November 21, 2023 • 21 mins
Today we joined by Shea in Irving who is calling us from Austria, we talk to him about his excursion with his family which included a strange main dish for Thanksgiving. We also get into our bets eventually. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my
bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody's here. I don't
know where you are, but everybody's here. Let me let
me start with Shay. Last we left off, you were
going to Austria with the family. Hallo recolaw.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm in Vienna, Danny. I don't know what the hell
is going on.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, okay, give me the highlights. So far. You travel
with three little girls and your wife or your roommate.
How good? How bad?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I mean, it's pretty easy for me because they have
three across, so the roommate has to sit with the
baby and the two kids together, and I just get
to watch movies and you know, drink polish beer and shit.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, but everything's good. Everybody's playing nice over there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'm not really, I mean, I'm in a little bit
of a trouble. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wait, how did you get in trouble over there?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, they're doing Thanksgiving here and I was sent out
to get a turkey, and I stopped by a couple
of stands and had some beers and some brocks, and
it was gone for a good three hours. And I
came home with what I thought were two little turkeys.
Turns out there fucking geese. Man, So so I'm not
(01:51):
really I'm kind of persona no grata right now at
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, all right, Well two geese is better than one.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know. My mom is fucking.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Bad, bad Larry. Where are you at a funeral? No?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
No, no, I just pulled in front of I'm sitting
in my car in front of Raise. I told everyone
quarter to one for lunch, and we're running a little behind.
So I'll do the show and then i'll go out
of my lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, all right, Just to let everybody know that it's
Shaye and Irving, not Shae and Irving. It's Shae in Irving,
who's now in Vienna. It's bad Larry. Somewhere on the
Jersey Shore, we have Dylan, the graphics guy who's dominating
so far, Yes you are. We have Marvin who's on
the controls here recording everything. Picture Day Rays, the producer
(02:41):
of this god forsaken podcast. So let's recap. Dylan is
up plus twenty one one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Other week in the positive.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dan unbelievable one four units last week. Bad Larry lost
three units last week. So you're at plus four. Shae
lost three units and you're also tied with bad Larry
five plus four. Yeah. How bad do you feel, Shay
that you're down to Larry's level.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't know. I'm still thinking, Jesus, I'm up at all.
This is a miracle, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, Dylan is the one who you lost some bets.
You lost on the NFL. You got crushed on the NFL.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh, it's about time it caught up with me. About
time to cut up with me?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No I saw about Dylan. Dylan got crushed on the NFL,
but he dominated college football, clean sweep in college. Yeah,
you had a month more, I actually did.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You had Illinois Iowa under thirty and a half. And
yes you're a winner again.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Just it's every weekday.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's just it's like Christmas and at Little Appy State
money line.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was big.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Do you know about Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
App State and James Madison? You had Notre Dame minus
twenty four and a half. He had Washington plus two
and a half against Oregon State. So you dominated there.
Your Parlay didn't do well and your NFL for the
most part, didn't do well.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And they had the Vikings cover in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Loves that Barry bad, Barry bad.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Larry.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Uh, you're kind of spotty here. Anything you want to
point out?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Well, I think Travis Kelsey's love struck and dropped like
the fumble and then two simple drops. That's a bad
loss for say and I last night we're both on
Kansas City horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, So you think that you know his love life
Taylor Swift is interfering with his football life.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Nope. Do you see he was punching the ground, he
was angry. Yeah, he's got to he's gotta go get
on that picturey tour.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, does your relationship with your wife affect your gambling?
Do you have a reason why you're not very good?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Come on, dyl Anama, you're having a fabulous here. I
love it. Ray when you get us a chance, look up,
how many of those three unit under ay, I was
to have won him, because that's like crazy. That line
is twenty eight. I can't touch it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That might actually.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
God, it's twenty six this week, twenty six and a half,
twenty six and a half.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Dylan, who are playing I looked at it and I said,
you know what, just let let the Dylan take that.
I'm gonna stay away from that game, Larry.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I mean at this point, I think you just take it, right.
I mean, they're playing Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You have to take it every game, Yeah, until you lose. Yeah,
I mean it's nowhere around.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, but I understand bad Larry. This is where you go.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Okay, I'm not jumping in that.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You would think they would have to hit another over
at some point this season and we're running out of time.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But the lower that number goes, the more I like it.
Thirty and a half scares more than twenty six and
a half.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What are you doing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Shake?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What? Uh? Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Been drinking since ten am?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't know what the funk I'm up to?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, what are you making sounds for?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That was the goose?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What time?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Laughing? Kind of choking, choking, laughing, you know, fucking breathing.
Are you out here?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Are you drinking by yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh? Well yes, but I mean there's a ball full
of people.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, but your wife and your kids are there. Well
they can't drink, I know, But what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
My parents hang out with them? Oh I'm going to
I'm going to a Christmas market after this. Good buy
the kids some ship at least that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, but if you if you fucked up a turkey,
what are you going to screw up with your kids?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Bring them home with some fucking brat or something.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hey, avoid any old memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, shut up going any thing you want to mention
for last week there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, fucking Chargers game?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Were you fucking shit me? Drop touch? Give me a
fucking break. That was money in the bag.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Uh? Kansas City minus three launched that one. Uh, let's see. Uh,
Texas State minus three and a half they allound. They
allowed seventy seven points against Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Let me tell you, I got a lot of shit
on Twitter for that one.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Should rightfully?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So you should? Oh my god, you just you just
missed that one. Huh. They allowed seventy seven points against
arc state. And this is another one. When you when
you give me the you break it down. The more
you break something down, the more nervous I get for you.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I get it. I don't blame you, not one bit.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If has any uses, any numbers in his analysis beforehand
automatically faded.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Not just fade it. Get the alternate fucking spread and
put your mortgage on it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If only you've done Arkansas state alternate spread minus forty,
you would have made a nice little chunk of change.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I did have.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I did have Broncos money line against the Dolphins earlier
this season. Though that was pretty that was even uglier.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Bad Larry. How was the funeral celebration of life?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh? I felt like Shay at the end of the night.
I was in trouble with everyone because it's one all
day and all night. I got home at like two
thirty in the morning. Well, when we went to dinner,
I was told we went to dinner somewhere in the middle,
like ten of us that I don't remember. Thankfully, the
waitress in Squan tavern is also the waitress and raised,
so she took care of it. But yeah, I think
(08:37):
Shay threw ubbing off on me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you're in trouble. All right, let's turn our attention
to this week, Dylan. Since you're dominating, you get to
go first.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Thank you, Dan.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
All right, we'll start it off with a little egg
bowl action. All miss minus ten and a half Againstssissippi State.
O shocker, three units. I went to brass under twenty
six and a half. It's amazing every time. Michigan minus
three and a half against Ohio State. I think they
do the three peat in light of in light of
(09:10):
everything going on lately, got Pitt verse six against Duke
and then el Passa plus seventeen against Liberty.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You gotta have a parlay I.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Do in a little Turkey Day parlay.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Lions minus seven and a half against the Packers, the
Commanders plus eleven against the Cowboys, and Seahawks plus six and.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A half against the Niners. So taking all the Thanksgiving
Day games rolled into one that always works.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And what Dolphins minus ten against the Jets.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Tim Boyle is probably worse than Zachuay.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Now he won one game in college. Was he like
one in ten at Yukon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Probably, And that's a that's a big one game at
Yukon too.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yeah. Every win's a big win at Yukon. Yeah,
but I think Tim Boyle won one game as a starter.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
But did he died to get into the NFL then
as a one game winner at Yukon.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I just think maybe he's, you know, a really bright
football mind. And then he became friends with Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I guess could be.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know. I don't know the friendship path. There
any other games there in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
YEP, Giants Patriots over thirty three and a half, simply
because this game should be terrible. So I'm fading myself here. Okay,
Texans plus one and a half against the Jaguars, bill's
moneyline against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Eagles got to lose again.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
If I said, you're can have c J stround or
Trevor Lawrence from here on out in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's actually tough. I don't I would. My inclination would
be Trevor Lawrence. But I don't know. I'm just from
seeing more.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What about you, bad, Larry c J Strounder, Trevor Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Trevor Lawrence, no question, he's Johnny's fantasy quarterback. I got
a root for him. Oh no, that's not that influence
is my betting.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know, but that's not what we're asking. Who your
son's fantasy quarterback is?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Never mind, Well it's Trevor Lawrence. He had a monster
game for us this weekend, and I got him the
rest of.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
All Shaye and Rvy, No, no, I'm talking about their careers,
not fantasy points. If you were a GM of an actual.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Team, I thought you said the rest of this year.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Their careers, the rest of their career.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I still want Trevor law All right, what about you,
Shay CJ.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Strout all day? You have fucking nuts?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Deal?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I got a Bill's money line against the Eagles plus
one sixty and then Sunday night Ravens again minus four
and a half against the Chargers. Because, as I've said,
and I've said many times, the Chargers are dead to
me when it comes to betting on them.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So I'll be fading them for the duration as well.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, I don't know what that means, but you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Duration of the season.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, all right, that brings us to bad Larry Larry
h What do you have? Where do you want to start?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm going to start with my three three unit, three
team ts. But I got to adjust these lines because
I heard you gave the lines are a little different
than what I sent in this morning. Of course I
want the Cowboys. I have it at plus a half.
I think it's now minus one and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is that right, picture day, Ray?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
It's one right? It was eleven? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Right. So I want the Cowboys. I went under the
Giants under forty five whatever that line goes to. And
then I want the Chiefs. I don't know what that
line is, but that's my three team tes. Get ten
points with just each one of them, okay for three units,
and then I want one unit on a bunch of
NFL games Cowboys. I know now it's minus eleven against
(12:43):
the Commanders, yep. I want to forty nine ers minus
five and a half against the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Forty minus six and a half.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Six and a half, Okay, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Every every time we do this, you don't reach out
to Ray to get the actual lines that we're going with,
and your your lines are usually wrong, and then you
get frustrated.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I'm not in frustrated. I'm just I'm sitting in my
car changing a line on my sheet.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So, but you could have reached out to Ray this morning.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Correct, basically I could have, but Ray was very busy.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No he's not. No, you know what he does all morning.
He makes fucking hot dogs. That's it.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Okay, Right, next week, I'll reach out to you. Well,
when I sent this bat in and Dolphins were minus six,
they're ten, they're minus ten. I still want them at
minus ten. Dolphins minus ten, Jaguars minus to one and
a half against the Texans, the Cols minus one against.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The Buccaneers minus two and a half.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Okay, No, you sound like you think I'm mad. I'm
not mad. I'm saying okay, and then I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Larry, give me.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Whatever lines you want. Okay, I want over in the
Ravens Chargers game. I'm hoping it's forty four and a
half it is. Yeah, and then in college I got
killed in college last week. So I just got three games.
North Carolina minus the two against North.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Erry minus three.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Okay, Yukon minus the two and a half against u.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Mask minus two. Gave me that is a that if
you said I could play in that game, I still
wouldn't or get paid to watch.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
It, and then I want what's the Washington Washington state line?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Sixteen and a half.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You know what, I'm gonna get rid of that game.
I don't want it anymore. Right, So just two games
in two games in the in the college and the
one two, three, four, six seven pros and my three
three unit three teen teasers.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So Larry, you're dumping. You're not taking the Washington game.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I'm sorry, you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're not taking the Washington game.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
No, just get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, I'm gonna take Washington minus sixteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Okay, Uh, smart, Dan, you done?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
If you dump it, I can pick it out, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh Now time for Shyan Irving joining us from Vienna.
We did have some feedback. Some people said that if
you are the Christian person you say you are, you
do use colorful language a lot on this podcast. So
just letting you know a little feedback there, Shane.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh, you got some fucking priest going in, Danny that's going.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
On here, and some nuns. Yes we do. We're big.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, nouns are real big on me. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, here we go. Here's Shan Irving with his college
football events.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I got the Green Wave laying the three. That's a
double shot, Danny, and I got the fighting Connors Stallions
minus three and a half, you Mass plus two and
a half, the Baptist laying sixteen and a half, and
Diego Pavia, my man, laying the one and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay, hold on you, mass Is getting two, Liberty Is minus.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Seventeen, motherfuck mate, and.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Then Diego Pavia coming off that big blowout against Auburn
minus one against Jacksville State. That's actually an interesting game.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'll take all them, Danny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Anything else? Why are you you're you're You're angry here?
Why are you angry? You're wait, you're drinking in Vienna.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Drinking in Vienna. I got hooked by a couple of geese.
I'm outside of some restaurant. It's been a trying day, Danny.
I should be praying, but here I am talking to y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, hurry up, you can finish up and then I'll
let you go back to whatever you need. Would you
say pray?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I should be praying, but I'm here talking to y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You would not be praying. When we hang up. Where
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'll be praying in the morning. I bet I'll be
praying to stay married.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you think your wife will be praying to not
stay married?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
The roommate got more since you met me.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I think after she's two geese for dinner. That might
pay the finals.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Two Giza ling five and okay, here's your NFL give
me your NFL picks. I'll let you go.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Pray Baker Mayfield plus two and a half, the fighting
Aguante's plus three, and then I got Sunshine lay in
the one and a half.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All right, giants are getting three and a half and
Jack's yes against ex minest one and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Y not good for sharing?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No, no, you're good, no against me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Lines moving against me smart money.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh boy, Okay, we're gonna start calling you pray in
Irving instead of shay and Irving because that's.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, that'll that'll shut the fucking nuns up.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Say when's the last time you actually prayed, like got
down on both knees.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Pray day, dummy, I pray every day. We don't have
to get nat stupid say that in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Where do you pray?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
In my mind? Danny?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know? But like you are you walking around praying.
Are you in the shower right now?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm praying for forgiven. I'm praying for praying for guidance.
How the hell I showed up here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
On the planet or.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
On this podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Outside of some bar? What is this bar? I think
it's Italian? Anyway, you're a.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Long way from Christmas Market, but you are in Vienna.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
C Yeah, I'm in the first district again. I know
that much. Okay, they're not very friendly here. I'll tell
you that.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Why would somebody be friendly with you?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Because I'm up? I know that order a be er, Danny.
You know what else is bad here? The drug scene
can't find ship.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You don't need anything to go to a Buddha pest
in town. You don't need anything. We don't need to
be trafficking here. We don't need to be giving any
information here.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You normally I can score within an hour.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We don't need that, we don't. You're just joking. I
know that.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm bating the Mendoza, Danny. I'm over.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
The Shaye at Irving podcast is on hiatus, so I'm
guessing if you come back from Vienna, then the podcast
will be resumes next week. Is that sound right?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know what. I'm back.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I wait, you're not How long you in Vienna?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
December something? I think the day before Pearl Harbor Day?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What do you? Oh my god, you gotta get back.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I think I think I'm not positive, Danny, don't quote
me on that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Should we reach out next week? See if you're with
us next week.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Chelsea, reach out mome morning. See if I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know what, I'm going to have picture de Ray
reach out just to check in with you.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We'll call enter Paul.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right? Well, good luck to everybody, and you know,
from the bottom of my heart, a happy Thanksgiving to
to all of you, Larry, Shaye and Vienna and Dylan
of course the graphics guy. But happy Thanksgiving and I
hope everybody has a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Also, Dan, one last thing, but I think if Iowa
hits the under this week, we may be in order
for some T shirts like Iowa T shirts, Yes, Iowa
and the under T shirts, so we can brainstorm.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What is it? Iowa three quarters vowels awesome?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Is that like the state motto?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I don't know, there's you know, three of the four letters.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Or Iowa their offense sucks.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, no, we don't know what. Let's work shop this okay,
bad Larry and Share. Yeah, yeah, that's they're they're gone. Okay,
well it's just you and me now, yeah, now it's
time to okay. Yeah, but uh, man Dyl, I'm worried
about Shaye though, that you're over there with your family
on vacation. That didn't sound good.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
He's a he's a pretty hearty fella though, But he
seemed angry. That's he seemed completely normal to me, So maybe.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's no, like every word was, you know, I think
he'd be having fun with it, bopping around in Europe.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But wait, he couldn't be on his own. No, you
can't have that happen. He can't even be on his
own here.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, he needs uh, he needs he.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Has parential guidance with his parents or his roommate's parents
over there. I don't think it's making much of a difference.
All right, all right, that's it. It's it's time to
close up shop here. Thanks for joining us on. Dan
Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll talk to you next week.
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Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my
bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody's here. I don't
know where you are, but everybody's here. Let me let
me start with Shay. Last we left off, you were
going to Austria with the family. Hallo recolaw.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm in Vienna, Danny. I don't know what the hell
is going on.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, okay, give me the highlights. So far. You travel
with three little girls and your wife or your roommate.
How good? How bad?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I mean, it's pretty easy for me because they have
three across, so the roommate has to sit with the
baby and the two kids together, and I just get
to watch movies and you know, drink polish beer and shit.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, but everything's good. Everybody's playing nice over there.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'm not really, I mean, I'm in a little bit
of a trouble. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wait, how did you get in trouble over there?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, they're doing Thanksgiving here and I was sent out
to get a turkey, and I stopped by a couple
of stands and had some beers and some brocks, and
it was gone for a good three hours. And I
came home with what I thought were two little turkeys.
Turns out there fucking geese. Man, So so I'm not
(01:51):
really I'm kind of persona no grata right now at
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, all right, Well two geese is better than one.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know. My mom is fucking.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Bad, bad Larry. Where are you at a funeral? No?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
No, no, I just pulled in front of I'm sitting
in my car in front of Raise. I told everyone
quarter to one for lunch, and we're running a little behind.
So I'll do the show and then i'll go out
of my lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, all right, Just to let everybody know that it's
Shaye and Irving, not Shae and Irving. It's Shae in Irving,
who's now in Vienna. It's bad Larry. Somewhere on the
Jersey Shore, we have Dylan, the graphics guy who's dominating
so far, Yes you are. We have Marvin who's on
the controls here recording everything. Picture Day Rays, the producer
(02:41):
of this god forsaken podcast. So let's recap. Dylan is
up plus twenty one one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Other week in the positive.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dan unbelievable one four units last week. Bad Larry lost
three units last week. So you're at plus four. Shae
lost three units and you're also tied with bad Larry
five plus four. Yeah. How bad do you feel, Shay
that you're down to Larry's level.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't know. I'm still thinking, Jesus, I'm up at all.
This is a miracle, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, Dylan is the one who you lost some bets.
You lost on the NFL. You got crushed on the NFL.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh, it's about time it caught up with me. About
time to cut up with me?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No I saw about Dylan. Dylan got crushed on the NFL,
but he dominated college football, clean sweep in college. Yeah,
you had a month more, I actually did.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You had Illinois Iowa under thirty and a half. And
yes you're a winner again.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Just it's every weekday.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's just it's like Christmas and at Little Appy State
money line.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was big.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Do you know about Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
App State and James Madison? You had Notre Dame minus
twenty four and a half. He had Washington plus two
and a half against Oregon State. So you dominated there.
Your Parlay didn't do well and your NFL for the
most part, didn't do well.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And they had the Vikings cover in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Loves that Barry bad, Barry bad.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Larry.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Uh, you're kind of spotty here. Anything you want to
point out?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Well, I think Travis Kelsey's love struck and dropped like
the fumble and then two simple drops. That's a bad
loss for say and I last night we're both on
Kansas City horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, So you think that you know his love life
Taylor Swift is interfering with his football life.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Nope. Do you see he was punching the ground, he
was angry. Yeah, he's got to he's gotta go get
on that picturey tour.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, does your relationship with your wife affect your gambling?
Do you have a reason why you're not very good?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Come on, dyl Anama, you're having a fabulous here. I
love it. Ray when you get us a chance, look up,
how many of those three unit under ay, I was
to have won him, because that's like crazy. That line
is twenty eight. I can't touch it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That might actually.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
God, it's twenty six this week, twenty six and a half,
twenty six and a half.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Dylan, who are playing I looked at it and I said,
you know what, just let let the Dylan take that.
I'm gonna stay away from that game, Larry.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I mean at this point, I think you just take it, right.
I mean, they're playing Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
You have to take it every game, Yeah, until you lose. Yeah,
I mean it's nowhere around.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, but I understand bad Larry. This is where you go.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Okay, I'm not jumping in that.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You would think they would have to hit another over
at some point this season and we're running out of time.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But the lower that number goes, the more I like it.
Thirty and a half scares more than twenty six and
a half.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What are you doing.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Shake?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What? Uh? Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Been drinking since ten am?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I don't know what the funk I'm up to?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, what are you making sounds for?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
That was the goose?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What time?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Laughing? Kind of choking, choking, laughing, you know, fucking breathing.
Are you out here?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Are you drinking by yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh? Well yes, but I mean there's a ball full
of people.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, but your wife and your kids are there. Well
they can't drink, I know, But what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
My parents hang out with them? Oh I'm going to
I'm going to a Christmas market after this. Good buy
the kids some ship at least that's what I said.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, but if you if you fucked up a turkey,
what are you going to screw up with your kids?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Bring them home with some fucking brat or something.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hey, avoid any old memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, shut up going any thing you want to mention
for last week there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, fucking Chargers game?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Were you fucking shit me? Drop touch? Give me a
fucking break. That was money in the bag.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Uh? Kansas City minus three launched that one. Uh, let's see. Uh,
Texas State minus three and a half they allound. They
allowed seventy seven points against Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Let me tell you, I got a lot of shit
on Twitter for that one.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Should rightfully?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So you should? Oh my god, you just you just
missed that one. Huh. They allowed seventy seven points against
arc state. And this is another one. When you when
you give me the you break it down. The more
you break something down, the more nervous I get for you.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I get it. I don't blame you, not one bit.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If has any uses, any numbers in his analysis beforehand
automatically faded.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Not just fade it. Get the alternate fucking spread and
put your mortgage on it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If only you've done Arkansas state alternate spread minus forty,
you would have made a nice little chunk of change.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I did have.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I did have Broncos money line against the Dolphins earlier
this season. Though that was pretty that was even uglier.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Bad Larry. How was the funeral celebration of life?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh? I felt like Shay at the end of the night.
I was in trouble with everyone because it's one all
day and all night. I got home at like two
thirty in the morning. Well, when we went to dinner,
I was told we went to dinner somewhere in the middle,
like ten of us that I don't remember. Thankfully, the
waitress in Squan tavern is also the waitress and raised,
so she took care of it. But yeah, I think
(08:37):
Shay threw ubbing off on me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you're in trouble. All right, let's turn our attention
to this week, Dylan. Since you're dominating, you get to
go first.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Thank you, Dan.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
All right, we'll start it off with a little egg
bowl action. All miss minus ten and a half Againstssissippi State.
O shocker, three units. I went to brass under twenty
six and a half. It's amazing every time. Michigan minus
three and a half against Ohio State. I think they
do the three peat in light of in light of
(09:10):
everything going on lately, got Pitt verse six against Duke
and then el Passa plus seventeen against Liberty.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You gotta have a parlay I.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Do in a little Turkey Day parlay.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Lions minus seven and a half against the Packers, the
Commanders plus eleven against the Cowboys, and Seahawks plus six and.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A half against the Niners. So taking all the Thanksgiving
Day games rolled into one that always works.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And what Dolphins minus ten against the Jets.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Tim Boyle is probably worse than Zachuay.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Now he won one game in college. Was he like
one in ten at Yukon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Probably, And that's a that's a big one game at
Yukon too.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yeah. Every win's a big win at Yukon. Yeah,
but I think Tim Boyle won one game as a starter.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
But did he died to get into the NFL then
as a one game winner at Yukon.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I just think maybe he's, you know, a really bright
football mind. And then he became friends with Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I guess could be.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know. I don't know the friendship path. There
any other games there in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
YEP, Giants Patriots over thirty three and a half, simply
because this game should be terrible. So I'm fading myself here. Okay,
Texans plus one and a half against the Jaguars, bill's
moneyline against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Eagles got to lose again.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
If I said, you're can have c J stround or
Trevor Lawrence from here on out in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's actually tough. I don't I would. My inclination would
be Trevor Lawrence. But I don't know. I'm just from
seeing more.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What about you, bad, Larry c J Strounder, Trevor Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Trevor Lawrence, no question, he's Johnny's fantasy quarterback. I got
a root for him. Oh no, that's not that influence
is my betting.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know, but that's not what we're asking. Who your
son's fantasy quarterback is?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Never mind, Well it's Trevor Lawrence. He had a monster
game for us this weekend, and I got him the
rest of.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
All Shaye and Rvy, No, no, I'm talking about their careers,
not fantasy points. If you were a GM of an actual.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Team, I thought you said the rest of this year.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Their careers, the rest of their career.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I still want Trevor law All right, what about you,
Shay CJ.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Strout all day? You have fucking nuts?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Deal?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I got a Bill's money line against the Eagles plus
one sixty and then Sunday night Ravens again minus four
and a half against the Chargers. Because, as I've said,
and I've said many times, the Chargers are dead to
me when it comes to betting on them.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So I'll be fading them for the duration as well.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, I don't know what that means, but you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Duration of the season.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, all right, that brings us to bad Larry Larry
h What do you have? Where do you want to start?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm going to start with my three three unit, three
team ts. But I got to adjust these lines because
I heard you gave the lines are a little different
than what I sent in this morning. Of course I
want the Cowboys. I have it at plus a half.
I think it's now minus one and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is that right, picture day, Ray?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
It's one right? It was eleven? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Right. So I want the Cowboys. I went under the
Giants under forty five whatever that line goes to. And
then I want the Chiefs. I don't know what that
line is, but that's my three team tes. Get ten
points with just each one of them, okay for three units,
and then I want one unit on a bunch of
NFL games Cowboys. I know now it's minus eleven against
(12:43):
the Commanders, yep. I want to forty nine ers minus
five and a half against the Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Forty minus six and a half.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Six and a half, Okay, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Every every time we do this, you don't reach out
to Ray to get the actual lines that we're going with,
and your your lines are usually wrong, and then you
get frustrated.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I'm not in frustrated. I'm just I'm sitting in my
car changing a line on my sheet.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So, but you could have reached out to Ray this morning.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Correct, basically I could have, but Ray was very busy.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
No he's not. No, you know what he does all morning.
He makes fucking hot dogs. That's it.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Okay, Right, next week, I'll reach out to you. Well,
when I sent this bat in and Dolphins were minus six,
they're ten, they're minus ten. I still want them at
minus ten. Dolphins minus ten, Jaguars minus to one and
a half against the Texans, the Cols minus one against.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The Buccaneers minus two and a half.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Okay, No, you sound like you think I'm mad. I'm
not mad. I'm saying okay, and then I'm mad.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm mad.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Larry, give me.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Whatever lines you want. Okay, I want over in the
Ravens Chargers game. I'm hoping it's forty four and a
half it is. Yeah, and then in college I got
killed in college last week. So I just got three games.
North Carolina minus the two against North.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Erry minus three.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Okay, Yukon minus the two and a half against u.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Mask minus two. Gave me that is a that if
you said I could play in that game, I still
wouldn't or get paid to watch.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
It, and then I want what's the Washington Washington state line?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Sixteen and a half.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You know what, I'm gonna get rid of that game.
I don't want it anymore. Right, So just two games
in two games in the in the college and the
one two, three, four, six seven pros and my three
three unit three teen teasers.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So Larry, you're dumping. You're not taking the Washington game.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I'm sorry, you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're not taking the Washington game.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
No, just get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, I'm gonna take Washington minus sixteen and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Okay, Uh, smart, Dan, you done?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
If you dump it, I can pick it out, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh Now time for Shyan Irving joining us from Vienna.
We did have some feedback. Some people said that if
you are the Christian person you say you are, you
do use colorful language a lot on this podcast. So
just letting you know a little feedback there, Shane.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh, you got some fucking priest going in, Danny that's going.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
On here, and some nuns. Yes we do. We're big.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, nouns are real big on me. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, here we go. Here's Shan Irving with his college
football events.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I got the Green Wave laying the three. That's a
double shot, Danny, and I got the fighting Connors Stallions
minus three and a half, you Mass plus two and
a half, the Baptist laying sixteen and a half, and
Diego Pavia, my man, laying the one and a half.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Okay, hold on you, mass Is getting two, Liberty Is minus.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Seventeen, motherfuck mate, and.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Then Diego Pavia coming off that big blowout against Auburn
minus one against Jacksville State. That's actually an interesting game.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'll take all them, Danny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Anything else? Why are you you're you're You're angry here?
Why are you angry? You're wait, you're drinking in Vienna.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Drinking in Vienna. I got hooked by a couple of geese.
I'm outside of some restaurant. It's been a trying day, Danny.
I should be praying, but here I am talking to y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, hurry up, you can finish up and then I'll
let you go back to whatever you need. Would you
say pray?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I should be praying, but I'm here talking to y'all.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You would not be praying. When we hang up. Where
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'll be praying in the morning. I bet I'll be
praying to stay married.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you think your wife will be praying to not
stay married?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
The roommate got more since you met me.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I think after she's two geese for dinner. That might
pay the finals.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Two Giza ling five and okay, here's your NFL give
me your NFL picks. I'll let you go.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Pray Baker Mayfield plus two and a half, the fighting
Aguante's plus three, and then I got Sunshine lay in
the one and a half.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All right, giants are getting three and a half and
Jack's yes against ex minest one and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Y not good for sharing?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No, no, you're good, no against me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Lines moving against me smart money.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh boy, Okay, we're gonna start calling you pray in
Irving instead of shay and Irving because that's.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, that'll that'll shut the fucking nuns up.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Say when's the last time you actually prayed, like got
down on both knees.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Pray day, dummy, I pray every day. We don't have
to get nat stupid say that in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Where do you pray?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
In my mind? Danny?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know? But like you are you walking around praying.
Are you in the shower right now?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm praying for forgiven. I'm praying for praying for guidance.
How the hell I showed up here.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
On the planet or.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
On this podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Outside of some bar? What is this bar? I think
it's Italian? Anyway, you're a.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Long way from Christmas Market, but you are in Vienna.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
C Yeah, I'm in the first district again. I know
that much. Okay, they're not very friendly here. I'll tell
you that.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Why would somebody be friendly with you?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Because I'm up? I know that order a be er, Danny.
You know what else is bad here? The drug scene
can't find ship.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You don't need anything to go to a Buddha pest
in town. You don't need anything. We don't need to
be trafficking here. We don't need to be giving any
information here.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You normally I can score within an hour.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We don't need that, we don't. You're just joking. I
know that.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm bating the Mendoza, Danny. I'm over.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
The Shaye at Irving podcast is on hiatus, so I'm
guessing if you come back from Vienna, then the podcast
will be resumes next week. Is that sound right?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't know what. I'm back.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I wait, you're not How long you in Vienna?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
December something? I think the day before Pearl Harbor Day?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What do you? Oh my god, you gotta get back.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I think I think I'm not positive, Danny, don't quote
me on that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Should we reach out next week? See if you're with
us next week.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Chelsea, reach out mome morning. See if I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know what, I'm going to have picture de Ray
reach out just to check in with you.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We'll call enter Paul.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right? Well, good luck to everybody, and you know,
from the bottom of my heart, a happy Thanksgiving to
to all of you, Larry, Shaye and Vienna and Dylan
of course the graphics guy. But happy Thanksgiving and I
hope everybody has a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Also, Dan, one last thing, but I think if Iowa
hits the under this week, we may be in order
for some T shirts like Iowa T shirts, Yes, Iowa
and the under T shirts, so we can brainstorm.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What is it? Iowa three quarters vowels awesome?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Is that like the state motto?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I don't know, there's you know, three of the four letters.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Or Iowa their offense sucks.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, no, we don't know what. Let's work shop this okay,
bad Larry and Share. Yeah, yeah, that's they're they're gone. Okay,
well it's just you and me now, yeah, now it's
time to okay. Yeah, but uh, man Dyl, I'm worried
about Shaye though, that you're over there with your family
on vacation. That didn't sound good.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
He's a he's a pretty hearty fella though, But he
seemed angry. That's he seemed completely normal to me, So maybe.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's no, like every word was, you know, I think
he'd be having fun with it, bopping around in Europe.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
But wait, he couldn't be on his own. No, you
can't have that happen. He can't even be on his
own here.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, he needs uh, he needs he.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Has parential guidance with his parents or his roommate's parents
over there. I don't think it's making much of a difference.
All right, all right, that's it. It's it's time to
close up shop here. Thanks for joining us on. Dan
Patrick takes a gamble, and we'll talk to you next week.
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