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Thor's Midweek Meltdown, Stiunky Smells We Enjoy, Thor Gives Haley Spoiled Butter

Episode Transcript

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San Diego. Welcome, Welcome tothe show. Yo, A new new
day is here, and what betterway to start it than with I feel
like the show is gonna be greatthis show. I would like to introduce
you to the ringleader Eddie. Ihave a young mindset, okay, the
mother of this crew Sky. Ifyou don't know anything about me, you

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may not realize that I get coldvery easily. I'm very rude, I'm
obnoxious that I don't care and Emily, ever since I can remember, I've
never wanted to sleep with another human. Welcome to the show on San Diego's
rock station Rock one oh five three. Well, unfortunately, Thora's wife,

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Haley has been sick this week.She came down with like what cold flu
or something like that flu. Really, yeah, she's really sick because she
usually fights through it and just youknow, she'll she'll say, off,
she's not that bad and stuff likethat, but she's got like she had
she had one hundred plus fever.She was sweating and cold, sweats and

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freezing and hot that. Yeah,body aches, the whole thing. Thing.
Yeah. So yeah, it's beenbrutal for me. Excuse me,
this is what happens. Why doyou say for you, so Thor with
you know, most people are okayif your spouse is sick to kind of
step up and help him out alittle bit. Thor acts like he's being

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put out, and then if hedoes anything, he acts like he's the
caretaker of the year. I mean, but nobody enjoys that. But it's
a give and take because you knowone day you're going to be sick with
this guy. And then last timeI was sick, how can we forget?
I had a fever, I wasmiserable, and my wife left me
with nothing, just left to goto work. I've also heard several times

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of her making you soup and tryingto get you different things. Yeah,
making arrangements. Well she does itthe first day and then by the second
day she's over it, and theempathy is a little wild. Remember when
she because she forgot so she askedEmily to bring me something and Emily said,
no, So that's kind of whatI'm doing. I do. But
you're ridiculous when you take care ofbut you went and got heard, you

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know, some gatorade and stuff likethat, and you act like you've really
done something really special. Peace priceright there, Well, it was really
nice stuff going on. You don'thave anything going on what you do of
course? Sorry, my grandfather justdies. I mean I was out of
sorry, I was out of time. That's stunning. Yeah. Like he

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changed the sheets on the bed becauseshe was sick. She was sweating through
her clothes. It's disgusting. Itwas disgusting. I had I went all
the way to Target, and Iknow I had been to his house and
the Target, and it is likeblocks away, just like he doesn't have
to get like he doesn't have togo like on a free day, or
like annoying through like you do sky, Like it's right there, it's the

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Target. I got suit of fed, I got PM, I got sun,
I got gator right yeah, Andthen I had all the way home
and I go, hey, doyou want to go in the guest room,
And she goes give her the option. Well, yeah, I don't

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want to get sick. Don't yougo in the guest room. I can't
all sleep will be thrown off.I don't know how you guys, but
I don't sleep in my bed.Like if I sleep, and if I
sleep even on the other side ofthe bed, it completely throws me off.
And I can't sleep, so goingin the guest room forget about it.
But someone who's sick wouldn't the personin the guest room. Their sleep
take priority. Because when we getinto a fight, she goes in the

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guest room, I don't go intothe guest room. So most of the
time exactly the guest room. Getthat. Get that. If I slammed
the door and went into the guestroom, then I'd go into the guest
room. Okay, but the guestwas clearly her spot. I go into
it after an apologize. Okay,okay, that's your apologies. So you

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take the sheets off first, theguest room I had, We had.
The sheets that were on in theguest room were older sheets, and the
dogs and cats have been in there. So I had to take those sheets
off and then put new sheets on. Because she didn't want to sleep in
the old sheets. Well that makessense if they're covered in so then she
So then we had to get herinto the guest room and get her comfortable

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and make her soup. You actlike the way you got tambles, you
just put it in. Actually wanteda couple of noodles, so even easier.
Well, I had to heat thewater sky okay, boil it okay.
And then and then yeah, andthen I went into our bedroom and

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the sheets were disgusting, so Itook them all and I folded them all
in like one little ball ball,like it's like a has it was she
was, she was, sweat waseverywhere. Okay, So then I put
him in the washroom dryer and washthe sheets. She just never ends.

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And then you know, she justnever ends. Yeah, yeah, and
then I love yeah. And thenshe's in the bedroom with the doors closed
because I don't want to get sick. So I get a call on my
phone because she said can't talk.I go, what's up? What's up?
And she goes, hey, canyou make me toast? Oh?
Yeah? And I'm like sure,you got it, honey. So you

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know, we don't have our microwaves. We have a microwaves slash slash air
fryer and it's kind of on thefritz. So we also have an air
frre that's outside because the air firethat we have that's outside that works a
little smoky, so we leave it. We leave it outside. I got
it. It's kind of a pain. You don't have a toaster, No,

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you don't have a regular toaster.Not enough room on the counter air
frers because one's a microwave slash airfryer. But the air frier portion of
it doesn't really work that well.You can air fright toast. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't haveone. I don't know. Yeah,
okay, give away the one thatSky give you. Yeah, you did
have one at one point, youdid have ye give me secondhand air fire.

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Second I had it. I feellike I could do everything I can
do on that in the oven.So yeah, it just takes way more
time in the oven. Wow.I mean, I have a toaster,
so I just make tots in thatair fire. It's amazing. It's nothing
like. Everything in the air fieris better than the micro. I've made
tots in the oven too. I'msaying it's better. It's better, better
than the oven. Yes, it'sChris, it's krispy er. It takes

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like fifteen minutes lists often it's okay, wow, wow, she is digging
in on that. I'm doing Okay, I'm doing fine, what I've got
it? Sorry? Oh wow,sour dough toasted in the air fier.
I would never ever think to dothat, because you know I have a
toaster. I get that, butwe are you know, we don't are

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toast. We have a seven hundredsquare foot apartment, so a house,
a cabinet, no cabinet, Imean it's everything. We're filled with the
brim baby stock. So I can'teven imagine life without a toaster. Yeah,
that'd be tough. I do lifewithout a microwave, but life without
a toaster. I can you walkover to your atu? Well now yeah,

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well now now now we do Ratherthan just getting it forever, they
would like warm up a britle ina frying pan, which is insanity.
Yeah, like if they'd melt somethinglike butter or something, they'd put it
on top of the toaster and putthe toaster down and set it up there.
It was a bad day when thehobby decided to put a little glass
ramikin of syrup on top of atoaster and forgot that when the toaster pops

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up, that's what I get.That's what I get. Okay, just
get a microwave, whatever, airfry Okay, okay, if that fy,
some toasts, I gotta go outsideon a little patio we have,
and sour dough is what we're doing? Or did you just don't sour dough?
Sour dough? Girl? Gotta gooutside? Was it raining that day?
What's the problem with step outside ofyour seven hundred square foot house.

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I was a little chilly, likea big step outside the socks or shoes
on, So the deck is alittle dirty. You know, this is
your problems on your life. Iknow there's a there's a there's a screen
door. All right, unlock it. It's just too much. I don't

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worry about the cats getting out,Okay, I'm always worried about the cats
get I'm always worried about the cat'sget well. Yeah. So yeah,
I air fryar some toast. It'sdone, and then I'm looking for the
butter. I'm looking around for thebutter. Did you check your mouth?
Did you eat it? Why wouldI walk around with butter in my mouth?

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I was looking for my sunglasses theother day. They were on top
of my head. So I thinkthat is a legit question. It could
have been in your mind. Youknow how some people keep pens behind their
ear and they forget. Do youthink thor yeah, here's a stick when
the paper still? Yeah, don'tbe an idiot. Yeah, to be
stupid checker pockets for butter pads.Oh yeah, where your checker break keys

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they are? But I don't.I don't walk around butter, hang on
wallet, keys, cell phone,butter. Okay, leave the house.
My cholesterol would be through the roomprobably. Yeah, that's why recently and
I was looking and no butter inthe fridge. We have a little butter

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container because I don't. I don'twant to. I want to be warm,
obviously when you're a butter fish.I mean everyone has sell these butter
containers in spreadable top of the linebutter. You need to be able to
spark but contain cold butter. Iwill use like like what's it called land
lake? Yeah, me and Eddieis the same, like spreadable butter.

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And then I look look at him, looking at us with looking at judging.
That's disgusting. We only have apin, we only have sticks.
Spit I spit at you. Doyou just take the tub and just spoon
it directly? Because I would nevereat that. That's like eating generic ice
cream. I just go, Ijust go real butter. You can't put

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a tub behind your ear. Thatjust doesn't work. Do you your own?
No? I don't. Actually wedidn't want they did. They actually
did. It did make better ones. So so I see something in the
uh little container and there's no thisis it? And I know that I

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thought this was fresh. Recently mydog jump on the counter and ate a
stick. Oh my god, myfather. Why would she leave it on
the counter. She knows she eatsthings on the counter. She leaves it
on the counter, and would heralone? She haska doesn't mean you could
do stupid things. I hate that. I hate that, okay. I

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hate that you can't cast somebody alfagismbecause they have the flu before she had
the flo We'll wait till she feelsbetter, then you can talk about her.
Okay. So yeah, so I'mlooking around. There's only one stick.
It's in that container because Watson ain'tthe other stick. And you know,
I take it, I spread it. Think I think I do a
good job spreading it on the sourdough. Good job. I would trust

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you more than anybody when when itcomes to butter, spreading someone so true,
there's no wasting it. Yeah,you don't think he puts too much?
He might go skimp because he wantshe's skippy. He doesn't want to
give it out. My wife doesn'tlike too much, he doesn't like too
little, so I where it istotally in between. So I give it
to her and I say, kissher on the forehead. Why she's sick.

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I just feel bad, like I'mnot more on that the hair something.
I love my wife. She's sosweat. Any content, get in
the guest room. Okay, Igot the flu shot. That's why I'm
okay. Oh, thank you.Hey, I haven't been sick. She's
been sick, so it's right,Okay, you don't need to dab okay,

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you know, and you know ifI wasn't feeling I wouldn't be here
right now. I'm not like somebodyhere. I'm not like somebody. I
really, I don't know why you'relooking over here. Appreciate your hard work
here. And then I get acall from the guest room. It's telling
me that the butter tastes like bluecheese. And did I use a blue
cheese knife? Now, we didhave blue cheese earlier in the day,

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like the night before. She madea cob salad the night before, so
I'm thinking maybe a dirty knife.I didn't think I did, though.
I just grabbed it from the counter, didn't look like there's anything on it.
I grabbed if you don't grab itfrom the drawer, or because because
the knife was just sitting on thecounter and it looked clean. Now,
I don't turn the lights on becauseI don't want to. I want to
save electricity. So I had thelights in the living room, not the

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lights in the kitchen on. SoI didn't see just a random knife on
the counter. We're going to useit? Well, I know no one
else has used it. I knowit's just sitting there because she may have
used it to stir coffee or somethingearlier that nobody used. Yeah, but
it's dry at this point. Ormaybe she used it for some blue cheese.
We don't know. So I'm like, no, everything's good. Well,

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then I get a text a fewminutes later saying that this is rotten
butter. You idiot, What didyou do to me? What do you
mean? I get I guess buttercould go bad. It's not the bread,
No, it's the butter, becausethe bread, because the bread's fine,
it's fresh. So she s accoryingto Haley, I gave her like,
moldy bad butter. How do younot see it? Again, I

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didn't turn the light on in thekitchen, dude. Well, also,
it looked fine to me. Itwas still kind of in the plastic,
so like I kind of just movedthe plastic a little bit and then used
it. That's so cool. Ididn't even know. I didn't know that
was the thing. I felt butterlast and I thought, you can leave
butter out. We do? Yeah, yeah, I know. He keeps
saying it's a container, but it'sactually called a butter dish, and we

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have one and it's on our counterall the time, the long rectangular one.
It fits a stick of butter andyou put it in and it contains
the butter. That's that crazy.But I mean, people knew what I
was doing, what I did.I didn't know what I was sorry about.
But I mean, we've never hadthat happen, neither of I'm we

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don't leave it out for months,So I don't know what she's talking about.
So but she swears I gave arotten butter. Did you look at
the butter dish and open it upand turn a light on to see what
this? Oh, that's a goodI did not know why she believe what
happened what you got was somehow hisbutter senses were tinkling. Okay, he

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knew this butter wasn't good. Itgoes I'm not going to consume this because
I'm the butter man. Yes Ididn't, and I'm just gonna give this
butter, this gross butter to mywife. Yes, yes, because I
cannot. No, No, it'sbelow him. Yes, yes, I
didn't even know. But I'm literallysaying, I don't even know butter.
Can it go bad? I don'tbelieve you can tell more. But that's

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explains why she had really bad heartburnand wasn't feeling. I didn't know.
Thank god I didn't use it,you know, Terry, thank God.
Well, I'm glad you know isunbelievable. So I walked around this morning.
I checked on our steel she wasdoing. She's still in the guest
room. She says she hadn't sleptall night. Why'd you finger close that?

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I didn't hear it walking around?You know what? We don't believe
trying to who does I get for? Stop? Apparently there is a cable
company that is offering something that seemstoo good to be true, and it
probably is. We're gonna see whois offering a package where you can add
the streaming channels on the cheap.But what does that mean exactly. We're

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gonna go over that when we getback on the show and rock on a
five to three fall. Oh boy, on the show, it's rocking five
three. Let's light up the phonesright now, okay, eight seven three,
Uh yeah, we're hooking you upwith Disneyland tickets right now, right

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out of the gate here. Yeah, if you want to go to the
Disneyland resort, we got to packa four pack of one day, one
park Disneyland tickets for you right nowat eight seven seven five seven one oh
five three collars fifteen. You're walkingaway with those Disneyland tickets for waking up
early with us. Enjoy nice.I'll see you there. So, you
know, it's kind of crazy tothink about. Back in the day,

(16:47):
the sky was kind of on thetip of you know, I'm cutting the
cord, I'm getting rid of thecable. I'm going only you know,
with the streaming, and that's it. And then basically what happened was all
these different streaming services came out,which you kind of need if you want
to watch certain shows and certain things. And so you end up with more

(17:10):
spending more on streaming services than youdo when you had just cable. Yeah,
the cord cutters thought they could outsmartthe cable companies. Yeah, we
thought we were geniuses because we thinkyou're better than everybody else. Well,
yeah, that was my argument atthe time. Yeah, I was telling
them they were ruining it for everybody. Yeah, geniuses are better than everyone
else. So clearly you were wellat the time, like, for for

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about a month, we were betterthan everybody else until it got out of
control because yeah, we're like,forget you, We're not paying for your
cable. So we got one ofthose antennas like like rabbit years put it
on our roof, and so wewere getting cable for free. And then
we had like a couple streaming services. But you guys are right, then
all of a sudden, we wantedthis streaming service, and then we wanted

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that streaming service, and then ohwe my husband wants to watch the San
Francisco Giants and then next thing youknow, we're paying like double what we
were paying for cable. Well,so it's so it was so inconvenient because
there's no DVR. So oh,it was just so inconvenient, like you
think, oh, I could befree cable, but it's so inconvenient.
Yeah. Yeah. And then myhusband's watching like red Zone out of Mexico

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and I'm walking in and all thefootball games are in Spanish. He doesn't
speak Spanish. I'm like, whatare you doing? He goes, yeah,
well, you know I don't havethat thing. They don't need to
save money like that, you knowwhat I mean, Like, why do
that? I spent in fifty ayear on scratcher. We just well this
was pre scratched, and we justthought we were like ahead of the game,
like we're ahead of the curve bycutting the cord and only going to

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streaming. Well, now, youknow, for somebody like me, I
like to watch a lot of stuff. I have everything with any which I
don't know. That's a good thing. Everything. I have everything, including
cable, which is stupid because nowyou're like redundant on the majority of stuff
sometimes yeah, because I mean Iguess I could go back and watch certain
shows on whatever. I don't evenknow, but I have it like having

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like I don't understand unless unless forsports, because sports is but even now
you don't need you don't need likecomcasts, like having like a cable service
that isn't like you that isn't isn'tlike a YouTube TV or a uh what's
the other one? Fubo doesn't makesense to me because if you have every
streaming service, then why do youneed all those cable channels. Yeah,

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because I still don't you don't.Yeah, it's just you're gonna pay basically,
basically you're paid. You're paying doublefor everything. Yeah. Yeah,
because like you know, will We'llwatch Survivors still, but Eddie'll still watch
it on cable even though I'm sureyou have the streaming services that you could
watch it on or like Master Chefand and things like that. Yeah,

(19:48):
you have to make a decision onHulu, like the Fox programming is on
Hulu para. You don't need anexpensive cable bility. You could just get
Hulu Live or YouTube TV or FuubooTV. It's crazy if they half the
price. Yeah, I don't knowhow these cable services are in businessing.
Yes, and apparently there is acable service that is now getting into the

(20:14):
streaming game of offering the streaming servicesas a package. Yeah. Comcast Cable
says they have heard from their investorsand they have felt the pressure of the
changing market when it comes to TVand cable and streaming. So they just
announced that starting next Wednesday, ifyou are a Comcast Internet and TV subscriber,

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you can now order up what theyare calling their stream Saver package.
And so if you are currently aComcast customer, starting next week you can
do an add onto your package foran additional fifteen bucks a month, you
will get Peacock, Netflix, andApple TV. Well that doesn't make any

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sense because you can't even get Netflixfor fifteen bucks now, Yeah, you
know what I mean. So thismust be the lowest tier, all the
ads, everything that you don't wantwith it, and for the first three
months or something like that, youprobably need a Comcast cable to get it,
right, you have to have cableand the Internet. We get that

(21:26):
both both. Yeah, that's what. So this fifteen dollars things sounds great?
Yeah, because you pay what forApple nine to ninety nine without ads,
you pay say eleven bucks for Peacockwithout ads, and then it's like
twenty something bucks for Netflix without ads. For fifteen You're like, oh,
this sounds very huge, but there'sno way that they got to be all
with the ads, so then youhave to be pay even more if you

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want to without ads, and thenyou got another tier and then so they're
gonna get you no matter what.This sounds great. Yeah, well they
say this is a thirty five percentsaving compared if you would buy them all
separately, like Eddie said. Butthen everybody started asking the question Eddie's asking
of, like, well, whatexactly are we getting? And that's when
they specified saying you will get PeacockPremium with ads, Netflix Basic with ads,

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and you will get Apple TV PlusAnd the only reason that's not with
ads is because they don't have anad tier yet at Apple Netflix Standard doesn't
even like four K point. Yeah. Oh so they they Comcast says,
we've been in the bundling business forever, remember, like way back in the
day, you'd bundle like HBO withshow times. So they're claiming that's what

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they're doing now. But everybody's saying, Cable he's getting killed. I don't
know, my streaming doesn't sound thatgood to me. Yeah. So,
you know what happens when you getmarried, You get your new in laws
that comes with the marriage. Whilewe're gonna see what one guy's dealing with
when it comes to his new inlaws and them asking him to help out
with stuff coming up next on theshow. I'd rock with all five to

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three? All right, the offspringshowing a five. That is the thing.
I really I thought that's what youdo after No, I did that
one time when they were live here. You set the press. Well,

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no, that doesn't mean you haveto do it every time. Sometimes you
just get excited. No, Ijust got excited. I look forward to
it every time, you guys.So, speaking of Sky, your husband
the Boo, he comes with aspecial set of skits. Sure does.
Okay, some are you know,we can't even talk about on the air,
but others are that he's a littlebit of a handyman. Yeah,

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and he always has been. Hewas back in the day. Guys,
the boot actually had a job.I know, I know, I know.
It's been twenty some years. Yeah, since I know. Yeah,
guy has a social Security number hegot he did check at one point by
trade. He's actually an electrician whoknew what Yes, why would you waste

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that? Why would you not usethat at like their house and stuff?
Yes, and then he also usesit quite a bit. When it comes
to Sky's parents, Sky in theBoo. The Boo has always been on
call if your mom ever sort ofneed anything around the house. Oh yeah,

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and you're you know, when yourdad was with us, you know,
he was sort of not really thebiggest handy guy, and so the
Boo would get called in to dolittle jobs for your mom. Yes,
uh huh. And we also knew, in addition to the calls and the
requests and the texts and the questions, that anytime we would go there,
even if it would be for likeEaster, he would bring the tools in

(24:48):
the car because even though nobody hasmentioned anything's broken, he knows when we're
there, even though it's a holiday, he will be asked to do something.
How does he feel about that?I think he's okay with it because
he doesn't have, you know,a full time job, so he can
schedule it whenever. I mean,please, it's not it's not his favorite,

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you know, and especially when mymom was in North County, you
know, because that could be adrive sometimes. But I believe if he
did have a full time job,he wouldn't be as cool about it,
because he'd be like, that's mytime off. That's my time to chill,
you know, and people time tochill chill. So is he going

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to be making the trips up toLaguna now that your mom's moved away.
Well maybe new Dad's handy. OhI bet he is. He doesn't need
that young whipper snapper around. Okay, Well, first off, his name
is not new Dad. He's mymom's boyfriend. They live together. Okay,
don't make it weird, you're weird, weird tones. And yes,
my husband has already been called upthere multiple times, has already gotten multiple

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pictures and questions sent to him aboutwhat's going on with their new condo and
you know, stucco leakage and whathave you. Well, I guess there's
a guy in a similar situation.Now, this is new in laws,
he just got recently got married.Yeah, and so his new in laws
he's being treated sort of like theboot. Yeah. So he says they've
been married officially for six months.And he said it was right after they

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got married that his in laws askedhim a computer question once and he was
real quick able to explain it tohim, fix what they had a problem
with. Bam. Great. Theywere so thankful. Then, a few
days later, another call about theircomputer, and then a week later another
call, and so he now hasbecome the personal it guy for his in

(26:45):
laws. He says they call approximatelythree times a week with computer questions.
How many questions could you? Ihave a laptop at home. I've had
the same laptop for over ten years. I never have any issues. You're
cute deal with your parents old people. But all I do is go on
the internet. And that's all youdo. What do old people need to

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do on a computer? They don'tknow what I'm saying. They formed the
sign and they can't figure out theprogram. But to do it three times
a week? What are you doingon your computer that you do it three
times a week? It doesn't makesense. Yeah, And so he says
that he's basically become their personal itguy. And for the record, he
does not work in it. Hejust is younger and knows how computers work.

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So he doesn't want to start offthis relationship bad because it's so fresh.
But he doesn't want to deal withthis up to three times a week,
so he shouldn't have to. Youjust tell your wife, Hey,
can you mention to your folks likeI mean I'm happy to help every once
in a while. Yeah, threecalls a week. Yeah, like what
I don't I'm not an it,I don't know. Yeah, Like I'm

(27:56):
happy to help him out every oncein a while. But like this is
getting kind of crazy, don't youthink? So have the white He's got
to get in there, absolutely,we gotta get in there, lady,
Like, come on, he helpeda bunch in the beginning. He's done
his job, and he said he'ssaying you can help once in a while.
Too bad the boo didn't tell somebodyelse that. Okay, he's in
his Eastern best and he's installing adishwashers up. That's so accurate. All

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(28:44):
out and back to back games asthey lost to the Reds two to nothing.
Andrew Abbot for the Reds through seveninnings didn't give up any runs now
we got Joe Muskcrove back. Hecame back from the injured list. He
threw only three innings. He gaveup two unearned runs, which is great,
you know, to have Joe back. But the team may end up
losing Xander Bogart's for a bit asXander was out of the lineup with a

(29:08):
shoulder issue and he's gonna have anMRI to determine the extent of the injury
however, if he needs to goon the injured list or anything like that.
So that's not good. But Ijust cannot figure it out why this
team is able to beat the reallygood teams and then loses against the teams
that are not so good. Itdoesn't make any sense, Like it's so
bizarre. Man. But hopefully,you know, they figure it out and

(29:30):
play better today. NBA Eastern ConferenceFinals kicked off last night, with the
Celtics taking Game one over the Pacersin overtime, one thirty three to one
twenty eight. Jason Tatum scored thirtysix points, including ten in overtime after
Jalen Brown's game tying three pointer withsix seconds remaining in regulation to send the
game into overtime. Boston. Ofcourse, rallied to force overtime, but

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they were not looking very good.I was kind of surprised that they were
able to come back and win thatgame, but they did so they ended
up winning it. We've heard overthe years how promposals can get a little
wild and a little over the top. Well, one high school kid deciding,
you know what, I got totake it to another level here when
he went up to the Philadelphia Philliesstar player Bryce Harper's house. What yes.

(30:15):
He ended up going to Bryce Harper'shouse and knocked on his door and
asked him if you would help himask a girl out to prompt Harper said
yes, and he said, lowell, we really got to take this to
another level. So both of themended up showing up at the girl's house
and asked her to prom She enthusiasticallysaid yes, there's no way this is

(30:37):
true. You know, you don'tbelieve it. There's no way this no
I believe you, and Eddie sayingI just there's no way. This random
guy just went up to somebody agiant celebrity gate security camera with guy's kids.
Because now we're just gonna have I'mjust gonna go to Aaron Judge's house
in New York. Hey, ajudge, can you help me with it?

(31:00):
Proposal? Like that's insane? Likeclearly they know each other, or
like family knows each other, Likecome on you think, like come on
sky? W was you if Ia brand listener? Whent went to your
house and knocked him the door andasked you how the snappers would take him
up? Before? You know howcreepy that is. Yeah, normally you
probably wouldn't open the door to astranger. Yeah, it's a high school

(31:22):
kid. It wasn't like, youknow, a stranger. That's true.
Maybe he thought he was like sellingsome for his baseball team or something.
I don't know. It could betrue. It probably was a neighbor who
knows it. Like, there's noway it was somebody who doesn't know.
There's no way it would be insane. Well, she said, yes,
oh, it looks like that BabeRuth Jersey that he wore when he called

(31:45):
his shot is going up for sale. Now. Back in two thousand and
five, it was sold for ninehundred and forty thousand dollars. But it
wasn't you know, they weren't sureif it was for sure that jersey or
not. Okay, Well they lookedinto the jersey more and I'm confirmed that
has been officially authenticated that Ruth worethat jersey in Game three of the World

(32:07):
Series where he called his home runshot. So now they're saying the jersey
could be sold from more than thirtymillion, So it's a that's quite a
price. So that's a good purchase. Whoever got it for ninety not too
shabby. Sports shirt is brought toyou by Palomar Health. So whenever we

(32:30):
hear Sky's playlist in the Mystery MusicShuffle, we always say to ourselves,
I can't believe anybody actually likes thatmusic. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, it'scrazy. Well, we're gonna see what
a thread says about things that wecan't believe people actually like. Coming up
next on the show and Rock witha five to three. That's Black Sabbath

(32:52):
on the show. It's Rock fiveto three. So there's quite a few
things that my good friend over hereSky likes and enjoys that I always think
to myself, how does it anybodylike that? Like, it's kind of
crazy really for sure, Like thatshirt, I was going to say,
Oh sorry, I don't know whywe need to say that it's a stitch

(33:15):
fit shirt. You know, mymy can't send certain things back, you
know, no, except everything mypersonal dresser picked for me. Styl Yes,
yes, mister picked this one specificallyfor me, So take it up
with him. Okay. Well,sometimes you'll hear somebody's into a certain show
or a certain band or certain something, and you go, man, I,

(33:38):
I can't believe anybody likes that,Like, it's unbelievable. Well,
there is an entire thread here ofthings that we still can't believe that people
actually like. Yeah, I meanthese are like all over the place type
of things. So these are someof the answers that got like the most
thumbs up on this thread of thingswe believe people pretend to like. And

(34:00):
you get sung the Happy Birthday songat a restaurant by the staff. Uh.
It depends, like, first ofall, how drunk am I in
them? All? If you giveme like special version of Happy Birthday?
Like mix it up like Benny Hannah, I do I do really enjoyge it?

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Whatever they say, I don't evenknow it. I like the dessert
If I do, thank you?So if I have to listen to the
song. I will. Yeah,when they come in and they go you
know, birthday of birthday, andthey're so an enthusiastic and you're on your
way. Well done. I dothis, thank you. It's kind of

(34:47):
embarrassing, but you get the freezBut if you want the perzuk, you
gotta do it. I really likeit. I like the birthday, so
no matter what, I will neverforget. At Emily's birthday party, she
was standing by herself with her armscrossed, swinging back and forth like a
child, saying happy birthday. Itwas honestly, it was a disturbment.

(35:08):
It was disturbing. It was aspecial moment. It was and then a
lot. I was just surrounded byso many people that I love. The
party was great, and Eddie andI were Eddie and I were like,
like, I wasn't there uncomfortable,that's weird. It's really happening. Thank
you. It's forty the moment.It wasn't like your sweet sixteen. I

(35:30):
felt like it. It was weird. Thank you. And your thousand dollars
dress. Oh it was literally fromit look great, well, thank you,
okay. Also making the threat ofthings we believe people pretend to like
is work team building events? Pretendwho pretends to like that? Yeah,

(35:51):
there are people who like, likeget pumped. Now, maybe maybe they're
just pumped because they're leaving the officefor the day and that's why they're excited.
We're going to something fun. Yeah, then I could maybe under wrap
my head around like we're going withaxe throwing or something. Yeah, that's
kind of but you know, usuallyit's not that. Yeah. Usually it's
a pictic in the parking lot.It's something. And even if it is

(36:13):
ax throwing or something fun, I'mstill in my head going I would much
rather stay home and just binge somethingon Netflix. You know. Well,
yeah, but I'm going to say, okay, all right, we just
go to a party near the PetcoPark during the patrict, not for the
game. Yeah, we're getting inthe aura. We're not going to go

(36:35):
to the game. We're just gonnabe around the stadium. Yeah. I
enjoyed the party this year, whichwould have been nice if we were actually
in the state. That would befun. That would that would be no
fake enthusiasm there, that'd be great. All right. So next on the
thread of things we believe people pretendto like is celebrating New Year's even Times

(36:57):
Square. So here's the deal,okay, and you know me, Eddie
Sky Emily. If I didn't likesomething, I'm going to tell you,
like I just did with the Peticothing. Okay. But listen, was
getting there at ten am on thetrain. Miserable. Yes, was sitting
in the spot when I went toTimes Square in New Year's Eve for twelve

(37:21):
hours, miserable. I'll never forgetit because every hour they do a countdown,
so it will be like nine hoursto go. It was miserable,
But I'm telling you that last houryou start to ramp up, and then
that last minute was one of thecoolest experiences I've ever had in my life.
So it was one time it wasworth it. One time. It
was like confetti was falling down.You felt the energy of a million people

(37:42):
around you. It was crazy hearingyou describe it. Though, Yeah,
again it makes me want to cutmyself. Yes, yes, I would
rather do that. Oh. Ileft there thinking I want to do this
again one day. Oh god,No. Like even though all because it
was the last minute was cool,there's no bathrooms now there's not You can't
go to the bathroom do you twelvehours, you've done Son, You've done

(38:06):
Son. You got to figure itout? Yeah, no, thank you.
It was and you're like literally upagainst people like, oh god,
but it was. I'm telling youthat one minute. Okay. People also
think we I mean, I hopenot people. People also think we pretend
to like hearing stories and seeing picturesabout other people's kids. Oh yeah,

(38:30):
I always get nervous when I showWell, I don't even show Eddie because
I know he doesn't care. Butif my sister sends me a cute video
of my nephew Sky, yeah,the top which but it's so weird because
I know he doesn't want to seepictures of our kids, So like,
why does he show people? It'snot even your kid? If you send
me, if you send me avideo of Jacket and a good hit.

(38:51):
Now I'm talking about when they wereyounger. Oh yeah, like when they're
younger, there's no she just triedoff. Oh my god, it's all
over, had her first dancer.Let me send to kill yourself. We
also think people pretend to like genderreveal parties. Oh no, one pretends
to like that. I'm sorry,no way, don't invite me. Oh

(39:15):
We think people pretend to like goingon cruises. Oh yeah, I had
a friend telling me about a cruisethe other day and I'm like, that's
a nightmare. Oh cruises best.I wasn't enjoy it. People think that
people pretend to like Coachella and beingthere camping. I went once, but

(39:36):
or it was just to see Eminemand we literally didn't do anything else.
We just stood in one spot fortwelve hours to watch Eminem and then we
were front row or fourth row.Yeah. Yeah. Other than that,
I wouldn't go. Yeah, wholeweekend and port a Potti. I'm good.
People believe that people pretend to likerunning, that nobody actually likes running,

(39:57):
but some people claim they do somethinggood. Nfair run brother, my
brother and Laura run. He justdoes like sixty to seventy mile marathon?
Does he rub it in people's facego on a run? They want like
they're so excited to tell you whatI tell people like about him? Like
I do it? What you knowwhat I mean? Okay? And the
final thing that was like multiple timeson the thread of things we believe people

(40:21):
pretend to like is when you goto a concert and the band launches into
a long instrumental solo. That's rough. Sometimes I love that. What you
like the bands like the Jam?Oh yeah? I like The Dads Show
and Slash did like fifteen minutes andEddie and I had a full on conversation

(40:45):
and we were like, he's stillgoing that's great. All right, Well
those things irritate him? What elseon his mind? We're going to find
out what he's talking about this weekin thors Midweek Meltdown when we get back
on the show and rock with afive three chili Pepper's on the show.

(41:06):
It's Rock one five to three.Now. I gotta be honest with you.
This segment always makes me uncomfortable,but this one even more so today
because Thor says his mom might bethe focus. It is time for Thor's
mid Week Meltdown, and now theshow is happy to bring you. I'm

(41:27):
pissed, have some respect thors MidweekMeltdown. Week melt down. Oh dude,
oh boy. Okay, well herewe go. It's time for thors
weekly segment where he goes off onsomething something that bothers him and you say,
your mom is in the spotlight.Yeah, Well, first off,

(41:49):
Eddie, Thor's mid Week meltdown isbrought to you by Ball Tigers, California
Lawyers. Tigers. They get what'sgoing on. Okay, they get my
life for that, they backed meand they back the things I say.
I love Wall Tigers. If Iever got no motorcycle accident, I'm not
calling my insurance company called all right, and I'm I'm not sure they're happy

(42:12):
with saying that. They back everythingyou say that we don't know. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,legend easy striped shirt. Okay,
So before I get in it,before I say anything, I need to
be clear. I love my mom, oh boy. And I was always
going to go to my grandfather's funeral. My grandfather died last week. I

(42:36):
was always going to go. Thatwas never going to not be an option.
I invented about it to my dadthat I didn't want to go,
but not because I don't love mygrandpa. I just feel like we hadn't
you know. I didn't talk tohim that much. You know, he
never came to California once to visitme in eighteen years. But whatever,
I wanted to be there for mymom. I need to be there for
my mom and put a smile onmy face weird thing to say about a

(42:58):
funeral, but I was there formy mom. Now that being said,
okay, let me just tell youwhat's going on in my life right now.
My wife's trying to fly. Shegot a pilot license. She's going
instruments. You you want to addon right now. I'm sorry. I
was just always trying to get Ican't run ahead of my check right I

(43:20):
started two years ago and didn't.I don't it in like a week.
It's incredible. Okay, she didn'tdo it in a week. It's eight
months. My plane broke down,and then I was supposed to have my
check ride yesterday, but I couldn't. We had to push it back because
I had to leave during practice timeto go to New York. Oh so
you're blaming, huh, Grandpa hadn'tdie. My wife is trying to fly

(43:45):
right now. My dogs and catsconstantly have issues. Constantly when you have
fifteen animals at your house is whathappens. We spent a lot of money
on them. We've had two surgeriesfor the two dogs. Kim we have
Marshall and kim Me others. Kimmyjust had a U T I and yesterday

(44:06):
Marshall just got a bacterial infection.How does that happen? Isn't it an
indoor cat? Yeah? So hehad like goop coming out of his eyes.
Have you've seen that before? Start? Yeah? Yeah, you always
a sky I have a cat.Every time you do the sky. Look
at her, you look Scott doesn'thave a cat right now. Yeah,
but if you look at Sky years, if you look at Sky from a

(44:30):
distance, you go, that chickhas cats. Okay, I don't.
It looks like she looks like sheis a walking scratching post. Yeah,
you know what I mean. Ihappen to me. She's got cats.
She's got cats. So my planeis still down. What are you talking
about? Well, I'm just tellingyou all the financial stuff I have going

(44:52):
on right now. So the lastthing I want to do is a quick
jaunt to New York to go toa funeral. Because I don't know if
you heard what, but going toNew York for a funeral it could be
expensive. Guys. So first thingyou gotta do. Book the fights,
and I hear if I hear onemore, moron, tell me fairs you

(45:14):
can do the first person. Iwas just trying to help. Let me
tell you a little quick thing aboutbereaman fairs because you think Delta cares no
because you go to Delta dot comand they'll say they do Bereathman Ferris,
but they do five to twenty fivepercent off. I'm gonna give you a
little guess on what percentage you get, the five or the twenty five percent

(45:37):
off? What do you think itis? Second, it's not any The
second, the amount of hoops theymake you jump through is insane. All
the documents you have to get,the funeral service, the funeral parlor's number,
all the people, the certificates youhave to get. It's not even
worth it for the twenty dollars offthe fight. And then third, it's

(46:00):
only available for certain dates. Sorry, my grandfather died during a blackout date.
How insane is that? I didn'tYou gotta pay full price, But
they put on their website bereavement Fairest. Give me a break, Okay.
So then once you get that donewith that, all the time that is
wasted. Like when you fly Deltaagain. And I said this the other

(46:22):
day. They I got off theplane, I had to wait twenty minutes
get off the plane. Then Ihad to wait forty minutes for my bag.
Complained about it on x Delta tweetedat me and then said, what's
your flight number? I responded,and then they just stopped responding, so
they pretended to care. Okay,thanks Delta. So that happens. Then

(46:43):
you gotta get the renta car.You would think are rent a car would
be cheap nowadays it's not. Guystwo hundred dollars for two and a half
days of the rent a car.Thorpe, what did you rent a Chevy
Malibu? That's what I rented twohundred bucks? And then oh, yeah,
maybe you forget because you got toleave at three am the next on

(47:04):
Saturday morning to refuel. So youthink you refuel, they charge you really
stupid dude. So I've seen before, like the sign that says gas price,

(47:25):
our price, So I thought ourprice was what happens when you don't
refuel. So i'd half a tankand I get in there and I immediately
go, oh my god, Iforgot. And I know my mom she
reminded me the night before at likeeleven pm. She goes, oh,
you got to refuel, And Igo, I wish you reminded a couple
hours ago, and I go,I will on the way. I just
didn't. I forgot it's three ambecause I'm at the funeral and it's late.

(47:45):
Guess how much it was, guys, I don't I have to take
a guess? Ten ninety nine agallon? That hurts. I said to
the guy. I went, because, I go, how much is it?
He goes ten ninety nine? Igo what? So he says yeah,
and I go, that's insane.He was in the front of the
car. I was getting my leaderson the back. He goes, Kay,
have the keys, and I Ikind of like chucked him at him

(48:07):
because I was so pissed and Ifelt bad, and I went, hey,
man, I'm really sorry. Imean to throw the keys. Oh,
but I kind of tossed him.I didn't throw them. I toss
and he dropped them. Guess howmuch I cost? Seventy five bucks?
We're having to gas on a ChevyMalibu. I mean, I don't know
if I can pay my mortgage.Just my oh guy, Then you get
there the rent a car. Ohdid the bill stop? No, they

(48:29):
don't, Eddie. You know whybecause you got to get a hotel?
Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah,and my mom I want to stay in
the same hotel as my parents.So she has to get a hotel that's
like twenty minutes from the funeral homefor some reason. So that's going to
cost money with gas and time.Probably it's pain in the ass. I'll
tell you this right now. Ohno, I'll tell you this right now.
When I die, don't do allthis for me, don't don't make

(48:52):
a big deal about it. Idon't care. No Chevy Malibu, because
when you die, in my eyes, the spirit, your spark, it's
gone. I'm just I'm just avehicle. You know what I'm saying.
So when I die, I don'twant to be a funeral. I want
you to. I want my lovedones to save money. So you know
what you can do for me whenI die. Start a text thread,
say a couple of nice things,and then no Chevy Malibu, no hotel,

(49:19):
no flights. Text thread it wasa good guy, was an all
right guy, and cremate me andthe story. Everybody will be happy because
everyone will be saving money and hewon't get screwed. I didn't want to
miss work, but I didn't wantto I didn't want to have to use
my vacation dates text thread. Isthis entire rant about how your grandfather's death

(49:49):
has inconvenience to you? Does itcost him a couple of bucks? Anybody
do this funerals Aert's fensive. Yes, I mean it costs you more going
out than it does coming in.But that's the actual funeral cost you paid
nothing of. Okay, your poormother, this going to the funeral.

(50:10):
I understand it's in New York.You know it cost you a couple of
bucks here and there. But yougotta do it. It's your family's or
your mom. You know these things, and you just sort of go,
you know what, chalk it up. I'm not gonna think about it.
It's just because about how it's inconvenicedand how much it costs. I've never
heard a human being do this.That's not You're not done. You got

(50:34):
more well Thursday. Last Thursday,for some reason, they had two showings.
I get that. He's not calledshowings, they're called viewers. This
isn't an apartment. Okay, whatare you talking about? I'm just saying,
why do we need to I sawit one? Do I need to
see them again again? Again?That's why I'm Catholic. Different you have
them for yes, different different timesfor different people twice. Okay, okay,

(50:58):
don't go to the lake showing waitsto another thing. Another person on
osband money, sister, what whatday of the funeral? I get up
early, getting every babe bagels.She says, I'll venmo you. She
asked me for two bagels and bagelsis Corey? Calm down? Turns out
onemos from my cousin. I guessmy cousin her share a room. Okay,

(51:20):
yeah, sure, and she saysshe'll venmo me. I don't know,
but still waiting for the venmo coreWhat do you it was like six
because it was too big? You'reright, okay, really point is going
to a funeral again? I hopeit doesn't happen for a while. And
when I die text thread cremation anda story save money. Okay. It

(51:44):
was very inconvenient and I wasted awhile. Say that that is one of
the crazier rants I've heard. Saythat. That was that. You know
it was bad when I forgot torefuel. Speaking of rants, we've heard
thora rant before about dating and theguy having to pay for things. Well,
we're gonna see what one girl isasking about her guy paying for things

(52:06):
coming up next on the show,and rock with a five three some forty
one on the show. It's rockone oh five to three, So we've
heard it for years. Thor nota big fan of going on dates back
in the day because you felt itwas kind of messed up that the guy
always had to pay. Yes,not right. You think that it should

(52:28):
be Splitsville the whole time. Yeah, I mean when I worked, I
started in radio, I was anintern. I wasn't making any money,
and I was doing some other stuffand I was seriously I was legitually making
no money because I quit a fulltime job to get an intern on the
radio show. So I just didn'thave the money. But you're still looking
for love. How could I notokay so much love to give? And

(52:49):
obviously obviously I didn't. I didn'tgo on the Bachelor then, so I
had no choice but to do dating, and there really wasn't any apps.
So I'd always want to meet somebodyat like a coffee shop or something first
get to know them, and thenif there was a second date, we
would we would go to dinner.Now, even then, you said that
you would arrive early the coffee thecoffee shop, and then they would buy

(53:13):
their own coffee. I would eitherget there early or late, and then
I orf they got there before me. I'd be like, oh, I'm
gonna wait line. You want towait line? And I'd get a water.
Oh, because it's free, youwon't spend any money. You mentioned
that second date where it's a dinnermaybe a dinner date. Yeah, you
said your dream girl would have said, let's let's put it. Yeah,

(53:37):
I mean, listen, I'm ifwe hit the second date. I'm not
a monster. Well I just heardyour rent. I'll pay. I'll pay
for the dinner on the second date. Right. Maybe maybe, but I
at least want to see you reach. Give me a reach, give me

(53:57):
o reach, like I'm on mysecond date. First date, she brought
pizza, which was married. Ilove her. Second date, we went
out to sushi and she reached andI went I got this. Wow,
but she reached. If you don'treach, no third date, Wow,

(54:19):
it's done. Oh yeah, Ischachel, who is asking a question about her
guy and them going out and thingslike that. Yeah, so they've been
together for three months, she said, and she says a great guy.
Everything seems perfect. But there's thisone thing that is hitting her a little
weird, and she doesn't know whatto do, if anything, about it.

(54:42):
So she says, the first datepretty traditional. It wasn't like an
over the top expensive steakhouse, butthey did go out to a restaurant and
he did pick up the bill andshe said she did do the reach but
he said no, no, Iasked you out. I got this,
and so okay, wonderful, Butthen she says, legit not exaggerating.

(55:07):
Every time they've gone out since andthey are now like boyfriend and girlfriend,
she has had to pay for everythingshe wants herself. So she's like,
they go to the movies, they'rein line, and he'll be like,
oh no, you go first,and then she'll have to go and get
her water and popcorn and pay forit, and then and then he'll go

(55:29):
up as after in order. Yeah, that's pretty wild. So usually if
I'm dating a girl for like threemonths and we're because we're kind of serious,
yeah, it will be like,okay, I'll buy the movie tickets
and then we'll get snacks together,and I would assume she's she'll say like,
I got the snacks, but mostlybut right I mean, if you're

(55:50):
dating for three months, because it'shard to just pay basically start paying for
somebody else for three months, youknow what I mean. It sounds like
a real Emily and Roberts situation wherethey both pay their own ways. Yeah,
we still do. We split.We take turns to like yesterday we
went out for something for drink andI picked up the drinks. Tuesday,
yeah, we had a beer.Watch, we had a beer and watch

(56:12):
Padria and like, so we switchoff now, but we do split split
bills. We switch off paying foreverything. Wow, even Stephen over at
our house. Wow. So yeah, she said, Okay, she thought
that was a little like she thoughthe was being a gentleman, like,
oh, you go first, andthen it was really so she could pay
for her own stuff. And thenshe said the second thing time was They

(56:35):
then went out with a group offriends and she thought everything was going to
be split per couple, but herequested that the bill be split per person
for you. So, she says, besides their very first date, he
has not paid for one thing forher. And she says it's fine,

(56:57):
She's capable of buying her own meals. She just thinks as a couple it's
kind of weird that every once ina while he wouldn't be like, Oh,
let me treat you to this orwhatever. I mean, I don't
she's acting like this isn't this isthe only thing. This is a pretty
big deal. If the guy's thischeap this early on, it's only going
to get worse, scoop of.It's a pretty big deal. Yeah,

(57:23):
And so she said people are seeingtheir Venmo requests, like her friends are
asking questions. You got to goprivate on that. You gotta go private
on those Venmo requests, like iflike if like I asked my parents for
something over the years, I'll go, hey, you're the private I don't
want people to see my mom givingme money, you know, or like,

(57:44):
yeah, how many relationships do youthink you were in before you found
the one? Now I'm gonna goahead and get your calculator out. Well,
we're gonna see how many relationships wehave before we find the one.
Coming up next on the show onRock on five to three, as led

(58:10):
Zeppelin's the show, it's Rockquano fiveto three. So you know, we're
lucky enough, all four of ushere, that we've found the one.
You know, well, it's kindof questionable a couple of us, but
mostly we think we found the one, you know, which is nice.
But how many relationships did it takebefore we found the one? They actually

(58:35):
looked into this and tried to breakit down in the study and try to
average it out. Now, itsort of depends, I think, what
what are we determining as a relationship. That's the thing. So they're not
counting like hookups, one night stands, whatever. But if you went out
with somebody regularly for you know,at least a couple months, that's been
considered a chase. I had fourserious relationships like boyfriend, girlfriend, long

(59:01):
term four okay, that you knowbefore I met my wife, right,
But I mean several several dalliances,you know, maybe with the ladies here
and there, here and there,Oh, here and there and everywhere.
I don't know if that counts.I guess that doesn't count. Well,

(59:22):
So just serious relationships. You've onlyhad four though, where you were together
for like a couple of months,I mean, no longer, is what
I'm saying. The four that Iwas with we were together for at least
at least a year, okay,and there and then one girl I was
with for four years, Okay,and so you know, I mean,
I guess I would have dated,you know, a couple of girls.

(59:45):
I guess maybe for a little bitlonger, but I mean not like anywhere
where I would consider them boyfriend girlfriends. The lasting impact, like I remember
that relationship kind of a thing,yeah, because I think I think when
they say relationship like it kind ofimplies that at one point you could have
thought, could this one be theone? And when you're having a regular

(01:00:06):
like if you're just hooking up withsomebody, normally you don't have that thought.
You actually have to be in arelationship to kind of let your brain
necessarily. I've seen a TV showwhere people fall in love in three days.
Really after after that, literally afterjust meeting somebody, When you're in
paradise and you just meet somebody forthe first time, you tell the camera
twenty minutes later, you could seeyourself falling in love and having kids with

(01:00:28):
this I think I met. Ithink I may have met the one.
Oh my god, it only takestwenty minutes. Twenty minutes. You're there
for the right reasons, that iswhat that's true true. So I guess
I'll go with four. Wow,you know what about you? Emily four
hundred? Oh, let's let thesame day girl. Nobody, I'm a

(01:00:52):
man, nobody's doing that. Nobody'sdo that. Girl. You can't do
that. Who talks like that?I don't know that's what nobody's doing that.
Nobody's doing that. I think.No, I don't say your your
tone. I know what you're doing. I knew what you're doing. What
am I doing? You know whatyou're doing? Yeah? But but there

(01:01:13):
were no jokey jokes made up aboutyou making them? That was wanted to
turn to a robot? What youand I think? Upset? Yeah,
she did it to me. Youwere all big. When a guy does
it, he gets a freaking award. If a girl does it, she's

(01:01:35):
a hoe. I think you allthat? That's I think. Did anyone
say you were a four hundred?That's what? What? What else was
that insinuating? What was that jokeinga lot of relationships? I didn't have
four hundred relationships? Four hundred?Is you count all excessive relationships? Well,
my memory is shot. I couldsay I would say relationships. I

(01:01:57):
would say five sounds about right.Well, really yes, like serious boyfriends
longer than, like she said,longer than like three or four months.
Yeah, and I haven't had fivethat were like a year or two,
but three or four months. Fivereally defensive. I don't even understand why.

(01:02:20):
I don't understand why you want meto get you. I'm gonna go
a pot to put over there byyou and in a spoon, and it
really just stirring. Why would Ido that? I mean, I don't
think I need it. I'm doingit. I don't really need metaphorically doesn't

(01:02:45):
What about you? How many doyou think you needed? I've been thinking
about it. And do we considerhigh school? Yeah? Absolutely? Four?
So four four three? I wasin love with John. Three,
I was in love with one.It was just out of convenience. Look
at this way over here with fivefive hundred us and what. I'm still

(01:03:06):
kind of friends with one though theother ones I'm not one I hate.
I'm still friends with I don't hateher anymore, just kind of whatever.
Better. Okay, that got deep. I think we asked and I think
there's still some hate there. Yeah, right, Well my answer is a
little differently. Yeah, because youyou guys all remember my gang banger face,

(01:03:29):
right, I'm not I'm not thehope. I don't have my hope
antswer Nope, I've never had.None of these things apply to me.
You says, she's eating nothing,but okay, I don't even know what
cheeks. Nope, I don't knowwhat that means. There is this pot

(01:03:49):
wouldn't spoon? Okay. Outside ofmy uh my husband of twenty four years,
I have had one serious relationship,no one, no one relationship,
and then you just happen to findthe one. Yeah, I mean you're

(01:04:11):
lucky, Yeah, very very lucky, very lucky that we found each other
so young, so much, absolutelyso much to definitely just go are you
virgin? Well? Okay, rememberthe time we were talking about we did
the whole bit about visions, andEmily said something about how like you're a
loser if you don't have sex.Wow, talking about a guy? Why

(01:04:33):
you reverse why you reverse shaming people? Yeah, that's just weird. Okay,
why are you reverse shaming? Wait? Why did you turn? Why
did you turn to Arnold? Oh? My average amount of relationships before you

(01:04:56):
find the one? What are welooking at here? Okay? Well,
in the room we have four?Are four? Or five? And one?
Yeah? Okay? Okay, reallyso I've done. After they surveyed
two thousand US adults who are currentlyin relationships, the average answer, we
go through just under four party beforethe binding me. Well, there's a

(01:05:21):
quarter of the people who had togo through eight relationships before they found the
I'm just saying, why would youwant to go through that many serious relationships?
That's a lot he wants to No, No, it's unlucky. Man.
I want to be I never neverwant, never want to be a
relationship guy. He's just always inrelationships. That's not you're married. Yeah,

(01:05:44):
I know, but I'm just saying, back in the day, you
didn't want to be that guy.Felt you fell in love fast was when
I was young, But when Ihit like thirty kinds they count well.
The study also found the younger youare, the more likely you're to worry
about falling for the wrong person,and strangely, the older you are,

(01:06:06):
the more likely you end up ina situationship where you're having a sexual relationship
but it's undefined. Damn, Yeah, it's not fun. Thoris claimed before
that he enjoys the smell of hisown farts. What you've heard him say
that it's strange. Well, we'regonna see what stinky smells we actually enjoy

(01:06:27):
when we get back on the show. I'm rocking O five to three.
That's popa roach on the show.It's rock one O five to three.
So I don't think I've ever heardanybody make the claim that they enjoy enjoy
the smell of their own fart.Loss. That's love, love it so

(01:06:49):
what. I'm sure other people do. I'm just the only one that's brave
enough to admit it. You're sobrave, brave, you're brave. Yes
I'm speaking. Yeah, that's nota thing. If you love your the
smell of your own farts, you'reproud about it. Love it. Yeah,

(01:07:14):
I don't. I mean, Ifeel like I can take it right,
that's a different sentence. But Ifar under the covers and then I
smell it. Oh that's a goodone. Is there ever one that's not
a good one? They're all good? Well yeah, maybe some are as
good as others. Okay, butnever offensive. You don't find you never
suck yourself. No, no,no, all all lay one down and

(01:07:36):
I'll go that's a good one.But not because of like holy like my
body created that. Yeah, that'sit's impressive. I'm enjoying. Really,
there's no enjoyment though, and thenit's not going away, and I'm like,
okay, well this is good.I've been eating so much protein lately.
I try to twinter grams of proteintoday, so you know, teen

(01:08:00):
parts getting crazy and you like it? Yeah? Eh huh, yeah,
waff it. You waff it likeyou're like a fine wine. I'm not.
I'm not scared huh to say this. I wish you were. I
know I'm not the only one.You should be ashamed, you should be
never. It's not. It's justdifferent that you love it so much,

(01:08:21):
like because because obviously the smell ofsomebody else's fart is revolting, but obviously,
like we're all saying, it doesn'tbother us, you walk into Emily's
studio and she's making her fart ache, Oh it's disgusting. You don't like
that, No, it's disgusting.Or that one time when I thought I
heard something I'm not going I'm notI thought I heard I'm not going that.

(01:08:42):
There we go. We did hearOne time a coworker walk in after
Emily and said it was the worstsmell he's ever smelled. Yeah, that
was embarrassing because I actually did gonumber two in there that day, and
he came in right afterward. There'stwo bathroom choices, and I walked out.
Why don't the other one was vacant? Why don't you immediately go and
did the one everything? I justadmitted that number two. That are you

(01:09:05):
understanding? Right handed? I didn'tmatch you red handed, ibs. I
didn't catch you your animals. Youcan swear. You can swear on everybody
you want. So what I sawyou didn't see anything. Idiot, come
out. Now you're getting it right, and I'm not like you know who?

(01:09:33):
Thank you, Eddie. I wastoo far idiot, almost custous.
Sometimes people do enjoy smelly things,like does it would you consider vinegar a
bad smell? Yeah? I don'tlike. I don't mind it. Really,
I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't love it, though,
when like a recipe calls for it, I love it. No,

(01:09:58):
thank you? Can you chill?I will chill out? Fart lover,
Oh that's my own farts, Okay, I don't love everyone's farts. That
makes it better like I feel likeit does. Okay, Yeah, loving
stinky smells is on another level I'mtrying to because like, like a skunk
smell doesn't really bother me, butI don't love it with the most sensitive

(01:10:23):
stiffer. Again, perfume smells getme most other smell. I can smell
it and I can determine what itis, but it doesn't bother me.
Perfume smells is what bothered me.See, skunk doesn't bother me unless I'm
too like close to it. Butskunk smell reminds me of weed. So
I actually would say I do loveit. I think I think smell like

(01:10:49):
it. Love skunk. I lovethat. I think this is common right
people Like in the smell of gasoline. I like the smell of gasoline.
Are you mark really good to me? Yeah? When you get high,

(01:11:15):
I don't do that. It givesme a headache. I don't have them,
obviously. I'm a little concerned aboutyou. Now, what about your
fart eggs? And you know thebroccoli is really what smells in your fart
eggs? The broccoli does that botheryou? See the reaction that we have
when we walk into that. Iwas discussed. I understand it does smell,

(01:11:35):
but it doesn't bother me anymore.I'm just used to it every morning?
Are you going to You can't makethem anymore right, because we don't
have microwave in your room, becauseyou can't make the whole the whole building
smell like. I can't believe youbrought that up. This is day one.
We don't need to go there.I like, honestly, I'm on
the Virginteers. I had meaning afreaking turkey sandwich in there. I know,

(01:11:56):
Oh that was your turkey sound?What what are you going to do?
Why is that bad? I don'tyou care? You can't walk ten
feet down the hallway and make it. I'm not a monster. I'm not
going to put everybody through that.I don't care about putting you guys through
that smell that's wrong. But I'mnot going to put everybody in all the
other studios through that. So Ihave a whole back to the drawing board.
New breakfast next week, I'm goingto come up with. So this
is actually a good thing, noawful, get ready, I'm gonna four

(01:12:21):
hundred pounds, Yeah, a lotof weight. Man, that's a problem.
Anything you enjoy smelling sky that's notpleasant. I think it's it's just
the skunk thing. Like, Idon't get the gasoline thing. I've heard
that before. Like I don't Idon't get the marker thing. I've heard
that before. You just enjoy thesmell of your bo. That's a weird

(01:12:42):
thing to say, because I weardeodorant, all natural deodorant, and it
works. Lovely smell that swells.They see what we got Sky, Why
is your shirt so wrinkly? Iknow, I didn't know this morning.
It's not. It's not it's not. It's a little it's a little musky,

(01:13:08):
but it's not straight up what weknow. And yeah, So on
the rare occasions I could smell myselfback when I wasn't wearing a deodorant,
I didn't love it, Okay,okay, So most of the time I
just couldn't smell it. I wasnose blind to it. But there were
a few pungent days where I waslike, oh, this is what they're

(01:13:28):
talking about. Yeah, yeah,well, I guess there are stinky smells
out there that people do enjoy.Yes, some honorable mentions that came up
a lot a damp basement East Coasters, I think, and stale cigarette smoke
as well as Yeah, pet pawscame up a lot like people the paws
of their pets. I sometimes willsmell Cocoa's feet and go ooh, you

(01:13:50):
got stinky feet? Save that clip. I don't know why, I mean,
why, why? Why? Why? And why are they stinky?
Why are you smelling her feet becausethe smell inside? Why would she have
stinky? They grab them and putthem near your nose. Oh, you

(01:14:13):
got stinky feet? You stopped?Are you entertaining yourself at home? When
you do? Do they really evensmell it? They smell bad? Oh
they do like what like stek baddog feet? I don't know what you
mean? Dog fee? What kindof question is that? Okay, go
turn this around all right? Yourtop ten bad smells? We enjoy the

(01:14:35):
number ten your own farts. Okay, number ten, I told you don't
live in fear. Anybody not livingin fear. Anybody Number nine goes to
wind decks or glass cleaner. Numbereight your dog's breath. Number seven.
Oh, you just called me outfor steinky feet. You love You're about

(01:14:57):
to say you love your dogs steakybreath? Yeah, my dead dog Oscar,
I loved his breath. I don'tcare. I don't care. Your
dog cares, doesn't affect me atall. You you you shame me for
saying. And I don't love herfeet, I said, I just pointed
out. You go, you gohome, you pick her up, and
you take whifts of oscar probably eathis own poop he didn't eat. Breathe

(01:15:21):
it in you. I love it. Don't don't disrespect it the dead.
Don't disrespect the dead after his ranabout his that's different. Yeah, I
don't have my grandma tattooed on myarm. Okay, okay, it's weird.
Number seven is fresh tar, Numbersix is corne, five is leather

(01:15:45):
shoes. Oh yeah, new tires. Number three is sharpies or markers.
Number two is gasoline, and numberone is old books. I hate smell
of all books like musky. Yeah. My sister likes them, yeah,
because she reads. The Padres beatgood teams and lose against bad teams.

(01:16:13):
That's been the pattern so far thisseason. So how did they do against
the Reds, who are not good? We're gonna tell you next to sports
shirt. Well, the Padres havebeen hovering around five hundred all season long,
and it's because they beat really goodteams like the Dodgers and Brays and

(01:16:34):
things like that. But then youlose to really bad teams like the Rockies.
You imagine if we were doing both, you wouldn't think well. For
the second straight game, the Padresput no runs across the plate as they
were shut out in back to backgames as they lost to the Reds two

(01:16:55):
to nothing. Andrew Rabbit for theReds through seven innings didn't give up any
runs, so it's not good.Now, we did get Joe musk Rove
back. He came back from theinjured list. You only threw three innings,
gave up just two unearned runs.So it's good to have Joe back,
but then the team may lose XanderBogart's for a bit. Xander was
out of the lineup with a shoulderissue. Now he's gonna have an m

(01:17:15):
R to determine the extent of theinjury and if he needs to go on
the injured list. So we'll seewhat happened to Xander, and he was
just heating up. Unfortunately, hopefullythey could turn around today was unfortunately.
Big boys are coming to see Fortunately, get the room out of I mean,

(01:17:41):
strives are coming it down a bigboys, what about baseball? What
are we doing with you? Haven'tyou haven't played the Yankees and they're doing
it his hand and there without GarrettCole and there's still but thirty four and
sixteen just dominate. That doesn't soundlike it's a good Padres supporter. What

(01:18:06):
did I tell you when the Padres, when the Potters play the Yankees,
are you're you gonna get it?I'll tell you this, wet punk.
It's tough being the Yank, alot of pressure. Gottaway yourself. Honestly,
we have we have in the WorldSeries radio station we Spydrad. We
haven't won the World Series since twothousand and nine, so it's tough.
By the way, we only haveshut up. We only have twenty seven

(01:18:30):
champions. Shut up seven, you'reso close. NBA Eastern Conference Finals kicked
off last night, with the Celticstaking Game one over the Pacers in overtime,
one thirty three to one twenty eight. Jason Tatum scored thirty six points,
including ten in o t after JalenBrown's game tying three pointer with six
seconds so many remaining sent the gameinto overtime. Boston had to rally to

(01:18:55):
force that overtime, so it reallydidn't have any business winning that game.
I was hoping the pace. I'mnot a Pacers fan, love them,
I love the Why you're wearing thatReggie Miller's Are You out of your Mind?
But I can't stand Boston, Sothis is all series sucks for me.
A mother in North Carolina is suingHornet's star player LaMelo Ball, claiming

(01:19:17):
he hit her son with his car. Now. According to the lawsuit,
she claims her eleven year old sonapproached his vehicle to ask for an autograph
when Ball struck the kid with thecar. Sorry to laugh, but I
mean this is crazy. See apparentlythis kid suffered foot and back injuries due
to it. Now before we freakout, the police report claims the only

(01:19:40):
suffered minor injuries like scratches and bruises, but she is looking for damages in
the excess of twenty five thousand dollars. Good for her. Well. She
also says there's some mental stress here. He was his favorite player. Yeah,
I'm shocking he wants twenty five thousandgo near a car. I got
twenty five million, Oh guy,okay, geese twenty five mil, and

(01:20:03):
we'll settle out a court for fiveokay. Well, looks like Pittsburgh has
been awarded the NFL Draft in twentytwenty six, the first time the Steel
City will host. Of course,green Bay has the draft next year,
So Pittsburgh twenty twenty six A goinggreen Bay is great. Pittsburgh's a turd.
Okay, Ben in Pittsburgh a fewtimes, turns a few times.

(01:20:27):
It's not Steel City once twice.It's not Steel City. It's turnsick said
it meant it because it's gonna Look, this is awful on Television's ex girlfriend
lives in Pennsylvania, not even inPittsburgh, right, but he has this
now opinion of Pittsburgh because of it. Well she lives right outside of Pittsburgh,
or at least I at least shedid. I don't know when you
know what. I've been to Pittsburgh. It's been there to multiple times.

(01:20:49):
And three River Stadium. Oh reallyI went to. I went to a
Pirates game there. Nice stadium,Oh Turn City. Oh all right,
okay, that is sports dirt Forardtoday. Uh do you guys remember when
PEPSI screwed up and said they weregiving away a fighter jet? Oh yeah,
Now there was a whole documentary abouthim on like Netflix, well,

(01:21:10):
you gotta check it out if youhaven't seen it. It looks like somebody
else is giving away a jet.We're gonna see what this is all about
when we get back on the showA rock with a five three. I
have a new impression that I doMichael Stipe dancing. I really, I
think it's fund Thank you am onthe show. You just now developed,

(01:21:35):
Michael step I figured it out.It's pretty cool. This is what we
do here. I have seen thedocumentary on Netflix called Pepsi, Where's My
Jet? Do you recommend it?Because I almost watched it and then I
was like, I don't know,No, it's fun. Yeah, Because

(01:21:56):
it was back in the eighties.Pepsi was running a commercial for like Pepsi
points. For every Pepsi you boughtthere would you would get like points for
them, and then you could buythings from this catalog. While they ran
a commercial for these Pepsi points andthey were showing all the different things you
can buy and things like that,and then at the very end it showed

(01:22:16):
a fighter jet because this kid,you know, like what it was like
a young man in the fighter jetand he's like, look what I got.
And so there was again another youngerguy who was like, they didn't
run a disclaimer anywhere on it thatyou can't actually buy the fighter jet because
it was an outrageous number of points. It was like, I don't know,

(01:22:38):
twenty one million points to get thefighter jet, but they didn't they
didn't run the disclaimer saying you can'tactually win the fighter jet. So this
kid, you know, he waslike, probably, I don't even know,
like nineteen, he decides, youknow what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna figure out how much do Ihave to pay in pepsi products to get
that many points? And it,you know, a fighter jet. I

(01:23:00):
don't even know how much, liketwenty one million, you know, back
then it was it was a ridiculousamount. And he goes, well,
if I buy all this pepsi product, it's only gonna cost me like three
hundred grand. So now I'm gonnahave like a twenty one million dollar jet
by spending three hundred greand and sohe got like investors in it's crazy to

(01:23:20):
help him raise the money to buyall the Pepsi products. And then he
went and turned it in and goes, I'd like the jet, please,
Oh I love that and Pepsi wentthat that was a joke. It was
a joke. He goes, that'sgreat, it was a joke. But
yeah, there's no disclaimer that saysyou didn't get you. You said in
the commercial you're giving away a jetfor twenty one million. Here's twenty one

(01:23:41):
million points. Wow, So whathappened? I've never heard this before.
Gotta watch Now I'm gonna google it. Yeah, gotta watch spoiler. That's
what I do. Get hot cheese, yeah, google okay, well no,
you get you watch steak really fun. So yeah, it's pretty crazy.

(01:24:02):
There was obviously tons of lawsuits andall kinds of crazy stuff that went
on with this jet. And itcan even a regular person own a fighter
jet, a military jet spoil it. Why because I want to still watch
it. Well, then you couldclose your ears. I mean there's a
whole of San Diego, San Diego. They can't all close. And Pepsi

(01:24:27):
that's why I said. I saidthat, and then Pepsi wins. Messed
up. That's messed up. You'rejust glad I knew that ahead of time,
would have hope for the guy.So now you won't watch it.
You just wrote it, So hedid in fact, ruin he did ruin
it. I will no longer watchit either. Wow, but that would
have Maybe it's a crazy story.Honestly, it starts finished. It is
crazy. Well, apparently there isnow another company that is going to be

(01:24:50):
giving away a jet. Yeah,and this company says turning heads making news
has always been part of their brandand so oh, Liquid Death has just
announced a contest where they will giveaway a Fighter Jet as the grand prize.
Didn't they learn anything? What isLiquid Jet Death? Is that like

(01:25:11):
an energy water? No, It'sjust it's the weirdest things I've ever I
thought it was like an energy drinkbecause I I saw it in the story
years ago or whatever, and wheneverthey first came out, and I thought
it was like a beer or anenergy drink or something like that. And
then when it just said water,I went, who would ever buy that?
But apparently a lot of people dobecause they're pretty successful. They're promo
is there. I mean their sloganis murder You're thirst. Yeah. So

(01:25:35):
they have like flavored ones now too, But it started out with just water.
Oh I got tea now too?Yeah. Yeah, Like the first
time I saw it was a kiddrinking it and it like flipped out.
I did because I thought it wasa beer because that's what the cam looks
like. But they are liquid deathis now a dehydration. It's now a
one point four billion dollar brand.And you know how it started In two

(01:25:58):
thousand and nine, this guy wasat the Warp Tour and he saw people
who were really thirsty for water takingwater and pouring it into the Monster Energy
can, like filling up their MonsterEnergy can at the you know, water
fountain, and he's like, that'sthat's a brand right there. And now
it's worth one point four billion dollars. And yesterday they announced their contest where

(01:26:19):
you can win a fighter jet worthfour hundred thousand dollars. No, yeah,
now here's the thing between now andSeptember fourth egg fighter jets only with
one Yeah, I mean, assessis worthour hundred thousand dollars. This fighter
jet from the Pepsi thing was inthe millions. Millions. Yeah, that
doesn't seem right. Like I canliterally go on airplane websites all the time

(01:26:42):
that was yeah and say custom paintedarrow L Dash three nine c Albatross Arrow
L Dash three nine cy Albatross thorit's hollow though, engine. It's just
that. No, that was that. What the kid wanted to do is
to sell it, like the partsand make these money. Oh there you
go. Well, so if fromnow until September fourth, anytime you purchase

(01:27:04):
any liquid death product, what youneed to do is upload a photo of
your receipt to their website and you'reentered to win. And here's the deal.
They're really like doing this jet thingserious. So if you win the
jet, and you choose the jet, because there's another option, but if
you choose the jet, you willalso get six months of free hangar space,

(01:27:26):
you get a year of links withdebt, and they will also cover
the sales tax, cover the salestax. I'm on controller dot com,
which is an airplane selling website,and yeah, I mean the jet that's
like six here's one for six thirtyfive, here's one four thousand, one
for three eighty five. That's prettycrazy. It goes four hundred and seventy
miles an hour. You know why. It's probably hard to sell because it's

(01:27:46):
jet fuel, which is so expensiveand upkey. Every time you fly this
thing, it's probably like fifteen grand. Yeah, okay, so if you
don't want the jet because jet fuelis too expensive, or you don't know
one your hanger runs out, whatyou're going to do fly, or you
don't know how to fly. Ifinstead of the jet, you can take
a briefcase of cash worth two hundredand fifty thousand dollars, I don't need

(01:28:12):
a jet. No, I wouldn'twant the jet either, because you have
to get you have to get arating, and that would cost that thousand.
Text all this information because she's anactual pilot. That's true, because
I don't know what all the pilotschool I've gone to, I don't believe
anything. You don't believe anything apilot, you don't believe anything. I'm
a student. Okay, student pilot, I'll talk to a sticker on your

(01:28:33):
plane. It's a student pilot.You want to see my student pilot,
I d smartness. Yes, that'snot impressive, nod. I want to
see my learners permit fifty. I'mnot impressive, right, Brothers on the
back, I'm not impressed. There'snot a sticker on my plane. Okay,
that would be weird. Okay,all right, anyway, coming up

(01:28:55):
tomorrow, it is a throwback Thursday. So that means we're going to play
a little throwback trivia US. Emilyis not happy with her man Robert when
she says she was just trying tobe his nurse. Straight out, this
is not gonna be good. We'regonna see what happened with that. Plus
more Disneyland tickets all tomorrow.