February 26, 2021 • 4 mins
Mr. Buttersworth called The Jubal Show to share her Dirty Little Secret about wedding crashing! She even gave some tips and tricks if you're trying to crash the next one!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.
If you like the flow of that one, did Yeah?
People think that I pause at weird times, do they? Yeah? Okay,
and I think I do. Okay, try it out. Now,
it's time for your dirty little secret. Secret. It's time
(00:22):
for dirty little secret. Remind me of like broadband when
I first got it. It's time for your dirty littleho
You remember, if you want to tell us anything, you
can just text us four one or six one. Let
us know you have a secret that you want to
get off your chesticles. We'll take it off your chesticles
and you can tell the world. And we always keep
everybody anonymous, so don't worry about that. Nobody knows who
you are. We don't even ask what your name is.
That's why everybody who wants to tell us a dirty
little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the
(00:44):
phone right now, missus Butterworth's husband, mister Butterworth. Isn't it
butters Worth? I don't know, yes, butter Missus Buttersworth. Oh
it's Buttersworth. It was butter always thought it was Butterworth.
Oh my god, I guess I don't know. Well, hello
miss Buttersworth. How are you? I'm great? How are you doing? Fun?
(01:05):
But good? I'm sorry I didn't know how to say
your last name on YouTube. I think it's Buttersworth, like
everybody's right. Yeah, I don't know why. I always thought
it was a butter Worth anyway, Well, mister Buttersworth, what's
your dirty little secret? So? You know the movie Wedding Crashers? Yes, yep,
(01:27):
love that movie. So before the pandemic, my friend and
I we were we love that movie so much that
we decided we were going to crash weddings. Really, so
is that your dirty little secret? That you crash weddings?
It's so easy? So what do you do? Like? Run in?
How is that fun? Though? Oh it's awesome. I mean
(01:50):
I don't want to go to weddings normally. Yeah yeah,
I mean maybe going to a stranger's wedding is more fun.
I don't know. I would think we even less boring.
I don't know what is do you like about it?
What do you guys? Do? We dance, we drink, we eat,
you do all this stuff. You would do it a
normal wedding. But is it the excitement? So you crash weddings?
(02:11):
I just don't get that though, because like, how do
they not ask who you are? You know, the bride
in the groom, Like neither of them know you, nobody
knows you. How do you pull it off? Oh, we've
been caught a few times, you have. Yeah, we normally
crash bigger weddings, so yeah, that makes sense. I've been
(02:31):
to some of those weddings that are huge and there's
no way, you know, half the people here, no care
that they're here, and why would you even want that
at your wedding? I don't Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know. I mean some people invite the entire world
to their wedding, so they'd have no idea. And you
said you've been caught before. Was that awkward? Oh? It
was so awkward. So the father of the groom was like,
(02:54):
who are you here with? And I was like, I'm
here with the groom and he said, oh, my son,
and I'm like, oh, I mean no, the bride. Yeah,
and he knew that you were crashing the wedding. Then
oh yeah, I just I had no idea what to say.
I felt like I was caught. And then he went
(03:15):
and got his son and was like, do you know
this person and like, no, oh my god, that's so awkward.
So what do you do? Just take off running that Yeah,
that's exactly what I did. I started running and then
my friend just started coming after me. That's hilarious. Signal.
That does sound kind of fun. I guess that does
(03:36):
have fun. Yeah, so free food, free food, free drink
potty awkward moments where they find out that you've been
ripping them off because it's kind of stealing it? Do
you think about it? Like those plates are expensive? Yeah?
They are? Well, is that your dirty little secret? Then
you crash weddings for fun? Yep, I do it again.
Sounds like an amazing time. Actually, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret, and thank you for
(03:58):
helping me learn that it's buttersworth not butterworth. Yeah, this
will change your life. Yeah? Absolutely, what's your dirty little
secret
Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.
If you like the flow of that one, did Yeah?
People think that I pause at weird times, do they? Yeah? Okay,
and I think I do. Okay, try it out. Now,
it's time for your dirty little secret. Secret. It's time
(00:22):
for dirty little secret. Remind me of like broadband when
I first got it. It's time for your dirty littleho
You remember, if you want to tell us anything, you
can just text us four one or six one. Let
us know you have a secret that you want to
get off your chesticles. We'll take it off your chesticles
and you can tell the world. And we always keep
everybody anonymous, so don't worry about that. Nobody knows who
you are. We don't even ask what your name is.
That's why everybody who wants to tell us a dirty
little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the
(00:44):
phone right now, missus Butterworth's husband, mister Butterworth. Isn't it
butters Worth? I don't know, yes, butter Missus Buttersworth. Oh
it's Buttersworth. It was butter always thought it was Butterworth.
Oh my god, I guess I don't know. Well, hello
miss Buttersworth. How are you? I'm great? How are you doing? Fun?
(01:05):
But good? I'm sorry I didn't know how to say
your last name on YouTube. I think it's Buttersworth, like
everybody's right. Yeah, I don't know why. I always thought
it was a butter Worth anyway, Well, mister Buttersworth, what's
your dirty little secret? So? You know the movie Wedding Crashers? Yes, yep,
(01:27):
love that movie. So before the pandemic, my friend and
I we were we love that movie so much that
we decided we were going to crash weddings. Really, so
is that your dirty little secret? That you crash weddings?
It's so easy? So what do you do? Like? Run in?
How is that fun? Though? Oh it's awesome. I mean
(01:50):
I don't want to go to weddings normally. Yeah yeah,
I mean maybe going to a stranger's wedding is more fun.
I don't know. I would think we even less boring.
I don't know what is do you like about it?
What do you guys? Do? We dance, we drink, we eat,
you do all this stuff. You would do it a
normal wedding. But is it the excitement? So you crash weddings?
(02:11):
I just don't get that though, because like, how do
they not ask who you are? You know, the bride
in the groom, Like neither of them know you, nobody
knows you. How do you pull it off? Oh, we've
been caught a few times, you have. Yeah, we normally
crash bigger weddings, so yeah, that makes sense. I've been
(02:31):
to some of those weddings that are huge and there's
no way, you know, half the people here, no care
that they're here, and why would you even want that
at your wedding? I don't Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know. I mean some people invite the entire world
to their wedding, so they'd have no idea. And you
said you've been caught before. Was that awkward? Oh? It
was so awkward. So the father of the groom was like,
(02:54):
who are you here with? And I was like, I'm
here with the groom and he said, oh, my son,
and I'm like, oh, I mean no, the bride. Yeah,
and he knew that you were crashing the wedding. Then
oh yeah, I just I had no idea what to say.
I felt like I was caught. And then he went
(03:15):
and got his son and was like, do you know
this person and like, no, oh my god, that's so awkward.
So what do you do? Just take off running that Yeah,
that's exactly what I did. I started running and then
my friend just started coming after me. That's hilarious. Signal.
That does sound kind of fun. I guess that does
(03:36):
have fun. Yeah, so free food, free food, free drink
potty awkward moments where they find out that you've been
ripping them off because it's kind of stealing it? Do
you think about it? Like those plates are expensive? Yeah?
They are? Well, is that your dirty little secret? Then
you crash weddings for fun? Yep, I do it again.
Sounds like an amazing time. Actually, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret, and thank you for
(03:58):
helping me learn that it's buttersworth not butterworth. Yeah, this
will change your life. Yeah? Absolutely, what's your dirty little
secret
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