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May 15, 2024 8 mins

First, celebs are being targeted by Pro-Hamas supporters.  Meanwhile, a well-known Jewish actor calls-out his colleagues!  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Going to kick you right in the TikTok. It's one
more thing. I'm strong and getty, one more thing.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The angry dopey would be neo Marxist youngsters who are
all up in arms about the Israel Palestinian Hamas thing.
We don't need to bring you up to speed on that, right. Well,
there's a new movement online that the kids are going
to punish any celebrities who haven't come out anti Israel.
It sounds a little something like this sixteen.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Michael block celebrities on social media so they don't earn
ad revenue from you.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
TikTok users are calling for a mass block on celebrities
who aren't using their platforms to speak up about social issues,
mainly Israel's months long more on Palestine's gaza.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Block them until they support Palestine. We control celebrities money,
Their currency is our attention and data, our first assignment.
Meaning the first celebrity that we're going to mass block
until they speak up in support of Palestine is Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Some TikTokers are sharing their list of celebrities to block
in an effort to hold them accountable for their silence
and push them to use their platforms to speak up
about the atrocities happening in Gaza.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
So I wanted to share my blocklist and give you
my reasoning for blocking these celebrities and influencers we have.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Justin Bieber I.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Will never forget that he accidentally posted a picture of
Gaza and said standing with Israel.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Many have also called out celebrities for attending the high
profile fashion events the met Gala while Israel ramped up
its bombardment of Palestidians trapped in Gaza's Rapha.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
This is genuinely so dystopian.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
These people are living on a different plane of reality
than the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
They aren't even affected by the same political and economic
issues that matter to us, because rich people will always
have the means to circumvent.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Them showing like he was in his car, Isn't that
just tiring? People are exhausting.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You don't get a platform till you're twenty eight, all right,
that's that's the new We're gonna amend the First Amendment.
You can talk if you want, but nobody's gonna listen
to you until you're twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
A right, get a little life experience. Also, good luck,
I'm just looking at Instagram. Kim Kardashian three hundred and
sixty three million followers, wow, and Bieber two hundred and
ninety three million followers. So good luck to you.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Yeah, moron, take on somebody with three hundred million followers,
carve Off. I don't know if you're really successful ten
thousand people.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, that would be a home run, you know,
beyond a home run.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I thought it was interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No Name sent us that clip and said, what's really
cool about this is this is exactly what Michael Rapaport
predicted in a skid a couple of months ago. Do
you know Michael Rappaport, he was an actor sometimes comedian.
He is not down with the woke thing, and he's
stuck his neck way out.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
His career is over. He's torched it more or.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Less because he's fired up about this stuff. Sometimes they
think he goes over the line. But you know, retweets
do not necessarily indicate what is it? Agree, support or
agreement something, I don't know, whatever the hell, and I
wish you know it's a And we're working on doing
some sort of video version of the podcast, which we'll
get together at some point.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
The visuals on this are really good.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's it's the bit is he's hosting the oscars, which
is incredibly unlikely.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And the visuals are really really good.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Just it's the state of CGI and visual effects and stuff.
But the audio is plenty satisfying. Michael, let's start with seventeen, Lady.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And gentlemen, your host evening, Michael Rappaford.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yes, yes, yes, Welcome to the ninety sixth Academy Awards.
Good evening to the millions of viewers at home and
the one hundred and thirty four Israeli hostages who are
watching us from the Hamas tunnels in Gaza.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You guys have a lot in common with the beautiful
audience we have here tonight, neither of you of evening.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Almost four months.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hey, I forgre next year, I'm sure the hostage diet
will be bigger than ozempic. I can't believe it's already
been four months, four months, which is actually the length
the first cut of Killers of the Flower Moon.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I love you, Marty, You're the best.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Are thinking about the hostages in Gaza all the time,
you just won't speak up about them. If Hamas would
have attacked the Israel and kidnapped all the dolphins. You'd
be wearing dolphin helmets and throwing tuna fish at the podium,
and God forbid. Hamas would have raped the gender pay gap,
oh man, Julia Roberts would have ran in the gaza
herself with an eight K forty seven.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Julia, But I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Sure the hostages understand your silence and they forgive you, Hollywood.
They know that speaking up for them could result in
you losing some key fans in the demographic of eighteen
to twenty five year olds.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You don't want to mess around with those notorious scary
gen z ers. Uh. They're far more dangerous than Hamas.
They can kill you on TikTok, then kill themselves because
they don't get enough likes. I know that's frightening. No
one wants to be canceled on TikTok. It's a scary
skin place.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
I missed the one in there before, Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
If you did something.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh, the tic or the hostage diet's going to be
hotter and nozimpic.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
I got that one, and then I got the uh.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh if if if Hamas had raped the gender pay gap,
all Julia Roberts had go in with an AK forty seven.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Right, I like the gone in and killed a bunch
of dolphins.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yep. Yeah, that's that's a pretty good circuit, so end accurate.
There's there's more to the bit too. Let's go ahead.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
But it has been a really, really exciting year for Hollywood,
so we decided to add some very exciting categories to
Tonight's ceremony. Who will win Best Actor who's.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Made millions on playing.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
A stereotypical neurotic jew with back here, yet still won't show.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Some solidarity Award?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And when you finally say something.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Political, it's about the legals of pot.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Man?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You gotta be on crack?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Pick a drug, Seth Rogen, say, Seth Rogan, I'm sorry,
So I'm kidding, Seth. You're awesome and your ceramics are fantastic,
museum quality.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Get ready MoMA. And who will win the.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Coveted Best Unsupportive Actress wearing a black dress to protest
sexual misconduct? But it's too scared to wear a yellow
ribbon Tonight Award. That's right, sexual misconduct.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
What the hell do you think is happening to the
female hostages now also makes Harvey Weinstein look like Peter Pan.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's a problem, guys.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Hum. And of course, who will go home tonight with
the best actor who plays a dead.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Jew to get an oscar?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But we'll say nothing about actual Jewish babies but are
still alive in captivity award. Yeah, by the way, the
loser has to give back his fake nose. You guys
don't deserve our schnas.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, it's a problem. Get out for me. Come on,
he's a probably a military strict interaction.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Will Smith, if you're here, would you please get off stage.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
That's pretty good the idea of I mean, how many
movies have been made about the Jewish plight at various
points throughout history. But you're not going to say anything
about the Jewish plight currently as people are being held
hostage or murdered or raped.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Ray, you want an oscar with a fake nose on,
and now you can't say anything for the Jews being
slaughtered okay, right, or targeted on campuses. Well, you don't
want to lose those TikTok followers. That's some good stuff.
Good for you, Michael Rappaport.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Yeah, well, what has he been in. He's very recognizable,
but he's one of those people that I just anyway,
I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities who have enough money
that they're willing to say, screw it, I'm going to
say what the hell I want. Of course, a lot
of them because of the way artists are or an
agreement with the woke left.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, and they're desperate for acceptance in their woke circles too.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
That was really good. We posted that at the website
so people can watch at Armstrong in giddy dot com.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Bye, Golly, I think we can Jack. It's called a link.
We'll publish a link to that website.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, well, I guess that's it.
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