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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tomorrow is of course, the Hops in the Hills event.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
And I'm gonna tell you again we do have tickets
we're giving away, but you got to be in the building. Also,
you can get tickets with fifteen dollars off. It's tomorrow
rain or shine, of course, but if you go to
luchadorbrew dot com, slash Hops in the Hills, or there's
a link to buy tickets on the KFI Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
But when you enter code KFI.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Fifteen, you'll get fifteen dollars off your VIP or general
admission ticket. Again, the code is KFI fifteen and a
portion of the proceeds will go to help the Chino
Valley Fire Foundation. Thanks to Jamie Benson, of course, one
of the founders here at Luchador.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Brewing Company, for having us today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Please make sure grab another drink of some kind, eat
the food whatever it is, help them, help others, because
that's why we're here today.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We will do Gas Fantasy four play coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We still have some special guests that will be on
the air here in just a moment. For those of
you might be just tuning in, Shannon's not here today
only because she's on a plane headed to Florida. The
Chargers are taking on the Jacksonville Jaguars, so they had
altered their travel schedule.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Which was a surprise.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So she is on a plane, probably listening to us,
but also probably not.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What else is going on?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Time for what's happening?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Are trending stories today, brought to you by Trajan Wealth.
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La Trajan Wealth. Of course, the big news locally is
our storm. We continue to see rain coming in throughout
southern California, the burn Scar areas, whether you're in La
County any other place with a hat of fire within
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the last probably two years. They're telling everybody to be
aware that there are evacuation warnings up. If you're in
one of those areas, chances are you already know it
and you are ready to go in the event that
something happens. They just want to make sure that they
get the word out. As of this morning, they had
already seen between two and three inches of rain in
places like San Luis Obispo, County. In Santa Barbara County.
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It has been pouring out here in Chino Hills for
the last hour or two, so we also in other
parts of southern California. We're going to see a lot
of different, lot of different rain totals around here, but
it is going to be pretty significant, probably through tomorrow
into Sunday. Is when they say that the rain is
gonna tape her off, probably sometime Sunday. There was a
(02:42):
story out of Encino a few weeks ago. A guy
named Raymond Boudarian was charged with killing an American Idol
music supervisor and her husband there in Encino. There were
a lot of questions about whether this guy was ever
gonna stand trial because of his mental condition, and they
have decided that the judge found him incompetent for trial.
(03:07):
The original criminal proceedings against him will be suspended until
his competency is restored. We've seen this play out before.
There's no guarantee that this guy ever goes to trial.
There's no guarantee simply because of his mental state. It
was back in July when he was burglarizing people's homes
while they were away, and in this case, the couple
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did show up. Robin k and Thomas de Luca. They
showed up while he was in the house. Fight ensued.
He faced the special circumstances allegations of multiple murders murder
during the commission of a burglary that could potentially make
him available for the death penalty. But again it's hard
to say if that guy's ever going to go to trial.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Does everybody eat? Does anybody?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I should say, does anybody eat out at Thanksgiving? You
don't do the kitchen, you don't like the warm kits.
You want to eat out at a restaurant. There's two
restaurants that have pulled themselves off of the off of
the menu.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Olive Garden is one of them.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, Olive Garden says they will not be open on
Thanksgiving and they will not be open on Christmas. It
feels like twenty years ago there was a push for
every store, every restaurant to be open on Thanksgiving, and
now every store is going the other way. Every store
and restaurant is now closing on Thanksgiving. I don't know
if it's because they didn't have enough business or they
(04:29):
felt guilty because their employees wanted to go home and
be with their families, and if you're a fan finally
of Jeffrey Epstein, you do not belong here.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There's a whole new slew.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Of documents that came out about Jeffrey Epstein. By the
time he pleaded guilty in two thousand and eight, he
had established an enormous network of all kinds of very
very powerful people.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Anybody that you could think of talk about reporters from
media outlets, busy executives, academics, political players, just plain rich people.
Over a decade, he had made all of these connections
with all these different people. The latest trove of documents
that comes out shows everybody from Nom Chomsky, longtime liberal academic,
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to Steve Bannon some connection that he had to Steve Bannon.
There are so many connections and so many weird tentacles
that this guy had. I don't know if any of
it clears up next week, the Department of Justice could
be forced to reveal everything that they've got on Jeffrey Epstein.
I don't know anybody who's dying to read those emails
and those documents, but they are so the last thing
(05:38):
in our trending stories today. Your Cheetos and Dorito's are
about to change significantly. Standby starting starting next month, stores
are going to sell a different version of Cheetos and Dorito's,
not exclusively. You'll still be able to get the old
(06:00):
fashion ones, but you will start to see something called
simply naked. Although they it's NKD it's sort of a
weird stylized version, simply naked versions of your Cheetos and
Doritos that have no artificial flavors and no artificial dyes.
That's applause, yes, that's the applause line, no bright orange color.
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According to PepsiCo, which produces it, they didn't ban those things,
but the FDA asked the industry to stop using dyes
like that. So for Cheetos and Doritos, the original versions
will still be available, but that simply naked version is
an additive option, not a replacement, they say. So for
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those of you freaked out when I said the Doritos
are going away, they're not. They're just gonna be an
option where you don't look like a carrot when you
eat them, So back it'll be back to like the
nineteen seventies and eighties version of Doritos. All right, up
next We're gonna do our guest fantasy for play more
tickets to give away here in the building. A very
(07:08):
special guest comes up at the bottom of.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The hour, which will involve.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Some some crowd shall we say engagement perhaps, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
This may test the marriage.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
May this may test this may test the marriage.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You guys are so great. I know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I know that people get angry at the head office
whenever I give you compliments, but these people all know, like,
your show is really, really great. I told you this,
like whenever I come on your show, or even when
I had the audition for the Real Estate Show on
Sunday and I drew some compliment. You guys have done
a lot for me. If I'm being honest, You've been.
You've been. You and Shannon have been very kind to
me and and I appreciate not only that, but I
(07:59):
just think you guys super talented. And when I've whenever
you compliment somebody, I guess in radio, it makes management
feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
They don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, so when they fire us, they can't go well,
you know, not everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Liked him, and then you say, yeah, but I did. Yeah.
It was well, not to distract too much.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But when I first started working on the Handle show,
I got pulled into the office and said, listen, you
don't have to laugh at everything.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
He says, yeah, that's true, and I was, well, this
is where I go. They go, what do you mean?
They go, we know he's not funny, and I was like, well,
I disagree. I think he's funny. I go, we got
a bigger problem here. But maybe I'm just an easy laugh.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Justin Warsham is here, Shannon is not. Obviously, the cardboard
Shannon is here. We actually had a talkback message that
mentioned cardboard Shannon. I wanted to play it just because
I thought it was a great mention for cardboard Shannon.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Hi, Gary and cardboard Shannon. I was hoping that you
could wish my mom Gloria a very happy eighty fifth birthday. Yeah,
she listens to you all the time, and maybe everybody
could say happy birthday, mom. Love you think all.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Right, say it in your heads, everybody, excellent job, Yes birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean you could say it to Shannon.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'll say happy birthday, Gloria. Happy birthday, mom. But eighty
five eighty five and kicking around. That's better than ash
over here has only got eighty You got a ways
to go, buddy before before you catch up with Gloria.
Be better ash Well, just be good for the next
five years.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, all right, okay, it's a lot of pressure. Sorry,
I came in hot and fast.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
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I think right.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well's back. Football. Football has been here for a while.
What's that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We try to you know, and still a little bit
of fun into this.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know, it's just you know, you do you try it,
you do it.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
This is an opportunity for everybody to play the game
with us Gas Fantasy for Play, where we come up
with four games that are on the NFL schedule this weekend.
Usually they're close games we know, at least by the
betting line, although Elmer has no idea what that means.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So we I've tried to teach, right, Elmer, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
What that means, no clue, Okay, but he does a
pretty good job of picking games that are going to
be close. Some of them are really good, you know,
like seven and two teams against each other. Others are awful, trash,
heaps of teams that are playing against each other. And
nobody's gonna watch him except us because this is on
(11:05):
our list.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Of fouras doesn't matter. This is why fantasy football.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Is fun, right, That is why fantasy football is fun.
So we'll go through and pick these today.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Again.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Elmer is in charge of picking these four games. He's
back in the studio.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Elmer, what's our first game this weekend?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, first game is gonna be the Washington Commanders versus
to Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Commander's Dolphins.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
The Dolphins have been that trash heat that I was
referring to. The Commanders have not been. Although they lost
Jayden Daniels with that dislocated elbow that looked like a
bus had hit him. Do you ever see that that
he got tackled and it went but he didn't He
didn't tear or break anything.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I didn't know that one.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
He'll be back before the end of the season. His
elbow was going, yeah that way, and he'll be back
before the.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
End of the season.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But it's in Miami. They had a surprise win against
the Bills. I'm taking the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
On this one, and I'm picking four cardboard Channons. Sure,
then I'm gonna go Dolphins just to be contradictory to you,
for no other reason than that, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Fine, Cardboard Channing. I feel like that's what cardboard chann
would have won.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
How carb agrees, Okay, he said, Glad, just be cardboard
chann Elmer, What's what's your choice, Commander's Dolphins.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
I'm going for the Dolphins just because it's Matt's favorite team.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
For your Matt's favorite team, who's not even working this week.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But I mean it's varied. That is just fine.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
All right, what's our second game this weekend?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Following with the San Francisco forty nine ers and versus
the Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yes, where did the Arizona Cardinals play? Elmer Arizona? You
are alive? He should get a point just for that way.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's his level of football knowledge. How is he doing
in this Fantasy four play?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
He's beating, Shannon, He's beating He's beating fleshy Shannon. All right,
so I got at I'll fight a different term. Yes,
I said, she as opposed to cardboard, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I think cardboard applies to all things, Shannon.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
How about just flesh, Shan, that's not even just real,
shamp Pick a team.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I need to pick the forty nine ers.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Pick the forty nine ers call a wait, yeah, yes,
thank you for that. I want Elmer to go before
you do, do Elmer forty nine ers Cardinals.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
I'm gonna go forty nine ers to They seem to
be winning a lot.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You grew up Northern California forty nine fan, yes, and
gave it up.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I know Shannon also grew up forty nine Er fan.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
She's not rooting for the Chargers, she is rooting for
the forty nine Ers. Yes, for that reason alone, I'm
going with the Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I love it. She is gonna just she is gonna
spank you, but I'll next time be here. Game three
Elmer's Game three.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Game three is Detroit Lions versus the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This may be the game of the weekend in terms
of the matchup, the eyes on this thing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I do believe.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The Eagles are gonna put some stuff together and make
their way. This is gonna cement their their place in
the playoffs. I'm taking the Eagles in this one. In
Philadelphia Golf, you choose, I choose now.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Uh this time because Jared Goff when he was a ram,
we went to the training camp practice and my son said,
I want to be a quarterback when I grew up,
and he said the very inspirational phrase, you.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Can do it. So I'm gonna go with the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, I bet you, Jared, your son's gonna get that
tattooed somewhere.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
He did already, Oh we did. Yeah, it was great,
very proud. We're very proud. Illegal tattoo Parlors Open and Burbank.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's legal if I signed office consent, is it? Yeah,
it's a fun thing.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I didn't know that, Helmer. Who do you choose after this?
Lions Eagles go birds?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I just wanted to know which one is a bird?
Speaker 7 (14:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And our fourth game, Elmer.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Last game is the Chicago Bears versus the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I love the way Elmer hits the chef. Chicago Chicago. Yeah,
it's not a shush, it's a Chicago Bears. I'm taking
the Vikings in this one. Purple has done well for
me this year.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I am also going to go with the Vikings, just
so I don't seem like I'm really trying to be contrarian.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I think the Bears have bad luck all around. So
this is my hope.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Is Cardboard Channing gets this one win so it doesn't
look like.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It threw it forth? All right, Elmer, I'm.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Gonna go with Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Chicago Bears.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Why because I want to be different.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I love it, Elmer, trust me, trust me, you're different.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Shannon must be so angry that he's beating her with
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I can only imagine, say this soul. She just doesn't
talk about it, which is a sign the fire in
her eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
When I told her that I changed from being a
forty nine Er fan to a Rams fan because my
kids grew up in Los Angeles and I could take
them to home games, she was like, you're insane.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, you're crazy if you don't know what you're doing. Yeah,
those kids should be taken away from you as well.
Protect the services.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Those are our gas Fantasy four play games for this weekend,
Washington Commanders versus the Miami Dolphins, forty nine Ers, Cardinals, Lions, Eagles, Bears,
Vikings will put it up on Twitter. You can choose
which you think will win each of those four games,
and if you.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Win, well, congratulations. That's probably all you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Get, to be honest, all right, Hell nobody, or at
some point we'll auction off the cardboard.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Shannon. That's a great prize card for some point.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
If you win the Fantasy four play, Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
As opposed to fleshy. You gotta let it go. You
got try to help me, all right. One more special guests.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
To round out our news and Bruce today at Luchidoor
Brewing Company in Chino Hills. We'll be here until one
o'clock coming out. Don't forget Hops in the Hills Lucidoor
brew dot com slash Hops in the Hills. Use the
code KFI and you'll get fifteen dollars off your VIP
or general admission ticket.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Our News and Brews today is at Luchador Brewing Company
here in Chino Hills to.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Kick off there.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh, you can't believe that, to kick off their Hops
in the Hills event tomorrow, the big.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Brewfest that's taking place.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Go get your own tickets at luchadorbrew dot com slash
Hops in the Hills. Some of the proceeds will go
to the Chino Valley Fire Foundation. So huge thank you
to everybody who's going to be there and for those
of you who are are here today, got tickets, by
the way, congratulations to those who have won tickets. We
gave away Eric Church concert tickets, Clippers tickets, everything that's
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going on. We will get to a lot of the
thank yous later in the show. As you know, Shannon
number two couldn't be here today because Shannon. Yeah, exactly right.
Shannon number two couldn't be here today. She's on an
airplane with the Chargers to go to Jacksonville. They have
a game on Sunday. Oh, bird's getting moving in on
(18:04):
my lady over here.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
So.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Uh, back to the show. It doesn't happen all the time.
But Shannon number one, the mother of my children and
the light of my life, my wife is here today.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
It's quite an introduction.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Hi, You got a lot of people who know you.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Yeah, they are fans.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
They are fans, they know. Oh, here she comes. Oh
she's Anne is coming in.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, Ann is coming in hot over here. She wants
to see more of you. Well, thanks for coming.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Well you wanted me just for the HOV lane.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Hold on, we did not use the HOV lane at
all today. Did you notice that that's because.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
I gave you a hard time for it?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
When was that because you don't invite me to these
things unless you want the HV lane?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Now you know I don't invite these things. No, thank
you for coming. I Oh, I didn't realize you got
a Jeopardy question for me.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh, let me just point out before I get to
that part. My wife hates trivia games.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Low hate games Outrage explain that.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
It's just an opportunity for you to be a know
it all.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
You love being the smartest person in the room, and
you have this just immense knowledge of minutia.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
It's amazing. But you won't play word games with me.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
There's no scrabble, there's no banana Grams, there's no.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Upwards banana Grams. I don't understand. I don't know how
to play banana grams or.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Else I would. Oh, she's gonna teach me over there,
so there's that all.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Gonna play with her.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
This is a twelve hundred dollars question. Are you ready
for that?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I am ready for this twelve hundred. Do not shout
out the answer.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Nobody likes know it all.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Current Loader reprised his role as MTV news host in
a twenty twenty three video for this Showtime series about
a high school girls soccer team.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
I'm going to give you a hint.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, I don't know what she's pushing up her glasses
on her nose. I don't know Christina Ricci oh yellow jackets, Yes, sir, Oh,
all right, well I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Going to get I get incorrect on that.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I get half of that. So it's six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Tonight, Honey, it's California. You already get half. I think
that's the way it goes. There are people, A lot
of people have questions for you about what you do
in life, and.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Now they want to know about you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That's not true.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
I want to know about what you're really like, how
difficult you really are?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Well, let me ask questions is that I have heard
about that you would be able.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
To answer better than I would. Why do you ye? Okay?
Question one?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Like a bloated head. We don't.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Everybody's seen my big forehead, right, we don't need to
see any more of that.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Doesn't love the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
You don't love the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Go ahead, answer his question?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
How can I listen the way? How long is your show?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
We have like the nine news nuggets.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We do well.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Eventually we'll get to this, trust me, we'll get to
the news nuggets.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Gary is the most steady, even warm personality.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
She's not crying. That was not crying. Just so everybody knows.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
He's a great father. Thank you writer, Thank you, I
will say. We laugh every day. You're the funniest person.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Better, not enough?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, No, that's fine.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
What am I going to answer the question about? Do
I want to go to a concert?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I do want to? I do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Are is it seventy thirty or at least fifty to fifty?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I mean, we'll keep you guessing.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Should work for it?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Right? I guess? I do? What am I like? After work?
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Quiet? Quiet?
Speaker 9 (22:20):
He?
Speaker 8 (22:20):
I think he uses? So you use all.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Your words that you have for that day in four hours, so.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
He'll come home and can I share this? Like you got?
You gotta have downtime just so Sometimes nap like it just.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Zaps him and then you don't speak until after you've
had quiet time.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And even even a post nap, there's a good there's
a moment postictal state. Yeah, there's everybody says post ictyl
everybody if the.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Nurse the nurse collapse, Uh uh? Was there there was
something else?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Also, when people if people meet you outside of an
event like this and they don't know who he is
or what he does for a living, and will be
at a party and that's my husband, Gary, Oh what
do you do?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Gary? I'll say, I work for a radio station.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
And he and when people finally draw it out of
him that you are a talk show host, they can't
believe it because he's so quiet. Say something, say something funny,
say something funny.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's or they ask what I talk about?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
What do you talk about all day? And it's hard
for listen. You've been here for a lot of you've
been here for the entire show. Is there one topic
that you're like, Oh, they talk about the adelater because
we do so much about you know, we do all
kinds of different things.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We talk about all kinds of different stuff. Uh, there isn't.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Also there's a weird thing obviously because my wife's name
is Shannon and my co host's name is Shannon. Both
myself and Shannon's husband know the numerical order, which is
this is Shannon number one and this is Shannon number two.
Even her own husband calls her Shannon number two.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
It's pretty much written in the contract.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
But there was also there's also a funny thing that happens.
And I think it's funny. You may not think this
is funny. It's not embarrassing, I promise, but uh, you
have said to me before that I don't say your name,
like if we're if we're talking or at home, I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I don't. There's not a I don't have like.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
A common uh lovey dovey phrase for you, right, I
mean I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I don't ugum's or.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
We're also together, like we spend a lot of time together,
so it's never it's not like you have to yell across.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
The room hey Shannon. Right, we're always together.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
However, he does not say my name aloud often, right,
so you say it more on the air to her.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Which is funny because when when you first brought that
to my attention, you're like, you never say my name?
And I said, well, I say it four hours a day,
like I constantly. It's different. Fellas, it's different. I've learned
that it's different.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
You get a thing, please, don't ever do to your wife.
Don't don't snappetters say hey, hey, hey you.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did that one time.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I did that one time and I got your attention, didn't.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
I Chris Stapleton concert would really be great?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Did anybody hear that? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh, we end our week with our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You need to know, Almer, what is our honorable mention? Oh?
He's not ready Elmer honorable mention, not supposed to mention.
It's an honor serving with you didn't great and honorable
most is.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member
of honorable Mention. You have no idea what NASA Tuck
Corporation is, but apparently they own some early warning missile
sites up in the North Yukon East.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
You're in Labrador. Thirty four year old guy that works
in this early missile.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Warning site goes outside with a camera, gets attacked and
killed by a attacked and killed by a polar bear,
which I don't think I've ever heard a human being
attacked and killed by a polar bear.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
The company doesn't find him for several days.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I mean, part of it is that he's of course outside,
it's it's cold. They can't find him. But he went
out a door that has a giant sign on it
that says warning there are dangerous polar bears out here,
and he went out anyway.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
So it happened.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The bear at him.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Who gets the workmen's company.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Most of him, I should say, But that's that's your
honorable mention. Here's number nine. At number nine, I did
nine place.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Partner's dirty too.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And I speak nine languages, kill nine.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Basically, everybody at table.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Nine, I'll be ready to go another nine.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And niner you ad niner in there where you're calling
from Alawackie Tuckie. If you drive by Disneyland, you're a
long eye.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Five.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
There has been a new phenomenon that has shown up
in the skies around it, and it's a black ring
floating through the air. Now, it happens at certain times
in the day. In this case that somebody took a
picture of it at about six thirty in the morning
and Laurie Laurie, whoever Laurie is, took this picture and
sent it to Channel five. And it's a picture of
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remember when Grandpa used to smoke a cigar and he
would blow smoke rings.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Basically, this is that.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But it's black, and it's horizontal, and it's just rising
through the air. It's not dissipating at all. It stays
intact the whole time. Disneyland has not said what it is,
but it is probably some sort of after effect of
their fireworks displays. But if you're at Disneyland, and you
see this black smoke ring rising, you'd think it was
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some sort of like you know, Villain show or something
like that.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Someone's gonna come through it, flying through it. It's gonna
be amazing.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It does look like Doctor Strange and the little time
portal that he makes with his hands.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Something's gonna fly through. There's number eight.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
Every eight seconds listening to eight different bosses drawn on
about mission statements that is, yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
A good I can sell.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
That's a bad tattoo, or no.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's a shark bite.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
The Mauricio Hoyosh is a guy who lives in Baja California.
Down in Mexico, he lived through the attack of a
female Galapagos shark, which, you know, when you think about it,
not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
It's not a huge shark.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It was about ten feet, could be bigger. The thing
is it didn't grab his legs, didn't grab his arms.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It went after his head.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
So what's left of his face right now, it's not
too bad. But he describes the pressure of the jaws
of the female Galapagos shark that was exerting pressure on
his head at the same at the time. Less than
two months later, he still got the scars. He said
it was incredible that he was able to survive this
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whole thing. He happens to be a marine biologist and
has been so for three decades, but was somehow still
close enough to a female Galopagos shark that it bit
his head.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
And says he even hopes to encounter his assailant again.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, I want to. I don't think it was romantic
at all. Here's number seven from the seventh son of
the seventh son. We're on with A seven day would
have gone on A seven.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Seven a m seven years of college done to D
seven seven days.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
We did the story this week about pennies going away.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
They're printed.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
They did print the last or mint I should say,
the last penny for American currency. It's been around for
two hundred plus years, almost to forty fifty to two forty.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Uh and they are getting rid of it.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
They minted the very last American penny, and the guy
who's in charge of the mint for the Treasury Department
pulled it out of the little press and holds it
up and says, this is the last penny. Any idea
how much that penny is worth? Do not say one cent?
Don't say three cents. They're talking about five million dollars
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for that last penny.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
It's only worth what someone's gonna pay. Who's gonna pay
five million for a penny?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It is only you're right.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
But they said that they're they're going to auction off
probably the last five pennies that printed and those minted. Sorry,
and those last five pennies will gather between two and
five million dollars a piece for that. Yeah, if you
have check in your pockets right now, you got a
twenty twenty five penny, it's worth nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Here's number six. I got six, you get six?
Speaker 8 (31:19):
She can it six?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Now number six?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
There's six more weeks of me here?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What about picture of me a rabbi and six drunk
and longshore?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Why we just dig you into nursing home closer to
ask and I don't have to drive sick dad, drink
another six pack?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I love it when people rob vape shops because it
just seems like they're everywhere. There's nothing in there of
value that you would want to actually put your criminal.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Record on the line to get.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
There was a store in Virginia, vape shop in Virginia
where there's video that shows a silver four door sedan
backing into a parking spot right in front of Accolade's
vape and Tobacco shop in a place called Warrenton, Virginia. Now,
the car itself, little silver four door sedan.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Seats what five?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Maybe four if you're fat, sorry, not fat, four if
you're fluffy. There were nine people that got out of
that car to rob the vape shop. It was a
clown car that opened up right in front of this thing. Uh,
they said, five people get out of the.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Back seat alone.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
There's two in the front seats and two in the trunk,
and they all got out to rob this vape shop.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
Listen, parking expensive these days.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Have you ever ridden in the trunk of a car?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Now?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
You had to think about it in college, you know
college Elmer has Here's number five for five.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Five little geese, this is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Give me a favorite.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Shout out to all of our law enforcement officers, current
and retired, and I bet you have wanted to do this.
In Adams County, Colorado, and Adams County deputy pulled over
somebody for speeding and when he gets up to the
side of the minivan, the guy's holding his camera recording
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the deputies as he walks up to the side of
the minivan.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Not illegal, not a problem.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Until the driver starts complaining that the deputy was speeding.
To catch up with the guy who was speeding, the
Adams County deputy grabbed him out of the car and
arrested him right there.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
However, the driver ended.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Up with an eighty thousand dollars settlement from the County
of Adams, So it probably felt good for the deputy
in the moment, but it's going to go in his file.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
What number are we on? Elmer?
Speaker 8 (34:05):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Come me number four. This isn't the same world you
left four years ago.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
So speaking of driving, this is probably everybody's nightmare. A
bee that flies into your car while you're driving. A
swarm of bees got loose inside a pickup truck in Mesa, Arizona.
It's about twenty miles east of downtown Phoenix earlier this month.
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The driver of the truck was transporting the bees even
worse when they got loose in the truck and started
to sting him a driver suffered a medical issue, probably
some sort of anaphylexis is that a word for.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
An anxiety attack? Or he's got bees in the car.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I had an anxiety attack when I just said, getting
stung by a bee while you're driving? Medical issue cause him?
Data pedestrian crash into a pole.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
This is a ritchie. This is a sad news nugget.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Well, I won't tell you what happened to the pedestrian,
because that's what makes it sad.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, oh no, here's number three. Three shall be.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
The number that count and the number of the counting shall.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Be three fighters dead within three hours.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your naturally born live. After that
three days, they both start to stink. Three.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
We have a dog, but our dog speaks English, right, yes, okay, Well,
there's a dog in Seattle that was not responding to commands.
It was in a shelter and it was not responding
to commands, at least English commands. So whoever adopted this
dog realize that it speaks Spanish. Oh espaniol So they
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were able to advertise this dog a nacho.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
The Chihuahua.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Of course, Duh realized that he responds when she Spanish,
so she was able to adopt out this dog that
only speaks or understands Spanish. How do you say bark
in Spanish?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That work too easy?
Speaker 8 (36:12):
I wasn't gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Number one, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
You?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Two?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
There's two sons and no women ringing?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Only in Canada, Only in Canada. Somebody stole a city
bus in Hamilton, Ontario and did nothing to it, not
a ding, not a scratch, not a chip of paint.
They didn't even go over the speed limit. In fact,
they returned it to where they needed to. Only in
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Canada would you find somebody who was a nice bus thief, But.
Speaker 8 (36:52):
This would be you.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
You would totally do this when you got a little
drunk and you're on a boat in Hawaii and you
decide to make yourself a skipper, okay, you.
Speaker 8 (37:03):
Would help people off of the boat like it was yours.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I was being nice, Yes it was. It was at
one of those you know, sunset cruises. They serve you
too much alcohol, serve they overserve you, and then when
everybody's getting off the boat, it's still a little wavy
on the boat and it looked like.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
People needed help.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
You were just really drunk.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well there's that, but but I thought people.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Needed help and I so I said, I'll I'll help you.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
And I started Richie, Okay, I started helping people off
the boat, and my wife had already exited or as
they say, disembarked.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
That's what we say when we're in the business.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
She had already disembarked, so she didn't know where I was.
And she turned around, and I'm helping more and more
people off of the boat safely.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I might add it was for safety purposes.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
It's when you started asking for tips, it got awkward.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I just thought I should pay for dinner later. I
didn't know if Thank you. It's gonna be a fun
drive home.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Isn't it so much to debris?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
A huge thank you once again to Jamie and Aaron
from lucid Or Brewing Company for having us out here today.
Thanks everybody for coming spending time with us and with
Cardboard Shannon. You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to one pm every Monday through Friday,
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