Peed the Bed on a One Night Stand

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Do you have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I do? Okay, so this is something that I have
never said out loud. But basically, I met this guy
at a bar and me just hit it off. I
was I was feeling myself. We had a great time.
We drank a lot at the bar, and then you know,

(00:32):
it was just one of those nights that you're feeling
really good, and I decided to go back to his place.
I would go back to his place and he offers
to like make me more drinks, like he wants to
make me a nice cocktail, and we drink more. Okay,
and long story short, I spent the night, but I

(00:55):
was so drunk that I wet the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I've had that happen to me before. What, Yeah, it
happens the guy a lot. Yeah, well, I've had a
girl do it in my bed before.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh yeah, did you ever speak to her again? Because,
let me tell you, I have never seen this person
again in my life. I was so mortified I left
and never spoke to him again.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
No, I did speak to her again. Yeah, she peed
in my bed a couple more times and then that
was about it. No, it wasn't cute. She was just
a train wreck.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well that's my dirty little secret, and it feels really
good to get it out. But it's something that will
haunt me, I think forever. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, be careful, don't drink too much on a day.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Bye? Hey, what's up? Hey, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
How are you? I'm good. We were just talking to
people on the street and they said that you had
a dirty little secret. So we're like, we stance on
the phone. Yeah, what's your little secret?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay. So three and a half years ago, I moved
to a new neighborhood, same community, but different neighborhood, and
I'm home most days, so I thought, you know, I got.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
A ring doorbell.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
All joined the neighborhood group of people who watch the neighborhood.
So this first meeting that I attended, one of the
moms was complaining that the neighborhood was going down the
tubes and that it was smelling more and more like college.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Sounds like such like a homeowners association type. It just
smells so much like college around her. I don't even
really know what that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, so I chose a different life path. I went
in the military, so I don't know what college smells like.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, after the meeting, I went up to this other
mom and I was like, what what does college smell like?
And she told me that it's pot that they're all
concerned about the pot smell in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, that's what she meant.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I was, Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I was like, oh, so like a mixture of pea
and beer. Yes, that's what I was thinking. The smell
I get sometimes frat house is splashback.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I didn't go to college, but that is what I
was thinking, just from what I know of college. Yeah,
so she was upset. Yeah, it smells like weed around
the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Right, So she was asking everyone to like search their
videos and see if they saw drug deals. And well,
my dirty little secret is I'm the one who moved
to the neighborhood who's smoking the pot.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
And you didn't go to college, so it's not the
smell at college. That's hilarious. Thanks for telling us your
dirty little secret problem. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's your dirty little secret