January 9, 2025 • 19 mins
Straight into the fire, a seperate trip somewhere else, a cancelled event, or a secret funeral are all options on the table as of this morning for Noah's framily.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No Ah, you rolling we do a podcast. I'd like
to get an update on you. If you're going to
Los Angeles after the show today, do you want to
come in and jump on the podcast? Noel Lashley, No,
Lashley's coming in, baby, No coming down on the afterwards podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I mean in LA they're canceling what the Critics Choice Awards.
I know that they're rescheduling or removing, not removing, but
moving the football game. I'm sure the Price is Right
is going to fill as normal.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The iHeart Festival got canceled too.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
By the way, this is the afterwards podcast. Okay, wait,
hold on, we got it. We got a text that
said that they didn't know we had the afterwards podcast.
This is the afterwards podcast behind the scenes. So if
you listen to there's a way you could post it
and share. That'd be great. Let people know about the
afterwards podcast. So you can't talk on that microphone? Oh
you can? Oh god, all right, way to go, Nick,
(00:52):
You want to do podcast, but not all micros words.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Let's hear no story.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right. You were going to La here for your
great aunt's funeral, but there's a huge fire and you
said you're still going, so what's the latest fire?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Nobody comes in, only people are going out.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It literally looks like a war zone right now.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's God saying no, Noah, don't come here.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
There's There was a call with my mom's cousin, who's
orchestrating the whole thing, and he got defensive and said,
this was my mom. This is the funeral. Uh oh,
this is what it's going to be. And so now
we're just trying to work around whether or not we're
sane enough or insane enough to go through with this.
But he's going to be upset if people don't.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Really is he not anywhere near the fire?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
He is, He's in one of the evacuation zones. What
I mean, he's there right now. And then he's going
up to Sacramento or something over the weekend. He's coming
back on Monday. But all the people are like, like,
are are we really.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Going through this stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Shut down?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
The funeral is on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Have you not seen the pictures of like a sunset
boulevard literally inflame.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I've seen it.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I've seen it, all the palm trees exploding. And so
my parents were like, well, maybe instead of just going
for the weekend, we can we can go like last
minute and just go to the funeral and then dip.
But the plane tickets are like super expensive now because
everybody's leaving. I don't even know. And my grandma already
has a plane ticket. She's flying in separate. I was
supposed to pick her up at the airport there, and
(02:24):
so like, do we cancel her flight? My mom's thinking
about just doing our own thing as a family somewhere
here and just like sending our condolences and not showing up.
You should not, But I just don't understand how it's
so divisive, Like why is this even a thought? Like
it should just be canceled or rescheduled, Like it doesn't
need to be that deep.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Unless your body can't be frozen anymore because melting everywhere.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I think you can keep bodies frozen for a really
long because a fire right now. Yeah, but they have
like really good coolers must general home.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Just kidding, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
I agree he should definitely be canceled or moves.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But you understand from the cousin's standpoint, like that is
his mom, and he wants.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
He wants to layer it a rest, He wants to
be at peace. Probably he wants the closure. I mean,
that's kind of what we do funerals for, and so
that's kind understandable. But you're in like an apocalyptic fire.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You want everybody to die. You want to save money.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I know we're in an evacuation zone, but there'll be
plenty of parking because everybody being evacuated.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Wet has moved all the cars out of the way.
You're good.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We do not even know if the synagogue is still
standing at this point.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No one has checked, and it's in the red on
the map.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
The whole area is in flames.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't want you to go because they're advising people
to like not even go outside.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Like the smoke in elation is like it could kill you.
It could literally cause cancer down the line.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Aside from the fire, the air has been my main argument.
I'm like, why, Like the sky's orange, why would you
want to go into that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
My sister texts morning it talks about she can't breathe.
That terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, they say that there's like a wind, like the
wind or whatever the air quality. When it gets around fifty,
they tell you not to go outside. It's la It's
like at one seventy nine right now, which is the
highest it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Smoking my lungs. I'm so sick. What a crazy situation.
My friends lost their homes. It's so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I still I have cousins that are evacuating. My parents
grew up in La like that's home for them. So
this is definitely hitting the Whitmore household pretty tough. But
it's like literally like I get on Facebook and my
aunts and my cousins and you know whatever, everyone's evacuating
coming here, coming to Phoenix, like all of my I'm sure.
I actually think we have two people staying at my
grandma's house because it's like it's so insane out there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
My son Kemp, he's in Hawaii and they have a
what do they call it? When they got like a
ten games they got to play on the mainland here.
Oh they have the so they and like the region
games they're all in California. Yeah, And Blake was like,
let's you know, because we do a lot of the
games like Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and it's like
a two week thing whatever, and so yesterday it looks
(04:59):
like I'm planning to go and you come like when
the show's out there like Friday, get on a plane
in the game Saturday. I'm like, okay, where is it.
She's like Orange County. I'm like, can't go, not going,
she's your son fire. I'm not going. I'm gonna deal
with traving.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I watch, I watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm not GOINGE.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
County is probably trying, but think it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's what I'm saying though, Like I was just watching
an interview of the USC women's basketball coach talking about
like their region games and their conference games, and they've
been on the road for five days and they can't
even come back home to their houses, to their dorms.
Like USC is on fire out there, like they're like
our hearts are breaking these girls, so like Kemp, like
they could be stranded out there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
People that they're playing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Again, there's games in Orange County and then all the
way up so I think there's I can't remember what school,
but no, in the Los Angeles area. I can't remember
what school.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Guards over there.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh they played there.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I know I had a girl that played for me
at Basha that's over van. Oh it was all in Hawaii, And.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I was like, yeah, oh it was a close game,
the girls game. I watched it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Thereguard's women's hostball team is really good. Kobe used to
be like a part of their training staff. No way,
I swear to God, Like when I've found out that
because I got recruited by Vanguard when I was in
college and I was like their D two, I don't
want to go there because I was too big for
my bridges whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And then when I saw Kobe was in there working
out and training, Oh my god. I call my dad.
I was like, are you serious right now? You should
have made me go to Vanguard? How dare you?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You don't listen to your parents.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I know they told me not to transfer, and I
did anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But no, your parents are like, yes, let's go, or no,
let's go.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have a call today and there's a suitcase in
my car and all I know is I'm going somewhere
and I don't know where, and I don't and I
don't have any of my my stuff either, which is
a whole other story.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That changes hour by hour too, And it doesn't seem
like it's getting better now by hour.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So every time I look, there's a new one.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I see like a movie poster and let me see
if I can paint the visual because I remember the
movie poster. I think for the Mummy with the rock,
it's this giant sand monster and then there's like the
Little Mummy or they're going after it. It's like, I
see this massive fire and what kind of car do
you have?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh, black Hondai Sonata.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I don't want to piss off my seventy five year
old uncle. Need to pay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That just reminded me of like Stranger Things when it's
like all the kids are going into the Demogorgon andide
down that's just what I see.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, you're going to the demogorgan.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'll drive into California playing riding up that hill.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What else are we gonna talk about in this podcast?
There's something else, wasn't there. Have you seen the pictures
of the before and after?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean it's just even if you look at
the sky over where your sister lives in Santa Monica
where they show you know, you've seen the pier and
yesterday it looked okay, and then now today it's just
smoke everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Wow. For miles and miles and miles Billy Hallie is
so photogenic.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
But seeing like Billie Eilish's makeup tutorials going around, No,
it's so good.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I wish I could just be like look like her.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I was just scrolling on my Twitter looking for something.
I just saw her and she's so photogenic. What else
were we getting into for this podcast? Because Noah, so you're
not here tomorrow, then no, like, there's no chance.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I can't even I can't even go home because of
the fire is so close.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's I think your parents are trying to kill you.
You need to go that fire. No, you need to
go to that funeral in the middle of the fire.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Go.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
So my parents they are looking to sell our house
and get their dream home, which is currently under construction.
It's like a spec home. And uh, the only way
they can afford that new house is if this house
sells high. And so we have to go like full
overdrive real.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Turmo, really make it look nice.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, And so we ripped out all the carpets, like
while we're living there. We took out thirty six hundred
dollars worth of trash from a junk removal company, filled
up the entire garage like it was a massive project,
and we did all on New Year's Eve, that week
between Christmas and New Year's Eve, and so they're doing
the pictures today and they have people already wanting to
(09:19):
come see it. And they asked that the house be empty,
and we were like, oh, no problem, we're gonna be
in California. And then everything happened. So I have my
suitcase with like a couple outfits in it, and then
everything I own is in a storage unit in Peoria,
includinggerator yep, including my refrigerator and my pepper grinder. There
was not a refrigerator in your bedroom right now because
of the house showing I don't even have a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Whoa, oh they want anyone.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Everything's gone And so I left a little bit just
for the trip or whatever trip is going to happen,
and I can't go home and I can't go to California.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe message message the things your parents are trying to
do get you out of their life. Did you get
a new house? Entire listing? They know we got it
in the house out moving and we're moving and we
can't get this dream home, hoping that like, are you
part of the dream home? Do you have a room there? No,
why do you got to go to that funeral that
you are not dream you were not.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I get a corner in what is going to be
a glorified guest room. We have compromised on just in case.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This is what they have to do for you to
leave the nest. Is like they're doing that. They're moving
downside so you can find a place on your own. Right.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I'm the one who encouraged in the downside, So if anything,
it's my fault. Yeah, it's definitely like it's I definitely
am feeling the third wheel vibe. I'm excited with them
for the house and like seeing the tile and the
granite and all the stuff that you know it's going
to go in it. But you know when I'm excited,
it's not my house.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You've got a haircut and you're clean shaven. You could
really see your eye, your beautiful eyes. You get kill.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Am You say that a lot about this is not
the first time it's.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Really seeing It's the first time I ever seen Noah's eyes.
I can't believe I've said that before.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I should make a little compilations.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I love the little compilation of my compliments or a
complation of your eyes so does Kyle too. Kyle, I
think you con I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You compilation.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yes, I used to have a picture of Kyle's eye
saved my phone. It's really it was a real I
have over ten thousand part of feet, but I know
it's a picture of her. I know what this is
what I took, I have, I remember it totally, probably pop.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Up in my memories like John Jay.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Okay, so I like came across this thing that I
like posted on Facebook like ten years ago, and it
was like in five hundred years, archaeologists are going to
dig up tanning beds and think that we like fried
people to death.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Right or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
If in X amount of years, if somebody were to
discover your iPhone, plug it in and they see tens
of thousands of pictures of Kyle's feet, biohacking engineer, they
would have to do like a history book on you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What do you do to study her feet? Some epigenetics
from her feet made live?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, archaeologists are really going to do a dive on
your phone.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm seeing foot content pop up on lots of shows
on Netflix one or two.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You know what, have you guys been watching The sex
Life of College Girls. No, Oh my god, you guys
got to watch it. It's such a good show. It's
such a good show. And one of the episodes that
I watched, I'm watching it and I'm like, God, this
sounds a lot like our show, kind of how like
we did with the what's it called? Nobody Wants This
and we broke it down and there's like a foot
fetish thing on there, and I was like, Okay, either
(12:27):
they're really topical or they're totally copying us.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, the writers in LA I know a lot of
them listening to the show. I've proven that many times.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I like the fact that we might possibly be the
center of one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
But also, like the foot thing has exploded, like it's everywhere,
Like I see memes valas like like figuring out whether
or not I want to not go on vacation this
year or start selling pictures of my female.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Because they make so much money. There's a woman that
I helped. I mean, it's actually well, so it's a
friend of somebody on this show and she's a mother
of five kids, and she asked me to help her start.
So I gave her some advice and helped her and
now she doesn't even give me the time of day.
But she's become a makes so much money just pictures,
like I think the number is astronomical.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
The show. It's a friend of someone in this room.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, a friend of somebody in this room?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Do I know? Do I know who is is?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, it's a friend of yours. Oh, it's a friend
of yours, her friend.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Does she do it on the down line of a friend?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah? Oh I told you about I've showed you some
of the stuff that she's done.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Okay, I have a really poor memory, you guys. I
feel like I am losing it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I feel like that's another thing you would remember that
seems like a big deal.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
The problem of a friend though, like, it's not my
friend's in front of a friend.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The problem with it is when they do it on Instagram.
A lot of times Instagram shuts it down for whatever reason.
But so then they go to feet find her, and
they go to this other one and they're making all
kinds of bank or only fans like, oh, like we
talked about the Lily Lily Allen who's getting divorced from Yeah,
she started her foot account because she makes more money
than that. Then acting and then doing music really.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
As saying that or f you for a really long time.
I like that song.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, she makes more money some pictures of her feet.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I was gonna say something.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I forgot what was it? What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
There was something about the feet before you got into
Lily Alan and Kyle's friend. It was actually maybe interesting,
not that Maybe it'll come to me later.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All right, Well, Noah, good luck to you the bomber.
You won't be here tomorrow. I think if you can
be here, be here.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah I might.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Okay, I remember what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Sorry you were talking about how Instagram flags that kind
of content. But did you see that the new meta
rule is going to do and how they're taking away
fact checks and now they're going to be giving like
a platform kind of like x where.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You community in the news on Monday.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Maybe that's where I heard it the day Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Maybe that's where I heard it from. Thanks Kyle.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I thought there was gonna be something after that, like.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh my god. Everyone has to say, do you guys
hear there's these fires in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I have short term memory loss and selective hearing, which
is not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Have you seen this Joe Rogan clip where he predicted
the fires. Yeah, that's been flocking around a lot, like
I haven't seen. Can play it. Let's listen to it.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
See believe we're not allowed to play audio.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
There's no music.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I thought it was any audio.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's copyrighted music or something like that.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
It's one of the reasons that freaked me out. And
he was telling me.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
He goes, Dude, one day, he goes, it's just going
to be the right wind and fire is going to
start in the right place, and it's going to burn
through LA all the way to the ocean, and it's
not a fucking thing we can do about it.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I go, really, he goes, yeah, we're just we just
get lucky. He goes, we get lucky with the wind.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
He goes, But if the wind hits the wrong way,
it's just going to burn straight through LA and there's
not going to be a thing we can do about it.
Because these fires are so big, dude, when they're talking
about like thousands of acres that are burned simultaneously with
like forty mile an hour winds, and the wind's just
blowing embers through the air, and those embers are landing
on roofs, and those houses are going up, and they're
(16:09):
landing on bushes, and those bushes are going up, and
everything's dry. And once it happens, it happens in a
way where it's so spread out that there's nothing they
can do.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
There's nothing they just have to evacuate, nothing, nothing they
can do.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
That's that was July nineteenth, twenty twenty four, when he
said that were.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
There other fires happening at that time? Is that why
they got on the topic.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Do you know, I think he was just talking about
I was I think I heard that show. I think
they're just talking about la in general.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But here's what's what's I'm trying to understand here, because
you know, Kyle said, you can't play something, but the
song in the background sounds so familiar.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
To me, something like the orchestra part of Gangster's Paradise.
Is that not what you're hearing, No know what it is?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Farman ones This is one of the reasons it freaked
me out. And he was telling me, he goes, dude,
one day, he goes, it's just going to be the
right wind and fire is going to start in the
right place, and it's going to burn through La all
the way to the ocean, and it's not a fucking
thing we can.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Do about it. I go, really, he goes, Yeah, we're
just we just get lucky. He goes. We get lucky
with the wind.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
He goes, But if the wind hits the wrong way,
it's just gonna burn straight through La and there's not
gonna be a thing we can do about it.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Because these fires are so big, dude.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
When they're talking about like thousands of acres that are
burning simultaneously with like forty mile an hour winds, and
the wind's just blowing embers through the air, and those
embers are landing on roofs, and those houses are going up,
and they're landing on bushes, and those bushes are going up,
and everything's dry. And once it happens, it happens in
a way where it's so spread out that there's nothing
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they can do.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
There's nothing. They just have to evacuate, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It's not to me.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Maybe no, we don't know, you can't stop it. I
like where we're gonna play the whole thing again.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's not like from maybe like a TV show or something.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't know what's from you guys? Want to hear
other clips? You want to hear you're getting here's some
sports counts I follow. Oh, I see this David Muir
guy getting a lot of grief. Do you see that? No,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Who is David Muir?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
He's the guy that was the news anchor that did
the debate and everyone pile on him because he was
the one. That's not true, Trump, that's not true. That
guy is a really good looking guy. So now he's
he he was using. He's wearing a really nice clothes
while reporting on the devastating LA fires. He's getting trashed.
Oh and he turns and his jackets too big, so
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he's got a close bind date. Oh, David Muror.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You guys, most of the people reporting from them keva
on like oxygen masks and goggles and you they're dressed
like they're they're in it because they are. And Noe's
driving into it without goggles.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
We talk to a fireman once. This is one of
the reasons of freaking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Different account. Anyway, all right, no, good luck. You heard
how devastating those fires are.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I will keep you posted.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Well, if you don't go, it'd be great if
you came in tomorrow. Good luck, all right, so Afterwards
podcast
No Ah, you rolling we do a podcast. I'd like
to get an update on you. If you're going to
Los Angeles after the show today, do you want to
come in and jump on the podcast? Noel Lashley, No,
Lashley's coming in, baby, No coming down on the afterwards podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I mean in LA they're canceling what the Critics Choice Awards.
I know that they're rescheduling or removing, not removing, but
moving the football game. I'm sure the Price is Right
is going to fill as normal.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
The iHeart Festival got canceled too.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
By the way, this is the afterwards podcast. Okay, wait,
hold on, we got it. We got a text that
said that they didn't know we had the afterwards podcast.
This is the afterwards podcast behind the scenes. So if
you listen to there's a way you could post it
and share. That'd be great. Let people know about the
afterwards podcast. So you can't talk on that microphone? Oh
you can? Oh god, all right, way to go, Nick,
(00:52):
You want to do podcast, but not all micros words.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Let's hear no story.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right. You were going to La here for your
great aunt's funeral, but there's a huge fire and you
said you're still going, so what's the latest fire?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Nobody comes in, only people are going out.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It literally looks like a war zone right now.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's God saying no, Noah, don't come here.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
There's There was a call with my mom's cousin, who's
orchestrating the whole thing, and he got defensive and said,
this was my mom. This is the funeral. Uh oh,
this is what it's going to be. And so now
we're just trying to work around whether or not we're
sane enough or insane enough to go through with this.
But he's going to be upset if people don't.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Really is he not anywhere near the fire?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
He is, He's in one of the evacuation zones. What
I mean, he's there right now. And then he's going
up to Sacramento or something over the weekend. He's coming
back on Monday. But all the people are like, like,
are are we really.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Going through this stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Shut down?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
The funeral is on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Have you not seen the pictures of like a sunset
boulevard literally inflame.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I've seen it.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I've seen it, all the palm trees exploding. And so
my parents were like, well, maybe instead of just going
for the weekend, we can we can go like last
minute and just go to the funeral and then dip.
But the plane tickets are like super expensive now because
everybody's leaving. I don't even know. And my grandma already
has a plane ticket. She's flying in separate. I was
supposed to pick her up at the airport there, and
(02:24):
so like, do we cancel her flight? My mom's thinking
about just doing our own thing as a family somewhere
here and just like sending our condolences and not showing up.
You should not, But I just don't understand how it's
so divisive, Like why is this even a thought? Like
it should just be canceled or rescheduled, Like it doesn't
need to be that deep.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Unless your body can't be frozen anymore because melting everywhere.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I think you can keep bodies frozen for a really
long because a fire right now. Yeah, but they have
like really good coolers must general home.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Just kidding, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
I agree he should definitely be canceled or moves.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But you understand from the cousin's standpoint, like that is
his mom, and he wants.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
He wants to layer it a rest, He wants to
be at peace. Probably he wants the closure. I mean,
that's kind of what we do funerals for, and so
that's kind understandable. But you're in like an apocalyptic fire.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You want everybody to die. You want to save money.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I know we're in an evacuation zone, but there'll be
plenty of parking because everybody being evacuated.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Wet has moved all the cars out of the way.
You're good.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We do not even know if the synagogue is still
standing at this point.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No one has checked, and it's in the red on
the map.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
The whole area is in flames.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't want you to go because they're advising people
to like not even go outside.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Like the smoke in elation is like it could kill you.
It could literally cause cancer down the line.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Aside from the fire, the air has been my main argument.
I'm like, why, Like the sky's orange, why would you
want to go into that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
My sister texts morning it talks about she can't breathe.
That terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, they say that there's like a wind, like the
wind or whatever the air quality. When it gets around fifty,
they tell you not to go outside. It's la It's
like at one seventy nine right now, which is the
highest it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Smoking my lungs. I'm so sick. What a crazy situation.
My friends lost their homes. It's so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I still I have cousins that are evacuating. My parents
grew up in La like that's home for them. So
this is definitely hitting the Whitmore household pretty tough. But
it's like literally like I get on Facebook and my
aunts and my cousins and you know whatever, everyone's evacuating
coming here, coming to Phoenix, like all of my I'm sure.
I actually think we have two people staying at my
grandma's house because it's like it's so insane out there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
My son Kemp, he's in Hawaii and they have a
what do they call it? When they got like a
ten games they got to play on the mainland here.
Oh they have the so they and like the region
games they're all in California. Yeah, And Blake was like,
let's you know, because we do a lot of the
games like Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and it's like
a two week thing whatever, and so yesterday it looks
(04:59):
like I'm planning to go and you come like when
the show's out there like Friday, get on a plane
in the game Saturday. I'm like, okay, where is it.
She's like Orange County. I'm like, can't go, not going,
she's your son fire. I'm not going. I'm gonna deal
with traving.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I watch, I watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm not GOINGE.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
County is probably trying, but think it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's what I'm saying though, Like I was just watching
an interview of the USC women's basketball coach talking about
like their region games and their conference games, and they've
been on the road for five days and they can't
even come back home to their houses, to their dorms.
Like USC is on fire out there, like they're like
our hearts are breaking these girls, so like Kemp, like
they could be stranded out there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
People that they're playing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Again, there's games in Orange County and then all the
way up so I think there's I can't remember what school,
but no, in the Los Angeles area. I can't remember
what school.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Guards over there.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh they played there.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I know I had a girl that played for me
at Basha that's over van. Oh it was all in Hawaii, And.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I was like, yeah, oh it was a close game,
the girls game. I watched it.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Thereguard's women's hostball team is really good. Kobe used to
be like a part of their training staff. No way,
I swear to God, Like when I've found out that
because I got recruited by Vanguard when I was in
college and I was like their D two, I don't
want to go there because I was too big for
my bridges whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And then when I saw Kobe was in there working
out and training, Oh my god. I call my dad.
I was like, are you serious right now? You should
have made me go to Vanguard? How dare you?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You don't listen to your parents.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I know they told me not to transfer, and I
did anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But no, your parents are like, yes, let's go, or no,
let's go.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I have a call today and there's a suitcase in
my car and all I know is I'm going somewhere
and I don't know where, and I don't and I
don't have any of my my stuff either, which is
a whole other story.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That changes hour by hour too, And it doesn't seem
like it's getting better now by hour.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So every time I look, there's a new one.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I see like a movie poster and let me see
if I can paint the visual because I remember the
movie poster. I think for the Mummy with the rock,
it's this giant sand monster and then there's like the
Little Mummy or they're going after it. It's like, I
see this massive fire and what kind of car do
you have?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh, black Hondai Sonata.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I don't want to piss off my seventy five year
old uncle. Need to pay.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That just reminded me of like Stranger Things when it's
like all the kids are going into the Demogorgon andide
down that's just what I see.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, you're going to the demogorgan.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'll drive into California playing riding up that hill.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What else are we gonna talk about in this podcast?
There's something else, wasn't there. Have you seen the pictures
of the before and after?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean it's just even if you look at
the sky over where your sister lives in Santa Monica
where they show you know, you've seen the pier and
yesterday it looked okay, and then now today it's just
smoke everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Wow. For miles and miles and miles Billy Hallie is
so photogenic.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
But seeing like Billie Eilish's makeup tutorials going around, No,
it's so good.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I wish I could just be like look like her.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I was just scrolling on my Twitter looking for something.
I just saw her and she's so photogenic. What else
were we getting into for this podcast? Because Noah, so you're
not here tomorrow, then no, like, there's no chance.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I can't even I can't even go home because of
the fire is so close.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's I think your parents are trying to kill you.
You need to go that fire. No, you need to
go to that funeral in the middle of the fire.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Go.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
So my parents they are looking to sell our house
and get their dream home, which is currently under construction.
It's like a spec home. And uh, the only way
they can afford that new house is if this house
sells high. And so we have to go like full
overdrive real.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Turmo, really make it look nice.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, And so we ripped out all the carpets, like
while we're living there. We took out thirty six hundred
dollars worth of trash from a junk removal company, filled
up the entire garage like it was a massive project,
and we did all on New Year's Eve, that week
between Christmas and New Year's Eve, and so they're doing
the pictures today and they have people already wanting to
(09:19):
come see it. And they asked that the house be empty,
and we were like, oh, no problem, we're gonna be
in California. And then everything happened. So I have my
suitcase with like a couple outfits in it, and then
everything I own is in a storage unit in Peoria,
includinggerator yep, including my refrigerator and my pepper grinder. There
was not a refrigerator in your bedroom right now because
of the house showing I don't even have a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Whoa, oh they want anyone.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Everything's gone And so I left a little bit just
for the trip or whatever trip is going to happen,
and I can't go home and I can't go to California.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe message message the things your parents are trying to
do get you out of their life. Did you get
a new house? Entire listing? They know we got it
in the house out moving and we're moving and we
can't get this dream home, hoping that like, are you
part of the dream home? Do you have a room there? No,
why do you got to go to that funeral that
you are not dream you were not.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I get a corner in what is going to be
a glorified guest room. We have compromised on just in case.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This is what they have to do for you to
leave the nest. Is like they're doing that. They're moving
downside so you can find a place on your own. Right.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I'm the one who encouraged in the downside, So if anything,
it's my fault. Yeah, it's definitely like it's I definitely
am feeling the third wheel vibe. I'm excited with them
for the house and like seeing the tile and the
granite and all the stuff that you know it's going
to go in it. But you know when I'm excited,
it's not my house.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You've got a haircut and you're clean shaven. You could
really see your eye, your beautiful eyes. You get kill.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Am You say that a lot about this is not
the first time it's.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Really seeing It's the first time I ever seen Noah's eyes.
I can't believe I've said that before.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I should make a little compilations.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I love the little compilation of my compliments or a
complation of your eyes so does Kyle too. Kyle, I
think you con I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You compilation.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yes, I used to have a picture of Kyle's eye
saved my phone. It's really it was a real I
have over ten thousand part of feet, but I know
it's a picture of her. I know what this is
what I took, I have, I remember it totally, probably pop.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Up in my memories like John Jay.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Okay, so I like came across this thing that I
like posted on Facebook like ten years ago, and it
was like in five hundred years, archaeologists are going to
dig up tanning beds and think that we like fried
people to death.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Right or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
If in X amount of years, if somebody were to
discover your iPhone, plug it in and they see tens
of thousands of pictures of Kyle's feet, biohacking engineer, they
would have to do like a history book on you.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What do you do to study her feet? Some epigenetics
from her feet made live?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, archaeologists are really going to do a dive on
your phone.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm seeing foot content pop up on lots of shows
on Netflix one or two.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You know what, have you guys been watching The sex
Life of College Girls. No, Oh my god, you guys
got to watch it. It's such a good show. It's
such a good show. And one of the episodes that
I watched, I'm watching it and I'm like, God, this
sounds a lot like our show, kind of how like
we did with the what's it called? Nobody Wants This
and we broke it down and there's like a foot
fetish thing on there, and I was like, Okay, either
(12:27):
they're really topical or they're totally copying us.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, the writers in LA I know a lot of
them listening to the show. I've proven that many times.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I like the fact that we might possibly be the
center of one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
But also, like the foot thing has exploded, like it's everywhere,
Like I see memes valas like like figuring out whether
or not I want to not go on vacation this
year or start selling pictures of my female.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Because they make so much money. There's a woman that
I helped. I mean, it's actually well, so it's a
friend of somebody on this show and she's a mother
of five kids, and she asked me to help her start.
So I gave her some advice and helped her and
now she doesn't even give me the time of day.
But she's become a makes so much money just pictures,
like I think the number is astronomical.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
The show. It's a friend of someone in this room.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, a friend of somebody in this room?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Do I know? Do I know who is is?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, it's a friend of yours. Oh, it's a friend
of yours, her friend.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Does she do it on the down line of a friend?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah? Oh I told you about I've showed you some
of the stuff that she's done.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Okay, I have a really poor memory, you guys. I
feel like I am losing it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I feel like that's another thing you would remember that
seems like a big deal.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
The problem of a friend though, like, it's not my
friend's in front of a friend.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The problem with it is when they do it on Instagram.
A lot of times Instagram shuts it down for whatever reason.
But so then they go to feet find her, and
they go to this other one and they're making all
kinds of bank or only fans like, oh, like we
talked about the Lily Lily Allen who's getting divorced from Yeah,
she started her foot account because she makes more money
than that. Then acting and then doing music really.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
As saying that or f you for a really long time.
I like that song.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, she makes more money some pictures of her feet.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I was gonna say something.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I forgot what was it? What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
There was something about the feet before you got into
Lily Alan and Kyle's friend. It was actually maybe interesting,
not that Maybe it'll come to me later.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All right, Well, Noah, good luck to you the bomber.
You won't be here tomorrow. I think if you can
be here, be here.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah I might.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Okay, I remember what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Sorry you were talking about how Instagram flags that kind
of content. But did you see that the new meta
rule is going to do and how they're taking away
fact checks and now they're going to be giving like
a platform kind of like x where.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You community in the news on Monday.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Maybe that's where I heard it the day Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Maybe that's where I heard it from. Thanks Kyle.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I thought there was gonna be something after that, like.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh my god. Everyone has to say, do you guys
hear there's these fires in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I have short term memory loss and selective hearing, which
is not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Have you seen this Joe Rogan clip where he predicted
the fires. Yeah, that's been flocking around a lot, like
I haven't seen. Can play it. Let's listen to it.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
See believe we're not allowed to play audio.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
There's no music.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I thought it was any audio.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's copyrighted music or something like that.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
It's one of the reasons that freaked me out. And
he was telling me.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
He goes, Dude, one day, he goes, it's just going
to be the right wind and fire is going to
start in the right place, and it's going to burn
through LA all the way to the ocean, and it's
not a fucking thing we can do about it.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I go, really, he goes, yeah, we're just we just
get lucky. He goes, we get lucky with the wind.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
He goes, But if the wind hits the wrong way,
it's just going to burn straight through LA and there's
not going to be a thing we can do about it.
Because these fires are so big, dude, when they're talking
about like thousands of acres that are burned simultaneously with
like forty mile an hour winds, and the wind's just
blowing embers through the air, and those embers are landing
on roofs, and those houses are going up, and they're
(16:09):
landing on bushes, and those bushes are going up, and
everything's dry. And once it happens, it happens in a
way where it's so spread out that there's nothing they
can do.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
There's nothing they just have to evacuate, nothing, nothing they
can do.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
That's that was July nineteenth, twenty twenty four, when he
said that were.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
There other fires happening at that time? Is that why
they got on the topic.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Do you know, I think he was just talking about
I was I think I heard that show. I think
they're just talking about la in general.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But here's what's what's I'm trying to understand here, because
you know, Kyle said, you can't play something, but the
song in the background sounds so familiar.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
To me, something like the orchestra part of Gangster's Paradise.
Is that not what you're hearing, No know what it is?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Farman ones This is one of the reasons it freaked
me out. And he was telling me, he goes, dude,
one day, he goes, it's just going to be the
right wind and fire is going to start in the
right place, and it's going to burn through La all
the way to the ocean, and it's not a fucking
thing we can.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Do about it. I go, really, he goes, Yeah, we're
just we just get lucky. He goes. We get lucky
with the wind.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
He goes, But if the wind hits the wrong way,
it's just gonna burn straight through La and there's not
gonna be a thing we can do about it.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Because these fires are so big, dude.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
When they're talking about like thousands of acres that are
burning simultaneously with like forty mile an hour winds, and
the wind's just blowing embers through the air, and those
embers are landing on roofs, and those houses are going up,
and they're landing on bushes, and those bushes are going up,
and everything's dry. And once it happens, it happens in
a way where it's so spread out that there's nothing
(17:34):
they can do.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
There's nothing. They just have to evacuate, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It's not to me.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Maybe no, we don't know, you can't stop it. I
like where we're gonna play the whole thing again.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's not like from maybe like a TV show or something.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't know what's from you guys? Want to hear
other clips? You want to hear you're getting here's some
sports counts I follow. Oh, I see this David Muir
guy getting a lot of grief. Do you see that? No,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Who is David Muir?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
He's the guy that was the news anchor that did
the debate and everyone pile on him because he was
the one. That's not true, Trump, that's not true. That
guy is a really good looking guy. So now he's
he he was using. He's wearing a really nice clothes
while reporting on the devastating LA fires. He's getting trashed.
Oh and he turns and his jackets too big, so
(18:28):
he's got a close bind date. Oh, David Muror.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You guys, most of the people reporting from them keva
on like oxygen masks and goggles and you they're dressed
like they're they're in it because they are. And Noe's
driving into it without goggles.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
We talk to a fireman once. This is one of
the reasons of freaking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Different account. Anyway, all right, no, good luck. You heard
how devastating those fires are.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I will keep you posted.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Well, if you don't go, it'd be great if
you came in tomorrow. Good luck, all right, so Afterwards
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