Don’t Tease Me Bro! = GOP, Hawk Tuah Mouthwash Anyone? 07.31.24

In episode 1717, Miles and guest co-host super producer Justin Connor are joined by musician, Janie Danger, and host of T-Time, Carmen Laurent, to discuss… GOP Suddenly Worried About Their Racist Rhetoric, Fascists Don’t Like Being The Butt Of The Joke…, Madame Hawk Of Tuah Continues To Trademark Sh*t and more!

1. GOP Suddenly Worried About Their Racist Rhetoric
2. Fascists Don’t Like Being The Butt Of The Joke…
3. Madame Hawk Of Tuah Continues To Trademark Sh*t 

LISTEN: East Atlanta Sober by Janie Danger

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, and Justin Connor is like the perfect uh like
action hero name because they all got to have Jesus
Christ initials like.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Heroes j firs or also they like to do like
two first names like Jack Ryan.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, yeah, Justin conn even.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I was too afraid to use that in middle school.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I was like, oh, I'm going to go by j
C this year, and that backed out at the last second,
and only my sister calls me that now.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, my mom treated Jimmy Carter for brain cancer like
years ago.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
She called him.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, he showed up and he has a big old
belt buckle that says j C on it, and I
just wow, that's pretty dope.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, like he looks so frail though, I feel like
that's probably like a health hazard now to have such
a big belt buckle for my bladder.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Don't be surprised if you see me next holiday party
with a big old Jason Sea buckle.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I know. Yeah. Do you need one of those strike
anywhere matches right off the buckle? I always wanted to
fucking light a blunt like that off a strike.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Anywhere, like a little just have it be a whole
utility belt, but for like, oh up ship, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh you need a hold on,
hold on, yeah, I got a bullet right here, hold
on right here. There you go, Yeah, you turn it over.
Oh so you don't know how to load that thing
properly upside down? Then rotate the thing and now you
got there you go. I'll see you in fifteen minutes
when you go. Yeah you got more?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I got an Eerlin Myer flask
on here too. You gotta what are you doing bad? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, forty nine,
episode Oh The Daily's Eyegeist are production of iHeartRadio. This
is a podcast or we take a deep dive into
America's shared consciousness. It is Wednesday, July thirty first. Damn
you already got that damn fourth of July. I need
to pay rent anyway. July thirty first is National Mutt Day,

(02:10):
National Raspberry King Day, and shout out all us millennials
who don't have anything because we all put it in
avocado because it's National Avocado Day, so allow us to
exalt our favorite avocados and hold them in the air.
My name is Miles Gray aka.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
A little Bit of Sofa in My Life, A little
bit of love seat by my side, a little bit
of day bed all I need a little bit of Senties,
what I see, A little bit of food ton in
the sun, a little bit of Devon all night long,
a little bit of Shad's lounge here I am.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
A little bit of diet do mix JG your event
spot all right, shout out the frequent news ghost for that,
matam Bow number five, wonderful, wonderful sectional inspired. No left
for them, I mean yeah, no, I think we couldn't
find that. I mean, man, I could probably put it
in there for one of the other ones. Well that's

(03:06):
me Miles Gray in the Place to Be. But I
am thrilled to be joined by my guest co host today,
a wonderful person, a wonderful producer, editor, DJ, beat maker,
film officionado. Please welcome to the guest co host microphone,
my host Justin Connor.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
It's your boy, Justin Connor.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Ja.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
But did you know when Jack's not home? I turned
on my Mike four daily guys.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then I sing o.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Baby, I want to go host the show with the
miles of the great Ooh. The more I get on Zoom,
the stranger is yeah, do something that I'm not used
to here on the zoom with Miles Gray.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I appreciate that was off the top of the dome.
I fumbled it at the beginning, but we got there.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wait, you just spit. You didn't even write it down
before you Literally.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I was trying to think of a song that I
love that really touches my heart and that that just
flew out.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
What is it about that song?

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I will fucking sing that ship with tears in my.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Eyes on August ninth. See what is going to be there.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I don't know if I'm going, but I'm thinking about
purchasing and tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
That you know that audience is going to be weird
as he it is.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, it's I went there on Juneteenth, and I will
say not as diverse as I would have.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
They're like, hey, guys, we're here for Juneteenth, Like.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
What I feel like too many people have season tickets
there and to just see like a popular name and
they're like okay, bet and they're like, gets use that right,
and then it's not.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, justin it's good to have you. Thank you for
joining me. But now we will introduce our guest today
in our third and fourth seats. Uh, These two hosted
the Iconic podcast you translated. You also know them as Fantastics.
I again someone who I take skin tips from because
I don't have hair, so I'm gonna take the skin

(05:09):
tips from them, and I will I will take all
of your advice to keep my skin hydrated and my
body hydrated. And also a fantastic musician. She got a
new album out East Atlanta, Sober and guess what she's
got to show this Sunday at the at the Masquerade
on the altar stage for all the Atlanta's I Game,
please pull up for our guests today, Carmen Laurent and

(05:31):
Jane Danger. Welcome back, Welcome back.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Can't keep us away?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
No, yeah, you can, No no way. Carmen, did you
lighten up the hair? Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I did? Yeah, y'all have to see me. I've actually
I've been on a journey since the last time you
saw me. I no longer have black hair, used to
be just black since the time. I'm thirteen. Yes, and
I also had voice surgery, so I have a new voice.
Next time to have a new face and some new tips.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, well, we have to have you back for each
of those. You know, every time we level up. We
love to see it. We'd love to see the blow up.
And you're doing everybody's doing well. Everybody's doing well. Yeah
we're talking. Yeah, we're walking and rolling. A lot of
rain here in Atlanta.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Late Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Every day it's been insane. It's kind of.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, it's been depressing me because I've been my lawn is.
I'm kind of I'm kind of I'm a girl, but
I'm kind of a long guy. Like I take a
lot of like like I'm very hank kill about it,
like mowing the lawn. Just you look at it and
you like drink a beer and it feels great. You're like, yeah,
I fucking did that ship and it looks beautiful and

(06:39):
you got to edge out right, it looks like trash
right now.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
There's fucking weeds and ship like and I can't fucking
take care of it. There's some mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Actually I mowed like a solid like quarter of it
last week and then it started raining and I got
so mad, like I fell to my knees in the rain,
like mower next to me, Like yeah, wait, is this
a push more riding It's an electronic push mower?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Because I mean I in like la, Like, riding mowers
are foreign to me, unless like it's you're like looking
at a golf course or someone with some kind of
gigantic state. But I know properties the acreage is much
bigger across the US, and a lot of people just
have So.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I would love a riding more. If any listeners want
to give me a riding mower, like, I will ride
it around.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I was always people with writing mowers because, like I,
that was a chore I had to do in the
humid Illinois summers and I was I feel like an
eleven year old body shouldn't be able to handle all
of that.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I had to get it done. And I saw this
kid up the street. Yeah, you learn, you learned. But
I had a kid up the street who had like this.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Brand new riding lawnmower, and I was like, what are
what are one of the What can I get one
of those?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
And my dad, my dad was just like this s
Bill's character, you know, And.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
That was like it up to now, I mean, governor
of Illinois.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm kind of like the pushing because it gives me,
It gives me some exercise, it.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Gets me all floody, and it gives me out in
the sun.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Maybe maybe now that I'm like older, I'm like, maybe
I do need to build character. For all those times
I skipped on character building day as a kid, right right, right.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
It didn't help me build a personality. It just helped
me build character. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I guess it means you know you you're relent, you
know what I mean? And uh, you know how to
do you know how to get going when the going
gets tough. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
When I moved to the place where riding a lawnmower,
using a lawnmower in any way is not necessary for me,
I'm right.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Because they don't have lawns and LA because of all
that woke.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, yeah, yeah, some outlaw lawns somebody growing up in LA.
At a certain point, when you realize how bone dry
this fucking place is, you actually, I started feeling bad,
like watering ship that I was, Man, does this do
I really need?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Y'all? Water shortage is like once a year, right. Luckily,
because of the last few rains we've we've gone into
slightly better territory drought wise, but it's you know, we're
in these boom bus cycles the rains.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
And I say, y'all to start having lawns. Don't let
wokeness take lawns from you.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, I agree for these water bills take all your
That's a very that's a very like Twitter argument like that,
like and like like people say that about like golf courses,
to which I kind of am an agreement on that one.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Golf courses.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah, golf courses are like a giant like waste
of like resources and like yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
And they're like tax free like there, it's a it's.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, I think almost as much as the gas study.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah. Cool, we're trying to kick that in talking about AI.
So okay, we're learning point. We've made our point. We've
made our point. Anyway, let's preview some of the stories
we may or may not get to. First, one, the
GP is suddenly worried about their racist rhetoric, so we'll

(10:11):
kind of hear some quotes from them like wait' surprise,
this is this Okay. Then also, just like on the
weird tip, you know, like the weirdness shit has really
been throwing the GOP for a loop. They're like I
was hoping y'all y'all have your DACA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
and I think, I think and I definitely I'm glad
y'all are here because also there's like I was reading

(10:32):
this interesting just excerpt from someone who wrote about the
Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville and their sort of
observations on what actually pisses off the alt right the most.
And guess what, it's not aggression, it's being fun teased.
They don't like them. So we will talk about that.
I know that it's okay, We're gonna tease the fuck

(10:52):
out them. Okay, here he is. And we'll also maybe
get to Biden announcing some Supreme Court reforms. We also
Trump's secret weapon in this election. It might be batship
election officials. So we will talk about a report that
came back stone yea guana somehow it's fat Guano is

(11:13):
factoring into this election. We'll talk about some of the
people that are willing to do his bidding.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Also, I think we should also talk about Madam Hawk
of Tua continues to trademark ship and I don't know
where this is going, but god damn they're trying.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
And we may even talk about Valley Ranta talk toua
Valley rants exactly what.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm serious, It may end up there. They are really
trying fucking every sort of like derivation Star Washington and Hawk,
and we might even talk about Chinese made us flags
that Republicans are mad about but also responsible for all
that in a lot more off. First, y'all know how

(12:01):
we do it. The first thing, we like to ask
our guests, what's something from your search history that's revealing
about who you are? Janey go first, me go first?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, Uh, this took a while because I had some
fairly like normal searches, I believe it or not, just
a lot of like Spanish to English translations.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
And are you bilingual? Getting bilingual practice? No, I've been
learning Spanish for a while. Nice, Yeah, so I practically Espaniel.
Oh yeah, I had this cool picture of a wolf
staring at the moon that was trying of fine, that's
one but the one Wait that she looks like those
cordy ass T shirts that everybody await yo, wait is

(12:40):
that wolf like? It's like it's like a man like
with their hands on their knees. It's like a human
some like furry ship. But really cool picture.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
A lot, yeah, a lot of people post us on
Twitter a lot, and I needed it first.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's a mood. It looks like it's improvising poetry to itself.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
It does.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's like it's like the vibe of like sitting by
the bonfire and dark souls. You know, it's a kind
of it's it's romanticized stoicism.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I like that quite a book, but I was.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
My roommate texted me the other day and said, hey,
can you keep it down, like I'm like studying, And
I just sent her a picture of my Amazon shopping
list and it was a unicycle and hand symbols. Really
like cracking my up thinking about like how funny it

(13:36):
would be to move into like an apartment as like
someone's neighbor and be like, you know, I'm going to
get into like doing like circus carniche, like circus side shifts.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I'm gonna going to be a live circus monkey, learn
how to ride a unicycle and bash and we're like
a red velvet vest too. Obviously. I feel like that's
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
When you're like like playing Hay in like live party chat,
you just hear like family screaming and like monkeys like
bashing on somebod right right.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Right, You're like, I need to mute the fucking chat. Yeah,
always some loud ship that you overhear over those gaming headphones, came,
what about you? Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Okay, Well, I have a lot of shit in my
I've been I've been converting the end to USD because
I am going to Japan, my homeland. Yeah yeah, I
am going are October.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
October beautiful time, beautiful time.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
For spooky season.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Baby.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
But I have recently been searching Julie masking, okay, and
nobody knows who the fuck Julie masking is but a
makeup technique.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I'm like, yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
You could call it a makeup technique. And if we're
talking full silicon body suit, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I I became obsessed with Julie Masking about seventeen years
ago when she posted some videos on early YouTube, like
they're still up on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
She looks like long legs.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
She does look like long legs. She has long legses,
and I'm obsessed with long legs right now, so anything
long legs is just making me like freak out. But
she is a character that appeared online seventeen years ago
and then disappeared just as quickly. She would just post random,
like thirty second videos of herself and a full silicone,
hyperrealistic silicone mask, and I could not, for the life

(15:35):
of me or remember what her name was a few
days ago. So I was having a full manic episode
trying to remember what this woman's name was. And you know,
you'd be surprised. It's actually not a man in a
full silicon bodysuit. She's actually a trans woman in a
full silicon bodysuit.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
So, and she's like an artist, Like, what's what Like, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
She's actually so I've found Well, there's not it's very mysterio.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, yeah, I love that you brought this up to
my attention. This is like a creepypasta that I would
like watch. Yes, it's like very like shrouded and like mystery.
Nobody really knows who Julie Masking is, but her flicker
exists on the Internet, and it turns out she's just
like an old school like showgirl drag performer trans woman
from back in the day. And I guess seventeen years

(16:23):
ago she just decided, Hey, I'm going to put on
this fucking silicon mask and freak everyone out on the internet,
and I remember watching those when they were first posted.
But then the other day I was trying to remember
who she was because I was thinking a lot about
long legs, as I do ever since I saw the movie,
and I was just going insane. I was like Google
image searching, like trying to like figure out her name.

(16:46):
Her name is Julie Masking, but today she has a
new she's she's still doing it, but now she goes
by Julie mask spelled in the in the English or
French way, which is m A s q u E.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's cool.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, there's not a lot of information about there. She's
very shrouded in mystery.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, we like that.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
But there used to be this old creepy YouTube video
that like I'm gonna describe badly, but I'm sure I
feel like you, Carmen have probably seen it. But it's
like a probably like a it's like a grainy VHS
thing of like this like girl in like a bunny suit,
like on stilts and she's like singing like a children
song or something. It's very it's like terrifying, Like I

(17:27):
remember seeing it in like twenty ten. It was like
I was so enamored by it, and it's the kind
of it's like you described, it's like the kind of
thing that like it's impossible to find like any information.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
On because it's probably like that's probably the point.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's like it's like a you know, art project by
some like you know, insular little like gay guys like
living in lincolnucky thing, you know, and that this is
just what they do in their free time to freak
people out right. But nonetheless, I do think it's like, really,
I think.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
That shit's so cool, Like I love that.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
I love shit like that.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I want to neither if I find this video, I'm
gonna say that to you. I bet you you've seen it.
But yeah, so hard to find anything now, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
It is, you know everything the search engine has fucked up.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, what underrated? Who wants to go first? Oh?
I got one. Let's go to Be, y'all fuck with
to B. I've watched the show on to Be before.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I've been a big fan of to Be lately, like
in a in a world where like in a world
in a world where every every streaming service is like
so like fragmented and expensive and bullshit, Yeah, to Be
it's free, you watch some ads. It has some awesome movies,
it has some great ship like and some original content.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Oh, and that's what I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
There's some amazing to be original content that's all like
looks like it comes from like like real estate, like
female real estate agents from Atlanta, like just making like
like marriage dramas like in like two Houses, like they're

(19:06):
so funny.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I will say some of the advertising, I've like some
of the content that's been like targeted to me. When
I'm looking at like a banner ad or whatever for
tub it's a lot of like I'll see it and
I'm like, has be et taken the biggest l ever?
And then I'm like, oh, this is the Black Show
made by two b and the wig work is crazy
and it's just it's it's like I haven't given in

(19:28):
the hate watch yet, but I feel like it'd be
perfect to get high on Saturday afternoon and just like
just trip out and watch the most funny shit ever.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, and people watch them like they're like the Room
qual I mean, not quite that, but they're like really awkward,
Like you can tell they're not really made by someone
who knows quite how to make a movie. Yeah, and
like there's a lot of weird editing.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
There's a lot of scenes where someone will be like
and you betrayed me, and then they just kind of
awkwardly stand there for like a solid minute before that's away.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Like, I think the most I've watched are like, like
I've seen clips on like Instagram reels and TikTok where
it just shows the most absurd like drama happening where
people are like busting shots at each other while having
a full conversation.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It's like it's like we talked about this before we
started recording.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's like trapped in the closet, Like yeah, that quality
of drama, Like it's so funny. But I before we like, uh,
there's one show that is amazing that I encourage everyone
to watch called Hucci Daddies, and it is about it
is like a kind of Big Brother Survivor type show

(20:42):
about a group of stuff like yeah, like yeah, that's
presenting kind of logo things. Yeah, yeah, mass presenting black
lesbians and they Yeah, it's just this amazing.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Oh my god, I want the the Brady Bunch.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Whoa okay, Hoochie Daddies Oka, Yeah, Ucci Daddy is as
dope as fun. And it's really like with the the
opening scene when they're like bringing everyone in, like it
takes so long and it's like they have been standing
there for like hours as they bring in everyone, one
of them is just drinking liquor the whole time.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is so cool.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
None of it is like miked upright, So all of
the scenes where they're all like interacting and rent riffing
with each other, it's just it's like a Robert Altman
movie where everyone's talking over it is so fucking gla
So shouts out to two B for making great content,
original and providing us with some classics as well.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Shouts out to all the studs too.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
There's another one. I just guys said, take Titanic six
six six? Is it to be original film? Alas, Yeah, awesome,
it's a sequel to Titanic two. There's another one, Dark
Forces from the Deep Sea rise to the surface, terrorizing
all aboard from Titanic three and throw to repeat one

(22:09):
of history's greatest disasters. It's got a sixteen percent on
Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck with Oh, I gotta watch.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Also, I also watched like some like like I watched
like Love in Toura, which is like a sixties like
new wave Italian movie. Like it's like like these like
Criterion collections.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
The entire spectrum of entergy. Yeah, it's so cool, Like wow, Yeah,
I don't even know there was I'm writing that one down, Carmen.
What about you? What's something you think is underrated?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Look, I'm just gonna say it, y'all. I think Long
Legs is underrated. And I know it was the number
one selling movie after Despicable Me four, which makes it
the number two movie. But uh, long Legs getting some
kind of mixed reviews. My boyfriend, I don't give a
fuck if anyone doesn't like it. Okay, it is the

(22:58):
best movie that has come out in a long time,
and I want to watch it five hundred times. So
go see Long Legs. Don't read any bad reviews because
it really doesn't matter. It's just a fun, campy horror
movie and I just love Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Its good. Yeah, I can endorse it as well. I've
heard a lot about it, but I have not. I'm
not I'm not a horror person, so I usually I
don't gravitate towards them. But if I mean, I do
like I do like aggressive Nicholas Cage acting, though you okay,
very Nicholas.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's in my honest opinion, I think it's like it's
kind of like a horror procedural thriller, and you like
a movie like Zodiac or like Seven or really like
Lambs or Cure. I don't know if any of y'all
seen the Kyoshi Krosola movie Cure, but it reminds me
of that one a lot, especially because that movie also

(23:54):
has it's like the same thing. It's like a group
of killings happen where a random person just like snapped
and they don't know why, and then they find out
that a mysterious stranger has like visited all of these
people before they like did their act of violence. But anyway,
I think it's like a good like detective movie, because
I love detective movies and it's like solid as that,

(24:15):
but I think it's better as a horror movie. Like
the the unnerving stuff is quite unnerving, and horror is
pretty subjective.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So yeah, yeah, I don't know. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I had my problems with it, mostly in the third act,
but I enjoyed it. It's elevated a lot by Nicholas
Cage being like very fully committed to having an insane performance, yeah,
and looking disgusting, yeah, Like he is incredibly hard to
look at, like the scenes where you actually like see

(24:49):
him like fully inframe as it's like, Yo.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Looks like I wore my right legs today.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
And I you don't know why it was called long legs.
I kept saying it is that like an anagram for something.
I haven't quite figured that out.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
But I just think it's one of those movies that
it doesn't have to mean anything.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
It's just fun and it's silly and it's goofy, and
I do.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Like it for that.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I like I like that, like all the like horror elements,
it's not like, well, the real Satanism is trauma.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Like yeah, like that, you know, It's like.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
No, it's just like meant to be like a scary
like thriller in that regard. I definitely appreciate it because
I'm sick of that like bullshit.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Like the demon is not acknowledging your children's desire, yeake.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
The real literally, the real demon is your repressed homosexuality.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's why you're doing bad car man. What do you
think is overrated.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh well, I'm going to say it. Underweight is overrated.
I have been underweight my whole life. Body positive car
I'm in my boy my bosity positive positive. But no,
I am finally, for the first time of my life,
not underweight. I've always tried to be a gainer, as

(26:12):
they say, but my body just don't do it well.
I either hit the right age or the right dose
of estrogen. Because I am now at one hundred and
forty pounds for the first time in my life, and
I feel sexy. I love it.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Weight distribution in cycling is like real as fuck, Like yes,
it's not a trick, Like it's not a trick.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
No, but yeah, I'm very happy with them with my
weight gain, and I feel very confident. I have boobs
in a butt now, imagine.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I love to hear that my butt is flat from
sitting down podcasting all the time. I talk about it.
But I got to my handstrings. Are I gotta do something?
You know, flatten that I was.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I was also born as like a hard gainero is
like the term, so it's it's really yeah, But I've
recently started eating a lot better. I think also hitting
the right age just kind of locks into me. I'm like,
I need to start paying attention more to myself. And
before I think the idea of like transforming my body

(27:18):
just seemed like impossible. Also until recently, now I'm like,
it feels doable. But I don't know what changed truly.
I don't know if it's like therapy or whatever, but
I think, yeah, probably, Yeah, I think I think age
has really factored into like me just wanting to get
to a certain point and like I think being fed up. Also,
I think that was like your first point also as

(27:40):
just being like my whole life, I've been one way.
I feel like trying to see if I can push
myself in another direction. So that's also part of the
challenge too.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, I love to hear everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Everybody's feeling good, very positive message in the in the
age of a zumpage. As some bar customers bar that
I work out the other week, they're really like nice,
like gay men. They're like older, like in their forties,
and they ordered some food and they're like, this is
the most we've eaten all week.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
We're all on a zempic.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I was like, you guys are all skinny, like you
guys are going to look like freaks if you like
take ozempi that.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ye faces because look at look at Simon Cowell, look
at I don't think that's just the Ozemp face with
Simon cow that's the fillers too. He looks like he
looks like the hound from Game of Like for really,
have you seen it now?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I haven't, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
He does like crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I was like your Simon, he looks like the handsome
version of the hound on. A better example of the
zimpic face Randy.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Jackson a better example of face.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, Randy Jackson looks fucking crazy, like I think that's
what I think. O Zemp.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
It gets you so bad. It gives you like a
very like long distended neck and your face like say
you like it's not Randy Jackson, I know, right, he
looks crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh well, the one thing I did read those how
those drugs may be good for Alzheimer's. There's like there's
still to do more studies now that it might protect
the brain, and apparently it seems promising. So it's like
this thing, what the fuck doesn't this should do? But
that's where taking I'll take the Alzheimer's protection. Janey what
about you. What's something you think is overrated? Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I couldn't really think of something good, so I put
I put the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh yeah, except for the Celindion.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Sorry only because I this is such a redded opinion,
but like its it definitely feels I'm not like anti sports,
but it still just feels like something that like everyone
kind of pretends to care about. Like, yeah, when any
other part of the year like that, you're not watching discus, like.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Right, right, right right. I will say I watched.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
The skateboarding and Youth of Horror Gomi did it again
and that was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
But did you see we lost in shooting somehow.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I only watched the skateboard.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Only unless it's a school shooting or something.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, No, sadly it's like ass or school. But the skateboarding,
I'm like, I'm surprised if someone who's half Japanese like
how dominant Japan has been in the skateboarding. Yeah, the
women's street competition, like all those teenagers were just fucking
it up. Yeah, I'm just I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's the it's style, like yeah, because a lot of
these skaters have like tricks for days like the guy
from Canada was doing some like really interesting stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But like the Japanese, especially.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Utoh Horrgomi, has an absolutely immaculate style. Like everything he
does is like total bolt rolls away clean as fuck.
He doesn't like it's it's so insane. That's technically I
feel like that's what matters most to like Olympics, Like like, yeah,
you can have like a crazy trick, but if it's
like sketchy, like it's not really.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're not if you don't look
like you're like playing Tony Hawk and everything just clean clean,
I mean it's like, yeah, it ain't it ain't getting
a medal. All right, Well, we will take a break
and we're going to come right back and we're going
to talk about some of the shit going on in
our wonderful country right after this and we're back. So

(31:24):
the GOP, the party that is America's most outwardly racist party,
is suddenly worried that their racism may be alienating voters.
According to multiple reports, it seems that leaders within the
party have become increasingly worried that they're reflexive racist rhetoric.
I just branded that that's called alliteration could cost them

(31:48):
in the election now that Kamala Harris is the presumptive nominee.
So last week, Politico reported that leading House Republicans had
to tell quote lawmakers to focus on criticizing Harris's record
without reference to her race or gender, following a series
of comments by their members that focused on Harris's race,

(32:08):
as well as claims she is a quote DEI pick.
They also worry that Trump and some of his more
extreme supporters will be unable to refrain from deploying sexist
and racially fraught language, which they fear will hurt them
with crucial voting blocks. I feel like many people have decided,
but yeah, it maybe doesn't help at this point to

(32:30):
keep letting people know we don't like women of color,
women color.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I think they're also, like the GOP are kind of
anticipating what a potential debate performance would look like between
these two, because because the optics were bad enough when
Trump was like looming behind Hillary Clinton in twenty sixteen,
like the fucking babaduck, you know, like before. But yeah,

(32:56):
it's creepy, like he couldn't help himself, and I doubt
it's hilarious. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work out well.
If he just he could be full pit bull and
just attack Biden. And it's not the same strategy here,
but he.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Can full pit bull. I thought he was just like
dolls worldwide. Mean, I know he like Miami, So I'm
going full pit bull and this takes off the hair
piece and goes full pit bull rock. He would win
every state. You know, he's gonna power up like Michael

(33:33):
Jordan when he embraced the ball affair.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
They're like, what about pitbull summer?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah exactly, Eisenberg. Look when they when they the hair
mister yeah, mister three five, the Dale, thetel the holiday
And why do I.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Feel like the g O P does this every four
years where they decide, oh wait, we can't rely.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
On a because they got nothing.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
They only they can only rely But remember, like I
remember even the first time I voted, what was when
when Mitt Romney ran against Obama? And I remember at
that time being like, holy shit, did they really just
put Mitt Romney on Telemundo in brown face, like capture

(34:28):
the Hispanic vote? And they really did do that. And
I just feel like every four years they have this
realization where they're like, oh yeah, we can't win if
we are alienating voters of colors, so we have to
pander in some kind of way.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
But right right, the Democrats are really good at it.
Oh hot. The Conservatives have had a really big like
identity crisis like ever since really like ever since Trump
like lost in twenty twenty or even before that. Because

(35:03):
the whole, the whole thing is that like conservative policies
like like when you present like an average American with
like Okay, we're gonna cut social Security and we're gonna
like repeal like you're not gonna be able to get
an abortion, and gay people can't get married. By and large,
those are deeply unpopular policies. So the whole like conservative

(35:25):
and really the whole like fascistic strategy entirely is to
like blame outliers, you know, blame immigrants, like say like
you're like you know, be prescriptive about like the things
that are wrong and then blame like an out group
for it. So but the thing is like they're victims
of their own success. Because Trump was like the first

(35:47):
person to like take that like like instead of doing
dog whistles, he used what if he just said that
you know, yeah, he would just say like Mexicans are rapist.
You know, I'm going to do what Muslim band like
stuff like that, Like that's not a dog whistle at all.
So I think that like, while Trump has this kind

(36:08):
of like TV guy charisma that was able to like
kind of captivate people, motherfuckers like jd Vance do not
you know, they have no risk, no Aura, no ri
And they can't fucking like fashion a message like they
talk like fucking podcasters, like they talk like in a

(36:29):
way that is no, not like this, but but you know, no, no.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
No, I'm just saying like like they talk like fucking
like these insular right wing like Twitter people.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, and I think that like that's all who, that's
all who they talk to and exchange ideas with ultimately
at the top of the party, I mean, I think yeah,
And I think this was always the issue with the
party following Trump down this path Like it worked. It
may have worked in twenty sixteen to be like, what
if we really turned it up and see what happens?
And that did work to an extent, but every they

(37:02):
failed in pretty much every subsequent race, even for many
down ballot races. From down ballot candidates that wanted to
like specifically emulate that style. Obviously, many Republicans get putted in,
but there there are a lot of times you see
people go hard on the Trump shit and then like
pretty much everyone's turned off and they still haven't quite
connected that. But this concern obviously also extends to Trump's

(37:23):
rhetoric as well. One person who was close to the
campaign said, many others feel that his words are becoming
a liability, but they have no control over him. This
is a quote from somebody who spoke on the condition
of anonymity. Quote. We hope he doesn't act like a
crazy racist and sexist person, but we can't control him.
There are probably dog whistles and racists and sexist tropes

(37:44):
will stumble into His campaign is going to try to
keep him out of that rhetoric, but it's going to
be difficult because that's all he knows. And yeah, yeah, yeah,
hate to see.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
It, and they're gonna be like, well, actually he meant
he meant this when he said that, Uh you know,
like what.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It is so like it feels so much like twenty
sixteen again time. But but it's interesting because like conservatives
kind of have like the same problem that like Hillary
Clinton had, where like no one in twenty sixteen, no,
like liberals wanted to admit that like Hillary Clinton by
and large was deeply unpopular, and I mean that's why

(38:20):
she lost. And I think that conservatives are having like
a similar moment where they do not realize how unpopular
this is, like because they own Twitter and they all
like they've like kind of like insulated themselves in this
like super online bubble where like they're insane rhetoric of
being like you know, like everyone's like childless mothers are

(38:44):
are worthless. They're like fucking people if you don't have baby, Yeah,
childless women are yeah, yeah worthless.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, everyone's a gross cat ladle ud like aheah. I'm
focused on the women part.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
It's like and on the flip side, Kamala and't have
I mean she only has a certain amount of baggage
amongst a specific group of like ultra leftists, you know people,
and it's I he doesn't have the history, and.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I think it's not Hillary Clinton.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, they don't know how to attack her.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah yeah not yet. A war criminal right right, Yeah,
the vice president, she's a.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Drug war criminal.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's adjacent drug war criminals. Look, I mean, like, look,
as long as we're sending munitions to Israel and you
feel like there's a strong case to say that you're
you are in that camp.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Unfortunately, still pretty immovable in that regard. But yeah, I
don't know, we'll say about that.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, I mean I think you know, like, you know,
racism and bigotry like well, obviously like prevalent in society,
Like they aren't the kinds of ideologies that are going
to attract new people, right, not in the way that
the current GOP does it. And even the most like
basic analysis would show you this. But yeah, I mean,
like the biggest reason too, a lot of the the
these candidates winning, that's a lot to do with the

(39:59):
voter suppression. So that's the other dimension to it. But
speaking of.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
These weirdos who are just racist and fucking bigoted and
just have every kind of phobia under the sun, they
really don't like being the butt of the joke, Like,
you know, there there's a bit of political wisdom that
shows calling.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
The right weird maybe one of the most effective tactics
of getting them off message. Many conservatives are like right now,
they're trying to push back on the accurate description of
their worldview, and it's like clear they don't know what
to do, like vivic Ramaswami like Tweety's like it's dumb
and juvenile to be calling saying they're weird because this

(40:38):
is a presidential election, not a high school prom contest.
And you're like, I'm sorry, you're trying to what are
you trying to appeal to within people right now? That
this is dumb and juvenile. You have people calling some
the weirdest fucking insults coming from the right, But yes,
this is dumb and juvenile because it's kind of got
you off balance. There is this Pulitzer journalist Tina Rosenberg, like,

(41:01):
in a New York Times article about like just observing
the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, wrote that alt
right rallies have six core goals. And I think this
is kind of interesting just to kind of keep in
mind as you look as we look at what is
happening with this, like you know, calling the right weird
right now? Their six goals are quote legitimate, legitimize their views,
strengthen their self image as part of the downtrodden, unite,

(41:22):
their squabbling factors, attract new people to the movement, control
media coverage, and feel powerful and heroic. Now, obviously righteous
anger is probably the first response that most people like
arrive at when looking at this kind of hateful shit,
but like, violent clashes typically allow these goals to be
achieved very quickly, for like these sort of alt right

(41:43):
demonstrations and enable their ability again to look like they
are being attacked and that they are the victims and
that they have to actually, you know, use a bit
of the heroism to be able to fight back. Fucking
Antifa or whatever the you know, ap du jour.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Is for them, like they're doing and they're doing this
is a classic thing too, is that they're they'll they're
doing cancel culture. They're like like they're trying to get
people like fired for like joking about like Trump's ear
getting grays like stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, they're so like it. But I think again,
like there are a lot of examples where you've seen,
like there was like a like neo Nazi rally in
Montana where people just showed up like dressed as clowns
and are just like being like look at these jokers
and then like all right, let's get out of here.
This is like stupid because what they want is people
to pull up and scream in their faces. But when
you pull up and just do the Nelson from the

(42:38):
Simpsons and hit them with that, they're like what the fuck.
There was like another example too of like this anti
racist sort of like sort of fundraising walk in Germany
and like a lot of German like far right figures
wanted to protest, so like they too wanted to be
part of it to demonstrate, and the people just like
ironically clapped for them and they're like, yeah, you guys

(43:00):
are killing it.

Speaker 11 (43:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
And they were suddenly like the ship just fizzled out.
They're like man like they were just leaving the route
because like this isn't Yeah, but the weird description I
think is super you know, it's on the nose for
the moment. And like to your point, I think both
of you were making earlier. They only talk to these
like very strange dudes that are like in tech, and

(43:23):
that's where there's a lot of reporting now that you know,
like right wing tech billionaires have an outsized influence on
Donald Trump. Right now, he's like listeners, Like recently, he's
like I love crypto, like he used to not say
that ship he's like cryptos than air blah blah blah. Yeah,
crypto is I do not think he genuinely under but
he did say now we're going to be the crypto

(43:44):
capital of the world. And you're like, right, because you
talk to some people and they're like, yeah, protect my money,
and this is what you need to say.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
And you know, Caitlin has her own coin now too.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Now she's doing now.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's there's a It's worth noting that I read this
morning that the choice for jd Vance was propped was
pushed on him by Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, and I
think Donald Trump Junior and the three people and those
are all, yeah, those are all like gross insane people,

(44:20):
like I mean, yeah, I don't know, like with no risk, No,
it's I think I think it's the best messaging Democrats
have had in a long time, because it's something that
I mean, the Biden era was so bad because even
though like I think a lot of Democratic policies are
popular and a lot of like Democratic candidates were doing

(44:43):
well down ballot, having Joe Biden lead the party when
he can't speak like is like it's a serious like liability.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
But now like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I think that just being it kind of reminds me
of when you know, I know that Ken certainly won
the beef, but when Drake said Metro, shut your bitch
ass up.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
And just play those drums.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That is such a funny like dismissive like tactic, like
just being like you're not even worth discussing, Like it's
not like these motherfuckers are like like their whole strategy
is pulling out like fucking like four Chan means is
like four Chan is weird.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
This ship is not No one knows what is? What
are you?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The fact that you have a full like folder of
wojacks to like be mean to trans people is fucking weird, man.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
That is that. Yeah, there's no other like it's.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
I mean, the obsession they have with trans people is
so weird, like the whole Yeah, like every trans person
is a padow now every like it's just like alla,
so it's giving obsessive.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It's like what and why I think I think being
dismissive is such a good strategy because it's not worth engaging,
Like it's not worth having ideological argument, like having like
ideological arguments on like like should trans people exist, like
should women be like mandatory to get pregnant? Like this

(46:14):
is these are stupid, insane ideas, and it's like it's
easier to just be like, no, that's weird, dude, that's
fucked up, and yeah, just being like bro, what, Yeah,
I think trying to debate, yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Right, Debating these things legitimizes it in a way that's
not worth doing because you again, like I think I
was I may have said it yesterday, Like when especially
when there's like an urge to point out the hypocrisy
of them too, It's like that's pointless. It's it really
is pointless, and play those negate the context that they're
trying to like bring you into this debate, like you know,

(46:51):
like this is this is the framing that we want
to do and just be like bro, fuck this framing
completely and like you're fucking weird dude, shut up, yeah,
because I think you know that tactic. Again, they're still
trying to figure out what to do. They're only demonstrating
even further that this is an accurate assessment, and yeah,
the weirdness. It's hard to beat those it's hard to

(47:13):
beat those allegations because like the other side is when
they're when you know, a lot of the time the
Democrats are spending time like this is scary stuff, man,
this is scary. They like that. They want people to like,
oh my.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
God, they're scary.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah. So then when you see a Maga hat.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
You're like, ooh, yeah that person, I'm like, you look
like a clown.

Speaker 12 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And then now you're like, bro, you weird?

Speaker 12 (47:33):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
What ye Have you guys seen that guy on Twitter
that like goes around like wearing a Maga hot Yeah yeah,
yeah and no one cares, like, no one pays attention
to him at all, Like yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Because they want that beef. When they go out with
the want they want they want confrontation.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, it's again, it's twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen. Shit, it's
like trying to like trigger people. It's like and yeah,
it's like, I mean, we lived through four years of Trump,
like we we were not that triggered anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah become calloused? Yeah right, yeah, sure, I don't know.
I've enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I enjoyed this topic a lot, Like I was glad
that this was like not something y'all have discussed already
because like we I.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Mean, I think it's some we've been talking about it,
but I think because it's interesting to see like, Okay,
we're doing something. There's like it's something different now to
to sort of you know, get the conversation moving in
a different direction rather than again going like because the
policies are they're not even real policies, Like you're talking
about up ending people's ability to be free or be

(48:38):
themselves and not have that be attached to some kind
of societal punishment. And I think by just obviously addressing
the fucked up nature of that is good to message.
But then the zoom out and be like yeah, because
they're weird and they want to be all up in
your business when they need to be mining their own shit,
and this is this is what they're trying to do.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I think I've brought this up a few times.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So yeah, I think that like like owning Twitter and
making it like a super like right wing platform has
really like put them I think you use the word
echo chamber like I'm gonna use it again, Like it's
really like made them like gass each other up in
a way that's like, you know, most people don't use
Twitter like most people, and also like to the people that.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Still do, like there's a normal people.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
It's really damning that anytime you see like conservatives like
defending like jd Vance in the immediate comments under it,
it's like far further right conservatives being like, well, he
has an Indian wife and race mixing is bad, and
it's like, y'all are fucking crazy, right, there's nobody.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
He said, and obviously she's not white, is yeah, that's
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
It's so like because he's internet brained too, like he's
been on fucking Amy Terese's pod.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
No one should know who that.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Is, Like that's.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Good, you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
He's nobody, but like just kind of like a red
Scare type but it doesn't matter, Like yeah, like that's
the kind of people that these people like are like
capitulating towards.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And it's like like if you look at who jd
Vance follows on Twitter, it's like insane. It's like he
follows like Ben Shapiro, Ted Cruz and then like a
guy that's named like Hitler Groper fourteen eighty eight, whoa
like the ironic Groyper, Like yeah, like it's that's it's

(50:38):
so they're on appeal.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
All of these people are too.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I mean, it's really really no surprise that they don't
respect women. They are too afraid to defend their own partners.
It's creat like Ted Cruise, Mitch McConnell, jd Vance. They're
they're all they've all had shots taken at their wife
and they are just too afraid to sit in the Yeah,
and then they yeah, and then they call everyone else
how like it's crazy?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
It is, right.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Yeah, again, that's a very twenty sixteen term, like like that,
I feel like that died down.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
We're back, baby, We're back time traveling again. That is
a weird term. Like that's a sexual like porn term. Yeah, yeah,
and it comes from people. It's like my worldview is
derived from tropes I'm seeing in the pornography. I'm consumed, right, Yeah, Okay,
what about powered what's that? I know videos where a

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guy sits in a chair while his wife has intercourse
with another guy and he's okay, we just call that
lack of character and being a shitty partner. I don't
know what a being a partner is, so I'm just
gonna have to relate it to the porn. I watch
right now, are you talking about my wife?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Oh you mean the amateur brunette milk.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's like, yeah, oh you mean my stepmam. I see
a lot of parallels with JD. Vance and Rondosantus as well.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah, like they're.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Both like people that got like gassed up in their
own like little bubble.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
But now that.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
They're like exposed to like a big stage, like most
people are like, what, who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
And look how fragile like fragile DeSantis's masculinity with is
weird lifted up boots and shit, like always just trying
to project this like masculine thing. He wasn't just it
just looks. The difference is like if he just was
like embraced it, I don't think people would notice, you
know what I mean. But it's the yea, it's the
attempt to try and like shed who you actually are

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that becomes really like it's really obvious when people are
fronting like that, and even when they're trying to do
like the like culture warshit, it just like it comes
off as inauthentic and obviously like what they're saying is repulsive.
But to add to that the insincerity of you're like, d.

Speaker 10 (52:48):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Like for what what are you doing this war? Carmen.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Did you see the thing where Jady Vance said something
about like he wrote something years ago where he's like,
and that was the most like I ever felt like
a woman? Yeah, well I need to find it. It's
pretty funny. But yeah, he's had.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Something like a hemorrhoid surgery or something.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Is it real? I'm seeing that he's wearing a Julie
mask shirt. It was said, it's a blog post from
two thousand and five, and again, this is anything about
jd Vance on Twitter. I'm gonna take with a grain
of salt, but I'm also gonna take with a grain
of I want to believe it. So it says it
tells him a two thousand and five of an emotional

(53:31):
day where he quote felt more like a female than
I ever have or will, and explains he can't watch
Zach Braff's Garden State becausey because New Jersey's landscape is
so much like Ohio's. The music is so relevant to
my life right now. I'm sorry, let go by frou Frou.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
That's so funny that like my life right now.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Garden State is like his I saw the TV glow
like he heard new slang. I was like, man, I
should try on women's clothes. I work with Zach Braft.
I should I should ask him how he feels.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh, yeah you should. Yeah, you should make get get us,
get us thoughts on that. Yeah, I was like, it's
the most I ever felt like a female than I
ever will because I watched Gardens again that JD, You're
not tough man. Just embrace whoever you are, because whatever
this is, ain't it all right? Let's take another break.
We'll be right back, and we do have to talk

(54:25):
about Lady Hawk of Tua, the Kingdom of Tua after
this and we're back. Hailey Welch. Also, I don't know
if you've seen how Haley this is hawk Toa's real name.

(54:45):
It's her. Her name is spelled h A l I
E Y classic. I know, girls, Holly, I hate anyway,
Hailey Welch Ak Hawktua Lady. She's continuing to forge a
career off the back of her viral moment. The comedy
career she said she was launching hasn't quite come to fruition.
The handful of appearances I've seen were not the best.

(55:08):
Like she would like introduce like an act at a
concert and they're like, they're like, hey, it's Haley Welch.
She's like, yeah, welcome to the stage, blah blah blah,
and everyone's like, who the fuck is this? Like it's
saying the line yeah exactly one. Yeah, people say the
line bar exactly say it. But that really, but that

(55:29):
doesn't matter because it's all about making that fucking cash money.
And it's clear that the people she signed with, like
that talent deal with, are doing fucking everything they can
to start earning off the back of that bang. Uh.
And let me tell you what she is doing. She
filed for trademarks for a betting slash casino type service
called bet on that Bang bar Mecue.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I thought you said betting. I thought they were gonna
make like stain proof like betting.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I'm like, that's a.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Pretty gambling gambling called bet on that Bang. Barbecues and
barbecue sauces and hot sauce is called hawk sauce and
Hoktua sauce. I'm pretty sure you can get Hoctua sauce
for free at any restaurant as long as you're very
rude to the servers and.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
It will there Just this mame reminds me of dick
flavored spit, and I'm not sure how well that's gonna
like feel the mass market, but you know that being said, like,
I mean, if there's like I.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Think there was talk of a mouthwash like.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
That, Yes, as filed sun trademarks for sunflower seeds, gum,
and mouthwash under the Haktua name. Okay, I just don't look,
You're they're just trying for anything. None of this ship's
gonna work because this was all based off of flammatio joke.
Yeah she made up.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
That is a very interesting point that unlike other like
failed mediate like a like Walmart yodel boy or something
like that, no one thinks about anymore. Yeah, like yeah,
this is it was a joke about sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, like like like.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, yeah discussed but again recovering from a cold and
this is like this is yeah, this is male brain
internet stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Like dude, I fucking love that that. She's like the
hock tool girl. And then it ends there because there's
nothing else there except that you saw someone say something
that made you horny, and that's it, y'all. Did y'all
see the Bill Maher interview.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Will had interview was on Bill Maher's podcast, which is
you've never seen it. It's like the most awkward thing
in the fucking world. It's like it'll Club Random. That's yeah,
it's weird.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Basement.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, it's in his like like fuck dungeon and it's
like basement. It's like him smoking a blunt. He's like,
so are you then straight?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Like every interview with them, like it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Club Random sounds like what a thirteen year old causes parents' basement.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
That's fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Okay, yeah, Dode, you want to go smoke a joint
down in Club Random?

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Okay, yeah, my mom's home. All right. Here's here's a
clip of Haley Welch on Club Random.

Speaker 11 (58:26):
Every kid, especially your age, wants to be famous. Suddenly
the sword came down and tapped you on the shoulder.
You have an extraordinary opportunity. Pay close attention today. You
will come out here with a lot of knowledge of
how to handle this because it's very unique. What made
you suddenly famous? Nothing to be ashamed of. What matters

(58:46):
now is move past. Let's call it your origin story.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
What do you stand lease home much. Yeah, they were
both gassing each other out there. She was like, yeah,
I know the blade of God came down. I was
scooped up in God's palm and elevated above all the masses.
I understand the responsibility I have now. Bill, Thank you
so much for your stage like wisdom. Can you teach

(59:12):
me to hate Muslims like you do? Also? Please?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
You know I will, I will say, on like a
positive note. She does seem like she's got some genuine
kind of like charm to her.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Whether she's like actually like funny and talented enough to like,
you know, kind of make it through the big leagues
like that's time will tell. Yeah, most likely not, because
these memes, you know, come and go, and like you said,
it's just a bunch of people trying to make a
quick buck and then she'll be you know, waiting tables
in a few years. But you know, I wish her
the best. Yeah, she seems a little charming. The vultures

(59:47):
immediately circled. They smelled the sharks smell money. They said,
here we go, let's brand a bunch of stuff. But
it even for her, like she was working in a
spring factory before this, and you can tell, like I
think that was there. There is a like a human
like a humanity to her that I think like allowed
people to be like, oh man, she's like, I like,
she's got some sincerity about it, right, But yeah, the

(01:00:08):
other part I just feel like is being like forced
by whoever these people are.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I think they can sell fucking hawk to a barbecue
sauce or whatever. So Also, the video is not that funny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Like I remember when I like I kept seeing hawk
Tua on Twitter and I like looked it up to
find out the video.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I was like, what, there's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Like ten cli it's like drag race that are funnier
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah. Literally, it's like the final boss of like coworker memes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yes, oh my god, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Like per like co worker humor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Like it's like literally a video someone shows you that,
like you'll touch the screen to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
You'll like touch the screen to see how much time
is left. Yeah, you know, it's pretty funny, right, Wait
did you say hawk to you? All right? Hold on,
hold on, wait wait wait wait wait you didn't you
missed it. I feel bad for her poor and who
is doing the bulk of the talking for most of
that's like get the whole clip. It's like her home
world that's talking, and then she comes in and now

(01:01:07):
she's got chewing gum and hot sauce trade marks that
will probably be I don't know, at ath urban outfitters
near you, that's probably where they're going to sell that
kind of shit. Well, Jane, Carmen, it's been a pleasure
having you on the daily zeitgeist today. Where can people
find you? Follow you and tell us about some social

(01:01:27):
media or other media that you're loving.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
My apt is at to the Carmen Laurent on Instagram.
It's the only social media I have. I do have
a podcast on Patreon. We do one free episode a week.
We do one Patreon episode a week. It's called Tea Time,
which is twenty time. But we can't put that on
the actual act. And yeah, a piece of social media

(01:01:54):
that I've been liking. Are we doing that right now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Yeah, Carmen, I'm gonna do one for both of us
because I know that both of us enjoyed the thol Okay, okay,
I'm gonna put it in the chat in case you
want to, but they all remember miss you and me
Park Oh, God, these North Korean expat who just like
tells insane lies about North Korea.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah can if you would oblige,
could you play the video that I just showed the chat.

Speaker 11 (01:02:19):
Talk about this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
But people are like, she didn't just say hunting poop, right, yeah,
tell us about hunting poops.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
So I know, like in North Korea, literally nothing to
throw away, including your poop and pe so garments gives
us kora. They don't. They are so poor they cannot
even afford the fertilizer. The country makes long missile like
test Am, they cannot make the fertilizer, so they ask
people give them kora. Like in your family, if you

(01:02:46):
have four people in the family, bring one ton of
poop in January?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
How is that possible? I mean, does a family of
four make one ton of poop each? No?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
And you're not you don't even put on some monthly
if you're a star of there, don't poop at all there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Right, So weird, what are they expecting?

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
So that's why we have to go steer poop and
hunting poop and deep there are poop thieves and in
the black market they start.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Poop so that you can make your corea.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
So rich people, the governmental fishers, they have money, they
go black market and buy the poop and then give
it mid their kora otherwise they're gonna get punished.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
That is so like let letting that sink in is
so frigging bizarre, right, Like the idea that you have
to collect something that most of us would never want
to touch. Who is this host such a podcast? So
what do they That's like, let me just process this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
What's awesome? That's what talk to a girl should should
pivot to. She should be in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Wait, I thought you were from Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Whatever, whatever, whatever it is, she should start making podcast appearance.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
I just love how she immediately goes poo poop pee.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah, yeah, stop it there, That was what I was
really enjoying, Janie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Where do they find you? Janey Danger dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You can uh keep up with like my like shows
and ship and buy some merch if you want. That's
also got a link tree to like my Instagram Janey
underscore Danger on Twitter. It's at wive Sucker. But yeah,
if you go to my website, there's like a link
tree there that has a bunch of stuff like that.
I have a new album called East Atlantas and check
all my music's on Spotify. You you can go to

(01:04:34):
band camp maybe get some money if you want. You
can listen to what listen to where the Masquerades alter
stage on Sunday. Yeah, yeah, Masquerade on Sunday. I got
a lot of merch too, if you want some. If
you're a fan of the Saul franchise, as as I am,
I got some cool shirts for you. They're really comfy, nice.
So yeah, yeah, thank you all again for having men.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Of course, it's always a pleasure having the both of you.
Justin thank you so much for joining me today. Where
the people find you, follow you? And what's some kind
of media you're liking?

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Of course you can find me at j con the Smith.
That's j C O N t H E S M
I T H on Instagram only in piece of media
I've been enjoying. I'm actually I really liked X Men
ninety seven. That's been out for a while, but it's
just so so so well written. I don't think it's
gotten enough praise outside of the nerd sphere, and I

(01:05:28):
feel like a lot more people should be talking about it.
And then coming up Batman Cape Crusader is another animated
project that has Matt Reeves. Yeah, it comes out tomorrow, actually,
I think August early, Yeah, August versus the first episode.
And Batman is a fascist who kidnaps children, but he's
my problematic fave. I just I really love seeing how

(01:05:50):
dark and gritty that stuff can get.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Oh and also another piece of media, X Ray Vision.
I'm sure they'll cover Batman Cape Crusader on there. My
sister produces that show and constantly talks of Carmen and
how great she is on the show, and she's all
the time in my house. Joelle is like, oh, I
love Carmen, thank god she's here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Check out Xtra Vision with Rosie Knight and Jason Concepcion.
If you like nerd stuff, it's it's really fun listen.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
And yeah, yeah, I think they did a I think
they did a breakdown for each episode or of X
Men ninety seven. No, they did the finale.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I want to say, nice, I haven't. I haven't gotten
a chance to check that out yet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
But formative, formative, formative show for me, especially that theme song,
I could probably in my mind you can find me
at miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. Jack and
I have the basketball podcast. Miles and Jack got mad Boosties.
If you like ninety day Fiance, you can catch me
on four to twenty Day Fiance talking about the entire

(01:06:47):
ninety Day Fiance universe. Let's see a work of media
I like. There have been a lot of white dudes
for Kamala. Funny tweets I've seen on Twitter. One is
from at Komaniski underscore are that tweeted derailing the white
men for Kamala? Zoom call by asking if anyone here
is into steely dan.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
And another piece of media I've been actually liking is
I've been watching just started that show Supercell on Netflix,
that English show about like these black people in the
UK or in London specifically who get superpowers suddenly trying
to figure out what to do with them. So yeah,
that's been what I've been watching. You can find us
at daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, at the Daily zeit Geist

(01:07:32):
on Instagram. Got a Facebook fan page at a website
daily zey Guys dot com. Worry post our episodes in
our footnotes footnote thank you Carman understood the assignment where
we will post off links to the articles we discussed,
as well as a song we're going to ride out
on and guess what we're writing out. This wonderful artist
has a new album out called East Atlantis Sober, and
we are going to write out on the titular track

(01:07:54):
of East Atlanta Sober. You guessed it, East Atlanta Sober
by the one and over man Janey Danger stick around
because guess what, we got the rights to this one,
so you can hear it like the olden days of
the show. There will be a track at the end,
So this is East Atlanta's Sober Janie Danger Janie. How
anything else? You'd like to intro this track by saying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Ah, fuck hell first song on the album, and if
you like it, you should listen to the But I
don't know, I'll say I went on Carmen's podcast recently
and she let me yat about the new album for
like an hour. So if you like it and you
want to hear some more like lore about it, Pizza,
please listen to that, because yeah, when people ask me

(01:08:37):
about my music, I will go on forever.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Yeah, let's let's just let it speak for itself. And
if you want more lore, listen to my recent episode
with car Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
So this is East Atlanta's over by Janie Danger the
Daily Seye Guess. There's a production of iHeart Radio. So
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it for us this morning. We'll be back later today
to tell you what he is trend. We'll see you that.
Bye bye.

Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
Here's a small screen over my eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
There's a gold fot in my bad.

Speaker 12 (01:09:27):
There's a girl over the ring, a dring from me
that wants me fuck me died broke meal and my
arm rostrings on my fall. Let me caledforne sore in California.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Where's a far from the South room. I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Fell dying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I was mad and a big and that I will
want well, I have a lead.

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
Said or any atland So where once again the Silan
sober once again? I think Pisatlantis sober once for I
Metlanta sober once again, like yah

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
Again