April 19, 2024 • 46 mins
Ray took something before the podcast because he made zero sense and couldn't put a sentence together. The NBA Playoffs are her so we try to tell you who the champion is going to be. What team did Ray jinx by picking them to win it all? It was jersey day for The Expos and it was a very special moment for a couple future MLB players. Enjoy the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'd you sleep last night? What are you doing this weekend? Man?
Happy summer? I'll spring break? Prom season? Is it prom season? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It his prom season? I've been seeing posts on Facebook about, Oh,
this kid's going to prom or this is a prom
post malone?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Post shit?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What are you talking about? Post malone?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You said you've been seeing post that's what his friends
call him post.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, all right, I no, no, no, I meant I
saw people posting on Facebook. Ah, my niece is going
to prom this weekend. Cool?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah? What about dad's posting their daughter's picture on Instagram?
What What do you think about parents posting their their
kid on Instagram in their prom dress?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Random question?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you have a problem with it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If they say the kid's hot?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What are you talking about? No one says my kid
is hot.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I saw a post like that one you did, not
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What did it say?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look at my beautiful daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's not the same thing as hot ray everybody tells
their daughter they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But yeah, I usually don't see these people's kids until
it's prom season, and then I get a lot of
dress pictures up on the feed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah I don't. I mean, I'm just saying it's prom seasons, like, oh,
your parents are so proud of you going to prom.
Great congratulations, And I'm like, dang, I remember a prom?
I mean, what years is now? I'm forty two, so gosh,
my problem was twenty five years ago. Ray a debut,
twenty five years since I went to prom, Sandy Hawkins,
(01:43):
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, there's it's all about time's weird like that. That
sounds very old. But when you think about how long
we've been in Nashville, it seems as though it's been
thirty years. We've been here, ten years, eleven years, eleven years,
that seems about right. Pandemic seems forever ago, dude, that
(02:05):
seems like a different life.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It does seem like a different life. And those years
have all faded together, like the last four or five
years have all faded together. And I'm not sure what
year what happened, Like I don't know exactly, Like I
know the pandemic started in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Correct, March was right after the tornado.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, the only reason I know that is because my
second son was born ten days later Tornado a couple
weeks after that. Pandemic. DEMI yep, it was a Bam
bam bam crash course Corona novel virus. Let's start the show.
I mean we're talking about absolutely nothing. You started it
being weird about talking about all they're hot. I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh, Skip Dayless is back on TV.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, he looks old man.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Paul Pierce is back on TV. Didn't know that last
time he went live with some strippers and blow.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't know if there was blow. I know there
were strippers.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Blow your nose. Oh clean x, Cleen NX. Yeah, Arnold,
are you here today?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yip? Siry Ray is off his rocker today.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Dude on the big Sure, I don't talk for four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So you just come out yelling random stuff?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I haven't making no sense.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, sometimes if you don't talk sometimes I remember my mother.
My mother would say I didn't talk to anybody all
day when we would come home from school. And it's
a thing sometimes people just don't talk to anybody. If
I go five hours, I haven't the piece together a
thought yet. Get off my nuts, Okay, I will get
off right.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I was never on, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The ride is ended.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Please exit to the left, dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, Arnold, you're gonna get over here, ye sir.
Me and I we were kissing. All right, that's enough.
Not during the show. It is a fry, ye though,
I don't care if you get a little neck. All right,
we're gonna do it live, Arnold, get over here. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We oh the one too, so loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Genius, y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. We do have a farmer ranch.
We just got it mode for the first time. Three
acres only charged me sixty dollars. I'll be hot. Damn.
That's a great deal, i'd say in the state of Tennessee. Man,
that grass was luscious, thick. It was a jungle. By god,
it was green, and it was a lot and he
(04:52):
did a great job. We got lines and I draw design.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Did he like put like a face in the field.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, it's really just right now, oh right straight, that's
new today and it look good. So that's it, man,
Happy weekend, fry yay, good day. Aya over to you Man.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I had your nightmare scenario, Ray. I watched it unfold
in a parking lot. Two dudes, no chicks, Nope, parking
situation gone awry, and I sat there. I observed it
the whole time and was like, Ray would be having
a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm guessing parking charging in a tow truck. There was
no tow truck, but there was only four. It was
a little parking lot. It's like where you get your
to go food and then everyone else is supposed to
park across the street in a parking lot whatever. Oh,
similar to.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Buck kind of like buck box.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's a little place where you can sit outside and eat.
And so we're sitting there eating and there's four cars
that are parking the to go like parking spots.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, this is a good pork missile. Now I wasn't
a pork missile. It was foe foe fah No, you're
trying to say, no, there's like a bull of noodles
and chicken. Yeah no, that's pronounced Okay. Well, anyway, we're
sitting there. I was having a little bit up and.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So there's four cars kind of park, you know, like
Diagono in their spots, and another uber. Each driver or
whatever comes up and he parks straight ahead. So he's
behind the four cars nightmare and he's in a big
truck nightmare start and it's like, Okay, this is where
it's gonna get.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Harry, this is it because there's a backer outer. There's
gonna be a backer outer, right, don't be a chimer
in her.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And then someone parks behind the truck deep and I'm like,
oh no, this is so bad. So the guy in
the truck comes back and he's like, who's freaking car
is this? Whose car is this?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
What did you say? Wife? Kids? Who's there? No me?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wife, kids? And random friendom no, no, no friends.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Just us. You always have these people we don't know about.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, I'm going to dinner with some neighbors tonight. We're
gonna go eat and sit on a patio and let
the kids run around.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Some neighbors I've never gone to dinner with, so we
will see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Little Wayne Squire, what in the world is he doing?
This show just gets These are people back from the dead.
The skip got canceled. I thought Paul Pierce could never
be on television again after his Instagram live and Lil
Wayne is breaking down the NBA playoffs.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I didn't know that, but anyway, So as that car
is behind it, he finally comes and guy's like, hey,
you're behind me. I can't get out. So the car
goes okay, moves forward and parks to the left of
the truck. So now it's even closer to the four
cars that are parked in the spots.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, and parking's at a premium in National.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So then the truck starts to back up, another ruber
driver whips in there. So a four parking spot parking
lot now has seven calls in it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, there's not enough parking in the city. So somebody's
got a sidewalk it, or go around the block, or
a person just doesn't get their food.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Big truck is sitting there going get the out of
the way, get the out of the way, and so
the guy backs up, the truck gets out, and so
he pulls up next to the car. So there's two
cars facing north and four cars pointing east.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, yes, north, that explains it, and just description okay,
parallel purpin dick. Right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So one of the guys that's parked east is trying
to back up purple Dick, but he's gonna hit the
car behind him.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Because they're purple.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And he's looking out the window and he gets out
and goes, hey, man. The guy was like, I'll direct you.
I'll direct you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, you won't HiT's my car. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So he gets back in his car and he starts
backing up, backing up, but I mean there might be
inches to spare. Yeah, he is gonna. I mean, they're
gonna scrap.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I know the spot you're talking now, And.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
He starts backing hits it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, I know. We used to go there.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And so he gets to about an inch from that
car and he gets out and he goes and he
looks at it and he's talking to the guy. He's like,
you're just gonna have to move. You're gonna have to move.
And the guy's like, I mean, it would have taken
It would have been quicker for the guy to back up.
Let the guy back out. He could have pulled in,
got the food he's supposed to go deliver, and be gone,
(09:21):
But instead he is sitting there for five minutes trying
to guide him out of the spot. The time management
was absolutely horrendous, and I could see you having a
heart attack with all these cars trying to park in
four spots. So finally the uber drivers like, I'll move,
and he goes it's about f in time you move,
(09:43):
and the guy gets in the car slams his door.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's about fun time, kids, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What He burst it out and peels out of there.
The uber driver pulls in.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thought we were.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Gonna have a fight. And I was like, this is
Ray's nightmare parking scenario. I probably didn't even describe it
well enough.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Kids. Lucky you know, oh you described it great. I
couldn't understand exhaust. I'll not another soccer stadium, no, for
the love of God, No, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Car car, car, car, And then cars parked like this.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ray, there's mayonnaise and mustard.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You know, there was cars parked here, and then they
parked behind them like that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Where's the salt shaker.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Salt shaker was right here on my table. Never mind, whatever,
the kids eat your yogurt, your parvai. It was just
it was hilarious to watch. I thought I was gonna
see a fight over parking.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Dude. I can't believe you brought a parking story. Mine
isn't even a story. But I drove to CVS, remember
that one. Yeah, there used to be parking right up there.
There was none. I go to the lower deck. None.
I go back to the top deck. I had to
sit there until somebody left CVS so I could pull
into a spot. School must be in session at Vanderbilt,
no idea. Then I go to my ATM. Okay, gotta
(10:54):
get some cash out. I want to be cash heavy.
I'm gonna I like to roll the weekends with some
cash in my pocket. Okay, and so Bro, you can't
even make a left into my bank into Regions. So
I had to go through the light acting like I
was going on to four forty four to four whatever
it's called. Then uie in the middle of the road
back to Regions so I could then make a right
in the ATM. Parking situation number two, parking situation number three.
(11:16):
I go to my place on West End? What was it?
That was the third one? What was the fourth one?
There was a second one? Was it this parking garage?
Did somebody steal my parking spot? Squall? I swear there's
the gas that's what it was. So here's what it is.
There was CBS, there was Regions. Then I pull into Sitko.
(11:38):
All I want is gas in my car. I'm a
working American. I can afford gas to put in my vehicle. Okay,
I pull in. I circle the pumps ten times. There's
no gas. Everybody's parked in there. There was a couple
of pumps. One had a I think the homeless guy
with a car pulled in and he was just sleeping
(11:58):
into one of the busiest gas stations in Nashville. So
I'm not gonna knock on his window and tell him
to move. And then I suspect some of the other
workers driving an escalade just parked into a gas pump
and it served as a parking spot for him because
nobody kept coming to the car. It just sat there
for ten minutes, which is totally uncalled for in a
highly fireable offense. I could have reported them, but I
(12:20):
couldn't get gas, so then I had to wait all
the way until I got my hometown, Eureka, and then
I was able to get gas in Eureka.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So it really wasn't important for you to get gas
right then. You just felt the need if you could
drive all the way to Eureka. You weren't really that low.
Oh no, no, it was low, bro. I had the
light on the entire drive. I was panicking all because
of the gas station. You couldn't get in to get
a pump.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then also they decided to deliver ice, soda, snacks, chips, corn,
cotton candy at noon. Probably not the best time if
you're a delivery guy. Maybe schedule that at six am
or six pm. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
They probably had other deliveries at six am. You had
to understand that there's a route that they have to
go by, and no matter what, at least one gas
station is going to be the noon drop off. So
I'm sorry it was unfortunately the one you were at,
But he can't be at every gas station at six am.
You drove down West End, have I Yeah, yeah, the
Smoothie King ass ripped out of it doesn't even exist anymore.
(13:19):
There was a Smoothie King.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, it was kind of in the middle there the
football stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh yeah, the Smoothie King they tore down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Correct, Remember the football stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There's a road, Yeah it's closed.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, that road's now a dirt road, just like aal
Dean sings about. But we can't play the clip.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
But my question is that whole road is fenced off, right, Yeah,
you can't even get in there. So why does that
light still work? They still have They have the entire
road blocked off. It is dug out the fences around
it because they're expanding the Vanderbilt Football Stadium.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Go Voles, what is it? Dorham? Dorham, Dickham, what is it?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anchor dick Oh my gosh, this dude, I don't know
what the hell is going on on this Friday's podcast.
He is I mean, this is so bananas. There is
nothing we can talk about because he is all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I've tried to go for the ratings.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Man, I drive that stop light and I'm like, I
do not understand why this is not just continuously green
because there's no one that's coming off that street, So
you don't need to have a rotation of where you're
gonna have a red light and a green light. It
should never be on. It's not open. The street is closed.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Thought the exact same thing are light out here at
work on Music Row? It doesn't need to be working
at one am. That's why I run it every time
there's a light near where I live. Doesn't need to
be running it noon and midnight when I'm going noon
it does. I take that back midnight, it doesn't need.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
To be running no midnight. I disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I run that light every time I'm not sitting in
a red light when it's not necessary.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I get it. If you pull up, you stop, and
maybe it should be a blinking red light where you
can stop, look both ways and go. But it needs
it like that one at the coming on to music Row. Definitely,
because that's blind right, you can't see. You can't just
have it green. You know what I'm saying to.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hear that city? Refix that man, fix us picture your government. Man.
I don't know who you voted for, but fix this shit.
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I have not like Ray.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
This is gonna be a Ratings banansa ray You're gold.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, people are gonna be like, what in the hell
are we doing? Like this podcast is all? Is there
something wrong?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No? I literally all week I've listened to bones, Eddie,
You and Amy. I Sometimes I forget my personality. So
I'm now so.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Right now you're trying to figure out who you are.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Relearning my personality.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you're like someone who's been in the car. Right,
there's relearning how to walk.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, terrible analogy. Let's go with it. Ray, somebody that
just got eaten by an alligator. Let's use that as
an alligator analogy.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
All Right, we're gonna we're gonna take a break. I'm
gonna let Ray and get his thoughts together because he
has not had one clear thought since we started, and
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Come on, Ray, give me a bank. Ray, are you
on ascid?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'm wondering if you're on something. I have no idea.
I can't tell. I don't know the truth of the matter.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
But whatever, dude, this is my favorite part of the day.
I don't work on interviews. I work on the big shows.
This is the most enjoyment I've had for eight hours
of my day. I don't understand what it's hard to
understand about that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, No, I understand enjoying it. I just don't even know
what's coming out.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't know. And it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I can't follow you. It's Friday. Yeah, play in tonight
final playoff spots. Yaybody's hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Everybody's hurt. Yeah, it hurt without Zion. You gotta think
Pelicans actually surprisingly as good as their home bases. They
play bad at home, they play better on the road.
It's a weird one where you would almost go Kings.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Not almost. I'm I'm I'm taking the Kings.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm just picking them in my head, like I don't
see how you win without Zion.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I ain't betting an individual.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I'm not betting. I'm just saying watching wise, Kings are
gonna play who the who's the number one?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Scene?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
The Warriors? No, not the Warriors. They're out.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, the Thunder Thunder but anyway, Thunder number one? Yeah,
and Nuggets got two or something.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, Thunder are one, Nuggets are two, t Wolves are three.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Who you think is finals? Cel?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I mean, if the Celtics don't make the finals, it's
an absolute choke job.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Travisy Reyes sham.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, no really, if they do not make the finals,
it's an absolute choke job.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I got my map out here, so.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Last year we slept on the Nuggets. They were the
number Do they play who? It's all white?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Celtics play a blank square.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, they play the winner of the Heat and Bowls game.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, yeah, the East is uh is very easy.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, it's garbage, as I like to.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Say to your rash. Yeah, so I would say Celtics
really should go to the finals and then the only trouble,
I mean, Nuggets. You gotta think there's gonna be something
weird with the Sons or the Wolf whoever comes out
of that game.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
The Sons and Clippers are the only ones I think
they can give. I mean, we're sleeping on the thunder
because we slept on that.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The number one seed last year was the Nuggets. Who
do they have besides egregious Alexander Josh Giddy. They got
Jason will Williams. They got two of them. Yeah Giddy
he's dating a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No he was not, He's not allegedly he was. That was, yes,
But they have a squat. They got the both the
Jason Williams. They got Dort Defender. I mean he can shoot,
he shoots a three every once in a while. But
I mean they're just loaded with talent.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Gotta be real, I haven't really seen him this year.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Because they're under the radar, because no one talks about
him because they're in Oklahoma City, and you're thinking, and
you look at it and you're like, good god, how
much of a fleece job? They got SGA and five
thousand draft picks for Paul George? Who's better off? Who
is better off the Thunder?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Not a handover fist? Who's then they've been playing Clippers
have been playing good ball and playing well together.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I understand, but they've won nothing. Their window is I mean,
if it's not closed, it's very close to closed. The
Thunder are just starting. SGA is just coming into his prime.
They are phenomenal. They won that trade one hundred times.
So I'm gonna take the Nuggets versus Celtics.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
In the finals. Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Why is that terrible?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I mean I have Nugget, Celtics and Vegas says Celtics.
I just don't think I combined of Neeltics. Hey, And
the only bet that there is the bet you can't
pick a winner. If you want to, you go Nuggets
three times your money, Celtics one and a half times
your money. You can do a bet where you don't
have to pick the winner. It just has to be
(20:12):
Nuggets and Celtics two times your money. No winner, just
who makes it to the finals. I like that one
because you don't have to pick it. I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
We that's the problem if we're both picking it, if
we're both saying it. But but the it's only too obviously.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, no, no, no, we said that about the Yukon you
can't go back to back. We just need to be
on record saying that you can't. Golden Knights, the Vegas Aces,
the Chiefs, and the Yukons.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But Vegas Knines have not gone back to back.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They're going to because they're gonna say that for NHL,
and we.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Can't go back to back. The Chiefs did it, the
Aces did it, so there's no way the Nuggets can
do it. We cannot.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
There is no chance, no chance that four major go
back to back.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Go back to back in the same year.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
There is nowhere we're on record. We've already uh, we've
like freaking uh was tainted and just absolutely just tore
apart all audio saying that no team will ever go
back to back. But it's happened every single time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
We say it is so hard to go back to back.
Butt there, you can't do it. Jean de Porter already
bet on the Nuggets laugh track.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That was the guy accused of betting.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, accused, not accused.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He did he did it. Whoa, whoa, whoa man. And
it's uh with the NBA, with the with how that
goes east is so easy. The only risky thing is
with the Nuggets. I mean the Celtics now that they
picked up the Unicorn and you gotta unicorn is so good.
They got holiday right. Yeah, that's just a solid squad.
(21:53):
He has a little bit of injury with the knee
and he's fine. That's just a squatty a Horford off
the bench. He's in a wheelchair though. He got him
a ramp into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's pretty damn old.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And the Nuggets they're a team with two They got
two levels because you got them. The Reggie Jackson's on
the bench. You got another bron guy, some guy you
know he all of them from Christian Brown, somebody from Kansas. Yeah,
they're deep. I was gonna say from your place. I
wasn't for sure. Yeah, And his brother played on our
team this year at Parker. He was terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He is not anywhere near his his brother and I
don't know why he was on our team. But the
Kansas Jayhawks are loaded.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You guys got by who in five four one? You
got it just in time. No, I knew that. You
need to see if you're a true fan, who the
falls lose to the Vault five? No, I gotta do it?
Four three? Prude do? It's tough to count and talk perdue?
Was it? Yeah? That's the game?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, I think they lost the Purdue.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Made it to the Elite eight in a while. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Did they lose to Purdue?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah? I watched the whole game on a Sunday. It
was sad. Baser said one hundred times. It's just not
fair that that guy's tall. There should be some sort
of rule where he has to or where the refs
don't call it exactly the same, just because some of
the stuff he gets away with, which I kind of
saw her angle on that. What excuse me?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You're you're gonna punish him for being big, not punish No, no,
if you're not gonna call it the same, what do
you mean you want to make special rules because a
different sized player.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Because to get up to his level, you have to
make some more aggressive moves to where it you maybe
can get You should be able to climb on his
back because he's taller than you, not that you should
just be able to do a little bit more, just
even it out, like what grab him a little bit?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
So what about the short people, like like, uh, muggsy bogues,
what special rules should he have? Everybody has to clear
out of the way because he's short.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
No, it's just that you're closer to the goal. It
would be a soccer player with a ten foot leg,
not the third leg. It would be a football player.
It's closer to the end zone. Every time a tall
basketball player is closer to the goal. It's unlike any
other sport where your height makes you closer to the objective.
(24:11):
And we rest our case. We developed that theory on
a random Sunday in the country. Thank you, We'll hang
up and listen from the country. This next gen freezes too.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
That's interesting. I never thought of having special rules because
if someone's bigger or smaller, so he's like Aaron Judge,
should he gets special rules.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Because it, for the most part.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Because he has a bigger strike zone. Because he's a
bigger human.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He does have a bigger strike zone. Isn't that weird?
I just think it's tough to compare and contrast and
compare and contrast because it's just in basketball, it's only
ten feet, so that you're taller makes you closer to
that ten feet. It's unlike any other sport.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's interesting. I didn't even I'm I mean, I've never
thought because Shaq was bigger, you should be able to
jump on him.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I mean jump on him. Can just can?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I mean I feel like sha did get I mean,
people beat the crap out of Shack and they wouldn't
call it because he was so big.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right, Yeah, the refs you know Donneghee back in the day,
you know, you know, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Who you're talking about. He's the one that fixed games. Yeah,
but no, no, I think that means the Nuggets can't go.
So who out of the West is going to go?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well? I took my picture this morning because it's so
damn confusing with these playing games. But I can break
it down each one. You got Thunder, Who the hell
are they gonna play sack Town? Yeah, they would play Sacramento.
That's a thunder win that. Dallas and the Clippers, that's
a toss up. That's a great screens see Dallas winning that.
(25:49):
That's the series of all series in the first round
because Lucas seems to play better in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Ball House Kawhi's knee, I don't know, has it been
hurting he's been sitting on that bench.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Sons in Minnesota, I think we're thinking too much into
that one. Sons just weren't great this year. I followed
them all division trying to win it. They didn't even
come close. Minnesota who is their scorers?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Conley?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Who is it? No?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Minnesota has Anthony Edwards, Karl Anthony Towns.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay Towns just never does it big. There's those memes
where he waves the crowd like he's retiring, but he's
just leaving the playoffs again. So I mean, I just
think that series ends up being in nothing. It's either OKC,
Dallas or the Nuggets. Nuggets then have a breeze all
the way until the Western Conference Finals, and the Thunder
(26:41):
will beat up either the Clippers or Dallas, and so
then the Nuggets are gonna have a breeze until they play,
say the Thunder and there you go. All you gotta
do is beat the Thunder in seven games. I think
the Nuggets can do it. They got a bench, they
gotta so give me the Nuggets and we don't even
need to go to the East. I mean, the Celtics
play either the Bulls or the Heat.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Right, Yeah, and without Jimmy Butler.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Jimmy Buckets Cleveland and that.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, let me tell you, let me tell you a series.
I don't want to watch Cleveland versus the Magic. Don't
give a crown.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
The Bucks all right, because.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
He is Yeah, how long they said, at least the
first couple of games of the series.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh that's that's bad. The Bucks and Pacers. Pacers got
who Turner ty rees he balls uh Nicks and Sixers
that'll be a good nick.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
No Sixers win that he's and em beads back now,
em beads back and freaking Julius randalls out. It's all
about the Sixers winning.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Four, Maxie and mb that's a Tobias Harris. Yeah, but
he sucks. Yeah, he can get you ten. One time
he randomly got like thirty points three times in a
row this year.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's when somebody he told someone to bet the over on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, we refer everything to betting. But yeah, I mean
it's it's it's really just gonna a walk for Boston.
We just broke down the NBA playoffs in about two minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Now, that was about thirty minutes of absolute garbage talk.
But so we are sticking. I'm gonna I'm switching it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Go Thunder no Boston to cover our bases, and I
go Nuggets Boston. No.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Eh, Denard can't get back there, right, But I'm not
picking a winner. I love Denver, they are so good,
but they can't go back to back. So there has
to be something has to give, something has to be different.
So give me bro, Bro, this isn't March madness. If
you're filling this bracket out the way you do that
one in one game is the March madness. This crap
(28:38):
seven game series. The best teams always win a seven
game series.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Crap can't happen. There can't be random shots because if
there is wild then the series will be four to one.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Telling you, dude, does Phoenix have enough?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No? I follow them all year. Durant's oldest ball. You
would think Durant, Beale and Booker, Dude, they suck.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They defensively, I don't know if they're good enough.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It should have never gotten rid of date Dayton d
eighton oh Man.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But I like nic you're down low.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's just they're just not They're they're outside shooting. Booker,
I guess we've just seen he's just not a proven
winner in the playoffs. They had a better team three
years ago, two years right after the pandemic, and they sold.
They had a great team younger. This is an older
Kadie Durantula.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But he's so good and they win. I don't think
the Clippers can win because I mean, one of the
three is gonna get hurt. Paul George Kawhi Leonard or
James Harden will be hurt.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
There. I don't think they can win it. Then it's Dallas.
It's gonna be a Dallas.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I like Dallas. Dallas's team. Man, am I ready to
put them in the NBA Finals. You can't.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You can't against a well rounded team that they're gonna
get past the Nuggets. They're two levels deep. Look at
the Nuggets line. I mean, I love Maul. Murray's been showing.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Jamal Murray is.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
So probablys been chilling on the beach for two months.
He's the most well rested player in the league right now.
They're ready to make a run. It has to be
something different doesn't have to be it does. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's why it's gonna be the Phoenix Suns.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Now, dude, you're gonna be You might be in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
First round against Minnesota, Phoenix versus the Celtics. Celtics win
the title.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Celtics are your champs.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
All right, Well I got nuggets. I got Celtics nuggets
just like Vegas. I'm going chalk, but give me nuggets.
Nuggets win it all. Yeah? Back to back, Yeah, you
can't go back to back. We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Have you ever what what recently in your life has
given you the most amazing like wow moment? Like this
is something so freaking cool?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh? Sporting event? Concert? Say concert?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Probably because I told you I signed up the boys
for T ball and I was going to be the coach.
And we are being named the Expos, so we are
the Expos. And it was Jersey pickup day, Ray, not
my country. It was jersey pickup day. And the boys like, Dad, Dad, Dad,
(31:18):
can we come with you to pick up the jerseys?
And I'm like, get in the car, boys.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Let's go. We're going to Zazel.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So we got in the car, buckled them in their seats,
turned it on, and we drove windows down. Said boys,
we're going to get your baseball jerseys. And they're yelling,
go expos, go expos, Go expos, go expos.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
The entire way to the ballpark doesn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The entire way. They're screaming it. And we pull up
to their field where they said they're gonna be on
the picnic table. Look for the people on the picnic
table with the jerseys, and there's.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No one there.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well timed, and I look back at the email and
it says between four and six pm.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's parents running in nine different directions at its finest.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And I'm like, well, it's four forty five. They should
be here. Oh, I have to go to the big field,
not the little field.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Back in the car, boys, boys, there was a tactical
area by your dad. Get back to him in here, drive.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
A little bit, Go expos, go expos. We get out there.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They are.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The picnic table with a bunch of boxes and bags
waiting for people to come pick up their jerseys.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Who's there waiting somebody from Zazzle or who is it? Ah?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
There was a man and a woman. Don't know him,
never seen him. They'd married, don't know Ah, didn't catch
their names Ray.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And you must be my extra large Come here, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
They said, oh, what team are you? And I said,
I'm the and I hear kids yell it. I don't
even get to tell them more that exposure. How do
you know Zelensky? How do you know Zelensky?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Worry about it?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Dude, you're watching Survivor. No, his name was Jelensky. Are
you really watching Survivor?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I was trying to name the Prime Minister of Canada.
Is the Exposer Canadian? Got it? But it's definitely not Zelensky.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, I think it's true though, that's who it is. Anyway,
back to the story. So they're like, oh, you're the
expos How exciting. They hand me the bag. It's got
the jerseys. They hand me a sleeve of hats.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You got the bag?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Man got the bag and my boys are like, dada, dada,
can we traw our jersey on right now? Can we
put the jersey on right now? And I'm like, yeah,
let's see, what what number do you want? And I
pull it out of the bag has their names on the.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Back of them. So the numbers already picked for him,
already picked for him, and so interesting. Why would they
at the level of upper upper upper parenting, why would
that not have been a choice of number. They don't
know their numbers very well.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
They don't really care about numbers. They're just excited to
have a jersey. And when I'm first going through the bag,
it's last names. So I pull out the first jersey.
I'm like, I don't have a Jackson on my team.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, that's Connor, that's Jackson Holiday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
But then I pull out the next name and it's
like Abernathy. I'm like, we don't have an Abernathy guy
for the Cardinals, right, he was great. It's when I
realized that it's last names. So I go through the jersey.
Still not my kids. Still not my kids.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
All year, you've just been calling them. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
So I get to number eleven, Come marry a little shit,
and it says box and my five year old's like,
that's the one I want. That's our name. That's our name,
that's my jersey. That's my jersey, and he rips off
his sho hurt flings it. I'm like, Bud, why don't
you just hand it to me, and he.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Puts that jersey.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
He puts that jersey on, and he's just going, I'm
number eleven, I'm number eleven. Next one out of the bag,
Brady's number number twelve. There it is box the second
box Boy. And my four year old's like, Dada, is
that my jersey? Is that my jersey? Is that my dadda?
Can I put it on right now? Rips off the shirt,
(35:32):
puts that jersey on, Dada? Can we have our hat?
Let us have our hat, Dada.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It's called a lid.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They take their hats, they put them on.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Were they a little crooked they put them?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They put them crook in and they had it way
too big so it almost covers their eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Hey, you know now they all got pants, sagging, hat sideways,
gold chains on. What's up? Boys? They are going bananas?
Where's Dad's triple XL?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I am sitting there and they just take off running
around the bases. No, just around like on the outside
of the field, going expos expo, expose, And.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I mean, you guys are all smoke man.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I am just like this moment in history, this is
the great Like they may not turn out to be
Major League baseball players, or they could this is the start,
this is the start of their baseball journey. Where is
it gonna lead them? I have no idea, but the
pure excitement.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's gonna lead them to hate their dad.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The pure excitement that they had from slipping on the
jersey for the first time.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, was incredible. Never forget it. What about the man
and woman there? What were they doing this.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
While they were just like I guess they're pretty excited.
Huh are they high? No, they weren't high. And I
was like yeah, and they're like pretty neat first time playing.
I was like, first time playing.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
They're like, oh they played in the world.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Well they could have played t ball last year.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh got it? And they are running.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Then they come back over the table like Dad, out
the exposed one, the exposed one. And I'm like what.
He goes like, yeah, we just scored five points.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'll be sure to tell him the first game.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And I'm like all right, and he's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So excited. Let Dad go get us a run.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
So then they're like, Dad, did you get a shirt?
Did you get a shirt? And I look in there
in the bottom of the bag, says coach Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's our merch.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
And I'm number ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's merch idea. And they're like, our merch is gonna say,
Coach ninety nine, they're gonna get your jersey.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
They should and we're gonna sell merch. And my boys
are like, Dad, I put your jersey on. Put your
jersey on.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Let me take my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So in front of that man and woman, I peeled
my shirt off, I put the jersey on.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'll what the pied Apple.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And they're like, Dad, I take our picture. Take our picture.
So I took a picture of them, and then they're
like, all right, take a picture of all of his family.
Photo took a picture of us. I'm not very good
at the selfie, and the woman's like, do you want
me to take it for you. I'm like, oh, would
you do that? Take a picture. So we get in
the car and we're heading back and they're like, oh,
I can't wait to show mom. She's not gonna believe
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that we got our jerseys. And I'm like, well, we
just told her we're going to get the jersey, so
I think she's gonna believe we got the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Hold your excitement. Dad's going to the beer store.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
And we go and we go home and they are
just amped and they're running around the house in their jerseys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Oh it's continued, dude, Dude, when was the last time
you got these kid new clothes?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Man, I don't ever buy new clothes. My two year
old has never had a new shirt.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He wears the clothes that his older brothers wore.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's why I was excited for the clothing.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
My two year old does not know what a new
clothes and what new clothes means.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
You see this day one sweat your rays what he's
gonna wear when he's twenty pretty much.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I mean, my poor two year old has no idea
what new clothes are and that's probably bad parenting.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
To each his own. Who gives a rip? Man, what
are you trying to be like the Joneses? No, Ray,
they're called the abernath I know.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I'm not like Jerry Jones. I'm not going to promise
that double the nil money for any recruit that comes
to Arkansas. He said, any kids that we're gonna go
to Kentucky, if they come to Arkansas, I'll double it.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, there you go, and they're back in the news
just like I said, Calipari and Arkansas a leaving my
TV for three sixty five and that's three sixty five
days around the moon man. But one worried about it.
Right eclips here Moon sun Earth.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
But once again, it doesn't matter. Calipari could always recruit.
He wasn't even have rob recruiting. It's about coaching. So fine,
paying all the money I had to get him to
go to Little Rock.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a great point. Ain't nobody going to that?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
A lot of people go because Calipari is there and
the money's there.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
It's in a little rock. It's Fayetville, tricked your ass. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Now maybe they're going to a little Rock for a scrimmage.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
You're not the sports due.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yes, I wasn't paying attention. I was too bad talking
about the expos.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So, oh, this is gonna be I'm gonna make sure
I tag all our can Canada stations. Yeah, this episode's
gonna be huge in Canada.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's gonna be awesome. So then we're at the house
and they're just running around, they're still partying. Then here
comes the two year old. He goes, where's my shirt?
And I've never seen someone looks so depressed.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Speak up, kid, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I've never seen a kid be that hurt.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
In my life. Dirt, there you go, take the shirt
right off of my back. Take that because he doesn't
have one. What color is the shirt? Man? It's blue
and red. Okay, go get him one it he will.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I got online. I started trying to find a
new one, trying to find one I can order, like
a baseball jersey.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, they're all gonna say gallarag on them.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Fifty dollars. Fifty dollars. I ain't paying that. So I
emailed the league. I said, hey, got the jerseys. Kids
were so excited. Unfortunately, my two year old was really sad.
Do you happen to have an extra exposed jersey or
do you have the company I can order one?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
And do you have bras for the wife?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
And she replied, oh, sorry, I don't see any extras,
but I'll try to get you that information about who
we get the jerseys from. I'm like, all right, great,
Oh it was an email. Yeah. Then they're like, hey,
can we call granny and grandpa? Can we call granny
and grandpa so we can show them our jerseys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, I don't have any more minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
So well, we FaceTime granny and grandpa show them the jerseys.
Then we got to call Dedean Granddad show them the jerseys,
and Granddad text and goes, the two year old looks
really sad when you guys are.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Showing the jerseys. Pull him off the face, and I said,
it's making my wife sad. I know, I know. What
did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, I didn't realize it would resonate that much.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
With a two year old, Hey, your brothers get something cool,
you know, ah boys.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I didn't think he would know. I mean, I didn't
think he would care or notice at two years old
that they're wearing baseball jersey.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well, not only did he care and notice, he also said, wait,
Mike dotyoot, I ain't hear you speak up? Kid? The
hell are you saying?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And that's when I got the email, oh from another
one one of the parents that said, hey, we actually
signed our kid up for coach pitch. I don't know
how our name got on your email list, So my
son Drexler will not be on your team. They got
(42:43):
a divorce, no, so that they accidentally put Drexler on
my roster, and Drexler was supposed to being coach pitch
not in T ball.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh, Drexler caught gambling.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
They didn't say he was banned from the league for life.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
He did lose all his milk money, though, so they're
investigating it.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
So I did walk over that bag and there was
a Drexler jersey. The scheot two year old is Drexler.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
It's just because he can't read.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
No, because the kid's not on the team. So we
had an extra jersey, so he gets to wear a jersey.
So he gets a jersey and a hat. Dude wears
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Wait until the brothers tell him that it says Drexler
on the back. Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
We take pictures and it's like box box Drexler everywhere
we go.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Don't ask your mom, dude, actually ask your mom.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That first night, all three of them, does he look
like you? Yeah, all three of them slept in their jersey.
The five year old dad, can I leave my hat
in my bed so I know where it is in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, three jerseys, lingerie boys. This is what I call it.
Saay night.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
He slept in that jersey. Next morning, put that hat
on to eat breakfast, but no more wearing the jersey
because he doesn't want to get it dirty.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Man, just like his dad.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
The emotion of freaking put in Jersey day, Jersey day,
Jersey Day. So boys and girls look out because the
expos are coming. We're coming and we're taking names and
we're kicking ass and we're excited.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
We're gonna do a memorabilia break with a jersey.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
No, we're not gonna do that. All right, that's it,
that's all I hedded for it.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
No. I didn't even do a video. Man, Oh well,
now we got nothing to video. What did I tell you?
The god and prophecy of Brandon O'Brien, you gotta do
videos every single weekday. What we did? None?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Whose fault is that?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And guess what I told you? Damn two thousand views
on youtubeer missing? They came up found really fuck yeah, dude,
I woke up. It was nine hundred. I was like, hell, no,
I knew you heard about four thousand on that sucker.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Really it came back? Yes, how does that happen?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It was at two point six million thousand. I go
to bed, wake up, it's at nine hundred. I said, wtf?
I lose a bet And the day got worse I
kept digging it once I was rock bottom, and then
they came back in a in a week. It took him.
But now we're close to four thousand on that video.
Not bad, Yeah, but now we need another video.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, hey, someone's that justice for the sore losers, give
them back their views. That was Miguel Vellavola seven sixty
sixty seven on YouTube. Yeah, comment and all right, have
a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Ray. Why don't we video me getting hit by a car?
That's a million views? You know how? You know how
when we pull out of the parking garage, how cars
are going to eighty Yeah, all it takes is one shoulder.
You can veer off to the right. We get that video.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Alright, let's go outside, tryump.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
We're out, alright, I got it a bed.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
M N.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Ray, let's just record this and call it the Post Show.
You're an idiot, You're an idiot.
I'd you sleep last night? What are you doing this weekend? Man?
Happy summer? I'll spring break? Prom season? Is it prom season? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It his prom season? I've been seeing posts on Facebook about, Oh,
this kid's going to prom or this is a prom
post malone?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Post shit?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What are you talking about? Post malone?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You said you've been seeing post that's what his friends
call him post.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, all right, I no, no, no, I meant I
saw people posting on Facebook. Ah, my niece is going
to prom this weekend. Cool?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah? What about dad's posting their daughter's picture on Instagram?
What What do you think about parents posting their their
kid on Instagram in their prom dress?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Random question?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you have a problem with it?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If they say the kid's hot?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What are you talking about? No one says my kid
is hot.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I saw a post like that one you did, not
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What did it say?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look at my beautiful daughter.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's not the same thing as hot ray everybody tells
their daughter they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But yeah, I usually don't see these people's kids until
it's prom season, and then I get a lot of
dress pictures up on the feed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah I don't. I mean, I'm just saying it's prom seasons, like, oh,
your parents are so proud of you going to prom.
Great congratulations, And I'm like, dang, I remember a prom?
I mean, what years is now? I'm forty two, so gosh,
my problem was twenty five years ago. Ray a debut,
twenty five years since I went to prom, Sandy Hawkins,
(01:43):
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, there's it's all about time's weird like that. That
sounds very old. But when you think about how long
we've been in Nashville, it seems as though it's been
thirty years. We've been here, ten years, eleven years, eleven years,
that seems about right. Pandemic seems forever ago, dude, that
(02:05):
seems like a different life.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It does seem like a different life. And those years
have all faded together, like the last four or five
years have all faded together. And I'm not sure what
year what happened, Like I don't know exactly, Like I
know the pandemic started in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Correct, March was right after the tornado.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, the only reason I know that is because my
second son was born ten days later Tornado a couple
weeks after that. Pandemic. DEMI yep, it was a Bam
bam bam crash course Corona novel virus. Let's start the show.
I mean we're talking about absolutely nothing. You started it
being weird about talking about all they're hot. I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh, Skip Dayless is back on TV.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, he looks old man.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Paul Pierce is back on TV. Didn't know that last
time he went live with some strippers and blow.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't know if there was blow. I know there
were strippers.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Blow your nose. Oh clean x, Cleen NX. Yeah, Arnold,
are you here today?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yip? Siry Ray is off his rocker today.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Dude on the big Sure, I don't talk for four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So you just come out yelling random stuff?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I haven't making no sense.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, sometimes if you don't talk sometimes I remember my mother.
My mother would say I didn't talk to anybody all
day when we would come home from school. And it's
a thing sometimes people just don't talk to anybody. If
I go five hours, I haven't the piece together a
thought yet. Get off my nuts, Okay, I will get
off right.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I was never on, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The ride is ended.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Please exit to the left, dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, Arnold, you're gonna get over here, ye sir.
Me and I we were kissing. All right, that's enough.
Not during the show. It is a fry, ye though,
I don't care if you get a little neck. All right,
we're gonna do it live, Arnold, get over here. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We oh the one too, so loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Genius, y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with Baser, my wife. We do have a farmer ranch.
We just got it mode for the first time. Three
acres only charged me sixty dollars. I'll be hot. Damn.
That's a great deal, i'd say in the state of Tennessee. Man,
that grass was luscious, thick. It was a jungle. By god,
it was green, and it was a lot and he
(04:52):
did a great job. We got lines and I draw design.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Did he like put like a face in the field.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, it's really just right now, oh right straight, that's
new today and it look good. So that's it, man,
Happy weekend, fry yay, good day. Aya over to you Man.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I had your nightmare scenario, Ray. I watched it unfold
in a parking lot. Two dudes, no chicks, Nope, parking
situation gone awry, and I sat there. I observed it
the whole time and was like, Ray would be having
a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm guessing parking charging in a tow truck. There was
no tow truck, but there was only four. It was
a little parking lot. It's like where you get your
to go food and then everyone else is supposed to
park across the street in a parking lot whatever. Oh,
similar to.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Buck kind of like buck box.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It's a little place where you can sit outside and eat.
And so we're sitting there eating and there's four cars
that are parking the to go like parking spots.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, this is a good pork missile. Now I wasn't
a pork missile. It was foe foe fah No, you're
trying to say, no, there's like a bull of noodles
and chicken. Yeah no, that's pronounced Okay. Well, anyway, we're
sitting there. I was having a little bit up and.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So there's four cars kind of park, you know, like
Diagono in their spots, and another uber. Each driver or
whatever comes up and he parks straight ahead. So he's
behind the four cars nightmare and he's in a big
truck nightmare start and it's like, Okay, this is where
it's gonna get.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Harry, this is it because there's a backer outer. There's
gonna be a backer outer, right, don't be a chimer
in her.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And then someone parks behind the truck deep and I'm like,
oh no, this is so bad. So the guy in
the truck comes back and he's like, who's freaking car
is this? Whose car is this?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
What did you say? Wife? Kids? Who's there? No me?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wife, kids? And random friendom no, no, no friends.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Just us. You always have these people we don't know about.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, I'm going to dinner with some neighbors tonight. We're
gonna go eat and sit on a patio and let
the kids run around.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Some neighbors I've never gone to dinner with, so we
will see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Little Wayne Squire, what in the world is he doing?
This show just gets These are people back from the dead.
The skip got canceled. I thought Paul Pierce could never
be on television again after his Instagram live and Lil
Wayne is breaking down the NBA playoffs.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I didn't know that, but anyway, So as that car
is behind it, he finally comes and guy's like, hey,
you're behind me. I can't get out. So the car
goes okay, moves forward and parks to the left of
the truck. So now it's even closer to the four
cars that are parked in the spots.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, and parking's at a premium in National.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So then the truck starts to back up, another ruber
driver whips in there. So a four parking spot parking
lot now has seven calls in it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, there's not enough parking in the city. So somebody's
got a sidewalk it, or go around the block, or
a person just doesn't get their food.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Big truck is sitting there going get the out of
the way, get the out of the way, and so
the guy backs up, the truck gets out, and so
he pulls up next to the car. So there's two
cars facing north and four cars pointing east.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, yes, north, that explains it, and just description okay,
parallel purpin dick. Right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So one of the guys that's parked east is trying
to back up purple Dick, but he's gonna hit the
car behind him.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Because they're purple.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And he's looking out the window and he gets out
and goes, hey, man. The guy was like, I'll direct you.
I'll direct you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, you won't HiT's my car. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So he gets back in his car and he starts
backing up, backing up, but I mean there might be
inches to spare. Yeah, he is gonna. I mean, they're
gonna scrap.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I know the spot you're talking now, And.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
He starts backing hits it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, I know. We used to go there.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And so he gets to about an inch from that
car and he gets out and he goes and he
looks at it and he's talking to the guy. He's like,
you're just gonna have to move. You're gonna have to move.
And the guy's like, I mean, it would have taken
It would have been quicker for the guy to back up.
Let the guy back out. He could have pulled in,
got the food he's supposed to go deliver, and be gone,
(09:21):
But instead he is sitting there for five minutes trying
to guide him out of the spot. The time management
was absolutely horrendous, and I could see you having a
heart attack with all these cars trying to park in
four spots. So finally the uber drivers like, I'll move,
and he goes it's about f in time you move,
(09:43):
and the guy gets in the car slams his door.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's about fun time, kids, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What He burst it out and peels out of there.
The uber driver pulls in.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thought we were.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Gonna have a fight. And I was like, this is
Ray's nightmare parking scenario. I probably didn't even describe it
well enough.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Kids. Lucky you know, oh you described it great. I
couldn't understand exhaust. I'll not another soccer stadium, no, for
the love of God, No, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Car car, car, car, And then cars parked like this.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ray, there's mayonnaise and mustard.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You know, there was cars parked here, and then they
parked behind them like that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Where's the salt shaker.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Salt shaker was right here on my table. Never mind, whatever,
the kids eat your yogurt, your parvai. It was just
it was hilarious to watch. I thought I was gonna
see a fight over parking.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Dude. I can't believe you brought a parking story. Mine
isn't even a story. But I drove to CVS, remember
that one. Yeah, there used to be parking right up there.
There was none. I go to the lower deck. None.
I go back to the top deck. I had to
sit there until somebody left CVS so I could pull
into a spot. School must be in session at Vanderbilt,
no idea. Then I go to my ATM. Okay, gotta
(10:54):
get some cash out. I want to be cash heavy.
I'm gonna I like to roll the weekends with some
cash in my pocket. Okay, and so Bro, you can't
even make a left into my bank into Regions. So
I had to go through the light acting like I
was going on to four forty four to four whatever
it's called. Then uie in the middle of the road
back to Regions so I could then make a right
in the ATM. Parking situation number two, parking situation number three.
(11:16):
I go to my place on West End? What was it?
That was the third one? What was the fourth one?
There was a second one? Was it this parking garage?
Did somebody steal my parking spot? Squall? I swear there's
the gas that's what it was. So here's what it is.
There was CBS, there was Regions. Then I pull into Sitko.
(11:38):
All I want is gas in my car. I'm a
working American. I can afford gas to put in my vehicle. Okay,
I pull in. I circle the pumps ten times. There's
no gas. Everybody's parked in there. There was a couple
of pumps. One had a I think the homeless guy
with a car pulled in and he was just sleeping
(11:58):
into one of the busiest gas stations in Nashville. So
I'm not gonna knock on his window and tell him
to move. And then I suspect some of the other
workers driving an escalade just parked into a gas pump
and it served as a parking spot for him because
nobody kept coming to the car. It just sat there
for ten minutes, which is totally uncalled for in a
highly fireable offense. I could have reported them, but I
(12:20):
couldn't get gas, so then I had to wait all
the way until I got my hometown, Eureka, and then
I was able to get gas in Eureka.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So it really wasn't important for you to get gas
right then. You just felt the need if you could
drive all the way to Eureka. You weren't really that low.
Oh no, no, it was low, bro. I had the
light on the entire drive. I was panicking all because
of the gas station. You couldn't get in to get
a pump.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then also they decided to deliver ice, soda, snacks, chips, corn,
cotton candy at noon. Probably not the best time if
you're a delivery guy. Maybe schedule that at six am
or six pm. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
They probably had other deliveries at six am. You had
to understand that there's a route that they have to
go by, and no matter what, at least one gas
station is going to be the noon drop off. So
I'm sorry it was unfortunately the one you were at,
But he can't be at every gas station at six am.
You drove down West End, have I Yeah, yeah, the
Smoothie King ass ripped out of it doesn't even exist anymore.
(13:19):
There was a Smoothie King.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, it was kind of in the middle there the
football stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh yeah, the Smoothie King they tore down.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Correct, Remember the football stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There's a road, Yeah it's closed.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, that road's now a dirt road, just like aal
Dean sings about. But we can't play the clip.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
But my question is that whole road is fenced off, right, Yeah,
you can't even get in there. So why does that
light still work? They still have They have the entire
road blocked off. It is dug out the fences around
it because they're expanding the Vanderbilt Football Stadium.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Go Voles, what is it? Dorham? Dorham, Dickham, what is it?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anchor dick Oh my gosh, this dude, I don't know
what the hell is going on on this Friday's podcast.
He is I mean, this is so bananas. There is
nothing we can talk about because he is all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But I've tried to go for the ratings.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Man, I drive that stop light and I'm like, I
do not understand why this is not just continuously green
because there's no one that's coming off that street, So
you don't need to have a rotation of where you're
gonna have a red light and a green light. It
should never be on. It's not open. The street is closed.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Thought the exact same thing are light out here at
work on Music Row? It doesn't need to be working
at one am. That's why I run it every time
there's a light near where I live. Doesn't need to
be running it noon and midnight when I'm going noon
it does. I take that back midnight, it doesn't need.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
To be running no midnight. I disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I run that light every time I'm not sitting in
a red light when it's not necessary.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I get it. If you pull up, you stop, and
maybe it should be a blinking red light where you
can stop, look both ways and go. But it needs
it like that one at the coming on to music Row. Definitely,
because that's blind right, you can't see. You can't just
have it green. You know what I'm saying to.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hear that city? Refix that man, fix us picture your government. Man.
I don't know who you voted for, but fix this shit.
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I have not like Ray.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
This is gonna be a Ratings banansa ray You're gold.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, people are gonna be like, what in the hell
are we doing? Like this podcast is all? Is there
something wrong?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
No? I literally all week I've listened to bones, Eddie,
You and Amy. I Sometimes I forget my personality. So
I'm now so.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Right now you're trying to figure out who you are.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Relearning my personality.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you're like someone who's been in the car. Right,
there's relearning how to walk.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, terrible analogy. Let's go with it. Ray, somebody that
just got eaten by an alligator. Let's use that as
an alligator analogy.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
All Right, we're gonna we're gonna take a break. I'm
gonna let Ray and get his thoughts together because he
has not had one clear thought since we started, and
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Come on, Ray, give me a bank. Ray, are you
on ascid?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'm wondering if you're on something. I have no idea.
I can't tell. I don't know the truth of the matter.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
But whatever, dude, this is my favorite part of the day.
I don't work on interviews. I work on the big shows.
This is the most enjoyment I've had for eight hours
of my day. I don't understand what it's hard to
understand about that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, No, I understand enjoying it. I just don't even know
what's coming out.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't know. And it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I can't follow you. It's Friday. Yeah, play in tonight
final playoff spots. Yaybody's hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Everybody's hurt. Yeah, it hurt without Zion. You gotta think
Pelicans actually surprisingly as good as their home bases. They
play bad at home, they play better on the road.
It's a weird one where you would almost go Kings.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Not almost. I'm I'm I'm taking the Kings.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm just picking them in my head, like I don't
see how you win without Zion.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I ain't betting an individual.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I'm not betting. I'm just saying watching wise, Kings are
gonna play who the who's the number one?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Scene?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
The Warriors? No, not the Warriors. They're out.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, the Thunder Thunder but anyway, Thunder number one? Yeah,
and Nuggets got two or something.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, Thunder are one, Nuggets are two, t Wolves are three.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Who you think is finals? Cel?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I mean, if the Celtics don't make the finals, it's
an absolute choke job.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Travisy Reyes sham.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, no really, if they do not make the finals,
it's an absolute choke job.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I got my map out here, so.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Last year we slept on the Nuggets. They were the
number Do they play who? It's all white?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Celtics play a blank square.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, they play the winner of the Heat and Bowls game.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, yeah, the East is uh is very easy.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, it's garbage, as I like to.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Say to your rash. Yeah, so I would say Celtics
really should go to the finals and then the only trouble,
I mean, Nuggets. You gotta think there's gonna be something
weird with the Sons or the Wolf whoever comes out
of that game.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
The Sons and Clippers are the only ones I think
they can give. I mean, we're sleeping on the thunder
because we slept on that.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The number one seed last year was the Nuggets. Who
do they have besides egregious Alexander Josh Giddy. They got
Jason will Williams. They got two of them. Yeah Giddy
he's dating a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No he was not, He's not allegedly he was. That was, yes,
But they have a squat. They got the both the
Jason Williams. They got Dort Defender. I mean he can shoot,
he shoots a three every once in a while. But
I mean they're just loaded with talent.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Gotta be real, I haven't really seen him this year.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Because they're under the radar, because no one talks about
him because they're in Oklahoma City, and you're thinking, and
you look at it and you're like, good god, how
much of a fleece job? They got SGA and five
thousand draft picks for Paul George? Who's better off? Who
is better off the Thunder?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Not a handover fist? Who's then they've been playing Clippers
have been playing good ball and playing well together.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I understand, but they've won nothing. Their window is I mean,
if it's not closed, it's very close to closed. The
Thunder are just starting. SGA is just coming into his prime.
They are phenomenal. They won that trade one hundred times.
So I'm gonna take the Nuggets versus Celtics.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
In the finals. Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Why is that terrible?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I mean I have Nugget, Celtics and Vegas says Celtics.
I just don't think I combined of Neeltics. Hey, And
the only bet that there is the bet you can't
pick a winner. If you want to, you go Nuggets
three times your money, Celtics one and a half times
your money. You can do a bet where you don't
have to pick the winner. It just has to be
(20:12):
Nuggets and Celtics two times your money. No winner, just
who makes it to the finals. I like that one
because you don't have to pick it. I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
We that's the problem if we're both picking it, if
we're both saying it. But but the it's only too obviously.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, no, no, no, we said that about the Yukon you
can't go back to back. We just need to be
on record saying that you can't. Golden Knights, the Vegas Aces,
the Chiefs, and the Yukons.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But Vegas Knines have not gone back to back.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They're going to because they're gonna say that for NHL,
and we.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Can't go back to back. The Chiefs did it, the
Aces did it, so there's no way the Nuggets can
do it. We cannot.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
There is no chance, no chance that four major go
back to back.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Go back to back in the same year.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
There is nowhere we're on record. We've already uh, we've
like freaking uh was tainted and just absolutely just tore
apart all audio saying that no team will ever go
back to back. But it's happened every single time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
We say it is so hard to go back to back.
Butt there, you can't do it. Jean de Porter already
bet on the Nuggets laugh track.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That was the guy accused of betting.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, accused, not accused.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He did he did it. Whoa, whoa, whoa man. And
it's uh with the NBA, with the with how that
goes east is so easy. The only risky thing is
with the Nuggets. I mean the Celtics now that they
picked up the Unicorn and you gotta unicorn is so good.
They got holiday right. Yeah, that's just a solid squad.
(21:53):
He has a little bit of injury with the knee
and he's fine. That's just a squatty a Horford off
the bench. He's in a wheelchair though. He got him
a ramp into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's pretty damn old.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And the Nuggets they're a team with two They got
two levels because you got them. The Reggie Jackson's on
the bench. You got another bron guy, some guy you
know he all of them from Christian Brown, somebody from Kansas. Yeah,
they're deep. I was gonna say from your place. I
wasn't for sure. Yeah, And his brother played on our
team this year at Parker. He was terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
He is not anywhere near his his brother and I
don't know why he was on our team. But the
Kansas Jayhawks are loaded.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You guys got by who in five four one? You
got it just in time. No, I knew that. You
need to see if you're a true fan, who the
falls lose to the Vault five? No, I gotta do it?
Four three? Prude do? It's tough to count and talk perdue?
Was it? Yeah? That's the game?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, I think they lost the Purdue.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Made it to the Elite eight in a while. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Did they lose to Purdue?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah? I watched the whole game on a Sunday. It
was sad. Baser said one hundred times. It's just not
fair that that guy's tall. There should be some sort
of rule where he has to or where the refs
don't call it exactly the same, just because some of
the stuff he gets away with, which I kind of
saw her angle on that. What excuse me?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You're you're gonna punish him for being big, not punish No, no,
if you're not gonna call it the same, what do
you mean you want to make special rules because a
different sized player.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Because to get up to his level, you have to
make some more aggressive moves to where it you maybe
can get You should be able to climb on his
back because he's taller than you, not that you should
just be able to do a little bit more, just
even it out, like what grab him a little bit?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
So what about the short people, like like, uh, muggsy bogues,
what special rules should he have? Everybody has to clear
out of the way because he's short.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
No, it's just that you're closer to the goal. It
would be a soccer player with a ten foot leg,
not the third leg. It would be a football player.
It's closer to the end zone. Every time a tall
basketball player is closer to the goal. It's unlike any
other sport where your height makes you closer to the objective.
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And we rest our case. We developed that theory on
a random Sunday in the country. Thank you, We'll hang
up and listen from the country. This next gen freezes too.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
That's interesting. I never thought of having special rules because
if someone's bigger or smaller, so he's like Aaron Judge,
should he gets special rules.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Because it, for the most part.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Because he has a bigger strike zone. Because he's a
bigger human.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He does have a bigger strike zone. Isn't that weird?
I just think it's tough to compare and contrast and
compare and contrast because it's just in basketball, it's only
ten feet, so that you're taller makes you closer to
that ten feet. It's unlike any other sport.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's interesting. I didn't even I'm I mean, I've never
thought because Shaq was bigger, you should be able to
jump on him.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I mean jump on him. Can just can?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I mean I feel like sha did get I mean,
people beat the crap out of Shack and they wouldn't
call it because he was so big.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Right, Yeah, the refs you know Donneghee back in the day,
you know, you know, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Who you're talking about. He's the one that fixed games. Yeah,
but no, no, I think that means the Nuggets can't go.
So who out of the West is going to go?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well? I took my picture this morning because it's so
damn confusing with these playing games. But I can break
it down each one. You got Thunder, Who the hell
are they gonna play sack Town? Yeah, they would play Sacramento.
That's a thunder win that. Dallas and the Clippers, that's
a toss up. That's a great screens see Dallas winning that.
(25:49):
That's the series of all series in the first round
because Lucas seems to play better in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Ball House Kawhi's knee, I don't know, has it been
hurting he's been sitting on that bench.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Sons in Minnesota, I think we're thinking too much into
that one. Sons just weren't great this year. I followed
them all division trying to win it. They didn't even
come close. Minnesota who is their scorers?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Conley?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Who is it? No?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Minnesota has Anthony Edwards, Karl Anthony Towns.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay Towns just never does it big. There's those memes
where he waves the crowd like he's retiring, but he's
just leaving the playoffs again. So I mean, I just
think that series ends up being in nothing. It's either OKC,
Dallas or the Nuggets. Nuggets then have a breeze all
the way until the Western Conference Finals, and the Thunder
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will beat up either the Clippers or Dallas, and so
then the Nuggets are gonna have a breeze until they play,
say the Thunder and there you go. All you gotta
do is beat the Thunder in seven games. I think
the Nuggets can do it. They got a bench, they
gotta so give me the Nuggets and we don't even
need to go to the East. I mean, the Celtics
play either the Bulls or the Heat.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Right, Yeah, and without Jimmy Butler.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Jimmy Buckets Cleveland and that.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, let me tell you, let me tell you a series.
I don't want to watch Cleveland versus the Magic. Don't
give a crown.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
The Bucks all right, because.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
He is Yeah, how long they said, at least the
first couple of games of the series.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh that's that's bad. The Bucks and Pacers. Pacers got
who Turner ty rees he balls uh Nicks and Sixers
that'll be a good nick.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
No Sixers win that he's and em beads back now,
em beads back and freaking Julius randalls out. It's all
about the Sixers winning.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Four, Maxie and mb that's a Tobias Harris. Yeah, but
he sucks. Yeah, he can get you ten. One time
he randomly got like thirty points three times in a
row this year.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's when somebody he told someone to bet the over on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, we refer everything to betting. But yeah, I mean
it's it's it's really just gonna a walk for Boston.
We just broke down the NBA playoffs in about two minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Now, that was about thirty minutes of absolute garbage talk.
But so we are sticking. I'm gonna I'm switching it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Go Thunder no Boston to cover our bases, and I
go Nuggets Boston. No.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Eh, Denard can't get back there, right, But I'm not
picking a winner. I love Denver, they are so good,
but they can't go back to back. So there has
to be something has to give, something has to be different.
So give me bro, Bro, this isn't March madness. If
you're filling this bracket out the way you do that
one in one game is the March madness. This crap
(28:38):
seven game series. The best teams always win a seven
game series.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Crap can't happen. There can't be random shots because if
there is wild then the series will be four to one.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Telling you, dude, does Phoenix have enough?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No? I follow them all year. Durant's oldest ball. You
would think Durant, Beale and Booker, Dude, they suck.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They defensively, I don't know if they're good enough.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It should have never gotten rid of date Dayton d
eighton oh Man.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But I like nic you're down low.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
That's just they're just not They're they're outside shooting. Booker,
I guess we've just seen he's just not a proven
winner in the playoffs. They had a better team three
years ago, two years right after the pandemic, and they sold.
They had a great team younger. This is an older
Kadie Durantula.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But he's so good and they win. I don't think
the Clippers can win because I mean, one of the
three is gonna get hurt. Paul George Kawhi Leonard or
James Harden will be hurt.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
There. I don't think they can win it. Then it's Dallas.
It's gonna be a Dallas.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I like Dallas. Dallas's team. Man, am I ready to
put them in the NBA Finals. You can't.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You can't against a well rounded team that they're gonna
get past the Nuggets. They're two levels deep. Look at
the Nuggets line. I mean, I love Maul. Murray's been showing.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Jamal Murray is.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
So probablys been chilling on the beach for two months.
He's the most well rested player in the league right now.
They're ready to make a run. It has to be
something different doesn't have to be it does. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's why it's gonna be the Phoenix Suns.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Now, dude, you're gonna be You might be in trouble.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
First round against Minnesota, Phoenix versus the Celtics. Celtics win
the title.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Celtics are your champs.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
All right, Well I got nuggets. I got Celtics nuggets
just like Vegas. I'm going chalk, but give me nuggets.
Nuggets win it all. Yeah? Back to back, Yeah, you
can't go back to back. We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Have you ever what what recently in your life has
given you the most amazing like wow moment? Like this
is something so freaking cool?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh? Sporting event? Concert? Say concert?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Probably because I told you I signed up the boys
for T ball and I was going to be the coach.
And we are being named the Expos, so we are
the Expos. And it was Jersey pickup day, Ray, not
my country. It was jersey pickup day. And the boys like, Dad, Dad, Dad,
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can we come with you to pick up the jerseys?
And I'm like, get in the car, boys.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Let's go. We're going to Zazel.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So we got in the car, buckled them in their seats,
turned it on, and we drove windows down. Said boys,
we're going to get your baseball jerseys. And they're yelling,
go expos, go expos, Go expos, go expos.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
The entire way to the ballpark doesn't even exist.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The entire way. They're screaming it. And we pull up
to their field where they said they're gonna be on
the picnic table. Look for the people on the picnic
table with the jerseys, and there's.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
No one there.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well timed, and I look back at the email and
it says between four and six pm.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's parents running in nine different directions at its finest.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And I'm like, well, it's four forty five. They should
be here. Oh, I have to go to the big field,
not the little field.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Back in the car, boys, boys, there was a tactical
area by your dad. Get back to him in here, drive.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
A little bit, Go expos, go expos. We get out there.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They are.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The picnic table with a bunch of boxes and bags
waiting for people to come pick up their jerseys.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Who's there waiting somebody from Zazzle or who is it? Ah?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
There was a man and a woman. Don't know him,
never seen him. They'd married, don't know Ah, didn't catch
their names Ray.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And you must be my extra large Come here, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
They said, oh, what team are you? And I said,
I'm the and I hear kids yell it. I don't
even get to tell them more that exposure. How do
you know Zelensky? How do you know Zelensky?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Worry about it?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Dude, you're watching Survivor. No, his name was Jelensky. Are
you really watching Survivor?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I was trying to name the Prime Minister of Canada.
Is the Exposer Canadian? Got it? But it's definitely not Zelensky.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, I think it's true though, that's who it is. Anyway,
back to the story. So they're like, oh, you're the
expos How exciting. They hand me the bag. It's got
the jerseys. They hand me a sleeve of hats.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You got the bag?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Man got the bag and my boys are like, dada, dada,
can we traw our jersey on right now? Can we
put the jersey on right now? And I'm like, yeah,
let's see, what what number do you want? And I
pull it out of the bag has their names on the.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Back of them. So the numbers already picked for him,
already picked for him, and so interesting. Why would they
at the level of upper upper upper parenting, why would
that not have been a choice of number. They don't
know their numbers very well.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
They don't really care about numbers. They're just excited to
have a jersey. And when I'm first going through the bag,
it's last names. So I pull out the first jersey.
I'm like, I don't have a Jackson on my team.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh, that's Connor, that's Jackson Holiday. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
But then I pull out the next name and it's
like Abernathy. I'm like, we don't have an Abernathy guy
for the Cardinals, right, he was great. It's when I
realized that it's last names. So I go through the jersey.
Still not my kids. Still not my kids.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
All year, you've just been calling them. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
So I get to number eleven, Come marry a little shit,
and it says box and my five year old's like,
that's the one I want. That's our name. That's our name,
that's my jersey. That's my jersey, and he rips off
his sho hurt flings it. I'm like, Bud, why don't
you just hand it to me, and he.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Puts that jersey.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
He puts that jersey on, and he's just going, I'm
number eleven, I'm number eleven. Next one out of the bag,
Brady's number number twelve. There it is box the second
box Boy. And my four year old's like, Dada, is
that my jersey? Is that my jersey? Is that my dadda?
Can I put it on right now? Rips off the shirt,
(35:32):
puts that jersey on, Dada? Can we have our hat?
Let us have our hat, Dada.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
It's called a lid.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
They take their hats, they put them on.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Were they a little crooked they put them?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They put them crook in and they had it way
too big so it almost covers their eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Hey, you know now they all got pants, sagging, hat sideways,
gold chains on. What's up? Boys? They are going bananas?
Where's Dad's triple XL?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I am sitting there and they just take off running
around the bases. No, just around like on the outside
of the field, going expos expo, expose, And.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I mean, you guys are all smoke man.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I am just like this moment in history, this is
the great Like they may not turn out to be
Major League baseball players, or they could this is the start,
this is the start of their baseball journey. Where is
it gonna lead them? I have no idea, but the
pure excitement.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's gonna lead them to hate their dad.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The pure excitement that they had from slipping on the
jersey for the first time.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, was incredible. Never forget it. What about the man
and woman there? What were they doing this.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
While they were just like I guess they're pretty excited.
Huh are they high? No, they weren't high. And I
was like yeah, and they're like pretty neat first time playing.
I was like, first time playing.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
They're like, oh they played in the world.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Well they could have played t ball last year.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh got it? And they are running.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Then they come back over the table like Dad, out
the exposed one, the exposed one. And I'm like what.
He goes like, yeah, we just scored five points.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'll be sure to tell him the first game.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And I'm like all right, and he's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
So excited. Let Dad go get us a run.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
So then they're like, Dad, did you get a shirt?
Did you get a shirt? And I look in there
in the bottom of the bag, says coach Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's our merch.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
And I'm number ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's merch idea. And they're like, our merch is gonna say,
Coach ninety nine, they're gonna get your jersey.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
They should and we're gonna sell merch. And my boys
are like, Dad, I put your jersey on. Put your
jersey on.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Let me take my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So in front of that man and woman, I peeled
my shirt off, I put the jersey on.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'll what the pied Apple.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And they're like, Dad, I take our picture. Take our picture.
So I took a picture of them, and then they're
like, all right, take a picture of all of his family.
Photo took a picture of us. I'm not very good
at the selfie, and the woman's like, do you want
me to take it for you. I'm like, oh, would
you do that? Take a picture. So we get in
the car and we're heading back and they're like, oh,
I can't wait to show mom. She's not gonna believe
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that we got our jerseys. And I'm like, well, we
just told her we're going to get the jersey, so
I think she's gonna believe we got the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Hold your excitement. Dad's going to the beer store.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
And we go and we go home and they are
just amped and they're running around the house in their jerseys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Oh it's continued, dude, Dude, when was the last time
you got these kid new clothes?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Man, I don't ever buy new clothes. My two year
old has never had a new shirt.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
He wears the clothes that his older brothers wore.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's why I was excited for the clothing.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
My two year old does not know what a new
clothes and what new clothes means.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
You see this day one sweat your rays what he's
gonna wear when he's twenty pretty much.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I mean, my poor two year old has no idea
what new clothes are and that's probably bad parenting.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
To each his own. Who gives a rip? Man, what
are you trying to be like the Joneses? No, Ray,
they're called the abernath I know.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I'm not like Jerry Jones. I'm not going to promise
that double the nil money for any recruit that comes
to Arkansas. He said, any kids that we're gonna go
to Kentucky, if they come to Arkansas, I'll double it.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, there you go, and they're back in the news
just like I said, Calipari and Arkansas a leaving my
TV for three sixty five and that's three sixty five
days around the moon man. But one worried about it.
Right eclips here Moon sun Earth.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
But once again, it doesn't matter. Calipari could always recruit.
He wasn't even have rob recruiting. It's about coaching. So fine,
paying all the money I had to get him to
go to Little Rock.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a great point. Ain't nobody going to that?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
A lot of people go because Calipari is there and
the money's there.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
It's in a little rock. It's Fayetville, tricked your ass. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Now maybe they're going to a little Rock for a scrimmage.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
You're not the sports due.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yes, I wasn't paying attention. I was too bad talking
about the expos.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
So, oh, this is gonna be I'm gonna make sure
I tag all our can Canada stations. Yeah, this episode's
gonna be huge in Canada.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's gonna be awesome. So then we're at the house
and they're just running around, they're still partying. Then here
comes the two year old. He goes, where's my shirt?
And I've never seen someone looks so depressed.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Speak up, kid, what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I've never seen a kid be that hurt.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
In my life. Dirt, there you go, take the shirt
right off of my back. Take that because he doesn't
have one. What color is the shirt? Man? It's blue
and red. Okay, go get him one it he will.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So I got online. I started trying to find a
new one, trying to find one I can order, like
a baseball jersey.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, they're all gonna say gallarag on them.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Fifty dollars. Fifty dollars. I ain't paying that. So I
emailed the league. I said, hey, got the jerseys. Kids
were so excited. Unfortunately, my two year old was really sad.
Do you happen to have an extra exposed jersey or
do you have the company I can order one?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
And do you have bras for the wife?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
And she replied, oh, sorry, I don't see any extras,
but I'll try to get you that information about who
we get the jerseys from. I'm like, all right, great,
Oh it was an email. Yeah. Then they're like, hey,
can we call granny and grandpa? Can we call granny
and grandpa so we can show them our jerseys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, I don't have any more minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
So well, we FaceTime granny and grandpa show them the jerseys.
Then we got to call Dedean Granddad show them the jerseys,
and Granddad text and goes, the two year old looks
really sad when you guys are.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Showing the jerseys. Pull him off the face, and I said,
it's making my wife sad. I know, I know. What
did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, I didn't realize it would resonate that much.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
With a two year old, Hey, your brothers get something cool,
you know, ah boys.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I didn't think he would know. I mean, I didn't
think he would care or notice at two years old
that they're wearing baseball jersey.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well, not only did he care and notice, he also said, wait,
Mike dotyoot, I ain't hear you speak up? Kid? The
hell are you saying?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And that's when I got the email, oh from another
one one of the parents that said, hey, we actually
signed our kid up for coach pitch. I don't know
how our name got on your email list, So my
son Drexler will not be on your team. They got
(42:43):
a divorce, no, so that they accidentally put Drexler on
my roster, and Drexler was supposed to being coach pitch
not in T ball.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh, Drexler caught gambling.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
They didn't say he was banned from the league for life.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
He did lose all his milk money, though, so they're
investigating it.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
So I did walk over that bag and there was
a Drexler jersey. The scheot two year old is Drexler.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
It's just because he can't read.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
No, because the kid's not on the team. So we
had an extra jersey, so he gets to wear a jersey.
So he gets a jersey and a hat. Dude wears
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Wait until the brothers tell him that it says Drexler
on the back. Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
We take pictures and it's like box box Drexler everywhere
we go.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Don't ask your mom, dude, actually ask your mom.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
That first night, all three of them, does he look
like you? Yeah, all three of them slept in their jersey.
The five year old dad, can I leave my hat
in my bed so I know where it is in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, three jerseys, lingerie boys. This is what I call it.
Saay night.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
He slept in that jersey. Next morning, put that hat
on to eat breakfast, but no more wearing the jersey
because he doesn't want to get it dirty.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Man, just like his dad.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
The emotion of freaking put in Jersey day, Jersey day,
Jersey Day. So boys and girls look out because the
expos are coming. We're coming and we're taking names and
we're kicking ass and we're excited.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
We're gonna do a memorabilia break with a jersey.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
No, we're not gonna do that. All right, that's it,
that's all I hedded for it.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
No. I didn't even do a video. Man, Oh well,
now we got nothing to video. What did I tell you?
The god and prophecy of Brandon O'Brien, you gotta do
videos every single weekday. What we did? None?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Whose fault is that?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
And guess what I told you? Damn two thousand views
on youtubeer missing? They came up found really fuck yeah, dude,
I woke up. It was nine hundred. I was like, hell, no,
I knew you heard about four thousand on that sucker.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Really it came back? Yes, how does that happen?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It was at two point six million thousand. I go
to bed, wake up, it's at nine hundred. I said, wtf?
I lose a bet And the day got worse I
kept digging it once I was rock bottom, and then
they came back in a in a week. It took him.
But now we're close to four thousand on that video.
Not bad, Yeah, but now we need another video.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, hey, someone's that justice for the sore losers, give
them back their views. That was Miguel Vellavola seven sixty
sixty seven on YouTube. Yeah, comment and all right, have
a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Ray. Why don't we video me getting hit by a car?
That's a million views? You know how? You know how
when we pull out of the parking garage, how cars
are going to eighty Yeah, all it takes is one shoulder.
You can veer off to the right. We get that video.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Alright, let's go outside, tryump.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
We're out, alright, I got it a bed.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
M N.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Ray, let's just record this and call it the Post Show.
You're an idiot, You're an idiot.
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