March 27, 2024 • 24 mins
In this edition of, Jack and Miles discuss Martin Scorsese's new show on Fox Nation?, their favorite confirmation saints, how to properly eat a sandwich without looking like a 'psycho', the $15 'Campfire Milkshake' by the Chicago White Sox, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Fox
Nache trend. I don't know how Brian the editor is
gonna spell that without making it sound like not trend,
but uh, you know, hit it with the dude, fox Nache. Yeah,
hit him with the Hey, I'm jack that, Miles. These
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are some of the things that are trending. Mark Scorsese
is making a show for Fox Nation, and man, a
lot of film bros Are gonna have to start by
make America great again.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hats because this is this is wild Fox Nation? Is
this weird?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Like they have shows with obviously your Kelsey's grammar, your
Dennis's miller, but then they've also got like they've got
at that show that I think is hosted by dan Aykroyd,
and it's just like, uh, celebrity comedian people who look
(01:09):
like way worse than you realized, like Dan Akro, Jim
Belushi looks like he's been dead for a little while.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
George went, Kevin Nealan John love it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, Yeah, Like I mean, no, I don't think of
Kevin Nealon as being like a Fox News person.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She might be.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I I'm just never surprised when just that era of
comedians are like conservative, you know what I mean, not
necessarily shocking, but I can't Nation like if you know
the people that like c A and UTA are just
like no, man, Fox Nation actually doesn't mean you're conservative, Uh,
(01:46):
you know, it's you're you're good or if this is
just like how Martin Scorsese and Kevin Nealon let us
know that they are, you know, secretly the Libertarians, Right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I mean it. I think it's more. I think
it's the agent thing.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think it's just more because he showed the ideas
suck so bad that no can't get it up anywhere
else at work who had a fucking like a healthily
operating development like process would be like, yeah, man, let's
green light this show where dan Ackroyd and the lesser
Belushi talk about booze, like.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then they also dan Akroyd flips from that show
that ship is like just soul death.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's reallyful.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
His uncle Ackroyd in that bathroom bugging. Uncle Danny was
in that bathroom bugging.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ackroyd makes vodka, right, he has Crystal Skull vodka. That's
like his brand, So like I feel like that's just
like a weird play because you're trying to promote like
all of it reeks of ship that couldn't get greenlit
anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So and.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like in that show are great arguments for like, if
you ever want to get someone to stop drinking, just be.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Like, look with it. Look with these guys have not
stopped for that long, for forever. They're still really passionate
about drinking. And look at.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Check them out. Also, I haven't seen those pictures of Ernie Hudson.
Everyone's thirsting over Ernie Hudson. Oh he looks like broy
like this. This man is older than fucking Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like they were showing his like fucking red carpet. Jack,
I'm about to show you something. You're about to be
like he's gonna take all of.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It on the floor, tongue rolling out like a fruit
by the foot. Wow at him?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Look at him? Goddamn fucking Ernie. Wait, that's that's from
six days ago.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's from the fucking red carpet of the New Ghostbusters film.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yo, he looks great. What's damn yo? Give a party?
If he was in that Nation show.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, seventy eight years old. He's older than fuck anyways, anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Seventy eight, what the fuck they need to just like
give him a show where they're like, just tell us
what you ate. Yeah, anyways, all right, So what Scorsese
thing I should say? Is not Martin Scorsese like hosting
a talking head show where he's like, we.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Got to get immigration under control. It's a Skiad project.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, it makes some sense in that it's a show
about the Saints, which nobody else wants to see that
shit about. Yeah, so he's like, let me, where am
I going to be able to get this show about
the Saints up? Each episode will focus on a different saint.
No really, Oh well, I mean so, I know it
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doesn't sound sexy at first, but each episode will focus
on a different saint, like Francis of Assissi, the Baptist,
the patron Saint of animals, Saint Francis is CEC that one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I did a whole report on sophomore year of high
school because I was so many of those.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm pretty sure I had, uh you know, because I
was Catholic growing like I I was confirmed and have
a confirmation saint. And I'm pretty sure mine was like Xavier,
like the Xavier that was the animal Xavier, which like
every every name has like and then there's the animal
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guy who just like was really into animals.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Catholic Church was like Peta for a while.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Wait so wait, isn't Saint Francis is CEC Saint Francis Xavier?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh maybe that's what it is. Maybe we're talking about
the same guy.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, anyway, look at us, Look at us, and this
is the youth and me, someone who was inundated with
the information against their will.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is the sort of ignorance that a show like
Fox Nation Martin Scorsese presents The Saints is going to cure.
So in the future, kids are going to be not
trading Pokemon cards. They're gonna be trading the Saints cards.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, yeah, No, France Xavier completely different. Saint We're going
to Hell. Jack, We're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I know. They also have a new show. I know. Yeah, man,
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Don't don't think that's not the first thought that hits
my brain every morning, because being raised.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Katholic is fun. Well have you buggin buggin.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Kelsey Grammar has a show about historic battles.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
All these shows are just like old like old ship
old guys wanted to talk about.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But everyone who was like had anything to do with
their career, like, don't do that, bro, that's not going anywhere.
So you have great his Kelsey Grammar's historic dashes for America.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Se Pra like that that is crazy, Like Kelsey Grammer
needs that ship like he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He doesn't have anything else.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But it shows you what, it shows you what like
Martin Scorsese really wants to do because like I'd imagine
I doubt that Fox Nation he had a deal with
Fox Nation and then he just made it. He probably
was shopping this thing around it for sure, No fucking
thank you, Peace be with you, And he was like, well,
fuck will they take a great I just people.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Need to see this. People need to see this.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, it's just like we can't let Fox News have
like this avenue where it's like no, but that one's okay,
Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I find it disappointing. Yeah, well it shows you
just too.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Like when it's when there's baggage involved, cash baggage involved too,
they're like I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Fuck cash bagage sorry, gosh bagsh gosh cash gosh uh.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We just recently.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Shut out Tai wendish from Uh. This week's episode of
Boosti's h one of Oshkosh's very own, Dennis Miller hosts
a docuseries about the history of infomercials. I can't think
of a show that I would want to watch less
than like two of the four of these shows that
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they've like sports on Saints. Yeah, all right, I would
like if if you put a gun to my head,
I might watch that the way.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, Chelsea Grimmer.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm guessing it's just the use of his voice to
narrate battles. But Dennis Miller like riffing on infomercials like
the shittiest old like stand up comedy, bullshit excuse for
a joke like that.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That sounds rough.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And man, I gotta tell you that drinking like six
Drinks that changed the world or whatever is God almighty real, real, tough,
tough watch. Martin Scorsese is just.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
A tortured altar boy. That's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Sure, all right, Uh, there's a viral debate that is
erupted over how to properly eat a sandwich or not
even really like how to eat a sandwich. They just
it's an image your bite style. Yeah, it's an image
that shows a half eaten sandwich.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Okay, but but of like sliced, you know, like we're
talking like wonderbread style.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, wonderbread style sandwich. Like two enormous bites have been
taken out of it, and so you've got to the
sandwich is now the shape of a batter raing uh
you know of yeah, yeah, like a stealth I think.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I know this is such a visual thing, but you
know what happens when two bites are taking close to
each So they got that little bit that's poking up, like.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But it's like specific because like that they're like there's
an ass end of the sandwich that like doesn't really
look like it has much meat on it. There's the
middle portion that's sticking out that like atsion. It looks
like it has all the sandwich ingredients just sitting peninsula
of sandwich filling and condiment and then a the the
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top front of the sandwich is probably the happy medium.
There there is some sandwich filling, there is some crust,
but the middle, the middle part which is like kind
of flapping out there like a bapkin, you know, just
like with all the all the filling seems like the
obvious next choice. That was what I picked. That was
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what superducer justin, uh, superroducer Victor, I believe picked. You
came through because you have to be different. Now you
came through teacher all the time because you just have
to be different.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Does that mean.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, you said that you would go with the ass end,
which is all crust and bread without much evident filling.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
The way super Disadjustin described it is he likes to
go like he just whittles it down sort of linearly,
down to the end. I don't like eating a sandwich
down to the crust at the bottom, because that is
those are the worst bites at the end of a sandwich,
you know what I mean? Like do you like to
save a good bite for the end? Oh, I'm all
about defer gratification. So I would eat that other jutting
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out piece, and then I would sometimes eat those little
wonderbread sandwiches into like a little mini circle.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll eat that shit to look like a fidget spinner,
eat it until the center is it's just all sandwich, and.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
The like it to look like a fidget spinner. Jack
like I guess, And then I got a nice master.
I've got a wacky looking thing. It looked like the
Ocarina of time and I take a bite.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Out of it. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's I mean, that's like delayed gratification to
the point of like you're fucking with nature, Like that
thing feels like it's gonna fall apart.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Nomination it's an a front of God all because you want
attention and you have to be difficult with your hairstyle.
I I remember I had a part.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I shaved a part into my head sophomore year and
that caused all kinds of problems in my high school wow,
because I just had to be different. They're like, that's
gang hair. I'm like, that's black hair.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Out of here.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, bro, look I get it. The fuckery never ends.
But yeah, with the sandwich, I just I need I
just hate the crust. That's really my thing because I
used to always ask for my sandwich with the crust
cut off, like when I'm in preschool, and my mom
was like, you need to learn how.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
To just eat the fucking crust.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
They always told me that the crust was where the nutrients.
Was that in retrospect, I don't think that's true, Like
why would there be more nutrients than that crust.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Trust that's only there because it's been just harder than
the rest.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But no, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But it's funny because the people who like there it's
on TikTok. There are people being like, this is a
psychological profile. If your answer isn't the peninsula that's jutting
out to kind of complete the bite sequence, then you
are unwell.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, like I get, I get the deferred gratification.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think eating it all the way around, uh is
a wild commitment to delayed gratification that could get in
the way of your ability to have the gratification at all.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
But psychological respect, yeah, it, but it truly is a
glimpse into someone's mind because just from there, that simple thing,
you've learned a lot about how I even look at food.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Like even when I eat on a plate of food,
I have to have I.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Whittle it down all even so there's not I'm not
I'm not leaving all the mash matails at the end.
There'll always be one bite where I go around the
plate to have it all, to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I wonder if what if you try to wear the
pope hat to oh wow, what would they say the
freaking I learned it from watching you the God's ones,
from you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
God's voice on Earth.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Who was our wait, who was the pope back then
when we were in the nineties, the John Paul J Yeah,
J baby man. Yeah, Like I just for my most
of my life, like the pope was just like a shriveled,
like kind of non moving old guy who would just
like raise his hand a little bit, but like didn't
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there were no evident eyes in his eye sockets.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, no, just yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's like Joe Biden, right, yeah, like Joe Biden didn't
have any eyes back there tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'd be like, yeah, I mean that could.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Be had the the whole brand Zeno, just like they're
in there, bro.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah those are white things. Yeah, those the eyes, those eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
But I remember the first time, like I heard the
pope was like my neighbor who was out Catholic the
way his mother was like like, oh, the Pope's coming
to Los Angeles, like we're gonna have to go see
the Pope, and like they're like, yeah, I can't hang
out this week because we're gonna go see the Pope
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What the fuck is the fun?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And then like and then I remember seeing on the
news people are like ah, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
is this dude?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
God? No? Then what are we doing? He talks to
like God speaks directly to him through him.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh bro, okay, okay, now you get it right?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Right? So like a con man who says they come inside.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
With this, that's actually where they get yeah con man.
That's why they call it a con man because he's
the conduit.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do it, yeah, ship, and you can't do it yourself,
So listen to what I say. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right, Let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back with more food takes. We'll be right back,
and we're back back and another another food controversy, another
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one that we disagree on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, wheels a fucking falling apart on this show. I'm
just we're coming apart at the seams right now with
all these food there's all this food debate between Jack
and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
This might be the last Epp be less curious. I'm
secretly fuming. I'm texting everybody. I'm like, you need to
find somebody else. She just said, can't you know a
sandwich the right way? But yeah, this that's the milkshake
milkshake madness right now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, So people are I mean I've seen this complaint
for a while now that like, oh my god, look
at like these milkshakes that they're doing, like that have
like the one the picture that is getting passed around
a lot is like an abomination. Is this thing from
a White Sox game. And it's like a milkshake that
is pretty big, like looks like it's at least a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
At least twenty eight ounces of vent of milk shake
nearing On, trent To.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Nearing On, Yeah, VENTI trent To in that family. And
then about uh, you know, four fifths of the way up,
it is full of whipped cream and then there's toasted
marshmallows and like chunks of chocolate bar and then the cup.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Then the cup, the exterior has been dipped in chocolate,
so chocolate is dripping on the exterior.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Rim To Yeah, yeah, it's been rimmed, trimmed.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, And whoever's job that is to rim it is
doing a great job. It's a it's a beautiful work
of art. I get that it's excessive. I think that
is the point. But people are like just a simple
milkshake like funk off with all the extras, right, I
don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Man, those look like they'd be good to eat after
this milkshake is done. Pretty tame.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And actually, now that I look at it, I think
a child must be holding the cup because they say
that's sixteen ounces.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's a pint us.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh yeah, you need to put a quarter next to this.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, we need to bring it back because the hand
doesn't always give us the whole story. But I mean,
like if you look around, like on TikTok, you look
at shit on like different food blogs and people talking
about like or like you see.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It all the time, like local news, like you know,
this place is the wildest milkshakes, Like on Instagram, it's
like a fucking half a cake sliced up and like
pierced on like sticks that like lay on top, and
then they dump a bunch of fucking whip cream and it.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Just becomes it becomes this whole other thing. Right, it's
not a milkshake. It's like this visual thing that is
meant to entice you via social media.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And I think.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Milkshake salad, yeah, or something like a cornucopia of like
sugar basically, and like there's these other examples that you see,
like in this article, like just about you know, people
like fixing fucking skittles on the outside of a cup
but using like different fucking sticky shit to like keep
I don't know why you need the skittles all on
the fucking outside of a cup.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Again. I think it's all because the way social media has.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Been been like, oh that's different, that's different, that it's
just a race to the bottom to be like what
can you can you make the most visually wacky looking
thing and tell people it's like a forty dollars milkshake.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The one for the white sox seems more normal.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But for like me, I don't like shit on the outside,
Like I don't want to get my hands all fucking sticky.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And I love a milkshake, but I'm fine with just
a cup and a straw and just let me fucking
just drink that shit.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I don't others. I don't need all this other extra stuff.
I guess. I guess my thing is I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
If it's if there's any risk of spilling all over
myself while eating, that's just not an experience.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's pleasurable for me.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I mean, there's always a risk of spilling a milkshake
all over yourself. But yeah, I get what you're saying,
coppling over like the things, Yeah, topple on structurally unstable,
Like yeah, you're you've kind of overdone it, But none
of these are really screaming that to me. The one
thing I will say is if you're not combining the
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elements in a thoughtful way. So like White Sox milkshake
that is the number one exhibit A in this article
is called campfire milkshake. It's topped with Graham crackers, marshmallows,
and pieces of chocolate like those. Yeah, those things all
make sense together, like they work coherently. If you're talking
about like some of these that are just like shoving
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fucking cotton candy in there.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, I'm talking shit like this, Like people are putting
like whole waffles on top, Like how to even drink
through this?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, if it seems structurally unstable, yeah, like think think
through it harder.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But I am.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Also okay with it because it's like I maybe not
at a ballgame, but people are like, well, you want
some dessert with your dessert? On this like out kick
the coverage article. I'm like, yeah, sure, but yeah, and
then I have like another delicious treat after my first one. Now,
one of the things that I think differentiates me from
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other people, Like we were talking super producer Justin was like, yeah,
I can't drink too much milkshake, Like it fills me
up too much. I like to drink milkshake until my
insides are overflowing with milkshake because then it like because
it still tastes good when it's like a little bit
oh yeah, disgusting thing. But yeah, so like milkshakes keep
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their flavoring in your for a long time, which is
gross that I know that in retrospect, but.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, it's true. Let's not dive further into that specific detail,
but I.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Will say that when it comes like if I go
to like an ice cream shop and they have milkshakes
that they make there.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'll get always the largest fucking size. And Her Majesty
was sometimes looking at me like are you fucking for real?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, this is what you committed
your life to.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah I'm fucked up, okay, but look to each their own,
to each their own.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I'm just saying at a ball game, as you're already
dealing with close quarters, have you ever made a mess
during a baseball game and try to clean yourself up
while like in a packed row.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
No not, although I am better equipped for that now
than I ever have been in my life, now that
I've lived through you know, raising children and yeah, fucking
wet wipes. You know, people just need to Maybe that'll
be my underrated for a future episode, but people need
to just always be carrying wet wipes on them actually,
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like one of one of the early Gabers episodes.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But yeah, I don't know, I'm here for it. I'm
fine with it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Like, don't like if you get a milkshake and there's
no whip cream, nothing on top of it, Like, get.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A little lip cream? Now, come on, give me like
a little yeah, give me a little treat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm never gonna be disappointed if you're getting extremely Like
I don't need a whole pastry, but you know, give me,
give me a little rasthmetas.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, come on, I'm not the pope, you know what
I mean? The same pope here. Yeah, you can give
me some top ins here.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, I will say, like superroducer Victor is pointing out
that like with a hard chocolate around the rim, like.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What is the dripping down?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, it's dripping down, but it's been hard. It's like
they put a magic shell. Uh yeah, you know, rimmed,
which is what I always ask for my I say, uh,
virgin margarita, and instead of salt around the rim, magic shell.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Please. They're like, it's strawberry chocolate. It's good.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
But yeah, I mean it's I don't know, I could
see that being good. But also it would probably like
get all over your lips and chin and again at
a baseball game, yeah, not not a licking the outside of.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
A cup, yeah, because I mean they have that stuff,
like they put chamoi on the outside of a cup.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Like you can get like a mitchellatta that's pretty like
wild and ship at the Dodger game. But like sometimes
this shit can get like if it really gets all
over your hands, you're like, bro, not have to fucking
go and like clean up?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, and you give me tell yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And again it's I got to bring the wet wipes.
That's right, caught back in okay callack all right.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Wednesday, March twenty seventh. We are back tomorrow with
a whole lst episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
get your blue shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Bye bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Fox
Nache trend. I don't know how Brian the editor is
gonna spell that without making it sound like not trend,
but uh, you know, hit it with the dude, fox Nache. Yeah,
hit him with the Hey, I'm jack that, Miles. These
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are some of the things that are trending. Mark Scorsese
is making a show for Fox Nation, and man, a
lot of film bros Are gonna have to start by
make America great again.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hats because this is this is wild Fox Nation? Is
this weird?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Like they have shows with obviously your Kelsey's grammar, your
Dennis's miller, but then they've also got like they've got
at that show that I think is hosted by dan Aykroyd,
and it's just like, uh, celebrity comedian people who look
(01:09):
like way worse than you realized, like Dan Akro, Jim
Belushi looks like he's been dead for a little while.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
George went, Kevin Nealan John love it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, Yeah, Like I mean, no, I don't think of
Kevin Nealon as being like a Fox News person.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She might be.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I I'm just never surprised when just that era of
comedians are like conservative, you know what I mean, not
necessarily shocking, but I can't Nation like if you know
the people that like c A and UTA are just
like no, man, Fox Nation actually doesn't mean you're conservative, Uh,
(01:46):
you know, it's you're you're good or if this is
just like how Martin Scorsese and Kevin Nealon let us
know that they are, you know, secretly the Libertarians, Right.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I mean it. I think it's more. I think
it's the agent thing.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I think it's just more because he showed the ideas
suck so bad that no can't get it up anywhere
else at work who had a fucking like a healthily
operating development like process would be like, yeah, man, let's
green light this show where dan Ackroyd and the lesser
Belushi talk about booze, like.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then they also dan Akroyd flips from that show
that ship is like just soul death.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's reallyful.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
His uncle Ackroyd in that bathroom bugging. Uncle Danny was
in that bathroom bugging.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ackroyd makes vodka, right, he has Crystal Skull vodka. That's
like his brand, So like I feel like that's just
like a weird play because you're trying to promote like
all of it reeks of ship that couldn't get greenlit
anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So and.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like in that show are great arguments for like, if
you ever want to get someone to stop drinking, just be.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Like, look with it. Look with these guys have not
stopped for that long, for forever. They're still really passionate
about drinking. And look at.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Check them out. Also, I haven't seen those pictures of Ernie Hudson.
Everyone's thirsting over Ernie Hudson. Oh he looks like broy
like this. This man is older than fucking Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like they were showing his like fucking red carpet. Jack,
I'm about to show you something. You're about to be
like he's gonna take all of.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It on the floor, tongue rolling out like a fruit
by the foot. Wow at him?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Look at him? Goddamn fucking Ernie. Wait, that's that's from
six days ago.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's from the fucking red carpet of the New Ghostbusters film.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yo, he looks great. What's damn yo? Give a party?
If he was in that Nation show.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, seventy eight years old. He's older than fuck anyways, anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Seventy eight, what the fuck they need to just like
give him a show where they're like, just tell us
what you ate. Yeah, anyways, all right, So what Scorsese
thing I should say? Is not Martin Scorsese like hosting
a talking head show where he's like, we.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Got to get immigration under control. It's a Skiad project.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, it makes some sense in that it's a show
about the Saints, which nobody else wants to see that
shit about. Yeah, so he's like, let me, where am
I going to be able to get this show about
the Saints up? Each episode will focus on a different saint.
No really, Oh well, I mean so, I know it
(04:51):
doesn't sound sexy at first, but each episode will focus
on a different saint, like Francis of Assissi, the Baptist,
the patron Saint of animals, Saint Francis is CEC that one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I did a whole report on sophomore year of high
school because I was so many of those.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm pretty sure I had, uh you know, because I
was Catholic growing like I I was confirmed and have
a confirmation saint. And I'm pretty sure mine was like Xavier,
like the Xavier that was the animal Xavier, which like
every every name has like and then there's the animal
(05:29):
guy who just like was really into animals.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Catholic Church was like Peta for a while.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Wait so wait, isn't Saint Francis is CEC Saint Francis Xavier?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh maybe that's what it is. Maybe we're talking about
the same guy.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, anyway, look at us, Look at us, and this
is the youth and me, someone who was inundated with
the information against their will.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is the sort of ignorance that a show like
Fox Nation Martin Scorsese presents The Saints is going to cure.
So in the future, kids are going to be not
trading Pokemon cards. They're gonna be trading the Saints cards.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, yeah, No, France Xavier completely different. Saint We're going
to Hell. Jack, We're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I know. They also have a new show. I know. Yeah, man,
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Don't don't think that's not the first thought that hits
my brain every morning, because being raised.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Katholic is fun. Well have you buggin buggin.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Kelsey Grammar has a show about historic battles.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
All these shows are just like old like old ship
old guys wanted to talk about.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But everyone who was like had anything to do with
their career, like, don't do that, bro, that's not going anywhere.
So you have great his Kelsey Grammar's historic dashes for America.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Se Pra like that that is crazy, Like Kelsey Grammer
needs that ship like he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He doesn't have anything else.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But it shows you what, it shows you what like
Martin Scorsese really wants to do because like I'd imagine
I doubt that Fox Nation he had a deal with
Fox Nation and then he just made it. He probably
was shopping this thing around it for sure, No fucking
thank you, Peace be with you, And he was like, well,
fuck will they take a great I just people.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Need to see this. People need to see this.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, it's just like we can't let Fox News have
like this avenue where it's like no, but that one's okay,
Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I find it disappointing. Yeah, well it shows you
just too.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Like when it's when there's baggage involved, cash baggage involved too,
they're like I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Fuck cash bagage sorry, gosh bagsh gosh cash gosh uh.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We just recently.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Shut out Tai wendish from Uh. This week's episode of
Boosti's h one of Oshkosh's very own, Dennis Miller hosts
a docuseries about the history of infomercials. I can't think
of a show that I would want to watch less
than like two of the four of these shows that
(08:20):
they've like sports on Saints. Yeah, all right, I would
like if if you put a gun to my head,
I might watch that the way.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, Chelsea Grimmer.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm guessing it's just the use of his voice to
narrate battles. But Dennis Miller like riffing on infomercials like
the shittiest old like stand up comedy, bullshit excuse for
a joke like that.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That sounds rough.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And man, I gotta tell you that drinking like six
Drinks that changed the world or whatever is God almighty real, real, tough,
tough watch. Martin Scorsese is just.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
A tortured altar boy. That's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Sure, all right, Uh, there's a viral debate that is
erupted over how to properly eat a sandwich or not
even really like how to eat a sandwich. They just
it's an image your bite style. Yeah, it's an image
that shows a half eaten sandwich.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Okay, but but of like sliced, you know, like we're
talking like wonderbread style.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, wonderbread style sandwich. Like two enormous bites have been
taken out of it, and so you've got to the
sandwich is now the shape of a batter raing uh
you know of yeah, yeah, like a stealth I think.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I know this is such a visual thing, but you
know what happens when two bites are taking close to
each So they got that little bit that's poking up, like.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But it's like specific because like that they're like there's
an ass end of the sandwich that like doesn't really
look like it has much meat on it. There's the
middle portion that's sticking out that like atsion. It looks
like it has all the sandwich ingredients just sitting peninsula
of sandwich filling and condiment and then a the the
(10:13):
top front of the sandwich is probably the happy medium.
There there is some sandwich filling, there is some crust,
but the middle, the middle part which is like kind
of flapping out there like a bapkin, you know, just
like with all the all the filling seems like the
obvious next choice. That was what I picked. That was
(10:35):
what superducer justin, uh, superroducer Victor, I believe picked. You
came through because you have to be different. Now you
came through teacher all the time because you just have
to be different.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Does that mean.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
No, you said that you would go with the ass end,
which is all crust and bread without much evident filling.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
The way super Disadjustin described it is he likes to
go like he just whittles it down sort of linearly,
down to the end. I don't like eating a sandwich
down to the crust at the bottom, because that is
those are the worst bites at the end of a sandwich,
you know what I mean? Like do you like to
save a good bite for the end? Oh, I'm all
about defer gratification. So I would eat that other jutting
(11:28):
out piece, and then I would sometimes eat those little
wonderbread sandwiches into like a little mini circle.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll eat that shit to look like a fidget spinner,
eat it until the center is it's just all sandwich, and.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
The like it to look like a fidget spinner. Jack
like I guess, And then I got a nice master.
I've got a wacky looking thing. It looked like the
Ocarina of time and I take a bite.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Out of it. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's I mean, that's like delayed gratification to
the point of like you're fucking with nature, Like that
thing feels like it's gonna fall apart.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Nomination it's an a front of God all because you want
attention and you have to be difficult with your hairstyle.
I I remember I had a part.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I shaved a part into my head sophomore year and
that caused all kinds of problems in my high school wow,
because I just had to be different. They're like, that's
gang hair. I'm like, that's black hair.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Out of here.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, bro, look I get it. The fuckery never ends.
But yeah, with the sandwich, I just I need I
just hate the crust. That's really my thing because I
used to always ask for my sandwich with the crust
cut off, like when I'm in preschool, and my mom
was like, you need to learn how.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
To just eat the fucking crust.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
They always told me that the crust was where the nutrients.
Was that in retrospect, I don't think that's true, Like
why would there be more nutrients than that crust.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Trust that's only there because it's been just harder than
the rest.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But no, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But it's funny because the people who like there it's
on TikTok. There are people being like, this is a
psychological profile. If your answer isn't the peninsula that's jutting
out to kind of complete the bite sequence, then you
are unwell.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, like I get, I get the deferred gratification.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think eating it all the way around, uh is
a wild commitment to delayed gratification that could get in
the way of your ability to have the gratification at all.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
But psychological respect, yeah, it, but it truly is a
glimpse into someone's mind because just from there, that simple thing,
you've learned a lot about how I even look at food.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Like even when I eat on a plate of food,
I have to have I.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Whittle it down all even so there's not I'm not
I'm not leaving all the mash matails at the end.
There'll always be one bite where I go around the
plate to have it all, to wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I wonder if what if you try to wear the
pope hat to oh wow, what would they say the
freaking I learned it from watching you the God's ones,
from you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
God's voice on Earth.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Who was our wait, who was the pope back then
when we were in the nineties, the John Paul J Yeah,
J baby man. Yeah, Like I just for my most
of my life, like the pope was just like a shriveled,
like kind of non moving old guy who would just
like raise his hand a little bit, but like didn't
(14:31):
there were no evident eyes in his eye sockets.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, no, just yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's like Joe Biden, right, yeah, like Joe Biden didn't
have any eyes back there tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'd be like, yeah, I mean that could.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Be had the the whole brand Zeno, just like they're
in there, bro.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah those are white things. Yeah, those the eyes, those eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
But I remember the first time, like I heard the
pope was like my neighbor who was out Catholic the
way his mother was like like, oh, the Pope's coming
to Los Angeles, like we're gonna have to go see
the Pope, and like they're like, yeah, I can't hang
out this week because we're gonna go see the Pope
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What the fuck is the fun?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And then like and then I remember seeing on the
news people are like ah, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
is this dude?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
God? No? Then what are we doing? He talks to
like God speaks directly to him through him.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh bro, okay, okay, now you get it right?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Right? So like a con man who says they come inside.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
With this, that's actually where they get yeah con man.
That's why they call it a con man because he's
the conduit.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do it, yeah, ship, and you can't do it yourself,
So listen to what I say. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right, Let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back with more food takes. We'll be right back,
and we're back back and another another food controversy, another
(16:06):
one that we disagree on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, wheels a fucking falling apart on this show. I'm
just we're coming apart at the seams right now with
all these food there's all this food debate between Jack
and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
This might be the last Epp be less curious. I'm
secretly fuming. I'm texting everybody. I'm like, you need to
find somebody else. She just said, can't you know a
sandwich the right way? But yeah, this that's the milkshake
milkshake madness right now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, So people are I mean I've seen this complaint
for a while now that like, oh my god, look
at like these milkshakes that they're doing, like that have
like the one the picture that is getting passed around
a lot is like an abomination. Is this thing from
a White Sox game. And it's like a milkshake that
is pretty big, like looks like it's at least a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
At least twenty eight ounces of vent of milk shake
nearing On, trent To.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Nearing On, Yeah, VENTI trent To in that family. And
then about uh, you know, four fifths of the way up,
it is full of whipped cream and then there's toasted
marshmallows and like chunks of chocolate bar and then the cup.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Then the cup, the exterior has been dipped in chocolate,
so chocolate is dripping on the exterior.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Rim To Yeah, yeah, it's been rimmed, trimmed.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, And whoever's job that is to rim it is
doing a great job. It's a it's a beautiful work
of art. I get that it's excessive. I think that
is the point. But people are like just a simple
milkshake like funk off with all the extras, right, I
don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Man, those look like they'd be good to eat after
this milkshake is done. Pretty tame.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And actually, now that I look at it, I think
a child must be holding the cup because they say
that's sixteen ounces.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's a pint us.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh yeah, you need to put a quarter next to this.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, we need to bring it back because the hand
doesn't always give us the whole story. But I mean,
like if you look around, like on TikTok, you look
at shit on like different food blogs and people talking
about like or like you see.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It all the time, like local news, like you know,
this place is the wildest milkshakes, Like on Instagram, it's
like a fucking half a cake sliced up and like
pierced on like sticks that like lay on top, and
then they dump a bunch of fucking whip cream and it.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Just becomes it becomes this whole other thing. Right, it's
not a milkshake. It's like this visual thing that is
meant to entice you via social media.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And I think.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Milkshake salad, yeah, or something like a cornucopia of like
sugar basically, and like there's these other examples that you see,
like in this article, like just about you know, people
like fixing fucking skittles on the outside of a cup
but using like different fucking sticky shit to like keep
I don't know why you need the skittles all on
the fucking outside of a cup.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Again. I think it's all because the way social media has.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Been been like, oh that's different, that's different, that it's
just a race to the bottom to be like what
can you can you make the most visually wacky looking
thing and tell people it's like a forty dollars milkshake.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The one for the white sox seems more normal.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But for like me, I don't like shit on the outside,
Like I don't want to get my hands all fucking sticky.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And I love a milkshake, but I'm fine with just
a cup and a straw and just let me fucking
just drink that shit.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I don't others. I don't need all this other extra stuff.
I guess. I guess my thing is I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
If it's if there's any risk of spilling all over
myself while eating, that's just not an experience.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's pleasurable for me.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I mean, there's always a risk of spilling a milkshake
all over yourself. But yeah, I get what you're saying,
coppling over like the things, Yeah, topple on structurally unstable,
Like yeah, you're you've kind of overdone it, But none
of these are really screaming that to me. The one
thing I will say is if you're not combining the
(20:02):
elements in a thoughtful way. So like White Sox milkshake
that is the number one exhibit A in this article
is called campfire milkshake. It's topped with Graham crackers, marshmallows,
and pieces of chocolate like those. Yeah, those things all
make sense together, like they work coherently. If you're talking
about like some of these that are just like shoving
(20:23):
fucking cotton candy in there.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, I'm talking shit like this, Like people are putting
like whole waffles on top, Like how to even drink
through this?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, if it seems structurally unstable, yeah, like think think
through it harder.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But I am.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Also okay with it because it's like I maybe not
at a ballgame, but people are like, well, you want
some dessert with your dessert? On this like out kick
the coverage article. I'm like, yeah, sure, but yeah, and
then I have like another delicious treat after my first one. Now,
one of the things that I think differentiates me from
(21:02):
other people, Like we were talking super producer Justin was like, yeah,
I can't drink too much milkshake, Like it fills me
up too much. I like to drink milkshake until my
insides are overflowing with milkshake because then it like because
it still tastes good when it's like a little bit
oh yeah, disgusting thing. But yeah, so like milkshakes keep
(21:23):
their flavoring in your for a long time, which is
gross that I know that in retrospect, but.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, it's true. Let's not dive further into that specific detail,
but I.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Will say that when it comes like if I go
to like an ice cream shop and they have milkshakes
that they make there.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I'll get always the largest fucking size. And Her Majesty
was sometimes looking at me like are you fucking for real?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, this is what you committed
your life to.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah I'm fucked up, okay, but look to each their own,
to each their own.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I'm just saying at a ball game, as you're already
dealing with close quarters, have you ever made a mess
during a baseball game and try to clean yourself up
while like in a packed row.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
No not, although I am better equipped for that now
than I ever have been in my life, now that
I've lived through you know, raising children and yeah, fucking
wet wipes. You know, people just need to Maybe that'll
be my underrated for a future episode, but people need
to just always be carrying wet wipes on them actually,
(22:27):
like one of one of the early Gabers episodes.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But yeah, I don't know, I'm here for it. I'm
fine with it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Like, don't like if you get a milkshake and there's
no whip cream, nothing on top of it, Like, get.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
A little lip cream? Now, come on, give me like
a little yeah, give me a little treat.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm never gonna be disappointed if you're getting extremely Like
I don't need a whole pastry, but you know, give me,
give me a little rasthmetas.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, come on, I'm not the pope, you know what
I mean? The same pope here. Yeah, you can give
me some top ins here.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, I will say, like superroducer Victor is pointing out
that like with a hard chocolate around the rim, like.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
What is the dripping down?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, it's dripping down, but it's been hard. It's like
they put a magic shell. Uh yeah, you know, rimmed,
which is what I always ask for my I say, uh,
virgin margarita, and instead of salt around the rim, magic shell.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Please. They're like, it's strawberry chocolate. It's good.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
But yeah, I mean it's I don't know, I could
see that being good. But also it would probably like
get all over your lips and chin and again at
a baseball game, yeah, not not a licking the outside of.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
A cup, yeah, because I mean they have that stuff,
like they put chamoi on the outside of a cup.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Like you can get like a mitchellatta that's pretty like
wild and ship at the Dodger game. But like sometimes
this shit can get like if it really gets all
over your hands, you're like, bro, not have to fucking
go and like clean up?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, and you give me tell yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And again it's I got to bring the wet wipes.
That's right, caught back in okay callack all right.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Wednesday, March twenty seventh. We are back tomorrow with
a whole lst episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
get your blue shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Bye bye,
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