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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, kiss, we can't be friends. Aren't a Grande
turning seacrest with you? So it's in the gym, Tanya
and siciny Yes, because anybody says I was in the gym, Yeah,
I can tell you. Didn't say I gave you even
like a pregnant pause there.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I mean, I can't even see you over my monitor,
like I just see you for like.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Your neck up.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
You're ride a long sleeve T shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is the the next letter, thank you for having Wow,
your jodline is really so backroom.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I was in the gym. Yes, say thank you? What
anybody says you're supposed to say, Yeah, we can tell
to make a difference. Oh yeah, you're ripping out of
your shirt right now. That's what people want.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what people want when they say, hey, I've been
in the gym, and then they wait for you to
say something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The chest looks nice or just say it's paying off.
That's all you got to say it. Don't get into
body parts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, yeah the chest you don't call my the it's
h ches, not the chest, your chest hs.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
The chest anyways, looking good?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I started thinking about Tanya because Gary's getting married
and uh, you know Gar, I've seen him in there
for years.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And he says to me, Gary from the gym.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, Gary from the gym, you meant your dad.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was like, no, no, no, Gary from the gym.
I meet all the people that are in my life
in the gym. Gary, I was it going down Francisco exactly.
And Gary, that's all working out. And so I say
to him, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Getting married.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I got a couple of friends getting married, Ruby, Tanyi
getting married. He says, uh, well, we're We're gonna make
it easy. I said, what are you doing, because they're,
you know, thinking about it, and I feel a little
bit of anxiety from them coming up with a guest
list and all this stuff. He said, we're doing it easy.
I said, well, do you know he is? It'll open,
We got the spot, We're gonna lope. I want to
do a little party afterwards. We'll go down to the
courthouse afterwards to make it official.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I said, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He said, you might want to pass it on, So
I'll pass it on. So Gary wants you know, he's
al open.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Thank you, Gary an influence. I love that for Gary,
not so much for me. But I understand. I understand
why because do you remember that episode of Call Her
Daddy where she was like sitting in the bathtub, like
in her veil, just having like a moment, drinking wine,
saying like it's this is too much. No, no, nobody
(02:25):
remembered any in the back remember that a baby?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
She said something, does she want to elope? Does she elope?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And he went through the whole stress of like I.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Thought that was a whole thing. I never heard Dad
coming down the aisle with her. That's all.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I remember all the different venues that they've tried, and
this doesn't work and this doesn't work, and this doesn't
work because its whole. And I was like I get
it now, I totally get it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Now, just give up.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No, no, I'm not giving up.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes, was this invitation that you got was this to
a wedding or was this No?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, no, no, it's like a baby shower, baby sprinkle. It's
not their first baby, it's like second and third. And
then at the very bottom of the invite it says,
note your presence is our gift.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Presence with the ce.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Right, like you're like, you just attending is the gift.
But I don't like going somewhere empty handed.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is a gift to you, you don't forget. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I feel like you have to still bring something. But
then is that annoying?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, I mean they'll go to the extent of like,
isn't this in proper font Was it a proper like evite?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, it was like a put it paperless post.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, but they don't get into paperless post drafting to
say that.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
For you to then not listen to.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That, I think I'm still gonna bring like a bottless
champagne and being like pop this when the baby.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Is You're gonna annoy all the other guests because you're
show up with something and they're not, and you're going
to be the one that they're pointing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But it's not really a present for the baby. It's
a present for the moms.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
They're saying, your presence is our gift.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Totality, they don't bring a bag of ice.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I always need ice when I'm hosting parties.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They literally say, do not bring a gift. I think
they mean do not bring a gift.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think they mean a gift for the baby at all.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Tony's going to do this for her wedding. She just
wants our presence.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No, Yes, you literally, if you don't want presents, you
put it, you say, please, do not are you doing
for your wedding?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Your presence is the gift.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I haven't gotten there, honestly, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Probably, I'm just saying everything.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, she might judge just for convenience. Okay, guys, your
morning dog is coming to next. How to make sure
someone does a favor for you. If you need a
fair this is the way to guarantee it gets done.
All right, kiss, we can't be friends. Aren't a Grande
turning seacrest with you? So it's in the gym, Tanya
and siciny Yes, because anybody says I was in the gym, Yeah,
I can tell you. Didn't say I gave you even
like a pregnant pause there.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I mean, I can't even see you over my monitor,
like I just see you for like.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Your neck up.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
You're ride a long sleeve T shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is the the next letter, thank you for having Wow,
your jodline is really so backroom.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I was in the gym. Yes, say thank you? What
anybody says you're supposed to say, Yeah, we can tell
to make a difference. Oh yeah, you're ripping out of
your shirt right now. That's what people want.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what people want when they say, hey, I've been
in the gym, and then they wait for you to
say something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The chest looks nice or just say it's paying off.
That's all you got to say it. Don't get into
body parts.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, yeah the chest you don't call my the it's
h ches, not the chest, your chest hs.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
The chest anyways, looking good?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I started thinking about Tanya because Gary's getting married
and uh, you know Gar, I've seen him in there
for years.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And he says to me, Gary from the gym.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, Gary from the gym, you meant your dad.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was like, no, no, no, Gary from the gym.
I meet all the people that are in my life
in the gym. Gary, I was it going down Francisco exactly.
And Gary, that's all working out. And so I say
to him, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Getting married.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I got a couple of friends getting married, Ruby, Tanyi
getting married. He says, uh, well, we're We're gonna make
it easy. I said, what are you doing, because they're,
you know, thinking about it, and I feel a little
bit of anxiety from them coming up with a guest
list and all this stuff. He said, we're doing it easy.
I said, well, do you know he is? It'll open,
We got the spot, We're gonna lope. I want to
do a little party afterwards. We'll go down to the
courthouse afterwards to make it official.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I said, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He said, you might want to pass it on, So
I'll pass it on. So Gary wants you know, he's
al open.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Thank you, Gary an influence. I love that for Gary,
not so much for me. But I understand. I understand
why because do you remember that episode of Call Her
Daddy where she was like sitting in the bathtub, like
in her veil, just having like a moment, drinking wine,
saying like it's this is too much. No, no, nobody
(02:25):
remembered any in the back remember that a baby?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
She said something, does she want to elope? Does she elope?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And he went through the whole stress of like I.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Thought that was a whole thing. I never heard Dad
coming down the aisle with her. That's all.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I remember all the different venues that they've tried, and
this doesn't work and this doesn't work, and this doesn't
work because its whole. And I was like I get
it now, I totally get it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Now, just give up.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No, no, I'm not giving up.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yes, was this invitation that you got was this to
a wedding or was this No?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, no, no, it's like a baby shower, baby sprinkle. It's
not their first baby, it's like second and third. And
then at the very bottom of the invite it says,
note your presence is our gift.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Presence with the ce.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Right, like you're like, you just attending is the gift.
But I don't like going somewhere empty handed.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is a gift to you, you don't forget. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I feel like you have to still bring something. But
then is that annoying?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, I mean they'll go to the extent of like,
isn't this in proper font Was it a proper like evite?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, it was like a put it paperless post.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, but they don't get into paperless post drafting to
say that.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
For you to then not listen to.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That, I think I'm still gonna bring like a bottless
champagne and being like pop this when the baby.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Is You're gonna annoy all the other guests because you're
show up with something and they're not, and you're going
to be the one that they're pointing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But it's not really a present for the baby. It's
a present for the moms.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
They're saying, your presence is our gift.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Totality, they don't bring a bag of ice.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I always need ice when I'm hosting parties.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
They literally say, do not bring a gift. I think
they mean do not bring a gift.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think they mean a gift for the baby at all.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Tony's going to do this for her wedding. She just
wants our presence.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No, Yes, you literally, if you don't want presents, you
put it, you say, please, do not are you doing
for your wedding?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Your presence is the gift.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I haven't gotten there, honestly, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Probably, I'm just saying everything.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, she might judge just for convenience. Okay, guys, your
morning dog is coming to next. How to make sure
someone does a favor for you. If you need a
fair this is the way to guarantee it gets done.
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