May 1, 2024 • 2 mins
You donate to the church this past Sunday? Well, your money might be going to fund Candy Crush and Mario Kart Tour. Yikes.
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(00:00):
Straight. What's just passed his namethere, abyz My man's name is Reverend
Lawrence Kozak. So every time youhand that money over, right, a
lot of us go in blind faithpretty much every day, just like,
(00:22):
Okay, we're gonna trust this houseof God. We're gonna come here and
we're gonna get the word, andwe're gonna leave enlightened, and we're gonna
drop all money so that this beautifultemple of prayer can stay erect and direct
us on a daily or weekly basis. So you drop your little money in
the ties, you know, sackbasket whatever it is. Past that had
(00:44):
a plan. Oh man, he'slike, look at all that candy crush
money come in. This man apparentlyhas some kind of addiction to some online
gaming. And I don't mean likegambling, I mean like actually playing video
games. And that's what he wastedall the church his money on biz over
forty thousand dollars over a three yearspan, candy crushing Mario Kart. That's
(01:07):
his addiction. He was on theredoes anytime he wasn't playing in the service
for today, running around with Marioand a cart collecting all the jewels and
all the coins and whatnot. Bro, imagine you going over there, like,
Pastor Kozak, can I talk toyou today? I'm having some issues
with my affliction. He's like,hold on real quick, I just got
to get this last power up,give me one more sight. Here we
go me mighty, okay, I'mdone. What's your problem son? What?
(01:30):
So? Yeah, after they foundthis out after looking at this man's
Apple ID, they were like,yo, Pastor Kozak, come with us
real quick, because you've been you'vebeen spending all the cash. Brother.
It's like, hold on, I'mtrying to clear this on another level,
just sitting there all day long playingcandy Crush. How on God's Green Earth
(01:56):
do you spend forty thousand dollars inthe app store. They love him,
They love him over there at theApple Store. So, you know,
obviously they found out about it throughhis gaming account and they were like,
check this out. You're done it. Yeah. They sat that man down
for going ahead and spending that money. Now he's looking at a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. Fine,it wasn't worth it. They're red you
(02:20):
a clown. A clown clowns allday, clown man, you're a clown.
Praise God. Yeah, A lotof times I just pray at the
house. Man, I pray allmy way here. You know what I'm
saying. It starts with it.It does. Ain't no rules to this.
I do go to church and wedo donate. But you know,
(02:44):
we got a big church. Sohopefully the money is to keep that thing
going. Bigs crossed
Straight. What's just passed his namethere, abyz My man's name is Reverend
Lawrence Kozak. So every time youhand that money over, right, a
lot of us go in blind faithpretty much every day, just like,
(00:22):
Okay, we're gonna trust this houseof God. We're gonna come here and
we're gonna get the word, andwe're gonna leave enlightened, and we're gonna
drop all money so that this beautifultemple of prayer can stay erect and direct
us on a daily or weekly basis. So you drop your little money in
the ties, you know, sackbasket whatever it is. Past that had
(00:44):
a plan. Oh man, he'slike, look at all that candy crush
money come in. This man apparentlyhas some kind of addiction to some online
gaming. And I don't mean likegambling, I mean like actually playing video
games. And that's what he wastedall the church his money on biz over
forty thousand dollars over a three yearspan, candy crushing Mario Kart. That's
(01:07):
his addiction. He was on theredoes anytime he wasn't playing in the service
for today, running around with Marioand a cart collecting all the jewels and
all the coins and whatnot. Bro, imagine you going over there, like,
Pastor Kozak, can I talk toyou today? I'm having some issues
with my affliction. He's like,hold on real quick, I just got
to get this last power up,give me one more sight. Here we
go me mighty, okay, I'mdone. What's your problem son? What?
(01:30):
So? Yeah, after they foundthis out after looking at this man's
Apple ID, they were like,yo, Pastor Kozak, come with us
real quick, because you've been you'vebeen spending all the cash. Brother.
It's like, hold on, I'mtrying to clear this on another level,
just sitting there all day long playingcandy Crush. How on God's Green Earth
(01:56):
do you spend forty thousand dollars inthe app store. They love him,
They love him over there at theApple Store. So, you know,
obviously they found out about it throughhis gaming account and they were like,
check this out. You're done it. Yeah. They sat that man down
for going ahead and spending that money. Now he's looking at a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. Fine,it wasn't worth it. They're red you
(02:20):
a clown. A clown clowns allday, clown man, you're a clown.
Praise God. Yeah, A lotof times I just pray at the
house. Man, I pray allmy way here. You know what I'm
saying. It starts with it.It does. Ain't no rules to this.
I do go to church and wedo donate. But you know,
(02:44):
we got a big church. Sohopefully the money is to keep that thing
going. Bigs crossed
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