May 19, 2020 • 14 mins
On this edition of Don't Trend It All In One Place Jack and Miles discuss Jojo Siwa turning 17, Pier 1 is for real closing this time - actually, Krispy Kreme is offering free donuts to class of 2020 graduates, and MGK is trending because he and Megan Fox are now dating.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Hey
don't trend it all in one place, kid. Uh. That
is courtesy of Plague ear of the aunt m that's
the ericson. I'm Jack O'Brien. That's Miles Gray. This is
what is trending, So Jojo see what is trending? Mild.
(00:22):
I know for a fact that we have talked about
Jojo see What on the podcast before, but I did
not know who she was again, uh earlier today, but
you you explained it to me. Do not throw this
hot potato at me because I don't know or care
who Jojo c was. I mean, okay, I know enough
(00:42):
to say that she is an absolute child powerhouse personality, uh,
because that's at first I know, I'm like, who is
this kid with the big fucking bow in her hair? Uh?
And then I guess she was also on like Dance
Moms too. But you know, she's like a nickel oodeon talent.
And if you if you don't know, you've probably seen
(01:03):
this blonde hair grow with the gigantic bone or hair
like wild colored outfits and things like that. It's her
seventeenth birthday today, uh, and I guess she's like just
posting more content, and I guess Twitter and every all
of her fans are starting to respond to the fact
that like she's definitely like aging out of her child person. Yeah,
she's in seventeen, is still pretty young. But when you
(01:25):
start as like a baby baby in the public eye,
like it'll it's jarring to your fans, right, Wait what
she she uses deodorant, a baby who didn't smell like anything.
So she started in dance in Dance Moms as one
of the little kids whose mom was like kind of
overbearing and doing the moves off camera with big smile. Yeah,
(01:49):
I mean I don't know what her Yeah, I mean
she was in she was like in the competition, I believe.
And this was like so six years ago. She was
like eleven, So eleven to seventeen. If people have been
like watching your well, fucking even between fourteen and seventeen,
you're completely different people. But I think a lot of
people on Twitter like, oh, that that contract she's on,
like where she I think probably has to keep this
(02:09):
person up is probably winding down, And people are saying,
I think we'll see the new Joel Joanie see what
rather than Joe Joe Joel Joanie the official. But it's
wild to think today today's her seventeenth birthday, meaning she
was born on May nineteen, the year of Our Lord
(02:30):
two thousand and three. Okay, uh it's I was a
high as fuck in an ap test right now in
high school, like just trying to get the funk out
of there. I feel like that was my last May
of my senior of high school. Yeah, that was some
type of high and uh probably very hungover and about
to graduate from college. I'm old as fuck. Uh. The
(02:56):
most the youngest thing about her is that her siblings
name is Jaden. See what So there are some and
I don't want, as you put it, Sea World to
come for me, which they're actually what they're called the
Sea one Naders World is much better, but see wild.
But there there are some truthers out there who say
(03:19):
this is an adult dressed as a child. Um j
was that Danny al Monte of YouTube bloggers right? Because
she does look like if you had to like dress
an SNL cast member up as a child, what you
would dress them up as, like as like big bow,
very bright colors. Her personality seems to be very much
(03:42):
like they're truthers who are very close to us Jack
that we were surprised with some of the takes they
were saying. We won't be specifically to protect them from
Wanta Army. We know that, but I think it's also
just the juxtaposition of just hyper infantilized clothing like baby
on someone who is clearly like going through puberty. It's
(04:03):
like this just it's just it's off. Yeah, what a
what a menacing name for a fan group? See what
Nators is that? I mean, I guess okay, so nothing's
make it a uh huh um. Anyway, shout out to
Jojo see what Happy birthday girl, Happy birthday girl, many
(04:25):
happy returns. Peer one is trending for less good reasons. Yeah,
they might be going out of business forever forever. They
want to close all of their stores basically now, so
they're bankrupt. Uh it's yeah, it's it's the end. And
(04:45):
I know for like we were, you know, we were
coming of age around the same time. Like whether you're
dressing up a dorm room or your first apartment after college.
Peer one is like the fucking flex Like when you
go in there and you're like, I have two pre
dollars to spend it here and you're like, I'm gonna
Pier one and then you're like this gets me nothing really,
(05:06):
But I just I have many fond memories of decorating
terrible apartments with like my buddies going to Peer one. Yeah,
I remember it as like being a child at Pier
one with my mom while she was shopping there. I
was never all of my furniture was inherited because I
(05:27):
not because of like any reason other than I just
couldn't be bothered to go to a Peer one. Yeah.
For me, it was like I wanted like a like
a woven like retan like satellite chair that was like
just a stupid fucking wicker chair with a cushion that
was like a big dog bed basically. But when you're
in college, you're like, I need that because I'm gonna
(05:48):
smoke blunts on DA and play people on that and
drink and drink fucking still reserve on that all day.
The Peer one imports. The imports is a cool, classy touch.
It's not a they're they're an importer. Yeah. It makes
you feel like like you're at like a like a
really classy seafaring town and you're at Pier one. Just
(06:09):
waiting for the new shipment of imports to come on
exactly exactly, very exotic Crispy cream is trending, and not
because they're going out of business. Uh thank god. I
still haven't had a fresh Crispy cream. I've been told
that that is like I ought to be ashamed of myself. Um,
(06:31):
I mean you like doughnuts though, because you, I mean
you do, like onto your favorite Dunkin Donuts when we
were on tour the it was a sour cream donuts.
Sour cream donut. Man, that's not just my favorite Dunkin donut.
That's my favorite doughnut, favorite Bob's Doughnut in Centerville, Ohio.
Oh wow, Okay, well for someone who el's I mean, like,
I think that's what surprising you. You enjoy a doughnut.
(06:53):
So the fresh Crispy creme is very unique because it's
like warm. It's like I feel like I'm eating a
story more than like what I will call it donut.
But Carl Tart was like yelling at me for not
having had a Crispy creme. Yeah, I mean, it's fantastic.
So basically they're they're getting in people's good graces by
(07:15):
saying like, hey, man, if you're a graduate of a
class of come through with your capping gown and we'll
hook you up with a box of donuts with them,
uh you know, donuts in there. It's not an original
take to say that Crispy Creme is like crack, but
when you're giving away free samples to school children, Uh, there,
(07:37):
you kind of bringing it on yourself. Yeah, I mean
they're yeah exactly because they they used to just call
it the Crispy Carter. I believes what they were going
to call it first, Crispy Carter. Yeah, like like s
dot No. Uh was that New Jack City, which is
(07:57):
like the house they were serving out of it? The
pretty good that's good man. And then finally machine Gun
Kelly speaking of the like top rappers of all time. Uh,
machine machine You don't want hive on you either, bro?
No is it? Does he have a real Yeah, they're
called the machine They're called the machine gun. Karen's really no,
(08:23):
that would be amazing. It really should be. I mean
the machine gun Kelly. Kelly is also a good name
for that. Yeah, l for Kelly stuff. Yeah, he's trending
because he's he has basically hit the like two thousand
seven Jackpot. He is now dating Megan Fox. Uh. I
(08:47):
mean I think there was a time when most like
maxim Reading, like agro bros were absolutely brain poisoned by
Megan Fox and like, dude, I don't know, it's like
the black hair and like the blue eye is due them.
But yeah, there were stolen right under him. Uh. It
(09:10):
was like a thing. Yeah, Brian Austin Green was that guy.
Um and was like they were married, they were splitting up,
they got back together, they were split up again, and
then like yesterday there was these photos of machine gun
Kelly and making Fox out like getting food or something,
and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, they look like
they are booed the funk up? What's going on here?
(09:31):
That day? Brian Austin Green on his Instagram, his handle
is so heartbreaking. His handle is aren't you that guy?
At at aren't you that guy? Okay? Anyway? Uh he
It's a photo of a butterfly on a flower, and
it says, eventually butterflies get bored sitting on a flower
for too long. They start feeling smothered. It's a great,
(09:51):
big world and they want to experience it. So in
that metaphor. In that metaphor, he is the butterfly, right
and he's saying you must be and he smothered. He's like, dude, yeah,
I get out of here. Can you imagine that flip?
And he's like, no, dude, I had to bounce on it.
But what if he did? What if people were like,
(10:13):
that's really brave of you. Man. He's like, no, man,
I'm the butterfly. Come on, she was hiding me back.
He's on the street and someone comes up, aren't you
that guy? Yes, I'm Brian Auston Green. Aren't you that
guy that was crying out front of that CBS like
streaming mate? Oh man, Brian Austin Green. I mean he
(10:33):
was self effacing like that. That was the character he
played on nine O two one oh, Like he started
kind of as a dork and then evolved into like
the cool guy because I think he was like a
good looking dude. And but his career has been like
(10:54):
I remember when I first moved out to l A.
There were all these billboards that were like a Brian
Austin Green joint, like a movie that he had directed
that like never made a single ripple other than that billboard.
I mean, I wonder what it's like for Brian Austin Green, right,
because to him, it's got to be like one of
those films about like a silver screen siren and like
(11:17):
old Hollywood where they realized like times have changed, where
Brian Auston Green at one point was like when he
was David silver on nine O two and over like
and then that gets that puts him in the child
brain of Megan Fox, who probably grew up having a
crush on him to eventually be them as a couple.
Then cut to her leaving him and then being with
(11:38):
like this like really sickly looking SoundCloud rapper dude. He's
not soundclouder. I get he's signed, but like this like
very thin dude, tatted up like almost the antithesis of
like what was what he believed to be the thing
women wanted. So I'm curious how he's dealing with that
when he sees the photos of like, man, should I
get all like thin and get some faced? Should I
(12:02):
start doing opioids? Machine Gun Kelly is the author of
the video from the past couple of years that gave
me like the most severe douche chills the It's the
video of him in a like record executive boardroom and
he's like standing on the uh table doing like a
(12:28):
an air guitar solo and like just rocking out like
for the entertainment of the executives. And it's just like
oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, but that's the cringe. That's
the thing you have to do though, when you're an artist,
(12:49):
like you know, to like embarrass absolutely. I know. But
it's sad because when I said, everyone else in that room,
what this happens all the time, like radio, TV, whatever,
Like they especially like radio. They want to get you
in front of the people that are gonna put you
on the radio so that they can buy in on
your whole vibe and all your whole mystique or whatever.
(13:10):
And typically they'll just bribe you with food and then
like play a track on a thing and be like yeah, okay,
and then like the label reps like okay, so he
goes fucking with division or no okay, right, And whereas
like this, he went up a notch and said fucking
I'm gonna give you guys a show. But it just yeah,
it did without the music loud enough and hearing his
(13:30):
like clothing in like ruffle against the table. Turn help
turn the music up a little bit right. Oh and
then like just people sitting there, like eating lunch at
a conference table, just uh, like you kicked my salad
bowl over just the most the most cursed point in
(13:54):
the spacetime continuum at that moment um. Alright, guys, well
that is what's trending uh today. We are going to
be back tomorrow with a whole new episode. Until then,
be kind to each other, wash your hands, be kind
to yourself, stay inside, uh and we'll talk to you tomorrow.
(14:17):
Bye bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Hey
don't trend it all in one place, kid. Uh. That
is courtesy of Plague ear of the aunt m that's
the ericson. I'm Jack O'Brien. That's Miles Gray. This is
what is trending, So Jojo see what is trending? Mild.
(00:22):
I know for a fact that we have talked about
Jojo see What on the podcast before, but I did
not know who she was again, uh earlier today, but
you you explained it to me. Do not throw this
hot potato at me because I don't know or care
who Jojo c was. I mean, okay, I know enough
(00:42):
to say that she is an absolute child powerhouse personality, uh,
because that's at first I know, I'm like, who is
this kid with the big fucking bow in her hair? Uh?
And then I guess she was also on like Dance
Moms too. But you know, she's like a nickel oodeon talent.
And if you if you don't know, you've probably seen
(01:03):
this blonde hair grow with the gigantic bone or hair
like wild colored outfits and things like that. It's her
seventeenth birthday today, uh, and I guess she's like just
posting more content, and I guess Twitter and every all
of her fans are starting to respond to the fact
that like she's definitely like aging out of her child person. Yeah,
she's in seventeen, is still pretty young. But when you
(01:25):
start as like a baby baby in the public eye,
like it'll it's jarring to your fans, right, Wait what
she she uses deodorant, a baby who didn't smell like anything.
So she started in dance in Dance Moms as one
of the little kids whose mom was like kind of
overbearing and doing the moves off camera with big smile. Yeah,
(01:49):
I mean I don't know what her Yeah, I mean
she was in she was like in the competition, I believe.
And this was like so six years ago. She was
like eleven, So eleven to seventeen. If people have been
like watching your well, fucking even between fourteen and seventeen,
you're completely different people. But I think a lot of
people on Twitter like, oh, that that contract she's on,
like where she I think probably has to keep this
(02:09):
person up is probably winding down, And people are saying,
I think we'll see the new Joel Joanie see what
rather than Joe Joe Joel Joanie the official. But it's
wild to think today today's her seventeenth birthday, meaning she
was born on May nineteen, the year of Our Lord
(02:30):
two thousand and three. Okay, uh it's I was a
high as fuck in an ap test right now in
high school, like just trying to get the funk out
of there. I feel like that was my last May
of my senior of high school. Yeah, that was some
type of high and uh probably very hungover and about
to graduate from college. I'm old as fuck. Uh. The
(02:56):
most the youngest thing about her is that her siblings
name is Jaden. See what So there are some and
I don't want, as you put it, Sea World to
come for me, which they're actually what they're called the
Sea one Naders World is much better, but see wild.
But there there are some truthers out there who say
(03:19):
this is an adult dressed as a child. Um j
was that Danny al Monte of YouTube bloggers right? Because
she does look like if you had to like dress
an SNL cast member up as a child, what you
would dress them up as, like as like big bow,
very bright colors. Her personality seems to be very much
(03:42):
like they're truthers who are very close to us Jack
that we were surprised with some of the takes they
were saying. We won't be specifically to protect them from
Wanta Army. We know that, but I think it's also
just the juxtaposition of just hyper infantilized clothing like baby
on someone who is clearly like going through puberty. It's
(04:03):
like this just it's just it's off. Yeah, what a
what a menacing name for a fan group? See what
Nators is that? I mean, I guess okay, so nothing's
make it a uh huh um. Anyway, shout out to
Jojo see what Happy birthday girl, Happy birthday girl, many
(04:25):
happy returns. Peer one is trending for less good reasons. Yeah,
they might be going out of business forever forever. They
want to close all of their stores basically now, so
they're bankrupt. Uh it's yeah, it's it's the end. And
(04:45):
I know for like we were, you know, we were
coming of age around the same time. Like whether you're
dressing up a dorm room or your first apartment after college.
Peer one is like the fucking flex Like when you
go in there and you're like, I have two pre
dollars to spend it here and you're like, I'm gonna
Pier one and then you're like this gets me nothing really,
(05:06):
But I just I have many fond memories of decorating
terrible apartments with like my buddies going to Peer one. Yeah,
I remember it as like being a child at Pier
one with my mom while she was shopping there. I
was never all of my furniture was inherited because I
(05:27):
not because of like any reason other than I just
couldn't be bothered to go to a Peer one. Yeah.
For me, it was like I wanted like a like
a woven like retan like satellite chair that was like
just a stupid fucking wicker chair with a cushion that
was like a big dog bed basically. But when you're
in college, you're like, I need that because I'm gonna
(05:48):
smoke blunts on DA and play people on that and
drink and drink fucking still reserve on that all day.
The Peer one imports. The imports is a cool, classy touch.
It's not a they're they're an importer. Yeah. It makes
you feel like like you're at like a like a
really classy seafaring town and you're at Pier one. Just
(06:09):
waiting for the new shipment of imports to come on
exactly exactly, very exotic Crispy cream is trending, and not
because they're going out of business. Uh thank god. I
still haven't had a fresh Crispy cream. I've been told
that that is like I ought to be ashamed of myself. Um,
(06:31):
I mean you like doughnuts though, because you, I mean
you do, like onto your favorite Dunkin Donuts when we
were on tour the it was a sour cream donuts.
Sour cream donut. Man, that's not just my favorite Dunkin donut.
That's my favorite doughnut, favorite Bob's Doughnut in Centerville, Ohio.
Oh wow, Okay, well for someone who el's I mean, like,
I think that's what surprising you. You enjoy a doughnut.
(06:53):
So the fresh Crispy creme is very unique because it's
like warm. It's like I feel like I'm eating a
story more than like what I will call it donut.
But Carl Tart was like yelling at me for not
having had a Crispy creme. Yeah, I mean, it's fantastic.
So basically they're they're getting in people's good graces by
(07:15):
saying like, hey, man, if you're a graduate of a
class of come through with your capping gown and we'll
hook you up with a box of donuts with them,
uh you know, donuts in there. It's not an original
take to say that Crispy Creme is like crack, but
when you're giving away free samples to school children, Uh, there,
(07:37):
you kind of bringing it on yourself. Yeah, I mean
they're yeah exactly because they they used to just call
it the Crispy Carter. I believes what they were going
to call it first, Crispy Carter. Yeah, like like s
dot No. Uh was that New Jack City, which is
(07:57):
like the house they were serving out of it? The
pretty good that's good man. And then finally machine Gun
Kelly speaking of the like top rappers of all time. Uh,
machine machine You don't want hive on you either, bro?
No is it? Does he have a real Yeah, they're
called the machine They're called the machine gun. Karen's really no,
(08:23):
that would be amazing. It really should be. I mean
the machine gun Kelly. Kelly is also a good name
for that. Yeah, l for Kelly stuff. Yeah, he's trending
because he's he has basically hit the like two thousand
seven Jackpot. He is now dating Megan Fox. Uh. I
(08:47):
mean I think there was a time when most like
maxim Reading, like agro bros were absolutely brain poisoned by
Megan Fox and like, dude, I don't know, it's like
the black hair and like the blue eye is due them.
But yeah, there were stolen right under him. Uh. It
(09:10):
was like a thing. Yeah, Brian Austin Green was that guy.
Um and was like they were married, they were splitting up,
they got back together, they were split up again, and
then like yesterday there was these photos of machine gun
Kelly and making Fox out like getting food or something,
and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, they look like
they are booed the funk up? What's going on here?
(09:31):
That day? Brian Austin Green on his Instagram, his handle
is so heartbreaking. His handle is aren't you that guy?
At at aren't you that guy? Okay? Anyway? Uh he
It's a photo of a butterfly on a flower, and
it says, eventually butterflies get bored sitting on a flower
for too long. They start feeling smothered. It's a great,
(09:51):
big world and they want to experience it. So in
that metaphor. In that metaphor, he is the butterfly, right
and he's saying you must be and he smothered. He's like, dude, yeah,
I get out of here. Can you imagine that flip?
And he's like, no, dude, I had to bounce on it.
But what if he did? What if people were like,
(10:13):
that's really brave of you. Man. He's like, no, man,
I'm the butterfly. Come on, she was hiding me back.
He's on the street and someone comes up, aren't you
that guy? Yes, I'm Brian Auston Green. Aren't you that
guy that was crying out front of that CBS like
streaming mate? Oh man, Brian Austin Green. I mean he
(10:33):
was self effacing like that. That was the character he
played on nine O two one oh, Like he started
kind of as a dork and then evolved into like
the cool guy because I think he was like a
good looking dude. And but his career has been like
(10:54):
I remember when I first moved out to l A.
There were all these billboards that were like a Brian
Austin Green joint, like a movie that he had directed
that like never made a single ripple other than that billboard.
I mean, I wonder what it's like for Brian Austin Green, right,
because to him, it's got to be like one of
those films about like a silver screen siren and like
(11:17):
old Hollywood where they realized like times have changed, where
Brian Auston Green at one point was like when he
was David silver on nine O two and over like
and then that gets that puts him in the child
brain of Megan Fox, who probably grew up having a
crush on him to eventually be them as a couple.
Then cut to her leaving him and then being with
(11:38):
like this like really sickly looking SoundCloud rapper dude. He's
not soundclouder. I get he's signed, but like this like
very thin dude, tatted up like almost the antithesis of
like what was what he believed to be the thing
women wanted. So I'm curious how he's dealing with that
when he sees the photos of like, man, should I
get all like thin and get some faced? Should I
(12:02):
start doing opioids? Machine Gun Kelly is the author of
the video from the past couple of years that gave
me like the most severe douche chills the It's the
video of him in a like record executive boardroom and
he's like standing on the uh table doing like a
(12:28):
an air guitar solo and like just rocking out like
for the entertainment of the executives. And it's just like
oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, but that's the cringe. That's
the thing you have to do though, when you're an artist,
(12:49):
like you know, to like embarrass absolutely. I know. But
it's sad because when I said, everyone else in that room,
what this happens all the time, like radio, TV, whatever,
Like they especially like radio. They want to get you
in front of the people that are gonna put you
on the radio so that they can buy in on
your whole vibe and all your whole mystique or whatever.
(13:10):
And typically they'll just bribe you with food and then
like play a track on a thing and be like yeah, okay,
and then like the label reps like okay, so he
goes fucking with division or no okay, right, And whereas
like this, he went up a notch and said fucking
I'm gonna give you guys a show. But it just yeah,
it did without the music loud enough and hearing his
(13:30):
like clothing in like ruffle against the table. Turn help
turn the music up a little bit right. Oh and
then like just people sitting there, like eating lunch at
a conference table, just uh, like you kicked my salad
bowl over just the most the most cursed point in
(13:54):
the spacetime continuum at that moment um. Alright, guys, well
that is what's trending uh today. We are going to
be back tomorrow with a whole new episode. Until then,
be kind to each other, wash your hands, be kind
to yourself, stay inside, uh and we'll talk to you tomorrow.
(14:17):
Bye bye,
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