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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm he
os Kevin Pollo. Guess that Kevin Pollock. Yeah, No, I
don't see how that's your business, but I digress. I'm
so very happy to welcome you all to another episode.
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Say hello to Joey Greer. Grimmy. If you will when
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when you get to have what would you like God
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Our first scene cons indeed from Amanda Parker, who wrote,
hey there, First of all, thank you from the bottom
of my heart. Why is it always the bottom? Uh?
You folks may help me make it through my everyday life.
I listened to the show everywhere, whether it's at the
office my boyfriend and I own a massage clinic. Hello,
or at my part time job at night where I
(02:36):
deliver pizza until three am. Keep me laughing so I
don't break down crying. Ah. I have an idea for
a scene. A pizza place that never closes despite any
natural disaster, much like the one I work at in
Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Um, even when the wind chilled
dips blow six degrees, We're still delivering pizza. Ya um.
(02:58):
In this scene, the natural disaster might have something to
do with the zombie apocalypse. Whatever you want to do, go,
Thanks for entertaining me with all your amazing hilarity, Amanda Park.
We could take you to that pizza place now, yep.
I was wondering, Um, do you think I could um
leave um a little bit earlier today? Oh, someone wants
to leave early just a little bit. You got something wrong,
(03:20):
something wrong with your kid again? Is that what's happening? Well, yeah, Clark,
it ain't two more Pepperoni's. Yeah, I'll get you more
Pepperoni's coming out. Yeah, there's something wrong with my kid again. Yeah. Look,
I'm not I'm not calling you a liar or anything,
but there's something been wrong with how many of your
kids you had? Now, like eleven you've said that there's
something's been wrong with Yeah, yeah, I think you're full
(03:42):
of bologney. But you go ahead, you know what you
take girls. I don't like it this way. I don't
like it this way. I'd rather really have like your
true blessing before I take off. Yeah, you're not gonna
get okay, okay, I did think about it. I wanted
for the record that I did. Oh, come on, come
on the customer. Oh gosh, sorry, I was berating, berating
(04:04):
one of my one of my one of my cooks.
That's what it sounded like. He lies about children a lot.
My kids are sick, are they? That is that is
is that snow coming down out there? That that is
snow and it is sharp snowing. Oh gosh, sharp snow
cutt my nose. Wow. Oh yeah, I didn't know. I thought,
(04:24):
you know what you see so much Marinera on people
here that I oh sharp snow day, I'm starving. Well,
you know what, you came to the right place. Pasta?
Do we do we have pasta? Let me get our
pasta guy out here for you. Good, Hey, Tino, what
do you need? This is Tino or pasta guy? You
(04:45):
tell him whatever kind of pasta you want and he
can make it special for you. You know, I'm having
a day. My nose is bleeding. It was a sharp snow.
I'm so cold. I'd love some warm pasta with some meatballs.
Do you want it to the creamy sauce? The okay? Okay,
(05:06):
so no laguini. Uh you want to meet what kind
of sauce you want in there? You know the good guy.
I mean there's a lot of good kinds of some
kinds of friends. Do you have butter with ketchup inside? What?
Like my mom used to make any six? Okay, okay,
I'll be right there. Listen. Let me let me give
(05:28):
you something no no, no, no, no no spaghetti catch up
and bother that's not a good sauce. Let me bring
you back something really special. They bring you back something. Hey,
rich Um, I was maybe you can cover my my
shift tomorrow. Yeah, man, that's not a problem. Banks, man,
it's my kids. Tell me about it. Man. Wow, well, like,
(05:50):
so you know I have you loving children. Yeah, it's
just like one by one, like one gets sick and
the other get sick. They get sick, and then they
get sicked, and you know, they get sick, and they
get sicked and the o they get sicked in you
they get sicked and you know, they get sicked and
the other get sick. And so it's like I gotta
be there for them. They're like spreading a disease amongst themselves. Man, Yeah,
that's what it feels like. So it feels like like
I feel like I'm a little congested myself. So I
(06:12):
really appreciate that. Man. Maybe we don't tell. We don't tell.
Bost and those kids got nailed this, man, you should.
I don't know if fire is the thing, but what
take care of it? What do you mean? What do
you mean? What I mean? Like, is there a fire remedy?
I could be using ancient one? Yeah, okay, I'm into
like holistic stuff. Check out this tone. Yeah, my buddy,
(06:33):
dug it a lot of dust. Yeah, it's like from
I don't know, fourteenth century or twelveth century or something
like that. I don't know what Christ was alive anyway.
So if you read some of these passages right here
in Latin, it should evoke some kind of temple charm.
It's gonna open up a portal dimension. It's gonna be
able to clench your children through fire. Are you on
an eight am or seven eight am ship? Yeah, but
(06:57):
you're gonna need the blood of each one. You're gonna
need hair articles, and you're gonna need a charm. I
just need to guarantee I can't keep missing work, Dude,
I get that. Man, this chi Yeah, yeah, thank you
so much. Kitchen Steve. Yep, Kitchen Steve, what's going on
back there? Why are we eighty six? And everything? Are we?
Did you not place an order this week for nothing? Yeah?
(07:19):
You're right, that's on me. I'm the one who orders
the pasta. Is that your point? All right? Are you
busting my balls again? I'm simply saying you're pointing fingers
away from yourself. Yeah, I'm always point fingers away from myself,
Kitchen Steve. Your job, Kitchen Steve, is to stay in
the kitchen and make sure the food gets made. And
when I hear the words the numbers eighty six coming
out of the kitchen right makes me upset. Well, maybe
(07:39):
if we go back to my original name, Chicago Steve,
that wouldn't be these problems. Oh, okay, Chicago Steve. Maybe
little Lumbridge with Kitchen Steve. Sure you look you you
when you were in Chicago, when you were in Chicago
for Chicago Steve. You know who New Chicago Steve. Every
mobster in town, New Chicago Steve. I bring you in here.
I name you Kitchen Eve, so no one's gonna know who. Sorry,
(08:02):
hold on, I'm getting a little bit. Does that not
feel good? Yeah? Do you get that? I got a
little like it's not object it's like a like a
congestion of heartache, heartache, heart attack. What do you know
about heartache? Not a lot, I'll be honest with you.
But pretty cheery, rosy guy. You probably noticed that. Yeah,
ah man, Yeah, you guys, taste this really quick. Tell
me if this taste like the best spaghetti sauce you've
(08:24):
ever had. Where's that butter and ketchup? It's definitely butter
inside ketchup. So I was gonna try something super special
and different. I've decided to make this woman's homemade recipe.
I don't know what we should call it. Lilac that's
already taken, flower good Ginger also already takes. No. You're
(08:47):
terrible at you guys, I hate didn't rupt, but I
wasn't listening to just about one of your kids, know
all right, Uh, that's rude of you to say, though
I love him, that's all. Thank you, Just a cheery guy. Yeah,
listen to the new report and it says that the
snow is coming down sharper than we've ever seen to
stay indoors mean sharp. Well, it was a flesh freeze.
(09:08):
It dropped so quick that the water is just sharpest basically.
I mean, there's a super bloody lady in the front
of the restaurant, super blush. She's been she's caked it out.
I'm not even sure she's awake or passed out. She's
this is her. I got to go out there get
that tour. Hey, what's this? What's this book doing on
the prep table? What is this? Some kind of tone? Yeah,
(09:31):
from when when like Christ was alive something like that.
Who brought you? Bring that? In the end, buddy, I'm
just holding for a bit. It's got a really cool
pictures on the inside. And you know, open open him up?
Is it open? You keep closing it when you talk.
I can't you seem to have you seem to have
(09:54):
diminished significantly since we wandered away from you. I think
they were more cuts under my snows. Let's take a look, Rich,
Maybe now the time to bring your book. Read some
of those Latin phrases. Let's se if you can help
this woman my poetry to get me healing. Maybe a
(10:16):
Kinkos in an hour. You're not gonna make kinkles. Why
don't I call your work? Why don't I call your work?
Your work? What do you have to get there in
an hour? Well? I told the lady on the phone,
makings and prints for me, and I told I'd be there.
Goes up for you. We can, we can send. I'm
sure Kinkos is going to be closed. I think every
single store in the city is gonna be closed due
(10:37):
to the sharp super sharp. Eventually, we got to save
this fish man. We have a cot in the back.
It's pretty comfy, be honest with you. If the storm
done let up, you know who can we contact? That smell?
That's the pasta? Yeah, I actually use your recipe and
made butter catch a pasta watch a servant to her
(11:01):
already I put it to but it just got I
think the blood rich, we're losing her. Rich, really want
to see how she enjoys the post. Let everyone make
a star shape, so you go A little five point
point is the Jewish thing. Everybody here realized that jewish six.
(11:25):
Just cut your finger? Cut you everyone cut your finger?
You there we go. I think that's what it's. Yeah,
that's that. Two more. We all have a knife. It's company. Pause.
That's what you said. Fair enough? Two sons and more
timatia a foreign and lamium for Tullius. Feel better, man,
(11:47):
I know that. Don't sound like it's what everyone say.
Everyone say more to human is she's looking man and
spinning ahead. Holy no, I think we did some wrong.
Why are their scales coming out of her cutshing zard?
(12:18):
Oh no, I'll tell your kids sound oh boy, wait
a minute, you're eleven kids all sound like this. Give
us some of the pasta. I don't want to get
close here. My god, that's gotta leave a scar for sure. No,
shim's happy. Now, boss, what do you think now? Can
(12:40):
we close? No, we don't close, No matter the disaster,
we do not close. In the back. Put her in
the back of the on the wait. This lizard speaks English.
People's oh sure, you better feed it my hair my
(13:09):
good scales. You don't know. It's like he's he's not.
Rocko's got some scales. We got order, we got we
got that order. We have fifteen PEPs in here, all right,
we gotta make these PEPs quick. Al right, back to work,
Back to work. I just want to say, either it's
the snow or the night or the only two people
(13:31):
who have scales coming out of the skin, or the
same two that ate the catchup inside butter pols. So
I'm just saying this Lezard is really mocking. We just
kill it. Was the greatest thing that's ever happened in
around this place. You kill it, I'll put it on
the pizza. No, no, put it to work, give it
(13:54):
an apron. Hey can you cover my shift tomorrow? Whoa dude?
You just offered me that. Yeah, but I mean we
have a new employee. But I told you I knew that. Okay,
she's taking it. Do that. I already said, no, this
is bullsh I need that money for you. Take your
tone and like do something. Here we go. Wait, did
(14:16):
you just pull a lot of several thousand dollars a
d That's all I got? Okay. I was deeply concerned
for a second. Yeah, just it was two hundreds wrapped
around a lot of ones. Oh sure, the Italian way.
That's right, lizard lady, I'm gonna need you to put
this apron on. Uh and what will you train heard?
(14:41):
You're only you're the only dad you're probably used to
teaching kids. Okay, okay, all right. Uh so go ahead
and put your hands in this dough. Perfect your claws,
your claws in the dough. Nice, So we have we
have fifteen pepsps. Okay, great, we can do this. Now
roll it out. Great, great, this is great. Guys. Someone
(15:06):
get a picture which is an employee to a month
going on the wall. It's just eight all the dough
all so, one step forward and a couple of steps back. Alright, alright,
got a picture with my phontino. Take this over to
Kinko's for it closes, gone full, lizard bill, Now can
we close? And that's when they close? Fantastic? All right,
(15:31):
let's get the same number two. This one comes in
from Paul, who wrote the surviving members of an Antarctic
research station who have run out of food and at
least one who suspects that there might be a thing
from another world hiding in the midst keep up the
excellent work. Paul manjaridises, well, I've checked all the vitals.
Everything seems to be okay. In this section here we
(15:53):
had to quarantine off all of the observation areas. And
you think that's being a little dramatic. Can I ask
a question, yes, should it be so hard to get
some ice for my drink? I mean, considering where we are,
do we look like fucking waitresses? I'm just you, guys,
Why did you have to be waitress? Why does a
gender thing with you? This is me? This will be fine.
(16:15):
If we start in fighting, we are going to destroy
the only thing that we have to survive with, and
that's each other. So focus up. Okay, okay, okay. We
got two weeks until anybody comes to check on us,
and that's just to resupply. Nobody knows we're fucked out here. Okay,
how fucked? We're so funny that nobody can remember to
put a new tray of water in the freezer to
(16:37):
make guys. Yeah, that's the kind of people we're dealing
with here. Okay. Sorry, is that's the bottom line of
that's pretty well? I mean, if you can't count on
your companions that we had cocktail Tuesdays. I thought that
was a really fun bonding thing. But that doesn't exist anymore. Now.
It's just us trying to fucking survive. It's not enough
alcohol out of alcohol so even better, which it's fine
(17:00):
with me with you because you seem to really push
the limit alcohol. You push it. It's not to me.
It's not to me to say whether you are You
know what you already said it. I heard him say it.
You guys heard him say it. I heard him say it.
But if I was an alcoholic, I wouldn't be functioning
right now. When you set up a meeting, maybe this
is the meeting. We are in the meeting. There is it?
(17:22):
We are here? Oh wait, that do but maybe racist.
Let's just be quiet, if please please help speak English.
Open that door, open that door, get him a blanket quick.
(17:48):
Thank you for bringing me in. It's very cool your
face is it must be really storing alcohol wherever you
coming from, like I came. I came for cocktail Tuesday?
Did you put an E blast out? Who put an
E blast out? Email that you have? You're a week
(18:09):
all that emails a week? All? There is no more
there is no more out of alcohol, not one. It
wasn't one person that drank most of it. That's right,
it wasn't. It was equally distributed. Sir, you have the
hands of an alcoholically Okay, Okay, so you're a guest. Okay?
(18:30):
Are you from the Russian stage? How far can we
get to your station? I am from somewhere that was mysterious? Right,
we've lost power to almost three fourths of our facility.
We're just yes, the punch is broken. Guess we give
us one second so we can do it quick. Down
(18:50):
on this on this small sofa, please lay down. What
is your name? By the way, you can call me.
Most people do guys for guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Let's talk for guys and ladies. Thank you, lady, just one.
Why don't we just say folks, folks, folks, people, country term.
(19:10):
I'm more of a city guy, so much more people. People.
I don't think. I don't think this guy's here for cocktaw?
What do you think he's here for? What? I don't know.
What do you think he's an alcoholic? Jason? I bet
Jason thinks he's a Now I'm foreigner who came storming
in from the storm for foreigner, I got an idea
(19:32):
for we are the foreigners were kind of invading to
our party. I know how to make a little cocktail.
Can't bring it. We'll all have a drink and when
we get back then do you have alcohol that we
don't know about? Wink wink, yep ye, Bridge, you now
have a new girlfriend. Bridge have a girlfriend. You don't
(19:54):
have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. You've got a friend.
One fucking second, Okay, can we just all say, well
we think this guy's doing here? What is I think
he's here to kill us here for a contown? Why
we're not? I don't care what he said. You said
that you're a great poker player and you're terrible. Oh god, Okay,
what's going on? Because its cards? It's a lot. She's
(20:16):
just saying that too, because she wants keep taking your money.
What is happening here? All I'm saying is he's probably here.
He probably knows about her top secret mission. And here
are you five years old? Do you think you'll want
to have sex with one of us? Oh my god,
you're positioning yourself to have sex with him? Why do
you when he has some of this is that with
(20:38):
a C. My friends, Okay, I'm just gonna felt cool. Yeah,
what does that mean? What is the represent what? Well,
that's the word coolest. Spell it differently with what's in there,
the same with the parts cool aid with a K.
But it's angy one I propo. Hey, Christ, that's a
(21:01):
clear wounds. Hey friend? So, uh, it's cold, is very cold?
It's cold, it's cold. I am man. I feel like
if I was like some kind of secret agent or something.
Are you some kind of secret No? No, why would
(21:22):
you begin the conversation with if I was a secret
Give me one tech, guys, I'm not doing great? Over that?
Doing great? What was that? Found it? Man? I got scared. Hey,
let's just trying. Okay, don't ask him if he has
anything to drink? Hello? V V yes, V. What is
your name but Jeremiah, Jeremiah from the Bible, from your
(21:46):
Jeremiah from the The name is from the Bible forgiving me.
And I do not know your culture. You don't know
the Bible. Of question of the Bible, there's a always
the time to involve Christ. Not listen, You're on your
own trip with that. Okay. I just feel like I
(22:06):
see where Bridget is going. She'll just unbutton a couple
of buttons and get all the information she needs. Crazy,
that is the rudest thing ever. House doesn't even have buttons,
it has zippers. Let Bredge give it a shot though. Okay, okay, boys,
I guess I will thank you. See I believe your clothes.
(22:31):
Oh it's so chilly. Well please please sip up your
your your click can't can't. Why are you making that
face so sad about boops? She's never done that, Just
this whole conversation about jennerquality always things, and then you
(22:52):
go do that what I don't know. So I felt
like I saw it in a movie, but I don't
know that's true. Movie your cocktails. I just did a
Google search. No one's ever been sad about their boobs.
Never know, it's no one's said everyone likes boobs. That
I've made these drinks, let's share a drink and then afterwards,
I'm sure he'll just leave. This smells too strong. It's
(23:12):
going to burn. Of course it's going to burn. It's alcohol,
so clean equipment, clean wounds. It's only one shot per cops.
So your plan is that we just have a night
cocktail Tuesday, Leonard, why don't you go serve and let's
see what happens. Okay, it's gonna be weird if I'm
not just it's good, okay, okay, okay? How quickly? Did
(23:35):
you drink? Very quick? It's a small glass. Quickly. We
we don't do taco Tuesdays or cocktail Tuesday. We don't
do it much more. But I brought you a drink.
Here is this? Is this? Cool with the sea? Oh
my god? Do you know? Coolate with a C? In
my country? If this all we drink? Really, what do
(23:57):
you do for alcohol? What do you think you? I
kiss what I thought? But maybe that was just that
is that is typical? This is I mean correct, but stereotypical.
You're attacking this culture. That was really inappropriate. I'm going
back in. I'm going back back. What is going on? Okay?
(24:22):
What what are we trying to do? Trying to twofold question? Whoa?
It's hitting me? Whoa? Okay, seriousness of the situation, No, no, ers,
enter dancing, bridget everybody. You cannot expel too much energy.
We don't ask that much water. Oh my god, put
(24:48):
him down, please put that put me down. Bridges but
everybody listening up. Everybody listen up. Okay, everybody listening up. Alright,
Look I'm from Washaw, Mr b. Yes, okay, we gotta
get him warm. You've been cold for two longs, very cold.
(25:08):
I was working for a very long time. And we're
gonna have these body language like the sea witch. Come
here you are? Okay, let's just put her down. She's
gonna pass up. Okay, great. She should not have drink
that much. You can go blind. What are you giving us?
(25:30):
You've poisoned us. I told you it was alcohol that
is not in my country. And they said I was
being racist. I was being nice. You said it, you
said culturally insensitive. That's what I hear. I hear. Okay,
it was a disco nap. I'm back in. Actually, let's
just get real with you. Just are you on a missions?
(25:56):
What it is? What was your real purpose of coming
to our side? My my entire purpose for coming here,
it was for cocktail Tuesday. I told you, where did
you come from? The police? Far away the police, far
away place. She does not have a good relationship with
the police. That good should it be? If I open
(26:19):
up this amulet, I can produce anything in the world.
So let me produce a map. I will show you
what I hold, my Nicholas amulet. If I opened it up,
it produced. Okay, that looks like it was around the
time of Christ. And oh it's from the twelfth century. Amulets,
ammulets make me a map. Okay, now if you look
at this map here, this is the country where anyone
(26:39):
see that. I'm sorry, it's a hologram. What am I
looking at? It's actually you can feel it's got texture.
Oh my gosh. Can I ask you some questions? You
just say twice? Amulet? Amulet, make me a fill in
the blank drink? Can we go with helicopter? Amulet? Amulets
make me a helicopter? The helicopter my legs broken? There
(27:12):
is a propellative of story. Uh that. Unfortunately I do
not have a medical amulet. I only have a building ale.
So you came to kill us with no No. I
really did just come from cocktail Tuesday. I wouldn't stand it.
Make me a cocktail. It from a distance to work.
(27:34):
It does work. It as long as it is in
the room with you. I did not want to drink alone.
I felt I came. I came to meet people and
have have cocktail. It is It's not about the drinking,
It's about the social element. What's that growing out of
your back? V? What is this? This is it's getting bigger. V. Yes,
(27:55):
this growing out of my back must be my time
to leave. Wait a second, it is one wing. It's
taking form. It is one one giant wing it takes
and then I fly in this circle out of here, Jeremiah.
I do not have much time left. Jeremiah is dead.
He was the best one to die because he has
a faith. He is closer to Christ. Want that I
(28:19):
will leave this amulets with you. It seems I will
leave this ammulet with you. Please? You sit wisely spilling away?
Was he really here? Did that happen? I mean, I've
been ask what do you mean? Jeremiah is dead. His
(28:39):
guts are spilling out of his fucking body. That's what
makes it feel real. I felt my leg is broken.
The helicopter crushed men. Amulet, amulet, bring me the book
of Necronomicon? What I mean? What we'd be wish? What
do you mean? Whom or have you? Are you not
familiar with raising the demail? But I don't think that's
(29:01):
the priority. Well we alright, fine, Amulet, amulant, get me
something to help. Oh, ship, ship, I don't even know
what to ask a lot of ship. God, I'm trying
to figure out what helps the length it's broken, Amulant.
I bring me a woman who doesn't drink. What's your name?
(29:23):
My name is Lure, All right, get me out of here. Yeah,
why don't you drink? A love story? Throat surgery. That's
why my voice is this way. You know. I had
to stay off it for about six months, and then
at that time it was very self reflective and I
(29:45):
felt some clarity without the alcohol, and I thought to myself,
you know, why use it if it's just a crutch.
Obviously there's something that totally that I'm dealing with, and
there's six months that I've had to deal with it.
I felt very good at clean. Hit me out, and
you know, it's just all at all. Oh yeah, how
do you know my hands? Oh yeah, you could tell
(30:07):
look at that like a plumber. Look at those hands,
as you know, and that's just one of those what
do you How do you get through the low moments?
It's hard, but you know what I do? What I
make myself smile? How I just make myself, you kid,
(30:28):
I tickle myself and nothing happened. You now watch me nothing.
Let me tickle you. All right, that's nice. This is
a beautiful setup. Oh, thank you, even in a little
bit of a I don't know situations. That guy, okay,
it looks like this ship in the stomach wound. He's dead. Yeah,
(30:51):
before you came. Oh yeah, that happens a lot. I
like it here. It seems nice. Is this New York?
I don't even know where where are you from. I'm
actually from up state St. Louis, up state St. Louis.
Oh my grandma was from those parts, really well, Louis Greenburger,
no red. Oh my gosh. Fantastic volleyball circuit I heard. Yeah,
(31:16):
she was almost on it. But her breasts, Oh my gosh,
who doesn't love breast? Did you drop off the emulet?
I did? I did master drop very good. Did you
witness its distraction? I witnessed all the destruction except for
the breast. Lady. I can't believe they let you in.
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It's well, you know, if you have it is very cold,
and you played up the am freeze. I did play
the very genius for that. We will give you a
second wing. It's a lot smaller than the first, so
I was still going circles, yes, and that's internally I
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loved him going in circles. First scene three. It comes
to us from Will Morris, not William Morris. Will Morris
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but absolutely positively fucking hooked. Ever since. To be embarrassingly honest,
(32:25):
I've probably listened to every episode at a minimum of
five times. I love Jimmy Jack, James, Heeney, Blumpton, Snazzle Pus,
and Vanessa Ragas, especially her voices. Y'all make every day
my day. I literally cheered aloud at work when I
heard you were all moving to two episodes a week.
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Thank you so much for the laughs. Y'all deserve the
Nobel for Joy? Isn't this love Morris Fellow? Except for
the attack of me. Okay, now now my scene suggestion.
I think it's funniest when the suggestions are smallest set
up as possible. So here goes mad scientists yard sale.
Love love love love you guys, so fucking psyche from
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our episodes. You're devoted to scipher Will Morris from upstate st. Wow.
How much is that lamp? It's lamp, Yes it is.
Don't make a deal. Shut up, shut shut up, you
shut up, Go back into your whole. Don't make a deal.
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How many tag is forty five? Is forty five? And
is it true that it's set? The light sends a
beam into space. Yeah, it'll go through any kind of planet,
that doesn't matter. Five you here, you go go. I
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make money. I make money. To excuse me. I noticed
that you guys were selling laboratory and you got on
your face. Heard that guys were selling laboratory equipment here,
and I'm looking for a good deal on it. All
deals what we have? What do you like for the
high schools? Or maybe you could bring this machine? Hear
(34:14):
this laser gone yet? Pointed? The children really get it now?
I was thinking of speakers and test tubes and maybe
buns and burners. But go to hunt popole. This is
the good things children, This is sped risk. I don't
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know if I want to got more snug on your face.
I'm sorry, you get in the hole. Excuse I'm sorry
to interrupt. I can't help you. Saw this this science
equipment that you're selling? Um uh yeah, just take a
look at this batch this I'm an agent wrote this
is agent Bishop. He's also a j and could I
(34:59):
help you? Do want to buy some things? Do not
see the part of this that says Federal Bureau of Investigation.
We're wondering, also the FBI and a sign that says
everything here must go for the right price. When I
see is an empty space on the table where we
do believe a ray gun that could take a planet.
He gave it for twenty dollars. Okay, the price is
(35:20):
not negotiable. The brice was negosha, but it was negotiated
to you. Do you want them? This is this? This
is less about the fact that it's only twenty dollars,
more about the fact that I'm four foot eleven and
a half. That's what I thought I would bite myself.
I have something to make you bigger. I'm not here
(35:43):
to come on the Please look at this, sir. What
do you think that looks like a scarf? Knows that
you put around your neck? You grows seven eight ft.
But I'm going to have purchased this laser. I decided
that I will use it from my science class. Here
five turned off. I'll give you thirty for it. Quarter
(36:08):
to five the money. We're just gonna let him take
that laser. The guys in the van outside will take
care of this little guy. Okay, we're trying to get
the time share. Sorry to interrupt. This lamp does not
shoot a beam up into the air like maybe your stupid.
All right, so I hit every knob on it and
it's not sure how we do it? You turn up?
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I bet you woman, turn up. Turn that's impressive. Yes, okay,
we are living in a different era. Now, okay, what
do you boys buy something? Well, we're here, are six
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three you? That's a funny thing. You two are together?
A little guy. I get it your bishop or I
just rookie. I have my eyes on this a little palm?
Are you shopping were room? But you know how much
these things are? What do you what are you asking for?
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The little toward off? Don't to make up for a
ghost to make up for the bishop. We don't even
know what this room but does had the obstacle. It's
still clean, really that's all this room but does so little.
I could step on you. If you touches water, it
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makes animal. Okay, that see that, that's one of those
is not going to if you want, it's gonna make you.
Are you? Are you? Are you the one who's adjusting
all of these goods? What do you mean adjusting? And
what are you looking at him? Yes, she has a
big part to play in this. Thank you toward off?
Are you selling all these goods? Lambs and in rumbas
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and they I'll do something else, that's all right, something
warn he must be from the look at this, Look
at this. I am come here, I'm not good. There's
something that's coming. It's not good. Look, we make things, okay,
we put things together. The tinker. I'm gonna need to
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see what the stuff is being made in this whle. Yes,
in this hole down here, all right, we're going down
inside this. We're going down. You're gonna ask we're not
right here, ma'am. That's not a warrant. That's a piece
of toilet paper on it. Come on, don't you do
an insult? That is Look, I apologize I reached in
the wrong pocket. This is a warrants. Also speaking of paperwork,
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where is your permits for yard sales? Sales? It's there?
Where's come inside the hole? I guess master sent you down.
So nice to see you sing this down. We we
let me know. How can I be? Well? You can
tell us everything that you've built down here? You can
show us around this lab. Can I have records of
all kinds of everything that has been built in the space?
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All right, well let's see those records right here. Let
me just get the dust off today. Wow? What what
year is that book of records? From? Quite a tone? Yeah,
so if you're see on paid seven here, it gives
us the last seventy four items that were built in
this horn. You do see how these items that now
are you building? What's your name, sir? That is not surprising.
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You do see how most of these are very very illegal.
Ow so Bishop, you wig in here? I want to
wait on you. What what what are we doing here? Exactly?
We're trying to what there is a mad scientist with
lasers and ray guns, and the day that we decide
that we're going to do our raid is the day
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that he's having a fucking yard sale. You know what,
I apologize that's pretty sexist of me. There is a
couple of mad scientists, and what are you waiting for?
Why an't we making moves? I'm sorry, I hate you
in your office. Wonderful chat. But when you say rey gun,
it's such an archaic term. What exactly in your mind
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does a ray gun do? I'm there, I do you
see a gun that shoots a ray? He just sold
one for twenty dollars upstairs that can shoot a reag
into any planet? Was a lamp? Alright, hardly a gun.
We've never made a gun in the word before. Okay,
So it was a lamp that shoots. And what if
if something shoots something, it's a gun around it's either
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a beam, you understand. Yes, there's no such thing as
a ray comes out of a gun. Fine, a class
we're going to be. Please stop, do not make me
use my science. What have I done? Mr Turner? Mr Turner,
(41:11):
I see in my office. Um, yeah, so I was
actually just leaving. I'm I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone
was coming in. Hi. Hi, I'm sorry my script fell off.
I'll be we'll put it back. I we'll be back
in the art room if anyone should need me. And
I feel like I should not have come in. Thank you.
I should be going Mr Turner, Um, we really like
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what you did with the kids. What when you get that?
Whatever the thing, Mr Turner, Unless I know the better, okay, okay,
I can't, but I think I think we're on the
right track here. I don't know how many classes I
could have the goal that way. I want all of
them to go that way. My man, I've been a
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principle for the thirty two years, and Principal Davis scarse me,
I'm sorry. I was looking for my son. The class
just let out, I assume, and yeah, I just can't
from there. He wasn't there hiding the whole. Yeah. See,
that's when I do the students and um, I've got
(42:19):
a lot of bodies. Well they're not They're gone, alright, Bishop.
I don't I don't know if these two things are connected.
They are connected. Connected, you plug it in, it makes it. Okay,
it's an Oreo machine. What do you mean that's not connected? Yeah,
I get that the Oreo machine connects. I don't. I'm
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not certain this is an Oreo machine. The Aureo you
should lie is that that goes up and up this yard?
Sale has been going on for two weeks, and in
that time, three schools have now had all of their
students disappear. It's so sad about the student. I mean,
that's crazy, that's insane. Bad educators, you know, bad educators.
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That's what happened when the public schools aren't funded. But listen, okay,
why aren't we making any moves? What are you? What
are you waiting for? We just got to get enough information.
We just had to get enough information. Prove guilty. I
tell you who, I tell you who seems to know
everything about all of this. Let's go back down in
that hole. Can come back. It's so good to shoot.
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I was your friend. What is going on? What do
you need to know? It's just telling me why we
want to know why three schools have now had all
of their students vanish. That's happened outside the premises. I
couldn't push understand. Yes, but with equipment that you built, right?
What do you mean right? Did you just admit to
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building gear that destroyed? Question? Is this espresso for anybody
to use? Yes? Oh my god? Oh hell yeah, a room,
but an espresso? Can we please stay on task here
and be careful it's very strong. Look at that. Yeah,
they have little barcodes on the bottom of all the
all of the pot, so it knows what to do.
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Oh my god, that is something. This is this is something.
Would you like some sort of artificial sweetener? No, thank you?
Or can we get back to the yes, whatever you'd like. Yeah,
you you would keep an eye on your partner. I'm
just suggesting. Are you going to rapture my partner? I didn't.
He made himself a coffee. I feel I feel, Oh god,
(44:33):
I feel, Oh god, Bishop bishop, What is going on,
Bishop bishop? Yeah, i'm your high. Oh no, he's four
eleven and a half. Oh my god. I thought i'd
equal to playing fairly. Wow, it's terrible down here. You
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get no respects that bad women are loving, right, it's
not that bad. Nobody will take me seriously at home.
Deepo helps you would like to drink from the other
coffee machine? Well, I do like an espresso opposite resinald. No, No,
let me take Oh, this is this is nice. I
(45:14):
think I'm gonna get one of the let's do the
latte one. And I'm only taking I'm only taking a
small break because we're on a fact finding mission here, right?
Can I get you ano deficial? Sweet? Yes? Please? Would
you like I'd like a splenda? Please? Stevie is technically
not artificial, though, right. It comes from a planet. They
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do so much. Oh oh, all god, it seemed to
be growing. Oh my god, I seem to be growing.
Oh I must be six ft three now. The view
from up here spectacular? Spectacular? Hey baby, how is it
being the principal? That's fun? Baby? Yeah? You kim closer,
(46:02):
kim closer, come closer to me. What's going on? Hug
why I want one? Hug my husband. I just came
home from school. What I gotta baby? Smell you smell
like the goddamn art teacher. Come on and smell like
the goddamn art teachers. You know you don't know art, No,
but I know what a floozy looks like. Oh that's right.
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Oh is that her skirt falls off of her constantly?
Oh my god, that's not her fault. That's not her fault.
Your penis inside of from Oh and I fell pull
it up. Let me smell it. Come on, let me smelling. No,
I there, I had a bad burger. Did you just that? Me?
I did? I did? Oh my god, oh god, I
(46:43):
thought with your art slut. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god, I killed me even know I didn't.
It depends in fact. I my mercy is I've been killed.
Take your time. I died, My wife died. Take your time.
My wife died. She died. I thought she was at
my house. And take a breath, my wife. I'm hearing
(47:12):
that your wife is in trouble. What did you do? Oh?
What's what did you do? Sir? To marry terror Montana?
If ever seen Nick? Can you hear me that? One? One?
Can you hear me? She's one? One? Yes, yes, no one?
(47:32):
It was a goof? Who was a grand is a
crazy dream? Thank you? Bye bye? I had a dream?
Baby Baby, We coup baby, We coup Merri and you
met you? Baby? Hey? You two quiet down in that cell.
(47:56):
Visiting hours are over, lights out, we're done. Mr Turner.
Could you please just leave me a while? I can't
leave you know, Look, we gotta have a power dynamic
in the cell, okay, or people can take advantage of us.
You understand that, I know. But the power dynamic is
me being powerless. It's not a good power to not true,
not true? Are you feeling with chess. What chess? I'm
(48:18):
excellent at chess. Okay, I need you to teach me.
That's a second thing. Number one, be honored. I need
you to dominate me. Okay, oh in a chess board.
That's it's going to be hard. Mr Turner. Mr Turner
needs you to fight me. I don't let people know
that you're the ace in the hole. You got that?
Oh yeah, oh yeah with chess. Oh goddamn turn fight me.
Beat me up people, Okay, excuse me, gentlemen, nice signy
(48:41):
train to rap. There's just wondering which one of you
is the ace in the hood. It's me. I'm the whole.
I've never guessed. But okay, is it visiting hours? Oh
darn it, skirts im, It's fine. The FBI is run
(49:02):
in this prison. Now, okay, baby, I'll talk to you. Okay,
see her or touch it all or no, that's big man?
Is that all right? I'm an art teacher, so I'm
very visual and I'm also skirt lady, so sorry, it's
a rap skirt. It's not my fault, then it absolutely
is your fault. Let me ask you a question. How
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is it that all of us members of the community
are in this prison at the same time, while the
two mad scientists are thank you for giving me crying.
Oh you're here. We're looking through the windows here. Oh
it's not actually a prison. You see. They designed this
facility themselves. We're in the hole. We're in the hole.
(49:52):
The hole. It's exactly right, like an asshole. What are
you gonna do with us? What was your big plan?
That is? I mean pretty m figure on this with goal.
We're scientists, you know what I mean. We create the
situation to see what the results are. We have fun.
We're still doing the art sale up here. Are you
not having fun? I didn't misunderstood. No, we're not. No,
we're not not fun having three Blanco or something like that.
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Blanco is a big guy, huge, that's a long time
to build. But okay, okay, you like that. I am
a big price is right fans. But running short it's
perhaps so that's fun. I do like running short. What
the fund is happening? That's how we should have every episode.
Oh that's the thank our engineer of the stars and
(50:40):
welcome back Doug Babe. Post sound design of course by
artist Raphaelbrito, predially Sophie Lichterman, and lastly, I heart media.
Of course, I encourage you all to write a review
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tlcome to this dot com. Let's see Joey Greer talk
(51:01):
to me. Thank you for being here today. I'm sorry
that you were. You were rejected for whatever that job was,
Okay cool. James Heineman, thanks for having me Front Times.
Oh fantastic. Mark Gagley already, thanks so much for joining
us again. Always a blast. Yeah, we'll see you next week. Yeah, Hi,
(51:22):
thank you again. Thank you, what a delight to be here.
And Christoph Varano, You're very welcome, perfectly said. I'm Kevin Pollock.
Until next time at a football
Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm he
os Kevin Pollo. Guess that Kevin Pollock. Yeah, No, I
don't see how that's your business, but I digress. I'm
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Oh Alchemy. This, that's meet Today's Alchemy Showy no particular orders.
Say hello to Joey Greer. Grimmy. If you will when
you die and arrive in hell, how would you like
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when you get to have what would you like God
(00:44):
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Creez Simo, how will you begin your Oscar acceptance speech?
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(01:09):
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me to come into class and learn and become a
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Please recite the alphabet backwards now z y x w
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that's pretty good, pretty close, a way more impressive. All right.
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Our first scene cons indeed from Amanda Parker, who wrote,
hey there, First of all, thank you from the bottom
of my heart. Why is it always the bottom? Uh?
You folks may help me make it through my everyday life.
I listened to the show everywhere, whether it's at the
office my boyfriend and I own a massage clinic. Hello,
or at my part time job at night where I
(02:36):
deliver pizza until three am. Keep me laughing so I
don't break down crying. Ah. I have an idea for
a scene. A pizza place that never closes despite any
natural disaster, much like the one I work at in
Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Um, even when the wind chilled
dips blow six degrees, We're still delivering pizza. Ya um.
(02:58):
In this scene, the natural disaster might have something to
do with the zombie apocalypse. Whatever you want to do, go,
Thanks for entertaining me with all your amazing hilarity, Amanda Park.
We could take you to that pizza place now, yep.
I was wondering, Um, do you think I could um
leave um a little bit earlier today? Oh, someone wants
to leave early just a little bit. You got something wrong,
(03:20):
something wrong with your kid again? Is that what's happening? Well, yeah, Clark,
it ain't two more Pepperoni's. Yeah, I'll get you more
Pepperoni's coming out. Yeah, there's something wrong with my kid again. Yeah. Look,
I'm not I'm not calling you a liar or anything,
but there's something been wrong with how many of your
kids you had? Now, like eleven you've said that there's
something's been wrong with Yeah, yeah, I think you're full
(03:42):
of bologney. But you go ahead, you know what you
take girls. I don't like it this way. I don't
like it this way. I'd rather really have like your
true blessing before I take off. Yeah, you're not gonna
get okay, okay, I did think about it. I wanted
for the record that I did. Oh, come on, come
on the customer. Oh gosh, sorry, I was berating, berating
(04:04):
one of my one of my one of my cooks.
That's what it sounded like. He lies about children a lot.
My kids are sick, are they? That is that is
is that snow coming down out there? That that is
snow and it is sharp snowing. Oh gosh, sharp snow
cutt my nose. Wow. Oh yeah, I didn't know. I thought,
(04:24):
you know what you see so much Marinera on people
here that I oh sharp snow day, I'm starving. Well,
you know what, you came to the right place. Pasta?
Do we do we have pasta? Let me get our
pasta guy out here for you. Good, Hey, Tino, what
do you need? This is Tino or pasta guy? You
(04:45):
tell him whatever kind of pasta you want and he
can make it special for you. You know, I'm having
a day. My nose is bleeding. It was a sharp snow.
I'm so cold. I'd love some warm pasta with some meatballs.
Do you want it to the creamy sauce? The okay? Okay,
(05:06):
so no laguini. Uh you want to meet what kind
of sauce you want in there? You know the good guy.
I mean there's a lot of good kinds of some
kinds of friends. Do you have butter with ketchup inside? What?
Like my mom used to make any six? Okay, okay,
I'll be right there. Listen. Let me let me give
(05:28):
you something no no, no, no, no no spaghetti catch up
and bother that's not a good sauce. Let me bring
you back something really special. They bring you back something. Hey,
rich Um, I was maybe you can cover my my
shift tomorrow. Yeah, man, that's not a problem. Banks, man,
it's my kids. Tell me about it. Man. Wow, well, like,
(05:50):
so you know I have you loving children. Yeah, it's
just like one by one, like one gets sick and
the other get sick. They get sick, and then they
get sicked, and you know, they get sick, and they
get sicked and the o they get sicked in you
they get sicked and you know, they get sicked and
the other get sick. And so it's like I gotta
be there for them. They're like spreading a disease amongst themselves. Man, Yeah,
that's what it feels like. So it feels like like
I feel like I'm a little congested myself. So I
(06:12):
really appreciate that. Man. Maybe we don't tell. We don't tell.
Bost and those kids got nailed this, man, you should.
I don't know if fire is the thing, but what
take care of it? What do you mean? What do
you mean? What I mean? Like, is there a fire remedy?
I could be using ancient one? Yeah, okay, I'm into
like holistic stuff. Check out this tone. Yeah, my buddy,
(06:33):
dug it a lot of dust. Yeah, it's like from
I don't know, fourteenth century or twelveth century or something
like that. I don't know what Christ was alive anyway.
So if you read some of these passages right here
in Latin, it should evoke some kind of temple charm.
It's gonna open up a portal dimension. It's gonna be
able to clench your children through fire. Are you on
an eight am or seven eight am ship? Yeah, but
(06:57):
you're gonna need the blood of each one. You're gonna
need hair articles, and you're gonna need a charm. I
just need to guarantee I can't keep missing work, Dude,
I get that. Man, this chi Yeah, yeah, thank you
so much. Kitchen Steve. Yep, Kitchen Steve, what's going on
back there? Why are we eighty six? And everything? Are we?
Did you not place an order this week for nothing? Yeah?
(07:19):
You're right, that's on me. I'm the one who orders
the pasta. Is that your point? All right? Are you
busting my balls again? I'm simply saying you're pointing fingers
away from yourself. Yeah, I'm always point fingers away from myself,
Kitchen Steve. Your job, Kitchen Steve, is to stay in
the kitchen and make sure the food gets made. And
when I hear the words the numbers eighty six coming
out of the kitchen right makes me upset. Well, maybe
(07:39):
if we go back to my original name, Chicago Steve,
that wouldn't be these problems. Oh, okay, Chicago Steve. Maybe
little Lumbridge with Kitchen Steve. Sure you look you you
when you were in Chicago, when you were in Chicago
for Chicago Steve. You know who New Chicago Steve. Every
mobster in town, New Chicago Steve. I bring you in here.
I name you Kitchen Eve, so no one's gonna know who. Sorry,
(08:02):
hold on, I'm getting a little bit. Does that not
feel good? Yeah? Do you get that? I got a
little like it's not object it's like a like a
congestion of heartache, heartache, heart attack. What do you know
about heartache? Not a lot, I'll be honest with you.
But pretty cheery, rosy guy. You probably noticed that. Yeah,
ah man, Yeah, you guys, taste this really quick. Tell
me if this taste like the best spaghetti sauce you've
(08:24):
ever had. Where's that butter and ketchup? It's definitely butter
inside ketchup. So I was gonna try something super special
and different. I've decided to make this woman's homemade recipe.
I don't know what we should call it. Lilac that's
already taken, flower good Ginger also already takes. No. You're
(08:47):
terrible at you guys, I hate didn't rupt, but I
wasn't listening to just about one of your kids, know
all right, Uh, that's rude of you to say, though
I love him, that's all. Thank you, Just a cheery guy. Yeah,
listen to the new report and it says that the
snow is coming down sharper than we've ever seen to
stay indoors mean sharp. Well, it was a flesh freeze.
(09:08):
It dropped so quick that the water is just sharpest basically.
I mean, there's a super bloody lady in the front
of the restaurant, super blush. She's been she's caked it out.
I'm not even sure she's awake or passed out. She's
this is her. I got to go out there get
that tour. Hey, what's this? What's this book doing on
the prep table? What is this? Some kind of tone? Yeah,
(09:31):
from when when like Christ was alive something like that.
Who brought you? Bring that? In the end, buddy, I'm
just holding for a bit. It's got a really cool
pictures on the inside. And you know, open open him up?
Is it open? You keep closing it when you talk.
I can't you seem to have you seem to have
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diminished significantly since we wandered away from you. I think
they were more cuts under my snows. Let's take a look, Rich,
Maybe now the time to bring your book. Read some
of those Latin phrases. Let's se if you can help
this woman my poetry to get me healing. Maybe a
(10:16):
Kinkos in an hour. You're not gonna make kinkles. Why
don't I call your work? Why don't I call your work?
Your work? What do you have to get there in
an hour? Well? I told the lady on the phone,
makings and prints for me, and I told I'd be there.
Goes up for you. We can, we can send. I'm
sure Kinkos is going to be closed. I think every
single store in the city is gonna be closed due
(10:37):
to the sharp super sharp. Eventually, we got to save
this fish man. We have a cot in the back.
It's pretty comfy, be honest with you. If the storm
done let up, you know who can we contact? That smell?
That's the pasta? Yeah, I actually use your recipe and
made butter catch a pasta watch a servant to her
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already I put it to but it just got I
think the blood rich, we're losing her. Rich, really want
to see how she enjoys the post. Let everyone make
a star shape, so you go A little five point
point is the Jewish thing. Everybody here realized that jewish six.
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Just cut your finger? Cut you everyone cut your finger?
You there we go. I think that's what it's. Yeah,
that's that. Two more. We all have a knife. It's company. Pause.
That's what you said. Fair enough? Two sons and more
timatia a foreign and lamium for Tullius. Feel better, man,
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I know that. Don't sound like it's what everyone say.
Everyone say more to human is she's looking man and
spinning ahead. Holy no, I think we did some wrong.
Why are their scales coming out of her cutshing zard?
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Oh no, I'll tell your kids sound oh boy, wait
a minute, you're eleven kids all sound like this. Give
us some of the pasta. I don't want to get
close here. My god, that's gotta leave a scar for sure. No,
shim's happy. Now, boss, what do you think now? Can
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we close? No, we don't close, No matter the disaster,
we do not close. In the back. Put her in
the back of the on the wait. This lizard speaks English.
People's oh sure, you better feed it my hair my
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good scales. You don't know. It's like he's he's not.
Rocko's got some scales. We got order, we got we
got that order. We have fifteen PEPs in here, all right,
we gotta make these PEPs quick. Al right, back to work,
Back to work. I just want to say, either it's
the snow or the night or the only two people
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who have scales coming out of the skin, or the
same two that ate the catchup inside butter pols. So
I'm just saying this Lezard is really mocking. We just
kill it. Was the greatest thing that's ever happened in
around this place. You kill it, I'll put it on
the pizza. No, no, put it to work, give it
(13:54):
an apron. Hey can you cover my shift tomorrow? Whoa dude?
You just offered me that. Yeah, but I mean we
have a new employee. But I told you I knew that. Okay,
she's taking it. Do that. I already said, no, this
is bullsh I need that money for you. Take your
tone and like do something. Here we go. Wait, did
(14:16):
you just pull a lot of several thousand dollars a
d That's all I got? Okay. I was deeply concerned
for a second. Yeah, just it was two hundreds wrapped
around a lot of ones. Oh sure, the Italian way.
That's right, lizard lady, I'm gonna need you to put
this apron on. Uh and what will you train heard?
(14:41):
You're only you're the only dad you're probably used to
teaching kids. Okay, okay, all right. Uh so go ahead
and put your hands in this dough. Perfect your claws,
your claws in the dough. Nice, So we have we
have fifteen pepsps. Okay, great, we can do this. Now
roll it out. Great, great, this is great. Guys. Someone
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get a picture which is an employee to a month
going on the wall. It's just eight all the dough
all so, one step forward and a couple of steps back. Alright, alright,
got a picture with my phontino. Take this over to
Kinko's for it closes, gone full, lizard bill, Now can
we close? And that's when they close? Fantastic? All right,
(15:31):
let's get the same number two. This one comes in
from Paul, who wrote the surviving members of an Antarctic
research station who have run out of food and at
least one who suspects that there might be a thing
from another world hiding in the midst keep up the
excellent work. Paul manjaridises, well, I've checked all the vitals.
Everything seems to be okay. In this section here we
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had to quarantine off all of the observation areas. And
you think that's being a little dramatic. Can I ask
a question, yes, should it be so hard to get
some ice for my drink? I mean, considering where we are,
do we look like fucking waitresses? I'm just you, guys,
Why did you have to be waitress? Why does a
gender thing with you? This is me? This will be fine.
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If we start in fighting, we are going to destroy
the only thing that we have to survive with, and
that's each other. So focus up. Okay, okay, okay. We
got two weeks until anybody comes to check on us,
and that's just to resupply. Nobody knows we're fucked out here. Okay,
how fucked? We're so funny that nobody can remember to
put a new tray of water in the freezer to
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make guys. Yeah, that's the kind of people we're dealing
with here. Okay. Sorry, is that's the bottom line of
that's pretty well? I mean, if you can't count on
your companions that we had cocktail Tuesdays. I thought that
was a really fun bonding thing. But that doesn't exist anymore. Now.
It's just us trying to fucking survive. It's not enough
alcohol out of alcohol so even better, which it's fine
(17:00):
with me with you because you seem to really push
the limit alcohol. You push it. It's not to me.
It's not to me to say whether you are You
know what you already said it. I heard him say it.
You guys heard him say it. I heard him say it.
But if I was an alcoholic, I wouldn't be functioning
right now. When you set up a meeting, maybe this
is the meeting. We are in the meeting. There is it?
(17:22):
We are here? Oh wait, that do but maybe racist.
Let's just be quiet, if please please help speak English.
Open that door, open that door, get him a blanket quick.
(17:48):
Thank you for bringing me in. It's very cool your
face is it must be really storing alcohol wherever you
coming from, like I came. I came for cocktail Tuesday?
Did you put an E blast out? Who put an
E blast out? Email that you have? You're a week
(18:09):
all that emails a week? All? There is no more
there is no more out of alcohol, not one. It
wasn't one person that drank most of it. That's right,
it wasn't. It was equally distributed. Sir, you have the
hands of an alcoholically Okay, Okay, so you're a guest. Okay?
(18:30):
Are you from the Russian stage? How far can we
get to your station? I am from somewhere that was mysterious? Right,
we've lost power to almost three fourths of our facility.
We're just yes, the punch is broken. Guess we give
us one second so we can do it quick. Down
(18:50):
on this on this small sofa, please lay down. What
is your name? By the way, you can call me.
Most people do guys for guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Let's talk for guys and ladies. Thank you, lady, just one.
Why don't we just say folks, folks, folks, people, country term.
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I'm more of a city guy, so much more people. People.
I don't think. I don't think this guy's here for cocktaw?
What do you think he's here for? What? I don't know.
What do you think he's an alcoholic? Jason? I bet
Jason thinks he's a Now I'm foreigner who came storming
in from the storm for foreigner, I got an idea
(19:32):
for we are the foreigners were kind of invading to
our party. I know how to make a little cocktail.
Can't bring it. We'll all have a drink and when
we get back then do you have alcohol that we
don't know about? Wink wink, yep ye, Bridge, you now
have a new girlfriend. Bridge have a girlfriend. You don't
(19:54):
have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. You've got a friend.
One fucking second, Okay, can we just all say, well
we think this guy's doing here? What is I think
he's here to kill us here for a contown? Why
we're not? I don't care what he said. You said
that you're a great poker player and you're terrible. Oh god, Okay,
what's going on? Because its cards? It's a lot. She's
(20:16):
just saying that too, because she wants keep taking your money.
What is happening here? All I'm saying is he's probably here.
He probably knows about her top secret mission. And here
are you five years old? Do you think you'll want
to have sex with one of us? Oh my god,
you're positioning yourself to have sex with him? Why do
you when he has some of this is that with
(20:38):
a C. My friends, Okay, I'm just gonna felt cool. Yeah,
what does that mean? What is the represent what? Well,
that's the word coolest. Spell it differently with what's in there,
the same with the parts cool aid with a K.
But it's angy one I propo. Hey, Christ, that's a
(21:01):
clear wounds. Hey friend? So, uh, it's cold, is very cold?
It's cold, it's cold. I am man. I feel like
if I was like some kind of secret agent or something.
Are you some kind of secret No? No, why would
(21:22):
you begin the conversation with if I was a secret
Give me one tech, guys, I'm not doing great? Over that?
Doing great? What was that? Found it? Man? I got scared. Hey,
let's just trying. Okay, don't ask him if he has
anything to drink? Hello? V V yes, V. What is
your name but Jeremiah, Jeremiah from the Bible, from your
(21:46):
Jeremiah from the The name is from the Bible forgiving me.
And I do not know your culture. You don't know
the Bible. Of question of the Bible, there's a always
the time to involve Christ. Not listen, You're on your
own trip with that. Okay. I just feel like I
(22:06):
see where Bridget is going. She'll just unbutton a couple
of buttons and get all the information she needs. Crazy,
that is the rudest thing ever. House doesn't even have buttons,
it has zippers. Let Bredge give it a shot though. Okay, okay, boys,
I guess I will thank you. See I believe your clothes.
(22:31):
Oh it's so chilly. Well please please sip up your
your your click can't can't. Why are you making that
face so sad about boops? She's never done that, Just
this whole conversation about jennerquality always things, and then you
(22:52):
go do that what I don't know. So I felt
like I saw it in a movie, but I don't
know that's true. Movie your cocktails. I just did a
Google search. No one's ever been sad about their boobs.
Never know, it's no one's said everyone likes boobs. That
I've made these drinks, let's share a drink and then afterwards,
I'm sure he'll just leave. This smells too strong. It's
(23:12):
going to burn. Of course it's going to burn. It's alcohol,
so clean equipment, clean wounds. It's only one shot per cops.
So your plan is that we just have a night
cocktail Tuesday, Leonard, why don't you go serve and let's
see what happens. Okay, it's gonna be weird if I'm
not just it's good, okay, okay, okay? How quickly? Did
(23:35):
you drink? Very quick? It's a small glass. Quickly. We
we don't do taco Tuesdays or cocktail Tuesday. We don't
do it much more. But I brought you a drink.
Here is this? Is this? Cool with the sea? Oh
my god? Do you know? Coolate with a C? In
my country? If this all we drink? Really, what do
(23:57):
you do for alcohol? What do you think you? I
kiss what I thought? But maybe that was just that
is that is typical? This is I mean correct, but stereotypical.
You're attacking this culture. That was really inappropriate. I'm going
back in. I'm going back back. What is going on? Okay?
(24:22):
What what are we trying to do? Trying to twofold question? Whoa?
It's hitting me? Whoa? Okay, seriousness of the situation, No, no, ers,
enter dancing, bridget everybody. You cannot expel too much energy.
We don't ask that much water. Oh my god, put
(24:48):
him down, please put that put me down. Bridges but
everybody listening up. Everybody listen up. Okay, everybody listening up. Alright,
Look I'm from Washaw, Mr b. Yes, okay, we gotta
get him warm. You've been cold for two longs, very cold.
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I was working for a very long time. And we're
gonna have these body language like the sea witch. Come
here you are? Okay, let's just put her down. She's
gonna pass up. Okay, great. She should not have drink
that much. You can go blind. What are you giving us?
(25:30):
You've poisoned us. I told you it was alcohol that
is not in my country. And they said I was
being racist. I was being nice. You said it, you
said culturally insensitive. That's what I hear. I hear. Okay,
it was a disco nap. I'm back in. Actually, let's
just get real with you. Just are you on a missions?
(25:56):
What it is? What was your real purpose of coming
to our side? My my entire purpose for coming here,
it was for cocktail Tuesday. I told you, where did
you come from? The police? Far away the police, far
away place. She does not have a good relationship with
the police. That good should it be? If I open
(26:19):
up this amulet, I can produce anything in the world.
So let me produce a map. I will show you
what I hold, my Nicholas amulet. If I opened it up,
it produced. Okay, that looks like it was around the
time of Christ. And oh it's from the twelfth century. Amulets,
ammulets make me a map. Okay, now if you look
at this map here, this is the country where anyone
(26:39):
see that. I'm sorry, it's a hologram. What am I
looking at? It's actually you can feel it's got texture.
Oh my gosh. Can I ask you some questions? You
just say twice? Amulet? Amulet, make me a fill in
the blank drink? Can we go with helicopter? Amulet? Amulets
make me a helicopter? The helicopter my legs broken? There
(27:12):
is a propellative of story. Uh that. Unfortunately I do
not have a medical amulet. I only have a building ale.
So you came to kill us with no No. I
really did just come from cocktail Tuesday. I wouldn't stand it.
Make me a cocktail. It from a distance to work.
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It does work. It as long as it is in
the room with you. I did not want to drink alone.
I felt I came. I came to meet people and
have have cocktail. It is It's not about the drinking,
It's about the social element. What's that growing out of
your back? V? What is this? This is it's getting bigger. V. Yes,
(27:55):
this growing out of my back must be my time
to leave. Wait a second, it is one wing. It's
taking form. It is one one giant wing it takes
and then I fly in this circle out of here, Jeremiah.
I do not have much time left. Jeremiah is dead.
He was the best one to die because he has
a faith. He is closer to Christ. Want that I
(28:19):
will leave this amulets with you. It seems I will
leave this ammulet with you. Please? You sit wisely spilling away?
Was he really here? Did that happen? I mean, I've
been ask what do you mean? Jeremiah is dead. His
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guts are spilling out of his fucking body. That's what
makes it feel real. I felt my leg is broken.
The helicopter crushed men. Amulet, amulet, bring me the book
of Necronomicon? What I mean? What we'd be wish? What
do you mean? Whom or have you? Are you not
familiar with raising the demail? But I don't think that's
(29:01):
the priority. Well we alright, fine, Amulet, amulant, get me
something to help. Oh, ship, ship, I don't even know
what to ask a lot of ship. God, I'm trying
to figure out what helps the length it's broken, Amulant.
I bring me a woman who doesn't drink. What's your name?
(29:23):
My name is Lure, All right, get me out of here. Yeah,
why don't you drink? A love story? Throat surgery. That's
why my voice is this way. You know. I had
to stay off it for about six months, and then
at that time it was very self reflective and I
(29:45):
felt some clarity without the alcohol, and I thought to myself,
you know, why use it if it's just a crutch.
Obviously there's something that totally that I'm dealing with, and
there's six months that I've had to deal with it.
I felt very good at clean. Hit me out, and
you know, it's just all at all. Oh yeah, how
do you know my hands? Oh yeah, you could tell
(30:07):
look at that like a plumber. Look at those hands,
as you know, and that's just one of those what
do you How do you get through the low moments?
It's hard, but you know what I do? What I
make myself smile? How I just make myself, you kid,
(30:28):
I tickle myself and nothing happened. You now watch me nothing.
Let me tickle you. All right, that's nice. This is
a beautiful setup. Oh, thank you, even in a little
bit of a I don't know situations. That guy, okay,
it looks like this ship in the stomach wound. He's dead. Yeah,
(30:51):
before you came. Oh yeah, that happens a lot. I
like it here. It seems nice. Is this New York?
I don't even know where where are you from. I'm
actually from up state St. Louis, up state St. Louis.
Oh my grandma was from those parts, really well, Louis Greenburger,
no red. Oh my gosh. Fantastic volleyball circuit I heard. Yeah,
(31:16):
she was almost on it. But her breasts, Oh my gosh,
who doesn't love breast? Did you drop off the emulet?
I did? I did master drop very good. Did you
witness its distraction? I witnessed all the destruction except for
the breast. Lady. I can't believe they let you in.
(31:37):
It's well, you know, if you have it is very cold,
and you played up the am freeze. I did play
the very genius for that. We will give you a
second wing. It's a lot smaller than the first, so
I was still going circles, yes, and that's internally I
(32:01):
loved him going in circles. First scene three. It comes
to us from Will Morris, not William Morris. Will Morris
who wrote Dear Alchemists. After finally giving into the relentless
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but absolutely positively fucking hooked. Ever since. To be embarrassingly honest,
(32:25):
I've probably listened to every episode at a minimum of
five times. I love Jimmy Jack, James, Heeney, Blumpton, Snazzle Pus,
and Vanessa Ragas, especially her voices. Y'all make every day
my day. I literally cheered aloud at work when I
heard you were all moving to two episodes a week.
(32:45):
Thank you so much for the laughs. Y'all deserve the
Nobel for Joy? Isn't this love Morris Fellow? Except for
the attack of me. Okay, now now my scene suggestion.
I think it's funniest when the suggestions are smallest set
up as possible. So here goes mad scientists yard sale.
Love love love love you guys, so fucking psyche from
(33:07):
our episodes. You're devoted to scipher Will Morris from upstate st. Wow.
How much is that lamp? It's lamp, Yes it is.
Don't make a deal. Shut up, shut shut up, you
shut up, Go back into your whole. Don't make a deal.
(33:28):
How many tag is forty five? Is forty five? And
is it true that it's set? The light sends a
beam into space. Yeah, it'll go through any kind of planet,
that doesn't matter. Five you here, you go go. I
(33:50):
make money. I make money. To excuse me. I noticed
that you guys were selling laboratory and you got on
your face. Heard that guys were selling laboratory equipment here,
and I'm looking for a good deal on it. All
deals what we have? What do you like for the
high schools? Or maybe you could bring this machine? Hear
(34:14):
this laser gone yet? Pointed? The children really get it now?
I was thinking of speakers and test tubes and maybe
buns and burners. But go to hunt popole. This is
the good things children, This is sped risk. I don't
(34:36):
know if I want to got more snug on your face.
I'm sorry, you get in the hole. Excuse I'm sorry
to interrupt. I can't help you. Saw this this science
equipment that you're selling? Um uh yeah, just take a
look at this batch this I'm an agent wrote this
is agent Bishop. He's also a j and could I
(34:59):
help you? Do want to buy some things? Do not
see the part of this that says Federal Bureau of Investigation.
We're wondering, also the FBI and a sign that says
everything here must go for the right price. When I
see is an empty space on the table where we
do believe a ray gun that could take a planet.
He gave it for twenty dollars. Okay, the price is
(35:20):
not negotiable. The brice was negosha, but it was negotiated
to you. Do you want them? This is this? This
is less about the fact that it's only twenty dollars,
more about the fact that I'm four foot eleven and
a half. That's what I thought I would bite myself.
I have something to make you bigger. I'm not here
(35:43):
to come on the Please look at this, sir. What
do you think that looks like a scarf? Knows that
you put around your neck? You grows seven eight ft.
But I'm going to have purchased this laser. I decided
that I will use it from my science class. Here
five turned off. I'll give you thirty for it. Quarter
(36:08):
to five the money. We're just gonna let him take
that laser. The guys in the van outside will take
care of this little guy. Okay, we're trying to get
the time share. Sorry to interrupt. This lamp does not
shoot a beam up into the air like maybe your stupid.
All right, so I hit every knob on it and
it's not sure how we do it? You turn up?
(36:32):
I bet you woman, turn up. Turn that's impressive. Yes, okay,
we are living in a different era. Now, okay, what
do you boys buy something? Well, we're here, are six
(36:52):
three you? That's a funny thing. You two are together?
A little guy. I get it your bishop or I
just rookie. I have my eyes on this a little palm?
Are you shopping were room? But you know how much
these things are? What do you what are you asking for?
(37:16):
The little toward off? Don't to make up for a
ghost to make up for the bishop. We don't even
know what this room but does had the obstacle. It's
still clean, really that's all this room but does so little.
I could step on you. If you touches water, it
(37:38):
makes animal. Okay, that see that, that's one of those
is not going to if you want, it's gonna make you.
Are you? Are you? Are you the one who's adjusting
all of these goods? What do you mean adjusting? And
what are you looking at him? Yes, she has a
big part to play in this. Thank you toward off?
Are you selling all these goods? Lambs and in rumbas
(38:01):
and they I'll do something else, that's all right, something
warn he must be from the look at this, Look
at this. I am come here, I'm not good. There's
something that's coming. It's not good. Look, we make things, okay,
we put things together. The tinker. I'm gonna need to
(38:24):
see what the stuff is being made in this whle. Yes,
in this hole down here, all right, we're going down
inside this. We're going down. You're gonna ask we're not
right here, ma'am. That's not a warrant. That's a piece
of toilet paper on it. Come on, don't you do
an insult? That is Look, I apologize I reached in
the wrong pocket. This is a warrants. Also speaking of paperwork,
(38:47):
where is your permits for yard sales? Sales? It's there?
Where's come inside the hole? I guess master sent you down.
So nice to see you sing this down. We we
let me know. How can I be? Well? You can
tell us everything that you've built down here? You can
show us around this lab. Can I have records of
all kinds of everything that has been built in the space?
(39:09):
All right, well let's see those records right here. Let
me just get the dust off today. Wow? What what
year is that book of records? From? Quite a tone? Yeah,
so if you're see on paid seven here, it gives
us the last seventy four items that were built in
this horn. You do see how these items that now
are you building? What's your name, sir? That is not surprising.
(39:34):
You do see how most of these are very very illegal.
Ow so Bishop, you wig in here? I want to
wait on you. What what what are we doing here? Exactly?
We're trying to what there is a mad scientist with
lasers and ray guns, and the day that we decide
that we're going to do our raid is the day
(39:56):
that he's having a fucking yard sale. You know what,
I apologize that's pretty sexist of me. There is a
couple of mad scientists, and what are you waiting for?
Why an't we making moves? I'm sorry, I hate you
in your office. Wonderful chat. But when you say rey gun,
it's such an archaic term. What exactly in your mind
(40:19):
does a ray gun do? I'm there, I do you
see a gun that shoots a ray? He just sold
one for twenty dollars upstairs that can shoot a reag
into any planet? Was a lamp? Alright, hardly a gun.
We've never made a gun in the word before. Okay,
So it was a lamp that shoots. And what if
if something shoots something, it's a gun around it's either
(40:41):
a beam, you understand. Yes, there's no such thing as
a ray comes out of a gun. Fine, a class
we're going to be. Please stop, do not make me
use my science. What have I done? Mr Turner? Mr Turner,
(41:11):
I see in my office. Um, yeah, so I was
actually just leaving. I'm I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone
was coming in. Hi. Hi, I'm sorry my script fell off.
I'll be we'll put it back. I we'll be back
in the art room if anyone should need me. And
I feel like I should not have come in. Thank you.
I should be going Mr Turner, Um, we really like
(41:36):
what you did with the kids. What when you get that?
Whatever the thing, Mr Turner, Unless I know the better, okay, okay,
I can't, but I think I think we're on the
right track here. I don't know how many classes I
could have the goal that way. I want all of
them to go that way. My man, I've been a
(41:56):
principle for the thirty two years, and Principal Davis scarse me,
I'm sorry. I was looking for my son. The class
just let out, I assume, and yeah, I just can't
from there. He wasn't there hiding the whole. Yeah. See,
that's when I do the students and um, I've got
(42:19):
a lot of bodies. Well they're not They're gone, alright, Bishop.
I don't I don't know if these two things are connected.
They are connected. Connected, you plug it in, it makes it. Okay,
it's an Oreo machine. What do you mean that's not connected? Yeah,
I get that the Oreo machine connects. I don't. I'm
(42:40):
not certain this is an Oreo machine. The Aureo you
should lie is that that goes up and up this yard?
Sale has been going on for two weeks, and in
that time, three schools have now had all of their
students disappear. It's so sad about the student. I mean,
that's crazy, that's insane. Bad educators, you know, bad educators.
(43:03):
That's what happened when the public schools aren't funded. But listen, okay,
why aren't we making any moves? What are you? What
are you waiting for? We just got to get enough information.
We just had to get enough information. Prove guilty. I
tell you who, I tell you who seems to know
everything about all of this. Let's go back down in
that hole. Can come back. It's so good to shoot.
(43:26):
I was your friend. What is going on? What do
you need to know? It's just telling me why we
want to know why three schools have now had all
of their students vanish. That's happened outside the premises. I
couldn't push understand. Yes, but with equipment that you built, right?
What do you mean right? Did you just admit to
(43:51):
building gear that destroyed? Question? Is this espresso for anybody
to use? Yes? Oh my god? Oh hell yeah, a room,
but an espresso? Can we please stay on task here
and be careful it's very strong. Look at that. Yeah,
they have little barcodes on the bottom of all the
all of the pot, so it knows what to do.
(44:11):
Oh my god, that is something. This is this is something.
Would you like some sort of artificial sweetener? No, thank you?
Or can we get back to the yes, whatever you'd like. Yeah,
you you would keep an eye on your partner. I'm
just suggesting. Are you going to rapture my partner? I didn't.
He made himself a coffee. I feel I feel, Oh god,
(44:33):
I feel, Oh god, Bishop bishop, What is going on,
Bishop bishop? Yeah, i'm your high. Oh no, he's four
eleven and a half. Oh my god. I thought i'd
equal to playing fairly. Wow, it's terrible down here. You
(44:53):
get no respects that bad women are loving, right, it's
not that bad. Nobody will take me seriously at home.
Deepo helps you would like to drink from the other
coffee machine? Well, I do like an espresso opposite resinald. No, No,
let me take Oh, this is this is nice. I
(45:14):
think I'm gonna get one of the let's do the
latte one. And I'm only taking I'm only taking a
small break because we're on a fact finding mission here, right?
Can I get you ano deficial? Sweet? Yes? Please? Would
you like I'd like a splenda? Please? Stevie is technically
not artificial, though, right. It comes from a planet. They
(45:34):
do so much. Oh oh, all god, it seemed to
be growing. Oh my god, I seem to be growing.
Oh I must be six ft three now. The view
from up here spectacular? Spectacular? Hey baby, how is it
being the principal? That's fun? Baby? Yeah? You kim closer,
(46:02):
kim closer, come closer to me. What's going on? Hug
why I want one? Hug my husband. I just came
home from school. What I gotta baby? Smell you smell
like the goddamn art teacher. Come on and smell like
the goddamn art teachers. You know you don't know art, No,
but I know what a floozy looks like. Oh that's right.
(46:22):
Oh is that her skirt falls off of her constantly?
Oh my god, that's not her fault. That's not her fault.
Your penis inside of from Oh and I fell pull
it up. Let me smell it. Come on, let me smelling. No,
I there, I had a bad burger. Did you just that? Me?
I did? I did? Oh my god, oh god, I
(46:43):
thought with your art slut. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god, I killed me even know I didn't.
It depends in fact. I my mercy is I've been killed.
Take your time. I died, My wife died. Take your time.
My wife died. She died. I thought she was at
my house. And take a breath, my wife. I'm hearing
(47:12):
that your wife is in trouble. What did you do? Oh?
What's what did you do? Sir? To marry terror Montana?
If ever seen Nick? Can you hear me that? One? One?
Can you hear me? She's one? One? Yes, yes, no one?
(47:32):
It was a goof? Who was a grand is a
crazy dream? Thank you? Bye bye? I had a dream?
Baby Baby, We coup baby, We coup Merri and you
met you? Baby? Hey? You two quiet down in that cell.
(47:56):
Visiting hours are over, lights out, we're done. Mr Turner.
Could you please just leave me a while? I can't
leave you know, Look, we gotta have a power dynamic
in the cell, okay, or people can take advantage of us.
You understand that, I know. But the power dynamic is
me being powerless. It's not a good power to not true,
not true? Are you feeling with chess. What chess? I'm
(48:18):
excellent at chess. Okay, I need you to teach me.
That's a second thing. Number one, be honored. I need
you to dominate me. Okay, oh in a chess board.
That's it's going to be hard. Mr Turner. Mr Turner
needs you to fight me. I don't let people know
that you're the ace in the hole. You got that?
Oh yeah, oh yeah with chess. Oh goddamn turn fight me.
Beat me up people, Okay, excuse me, gentlemen, nice signy
(48:41):
train to rap. There's just wondering which one of you
is the ace in the hood. It's me. I'm the whole.
I've never guessed. But okay, is it visiting hours? Oh
darn it, skirts im, It's fine. The FBI is run
(49:02):
in this prison. Now, okay, baby, I'll talk to you. Okay,
see her or touch it all or no, that's big man?
Is that all right? I'm an art teacher, so I'm
very visual and I'm also skirt lady, so sorry, it's
a rap skirt. It's not my fault, then it absolutely
is your fault. Let me ask you a question. How
(49:24):
is it that all of us members of the community
are in this prison at the same time, while the
two mad scientists are thank you for giving me crying.
Oh you're here. We're looking through the windows here. Oh
it's not actually a prison. You see. They designed this
facility themselves. We're in the hole. We're in the hole.
(49:52):
The hole. It's exactly right, like an asshole. What are
you gonna do with us? What was your big plan?
That is? I mean pretty m figure on this with goal.
We're scientists, you know what I mean. We create the
situation to see what the results are. We have fun.
We're still doing the art sale up here. Are you
not having fun? I didn't misunderstood. No, we're not. No,
we're not not fun having three Blanco or something like that.
(50:20):
Blanco is a big guy, huge, that's a long time
to build. But okay, okay, you like that. I am
a big price is right fans. But running short it's
perhaps so that's fun. I do like running short. What
the fund is happening? That's how we should have every episode.
Oh that's the thank our engineer of the stars and
(50:40):
welcome back Doug Babe. Post sound design of course by
artist Raphaelbrito, predially Sophie Lichterman, and lastly, I heart media.
Of course, I encourage you all to write a review
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tlcome to this dot com. Let's see Joey Greer talk
(51:01):
to me. Thank you for being here today. I'm sorry
that you were. You were rejected for whatever that job was,
Okay cool. James Heineman, thanks for having me Front Times.
Oh fantastic. Mark Gagley already, thanks so much for joining
us again. Always a blast. Yeah, we'll see you next week. Yeah, Hi,
(51:22):
thank you again. Thank you, what a delight to be here.
And Christoph Varano, You're very welcome, perfectly said. I'm Kevin Pollock.
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