February 15, 2024 • 28 mins
We are back from Las Vegas surprisingly...and guess what we are back in Milford getting tattoos, what else would you expect from us? Also Bad Larry tells us who's the only person he trusts on this podcast plus much more ridiculousness. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry,
(00:24):
Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick, Oh, back from Vegas and it's time
to pay up on some bets. Now, let me let
me set the scene here. We got Shayan Irving, we
got Ray, we got Marvin, we got Dylan. We have
Dylan from a tattoo parlor. It's called Evolution and that's
(00:47):
located in New Haven, Connecticut. Evolution Tattoo came in and
Dylan is getting a tattoo because Dylan lost the bet.
With the number of bets that were placed in the
Super Bowl, do you have the exact wording on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
This ree units lost? Danny and mathematically I was behind
by probability.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wise, Yeah, you had quite a few over thirty five
bets thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And I smoked him. I smoked him. I smoked him.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Danny all right like a blunt Yes, Ray, Yes, Ray, Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So Dylan had six bets, Shay had thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Bets, okay, And what was the end up when it
was the end result?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh well, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Shay won ten units and Dylan lost four.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh my god, five, I'm sorry he smoked him. Now
we came up with the loser was going to get
a Riba McIntyre tattoo. She sang the anthem We met
her boyfriend, Rex Lynn the actor, And then did you
reach out to him to get RIBA's signature? Yes? I did.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And funny story behind that is so the day after
one of Reba's biggest, I would say, biggest performances of
her life, he told me that he was talking to
Riba about Dylan getting the tattoo. The first thing they
talked about in the morning was Dylan getting a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay. So, by the way, the over under was a
ninety and a half and the tattoo is going to
be is it riba ninety point five? Is that what
they're both going with.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think Dylan's just getting the signature. I think Shay
will get the ninety and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm a purist.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Then okay, so I'm eccentric, Danny.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, you're getting So Dylan is getting his tattoo on
his back. They're prepping him. They're shaving his back right now.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's gonna take an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Danny. You looking at your body, You're you're Fatrick mahomes.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The weed whacker to get the rest of that back
here too.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes you are. You're an MV pig.
And then Shay, you're getting your riba tattoo where either.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
On my thigh or the root cage? I don't know yet, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, when when you're going to de sign?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Probably when I look in the tattoo.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, well one is you take off your shirt, the
other you take off your pants.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I love taking my pants.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, then the thigh it is, okay, all right, so
that's uh. We'll run through all the bets. But Dylan
lost five units last week, Shay won ten. Shay ended
up plus four on the season, Dylan minus eight.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Larry lost five units minus twenty five.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
How did I lose five units?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
How is he not getting a tattoo?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Because I said no, one not that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, you know, I couldn't convince him to get loser
across his foreheads. So if you look hard enough, it's
already there.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Hold on five units on the coin flip, five units
on the game that lost. That's even. I had three
units on three bets. I went two and one, and
I had one of you four guys or two years
on four guys to score a touchdown Kelsey CMC scored
any other three did Larry?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Let's slid Dan direct the traffic. Okay, we'll get to you.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna need to You're gonna want
to chug that. I'm going to be here for a while,
so I better get something to Yeah, okay, so here
we go. I see. So, Dylan, do you want to recap?
You won the coin toss? That's it. I won the
(04:33):
coin toss. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I was like, oh, we're off to a good start.
And that was as good as you got. I lost
that parlay I did, which actually the point total was yeah,
fascinating topic because yeah, one, if you had it, it
was forty seven and a half. That was tough, forty seven,
and then right before kickoff forty six. Yeah, but like that,
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if you had forty six and a half. That's a
brutal beat.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you missed, you missed your parlay Gatorade an octopus
and George Kettle to be MV pick. Yeah he was not.
I think he had thirteen yards. Yeah, he was barely
playing the MV pick. Let me recap, Shay he lost.
Christian McCaffer MVP Kelsey twenty five receiving yards first half.
(05:28):
Let me see the ones. You got Purty and mahomes
over twenty five pass attempts each. You had the Chiefs
taking the two and a half and Debo rushed numbers
under sixteen and a half. And then let me turn
my attention Lee page two a lot more Danny shortest
td over one and a half score in the final
(05:50):
two minutes. You said, no result of the first punt
affair catch total sacks under four and a half first
interception would be the Niners. Uh, what happens first? The
Niners first punt score the first points. It was a punt.
Kyle used check at leasond favorite polock in the world.
(06:13):
Dan at least one catch? Wait, who's one?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I the use I lived above a Perogi shop in
Chicago for several years.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's my favorite polock amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh used check over three and a half yards first
quarter under nine and a half over, ninety point five
seconds on the anthem. Yeah, she came through, but she
came through on a technicality. I think, oh no, no sho. Okay,
she was on her way to the under. But then
(06:43):
she took nearly twelve seconds to say brave and the brave.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
When she did that, I went, oh, she's over. I
love it. Just certified gangster move right there. Yep, yeah,
the over under no phtal anthem ninety point.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Five Djen Hall of fame. I liked it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I loved it all right. Let's recap bad Larry. He
had the niners. He had the over under twenty forty
seven and a half the under.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, no, that was forty seven. I was a push stand.
There's who are you a lot there? Who are your
stealings on me?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm not. I'm going by what Ray has down here.
Why do you think I'm stealing from you?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay, go ahead, keep reading. I'm out in front of me.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Ray. You never do, and then you think that we're
stealing from it. Ray, explain this, Larry.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was forty seven and a half. I have it
on my sheet. I did not edit the sheet. You
had forty seven.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
That's fine. I trust Ray you. I trust okay.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So that that end, that's four units. So you lost
five units on the niners right, one on a coin flip,
and then four units the over. You lost three units
on mahomes passing numbers under you got three units McCaffrey
(08:03):
longest reception over thirteen and a half and over one
hundred and twenty combine yards one twenty four and a half.
So you got that McCaffrey anytime score. That's two units,
and then you lost two on Kelsey anytime score, put checko,
anytime score, Kittle, anytime score. And that would add up
to what Ray.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Larry, that would add up to any ideas minus five units.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I had minus one, but I had my over under
the push. Okay, oh now you've got okay, you're right, Ray,
I trust you. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Think.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I know, I know won, I know I won my
under I mean my over bet in real life, but
I guess I lost it on a shadow.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, No, this is real life.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
The tattoo is.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Real life, Dan, Yeah, can I hear the tattoo as
the tattooing started over there, we're underway, Dan, Okay, can
I get a Can I hear some of that?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Move the mic? Dylan?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, well I'm trying not to move because I don't
want to suck it up.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, do we have an do we have another microphone
that I can at least hear the tattoo?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh I like that getting it done?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah? I like that. So that's uh Dylan.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I was hoping I was gonna have to lean over
any further because it's not exactly a more flattering position.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
So so Dylan is doing Dylan. That's evolution tattoo in
New Haven, Connecticut. Who came in just so we could
Dylan does Dylan? Yes, so we could experience that. So
congratulations to all involved, and uh especially you, uh Shay,
(09:46):
I guess you're the big winner. Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Never
thought that the congratulations.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. That's a long season, man, first things, Yeah, that
really is that is a long season.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I think great.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Can can I just have a microphone on the tattooing
the entire time that we're on? Is that possible?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Here?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Just so yeah, we got a week's going on there.
It might be a little tough. But I can hold
the mic up there too if we need to.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Okay, but if we can get a little sound so
people can get that experience. Wow, wow, get that then ingenuity. Yeah,
I'd like for it a little more pronounced here. So well,
you still have to hear bad Larry, Right, Well, I
don't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
How does it feel? Feel?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Which part? Fine? Okay? So it doesn't hurt? No? Okay,
are you sure I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying very
hard not to move at all, I know. So that's
getting a rebait tattooed. She actually does have quite the
beautiful She does have great penmanship, right, the signature, great, great,
(11:00):
doing that for decades, recapping some of the stuff in Vegas,
by the way, Dylan and Ray big losers, And in
Vegas Tuesday night Shay arrived. Wednesday, you were on your
best behavior.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I was a good boy, Danny, and then Thursday night
she got weird.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, but then you had a problem with a dealer
named Tina.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh my god, fucking Tina. What happened, Danny.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So some people are just mad at their childhood, mad
at their life. I mean, she was wearing a mask
as if it was COVID four point zero.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well maybe when she saw you here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, but she was mean, Danny mean.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, tell me, were you gambling with other people?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
There was a table full of people, Dylan Ray, a
couple of the betties that they brought in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And sometimes when you when you're next to somebody who
does stupid things with their cards, that affects your cards
big time.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, it was very rude, and Tina let everybody know that.
I told Tina that, chill the hell.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So there was a degenerate next to you who decided
to split g we're talking about Virginia, the dude who
split fives.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Danny split five with a ten showing, but fives with
a ten showing didn't sit.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well with me. And the dealer was showing a six.
I think he was worked for the casino. He was
washing money. He's a cooler. Oh you think so?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was bad cooler at a ten dollar table, you
know how they.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna take him a while. And then
it was really sad to see, is it binions? Is
that the casina.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I went back to Binyons.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Okay, so he goes to Binyons alone and he's by
himself playing craps. Nothing is sadder in Vegas than seeing
a grown man by himself, because usually craps is hey hard,
six man, give me five? Yeah, people are partying. Yeah,
everything's great. Right, and then all alone alone, And then
(12:58):
when Shay left the crabs table, what happened lit up
the game like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I went to go play black Jacket and Binion's they
have these girls. They have them dressed like, you know,
scantily clad and push up bras and whatnot. Please stick around, right,
And I'm playing blackjack and this girl is just giving
me the time of my life. She's just ruining everything
I know about. And I can't leave because I'm a
glutton for punishment. And I look over my shoulder after
(13:31):
I lost my six hand in a row, and the
craps table that I just left as twelve people around it.
There's people behind them. They're screaming, they're high fiving, they're yelling,
we just hit another heart sex, holy shit. And that
was a table I just donated, you know, two months
of private school.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They just gave it to them.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
And now They're all having the best time of their
life and I'm alone with this.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You know, man hating woman in a push up braw
burned a hole through me with a green eyes.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dylan, I didn't know how you did gambling. I know
Tuesday wasn't good, fucking terrible.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Honestly, Tuesday was the tip of the iceberg. Then I
just got my lunch eat by blackjack.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
All week, and then we Friday night, after we were
you know, done with everything, I walked back to the
Fountain Blue like just fucking lost six hundred dollars at
the Sahara.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I'm like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Put one hundred dollars hand down because the minimum for
fifty at that point.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Anyways, Oh yeah, if I win, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
And I at least made a hundred bucks back, throw
a hundred down, get a fourteen hit bust, and I'm like,
fuck this shit, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And I was like, I am ready to leave tomorrow.
I was nervous when I guess it was Wednesday when
somebody I said, have you seen Shay And they go,
oh yeah, Dylan and Ray went up to his room
and I go, oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
No, we're actually you know what it was, there's nothing
the fairy is going on.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Did a podcast, Yeah, we did a podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You did your podcast, Oh my god, which you could
argue is worse than whatever you imagine we're doing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
What's more detrimental.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, all right, let's turn our attention to this week
while Dylan gets his Riva McIntire. It's just Riva, Notriva McIntyre. Correct, No,
I think she signed just Riba Okay, of course. Well, yeah,
she's tired. Yeah here, Yeah, she's a she's a one
name artist, you know. Reva and her boyfriend Rex Lynn
(15:30):
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Gah guy, great guy.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He's a good dude.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We just sat there and meet Friday and had the
trigger and we had a We had a great time.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes, yes, Ray, Yeah, he went on a tangent about
he was riding unlike Dylan. He was riding Iowa overs
all year.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They fucked me every single week. Uh that. So let's
turn her attention to bets this week post super Bowl.
I guess we have some golf in college basketball, Shay,
So I'll start with you.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I got two units on Can't Pay minus one sixty
five for the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's that's Patrick Kent.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Every time I bet on them, you can't pay.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Fowler plus three twenty, that's again in the top twenty
college basketball.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You all are gonna take me crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But Pacific plus sixteen against Santa Clara.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Then they've lost eleven games.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And the way, I don't care, Okay you Danny, all right,
Rutgers minus four against Evanston.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Letting their best player out for the season.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, correct, but it's seven, Okay, all right, SMU two
Lane under one fifty eight and a half. And then
I'm going back to the old.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
The Jaguars, South Bama laying the two against the Bobcat.
And it doesn't matter what sport you take.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
South at an affinity to Mobile, Yeah, I love South Bama.
Anything else, yeah yeah, Minnesota Purdue under one forty seven.
And then I got some MLB futures. Okay, I got
Ballmer plus fourteen hundred to win the World Series.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, Mets plus five thousand.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Larry's gotta be ready to bet on the right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If anybody's going to make it a move anyway, Okay,
Philly plus fifteen hundred, Braves plus four fifty Ale East
I got Ballmer plus two tenn uh. And then the
Cardinals to win the central two units plus one forty easy, peasy.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, uh the Genesis. How's the
tattoo looking over there? I hope good?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Okay, but I think we're in good shape. Then, okay,
I got my guy JT top five plus three six Thomas, Okay, wow.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Every week Sahita Gala to win plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I had a strong showing at the disastrous waste management,
did you guys?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, it's so awesome it did.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
It was very Woodstock ninety nine sound in the in
the news articles.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't think it was.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Imagine being a cope dealer in Phoenix that week.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean just that's that's not where I would have gone.
Oh right, But Dylan, did you and Ray have a
bet last year on the who wins the next first major?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah? Major? First? I had justin Thomas and Ray had
what more account and more count? Yeah? I still like that. Okay, Wait,
are you guys have a bet this year?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Well it's kind of just like a standing bet. Oh okay, okay,
So next one to win a major?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh? And then you said, uh, say the Gala to
win plus thirty five hundred. And you guys saw him
at the Travelers in Hartford, Connecticut.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah, and Ray was like, the nice round today, he
missed the cut. But how are we to know, Dan,
We're drinking fifteen beers and eating as many hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
As possible, right, anything else?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Yep, I'm going yes to hole in one of the tournament.
I usually go no, but I jtu practicing hit a
hole in one I think earlier today.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But no, they're playing today, all right? Sorry? Yes, yay, Yeah,
they're playing today. So that's plus one for ye.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
And then I've got a little NHL parlay Rangers money
line against the Habs, the krack and money line against
the Bruins, an Avage Avalanche money line against the Lightning
plus six fifteen. And then also I heard a rumor
that there's a Denver College basketball game.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh yeah, I got to add that, Danny Denver lane
three and a half, Bang bang.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Harvard to the west End. I'm going to ride that too.
You know they suck, but that brings us to bad
Larry Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Wow, okay, to your wow what Larry Hockey Ben whatever?
You guys just bet I couldn't even follow it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hockey.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, I'll follow hockey. You start betting the ice, you
got to give it up. I'm betting the I'm betting
the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh wow, are you? And you're giving me a sh I.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Haven't left my house yet. I have yesterday's newspaper. The
lines weren't it from yesterday?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
To you?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
As I said, the only guy I trust in that
on this lead right now?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do that every week you go? You know, I don't
know the lines. And I just got him out of
the paper all right.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
My bookie didn't even have the player props on Wednesday
when we had to send him in last week.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, you're betting on the yesterday's newspaper.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
You're betting on the All Star Game West minus two
against each okay over three sixty four. And I didn't
see a line. The paper doesn't have a line for
the first half over. But I want the first half over. Also,
four units on the first half over, two units on
the other two NBA bets. Okay, Ray, I'll trust you
(20:48):
on whatever line you give me on that first week.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Stop. Nobody's trying to mess with you. Have you met Ray?
Why is he the one you trust the most.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
You give me just sent me a picture of somebody
sent me a picture of Dylan walking across the casino
floor the first night. You guys are out there, you know,
like Dylan looking good after fifteen beers or whatever it was.
I thought it was that guy from a national Lampoon vacation,
one of the Grizzwolds that out. What was that ouse
(21:18):
that you were sporting?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I thought I looked good. Larry, Sorry, Larry, you given fashion,
But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if we
should be doing that.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Good picture I saw you. None of you guys thought
Dylan looked weird that first night.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I'm sure plenty of people did, but not because we
got a lot of Ron Jeremy comparison.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, sure there is Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I wish, I wish I could say that was the
first time that I had gotten that comparison.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, it's really just the mustache, but it's only Yeah,
there's only a couple of comparisons there. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
How disappointed?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Are they the only cool one? If you want the
comparison to Ron Jeremy, you'd like to have the whole package,
you know, except.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You know, unless exchanging prison sentences. Then I think I'm
getting all right.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You could be the boss in that bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Do we have anything else?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
One unit on Victor Hovelin this day.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
How about a round of a clue hovey Larry hobby
Land Larry pronounced it correctly.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Yeah, so I got him one unit top twenty and
one unit top ten.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, I like Victor Hovelin, Loving Victor. Yeah, he's all right.
That's uh. I think that's it. I don't know if
we have anything else over under Caitlin Clark. Do we
have an over under h Ray?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
No over under on points, but we have how she
will break the record?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Okay, so it's a three, a two, or a free throw.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Give me the free throw, give me the free throw.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, I want the free throw? Free throw?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
How many? How many points does she need?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I'll take I'll take the three?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Good back.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What are the odds they have? The odds best odds
are for three, I think, aren't they?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Righty?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That is correct, Okay, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take
a layup. Probably that's probably the smart bet. Honestly, I
don't know. I don't know what the smartest bad. I
mean three, throw plus four fifty lock it in. Yeah,
I'll match that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It's gonna be a logo three, logo three.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Wait, so what if she it's she doesn't get the.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Line that often, honestly doing research.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Doesn't take a three. Yeah, her first three shots of
the game might be three, Larry.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They want you to think she's gonna take a three.
She's gonna be driving. She wants you to think she's
taken three. She's gonna have like a little hesitation dribble
and then coin and then dart through and then lay
in and then that's it. I don't know if she'd
do a euro step. She might, but she did say
I hope they don't stop the game because I don't
want us to burn a time out. I thought that
was pretty good. Yeah, a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
So the best, the best to break the record, right? Eight?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, the three three?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
What am I getting? I am I getting plus eight hundred?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What? Wait for what?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No? The opposite, Larry, No, I think that's the favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, the favorite is to get a three minus one
twenty five Still pretty good odds though, eight hundred insane?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
What the fuck isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
It's like, what does she shoots?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Gambler? No, she shoots better than twenty five from three.
I think she shoots like forty, doesn't she's close to forty. Yeah,
she's good. She shoots forty seven overall. I think, Yeah,
like that, Larry.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I'm saying, I'll stay. I'll stay with the three. Yeah,
she's gonna just cancel that all together.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But you want to take a free throw, Larry. Now
we've talked to this.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
She's shooting thirty nine percent from three.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Wow, are you comfortable? Larry?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I'm saying with the three, Okay, good one unit.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Uh, Dylan has done it. D Yeah, it's tonight at
seven point thirty on Peacock. Dylan from a Evolution tattoo
in New Haven is killing it. We want to thank
them for coming in short notice. Ray Ray was calling
around see if we could get somebody to come in,
and uh, boy, you imagine your tattoo artist and you
(25:18):
walk in and you go, Okay, who am I tattooing?
And then Dylan goes, you're tattooing, and then Shay goes,
and then I want a tattoo on my inner thigh.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, it only gets worse.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, uh so we'll put this out on social media,
but you'll be able to see Dylan get his tattoo
and then Shaye getting his. Now are you going to
do on your ribcage or your thought?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know you, Danny. I'm gonna fus.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You're in the on deck circle.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Oh my thought. I got the other thigh done. I
figure you get the other one.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Get some action, you know, some action? Yeah, I need
to I need to leave right after this.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Shay started talking about getting a Prince Albert too. While
yeah we're done. Well he likes it in the can. Hey, okay,
bad Larry, thank you, and uh I hope I gotta.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Run my life. Just sent me a shopping list.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Business, Oh, Larry, go go of course.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I got a Cola Corona and Corona Light is on
the list, and I know like a plenty of but
can so we're good.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I got Larry. That's bad Larry, bad Larry. It's a
shopping list, as if it's like an emergency. I gotta
go right now. Yeah, he's gonna take him all day
to find the ship.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Ye I was gonna say, what are the odds that
he brings everything back on that list.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
What's three thousand?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I got peanut butter? All right, So Dylan is almost
done with his tattoo, and then it'll be Shay's a turn.
We'll put that up on social media. By thanks to
Marvin who has to listen to this ship every week.
Also Ray who produces this or at least a reasonable
fact simile, and and uh weeks our camera guy has
to watch shooting down my cleavage for the last cleavage
(27:09):
you do? You you do got a lot of clear Yeah,
pretty hot? Yeah yeah, pretty hot. I make it work
from from this angle. It's good. Yeah, pretty hot. Yeah yeah.
Marvin hasn't turned around once yeah, you know, and with
good reasons. Okay, once again, our thanks to Evolution Tattoo
(27:29):
in New Haven, Connecticut and Dylan their tattoo artists who
came in probably against better wishes. Uh, but thank you
guys for coming in. And uh, we'll talk to you
next week on Dan Patrick. Oh no, we're off next week.
What yeah, yeah, we need to take a break, our
break from everybody from each other. Yeah, the show is
(27:52):
on vacation next week. We were just all together for
a week. Well, we've been together for quite some time.
We need a little break. Yeah, I have seeing the
chicken cutlets that are hanging off of Dylan's chess Wow,
blocks of marble Mark. We're going to be off next
week Shye and Irving podcast. Are you doing Shae and
(28:13):
Irving podcast? Okay, so maybe wherever you get your podcasts
Shay and Irving and uh, we'll talk to you not
next week but the week after that. Thank you.
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy
to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry,
(00:24):
Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.
Here's Dan Patrick, Oh, back from Vegas and it's time
to pay up on some bets. Now, let me let
me set the scene here. We got Shayan Irving, we
got Ray, we got Marvin, we got Dylan. We have
Dylan from a tattoo parlor. It's called Evolution and that's
(00:47):
located in New Haven, Connecticut. Evolution Tattoo came in and
Dylan is getting a tattoo because Dylan lost the bet.
With the number of bets that were placed in the
Super Bowl, do you have the exact wording on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
This ree units lost? Danny and mathematically I was behind
by probability.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wise, Yeah, you had quite a few over thirty five
bets thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And I smoked him. I smoked him. I smoked him.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Danny all right like a blunt Yes, Ray, Yes, Ray, Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So Dylan had six bets, Shay had thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Bets, okay, And what was the end up when it
was the end result?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh well, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Shay won ten units and Dylan lost four.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh my god, five, I'm sorry he smoked him. Now
we came up with the loser was going to get
a Riba McIntyre tattoo. She sang the anthem We met
her boyfriend, Rex Lynn the actor, And then did you
reach out to him to get RIBA's signature? Yes? I did.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And funny story behind that is so the day after
one of Reba's biggest, I would say, biggest performances of
her life, he told me that he was talking to
Riba about Dylan getting the tattoo. The first thing they
talked about in the morning was Dylan getting a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay. So, by the way, the over under was a
ninety and a half and the tattoo is going to
be is it riba ninety point five? Is that what
they're both going with.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think Dylan's just getting the signature. I think Shay
will get the ninety and a half.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm a purist.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Then okay, so I'm eccentric, Danny.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, you're getting So Dylan is getting his tattoo on
his back. They're prepping him. They're shaving his back right now.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's gonna take an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Danny. You looking at your body, You're you're Fatrick mahomes.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The weed whacker to get the rest of that back
here too.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes you are. You're an MV pig.
And then Shay, you're getting your riba tattoo where either.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
On my thigh or the root cage? I don't know yet, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, when when you're going to de sign?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Probably when I look in the tattoo.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, well one is you take off your shirt, the
other you take off your pants.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I love taking my pants.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, then the thigh it is, okay, all right, so
that's uh. We'll run through all the bets. But Dylan
lost five units last week, Shay won ten. Shay ended
up plus four on the season, Dylan minus eight.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Larry lost five units minus twenty five.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
How did I lose five units?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
How is he not getting a tattoo?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Because I said no, one not that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, you know, I couldn't convince him to get loser
across his foreheads. So if you look hard enough, it's
already there.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Hold on five units on the coin flip, five units
on the game that lost. That's even. I had three
units on three bets. I went two and one, and
I had one of you four guys or two years
on four guys to score a touchdown Kelsey CMC scored
any other three did Larry?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Let's slid Dan direct the traffic. Okay, we'll get to you.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna need to You're gonna want
to chug that. I'm going to be here for a while,
so I better get something to Yeah, okay, so here
we go. I see. So, Dylan, do you want to recap?
You won the coin toss? That's it. I won the
(04:33):
coin toss. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I was like, oh, we're off to a good start.
And that was as good as you got. I lost
that parlay I did, which actually the point total was yeah,
fascinating topic because yeah, one, if you had it, it
was forty seven and a half. That was tough, forty seven,
and then right before kickoff forty six. Yeah, but like that,
(05:01):
if you had forty six and a half. That's a
brutal beat.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you missed, you missed your parlay Gatorade an octopus
and George Kettle to be MV pick. Yeah he was not.
I think he had thirteen yards. Yeah, he was barely
playing the MV pick. Let me recap, Shay he lost.
Christian McCaffer MVP Kelsey twenty five receiving yards first half.
(05:28):
Let me see the ones. You got Purty and mahomes
over twenty five pass attempts each. You had the Chiefs
taking the two and a half and Debo rushed numbers
under sixteen and a half. And then let me turn
my attention Lee page two a lot more Danny shortest
td over one and a half score in the final
(05:50):
two minutes. You said, no result of the first punt
affair catch total sacks under four and a half first
interception would be the Niners. Uh, what happens first? The
Niners first punt score the first points. It was a punt.
Kyle used check at leasond favorite polock in the world.
(06:13):
Dan at least one catch? Wait, who's one?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I the use I lived above a Perogi shop in
Chicago for several years.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's my favorite polock amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh used check over three and a half yards first
quarter under nine and a half over, ninety point five
seconds on the anthem. Yeah, she came through, but she
came through on a technicality. I think, oh no, no sho. Okay,
she was on her way to the under. But then
(06:43):
she took nearly twelve seconds to say brave and the brave.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
When she did that, I went, oh, she's over. I
love it. Just certified gangster move right there. Yep, yeah,
the over under no phtal anthem ninety point.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Five Djen Hall of fame. I liked it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I loved it all right. Let's recap bad Larry. He
had the niners. He had the over under twenty forty
seven and a half the under.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, no, that was forty seven. I was a push stand.
There's who are you a lot there? Who are your
stealings on me?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm not. I'm going by what Ray has down here.
Why do you think I'm stealing from you?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Okay, go ahead, keep reading. I'm out in front of me.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Ray. You never do, and then you think that we're
stealing from it. Ray, explain this, Larry.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was forty seven and a half. I have it
on my sheet. I did not edit the sheet. You
had forty seven.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
That's fine. I trust Ray you. I trust okay.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So that that end, that's four units. So you lost
five units on the niners right, one on a coin flip,
and then four units the over. You lost three units
on mahomes passing numbers under you got three units McCaffrey
(08:03):
longest reception over thirteen and a half and over one
hundred and twenty combine yards one twenty four and a half.
So you got that McCaffrey anytime score. That's two units,
and then you lost two on Kelsey anytime score, put checko,
anytime score, Kittle, anytime score. And that would add up
to what Ray.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Larry, that would add up to any ideas minus five units.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I had minus one, but I had my over under
the push. Okay, oh now you've got okay, you're right, Ray,
I trust you. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Think.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I know, I know won, I know I won my
under I mean my over bet in real life, but
I guess I lost it on a shadow.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
No, No, this is real life.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
The tattoo is.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Real life, Dan, Yeah, can I hear the tattoo as
the tattooing started over there, we're underway, Dan, Okay, can
I get a Can I hear some of that?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Move the mic? Dylan?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Yeah, well I'm trying not to move because I don't
want to suck it up.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, do we have an do we have another microphone
that I can at least hear the tattoo?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh I like that getting it done?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah? I like that. So that's uh Dylan.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I was hoping I was gonna have to lean over
any further because it's not exactly a more flattering position.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
So so Dylan is doing Dylan. That's evolution tattoo in
New Haven, Connecticut. Who came in just so we could
Dylan does Dylan? Yes, so we could experience that. So
congratulations to all involved, and uh especially you, uh Shay,
(09:46):
I guess you're the big winner. Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Never
thought that the congratulations.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. That's a long season, man, first things, Yeah, that
really is that is a long season.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I think great.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Can can I just have a microphone on the tattooing
the entire time that we're on? Is that possible?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Here?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Just so yeah, we got a week's going on there.
It might be a little tough. But I can hold
the mic up there too if we need to.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Okay, but if we can get a little sound so
people can get that experience. Wow, wow, get that then ingenuity. Yeah,
I'd like for it a little more pronounced here. So well,
you still have to hear bad Larry, Right, Well, I
don't have to.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
How does it feel? Feel?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Which part? Fine? Okay? So it doesn't hurt? No? Okay,
are you sure I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying very
hard not to move at all, I know. So that's
getting a rebait tattooed. She actually does have quite the
beautiful She does have great penmanship, right, the signature, great, great,
(11:00):
doing that for decades, recapping some of the stuff in Vegas,
by the way, Dylan and Ray big losers, And in
Vegas Tuesday night Shay arrived. Wednesday, you were on your
best behavior.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I was a good boy, Danny, and then Thursday night
she got weird.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, but then you had a problem with a dealer
named Tina.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh my god, fucking Tina. What happened, Danny.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So some people are just mad at their childhood, mad
at their life. I mean, she was wearing a mask
as if it was COVID four point zero.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well maybe when she saw you here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, but she was mean, Danny mean.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, tell me, were you gambling with other people?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
There was a table full of people, Dylan Ray, a
couple of the betties that they brought in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And sometimes when you when you're next to somebody who
does stupid things with their cards, that affects your cards
big time.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, it was very rude, and Tina let everybody know that.
I told Tina that, chill the hell.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
So there was a degenerate next to you who decided
to split g we're talking about Virginia, the dude who
split fives.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Danny split five with a ten showing, but fives with
a ten showing didn't sit.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well with me. And the dealer was showing a six.
I think he was worked for the casino. He was
washing money. He's a cooler. Oh you think so?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was bad cooler at a ten dollar table, you
know how they.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna take him a while. And then
it was really sad to see, is it binions? Is
that the casina.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I went back to Binyons.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Okay, so he goes to Binyons alone and he's by
himself playing craps. Nothing is sadder in Vegas than seeing
a grown man by himself, because usually craps is hey hard,
six man, give me five? Yeah, people are partying. Yeah,
everything's great. Right, and then all alone alone, And then
(12:58):
when Shay left the crabs table, what happened lit up
the game like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I went to go play black Jacket and Binion's they
have these girls. They have them dressed like, you know,
scantily clad and push up bras and whatnot. Please stick around, right,
And I'm playing blackjack and this girl is just giving
me the time of my life. She's just ruining everything
I know about. And I can't leave because I'm a
glutton for punishment. And I look over my shoulder after
(13:31):
I lost my six hand in a row, and the
craps table that I just left as twelve people around it.
There's people behind them. They're screaming, they're high fiving, they're yelling,
we just hit another heart sex, holy shit. And that
was a table I just donated, you know, two months
of private school.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
They just gave it to them.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
And now They're all having the best time of their
life and I'm alone with this.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You know, man hating woman in a push up braw
burned a hole through me with a green eyes.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dylan, I didn't know how you did gambling. I know
Tuesday wasn't good, fucking terrible.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Honestly, Tuesday was the tip of the iceberg. Then I
just got my lunch eat by blackjack.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
All week, and then we Friday night, after we were
you know, done with everything, I walked back to the
Fountain Blue like just fucking lost six hundred dollars at
the Sahara.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I'm like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Put one hundred dollars hand down because the minimum for
fifty at that point.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Anyways, Oh yeah, if I win, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
And I at least made a hundred bucks back, throw
a hundred down, get a fourteen hit bust, and I'm like,
fuck this shit, I'm going upstairs.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And I was like, I am ready to leave tomorrow.
I was nervous when I guess it was Wednesday when
somebody I said, have you seen Shay And they go,
oh yeah, Dylan and Ray went up to his room
and I go, oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
No, we're actually you know what it was, there's nothing
the fairy is going on.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Did a podcast, Yeah, we did a podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You did your podcast, Oh my god, which you could
argue is worse than whatever you imagine we're doing.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
What's more detrimental.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, all right, let's turn our attention to this week
while Dylan gets his Riva McIntire. It's just Riva, Notriva McIntyre. Correct, No,
I think she signed just Riba Okay, of course. Well, yeah,
she's tired. Yeah here, Yeah, she's a she's a one
name artist, you know. Reva and her boyfriend Rex Lynn
(15:30):
was awesome.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Gah guy, great guy.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He's a good dude.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
We just sat there and meet Friday and had the
trigger and we had a We had a great time.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes, yes, Ray, Yeah, he went on a tangent about
he was riding unlike Dylan. He was riding Iowa overs
all year.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They fucked me every single week. Uh that. So let's
turn her attention to bets this week post super Bowl.
I guess we have some golf in college basketball, Shay,
So I'll start with you.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I got two units on Can't Pay minus one sixty
five for the top twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's that's Patrick Kent.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Every time I bet on them, you can't pay.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Fowler plus three twenty, that's again in the top twenty
college basketball.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You all are gonna take me crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But Pacific plus sixteen against Santa Clara.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Then they've lost eleven games.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And the way, I don't care, Okay you Danny, all right,
Rutgers minus four against Evanston.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Letting their best player out for the season.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, correct, but it's seven, Okay, all right, SMU two
Lane under one fifty eight and a half. And then
I'm going back to the old.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
The Jaguars, South Bama laying the two against the Bobcat.
And it doesn't matter what sport you take.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
South at an affinity to Mobile, Yeah, I love South Bama.
Anything else, yeah yeah, Minnesota Purdue under one forty seven.
And then I got some MLB futures. Okay, I got
Ballmer plus fourteen hundred to win the World Series.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, Mets plus five thousand.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Larry's gotta be ready to bet on the right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If anybody's going to make it a move anyway, Okay,
Philly plus fifteen hundred, Braves plus four fifty Ale East
I got Ballmer plus two tenn uh. And then the
Cardinals to win the central two units plus one forty easy, peasy.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, uh the Genesis. How's the
tattoo looking over there? I hope good?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Okay, but I think we're in good shape. Then, okay,
I got my guy JT top five plus three six Thomas, Okay, wow.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Every week Sahita Gala to win plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I had a strong showing at the disastrous waste management,
did you guys?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, it's so awesome it did.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
It was very Woodstock ninety nine sound in the in
the news articles.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't think it was.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Imagine being a cope dealer in Phoenix that week.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean just that's that's not where I would have gone.
Oh right, But Dylan, did you and Ray have a
bet last year on the who wins the next first major?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah? Major? First? I had justin Thomas and Ray had
what more account and more count? Yeah? I still like that. Okay, Wait,
are you guys have a bet this year?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Well it's kind of just like a standing bet. Oh okay, okay,
So next one to win a major?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh? And then you said, uh, say the Gala to
win plus thirty five hundred. And you guys saw him
at the Travelers in Hartford, Connecticut.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah, and Ray was like, the nice round today, he
missed the cut. But how are we to know, Dan,
We're drinking fifteen beers and eating as many hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
As possible, right, anything else?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Yep, I'm going yes to hole in one of the tournament.
I usually go no, but I jtu practicing hit a
hole in one I think earlier today.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But no, they're playing today, all right? Sorry? Yes, yay, Yeah,
they're playing today. So that's plus one for ye.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
And then I've got a little NHL parlay Rangers money
line against the Habs, the krack and money line against
the Bruins, an Avage Avalanche money line against the Lightning
plus six fifteen. And then also I heard a rumor
that there's a Denver College basketball game.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh yeah, I got to add that, Danny Denver lane
three and a half, Bang bang.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Harvard to the west End. I'm going to ride that too.
You know they suck, but that brings us to bad
Larry Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Wow, okay, to your wow what Larry Hockey Ben whatever?
You guys just bet I couldn't even follow it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hockey.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, I'll follow hockey. You start betting the ice, you
got to give it up. I'm betting the I'm betting
the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Oh wow, are you? And you're giving me a sh I.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Haven't left my house yet. I have yesterday's newspaper. The
lines weren't it from yesterday?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
To you?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
As I said, the only guy I trust in that
on this lead right now?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do that every week you go? You know, I don't
know the lines. And I just got him out of
the paper all right.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
My bookie didn't even have the player props on Wednesday
when we had to send him in last week.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, you're betting on the yesterday's newspaper.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
You're betting on the All Star Game West minus two
against each okay over three sixty four. And I didn't
see a line. The paper doesn't have a line for
the first half over. But I want the first half over. Also,
four units on the first half over, two units on
the other two NBA bets. Okay, Ray, I'll trust you
(20:48):
on whatever line you give me on that first week.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Stop. Nobody's trying to mess with you. Have you met Ray?
Why is he the one you trust the most.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
You give me just sent me a picture of somebody
sent me a picture of Dylan walking across the casino
floor the first night. You guys are out there, you know,
like Dylan looking good after fifteen beers or whatever it was.
I thought it was that guy from a national Lampoon vacation,
one of the Grizzwolds that out. What was that ouse
(21:18):
that you were sporting?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I thought I looked good. Larry, Sorry, Larry, you given fashion,
But I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if we
should be doing that.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Good picture I saw you. None of you guys thought
Dylan looked weird that first night.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I'm sure plenty of people did, but not because we
got a lot of Ron Jeremy comparison.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, sure there is Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I wish, I wish I could say that was the
first time that I had gotten that comparison.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, it's really just the mustache, but it's only Yeah,
there's only a couple of comparisons there. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
How disappointed?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Are they the only cool one? If you want the
comparison to Ron Jeremy, you'd like to have the whole package,
you know, except.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
You know, unless exchanging prison sentences. Then I think I'm
getting all right.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
You could be the boss in that bad Larry.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Do we have anything else?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
One unit on Victor Hovelin this day.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
How about a round of a clue hovey Larry hobby
Land Larry pronounced it correctly.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Yeah, so I got him one unit top twenty and
one unit top ten.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, I like Victor Hovelin, Loving Victor. Yeah, he's all right.
That's uh. I think that's it. I don't know if
we have anything else over under Caitlin Clark. Do we
have an over under h Ray?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
No over under on points, but we have how she
will break the record?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Okay, so it's a three, a two, or a free throw.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Give me the free throw, give me the free throw.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, I want the free throw? Free throw?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
How many? How many points does she need?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I'll take I'll take the three?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Good back.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What are the odds they have? The odds best odds
are for three, I think, aren't they?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Righty?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That is correct, Okay, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take
a layup. Probably that's probably the smart bet. Honestly, I
don't know. I don't know what the smartest bad. I
mean three, throw plus four fifty lock it in. Yeah,
I'll match that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It's gonna be a logo three, logo three.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Wait, so what if she it's she doesn't get the.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Line that often, honestly doing research.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Doesn't take a three. Yeah, her first three shots of
the game might be three, Larry.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They want you to think she's gonna take a three.
She's gonna be driving. She wants you to think she's
taken three. She's gonna have like a little hesitation dribble
and then coin and then dart through and then lay
in and then that's it. I don't know if she'd
do a euro step. She might, but she did say
I hope they don't stop the game because I don't
want us to burn a time out. I thought that
was pretty good. Yeah, a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
So the best, the best to break the record, right? Eight?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, the three three?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
What am I getting? I am I getting plus eight hundred?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
What? Wait for what?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
No? The opposite, Larry, No, I think that's the favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, the favorite is to get a three minus one
twenty five Still pretty good odds though, eight hundred insane?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
What the fuck isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
It's like, what does she shoots?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Gambler? No, she shoots better than twenty five from three.
I think she shoots like forty, doesn't she's close to forty. Yeah,
she's good. She shoots forty seven overall. I think, Yeah,
like that, Larry.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I'm saying, I'll stay. I'll stay with the three. Yeah,
she's gonna just cancel that all together.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But you want to take a free throw, Larry. Now
we've talked to this.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
She's shooting thirty nine percent from three.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Wow, are you comfortable? Larry?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I'm saying with the three, Okay, good one unit.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Uh, Dylan has done it. D Yeah, it's tonight at
seven point thirty on Peacock. Dylan from a Evolution tattoo
in New Haven is killing it. We want to thank
them for coming in short notice. Ray Ray was calling
around see if we could get somebody to come in,
and uh, boy, you imagine your tattoo artist and you
(25:18):
walk in and you go, Okay, who am I tattooing?
And then Dylan goes, you're tattooing, and then Shay goes,
and then I want a tattoo on my inner thigh.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah, it only gets worse.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, uh so we'll put this out on social media,
but you'll be able to see Dylan get his tattoo
and then Shaye getting his. Now are you going to
do on your ribcage or your thought?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know you, Danny. I'm gonna fus.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You're in the on deck circle.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Oh my thought. I got the other thigh done. I
figure you get the other one.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Get some action, you know, some action? Yeah, I need
to I need to leave right after this.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Shay started talking about getting a Prince Albert too. While
yeah we're done. Well he likes it in the can. Hey, okay,
bad Larry, thank you, and uh I hope I gotta.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Run my life. Just sent me a shopping list.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Business, Oh, Larry, go go of course.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I got a Cola Corona and Corona Light is on
the list, and I know like a plenty of but
can so we're good.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I got Larry. That's bad Larry, bad Larry. It's a
shopping list, as if it's like an emergency. I gotta
go right now. Yeah, he's gonna take him all day
to find the ship.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Ye I was gonna say, what are the odds that
he brings everything back on that list.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
What's three thousand?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I got peanut butter? All right, So Dylan is almost
done with his tattoo, and then it'll be Shay's a turn.
We'll put that up on social media. By thanks to
Marvin who has to listen to this ship every week.
Also Ray who produces this or at least a reasonable
fact simile, and and uh weeks our camera guy has
to watch shooting down my cleavage for the last cleavage
(27:09):
you do? You you do got a lot of clear Yeah,
pretty hot? Yeah yeah, pretty hot. I make it work
from from this angle. It's good. Yeah, pretty hot. Yeah yeah.
Marvin hasn't turned around once yeah, you know, and with
good reasons. Okay, once again, our thanks to Evolution Tattoo
(27:29):
in New Haven, Connecticut and Dylan their tattoo artists who
came in probably against better wishes. Uh, but thank you
guys for coming in. And uh, we'll talk to you
next week on Dan Patrick. Oh no, we're off next week.
What yeah, yeah, we need to take a break, our
break from everybody from each other. Yeah, the show is
(27:52):
on vacation next week. We were just all together for
a week. Well, we've been together for quite some time.
We need a little break. Yeah, I have seeing the
chicken cutlets that are hanging off of Dylan's chess Wow,
blocks of marble Mark. We're going to be off next
week Shye and Irving podcast. Are you doing Shae and
(28:13):
Irving podcast? Okay, so maybe wherever you get your podcasts
Shay and Irving and uh, we'll talk to you not
next week but the week after that. Thank you.
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