May 9, 2024 • 2 mins
Grandpa wanted to drink ALL DAY... so he left his 7 year old granddaughter with a homeless woman.
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(00:00):
Straight clown show. It was sixpoint one number one for you. Oh
my god, what's his granddad's namethere, Jeeves Jason Warren. So Jason
got a drinking proper. Let's startthere. He's a clown of the day
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to day and for whatever reason,one of his children decided to ask him
as granddad to watch after their toddler. Right, so, he was schmobbing
down the street in their neighborhood.He looks over, he goes, there's
Lucky's Bar. That looks like whereI need to be right now. So
as he pulled into the parking lot, he noticed a homeless woman that was
(00:44):
in the area gave him money togo take this baby shopping. Yeah,
handed her twenty bucks and say,yeah, just hold on her a little
bit now. This fifty her oldgrandpa ended up walking into the bar and
drinking all day, for hours,all day, and then by the time
he came out, he thought thebaby had been kidnapped. Called nine one
one, And then when the authoritiespulled up, they were like, sir,
(01:06):
so tell us the story again.Once he said he had paid the
woman twenty bucks, they were like, I think we just got a dalve
a little deeper into He walked outof there at seven forty five pm.
He was there like before noon.Yes, and so the woman, basically,
I guess, took care of theseven year old little girl that God
dumped off on her, and she'sover here talking about it. I was
(01:27):
just walking down the street. Thisguy asked me, can you go into
the store with my daughter to buya pair of shorts. All of a
sudden, the helicopter's going around,and attention on the ground, attention on
the ground, and it says hername. I'm glad that I was walking
when I was, because she couldhave been left with someone who doesn't want
to watch her or something like that. You know, someone that doesn't really
care. Yeah, in better handswith a homeless person. That's how you
(01:49):
know your daddy is Yeah. Youa clown is a clown with clowns all
day. Clown man, a clown, that addiction man, that addiction,
no matter what it is, ittakes priority over your loved ones, your
grandkids, your significant You gotta getthem things under control. But at fifty
(02:09):
four years old, I think,God, Warren, you just need to
stay over there at the water andhole and just leave everybody else alone,
I guess exactly. Can't trust nobodyin his hands. You know, even
when you mentioned you know you gottawatch out for those family members. The
first name that popped into my headwas my cousin Fear love them like I
do with y'all. Don't know that'smy drunk cousin from Detroit. I mean
(02:30):
drunk. Yes, grandfather, Yes, he still got more sense than to
leave a baby with a homeless onethat way,
Straight clown show. It was sixpoint one number one for you. Oh
my god, what's his granddad's namethere, Jeeves Jason Warren. So Jason
got a drinking proper. Let's startthere. He's a clown of the day
(00:22):
to day and for whatever reason,one of his children decided to ask him
as granddad to watch after their toddler. Right, so, he was schmobbing
down the street in their neighborhood.He looks over, he goes, there's
Lucky's Bar. That looks like whereI need to be right now. So
as he pulled into the parking lot, he noticed a homeless woman that was
(00:44):
in the area gave him money togo take this baby shopping. Yeah,
handed her twenty bucks and say,yeah, just hold on her a little
bit now. This fifty her oldgrandpa ended up walking into the bar and
drinking all day, for hours,all day, and then by the time
he came out, he thought thebaby had been kidnapped. Called nine one
one, And then when the authoritiespulled up, they were like, sir,
(01:06):
so tell us the story again.Once he said he had paid the
woman twenty bucks, they were like, I think we just got a dalve
a little deeper into He walked outof there at seven forty five pm.
He was there like before noon.Yes, and so the woman, basically,
I guess, took care of theseven year old little girl that God
dumped off on her, and she'sover here talking about it. I was
(01:27):
just walking down the street. Thisguy asked me, can you go into
the store with my daughter to buya pair of shorts. All of a
sudden, the helicopter's going around,and attention on the ground, attention on
the ground, and it says hername. I'm glad that I was walking
when I was, because she couldhave been left with someone who doesn't want
to watch her or something like that. You know, someone that doesn't really
care. Yeah, in better handswith a homeless person. That's how you
(01:49):
know your daddy is Yeah. Youa clown is a clown with clowns all
day. Clown man, a clown, that addiction man, that addiction,
no matter what it is, ittakes priority over your loved ones, your
grandkids, your significant You gotta getthem things under control. But at fifty
(02:09):
four years old, I think,God, Warren, you just need to
stay over there at the water andhole and just leave everybody else alone,
I guess exactly. Can't trust nobodyin his hands. You know, even
when you mentioned you know you gottawatch out for those family members. The
first name that popped into my headwas my cousin Fear love them like I
do with y'all. Don't know that'smy drunk cousin from Detroit. I mean
(02:30):
drunk. Yes, grandfather, Yes, he still got more sense than to
leave a baby with a homeless onethat way,
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