be back
for Chris Mkwonzica and with Bill Squire that'll be at
the Agora into some of the twenty eighth. You can
go online and see everything that's going on there. Joe
is also here dot com or just go to Cleveland
Rock Hall dot com and you'll get all the details.
Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
Call the Alan Cock Show.
Speaker 7 (01:54:57):
I'm sure it'll.
Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
Work for people on vacation when they don't have to
to do something, but I can't imagine it working on
a day to day basis two.
Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
One six, five, seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 10 (01:55:16):
Three five.
Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
I want to send me a text, Alanchochro dot com.
Want to email me? You can do it there.
Speaker 10 (01:55:22):
If you want to watch live, you can find me
Al on Countro YouTube channel. Calves play tonight. You will
hear that on the iHeartRadio app and of course live
on WMMS Calves against the Orlando Magic seven o'clock the
Romo Fijo before they hit the road to play in
the aforementioned Milwaukee, Wisconsin against the Bucks and then the
(01:55:44):
Bucks come here on Monday. Calves remain undefeated five and
zero right now, but it's a long season and as
I understand it, still many many games to be played.
There are I was looking over some data earlier not
to get to granular with it, but it turns out
(01:56:05):
this season they have more than seventeen games to play.
I think I have that right, unless I was misreading
that at least seventeen games to play. But Calves Magic
tonight seven o'clock on WMMS. Allan, you talk about nobody
(01:56:25):
communicating or nobody vetting anything. It even happens at the
factory where I work. A truck will show up for
delivery on Saturday, but nobody's there on the weekends, so
they have to sleep in their cab until Monday. Imagine that, right, honey,
I'm going to be camping out in the in the
(01:56:46):
parking lot of this factory for they dead head back
to Tampa or whatever. So there's a kid. Let me
play this for you. It's a piece of video from
a mom who took to TikTok to mention a note
that she got from her son's school. And she's like, hey,
(01:57:11):
I want to let you know your son's not in trouble,
but FYI, and she posts a copy of the message
or whatever.
Speaker 20 (01:57:20):
This is the text I got from my kindergartener's teacher
this morning. Good morning. Let me first say Hudson is
not in trouble for this. He came up to me
before recess and pulled this out of his pocket, asking
what it was. I did not tell him what it was,
just that I will dispose of it and let you
know that we discovered this.
Speaker 10 (01:57:44):
There's a picture of a condom, her little kid at
a condom in his pocket.
Speaker 20 (01:57:49):
That, friends, is a condom that my five year old
brought to school today. Well, the rest of the conversation, clearly,
I have no idea where this condom comes from. He
said he'd just put his hands in his pocket.
Speaker 7 (01:58:06):
And found it.
Speaker 20 (01:58:08):
Now Heaven and I went to Walmart the other night
we bought had some some new jeans because he wanted them.
Apparently there was a condom in the jean pockets. So
my five year old brought a condom to school today.
Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Someone is lying, because I think this kid f's That's
what I think.
Speaker 10 (01:58:32):
I think this kid either the dad is lying it
was his and he, in a moment of panic, stuck
it into his kid's jeans and then forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
There is a chance that.
Speaker 10 (01:58:46):
When they bought these kids jeans at Walmart there was
already a condom in the pocket. Somebody goofing around. Maybe,
but I think the kid is lying to his parents.
You think he yeah, he's out there. Yeah, I think
this five year old kid. Now, first off, props to
him because he's being responsible. Right, he can't even do
(01:59:10):
anything yet, It's not like he needs it. He's five,
But you still won't be safe.
Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 10 (01:59:16):
Safety first, Yeah, how just as as an administrative point here, Uh,
how are people arriving at their kids' names? She's like, so,
Hudson came back from school. I don't know, are you
name your kid whatever you want? But it was you know,
(01:59:36):
we were on trigger treat last night. I overheard a guy,
well who doesn't Danny. I Llo, come on, I overheard
a guy last night referring to his son Nixon, And
I'm like, bro, you know, he's probably some like you know,
he was probably after the skatewear brand because.
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Skater died, dude whatever, But that's not would be are
gonna think of when the uh you know, yeah, I
guess maybe not. But even if it was nic K,
they're gonna think of Richard Nixon. Hey, Nixon, get over
here a way. Yeah, this is our dog checkers. So anyway,
I think that the kid.
Speaker 10 (02:00:21):
They should be by the way because apparently there's video
they should be checking the background on his Diddy freak
COFs for that kid, because the witnesses have been looking
at some of these Diddy freak cough VIDs. And the
headline was that the grand jury has been looking at
some video and the headline was that there were a
(02:00:44):
list celebrities in one of the Diddy videos that they
looked at as part of this ongoing litigation, and I
was thinking, Oh, these people must be clenched up, worried
that they're gonna get found out. Well, it turns out
that the celebrities were the victim, including underage stars. Now,
(02:01:05):
it might be a lot of clickbait. There's a guy
who's kind of been making the rounds and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:01:09):
Being setting up another Nickelodeon documentary.
Speaker 10 (02:01:12):
Yeah, but no, I was thinking like, oh, you know,
I don't know, I don't know how many a list
underage stars there are. But but one of the witnesses
in this has been saying that he saw sex tapes
(02:01:33):
that had some well known people in it, including at least,
he says, two underage male stars. This is a guy
who testified in front of the grand jury yesterday that
he saw six males and two female celebrities engaging in
sex acts with Ditty on the tapes. He said they
(02:01:55):
all appeared to be inebriated. You think they'd have to be, right,
you know, walking in like, hey, can I get a
cranberry juice? I'm just gonna dive right into this puppy
pile and we'll see how it shakes out. Maybe that
Zachary ty Bryan was part of it. You know, the
kid from Home Improvement who keeps getting duys, keeps getting
(02:02:16):
d He's a grown ass man. What's got to be
tough when you're like a I don't know that any
of those Home Improvement kids emerged unscathed.
Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
It's not like they have careers.
Speaker 10 (02:02:25):
I don't think it's gonna suck if you're a you know,
that's a tale as old as time. The kid actors
who you know, get a little older, a little ganglier,
and all dries up for him and they turned to
the bottle. But this guy is making the rounds.
Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
I guess.
Speaker 10 (02:02:44):
I'm unclear how they can be doing television interviews if
they're a witness and testifying.
Speaker 7 (02:02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
I don't know how that works.
Speaker 10 (02:02:54):
But this guy, Courtney Burgess was on Ashley Banfield's show
talking about how he's saw two or three underage celebrities
in one of these Diddy Frea cough tapes, eleven flash
drives that he said were given to him by Ditty's
(02:03:16):
ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:03:17):
This woman kim Porter.
Speaker 10 (02:03:20):
And so the the the Diddy thing because a lot
of people are asking the question, why is Diddy in
jail and that Abercrombie and Fitch ceo is walking around.
You know, they scooped that guy up too, the former
Abercrombie CEO, that Mike Jeffries. Well, yeah, they got him
(02:03:40):
on some kitty porn thing. And if you remember the
Abercrombie documentary, if you've seen it, it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
That was more about like discriminations.
Speaker 10 (02:03:52):
Well it was, yeah, but he was in it. No,
it was called White Hot, it was the Rise. It
was called The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
And I guess that that.
Speaker 10 (02:04:04):
Documentary led them in the direction of looking into this guy,
Mike Jeffries, who is eighty years old by the way,
but he's had so much plastic surgery. He looks very
very strange. I mean, he's had you know a lot
of tightening done and whatever. But they arrested him sixteen
(02:04:25):
federal charges, including sex trafficking and prostitution. Abercrombie and Fitch,
by the way, based in Ohio. That Less Wexner, he's
the richest man in the state. Yeah, he's the guy
behind all these companies. He was the guy that was
bankrolling Jeffrey Epstein and you know, and so all of
(02:04:48):
these people who had come forward saying, yeah, Mike Jeffries was,
you know, tickling my Nickels or whatever. And that documentary
is pretty wild because the whole thing it is largely
about discrimination, but that whole documentary is also kind of
alluding to the fact that, you know, they liked smooth
(02:05:10):
boys to be there their models, because.
Speaker 2 (02:05:15):
That's what some people liked.
Speaker 10 (02:05:19):
And this Mike Jeffries guy was credited with making Abercrombie
what it was. Abercrombie and Fitch have been around since
the sixties, and it was like in the toilet and
this guy comes along. He's like, we're gonna have half
naked people stand out front of our stores. We're gonna
send these glossy catalogs out. But obviously that kind of environment,
(02:05:41):
in hindsight, you go, oh, that was like a you know,
that was a playground for people who probably did not
have the best of intentions.
Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
And so, yeah, Mike Jeffries, they've indicted him on a
bunch of nasty charges.
Speaker 10 (02:05:57):
But he's walking around and diddies in jail and they
can't figure out. I mean, the cases are not exactly
the same.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
Obviously.
Speaker 10 (02:06:09):
I don't know that there were aber Crombie freak offs.
Speaker 7 (02:06:13):
I'd like to know that.
Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
But you have to think there are a lot of
people worried about these ditty tapes.
Speaker 10 (02:06:24):
You know, he's just trying to stay out of prison
for the rest of his life, but there have to
be a lot of famous people in these The white
parties are one thing. We've all seen photos because he
invited so many people to white parties that you know,
people go, oh, look, Trump was, Yeah, everybody was at
the White Party.
Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
I think those parties. I mean he had a ton
of parties. I think when you you throw all those
parties so that the ones that are extra freaky kind
of get you know, it creates like a thing like, oh,
why was that one and it was wild?
Speaker 7 (02:06:57):
And then there's the ones that were actually the.
Speaker 10 (02:07:00):
Legal stuff, yeah, fining hookers and yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:07:03):
Those ones kind of get mixed around with that and
they and then it just becomes rumors, not right, actual evidence.
Speaker 5 (02:07:10):
Right.
Speaker 10 (02:07:12):
No, the the the the Epstein stuff with Trump, that's
a whole other thing. I mean, you can pin him
to that. There's like Epstein tapes that they dropped of
him talking about all that stuff, but the Diddy thing.
Everybody wanted to get invited to Diddy parties, the white parties,
I mean, and and people who don't even have the
whiff of impropriety about them.
Speaker 11 (02:07:32):
Right.
Speaker 10 (02:07:32):
If you see Martin Short in a white suit at
a Diddy party, you know, nobody's like, oh my god,
Martin Short, was that the freak Off? They're like, no,
it's Paul Schaeffer in there. Those aren't the guys they're thinking, now,
I would like to see Jimmy click. Yeah, the white party,
a big white suit.
Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:07:55):
So yeah, this.
Speaker 10 (02:07:59):
This wit and says, there's a whole lot of videotape
from the freak Offs. They got some underage celebrities in there,
and obviously people are curious about who those might be.
Allan in the car community, some kids are named after cars.
Hudson Lincoln, Zephyr Zephyr. Paolo ben Chero is out for
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six weeks. Oh boy, yeah, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (02:08:30):
I think an oblique tear or something like that. Oh yeah,
how do you do that? I don't know, you move wrong.
Speaker 10 (02:08:39):
I mean, you gotta do your calisthenics. You gotta do
your work. Yeah, you gotta stay limber.
Speaker 18 (02:08:46):
You know.
Speaker 10 (02:08:46):
I do all my stretches before I start lifting in
the morning. You got to you got to warm up,
especially I'm fifty three man, especially, gotta warm up, Gotta
stretch the hammies. You got to get yourself moving and grooving.
Well anything Danny Masterson was at any of those Diddy parties,
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I don't know. Maybe don't know. Yeah, so that whole
situation remains to be seen. But again, back to the
kid whose mom posted that he went to school and
had a condom in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (02:09:28):
I think that that kid is lying to his parents.
I bet he got it from another kid in school
and then just like man, another kid.
Speaker 8 (02:09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:09:40):
I think it would have been better if the teacher
was like, hey, he's not in trouble or anything, but
we found this in his pocket and it's a used condom.
Because then the mom goes, all right, I haven't even
had the talk with him, and the kid sits there
and he's like, Mom, I don't need the talk. I'm
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walking the walk. Mom, look at this, Yeah, I use it,
and it's still empty. Nothing's coming it's still dust. I'm five,
there's nothing coming out.
Speaker 19 (02:10:13):
I want to be sure you know how to use
a condom, rubber, a raincoat, a boner, bucket, party hat, squirt, skirt,
love sock.
Speaker 10 (02:10:26):
Love sock. So it's the real explanation is probably not
that exciting. Let's be honest, it's probably not that. But
I just like that the mom felt compelled to put
that on TikTok because there's like, no, there's no big twist.
There's no twist.
Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
Yeah, there's no Hey, this is the message and you know, Okay, Well,
I mean it's it's a kicker.
Speaker 10 (02:10:53):
It's a human interest story. That's why I'm talking about it.
I thought it was funny, but I don't know. I mean,
when you're in high school, you're walking around with condoms
in your back pocket because you want people to notice.
You're trying to get that ring in your wallet or something, right,
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I mean.
Speaker 7 (02:11:16):
You get there.
Speaker 10 (02:11:16):
No, I'm talking about I was in the eighties. But
you know, trouble is if you end up with the ring,
that means that you're unused. Yeah, they go, goddamn long
is that in there?
Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
Go?
Speaker 7 (02:11:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (02:11:28):
I opened it up and it was all powder. Is
that too long for a condom?
Speaker 2 (02:11:32):
They're supposed to, yeah, not revert to a powder state.
Speaker 5 (02:11:36):
Now we come to a very important section, one that
everyone dreads or is.
Speaker 2 (02:11:42):
Embarrassed by or tries to avoid completely.
Speaker 13 (02:11:46):
The Allan Coxshaw on one hundred point seven domms.
Speaker 10 (02:12:02):
This is a good song reinventing your exit off of
that album. And also it's worth mentioning since they're gonna
play all ten tracks front to back, smack dab in
the middle of that album. It's like a jazzy little
instrumental that I'm sure they're going to be throwing in
there as a little interlude that's not bad, called the
Blue Note. I think under Oath started as a Christian
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band when they first got going. I don't know if
they were playing the worship festivals or.
Speaker 18 (02:12:30):
What, but.
Speaker 10 (02:12:32):
That's usually the way it goes. You know, the more
popular they get, they go well. They slowly backed away
from being a Christian band. I don't know if that
rises to the level of them renouncing their faith, but
as a band they don't want to be identified so
much as a Christian band, but I'm pretty sure that's
how they started. Also, be very careful as far as
(02:12:58):
spelling goes. I'll point this out to you it is
under Oath, not the band Undeath. You know you read
it too fast one way to the Oh, you take
out that R and O. Uh, you might think you're
going to see Undeath instead of under Oath. Personally, I'm
a bigger fan of Undeath, but just be there. They're
two very different bands. You want to make sure you're
(02:13:20):
going to see. This is not under Oath, this is Undeath,
this is superior.
Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
As far as I'm consarned, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with the opposite direction you are.
Speaker 10 (02:13:34):
You want to hear that guy whining and screaming. Okay,
I guess we're gonna split down the middle. We've we've
hit an impasse between under Oath and Undeath. Bill Squire
Friday get Down in under an hour. That's how we
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begin the weekend around these parts, right, No, we haven't.
We were out last Friday. I think the Friday before
you were out or.
Speaker 7 (02:14:05):
I was out?
Speaker 10 (02:14:06):
Uh, yeah, I was out Friday before. So it's been
a couple of weeks since we've had a live Friday
get Down. Of course, some people think I've only done
one in October?
Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
Have you?
Speaker 7 (02:14:17):
Because I mean I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:14:18):
Maybe I haven't even done one in October.
Speaker 7 (02:14:21):
Let me look at what because.
Speaker 10 (02:14:22):
I know, boy, if we went an entire month get
down free, that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
I think I did one the eleventh. Okay, No, we
were off.
Speaker 10 (02:14:31):
We were off the eleventh, I know we were We
had a lot of October was really all over the
place because we were out the fourth, we were out,
the eleventh, wet the eighteenth, we were out last. You
didn't do a get down in the entire month of October?
Speaker 2 (02:14:47):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (02:14:48):
Wow, all right, Well then we'll pick it back up
from September. That's just how it shakes out. So that's
how you know that the weekend has begun and Calves
played the weekends in October. Nope, of course some people
have already gotten going.
Speaker 16 (02:15:05):
I'm sure Hope fly to a family of six.
Speaker 10 (02:15:10):
Jez Brian's early out there doing his own thing. He
is on shuffle in more ways than just musically.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Now I'm gonna talk.
Speaker 10 (02:15:24):
Michael is the guy who calls and always immediately drops
the N word, so I always have to dump him.
He has a compulsion to do this, and I don't
quite understand it. But I'm not here to pick your brain, Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:15:40):
Hello, Alan Cox.
Speaker 10 (02:15:42):
Yes, Michael, you always call me and you immediately you
always immediately drop.
Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
The N word.
Speaker 10 (02:15:47):
And I don't know why that is. I mean, I
just think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:15:53):
I think other people find it funny as well.
Speaker 10 (02:15:55):
They don't it's super lame, super lame. I have like
five I thank you, Michael, I have five hundred people
watching me.
Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
But what I don't know, don't understand.
Speaker 10 (02:16:11):
No, but he'll call and he'll pretend he's from New
Jersey or Florida or something like that. I don't I
don't quite understand it. But it's not like we go,
we just go, yeah, don't. I got to dump it.
Speaker 2 (02:16:24):
I mean, he didn't do it this time. But uh,
you know, all right, keep keep keep doing your thing, Bud,
that's what you Uh, that's good Anya. Yeah, Alan, the
love of my life and I just got out of
court to finalize the divorce and it's been an incredibly
(02:16:44):
hardier but you guys are keeping me going.
Speaker 10 (02:16:49):
How about that? Can you imagine? And I cannot thank
you enough. Could you hit the post on China and
you crazy dime?
Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
No? I mean that's got such a long long of
beginning on it I has such a.
Speaker 10 (02:17:08):
Hard year, such a hard year, and it takes a
minute to get going. I mean, I love the song,
but I like when it starts to kick in right, Oh,
those first strains. Now, this is parts one through five.
(02:17:31):
He wanted six through nine. I'm partial to one through five.
But when my son and I went to see Britt
Floyd this past summer, because my son is a massive
Pink Floyd fan, and obviously that's closer you're gonna get
all these Pink Floyd tribute bands, and it was and
(02:17:52):
Wish you were here is a top tier.
Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
F record.
Speaker 10 (02:17:57):
Don't sleep on it, literally, don't sleep well, congratulations. I mean,
I know it's been a hard year, and it sounds
like the divorce is terrible. It sounds like if only
one person wants it. But listen, you gotta move on.
Speaker 7 (02:18:15):
I'm a.
Speaker 10 (02:18:17):
I'm not a child of divorce. I'm a parent of divorce.
And you know you're a producer of it. If I'm
a producer of divorce. Yes, you and I are both
parents of divorce. Yeah, and even in the best of situations,
it's it's very, very hard, So we.
Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
We can sympathize.
Speaker 7 (02:18:40):
Allen.
Speaker 10 (02:18:40):
I guess that mom. Best case scenario, they found a
condom in her son's pocket. That's better than getting a
note from the teacher saying that the kid was vomiting
condoms up. Yeah, yeah, that's better. Yeah, that is your
You are right. I would not have thought of that,
but you are absolutely correct if you have to get
a note. God, I think about the notes my parents
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got about me and how that just began.
Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Years of trouble for me, years of trouble the notes
for my parents.
Speaker 10 (02:19:18):
I mean I would I would go home terrified every
day that one of my teachers had contacted my parents
just clenched on the way home that I was going
to get home and that's when everything was gonna I
was going to get spanked something. I break out in
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a sweat just thinking about it.
Speaker 13 (02:19:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:19:43):
So great being an adult, a product of being the
oldest where they're like, okay, we've got to be the
hardest on him because it's all you know by the time,
Like I was getting in trouble at school, but there
are four other kids, and so they're like, oh, I
got a deal, Bill and all these other kids.
Speaker 10 (02:19:58):
I guess, but like my my middle brothers fifteen months
younger than me were Irish twins, you know what I mean.
So my other brothers they really started to like go
crazy in high school. I wasn't doing that because it
had been beaten out of me. I got going early.
Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
They were probably get away with more because you were.
Speaker 10 (02:20:17):
They're going harder on you. I guess they went hard boy,
I guess. So whatever their reasoning was, made me the
man I am today, and it has made my therapists very,
very wealthy.
Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
He thought.
Speaker 10 (02:20:34):
Bob Costas is saying goodbye to covering baseball play by play.
Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 10 (02:20:41):
Big news, big big news, Bobby Costas, who was a
pro man. This guy's a goer. This is the guy
who covered the Olympics with pink eye.
Speaker 7 (02:20:50):
Remember that.
Speaker 10 (02:20:52):
I don't even I mean, I can't believe that they
put the guy out. I understand not wanting to bail
out for yourself. I understand your own over there. You've
made a commitment to do the broadcasts. But just esthetically,
it's hard to believe that NBC was like, yeah, yeah,
throw this guy with the goopy I on television.
Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
But they did, and he did.
Speaker 10 (02:21:15):
But Bob Costas, for forty two years has been doing
baseball play by play. Last couple of seasons he was
on TBS MLB Network. The last games he did were
the Alds Games Yankees Royals, and he is a legend.
His contract with TBS expired, but he's he's had this
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in the works for a while and I don't think
he said anything about it, but the words out there.
And but by his own admission, Bob Costa has loved
baseball above all else. So back in the day on NBC,
he had a late night show for a while. It
was called Later with Bob Costas. It was like a
little two chair interview show. I don't remember if it
(02:22:04):
was after Letterman back in the day, but he was good.
He was good at that too. That was a fun watch.
And of course he's got the slap slap slapping sounds
part of his coverage of the Jerry Sandusky situation. This
wedding we were at last weekend in Jersey. The bride
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went to Penn State. So the ceremony was outside, very nice.
Weather was like mid sixties and it was outside at
this event and it's like on gravel, not on grass
or anything like that, just kind of in the back
of this big old venue called the Parker House in
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secret right in the water, and all of her friends.
She's from Jersey, but all of her Penn State friends
were there too, and one of her friends officiating the wedding.
So there was a lot of inside stuff because I'd
never met the woman before.
Speaker 7 (02:23:05):
I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (02:23:05):
We were there for the groom. He's our friend. We
know the bride obviously, but we don't know all of
her friends. So there's a lot of inside Penn State stuff,
and they did. I guess their chance is we are
Penn State. And so she kept doing this intermittently throughout
(02:23:27):
officiating the ceremony, and I'm looking at Gwen, like.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Isn't that the Jerry Sandusky School?
Speaker 10 (02:23:33):
Like, I know that was a minute ago, but isn't
Penn State forever tarnished in that way?
Speaker 14 (02:23:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:23:43):
I think people are, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (02:23:44):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (02:23:46):
But I think you know the other people they are like, yeah,
we still love the school, and people move on. People forget,
they don't. I mean, these people would have been there
while that was going on. Now, yeah, you gotta move on.
I'm just you know, they're like, hey, do it one time, fine,
you keep doing it. You're just you're reminding me about
(02:24:08):
Jerry Sandusky. You're reminding me about Joe Paterno turning a
blind eyes slap slap slapping sounds.
Speaker 10 (02:24:16):
And I mean that literally, two blind eyes. A guy
coke bottles, so Bob Costas is bowing. You see the
dude get his hand blown off in La. Dude lighting fireworks. Boy,
when the Dodgers win the World Series, it's like the
freakin' La Riots. It's like when the Bulls won their
(02:24:40):
three peat. Buses on fire. I'm trying to get home.
I'm in a cab. I normally took the bus. I'm like,
I'm gonna pay for a cab just to get through
all this nonsense. I'll show you the video here. It's
pretty gross. This guy is downtown La. He's going to
light a fire work and it blows his hand up.
(02:25:03):
Show it to you here because you'll see it blows
his hand up and there's other people there. We go,
sensitive content.
Speaker 7 (02:25:17):
Okay, f y, I.
Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
Let's make this bigger.
Speaker 7 (02:25:26):
There we go.
Speaker 10 (02:25:27):
Okay, this guy's hunched over. He's at an intersection here.
He is going to I don't know what he's going
to do. I don't know if the firework went off
before he planned on it a glove model. Nope, and
he blows what I believe is his left hand. So
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look at his hand, no fingers.
Speaker 15 (02:25:58):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 7 (02:26:01):
Now I like that.
Speaker 10 (02:26:02):
These guys see this and the reaction is, oh my goodness.
Usually these are just people, you know, freaking the f out.
Oh my goodness, this guy. I'll play the rest of
it here. The doctors said that he has not life
(02:26:23):
threatening injuries, but debilitating. He's obviously not going to use
that hand again because he doesn't have any fingers on
it anymore. So that's how they're that's how they're wilding
out there in LA when the Dodgers win. Imagine being
so excited about your baseball team.
Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
I mean, the guy was probably hammer too. He's wearing
a Clayton Kershaw jersey. You've blown all your fingers off,
like celebrating your baseball team.
Speaker 10 (02:26:52):
What's the point of winning a ring? So this guy's
pitching career is over?
Speaker 8 (02:27:00):
This is it?
Speaker 2 (02:27:00):
Two thirty in the morning today, two thirty this morning
is when this happened. So this is well after. This
isn't the night that they know. This is after the parade,
well into the night. Yep, And then oh.
Speaker 10 (02:27:16):
Yeah, because the parade was I thought the prey was
today or was it last night?
Speaker 8 (02:27:20):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (02:27:21):
I thought the prayer is yesterday or is it today?
I don't know either way yesterday? Yeah, the game was Wednesday, right,
so okay, then I'm wrong here two thirty am Thursday.
Oh right, all right, so the game okay?
Speaker 7 (02:27:39):
Either way?
Speaker 10 (02:27:40):
You don't need no fingers, Yeah, no fingers. Twenty five
year old guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27:45):
I don't think he's got a girlfriend that he's gonna
probably be disappointment or anything like that. I don't think
that was a problem.
Speaker 10 (02:27:50):
But still, he said he suffered from bilateral hand wounds
bye bye bye bi lateral tourniquets on both of his
arms before they transported him to a nearby hospital. So
both hands, the one is ft up, but the right
hand got some trouble too. Debilitating but not life threatening injuries. Yeah,
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I mean he was hunched over. It could have been worse, probably.
Speaker 2 (02:28:20):
But still, man, oh that was I didn't see it
too good, and I don't want to see it more.
Speaker 7 (02:28:27):
Than what I saw. He got the stomach for that
stuff anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
Bleeding all over the place. Well, there you go, it's
real life. Baby be careful with your.
Speaker 10 (02:28:39):
So did he lose the whole finger?
Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
Yeah, and the one right next to it.
Speaker 10 (02:28:49):
Yeah, he lost all of them, right, Not true? Allen
Jim Abbott had a stellar Major League baseball pitching career
and he only had a thumb on one hand. That
is true, got you there, And that's the hand he
pitched with.
Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
No, that's the so he would pitch, he'd hold the
glove like under his arm and then he'd or like
he'd have it on the the stump, yeah, stump whatever.
So yeah, and then he he would pitch and then
he'd move the glove over to his one good hand
and he did that for years. Wow, had a very
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very impressive career. Well, good friend.
Speaker 10 (02:29:29):
Yeah, but he's not he wasn't pitching with the stump. No,
being born without a right hand.
Speaker 7 (02:29:36):
Yeah, so he was a lefty.
Speaker 10 (02:29:39):
He threw a no hitter against the Indians in ninety
three when he played for the Yankees.
Speaker 7 (02:29:44):
Wow, it was incredible. Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29:46):
I remember he was on an episode of Boy Meets
World and I think he talked about that no hitter
and he was trying to give Corey Matthews a little
good advice. You know.
Speaker 7 (02:29:57):
She was like don't.
Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Don't you know, let people tell me that I couldn't
do something.
Speaker 7 (02:30:02):
I would never pitch that note hitter, wow kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
We had him on the White Sox twice. I do
have a long career.
Speaker 10 (02:30:10):
Yeah, I don't remember him on the White Sox Angels
Yankee Angels twice, Yankees and Brewers retired in ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Hung up his stump, hung up his club, still kind
of stall.
Speaker 10 (02:30:24):
Oh he's still got it. Yeah, but good for him.
His autobiography imperfect and improbable life. Yeah right, that's like,
why haven't they made a movie that guy?
Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
They got this, they can cast this, got.
Speaker 7 (02:30:39):
To act ism.
Speaker 10 (02:30:40):
Yeah, he's got himself a whole new career.
Speaker 3 (02:30:43):
Now, Cleveland call the Alan Cox show girls.
Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
This is your opportunity right here, a nice boy, let
me tell you that.
Speaker 12 (02:30:56):
Two seven eight one double o seven three for a
one double seven.
Speaker 10 (02:31:18):
We got the Bill Squire Friday, get down on the way,
it's a Friday. It's been since September we figured this
out last segment. It's been since September that he has
done a live get down, well done one at all. Yeah,
Fridays in October, we're really all over the place, and
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so it has been since September something.
Speaker 2 (02:31:41):
Uh, September the twenty seventh. We were we here that
day was yep, okay.
Speaker 10 (02:31:47):
September the twenty seventh was the last Friday get down.
My goodness. Oh now it's not like that guy after
the dude got his hand blown. Oh my god, goodness,
are you okay? So we'll do that and then Calves
Basketball Tonight six thirty is pregame seven o'clock tip off
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right around the corner here at the Romo Fiho against
the Orlando Magic. And then they'll go to Milwaukee tomorrow night,
and then Milwaukee will come here on Monday, Sunday night off.
Calves are sitting at five and oh they're out there
killing it.
Speaker 7 (02:32:27):
Good for them.
Speaker 10 (02:32:29):
I know you mentioned midweek that your girlfriend didn't want
you getting too skinny because then you'd break up with
her and start going out with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 7 (02:32:41):
Correct.
Speaker 10 (02:32:41):
As unlikely as that might seem to the average listener,
anything can happen, you know. I thought Chanting Tatum and
Zoe Kravitz were going to be buried together after they
got married and they split up.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
They just left her, They just grew apart.
Speaker 10 (02:33:00):
I think that Zoe Kravitz is lovely, she's very pretty,
and his ex wife is getting remarried.
Speaker 2 (02:33:08):
But who's Channings.
Speaker 10 (02:33:11):
Yeah, he was married to that Jenna Dewan for a
long time. She was Jenna Dewan Tatum, and she's getting remarried,
and apparently her fiance, who I think is an agent
or something, he posted something that people thought was him
laughing at Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz breaking up. So
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this guy had to put out a statement. Was like, no, no, no,
it was completely unrelated to that. I don't want people
thinking them being a dick, because who cares. He's got,
you know, got the ex wife. Anyway, I digress Kim
Kardashian for Halloween. Do you see her costume? Kim Kardashian's no, yeah,
I saw how he klom dressed up as Wendy Williams.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
And her husband, right, didn't they both dress up? Well,
she did, like when he was dressed up with Et
was dressed up like the lady. But it was very Yeah,
well here's Kim Kardashian. She got gussied up as n
albino lizard person or something.
Speaker 10 (02:34:14):
I mean, listen, Bill, that's the Democrats true form.
Speaker 3 (02:34:19):
That's what it is.
Speaker 10 (02:34:22):
Little code. Now you can see I think I'm sure
she just had the body work done. They inserted the tail.
You know, that's all graphic design or whatever for the photos.
But damn it's okay. I don't not the top look,
but okay, I mean, are scaly boobs in this year?
Speaker 2 (02:34:45):
You still get to see the boobs pretty good.
Speaker 10 (02:34:47):
So she got the lizard contact lenses in.
Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
There's like a very v vibe.
Speaker 8 (02:34:55):
What was that?
Speaker 10 (02:34:56):
It was a It was just called V right, it
was just called VA. The lizard people came down, they
started eating hamsters. Boy, you want to talk about something
that does not hold up the eighties v They rebooted
it some years ago with Marina Bacaren who was Super
Foxy too. But that nineteen eighties that's the first time
I ever saw Robert England. He would go on to
(02:35:17):
play Freddy Krueger, but Robert England played a character in
the mini series in the eighties. He was an alien
who became friends with the humans rather than fighting them.
Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
Right, but the main.
Speaker 10 (02:35:33):
Lizard woman or whatever be revealed that these aliens were
their true form or lizards. And when I was a kid,
I was transfixed by this show. I was probably when
was V nineteen eighty five October twenty sixth, nineteen eighty four.
What was the other show that was Alienation? Was that
(02:35:53):
a few years later?
Speaker 5 (02:35:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (02:35:55):
That was Jimmy Kahn and Mady Patinkin.
Speaker 2 (02:35:57):
Yeah, but I like that.
Speaker 10 (02:35:58):
I thought that was like a good There was Enemy
Mine with Dennis Quaid and yeah, but Alienation is when
aliens are here and one of them is a cop.
But V, the main girl there was the first time
they show you what's really going on, I think is
when she deep throat to a gerbil. Right, they show,
(02:36:19):
Oh my god, these lizard people are eating gerbils. And
when I was a kid, I was like, oh, this
is awesome. But if you go back and watch it
now bad. Oh god, the effects they show her.
Speaker 2 (02:36:35):
But like TV did not have the production back Like now,
you do a TV show and they have very very
good production depending on who's making it. But back then,
even with a mini series that's for network television, they're
just like, that'd be good enough.
Speaker 10 (02:36:56):
By the time they got to the girl who got
impregnated with the alien baby, I mean even at thirteen,
I was like, it'd be funny if they named it
Elizabeth Liz. Yeah, yeah, they named it Elizabeth and so anyway,
but the scene where the girl is swallowing the gerbil,
(02:37:18):
they show her head back, opening her you know, mouth
or whatever, and then they cut to what is very
clearly like a practical effects bust of like ahead where
her putting the thing in. It's going down the throat.
Speaker 2 (02:37:35):
And I don't remember it being that bad when I
was a kid, but if you go back and watch,
it was like, oh, because when you're kid, you just
buy into everything.
Speaker 10 (02:37:45):
I guess I was thirteen and I was already coming
up on a steady diet of like splatter films and
sci fi and horror.
Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
So but you're so wrapped up in the story, I
feel like you look past that. And also you hadn't
seen spiders, so you're seeing more ridiculous stuff. It's not
like that's super realistic either. In those days, yeah, eighty five,
everything was still pretty rudimentary.
Speaker 7 (02:38:10):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (02:38:11):
And one of the other alien one of the other
main aliens was Richard Hurd, who was the guy that
played mister Wilhelm and Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (02:38:22):
He was one of the uh is George's boss and
he would he was one of the main alien dudes.
Speaker 10 (02:38:32):
But yeah, man, when they started sucking down I don't
see if I can find that scene when they start
sucking down the uh the Hamsters.
Speaker 2 (02:38:40):
Oh it was great, but I was, Yeah, I was
a big fan of that show.
Speaker 10 (02:38:47):
I don't even remember. That's one of those shows that
feels like it was on for a long long time,
but it was probably only on for a couple of seasons.
Speaker 2 (02:38:53):
Well it was because it was a limited series. I
think it only did two seasons, is that what it was.
I remember people talking about it and then they would
replay it on like Saturdays and stuff because I because
I didn't watch it first run, but I remember seeing episodes.
I think we get played on the Sci Fi Channel
a lot in the nineties. Yeah, yeah, okay, you want
(02:39:14):
to watch this?
Speaker 7 (02:39:15):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 10 (02:39:15):
Diana is the alien who eats the guinea pig. Right,
so there's the human actress, there's the woman. Jane Badler
is the woman, and then they cut to the dummy.
Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
And then they cut back to her and you know,
she's got a prosthetic.
Speaker 10 (02:39:36):
Lump and Mark Singer is watching her, watching her from
the vent and he's like, oh my God, I can't
believe she's just eating entire and then she's of course
licking her lips so excited to have had a gerbil
or a hamster or a vore. I don't know what
that exact animal was. But and then when you know,
(02:39:58):
they peel their skin off to reveal the lizard underneath.
And it wasn't like thin skin, it was like really thick,
rubbery whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:40:05):
It was fine for being a kid. It was a
good time.
Speaker 10 (02:40:12):
But Kim Kardashian was an albino alligator woman or something for.
Speaker 2 (02:40:20):
Halloween.
Speaker 10 (02:40:22):
We were talking about Willie Nelson earlier. I'm forgetting what capacity.
Oh the guy called who has gotten high with Willie
Nelson a couple of times, and he's the last surviving
highwayman and he's ninety one and he's not really smoking anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:40:35):
He's mostly eating edibles or whatever he is has dropped
or is getting ready to drop.
Speaker 10 (02:40:43):
Oh. It came out today, Last Leaf on the Tree.
It is his second studio album this year, and his
seventy sixth solo record.
Speaker 2 (02:40:53):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (02:40:54):
He's made one hundred and fifty three albums overall, seventy
six albums in ninety one years. Produced by his son.
There's a couple of originals. There's some covers. He does
a Flaming Lips and Beck song, Nice Songs or other,
which which Flaming li he does do You Realize? Which
(02:41:17):
is all the great song? I would love to hear that,
and lost caused by Beck? Okay, yeah, so Willie Nelson,
who listen. I don't know how much longer the guy
will live, but that's a guy who when he does go,
people are going to be really bummed out.
Speaker 2 (02:41:34):
Last Leaf on the tree, let Me find you that
Flaming Lips song.
Speaker 7 (02:41:40):
This is one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 2 (02:41:53):
Do you Really Lie?
Speaker 1 (02:42:00):
Did You have the Most?
Speaker 10 (02:42:19):
So he's not doing too much with it, but I
mean Willie's voice still sounds good. Yeah, it's Willie Nelson.
So it's thirteen songs. That new Willie Nelson album dropped today,
the seventy sixth solo record. So he's doing press for that.
And they talk about him getting older, and he said
Chris Christofferson was the best songwriter he knew.
Speaker 2 (02:42:43):
He died last month. He was eighty eight.
Speaker 10 (02:42:46):
And you know, Willie's got like pot cookbooks and stuff.
But he said he's not really worried about dying. He said,
I don't have any pains anywhere. For the pot helps.
But he says he takes pretty good care of himself.
He's in a pretty good shape physically, he said. Mentally
it's another story. But that's Willie Nelson. What are you
(02:43:09):
gonna do?
Speaker 2 (02:43:12):
Hey, it's Brandon here from Chill'coffee. Back from Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:43:16):
After two weeks, turn your station on.
Speaker 2 (02:43:19):
You still suck?
Speaker 7 (02:43:21):
I mean, I just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (02:43:24):
Oh now, hey listen, man, it's not for everybody. And
you know what else, still listening. You can't expect.
Speaker 10 (02:43:33):
Me to stop sucking in just two weeks. You went
to Iceland for two weeks. I'm gonna need more time
than that. That's putting a lot of pressure on me. Okay,
I've sucked for a long time. You can't give me
fourteen days and then come back and go, oh still sucks.
(02:43:54):
Yeah a NADOI uh so, man, but how was Iceland?
Don't put that kind of pressure.
Speaker 7 (02:44:02):
Yeah, give me us about Iceland. Give me a.
Speaker 2 (02:44:04):
Scoope every year. I'm like, oh, may we have a
good time talking about how Iceland is, rather than you
just saying, oh, you still suck.
Speaker 10 (02:44:11):
I yeah, I already know that I don't know anything
about Iceland. Every year I'm like, I'm gonna get one
of them glass globes in Raykovic and watching Northern lights.
Of course we get them here now.
Speaker 2 (02:44:24):
I'm glad I.
Speaker 10 (02:44:24):
Didn't spend money years ago going over there to since
we get the Northern lights here now. But yeah, Iceland
sounds fun. I wonder if you there's a tour that
will take you by Bjerk's childhood home in Raykovic, that
would be fun. This is where she uh dressed like
(02:44:46):
a swan or some nouns show. Yeah, but what she
was wearing her pajamas, Oh man, I picture byorick walking
around and all that kind of stuff. Like she woke
up in that and she's like, hey, I have they
got into words here and then she just put the
thing around her neck and walked off. Over here, you
(02:45:08):
might go to Walmart in SpongeBob pajama pants. Over in
rake Evicto, She's like, I get this, swearing drews whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:45:17):
She sounds like.
Speaker 10 (02:45:20):
The very tip there, uh, the the southwestern tip of
Iceland is blue Lagoon. Yeah, so give me hip to
give me the hotspots there in Iceland.
Speaker 7 (02:45:33):
No pun intended.
Speaker 10 (02:45:34):
That's the interesting stuff. Don't put all that other pressure
on me. Man, don't put your trip on me.
Speaker 2 (02:45:40):
Brow. So you want to start the weekend, me.
Speaker 10 (02:46:00):
Boy mill Squire, Friday, get down is how we begin
the weekend around these parts. We didn't get to do
one all October.
Speaker 2 (02:46:07):
Take it away, William, it's Brad.
Speaker 15 (02:46:15):
I got to get down Friday, get johns ound, I
got pay. I'm working family by me, so right that
down and is one.
Speaker 3 (02:46:23):
In the world, says I.
Speaker 19 (02:46:25):
Don't blow your finger is off finger fer.
Speaker 15 (02:46:29):
Fingers rusty, Yeah, we'll rusty here.
Speaker 7 (02:46:40):
I started the semi glue tad today. So like we're
a little noxious.
Speaker 2 (02:46:44):
Oh really so yeah, I've been holding it down for
the most part.
Speaker 3 (02:46:48):
But yeah, so like just not too bad.
Speaker 2 (02:46:51):
But like as soon as I started screaming, I was like,
oh I feel that. Oh wow, okay, I didn't realize that.
I try to not bring it all to the like
I said, I was fine until I started yelling.
Speaker 7 (02:47:04):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:47:07):
Microphone vomit all over the place.
Speaker 6 (02:47:11):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 5 (02:47:17):
Get at it.
Speaker 9 (02:47:19):
Be careful of what you say, be careful in every way.
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:47:40):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narrative, remember obedience paid. And
when you watch that TV screens, remember it works both ways.
(02:48:01):
You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.
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