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(00:00):
Okay, I guess there are duesand don't send this episode of tell you
the Dues and don'ts of dming.You guys slide in other people's DMS.
I mean only for work really,yeah, reasons same here. Yeah,
so I don't really get this wholething. I guess it's supposed to be
like a super flirty thing, right, but I've always but I'm married and
(00:20):
I've been married for a long time, and maybe I don't even know what
flirty is anymore. Yeah, you'relucky because you were never in like the
dating world that involves sliding into dms. So did you do that? I
come on, no, really nevernever. Oh I'm sorry, because you
had the look on your face likeyou it was a fake. No,
no, no, no no,you really generally have never done this.
(00:44):
But one of my great friends didand she got married from it. So
I believe somebody that you know,yes, my friend Sammy, nobody,
I'm sorry. Do you slide intothe DMS of someone that you know or
somebody that you just you're out ofthe blue, never met this. So
Sammy who got married to Cory myfriends, she just said that he was
hot and like wrote and said,hey, you're so good looking something like
(01:06):
that. Real. Yeah, andhe wrote back and they had a date
and here they are married. Yeah, it works out for tons of people.
Mm hmm, that's what it's.The premise is. Yeah, but
you don't know what people really looklike. Well, guys, I think
you know more than women, don'tyou. Well yeah, and filter,
yeah, but not everybody is likesuper filtering their photos or anything. I
mean. And it's not that Idon't feel like I look at I look
(01:26):
at Instagram and everything, and Isee everybody looking very beautiful and pretty.
Then I see me and it's like, no, that's seriously. That's just
because nobody is going to like sharethe most unflattering of ideas and videos except
for you. Yeah, it's becauseI post them for you mostly, thank
Sam. Yeah, you're alcome,you know you're stopping me from getting dates.
(01:47):
People aren't DMS. Sorry, bro, but you're supposed to. You're
supposed to do this to hook up. Hawthorne slid into my d MS,
but I didn't see it until wemet in person for that reason. Then,
Yeah, So did he make somethingup? No? So, his
aunt Amy had been mentioning to himthat he should meet me because his aunt
(02:10):
Amy is the one who introduced usat the Minnesota State Fair, and so,
uh we met at the state Fair, but it was a couple months
earlier, in the summertime. Ithink that he like messaged me, but
it went into my my like messagerequest folder, but I don't even know.
It was like a layer behind that. I don't know. It ended
up being in like a message requestspam folder or something. So I never
saw it until we'd already been ona couple of dates. So I mean,
(02:32):
but I really are meant to bebecause think about that, you didn't
see the message. If you hadseen the message, maybe the relationship would
have started earlier. But yeah,it probably would have started earlier because it
actually was super cute. Like hewasn't like a creepy guy. He was
like hi, Like Amy keeps ontelling me that we should meet, and
so I just wanted to say,hello, here's a cute picture of my
little sister with some kittens. Yeahthat's what he said it. I thought
(02:54):
it was really cute. It wasa picture of his little sister kittens.
Yeah, he's not a picture ofhim, No, you can look on
a profile. I thought it wasreally sweet because he's like, I don't
really, here's a picture of mysister playing with kittens. He's like,
he was like, I don't He'suh, He's like, I don't want
to be creepy or something. Ijust wanted to say hello, So here's
(03:15):
a creepy picture. Yeah, itwas something along if I showed you a
picture, if I had a littlesister playing with kittens, it wasn't creepy.
It was the blue. Hey,it's me. Here's a picture of
my little sister playing with You're makingit sound weird. We's weird about knowing
him. Yes, it is sweet. Yeah, but if somebody sent me
a picture, hey, here's mylittle sister playing with kittens, that's not
(03:39):
all he said. That's how hewrapped it up. He's like, I'm
not really sure what else to say, but here you go. I'd be
like, what do you want meto do with that? Like? Do
you want me to print that outand put it in my room? Oh
my gosh, you're so like literal, You're you're acting like a boomer.
Okay, that's fighting words. Iknow you're not. Janet. I am
(04:00):
proud not to be a boomer,and I am proud not to be millennium.
You're actually you're a young gen X. Yeah, yeah, I am,
and I'm right in the middle.You've got it, aren't you?
Like barely? Are you barely genx? Well, on our game,
according to gen xers, I'm reallyanywhere in there. Sometimes, so if
somebody calls in, it's like,oh, yeah, I was born in
two thousand. Yeah, well,we're gonna play in two minutes. Gen
(04:21):
X. No that it's never thatexactly. No, that's we played this
game. If you don't listen tous on a regular basis on the air,
we play generational Jeopardy every day,and you should call it and play
at seven to twenty. It's sofun. So they say be respectful.
They say, do not show picturesof your younger siblings with cats. They
(04:41):
tell you to tread lightly when you'relaunching, when you're going into someone's d
ms. Do not be overtly romanticperthectual. Yeah you could do it,
tomm And they say, don't whatyou could do what some guys do and
just send it inappropriate photos to someonewho've never met in my life. Don't
do that, stockersh, don't bestock irish. I looked at all of
(05:02):
your photos. Yeah, that's whatthey do. A bunch of pics,
especially the ones in the bikinis.Chris, What would be more creepy a
cute picture of a sibling with kittensor a bunch of pictures of you that
you didn't overtaken that somebody took andsent to you. I take the paparazzi
(05:23):
photos. Why not? It dependson how I look? Are you somebody?
Yeah? If you look at allright, yeah, if you know
this person doctored them up a littlebit. Take the kid with the cats
is just stop? It's so random. And here's a picture of my little
sister with kittens. I thought itwas face value. You had to admit,
(05:44):
you know the man, Yeah,it's weird. At face value,
I thought it was sweet. Yeah. Yeah, you know you told to
be real when you slide into DMS. I have a bunch of people that
slide into my DMS. It's peoplelike I went to school with. Most
of them are lemon. Yeah,dudes, I don't think slide into DMS.
Do that? I mean perpetrators.Yeah, they're the main perpetrators.
(06:05):
Yeah, for women probably, butnot like of other dudes. You know,
but I get. I got alot of girls that I've known over
time, I think, but theyalso know probably know the DM thing a
lot better than my friends, whoprobably have message requests lined up and haven't
checked them ever. Like me,Well, I have those message requests too,
and I missed them that I don'tget alerts for them, so I
(06:26):
don't know. And then one timeI went in and looked because somebody said
I sent you something, and I'mlike, oh, you sent it to
my personal account, and I look, you're not there. And then there's
that other thing, message requests andInstagram or Facebook or whichever one it was.
And there's a whole litany of stuffin there from people I know and
don't know, right so, andthey the last don't just don't be overly
sexual. Yeah, keep the selfiespictures of the lower region out of there.
(06:53):
I could just see Sam doing that, being over the sexual. She
sends pictures of her feet, sendingpictures of her feet with kittens. All
right, Well, there's your duesand don'ts the dming right there. I'm
glad we got that out of here. Thank you for listening to this episode
of Tell You You'll Always get moreon the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get
your podcast, Please rate, review, share, and download to thank you,
Okay, I guess there are duesand don't send this episode of tell you
the Dues and don'ts of dming.You guys slide in other people's DMS.
I mean only for work really,yeah, reasons same here. Yeah,
so I don't really get this wholething. I guess it's supposed to be
like a super flirty thing, right, but I've always but I'm married and
(00:20):
I've been married for a long time, and maybe I don't even know what
flirty is anymore. Yeah, you'relucky because you were never in like the
dating world that involves sliding into dms. So did you do that? I
come on, no, really nevernever. Oh I'm sorry, because you
had the look on your face likeyou it was a fake. No,
no, no, no no,you really generally have never done this.
(00:44):
But one of my great friends didand she got married from it. So
I believe somebody that you know,yes, my friend Sammy, nobody,
I'm sorry. Do you slide intothe DMS of someone that you know or
somebody that you just you're out ofthe blue, never met this. So
Sammy who got married to Cory myfriends, she just said that he was
hot and like wrote and said,hey, you're so good looking something like
(01:06):
that. Real. Yeah, andhe wrote back and they had a date
and here they are married. Yeah, it works out for tons of people.
Mm hmm, that's what it's.The premise is. Yeah, but
you don't know what people really looklike. Well, guys, I think
you know more than women, don'tyou. Well yeah, and filter,
yeah, but not everybody is likesuper filtering their photos or anything. I
mean. And it's not that Idon't feel like I look at I look
(01:26):
at Instagram and everything, and Isee everybody looking very beautiful and pretty.
Then I see me and it's like, no, that's seriously. That's just
because nobody is going to like sharethe most unflattering of ideas and videos except
for you. Yeah, it's becauseI post them for you mostly, thank
Sam. Yeah, you're alcome,you know you're stopping me from getting dates.
(01:47):
People aren't DMS. Sorry, bro, but you're supposed to. You're
supposed to do this to hook up. Hawthorne slid into my d MS,
but I didn't see it until wemet in person for that reason. Then,
Yeah, So did he make somethingup? No? So, his
aunt Amy had been mentioning to himthat he should meet me because his aunt
(02:10):
Amy is the one who introduced usat the Minnesota State Fair, and so,
uh we met at the state Fair, but it was a couple months
earlier, in the summertime. Ithink that he like messaged me, but
it went into my my like messagerequest folder, but I don't even know.
It was like a layer behind that. I don't know. It ended
up being in like a message requestspam folder or something. So I never
saw it until we'd already been ona couple of dates. So I mean,
(02:32):
but I really are meant to bebecause think about that, you didn't
see the message. If you hadseen the message, maybe the relationship would
have started earlier. But yeah,it probably would have started earlier because it
actually was super cute. Like hewasn't like a creepy guy. He was
like hi, Like Amy keeps ontelling me that we should meet, and
so I just wanted to say,hello, here's a cute picture of my
little sister with some kittens. Yeahthat's what he said it. I thought
(02:54):
it was really cute. It wasa picture of his little sister kittens.
Yeah, he's not a picture ofhim, No, you can look on
a profile. I thought it wasreally sweet because he's like, I don't
really, here's a picture of mysister playing with kittens. He's like,
he was like, I don't He'suh, He's like, I don't want
to be creepy or something. Ijust wanted to say hello, So here's
(03:15):
a creepy picture. Yeah, itwas something along if I showed you a
picture, if I had a littlesister playing with kittens, it wasn't creepy.
It was the blue. Hey,it's me. Here's a picture of
my little sister playing with You're makingit sound weird. We's weird about knowing
him. Yes, it is sweet. Yeah, but if somebody sent me
a picture, hey, here's mylittle sister playing with kittens, that's not
(03:39):
all he said. That's how hewrapped it up. He's like, I'm
not really sure what else to say, but here you go. I'd be
like, what do you want meto do with that? Like? Do
you want me to print that outand put it in my room? Oh
my gosh, you're so like literal, You're you're acting like a boomer.
Okay, that's fighting words. Iknow you're not. Janet. I am
(04:00):
proud not to be a boomer,and I am proud not to be millennium.
You're actually you're a young gen X. Yeah, yeah, I am,
and I'm right in the middle.You've got it, aren't you?
Like barely? Are you barely genx? Well, on our game,
according to gen xers, I'm reallyanywhere in there. Sometimes, so if
somebody calls in, it's like,oh, yeah, I was born in
two thousand. Yeah, well,we're gonna play in two minutes. Gen
(04:21):
X. No that it's never thatexactly. No, that's we played this
game. If you don't listen tous on a regular basis on the air,
we play generational Jeopardy every day,and you should call it and play
at seven to twenty. It's sofun. So they say be respectful.
They say, do not show picturesof your younger siblings with cats. They
(04:41):
tell you to tread lightly when you'relaunching, when you're going into someone's d
ms. Do not be overtly romanticperthectual. Yeah you could do it,
tomm And they say, don't whatyou could do what some guys do and
just send it inappropriate photos to someonewho've never met in my life. Don't
do that, stockersh, don't bestock irish. I looked at all of
(05:02):
your photos. Yeah, that's whatthey do. A bunch of pics,
especially the ones in the bikinis.Chris, What would be more creepy a
cute picture of a sibling with kittensor a bunch of pictures of you that
you didn't overtaken that somebody took andsent to you. I take the paparazzi
(05:23):
photos. Why not? It dependson how I look? Are you somebody?
Yeah? If you look at allright, yeah, if you know
this person doctored them up a littlebit. Take the kid with the cats
is just stop? It's so random. And here's a picture of my little
sister with kittens. I thought itwas face value. You had to admit,
(05:44):
you know the man, Yeah,it's weird. At face value,
I thought it was sweet. Yeah. Yeah, you know you told to
be real when you slide into DMS. I have a bunch of people that
slide into my DMS. It's peoplelike I went to school with. Most
of them are lemon. Yeah,dudes, I don't think slide into DMS.
Do that? I mean perpetrators.Yeah, they're the main perpetrators.
(06:05):
Yeah, for women probably, butnot like of other dudes. You know,
but I get. I got alot of girls that I've known over
time, I think, but theyalso know probably know the DM thing a
lot better than my friends, whoprobably have message requests lined up and haven't
checked them ever. Like me,Well, I have those message requests too,
and I missed them that I don'tget alerts for them, so I
(06:26):
don't know. And then one timeI went in and looked because somebody said
I sent you something, and I'mlike, oh, you sent it to
my personal account, and I look, you're not there. And then there's
that other thing, message requests andInstagram or Facebook or whichever one it was.
And there's a whole litany of stuffin there from people I know and
don't know, right so, andthey the last don't just don't be overly
sexual. Yeah, keep the selfiespictures of the lower region out of there.
(06:53):
I could just see Sam doing that, being over the sexual. She
sends pictures of her feet, sendingpictures of her feet with kittens. All
right, Well, there's your duesand don'ts the dming right there. I'm
glad we got that out of here. Thank you for listening to this episode
of Tell You You'll Always get moreon the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get
your podcast, Please rate, review, share, and download to thank you,
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