Lawrence Wants a Piece of His Friend's Mom

His buddy told him he should date his mom, which is crazy, but Lawrence likes the idea. Let's see if we can hook these two up. 

Episode Transcript

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All right, signed, you wantto show on KBO base number one fIF
pop a RB. Is you gonnasign on? What's up? Your man
likes Joone sewing in for the guyg bitch, So Lawrence, explain this
to me. So you're talking aboutyour crush or what your dating situation is.
Is one of the homies was like, what's up though, like take
my mom out or something like thatis what I'm getting from producer Jason for

(00:21):
crush on you today? So explainit to me. Base. I listen
to you guys all the time.You guys always got crazy going on.
Wow this all the time. Youknow, check out right one of my
boys, right cool dude. Hecame at me and was like, man,
you should date my moms. AndI'm like, I mean, is
he an elderly gentleman? Like,what's going on? Right? Nah?

(00:41):
Nah? He? You know hismom's had had him when she was really
young, young love. But I'mjust blown away. This is my boy.
You know, have you seen apicture? I saw the picture of
the girl. His mom's is fine. She got a tight package, you
know what I mean. So I'dlike, you guys do all kinds of
crazy stuff. Let me call youup and share this story because it's unbelievable

(01:02):
to me, nothing like this thathappened. Okay, tell yeah, we
gotta get her on the phone.What's mom's names again, Laurie? What
so what? He's a full allright? Uh, let's see we get
Lauri on the phone and see whatshe's talking about. Man, young mom's
out there where you're at. Idon't know what guy is offering up his
moms, but hey, let's seewhat happened. People together say tking people

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up on you know one G morningshow. Ban's number one for hip hop
and R and B sixte k lall right, sona, you want you
on K unless you're gonna start it? What's up? You got Lex Jones
fulling in from my man GB zonit out there? Les, Yeah,
No, I'm good, I'm inhere. I'm all right. Yeah,
we did your eyes a collar onmy mind. I mean, my god,

(01:51):
long weekend. I got you allright, We're all trying to wake
it up on a Monday. SoLaurence hit us up, says he listens
all the time, and his boywas like, man, take my mom's
out, dude, excuse me.Yeah, I mean it's not an ordinary
thing right. You know, there'ssome young beautiful moms out there. Something's
happened, maybe in high school,and here you are, just a young
mom looking gorgeous and whatnot. Ithink that's the case here. So Lawrence

(02:14):
was like, are you serious?Showed them pictures. Apparently Laurie is a
little ting run around these Bay areastreets. Why. I mean, I'm
sure she looks nice, but Idon't know if I'm getting somebody's mom.
So he's like, y'all do somecrazy stuff all the time. Call it
for me and see what's up.So, Laurie, this is Sanna.
Your man likes Jones. Yeah,we heard you out there in the streets
looking good girl. Oh well,yes, thank you, rave man.

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So we've got a person by thename of Lawrence on the phone for you.
How you doing, Laurie, I'mgreat. How are you? I'm
doing great. Me and your sonwas talking and he kind of threw it
out at me that possibly we shouldget together. Oh my gosh. I
mean she told me about this,but now we're on the race Lawrence is

(03:00):
doing. Your son stepped to Lawrenceit was like, you look like what
And I listened all the time.I listen all the time they do this
kind of stuff. I said,why not give it a shot. And
plus they'll give me a chance tokind of break the ice with you.
Consider the ice broken. I likethe way the sounds looks like he's getting
ready to be good. He didshow me your pictures, and I have

(03:23):
to admit, I mean, myboy's been listening to me my whole life.
He he does know my time.Boom boom boud. Yes, yes,
awesome. Okay, So what we'redoing? You know, Mother's Day
is coming up, and we didmeet for your son, so maybe we
could do something that we can andnot sooner. Yeah, absolutely, just

(03:44):
something know, like dinner, maybea nice dinner outside, a little stroll
the pressure. Definitely definitely go sitby some water. Maybe get some drinks.
Yeah, that sounds perfect. Maybeget some drinks going on it now,
broke, it's going on a dayon Mother's Day is crazy, as
you know. God, I'm bless. If that's what you want to do.
Sure, why not? I mean, her babies are grown. I'm

(04:06):
sure her son, his homie isgonna come by and drop off flowers whatever
mom likes. Then she's free.Sure you know what I'm saying it's not
an old day affair, why notgo out? How's some fun about to
start calling Lawrence the milfunder there yougo. Hey, they're out there for
real sure, so it's a goodlook for crush on you today. A
couple of people going out on adate this weekend. I love that.
Every morning we do it about sevenfifteen, just trying to get some folks together.