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February 10, 2020 13 mins

On this edition of Parazeit Jack and Miles discuss Rage going back on a 40-stop tour, Valentine's Day is coming up, Cindy Crawford's son gets a face tattoo, a new fossil discovered in Canada, the New Hampshire Primary is tomorrow, and Bill Gates DID NOT buy a Hydrogen yacht.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Parasite,
Oscar Award Academy Award winning podcast Oscar Award Academy Oscar Academy.
I'm Jack O'Brien. That's Miles great. We're here to tell
you what's trending. Other than Parasite, which we talked about.

(00:21):
People are loving this Parasite. I gotta check this thing out.
You guys seen this Parris quote Andrew Yang, what do
you say? He was like, Wow, I guess I have
to see Parasite. Do you think he watches movies? I
don't know. He strikes me as someone who would have
watched Parasite already, right, I mean that's what maybe the

(00:42):
math didn't work out. I think Andrew T was like this,
This dude is what I think Andrew T gets shipped
for criticizing him. Um yeah, because he calls Andrew Yang
a bootleck all the time rip and he's like, oh yeah,
his policies aren't very progressive. All right, let's talk about
some of the things that are trending. Rage against the

(01:03):
Machine is trending. Yeo wow, oh yeah. That's self titled
album came outponymous album. That's eponymous yeah, you got it.
I remember, Hey, you got it? Many thanks man. I
was like, Dad, why is this guy on fire on
the cover and he's like, no, this is heavy ship.
He's like no, this was a NAM and I was like,

(01:25):
oh okay, And it freaked me out at first because like,
my dad was so moved by the like the first time,
I remember, I wasn't there to buy I Think a
Reasonable Doubt by jay Z and he then we came
across this Rage album cover and he's like, I'm gonna
buy this. He's like, they probably got something to say,
and that's how I started. But they're going back album? Yeah?

(01:45):
Is that that's why they're trending? Is because your dead?
Because my dad was, Because literally we're so ahead of
the night, guys, people heard tell what we might be
talking about on this episode. It got so ahead of itself.
Rages now trending that or could be that they've announced
a four stop tour. They are going back on the road,
which is great because I think a lot of I mean,

(02:06):
I think most people suspected this because when they said
they were doing a few shows before Coachella and Coachella
that it probably means there's more are you gonna go
see this? What have you have to go see it?
I have to what's the best like re up live
tour that you've ever seen where people come back together.

(02:27):
I saw Rage like maybe ten years ago at Rock
the Bells. Um I've seen them like once or twice
since they've been together. The Outcast reunion show was also
fantastic too. As a huge Outcast fan, I absolutely um
I appreciated that, especially hearing spodiod Dope Pelicia's live whoa

(02:49):
And I think Rage is just fantastic live In an
election year, that's going to be some vibes. Yeah. I
mean they fucking rally around your family, bro, That's true
with a pocket fullish shells exactly. Yep, I know that lyrics.
I wonder how many people are going to be like
that YouTube video where there's like that rap reviewer who's
listening to Evil Empire for the first time, just raised

(03:11):
in general for the first time. He's like hold on,
He's like hold on, hold on, wait, wait, oh my god,
is he saying the cops or racing? Yeah? Interesting to
see what the zoomers think of Rachel Already into um,
let's talk about Valentine's Day ideas that's trending. That's trending

(03:34):
specifically Valentine's Day ideas among panicked men who are fulfilling
their roles of the dumb deads and TV commercials. Has
there been a commercial yet where it's like a sad
checkout line at a pharmacy with a bunch of like
lame partners, like men specifically, who are like all got

(03:55):
the same dumb gift and are looking at each other
like in commiseration. Yeah, dude, I at it. We fucked up,
and then we're like, don't do this again. She was
blah blah blah. Maybe I'm just coming up with marketing
for people. Does Reese's make a heart They must, they must,
They must come a fucking fool if you're not doing
some kind of heart shaped anything and you're in the
candy game, right, yeah, you Reese's wouldn't be that dumb um.

(04:18):
The thing that Google pulls up is a Martha Stewart article,
which is like a lot of dudes are gonna fall
for this, Yeah, because it's Martha. Martha Stewart is a
name I have heard before. It's a famous woman with tastes,
so we got from her some of her recommendations create

(04:38):
a personal gift with their favorite things skipped immediately. I
don't know, yeah, bullshit. Uh Martha Stewart set a four
heart coquettes. Oh is that like la cruisette la cruise
like I don't know, that's a like a Dutch oven

(05:00):
kind of Yeah, yeah, I think that's what these are. Yeah. Yeah,
I just don't know how to pronounce the word they're using.
But ovens. Uh, Martha and Marley spoons, shrimp feed a
genie up freight ooh um. A lot of these are
just like you know, put in. Some were asshole yeah. Um,
just honestly get up if you're Look, if you're one

(05:21):
of these people who's panicked right now, get a nice plant. Yeah.
That's actually one I've never given. I've never had a
Valentine's Day gift more well received it. Look, if your
partner likes plants, that's we got to check out on first.
Make sure it's not toxic to your pets in the house.
No lilies or a lot of lilies can be bad
for cats from what I understand. Yes, got a nice
hanging plant that's a fucking beautiful and it's there and

(05:44):
you go like like our love. Yeah, man, it will
always flower like and may we propagate it when it
becomes too big and spawn off multiple clone plants. Um.
There's also a bulldog plush toy that is probably if
I had to look at this list, I would say
that is the one that most of the stereotypical guys

(06:08):
who are making this trend will go for because it's
the stuffed animal. It's like our dog. It's like we
have a cat. It's black not white. Yeah, but it's
still like that's what it's meant. Um. Oh, but a
lot of this are just she's hawking her own Yeah,
it's Martha Stewart collection, sweet plush bulldogs. See, and this,
if you were savvy, you get halfway through, like, wait,

(06:29):
she wants me to buy her crap. I need objectively
good ideas that are tied to someone's brand. Yeah, that
would be That would be wonderful. We can always hope
that men will get that savvy, but I am going
with the stereotypical, dumb dead version of men right now.
Oh damn, I'm sorry on this e article. We were

(06:50):
just looking at one of the trending stories on the side,
is that Cindy Crawford's son Pressley Gerber unveils dramatic face tattoo. Nice.
What do you go? It's dude, It's it's like some
chat hankshit misunderstood underneath the underneath the right eye, sick
sick neck tats. I mean, who more than uh the

(07:16):
son of a billionaire could be more misunderstood exactly? Poor guy. Well,
I guess like now people might misunderstand because he has
the face tattoo, so he might not get the benefit
of the doubt that he has been getting. I'm not
just some wealthy kid who can tattoo his face without
worrying about kind of employment prospects I have. Okay, I misunderstood. Um, actually,

(07:40):
I'm gonna I'm gonna add one here because I just
saw something that has just just started that just came
across the trending trans and it is intriguing. It is
Reaper of Death. Wait what? Yeah? Was this regards to
stretching twenty six ft in length. The dinosaurs the first
new Canadian Tyrannosaurus to be found in fifty years. Whoa

(08:04):
it was discovered in Canada. It's called the Reaper of Death.
Uh it somehow they knew it had a scar face,
a scarred face, but it's pretty pretty dope looking. It's
uh oh, I thought it was a flying thing. So
it's just a bigger like t rex. Yeah, it's just
a dope t rex. They found it's a cousin, right, alright,

(08:25):
because uh so that's dope. New Hampshire primaries trending for
obvious reasons. Uh because it's tomorrow. Yeah, uh who will win?
We can't. I can't wait to see CNN's coverage. Is
the clobementum still going? It's funny because global Yeah, it's globalizers. Yeah,

(08:52):
I mean it's it's interesting. She got the third place
and a lot of people like, oh, I wonder if
that's going to translate to a larger bump, but I
don't think it has nationally. But it's in seing to
see how these you know, people are getting their getting
their picks in. Yeah, see what happens. Go ahead, I'll
just say Biden looks like he's already focused on South
Carolina New Hampshire. It's like, fucking yeah, let's look at

(09:14):
these other two. Yeah. Quinnipiac is trending also because a
new poll came out where in the they put different
candidates against Trump, and yeah, I know, can you believe it? Uh?
So Bloomberg has Trump Bloomberg fifty one, Trump forty two nationally,

(09:36):
Sanders fifty one, Trump forty three nationally, Biden fifty Trump
forty three, Klobasher forty nine, Trump forty three, Warren forty eight,
Trump forty four, Buddha Judge forty seven, Trump forty three.
These are all national numbers. So really, I think we can.
I think we can get behind any candidate. The DEMS
are in disarray, is is what? Uh? The media loves

(10:00):
that ship. Yeah, but Sanders also just topped the overall
Democratic field in a national poll, So that's new news.
Things continuing to trend in that direction wouldn't about Bloomberg
Bloomberg politics. According to Bloomberg's own outlet Nail, there's tops

(10:20):
Democratic field and national pull. So bloomberg dot com reporting
Sanders tops Democratic field national poll after Iowa, that's that
can't be. There's no like art right underneath that. Ten
reasons why Mike Bloomberg's a total zad. Let me see
where they have Bloomberg. It's hard to do a search
for Bloomberg since his name is literally all over the page. Uh,

(10:45):
so you got it. Chose the Vermont senator with twenty
five support. Uh. He was followed by Biden at seventeen
and former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg at fifteen.
So in third place, he's moving on up. I do
like this is nationally Yeah, this is a national pull.
I do like that. They that they felt the need

(11:06):
to specify which Bloomberg it was on Bloomberg as opposed
to right and former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg.
Oh okay, interesting. Uh anyways, very intriguing. Will continue to
monitor the coverage very closely, see how everybody's reacting. Uh.

(11:31):
And finally, Bill Gates did not buy a hydrogen yacht,
as as was being reported. So oh there was first
a story saying he bought a hydrogen dot and now
it's trending. It's like, um, actually, no, was he Wait
was the story that he had bought just bought a
hydrogen yacht? Yeah, that was that was the thing. Bill
Gates bought first hydrogen yacht? Oh is he? Well, so

(11:52):
did he buy the second hydrogen? I don't know. Now
it's saying, so Bill Gates not buying our hydrogen yacht
from Zoe Climbing has been widely reported that Gates ordered
a five ordered a five hundred million dollar luxury vessel
based on the concept, which was displayed in Monico In.

(12:14):
But Sinnat, I think it is. I don't know who
that is, Simon Sinna. Is that a person? Uh said
it had no business? Oh, Synat is the company and
they're saying they had no business relationship with Bill Gates.
H And the concept yacht called Aqua was not linked
to either him or any of his representatives. Aqua is

(12:34):
a concept under development and has not been sold to.
Mr Gates settled down everyone. He didn't just order something
for five hundred million dollars like we do. Yeah, it's
probably just like Google trying to one of the world's
richest men who owns Google, trying to put a thing
out there to make other world's richest man, Bill Gates

(12:55):
look like an asshole. Um, and here we are talking
about it. We're all pawns in their game, all right, Miles. Yeah,
let's let's fire up our million dollar yacht. Yeah, get
on out, get on out of here, head to Brooklyn
Bellhouse tomorrow or Wednesday night. We will see you guys there. Uh,

(13:16):
that's gonna do it for this episode of Trending Zais
will be back tomorrow morning with a whole new episode.
Talk to you then by

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