Got Her Man/Likes Manure Smell

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubiles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret? I have two little, dirty
little secrets. Oh lovely, let's hear okay.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,
I was getting married and his girlfriend at the time
they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable,
you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I
wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,

(00:35):
stating that she was not going to be with him anymore,
that she was getting married and to leave her alone.
What he said, well, let's get married. And so we
got married, and we stayed married until two thousand and

(00:57):
five he got neck and throat cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm sorry to hear that so well to congratulations on
the marriage that long. You know it doesn't happen, and
obviously you know it's sad story at the end, but sure,
but you got.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, I did. My second one is I love love.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
To smell manure. I love it. I love it all right,
you know what. I'm kind of with you on that
last one.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Whenever I drive through like a place that I don't
know why, I just I take big whips. Sometimes I'll
roll down the window even I love listening to you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'll show your pride, so just out of this world,
I'll out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you. Have a great day.
If you need to go manure, we'll go with you.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
If you ever need someone to just walk around and
field of cows with you, I'm down. Have a good
day happening.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, So my dirty little secret is this. Ever since college,
I've been into like older women. And that's not the secret,
but like I kind of lie about my.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Age, okay, to be older or younger.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh, definitely older, because like I'll go on like dating
apps and stuff like that, and like I want to
see the ladies that are like in their late thirties
maybe early forties, that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And so like I thought we say older, I thought
you were like going way older, right right, Well.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Maybe maybe not that old, maybe not yet. But like
you know, I've always had like a deeper voice and
like a lot of facial hair, so you know, it's
been really easy to lie about my age. So like
even when I meet the dates, I'm like, you know, hi, yeah,
I'm like forty two or like forty three, that kind
of thing, and.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
They totally buy it. How old are you twenty seven?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, and they believe you. Yeah. Ah.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
The thing is with most of them, I guess you
could call them cougars plumas pumas. Okay, they probably would
like it if you were twenty seven, I know, right,
you know.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, I don't know, man, So far, it's been really
working out. Like you know, some of the older ladies have,
you know, really felt like, oh they're making a connection
that sort of thing. But for me, it's just they
know what they want, they're beautiful, and you know, I
just kind.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Of go for that. You know, who really knows what
they want and they're beautiful? Eighty try it?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Who knows, maybe one day.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I have a weird question, what are you going to
do like later in life if you're still into older women?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like, are you just planning to be alone the last
fifteen I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Maybe eighties where it's at?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Man, Well, thank you for your dirty little secret? Hey, no,
thank you? Yeah, all right bye? What's your dirty little secret?