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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Look, this is purely medical. While I while
I saw this and I was like, Okay, yeah, we're
gonna all have fun with this or whatever too. But
at the same time, they say when you go to
the bathroom that you should not be wiping more than
three times. Did you know that, Josh? Because I did not.
(00:21):
I was unaware. For gods, that's what it says. Three times. No, no, no, no,
that will require more. That's a shower. Actually that's you
forget about the wiping straight into the shower, right. Yeah,
I thought that this idea is absurd. I mean, that's dude.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
There are sometimes it's like, I'm you know, you're convinced
you have a crayon down there because you just just what.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
There's no way what pick your descriptions here strategically. But
I think I know that's I'm just saying. There was
a it's a pelvic health expert that was sharing and look,
my first inclination that I don't know that we should
buy this is it was shared on TikTok. Do you
(01:08):
get anything actually legit on TikTok? Do you recipes? That's
about it. They say more than three times is just
a waste of TP and it could actually cause problems.
They go on the wait, so wait a minute, but
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You have you know, pick your favorite Mexican restaurant. Okay,
and you go to dinner and then you get it
the next morning.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, you can tell you a little Mexican.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're telling me that, right, Well, no, don't wipe more
in three times, even though you know you got.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Something left in there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm not gonna go I'm not walking dirty butt all day.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So anyway, they go on to explain that if you
need more than that, or you're feeling that, there is
a solution for it. Josh, it's a technique you can
use to reduce the number of times that you do
that wax on, wax off. It's it's squeezing your pelvic
floor in a waterfall formation. You go on to what
(02:10):
the hell did you just say? I'm reading what this
is an actual story. It's a health story about this
is supposed to help you squeeze twenty percent then fifty percent.
And I can only get so exact and specific with
what they're talking about because we are on the radio.
We are on terrestrial radio. So you'se twenty percent then
(02:35):
fifty percent then eighty percent, then one hundred percent. What
and they say that that works. Now the advice is
from a she, so she's like she and then it
says if her trick doesn't work, go get checked out
by a medical professional to be safe. Oh, just knock
it off, man, It.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This is I mean, come on, man, I'm not listening
to this nonsense. I mean, clearly there's a difference between
what it was. She probably one hundred and five pounds
vegan woman. It's like, honey, have you ever been to
city barbecue with a big burly man like me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Ain't no three wiping that away? He got sakes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you get those Joey chestnut meat sweat going.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
There.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Ain't no three wiping that away, brother, Ain't no three
wiping that away?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, speaking of that Joey chestnut, thanks for the segue there.
Shattered his own world record and eighty three hot dogs, which,
by the way, I was telling you, I actually was nauseous.
I got sick to my stomach and he's like patting
his stomach while he's holding up the hot dog trophy.
He picked up one hundred grand doing that as well,
(03:55):
And I think to myself, is that worth a hundred
thousand dollars. He looked like he had on a five
or you know, eight k marathon. I mean it looks
so uncomfortable. Joey chessa hat.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Three wipe in that away, Ain't no three wipe and
eighty three hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, No, that's gonna require a shower after eighty three
hot dogs. Forget not even a bday. You need a
fire hose, you know, one of those pull in wash
places with a wand that. Yeah, set it the phaser
to stunt, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What you Yeah, and none none of that like shower spray. No,
you want the direct kind of oh oh yeah, like
you're trying to take the rust off your tires.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You want just on the edge of taking skin off
of yes, your body, I mean you want to just
that's what it's gonna take. But anyway, watching that, which
by the way, he smokes Kobyashi, Kobyashi was like twenty
seven yeah, not even so what would that be? Uh
six seventeen sixteen behind? Yeah, so he ate sixteen more
(05:00):
than Kobeyashi.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Which, by way, sixty seven is no slouch or sick
way you know whatever he ate.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know, how many could you eat Honestly, I.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Told you I once the most hot dogs have ever
eaten in a sitting was three at a Huntington Diamond
Dog Night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And after that I rove did you start on a fourth? Even?
Did you start?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I had bought four, and you go, okay, I can
get this one. Then you want to like by the
time I just gave it away to somebody. I asked, like,
you gave away a used hot dog to somebody. I
didn't sound like I put it in my pocket and
gave away. It wasn't a pocket hot dog.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh I thought you thought eating a day old pocket
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I thought you actually had given it to somebody after
you took a bike. It hadn't been unwrapped yet. Does
it lose its luster when you hand over a dimond
dog night to somebody sitting next to you go oh thanks,
you really went out on a limb there for me.
Pal appreciate.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's like, listen, I did something very special for you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Look, I got sixty cents back when I bought these. Okay,
so yeah, well not because I honestly three.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Is the most I could eat one saying so how
these guys? So how Joey Chestnut can put eighty more
than me down. It's a mind blowing it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That is that. It is disturbing watching that all take
place again. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't watch it.
I couldn't stomach it. Every time it would come on
this morning, and it was in all the different stuff
that I, you know, look at before we're coming to work,
and every time it would come on, I would just
fast forward past it. It was making me sick watching it.
(06:29):
They look like they're going to throw up in any second. Ohoh, oh,
my gosh. Man. Look hats off to him that Joey
Chess that you are. You are a man, I'm telling
you doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I mean, eighty three eighty three waners, eighty three wieners
in ten.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Minutes, It's crazy. He almost broke Kamlo's record speaking to her.
Another great segue. Thank you the Philadelphia Eagles responding to
the posters. What about those posters? Then? What was that? Wow? Bizarre?
So help me describe it. It's her head inside of
a Philadelphia Eagles helmet, right right, yeah, and it's it
(07:08):
ended up on like bus looked like bus station where
you wait on a bus.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
They did, you know how, like you sometimes you be walking,
they've got like it was there. I think there was,
like you know how, they just have random ads signs
like in a big city downtown, like in those little
you know, behind glass or plexiglass or whatever, those kind
of ads.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's an animated photo featuring her wearing an Eagles helmet,
with the caption Kamala official candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That dude, you want to you want to lose money
as a fan base? Oh I guess no.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I guess no.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Conservative Eagles fans exist. I want to buy merchandise.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here's the thing that blew me away about this. It
was a statement issued by the Eagles on x saying
we are aware counterfeit political ads are being circulated and
are working with our advertising partner to have them removed.
Then they go on to as a rep for the
City of Philly telling CBS News a number of illegally
(08:07):
placed posters of Kamala Harris the Philadelphia Eagles replacing bus
shelters in Philly. These were not digital ads placed by
the Harris campaign, the Eagles, SEPTA, the City of Philly,
or the media agency Intersection that handles the transit ad space.
This was not a digital breach. Whomever is responsible for
(08:28):
the illegally placed posters broke into the securely covered shelter
AD space and somehow put the posters in the space.
Now they go on to talk about they're not going
to go after Kamala or any of her people. Can
you imagine flip this around. Now Trump's head is inside
of a Philadelphia they would be suing Trump and everybody
(08:50):
associated with them.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
They are not talking about suing anybody. And by the way,
I'm sure Kamala they somehow were connected with this. They
somehow are connected, and they're just trying to deny, you
know what, we weren't connected. But they're not talking about suing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And all I could think was, I can't even imagine
what they would do to Trump if somehow that somehow
made it into the same spot.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
The owner of the Eagles, Jeffrey Lourie, has been tied
to big time Democrat politics in the past, so I
am not surprised by this.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah I see that, and go, yeah, whatever, nice try.
It's almost like showing damning evidence in the court of
law and then the judge going strike that you know
to the jury, and it's too late and the jury
has already been exposed to the avenue. Yeah, so that's
kind of what I feel like has happened here, and
(09:43):
they're like, oh no, we're gonna take that down. That's
not you know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But again, I find it so hard to believe that
there are empty headed, vapid people, shallow fools and morons
that would go, well, it wasn't really good.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
WHOA woman's an Eagle fan. I'm gonna vote for her now, Like.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I know, people like that have to exist, or else
they wouldn't do crap like this.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You know, who's better than the Eagles? The Eagles driving
in weather together,
This is Look, this is purely medical. While I while
I saw this and I was like, Okay, yeah, we're
gonna all have fun with this or whatever too. But
at the same time, they say when you go to
the bathroom that you should not be wiping more than
three times. Did you know that, Josh? Because I did not.
(00:21):
I was unaware. For gods, that's what it says. Three times. No, no, no, no,
that will require more. That's a shower. Actually that's you
forget about the wiping straight into the shower, right. Yeah,
I thought that this idea is absurd. I mean, that's dude.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
There are sometimes it's like, I'm you know, you're convinced
you have a crayon down there because you just just what.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
There's no way what pick your descriptions here strategically. But
I think I know that's I'm just saying. There was
a it's a pelvic health expert that was sharing and look,
my first inclination that I don't know that we should
buy this is it was shared on TikTok. Do you
(01:08):
get anything actually legit on TikTok? Do you recipes? That's
about it. They say more than three times is just
a waste of TP and it could actually cause problems.
They go on the wait, so wait a minute, but
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You have you know, pick your favorite Mexican restaurant. Okay,
and you go to dinner and then you get it
the next morning.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, you can tell you a little Mexican.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're telling me that, right, Well, no, don't wipe more
in three times, even though you know you got.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Something left in there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm not gonna go I'm not walking dirty butt all day.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So anyway, they go on to explain that if you
need more than that, or you're feeling that, there is
a solution for it. Josh, it's a technique you can
use to reduce the number of times that you do
that wax on, wax off. It's it's squeezing your pelvic
floor in a waterfall formation. You go on to what
(02:10):
the hell did you just say? I'm reading what this
is an actual story. It's a health story about this
is supposed to help you squeeze twenty percent then fifty percent.
And I can only get so exact and specific with
what they're talking about because we are on the radio.
We are on terrestrial radio. So you'se twenty percent then
(02:35):
fifty percent then eighty percent, then one hundred percent. What
and they say that that works. Now the advice is
from a she, so she's like she and then it
says if her trick doesn't work, go get checked out
by a medical professional to be safe. Oh, just knock
it off, man, It.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This is I mean, come on, man, I'm not listening
to this nonsense. I mean, clearly there's a difference between
what it was. She probably one hundred and five pounds
vegan woman. It's like, honey, have you ever been to
city barbecue with a big burly man like me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Ain't no three wiping that away? He got sakes?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, you get those Joey chestnut meat sweat going.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
There.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Ain't no three wiping that away, brother, Ain't no three
wiping that away?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, speaking of that Joey chestnut, thanks for the segue there.
Shattered his own world record and eighty three hot dogs, which,
by the way, I was telling you, I actually was nauseous.
I got sick to my stomach and he's like patting
his stomach while he's holding up the hot dog trophy.
He picked up one hundred grand doing that as well,
(03:55):
And I think to myself, is that worth a hundred
thousand dollars. He looked like he had on a five
or you know, eight k marathon. I mean it looks
so uncomfortable. Joey chessa hat.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Three wipe in that away, Ain't no three wipe and
eighty three hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, No, that's gonna require a shower after eighty three
hot dogs. Forget not even a bday. You need a
fire hose, you know, one of those pull in wash
places with a wand that. Yeah, set it the phaser
to stunt, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What you Yeah, and none none of that like shower spray. No,
you want the direct kind of oh oh yeah, like
you're trying to take the rust off your tires.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You want just on the edge of taking skin off
of yes, your body, I mean you want to just
that's what it's gonna take. But anyway, watching that, which
by the way, he smokes Kobyashi, Kobyashi was like twenty
seven yeah, not even so what would that be? Uh
six seventeen sixteen behind? Yeah, so he ate sixteen more
(05:00):
than Kobeyashi.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Which, by way, sixty seven is no slouch or sick
way you know whatever he ate.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know, how many could you eat Honestly, I.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Told you I once the most hot dogs have ever
eaten in a sitting was three at a Huntington Diamond
Dog Night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And after that I rove did you start on a fourth? Even?
Did you start?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I had bought four, and you go, okay, I can
get this one. Then you want to like by the
time I just gave it away to somebody. I asked, like,
you gave away a used hot dog to somebody. I
didn't sound like I put it in my pocket and
gave away. It wasn't a pocket hot dog.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh I thought you thought eating a day old pocket
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I thought you actually had given it to somebody after
you took a bike. It hadn't been unwrapped yet. Does
it lose its luster when you hand over a dimond
dog night to somebody sitting next to you go oh thanks,
you really went out on a limb there for me.
Pal appreciate.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's like, listen, I did something very special for you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Look, I got sixty cents back when I bought these. Okay,
so yeah, well not because I honestly three.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Is the most I could eat one saying so how
these guys? So how Joey Chestnut can put eighty more
than me down. It's a mind blowing it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That is that. It is disturbing watching that all take
place again. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't watch it.
I couldn't stomach it. Every time it would come on
this morning, and it was in all the different stuff
that I, you know, look at before we're coming to work,
and every time it would come on, I would just
fast forward past it. It was making me sick watching it.
(06:29):
They look like they're going to throw up in any second. Ohoh, oh,
my gosh. Man. Look hats off to him that Joey
Chess that you are. You are a man, I'm telling
you doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I mean, eighty three eighty three waners, eighty three wieners
in ten.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Minutes, It's crazy. He almost broke Kamlo's record speaking to her.
Another great segue. Thank you the Philadelphia Eagles responding to
the posters. What about those posters? Then? What was that? Wow? Bizarre?
So help me describe it. It's her head inside of
a Philadelphia Eagles helmet, right right, yeah, and it's it
(07:08):
ended up on like bus looked like bus station where
you wait on a bus.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
They did, you know how, like you sometimes you be walking,
they've got like it was there. I think there was,
like you know how, they just have random ads signs
like in a big city downtown, like in those little
you know, behind glass or plexiglass or whatever, those kind
of ads.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's an animated photo featuring her wearing an Eagles helmet,
with the caption Kamala official candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That dude, you want to you want to lose money
as a fan base? Oh I guess no.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I guess no.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Conservative Eagles fans exist. I want to buy merchandise.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here's the thing that blew me away about this. It
was a statement issued by the Eagles on x saying
we are aware counterfeit political ads are being circulated and
are working with our advertising partner to have them removed.
Then they go on to as a rep for the
City of Philly telling CBS News a number of illegally
(08:07):
placed posters of Kamala Harris the Philadelphia Eagles replacing bus
shelters in Philly. These were not digital ads placed by
the Harris campaign, the Eagles, SEPTA, the City of Philly,
or the media agency Intersection that handles the transit ad space.
This was not a digital breach. Whomever is responsible for
(08:28):
the illegally placed posters broke into the securely covered shelter
AD space and somehow put the posters in the space.
Now they go on to talk about they're not going
to go after Kamala or any of her people. Can
you imagine flip this around. Now Trump's head is inside
of a Philadelphia they would be suing Trump and everybody
(08:50):
associated with them.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
They are not talking about suing anybody. And by the way,
I'm sure Kamala they somehow were connected with this. They
somehow are connected, and they're just trying to deny, you
know what, we weren't connected. But they're not talking about suing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And all I could think was, I can't even imagine
what they would do to Trump if somehow that somehow
made it into the same spot.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
The owner of the Eagles, Jeffrey Lourie, has been tied
to big time Democrat politics in the past, so I
am not surprised by this.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah I see that, and go, yeah, whatever, nice try.
It's almost like showing damning evidence in the court of
law and then the judge going strike that you know
to the jury, and it's too late and the jury
has already been exposed to the avenue. Yeah, so that's
kind of what I feel like has happened here, and
(09:43):
they're like, oh no, we're gonna take that down. That's
not you know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But again, I find it so hard to believe that
there are empty headed, vapid people, shallow fools and morons
that would go, well, it wasn't really good.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
WHOA woman's an Eagle fan. I'm gonna vote for her now, Like.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I know, people like that have to exist, or else
they wouldn't do crap like this.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You know, who's better than the Eagles? The Eagles driving
in weather together,
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