March 5, 2025 • 60 mins
In episode 1823, Jack and Miles are joined by co-host of Stuff They Don't Want You To Know & Ridiculous History, and producer of Missing In Arizona, Ben Bowlin, to discuss… STROID WAAAAAAATCH!!!, RETURN OF THE MUNDANE: Dropping Sh*t on Your Foot Edition, Mark Zuckerberg Benson Boone “Tribute To His Wife” and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Earlier, I was bragging to my girlfriend about how I
missed you guys and it would be cool to hang out,
And now we're figuring out sock.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, good, that's why you missed us, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, but yeah, I mean I remember. I think that
was in the the pilot of the Shield where they
called it a sock party. No Vic Mackie brings in
a fucking phone book to beat the ship out of
someone in a police interrogation, to be like, Bro, this
shitting even to leave bruises. I'm about to beat the hell.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Out of you with this phone book with a phone book. Yeah, yeah,
because not leave Bruce, because the point of impact is
it is so it's so wide miles, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, but I'm like, I don't know, bro, somebody definitely
slapped in the face, that's definitely.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's like that thing like you you have to tell
me if you're a cop, Like, yeah, like a thing
that they used in the movie or like the first
phone call. It's like a thing a rule they made
up for the movies to move things dramatically forward, whereas
in reality it's just like doesn't work that way. In reality,
the police don't give a funk if you get a bruise.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh wow, there's some fucking Instagram video called can phone
books leave bruises experiment experiment?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This is what we're talking about to the scientific method.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh it's Australians.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Bruises like a phone book, like a like a fine book.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Today we test, alright, get to the being this ship
at each other. I'm actually sorry, I mean, oh no,
why do you have to have his bare ass out
to get hit with.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The It was important to the to the shot composition. Anyway,
those guys want to fuck each other so bad, you
can tell. Yeah, let me give my butt out for
what bro our third scientific experiment that somehow requires me
to be faced down with my bare.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What are you doing with lighter? We're making a video
r about of an experiment began to at least bruise something.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Today we're going to experiment on weather a watched pot
actually boils and h For this first part, I'm gonna
go lay down out in the backyard with my bare
ass in the ass down as what.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's the way we like to experiment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, seventy eight,
Episode three of I Got It. That's right, it's a
production of iHeart Radio, and it is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into American share consciousness. It's
fucking true. It's true what they say. We do, take
a deep dive into America share consciousness. It is Wednesday,
March fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Find another a March the fifth Man. Well, it's National
wrong Cheese Doodle Day. It's National absynth today. And hey,
why don't you pull up to the guy with the
funny collar and the big house and let him put
some ash on your forehead and a plus sign because
it's ash Wednesday. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I've been hearing abouday sun. Did you think what what
was that? I don't know I was I was trying
to do like some Latin type ship.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, dude, get that ash on, Get
your ash on.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Get your ash on.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Is this when lent starts? Is let baby baby?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This is so yesterday, Fat Tuesday, Tuesday, because this is
when the Catholics stop. It's like Ramadan, but they can't
eat at all.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Forty days, forty nights.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The Catholics aren't allowed to eat it all or give
up your so many kids.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I love the logic of the twisted logic I applied
to observing lent because for me, I was like, this
is how I'm going to rebounce my karmic scale to
be like, I've been fucking up God, I won't smoke
weed during the week. And that was what I did. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Those are like my first brushes with sobriety.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Was like, I'm gonna try. I'm going to try and
quit drinking for lent.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I actually did it once in my twenties and
I was like, so I can't have a problem.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm good here, right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Uh yeah, And then I tried it again in my thirties.
Didn't take more than a couple of days. The four loco, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
And now I don't drink at all.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Anyway, they should make three loco to you know, to
honor the triune god for Trinity. Trinity, let's take one
loco off the fucking table here. I get back to Brad.
I mean, it was father something was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It made illegal like they outlawed it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There was pre band, there is there's the pre band
for loco that killed a couple of kids. And then yes,
and then the other stuff that just made gave you
terrible stomach problems if you pounded more than.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, so the problem is big government interfering.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Saying RFK is here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And ran the famous vampire libertarian author.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yes he's on her grind. Oh yeah, my name is
Jack O'Brien. A ka, good night sweet Skype. Well it's
time to go that one courtesy of halcyon Salad on
(05:48):
the Discord, R I p to Skype although today service
being put out to pasture on CNN.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
They were talking to uh, the Canadian politician Jack Meat
Singh and they they in the corner. They said via Skype.
I was like, y'all, I'm not gonna be able to
do that shit for long, Like too little, too late Skype.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, one last hurrah, the rage against the dying of
the SKYPEA.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The Skype marketing person like runs into the office today,
like I got an exclusive.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
We're on CNN.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They're like, bardie, buddy, buddy, Yeah, your ship is in
a box.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, no, we did not. It's gonna be a mall
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Does make me wonder though Halsey on Salads, using the
death of Skype to in that song context does imply
that that good Night, Sweetheart song was about so like
someone they were about to murder. Maybe, I don't know,
spook spooky if you think about it that way. Anyways,
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's mister Miles Gray's mister Miles Gray aka Gary Slime
aka Salim Yard. That's my name backwards. I was used
to say that as a kid, and also the Lord
of Lancersham the showgun with no gun back in the
San Fernando Valley just for a little bit, as I
hope to return to the wonderful altady in the area. Anyway,
(07:12):
thank you for having me Backjack the Lean Yard. Yeah, Yard,
I had this whole thing when I was a kid
where I would say everything backwards in my head. I
don't know if that's like a weird thing or light
OCD or whatever, but there was like a time where
like I could not like I would figure out if
I was fucking with a word based on how it
sounded backwards to me. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I still do
(07:34):
that shit. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's a it's very un't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Nearbo Cash, dude, dearbau Cash is kind of dope.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's like like it's always a good clue
in like a book that's ammed at eleven year olds.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's like that's actually satan backwards.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
There's something about this doctor Alu card guy.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined once again
by a writer, one of the best podcast hosts and
executive producers doing it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yep, you know him from.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Stuff they don't want you to know, Ridiculous history Missing
in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's Ben Buller boll Oh snap off writing in aka
nil wob nebb missed you guys, Uh nilob Yeah, I
got the got the got got the gray Miles. Uh
so hard there you guys. How how are you doing?
(08:37):
It's been fucking forever.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Good, So I'm doing. Everything is great. Twenty twenty five
started off with a bang and yeah, no notes, no notes,
no notes.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I love thank you so much for asking love to
see an outsider get go to DC and just kind
of shake things up, you know what I mean, thing
to the point where you've killed it because you shook
it so hard.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Uh spelling spelling shake s h E I K surely.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes exactly yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh boy, yeah, yeah, no, No, it's cool that we
have a Russian president.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, that's really like.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I feel like the news really isn't doing a good
job of like acknowledging the moment and that you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know, they I think they're nailing it.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
They want to talk about Obama all the time, but
then I'm talking about our first Russian president. Damn. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Thank you or that's the real de e I right,
that we were looking for as a country.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It does seem like we're going to try and go
Trump free on this bitch. But it does seem like
we're we might be seeing the beginnings of some sort
of the mainstream media waking.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Up, because it's you can do whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That turns out, you can do whatever the fuck you want,
as long as you don't as well, just don't.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Fuck up my money.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yes, yeah, yees yeah, Ben, We're thrilled to have you here.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we are going to tell the
listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about
today on this video episode. You can go watch this
on YouTube see what see what it looks like On Friday, First,
(10:20):
we're going to check in with our ongoing destroid watch.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Asid Yeah all right, Yeah, it's for some reason the
media has been quiet about it. We got a.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Lot of it because it's so scary.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The chances have gone up.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, we'll check in.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Usually do a really good job about, like, you know,
de escalate when they have a problem they're talking about.
They usually do a good job of de escalating and
being like okay, guys. So it turns out not so.
So we're just going to check in see what the
percentage is that we are going to My underrated a
few weeks ago was like mondanity and just like finding
mundane shit to do, reconnecting with the mundane, because everybody's
(11:05):
just connected to this big, horrible hive mind where we
all feel like we're losing all the time. And so
we're gonna do a mundanity check and some of the
trends trends of just the stupidest mundane shit people are
doing online. And we're also we're also going to connect
(11:25):
with our ridiculous history appearances because there's some weird flexes
from history that we want to check in with. Some
mundane trends from the past that we want to talk
to you about. Ben, I am so on board with us.
By the way, we will talk about Mark Zuckerberg's Benson
(11:47):
Boone tribute to his wife.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's all about her in a way that was all
about him and her. I mean me, yes, all of
that plenty more. But first, Ben, we do you like
to ask our guests what is something from your search
history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know you guys rightly roast me on some of
these things. First off, I got super into camels. Camels
switching off marlboroughs. I hear that's better for your Turkey
silver long distance running.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, more Turkish royal. Yeuy, you're right.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Uh No, dude, camels look goofy. Everybody is pretending that
camels are a normal thing you saw in person. I
have seen camels in the past, not to brag. Also
to your earlier point about historical flexes. You guys, remember
you taught me that Charles Darwin actually ate instance of animal.
(12:48):
So I ate some camel recently, and I felt kind
of bad because you know, if you look at them,
they got the clown shoes, you know, through millions of
years of evolution. They're always kind of American at you.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Wait, they have big feet that like go out like
like our feet. What do you mean clown shoes? Dude?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They have very wide like why they fat feet. Yeah,
they're like Clydesdale's. Yeah, Quintin Terrans Clydesdale's Quentin Tarantino would
love it as she learns about camel feet.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Not enough to on that, not enough total for him.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Uh yeah, cammel camel's are. In the previous conversation, we
talked about the octopus and the fact that the octopus
can dream, right, and uh, how they can exhibit colors
via their chrematophorce. Anyway, I got super into camels because we,
uh we found out on ridiculous history that back in
(13:44):
the eighteen hundreds, the US government tried to start their
own camel core that's what they called it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's a sub genre of music.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I b yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's the new
Uzbek drill rap exactly, camel cor.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So learned about that and then thought of you guys
when I was looking into another thing about astrology and government,
like how the the world powers will often consult low
key with astrologers to determine timing of policy. At this point,
I have to ask you, guys, what's your sign?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
M I mean, first of all, my only complaint with
that is that it's low key. I think we should
all be respecting the stars openly and proudly. My sign
is Leo, and I've never told anyone that I was
a Leo without them being like, that makes sense, And
then they've never been able to explain why it makes
sense to me in a way that is satisfactory.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Right, because you go on a room and you just
let you just roar and let everybody know, I know,
big personality like that sort of stereotypical Leo trade. Yeah,
I'm a Virgo like nine percent of the earth.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh huh right, right, Like you're on the you're on
a date and someone says, oh my god, you're Sagittarius
and you say, oh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
A one and twelve chance?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's not right?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We should play another stupid version of the lottery.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They what did they? What happens like an astrologers like
I don't don't fucking sign no Voting Rights Act? Right now? Wait?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
True story, true story. Okay, two examples keep it quick Uh.
The nation of Myanmar back in like two thousand and five,
they moved their entire fucking capital to a new place
that had not been built because an astrologer told them
they needed to avoid a disaster. So for true believers,
(15:43):
this becomes interesting because three years later, in two thousand
and eight, the biggest natural disaster in all of the
nation's history of mean mark It hit the location of
the old capital. So people were again convinced that there
was some sort of discernible, predictable pattern in the stars.
(16:05):
For a lot of us in the Zeit Gang gang
guying guy, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You're from the South, don't you don't have to cover it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Up, you guys? Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Ronald Reagan and the Reagan administration gang. Yes, yeah, sorry, guys,
I was regang Uh consulted with uh an astrologer named
Joan Quickly and.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, and Nancy and Ryan yeah yeah, some of some
of our greatest decision makers of all time. Did you
guys hear that Tarantino announced his tenth movie. No, yeah,
it's gonna be an adaptation of this Little Piggy. All right, Ben,
what is something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Underrated? Since we're talking about the South waffle House. Waffle
House severely underrated. FEMA needs waffle House to uh to
rate natural disasters, which is crazy. The waffle House Index
is a real thing. It's like unofficial getting air quotes.
But but yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Folks at home, he's doing air quotes people that are
just listening. That's why you should check out the YouTube.
Check out the YouTube episode on Friday so you can
see his fingers go.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a fingies.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We saw.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Going, yeah, can I get the breakfast omelet with some
potato fingies.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Roasted potato fingies.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Have you guys been the waffles?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah man, oh yeah about like
it capped?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I like it smothered, you know, smothered, covered, covered, Wait,
which one's cheese? I forget anyway?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes, everything onions, gravy, ge whatever, bro, I want to
all asleep at the table.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They'll fuck with you. Yeah it we I think during
like our last like when they were like five hurricanes
converging on the southeast of the US, we covered a
story about the waffle House Index and that like they
take it seriously. They're like they have their own situation room.
Yeah right, the like of meteorologists. They're tracking these because
(18:24):
they were like, well, we need to stay open. We
make great money when we're the only thing that's open
within one hundred square miles, So we like track everything, know,
like what needs to happen in order to stay open.
And because the government is apparently cheap, they're just like, yeah,
let's just pay attention to their the thing and are
(18:47):
you guys open? Yes, that's what they do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And also this, uh, this goes into our idea of prognostication,
the idea of measuring, as we said, the uh not
on zero likelihood of asteroids showing up just a party.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And uh, I gotta tell you, guys, I was thinking
of waffle House specifically because of the disaster index, but
also because I recently got in deep with waffle House.
I'm trying to extricate myself.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You ow them money.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
They're pretty gangster man, Honestly, you know, I just don't
want to end up scattered, covered and smothered, you know,
So I'm going to recommend.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You saw what happened that last guy who had renegged
on that NFT deal with waffle House, like you're trying
to do. They put all that American cheese down his throat.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, what is something, Ben? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Artificial intelligence?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Come off it? What?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think it's underrated because everybody keeps talking about it.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Do you know people who actually have that kind of
fucking like logic they apply to things like, well, now
that everyone's against it, I'm actually for it. You're like,
I like a research thing that just tells me what
I want to hear. I think that's especially important in
our modern world.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I just all right, So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Philosophically, Uh, this is gonna sound dumb, but humans can't
define intelligence to begin with. So if an intelligent thing exists,
why is it inherently artificial? Also, also, the large language
models are just kind of trash. And I feel like
an old Dodo yelling at the sky.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
And I know it's I know, like you guys are
shouting out already. It's it's very there's a very important
social trend to be contrarian or to love a thing
or to hate a thing. But I would look at
the money at this point, you know what I mean?
And I love that NFT comparison. Yeah, remember when everybody
(21:01):
was all about at FTSE and there was like board
ape or whatever, and that was the future.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Even selling episodes of podcasts I as NFTs I've heard anyway,
but that's neither here nor there. But yeah, no, I
mean I think that is a huge part of it.
Is like you just see how who is invested in
making people think it's great, and you're like.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And this one like going back to our point of
like the media only wakes up that things are fucked
up when the stock market starts to crumble. The stock
market is so heavily leveraged on ai shit right now
because it's like all these massive tech companies that haven't
been able to come up with their next innovation, and
so they're like, this is that's where all of this
(21:46):
hype and energy comes from. Is like we get to
keep like getting people more and more excited about some
future like growth. I know it's not good to be
making that hand gesture at that angle, but like future
guys that way, but it's it's buzzy now. It's like
it's a hip thing to do.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
See that. There was a guy who owned a construction company.
Did you see that clip where the dude did it
at a fucking like conservative meetup and then everyone's like
what the fuck and he's like, yo, I was just
emulating the fun Elon Musk. It was a joke.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It was fun one, not not the Hitler one.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
One.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That's like, what's sort of the logic. It was like
just just goof around, you know. It's like that that
was supposed to be taken like as an actual Just
because of doing a literal Nazi salute doesn't mean you
should take it literally as some kind of Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Really, it's really it's a moment for you guys to
hold yourself.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Uh you know what I mean. I'm just saying, open
your eyes, man. Yeah. But yeah they are. They're like,
I don't think this one is going to fall apart
until it absolutely has to, at which point the stock
market is going to take just the hugest ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well, I mean that's why Deep seek Ai was such
a huge shakeup, because they're like, bro, They're like, hold on, bro,
y'all ask this for hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah,
to get this shit going. They just said they did.
This ship was seven million and then just cheated off
your open source What the look, but we need more,
We need the money for more processors to beat them.
(23:21):
And it's just that the fucking marry go around goes
round and round and round, and it's like, bro, you're
not making money, you're spending money, and no one's like
this ship is now. I cannot live day to day
without it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, all the innovation that's happened, like positively from the
tech industry, or at least the vast majority of it,
has been like driven by open source and like being
able to like bring together a lot of minds, and
the current iteration of the tech industry is all about
siloing things off and protecting like investments essentially. And so yeah,
(23:54):
they're gonna be getting the shit kicked out of them
by other countries for the next I don't know, however,
many decades until they recognize that this is a major problem.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what point will it be too late?
Our favorite humor is gallows humor, and there is no
whistle like a graveyard whistle.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Right. I also I got what a graveyard whistle is, man.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Holy ship, So uh, this is this is something also
that I think is very interesting for all of us
who are fans of language I love the corporate buzzwords
that are coming out now, and it's so easy to
make your own and just say it confidently with a
straight face, and people will be like, like, let's uh,
(24:48):
let's smack this with the folk book or whatever. Yeah, see,
so it will go yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Look, we're just gonna take this code, just gonna beat
it with a sack of oranges. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Get me?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
They frequently are like kind of violent. Yeah. Yeah, Like
how we have a spear because we like to you know,
we're the part that actually goes into the enemy's mid
section and dis disembowls them.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What my division does serted barbs. So when you pull
it out for another strike, you then evisceraate them.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, you guys crushed that.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, so what we do? We just talked. We just
talked about medieval weapons all the time. Off, Uh, let's
take a quick break. We're running out of time.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We got to come back and check out storid Wise,
I don't see how close this fucking thing is to us.
I haven't heard from the New York Times in fucking weeks.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We're back, and it is time for stroid.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What we got shot? Okay, so last time we checked in,
we were around three point one percent. That was three
point one let's take it a guarantee, bro, Bro, that's again,
like we said last time, don't look at that as
a ninety seven percent chance it doesn't hit. Look at
that is a three percent chance that we're all gonna die.
(26:29):
Just dig into that three luxuriate in theol. Right, I'm
guessing were he starts smoking exactly exact somebody called fat Joe,
because I'm guessing the percentage now is all the way up. Okay,
let me look right now, according to the SUPERU telescopes data,
zero point zero zero four percent.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Fuck alright, so it's not that's just like a telescope
on someone's super That's just like that telescope's opinion opinion.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Man, fun, So it's down to it presents no risk anymore.
Oh but hold on, there's a chance you can hit
the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It can hit the mo, but one almost sounds even
more fun. Someone take the moon down a peg, you
know what I mean. It's kind of an asshole as
far as planets and.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Planetary respect of your cycle get out of here, you
lunar freak. But apparently that could also go down to zero.
So all right, back to work everyone, straight, watch over,
no more.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
See here bo. That's it. Also my underrated this week
was wind. And you know, the moon gets a lot
of the credit for the movement of the ocean. It's
all wind, it's all It's basically all wind, like the tides,
yes are the moon, but waves are all wind.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, is this like a tease for your new hit
piece on the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Like, yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan, not a fan many.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, new moon called okay, lunar it's not great. It's
just Jack reading a bunch of moon facts and you
believe that. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. This is
funny to see, like how it's we were all reading
about the earth sitting, earth destroying or city destroying asteris
(28:17):
that might hit and then fucking crickets And then I
look and then I'm like, oh right, it's because they didn't.
The media is not there to reinforce our feelings. No, no, no, no,
it's all just clickbait. Now, yeah, it's all clickbait. They
might have written about it, but that's just like not
the way, are you attention? Ecosystem works anymore? Well?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Also, fear point, though.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
We can't stop anything, right, we like, human civilization doesn't
have the technology currently to do anything other than observe
and ship moment, we.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Can stop it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, yeah, sure, like you two guys Miles.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And yeah, if we just consulted the right star charts,
we would have actually been good.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I get so high. I hijack a Blue Origin spaceship
at knife point, and I fucking handle it. Okay, that's
how That's how I pitched it to NASA, and they
were like, no, Nasa.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
NASA straight up went up there on the dart mission
landed on an asteroid impact.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
They didn't land. That's armageddon. I think they landed.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So they landed with Bruce will Miles. Okay, so Miles
hasn't done the research that I have, so they put
together they put together a team of oil drillers. Okay, landed.
I totally was thinking of armageddon. I watched the feed,
I watched the fucking feet of the dart mission and still,
(29:51):
uh my brain, my memory got overtaken by armageddon. But anyways,
they they were able to steer. Was it a com
are An asteroid. An asteroid asteroid like like slightly off
its course early enough in advance. And the thing that
they knocked off its path was bigger than the one.
(30:14):
This one. So, by the way, this wasn't even an
Earth destroyer. This is a city destroyer. It wasn't ship, Okay, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I'll put me, just put me in fucking ground zero.
Brought gobble that ship up up there.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's got a phone book big enough to hit the asteroid, won't.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
They won't even know what happened. Bagg of oranges and
phone book. Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
We don't do it at night when it's asleep, you know,
sneak up on it. Lash point though, true story before
we get the emails. The United States during the Cold
War did have a plan to attempt to detonate nuclear
weapons on the Moon just you know, fuck around, figure
out Project A one one nine. They were so horny
(31:06):
to detonate nuclear weapons fucking everywhere. Yeah, they're all over,
like Greenland, the Arctic.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
They were so fun you have as a kid, like
when you bring like an empty coke can into a
pool and you're like duool water here to pour it out?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Photo Yeah, photos of the like Las Vegas beauty contests
that are happening. That's like miss nuclear bomb and there's
like a mushroom cloud in the background. Like there's just
some incredible stupid.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Atomic architecture and like home goods back then, that whole
like interior design style that was built out of our
love of the fucking vaporizing weapon, the atomic bomb.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Hey, speaking of historical stupidity that we should be taking
r Q from. Uh, let's talk about our pitch for
a return to the mundane that we're already starting to
see the early signs of. I was talking about this
podcast Ben. Have you heard the Blind Boy podcast? I
(32:17):
have not. He's this Irish artist. He was in the
rap group the Rubber Bandits, and he just has a
really cool kind of like it's like half poetry, half him,
just like talking sometimes really great interviews with Irish people.
But he interviewed this guy who goes around Ireland like
lifting rocks for like just the and these rocks, these
(32:41):
rocks are like famous. They're like, oh, that's the you know,
Blarney Stoner. You know it's not, but like they're famous
rocks from an era when this was like a essentially
a sporting event. The local strong man comes to town
and tries to lift your like famous.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Rock and these are big ass rocks, big ass rocks.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, yes, you were getting ideas there for a second,
because I can lift I can. Yeah, No, big ass
rocks which are like have weird centers of gravity, so
you have to like have like their strategy involved. Anyway, Like,
after listening to them talk about lifting rocks for an
(33:22):
hour and a half, I was like, this is the
future of entertainment. I really feel like we need to
get bring back Mundanity.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's not the failed hybrid band that was.
Olivia Munn was the lead singer of Danity Kine, not
that Miley.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You wrote that in the dock. I went and googled.
I didn't get it because sucks.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The other one.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So I went and googled Olivia Munn's singer and they
were like, she's been in like some music videos. I guess.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
But guess what. My Wisconsin football fans love this. Remember
the celebrity power couple of Olivia Munn and Ron Dane
also known as Mundane. Alright, alright again timely reference that
man is forty six years old now. But anyway, yeah,
finger on the pulse folks, Yeah, the finger on the
pulse of a corpse that expired twenty years ago. But yeah,
(34:20):
so the latest one. This is the reason why I
brought it up because Jack, when you brought that up,
I was like, yeah, no, we are due for mundanity again.
Is this like trend? Now? That is quote the droppings
drop stuff on your foot challenge? Uh now, now I
just seemed to basically what people do is they're just
out here dropping ship on their feet and going, oh gee, hey.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Ben, real quick fix your face when Miles was talking
about the new national pastime.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
But say that you're right, You're right, you better like
you better like downtown Vegas. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
When I bring this up, I want to see you
guys are right, and I I need to just move
with the times I need for the time. You know,
I need to stop catching ship right before it drops
on my feet. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Otherwise, like that's why I look like a cop because
I keep catching ship before it.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Or moving your foot out the way like a coward.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Uh, this is you saw.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So this challenge isn't that dumb though, because what happens
is a person drops something heavy on their foot. Then
after they yell aUI. They then rate the pain on
a scale of one to ten. So that's that's how
it's different. But yeah, you're right, that isn't that So
this one's not that dumb. You're right, No, no, no,
this is way better.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It's like the thing before about the lifting the heavyweights,
but they've added like a sequel into They've added a
second act where you left heavyweight, then drop it on
your foot, and then even a third act wherein you
rate the pain.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So this is from ITV news because I mean, predictably,
I think it seems like TikTok has pretty much censored
the hashtag because something about violating community guidelines around like
hurting yourself needlessly and promoting that kind of behavior or something.
But here's something from ITV news. Or they were showing
just kind of like some of the clips of people
that were just just drop his ship on the little
(36:15):
feat seas.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And have you seen this trend?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
What all right?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So that one looks fucking like nothing, That is nothing.
That guy's got weak feet.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
He I'm trying to I'm trying to gain how heavy
of how heavy bottomed of a boiling pot that was,
because if it's.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Just just been pot. So he just dropped them a
pasta pot on his foot, and.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Then this might he might be happening. Okay, let's go on,
Well it might be really bad for you.
Speaker 9 (36:44):
The video show.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, now, this dude's about to drop a fucking air fryer. Yes,
this I don't like. But watch how low he gets is.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
Dropping increasingly heavy objects on their feet like toasters and
brook Okay, he's hamming it up a little TV remote.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah that's all it was.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, that was a TV remote.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I've seen people start with like a tennis racket and
then like move their way up to like a full on,
like forty million artillery show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah they have a fortyish jacket's Texas, Baby, you can
have world building. Yeah okay, you know right, just I'm
just seeing what else.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Time of pain and disability and advice users to stay
well clear as it could damage the nerves, bones or
joints in your face.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Okay, that's just like a pediatrist's opinion, man, opinion, man, Yeah,
I like that they had to go to a pediatrist
to be like this cool or what right?
Speaker 9 (37:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Right? We're good here?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Uh, could we look at the so I really liked this,
this one that I mentioned my last pitch from Mondanity
that is making cookies, making chocolate chip cookies with trash grabbers,
so you can't use your hands, you can only use
ash grabbers. And I just like the challenge of it,
(38:05):
the creativity, the messiness, and uh, they really seem to
be having fun.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think they also might be hammered.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
But like, are they are they high?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Are they almost?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Definitely?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I don't know why are they on trout? We'll probably
won't be able to play the audio because of this
damn a team theme song. But anyway, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You get the idea off of basically they're softening that butter.
I like that. It's a team effort. Yeah, totally, so
it's a team effort.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay, this is totally like this is some drunk I'm
bored in my cabin type ship. Yeah, you're like, let's
make your game out of the objects that.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Are haunting us in this up like summer camp, absolute
crippling boredom. Yeah, let's do anything. Let's event a new sport,
which is how we got basketball, by the way, so
just you know, couldn't James Nasmith was like, teaching a
bunch of children at a school and it was like
too cold outside to play any of the sports that existed,
(39:08):
and like, in order to get the kids to stop
like jacking off, he was like, let's let's create a
sport that you guys can play inside. Uh, and that
hence we have basketball.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
It is just so many and so stuff. Was just like,
just stop these people from jacking off. Eat this damn
cereal instead of freaking jack over there. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Someone right now is uh, someone right now is pitching
Daily's geist to kids to stop them right, like.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
To high schoolers. Yeah, just bad pitch.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
People the show they can't keep their hands off themselves.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, I blame you guys sexual attention. Honestly I do too.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Is my wife? I said, look, it is what it is, babe.
We got to eat people like what they like, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Check out also our videos on our YouTube channel where
we start doing physical challenges that required me to go
into the backyard with my ass up in the air
for sciences.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Will leave me alone for.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Once we have an ice cream cone filled with bird
seed in your ass.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Maybe that's corns are a menace you're.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Putting in the work though, thank you for your service man.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you have to throw them at like that.
You were getting the bird seat everywhere.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I uh I, So like, historically this has been a
thing that is like coming gone. There's flagpole sitting is
what I mentioned last time, and also phone booth stuffing
are two historical trends that totally died out. They were
apparently like huge briefly flagpole sitting in the twenties and thirties,
(41:00):
phone booth stuffing in the like fifties and early sixties.
And then people discovered having sex with each other in
the sixties, and we're like, oh, this is fucking way.
That's what they were trying to get out the whole time.
Is that right? Wait?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
So hell might just be a construct to keep me
in line. I got sutt down for some sex me.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
The phone booth stuff in Wikipedia page has an interesting
like run down there, like this was once referred to
as one of the all time great fads by the
Bridgeport Post shoot all time great fads, but it was
considered passe by nineteen fifty nine, and then they say
(41:43):
it was a kin in meteor meteoric rise and fall
to the earlier fads of flagpole, sitting goldfish, swallowing, panny raids,
what the fuck? And to the later fad of streaking.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Okay, what is a is a penny? Is just somebody
stealing someone's underwear and being like.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Isn't it from Yeah, like Revenge of the Nerds where
you just go in and steal people's underwear?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Wow? Okay, great cool.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I did not know streaking was in this category though,
I assume streaking has been a thing since forever.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
But apparently it's like right before clothing.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Right, Yeah, yeah, apparently it's I mean there have been
like there were like religious sects called like Neo Adam
Adam mean or something like, because they're like, we're like
Adam Adam. Yeah, yeah, Neo Adamantium Adamites. They call themselves
Neo Adamites, and they were like, we're actually naked right
(42:44):
now because God. So that's why. Wow, that's a way
to tag base. Yeah, you like for everybody up there.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Actually, that's what I'm hanging bread right now.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
That's right. But like the idea of like a solitaire
person just like interrupting a public event by running through
naked started in Carlton College. Shout out to my uncle
John who used to be a dean there in nineteen
seventy three. Like the first mention that anybody can find
is like the local Carlton newspaper being like, these kids
(43:19):
are out of control with their rise of class, spirit,
low grades, streaking, destruction, drinking, and the popularity of rock dances.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
God wait wait wait rock dances like rock like dancing.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Rocks dance, Yeah, go into a dance but playing rock music.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Instead of like a sock hop forfend.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
But I don't know, it's that's the one. Like there
may be a hope for one of these if you
can like get one of these mundane fads to really
take off, and like if it has that classic appeal
of streaking, you could be a legend. You could create
something that's permanent. There's still streakers to this day.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
There's still streakers for sure, Like it just happens, like
it's still honored in the UK and like New Zealand Australia,
I feel like I still see them going hard on
the streaking, and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I wonder if there's like a streaking because there is
a competition for everything, right, so I wonder if there's
like an international streaker league.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know, you have to disrupt the the biggest public
event with the most glorious streak and like stay uncaught
for the longest. Yeah, I guess with the.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I feel like those would be like the criteria.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I'm going to say, there's a real opportunity for the
current Catholic pope to just go out like the legend,
you know, like if he if he just like pulls
a streak and the bishops are chasing, but.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
He keeps his hat on. The hat yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's still got a hat and the shoes. Yeah, for sure,
he finally puts on the old popes Like did you
ever see the old pope's shoes like that? This new
pope is like the one who's like, I want to
be just like the beggars, except with like much nicer. Sure,
but uh, you know, I don't want all the fancy stuff.
The pope before, the one who was like a Nazi youth,
(45:12):
was so fancy, Like some of the shoes that he
wore like crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
He's red red shoes, Yes, the red shoes, the red bottoms,
the red bottoms.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, okay, Cardi, that's what she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, she's severely Catholic apparently.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, they thought it was giving it up to Papa.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, you eat it, Papa. Let's take a quick break
and we'll come back and talk about our favorite romantic
Mark Socker Nerd and we're back. We're back, And yeah
(45:59):
he might. He used to be narcsucker Nerd, I think
on this show, but now he's a man a sphere
Sokka Nerd is like his new energy. He's different.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
He's got you know, he's got his uh he's got
his laps.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know, he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Some lifts, so he's got he's got the broccoli hair.
He's got an amulet, so you know, he went.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Through an ambulet. You know, he went on that nine.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Thousand dollars watch. But uh so there's this clip that's
going viral of Mark commemorating his wife's fortieth birthday by
doing something that I feel like I'm the terminator at
the end of T two, being lowered into the pit
because I'm saying to gen Z, I now know why
(46:50):
you use the word cringe.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I now understand, and then give the thumbs up, Yeah,
Gi Gi giving the thumbs down as a lowered into
the fiery pit.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, it's it's cringe. It is a cringe to be
doing this.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
If you're doing oh yeah, big ups.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Wait so wait wait wait, okay, birthday. I see this.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I try you heard about this.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
I try not to keep up too much with our
buddy Mark.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
What yeah, dude, he's gonna like Ben's problem. He's gonna
like destroy the world. Dude, you should probably keep your
eye on this guy. But anyway, this is his the
caption for this video that he posted, Your wife only
turns forty one. Shout out to Benson Boone for the
jumpsuit and new single. And the way we go to
(47:44):
this guy going look at this, look at this shan
even before we start this video, this setup is my
goodness to be an oligarch. But here we go. This
is him performing for a captive audience.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Who nothing underneath.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Whoa wow.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
He jumps? Whoa Oh yeah, dude, get it in Mark Wow.
Yeah yeah. So that is horrifying to my core, this
whole of it. Also, first this thing that I was
really clocking his footwear.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
I think my man is wearing black Air Force ones
he needed.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
He is wearing the same shoes. So priests and referees
are the only people that wear those shoes size Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, or like or the football coach at your junior
high who had to retire, but he still needs some
more hours before he can go on retirement, so they
give him one science class to teach and then he's
going to run the clock in those exactly exactly like
Benson Boone did it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
So this is just recreating like a viral moment from
the Grammys this year where Benzon Boone had a tuxio
on and then like had this outfit on it and
then did a flip off of a Yeah, did multiple backflips. Yeah,
this is this is how I learned who Benson Boone was.
By the way, this clip so great marketing for him.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Also also we have to say it you know again
twenty twenty five notes. If you want to have a
breakaway outfit, though, you get a bigger advantage when you
break it away yourself.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah it's but in true oligarch fashion, you're like, I
don't even do the labor of tearing off my own
fake tuxedo. Come on now, Wade slaves hook it up.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
And then this m Boone did it with people with
women pulling the two sides off of him. I think
Nicki Coyser might have been one of them. And it
looked cool when he did it with Mark Zuckerberry, it
looked like awkward, like yeah, the first time he had
been undressed by somebody else.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Since He's like, look, I'm so sorry that we got
rid of our whole moderation team, but I've got a
better offer for you. Would you like to peel off
half of my tuxedo jacket at my wife's fortieth birthday?
I'll do myself the weirday, same pay about it.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's the thing though, It's like recreating a moment right
that existed on its own and then trying to say also.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, well I think then it shows sort of how
a billionaire even looks at that kind of thing, where
it's like, okay, to do the thing that everyone was
so into, I just have to wear a blue jumpsuit
and jump off a thing and that's it.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
And also he had to sing, which, notably you can't
really find a version of this where with the original audio. Yeah,
it's like trying to find a fucking wailing into that microphone.
And I'm sure the actual audio in the.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Room like a post steroids post steroids shirtless a rod pick.
You're not gonna find it. It's not happening. You're not
gonna find it. Too many stakeholders to keep that. I
love though, too All the fucking comments are either like
it's a mixture of like oh my god, I love it,
or like fuck you asshole, or other ones being like
(51:11):
damn you really got the like the filters on heavy
for these comments. One the first one that I'm seeing
is Hay's up, why you dick riding Trump and his administration?
As well as another one you have no talent and
she knows you cheated on her. We all do. Whoa,
they were tolerable when you were quiet. Maga and broccoli
hair got you tripping?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Also, happy birthday to keep it positive to your wife.
Speaker 10 (51:36):
Yeah for a second, we for we lost the reason
for the season was his wife, and now we're all
talking about his fuckery and his you know, just terrible
outfits and lack of talent wife.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Who was shown in the video for a split second. Yeah,
for like, no one over embarrassment the amount of time
that he was Yeah, yeah, that would be funny if
you stayed on it. Longer you realize she's at that part.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Actually, let me bring that part up again, because it
does feel like completely out of context. You could be like,
it almost feels like someone told her another plane hit
the second tower. Yeah, yeah, play it back. She She's like,
what happened? I'm wailing? Yeah, no, scream of losing a
(52:24):
loved one.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
I actually, now I want to see this. This is
fucking evil. But you guys, I think we're all we're
all pretty punchy right now at the end of history,
so I kind of want to see this video with
audio of like nine to eleven reports for sure.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, you know he look, yeah, I mean all anybody
needs to do is just like put the actual audio
over it, or just like recreate what the actual audio
actually sounds like with the audio over her being.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
Like, no, oh my gosh, this is another one.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
But jump suits are such a vibe. I mean, jumpsits
are a vibe like I don't know I did, but
I feel like an affable dufe is doing something impressive
for their wife that's embarrassing. Is I usually like it
when the person is not a fucking oligarch who's in
the process of just ruining countless lives right.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, yeah, like goofy and daring is great and obviously
no offense to us, but uh, we've succeeded doing that
kind of stuff, right, goofy and endearing.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I think we did that. Well, don't know what you're
talking about on the stud, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
I'm the coolest motherfucker my mom ever met. She told
me last night, and she was pat in my back
so I could fall asleep because I was crying so bad.
What go on? Because I'll call it right now, bro.
If you don't believe me, I believe you. I believe
all right, I'm sorry going on. No affable goofy thing, though,
(54:00):
too really counts on you having a certain amount of
goodwill with people that they go sure, oh great, right
when you're starting a negative three trillion on some ship
the first get this ship out in my fun. Don't
give a fuck how many backflips you tried. The only
way this would people would have been cheering. It is
like if he didn't like knocked himself out because he
biff did a backflip, landed directly on his back, oh
(54:22):
my god, landed on the crown of his head.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
You guys should start a fad, since clearly he's gonna
he's gonna try to follow or emulate stuff that appears
to make.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Him seem cool. Sex symbols do.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Right, right, right right, So what's what's like the what's
the more dangerous version of dropping ship on your foot?
And how could you convince him?
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Dude? The hashtag Benson boone TBI backflip challenge Dude, you
know what I mean, shout out to traumatic brain injuries.
They're so in just just hop on so hot.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
TBI is so big right now? Yeah, yeah, well, Ben Bowlin,
been such a pleasure having you on the Daily Guys.
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Oh geez, yeah, the rumors are true. You can find
me at Ben Bullen in a burst of creativity wherever
people use the little at sign. Uh.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
There's probably a website out there. You can call my
parole officer directly. The number is be And most importantly,
you can find me every so often hanging out with
the one and only Jack and Miles here on Daily's
(55:38):
I guys, tune into Ridiculous History, where you can you
can find those guys classing up the show.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh yeah, like once every four years When was the
last time we were on three years ago?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Gosh, yeah, yeah, it's been too long, man, too long.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
We got some history. I've got to be I'm like,
you know, offloading historical flexes on this podcast because so
long we've got a surplus over here. Yeah, all right,
wonderful having you. Is there a work of media that
you've been enjoying though?
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yes, I am super in you guys know. I've been
on the road a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
I got super into Uzbek drill wrap, and I'm not
sure why. I know it sounds like I'm just freestyling
three different words and.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
I didn't know that. I didn't know you were pulling
from real life when you reference to drill rap.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah so uh oh.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
No, I'm always sharing the screen, but just for just
for a quick spoiler if I may. I don't know
if we can get away with this, Can I share this?
Speaker 11 (56:45):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (56:47):
Yeah, I'm not a bullet yet.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
I guess some.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Have no idea. I have no idea. What somebody.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
You damn? I like that, But that wasn't drill.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
That wasn't drill.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
I mean, technically, if I'm gonna get pedantic about the beat.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, But let's make
it about your opinions on music.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, I mean no, there's opinions and there's facts, Ben,
And I think you would agree with that as someone
who likes history.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Right. So oh oh, we got the wounded wounded.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Miles. Where can people find you their work media? Yeah,
who's back drill? You can find me everything on ad
symbols and Miles of Gray. Uh, find Jack and on
the basketball podcast Miles and Jack find me on the
podcast Beyonce a work of social media, like just because
(57:51):
you know the tariffs they are him today, they are
and every day.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
And I'm sure we'll talk more about what Trump said
at his first session a Joint Address of Congress, which happened, like.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
We talked about it yesterday. Yeah, I'm friending.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
Exactly, dude. But anyway, Uh, this is a skip from
missus Betty Bowers dot be Scotta Socio says, I'm down
to my last avocado. Do I make guacamole or do
I sell it and use the money to buy a
lesser picasso? Wow? Yeah? Yeah. Also, you're not gonna make
guacamolea one avocado? Come on now?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, I mean you can make a tiny bit, you
can make a little bit, but guatemalle as I call it.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
and on Blue Sky Jack Obie. The number one uh
tweet I've been enjoying is from trash Jones. Turns out
that light at the end of the tunnel huge fire.
Oh I think that about something out.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Also iced Pea at Stupid trash Well on Twitter tweeted
a picture of a tombstone of someone named Sarah Jane
Gooch Muse and uh, he wrote, I'm.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Reading that as her profession, Sarah Jane. You can find
us on Twitter at Daily zeich Guys, rid the Daily
zi Guys on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
We have a Facebook fan.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Page on a website Daily zeiguys dot com where we
post our episode and our footnote to the information that
we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
song that we think you might enjoy. You can also
find the footnotes in the description of the episode wherever
you're listening to this, Miles, is there a song that
(59:41):
you think people might enjoy that you'd like to link
off to in the footb Yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, This is a track from the
artist's Surprise Chef. Uh definitely done some Surprise Chef tracks before.
They have like really dope instrumental tracks, just kind of
like sometimes it's like seventies vibes. That tracks called bullyball,
which I like reference to basketball, but it just kind
of got like that, like when you hear it, you're like, oh, yeah,
(01:00:06):
ninety some reason it sounds right. So this is Bullyball
by Surprise Chef, one of the less popular things to
call out in a professional kitchen in the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Show Bear Surprise Chef behind You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you know, Chef and Chef I do we Chef Surprise
Chef Chef's hate surprises.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio. For more
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wherever fine podcasts or give it away for free. That
is going to do it for us this morning. We
are back this afternoon to tell you what is trending,
and we'll talk to you all then Bye.
Earlier, I was bragging to my girlfriend about how I
missed you guys and it would be cool to hang out,
And now we're figuring out sock.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, good, that's why you missed us, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, but yeah, I mean I remember. I think that
was in the the pilot of the Shield where they
called it a sock party. No Vic Mackie brings in
a fucking phone book to beat the ship out of
someone in a police interrogation, to be like, Bro, this
shitting even to leave bruises. I'm about to beat the hell.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Out of you with this phone book with a phone book. Yeah, yeah,
because not leave Bruce, because the point of impact is
it is so it's so wide miles, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, but I'm like, I don't know, bro, somebody definitely
slapped in the face, that's definitely.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's like that thing like you you have to tell
me if you're a cop, Like, yeah, like a thing
that they used in the movie or like the first
phone call. It's like a thing a rule they made
up for the movies to move things dramatically forward, whereas
in reality it's just like doesn't work that way. In reality,
the police don't give a funk if you get a bruise.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh wow, there's some fucking Instagram video called can phone
books leave bruises experiment experiment?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This is what we're talking about to the scientific method.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh it's Australians.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Bruises like a phone book, like a like a fine book.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Today we test, alright, get to the being this ship
at each other. I'm actually sorry, I mean, oh no,
why do you have to have his bare ass out
to get hit with.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The It was important to the to the shot composition. Anyway,
those guys want to fuck each other so bad, you
can tell. Yeah, let me give my butt out for
what bro our third scientific experiment that somehow requires me
to be faced down with my bare.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
What are you doing with lighter? We're making a video
r about of an experiment began to at least bruise something.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Today we're going to experiment on weather a watched pot
actually boils and h For this first part, I'm gonna
go lay down out in the backyard with my bare
ass in the ass down as what.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's the way we like to experiment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, seventy eight,
Episode three of I Got It. That's right, it's a
production of iHeart Radio, and it is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into American share consciousness. It's
fucking true. It's true what they say. We do, take
a deep dive into America share consciousness. It is Wednesday,
March fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Find another a March the fifth Man. Well, it's National
wrong Cheese Doodle Day. It's National absynth today. And hey,
why don't you pull up to the guy with the
funny collar and the big house and let him put
some ash on your forehead and a plus sign because
it's ash Wednesday. Y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I've been hearing abouday sun. Did you think what what
was that? I don't know I was I was trying
to do like some Latin type ship.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, dude, get that ash on, Get
your ash on.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Get your ash on.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Is this when lent starts? Is let baby baby?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This is so yesterday, Fat Tuesday, Tuesday, because this is
when the Catholics stop. It's like Ramadan, but they can't
eat at all.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Forty days, forty nights.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
The Catholics aren't allowed to eat it all or give
up your so many kids.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I love the logic of the twisted logic I applied
to observing lent because for me, I was like, this
is how I'm going to rebounce my karmic scale to
be like, I've been fucking up God, I won't smoke
weed during the week. And that was what I did. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Those are like my first brushes with sobriety.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Was like, I'm gonna try. I'm going to try and
quit drinking for lent.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I actually did it once in my twenties and
I was like, so I can't have a problem.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm good here, right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Uh yeah, And then I tried it again in my thirties.
Didn't take more than a couple of days. The four loco, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
And now I don't drink at all.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Anyway, they should make three loco to you know, to
honor the triune god for Trinity. Trinity, let's take one
loco off the fucking table here. I get back to Brad.
I mean, it was father something was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It made illegal like they outlawed it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There was pre band, there is there's the pre band
for loco that killed a couple of kids. And then yes,
and then the other stuff that just made gave you
terrible stomach problems if you pounded more than.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, so the problem is big government interfering.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Saying RFK is here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And ran the famous vampire libertarian author.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yes he's on her grind. Oh yeah, my name is
Jack O'Brien. A ka, good night sweet Skype. Well it's
time to go that one courtesy of halcyon Salad on
(05:48):
the Discord, R I p to Skype although today service
being put out to pasture on CNN.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
They were talking to uh, the Canadian politician Jack Meat
Singh and they they in the corner. They said via Skype.
I was like, y'all, I'm not gonna be able to
do that shit for long, Like too little, too late Skype.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, one last hurrah, the rage against the dying of
the SKYPEA.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The Skype marketing person like runs into the office today,
like I got an exclusive.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
We're on CNN.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They're like, bardie, buddy, buddy, Yeah, your ship is in
a box.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, no, we did not. It's gonna be a mall
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Does make me wonder though Halsey on Salads, using the
death of Skype to in that song context does imply
that that good Night, Sweetheart song was about so like
someone they were about to murder. Maybe, I don't know,
spook spooky if you think about it that way. Anyways,
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's mister Miles Gray's mister Miles Gray aka Gary Slime
aka Salim Yard. That's my name backwards. I was used
to say that as a kid, and also the Lord
of Lancersham the showgun with no gun back in the
San Fernando Valley just for a little bit, as I
hope to return to the wonderful altady in the area. Anyway,
(07:12):
thank you for having me Backjack the Lean Yard. Yeah, Yard,
I had this whole thing when I was a kid
where I would say everything backwards in my head. I
don't know if that's like a weird thing or light
OCD or whatever, but there was like a time where
like I could not like I would figure out if
I was fucking with a word based on how it
sounded backwards to me. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I still do
(07:34):
that shit. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's a it's very un't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Nearbo Cash, dude, dearbau Cash is kind of dope.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's like like it's always a good clue
in like a book that's ammed at eleven year olds.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's like that's actually satan backwards.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
There's something about this doctor Alu card guy.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined once again
by a writer, one of the best podcast hosts and
executive producers doing it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yep, you know him from.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Stuff they don't want you to know, Ridiculous history Missing
in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's Ben Buller boll Oh snap off writing in aka
nil wob nebb missed you guys, Uh nilob Yeah, I
got the got the got got the gray Miles. Uh
so hard there you guys. How how are you doing?
(08:37):
It's been fucking forever.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Good, So I'm doing. Everything is great. Twenty twenty five
started off with a bang and yeah, no notes, no notes,
no notes.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I love thank you so much for asking love to
see an outsider get go to DC and just kind
of shake things up, you know what I mean, thing
to the point where you've killed it because you shook
it so hard.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Uh spelling spelling shake s h E I K surely.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes exactly yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh boy, yeah, yeah, no, No, it's cool that we
have a Russian president.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You know, that's really like.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I feel like the news really isn't doing a good
job of like acknowledging the moment and that you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know, they I think they're nailing it.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
They want to talk about Obama all the time, but
then I'm talking about our first Russian president. Damn. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Thank you or that's the real de e I right,
that we were looking for as a country.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It does seem like we're going to try and go
Trump free on this bitch. But it does seem like
we're we might be seeing the beginnings of some sort
of the mainstream media waking.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Up, because it's you can do whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That turns out, you can do whatever the fuck you want,
as long as you don't as well, just don't.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Fuck up my money.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yes, yeah, yees yeah, Ben, We're thrilled to have you here.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we are going to tell the
listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about
today on this video episode. You can go watch this
on YouTube see what see what it looks like On Friday, First,
(10:20):
we're going to check in with our ongoing destroid watch.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's like, let's go.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Asid Yeah all right, Yeah, it's for some reason the
media has been quiet about it. We got a.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Lot of it because it's so scary.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The chances have gone up.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, we'll check in.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Usually do a really good job about, like, you know,
de escalate when they have a problem they're talking about.
They usually do a good job of de escalating and
being like okay, guys. So it turns out not so.
So we're just going to check in see what the
percentage is that we are going to My underrated a
few weeks ago was like mondanity and just like finding
mundane shit to do, reconnecting with the mundane, because everybody's
(11:05):
just connected to this big, horrible hive mind where we
all feel like we're losing all the time. And so
we're gonna do a mundanity check and some of the
trends trends of just the stupidest mundane shit people are
doing online. And we're also we're also going to connect
(11:25):
with our ridiculous history appearances because there's some weird flexes
from history that we want to check in with. Some
mundane trends from the past that we want to talk
to you about. Ben, I am so on board with us.
By the way, we will talk about Mark Zuckerberg's Benson
(11:47):
Boone tribute to his wife.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It's all about her in a way that was all
about him and her. I mean me, yes, all of
that plenty more. But first, Ben, we do you like
to ask our guests what is something from your search
history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know you guys rightly roast me on some of
these things. First off, I got super into camels. Camels
switching off marlboroughs. I hear that's better for your Turkey
silver long distance running.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, more Turkish royal. Yeuy, you're right.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Uh No, dude, camels look goofy. Everybody is pretending that
camels are a normal thing you saw in person. I
have seen camels in the past, not to brag. Also
to your earlier point about historical flexes. You guys, remember
you taught me that Charles Darwin actually ate instance of animal.
(12:48):
So I ate some camel recently, and I felt kind
of bad because you know, if you look at them,
they got the clown shoes, you know, through millions of
years of evolution. They're always kind of American at you.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Wait, they have big feet that like go out like
like our feet. What do you mean clown shoes? Dude?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They have very wide like why they fat feet. Yeah,
they're like Clydesdale's. Yeah, Quintin Terrans Clydesdale's Quentin Tarantino would
love it as she learns about camel feet.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Not enough to on that, not enough total for him.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Uh yeah, cammel camel's are. In the previous conversation, we
talked about the octopus and the fact that the octopus
can dream, right, and uh, how they can exhibit colors
via their chrematophorce. Anyway, I got super into camels because we,
uh we found out on ridiculous history that back in
(13:44):
the eighteen hundreds, the US government tried to start their
own camel core that's what they called it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's a sub genre of music.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I b yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's the new
Uzbek drill rap exactly, camel cor.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So learned about that and then thought of you guys
when I was looking into another thing about astrology and government,
like how the the world powers will often consult low
key with astrologers to determine timing of policy. At this point,
I have to ask you, guys, what's your sign?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
M I mean, first of all, my only complaint with
that is that it's low key. I think we should
all be respecting the stars openly and proudly. My sign
is Leo, and I've never told anyone that I was
a Leo without them being like, that makes sense, And
then they've never been able to explain why it makes
sense to me in a way that is satisfactory.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Right, because you go on a room and you just
let you just roar and let everybody know, I know,
big personality like that sort of stereotypical Leo trade. Yeah,
I'm a Virgo like nine percent of the earth.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Uh huh right, right, Like you're on the you're on
a date and someone says, oh my god, you're Sagittarius
and you say, oh, what's that?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
A one and twelve chance?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's not right?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
We should play another stupid version of the lottery.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They what did they? What happens like an astrologers like
I don't don't fucking sign no Voting Rights Act? Right now? Wait?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
True story, true story. Okay, two examples keep it quick Uh.
The nation of Myanmar back in like two thousand and five,
they moved their entire fucking capital to a new place
that had not been built because an astrologer told them
they needed to avoid a disaster. So for true believers,
(15:43):
this becomes interesting because three years later, in two thousand
and eight, the biggest natural disaster in all of the
nation's history of mean mark It hit the location of
the old capital. So people were again convinced that there
was some sort of discernible, predictable pattern in the stars.
(16:05):
For a lot of us in the Zeit Gang gang
guying guy, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You're from the South, don't you don't have to cover it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Up, you guys? Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Ronald Reagan and the Reagan administration gang. Yes, yeah, sorry, guys,
I was regang Uh consulted with uh an astrologer named
Joan Quickly and.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, and Nancy and Ryan yeah yeah, some of some
of our greatest decision makers of all time. Did you
guys hear that Tarantino announced his tenth movie. No, yeah,
it's gonna be an adaptation of this Little Piggy. All right, Ben,
what is something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Underrated? Since we're talking about the South waffle House. Waffle
House severely underrated. FEMA needs waffle House to uh to
rate natural disasters, which is crazy. The waffle House Index
is a real thing. It's like unofficial getting air quotes.
But but yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Folks at home, he's doing air quotes people that are
just listening. That's why you should check out the YouTube.
Check out the YouTube episode on Friday so you can
see his fingers go.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a fingies.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We saw.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Going, yeah, can I get the breakfast omelet with some
potato fingies.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Roasted potato fingies.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Have you guys been the waffles?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah man, oh yeah about like
it capped?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I like it smothered, you know, smothered, covered, covered, Wait,
which one's cheese? I forget anyway?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes, everything onions, gravy, ge whatever, bro, I want to
all asleep at the table.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
They'll fuck with you. Yeah it we I think during
like our last like when they were like five hurricanes
converging on the southeast of the US, we covered a
story about the waffle House Index and that like they
take it seriously. They're like they have their own situation room.
Yeah right, the like of meteorologists. They're tracking these because
(18:24):
they were like, well, we need to stay open. We
make great money when we're the only thing that's open
within one hundred square miles, So we like track everything, know,
like what needs to happen in order to stay open.
And because the government is apparently cheap, they're just like, yeah,
let's just pay attention to their the thing and are
(18:47):
you guys open? Yes, that's what they do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And also this, uh, this goes into our idea of prognostication,
the idea of measuring, as we said, the uh not
on zero likelihood of asteroids showing up just a party.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And uh, I gotta tell you, guys, I was thinking
of waffle House specifically because of the disaster index, but
also because I recently got in deep with waffle House.
I'm trying to extricate myself.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You ow them money.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
They're pretty gangster man, Honestly, you know, I just don't
want to end up scattered, covered and smothered, you know,
So I'm going to recommend.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You saw what happened that last guy who had renegged
on that NFT deal with waffle House, like you're trying
to do. They put all that American cheese down his throat.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, what is something, Ben? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Artificial intelligence?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Come off it? What?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think it's underrated because everybody keeps talking about it.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Do you know people who actually have that kind of
fucking like logic they apply to things like, well, now
that everyone's against it, I'm actually for it. You're like,
I like a research thing that just tells me what
I want to hear. I think that's especially important in
our modern world.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I just all right, So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Philosophically, Uh, this is gonna sound dumb, but humans can't
define intelligence to begin with. So if an intelligent thing exists,
why is it inherently artificial? Also, also, the large language
models are just kind of trash. And I feel like
an old Dodo yelling at the sky.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
And I know it's I know, like you guys are
shouting out already. It's it's very there's a very important
social trend to be contrarian or to love a thing
or to hate a thing. But I would look at
the money at this point, you know what I mean?
And I love that NFT comparison. Yeah, remember when everybody
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was all about at FTSE and there was like board
ape or whatever, and that was the future.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Even selling episodes of podcasts I as NFTs I've heard anyway,
but that's neither here nor there. But yeah, no, I
mean I think that is a huge part of it.
Is like you just see how who is invested in
making people think it's great, and you're like.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
And this one like going back to our point of
like the media only wakes up that things are fucked
up when the stock market starts to crumble. The stock
market is so heavily leveraged on ai shit right now
because it's like all these massive tech companies that haven't
been able to come up with their next innovation, and
so they're like, this is that's where all of this
(21:46):
hype and energy comes from. Is like we get to
keep like getting people more and more excited about some
future like growth. I know it's not good to be
making that hand gesture at that angle, but like future
guys that way, but it's it's buzzy now. It's like
it's a hip thing to do.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
See that. There was a guy who owned a construction company.
Did you see that clip where the dude did it
at a fucking like conservative meetup and then everyone's like
what the fuck and he's like, yo, I was just
emulating the fun Elon Musk. It was a joke.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It was fun one, not not the Hitler one.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
One.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That's like, what's sort of the logic. It was like
just just goof around, you know. It's like that that
was supposed to be taken like as an actual Just
because of doing a literal Nazi salute doesn't mean you
should take it literally as some kind of Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Really, it's really it's a moment for you guys to
hold yourself.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Uh you know what I mean. I'm just saying, open
your eyes, man. Yeah. But yeah they are. They're like,
I don't think this one is going to fall apart
until it absolutely has to, at which point the stock
market is going to take just the hugest ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well, I mean that's why Deep seek Ai was such
a huge shakeup, because they're like, bro, They're like, hold on, bro,
y'all ask this for hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah,
to get this shit going. They just said they did.
This ship was seven million and then just cheated off
your open source What the look, but we need more,
We need the money for more processors to beat them.
(23:21):
And it's just that the fucking marry go around goes
round and round and round, and it's like, bro, you're
not making money, you're spending money, and no one's like
this ship is now. I cannot live day to day
without it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, all the innovation that's happened, like positively from the
tech industry, or at least the vast majority of it,
has been like driven by open source and like being
able to like bring together a lot of minds, and
the current iteration of the tech industry is all about
siloing things off and protecting like investments essentially. And so yeah,
(23:54):
they're gonna be getting the shit kicked out of them
by other countries for the next I don't know, however,
many decades until they recognize that this is a major problem.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what point will it be too late?
Our favorite humor is gallows humor, and there is no
whistle like a graveyard whistle.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Right. I also I got what a graveyard whistle is, man.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Holy ship, So uh, this is this is something also
that I think is very interesting for all of us
who are fans of language I love the corporate buzzwords
that are coming out now, and it's so easy to
make your own and just say it confidently with a
straight face, and people will be like, like, let's uh,
(24:48):
let's smack this with the folk book or whatever. Yeah, see,
so it will go yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Look, we're just gonna take this code, just gonna beat
it with a sack of oranges. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Get me?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
They frequently are like kind of violent. Yeah. Yeah, Like
how we have a spear because we like to you know,
we're the part that actually goes into the enemy's mid
section and dis disembowls them.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What my division does serted barbs. So when you pull
it out for another strike, you then evisceraate them.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, you guys crushed that.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, so what we do? We just talked. We just
talked about medieval weapons all the time. Off, Uh, let's
take a quick break. We're running out of time.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We got to come back and check out storid Wise,
I don't see how close this fucking thing is to us.
I haven't heard from the New York Times in fucking weeks.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We're back, and it is time for stroid.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What we got shot? Okay, so last time we checked in,
we were around three point one percent. That was three
point one let's take it a guarantee, bro, Bro, that's again,
like we said last time, don't look at that as
a ninety seven percent chance it doesn't hit. Look at
that is a three percent chance that we're all gonna die.
(26:29):
Just dig into that three luxuriate in theol. Right, I'm
guessing were he starts smoking exactly exact somebody called fat Joe,
because I'm guessing the percentage now is all the way up. Okay,
let me look right now, according to the SUPERU telescopes data,
zero point zero zero four percent.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Fuck alright, so it's not that's just like a telescope
on someone's super That's just like that telescope's opinion opinion.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Man, fun, So it's down to it presents no risk anymore.
Oh but hold on, there's a chance you can hit
the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It can hit the mo, but one almost sounds even
more fun. Someone take the moon down a peg, you
know what I mean. It's kind of an asshole as
far as planets and.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Planetary respect of your cycle get out of here, you
lunar freak. But apparently that could also go down to zero.
So all right, back to work everyone, straight, watch over,
no more.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
See here bo. That's it. Also my underrated this week
was wind. And you know, the moon gets a lot
of the credit for the movement of the ocean. It's
all wind, it's all It's basically all wind, like the tides,
yes are the moon, but waves are all wind.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, is this like a tease for your new hit
piece on the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Like, yeah, yeah, I'm not a fan, not a fan many.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, new moon called okay, lunar it's not great. It's
just Jack reading a bunch of moon facts and you
believe that. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. This is
funny to see, like how it's we were all reading
about the earth sitting, earth destroying or city destroying asteris
(28:17):
that might hit and then fucking crickets And then I
look and then I'm like, oh right, it's because they didn't.
The media is not there to reinforce our feelings. No, no, no, no,
it's all just clickbait. Now, yeah, it's all clickbait. They
might have written about it, but that's just like not
the way, are you attention? Ecosystem works anymore? Well?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Also, fear point, though.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
We can't stop anything, right, we like, human civilization doesn't
have the technology currently to do anything other than observe
and ship moment, we.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Can stop it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, yeah, sure, like you two guys Miles.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And yeah, if we just consulted the right star charts,
we would have actually been good.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I get so high. I hijack a Blue Origin spaceship
at knife point, and I fucking handle it. Okay, that's
how That's how I pitched it to NASA, and they
were like, no, Nasa.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
NASA straight up went up there on the dart mission
landed on an asteroid impact.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
They didn't land. That's armageddon. I think they landed.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So they landed with Bruce will Miles. Okay, so Miles
hasn't done the research that I have, so they put
together they put together a team of oil drillers. Okay, landed.
I totally was thinking of armageddon. I watched the feed,
I watched the fucking feet of the dart mission and still,
(29:51):
uh my brain, my memory got overtaken by armageddon. But anyways,
they they were able to steer. Was it a com
are An asteroid. An asteroid asteroid like like slightly off
its course early enough in advance. And the thing that
they knocked off its path was bigger than the one.
(30:14):
This one. So, by the way, this wasn't even an
Earth destroyer. This is a city destroyer. It wasn't ship, Okay, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I'll put me, just put me in fucking ground zero.
Brought gobble that ship up up there.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's got a phone book big enough to hit the asteroid, won't.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
They won't even know what happened. Bagg of oranges and
phone book. Bro.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
We don't do it at night when it's asleep, you know,
sneak up on it. Lash point though, true story before
we get the emails. The United States during the Cold
War did have a plan to attempt to detonate nuclear
weapons on the Moon just you know, fuck around, figure
out Project A one one nine. They were so horny
(31:06):
to detonate nuclear weapons fucking everywhere. Yeah, they're all over,
like Greenland, the Arctic.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
They were so fun you have as a kid, like
when you bring like an empty coke can into a
pool and you're like duool water here to pour it out?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Photo Yeah, photos of the like Las Vegas beauty contests
that are happening. That's like miss nuclear bomb and there's
like a mushroom cloud in the background. Like there's just
some incredible stupid.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Atomic architecture and like home goods back then, that whole
like interior design style that was built out of our
love of the fucking vaporizing weapon, the atomic bomb.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Hey, speaking of historical stupidity that we should be taking
r Q from. Uh, let's talk about our pitch for
a return to the mundane that we're already starting to
see the early signs of. I was talking about this
podcast Ben. Have you heard the Blind Boy podcast? I
(32:17):
have not. He's this Irish artist. He was in the
rap group the Rubber Bandits, and he just has a
really cool kind of like it's like half poetry, half him,
just like talking sometimes really great interviews with Irish people.
But he interviewed this guy who goes around Ireland like
lifting rocks for like just the and these rocks, these
(32:41):
rocks are like famous. They're like, oh, that's the you know,
Blarney Stoner. You know it's not, but like they're famous
rocks from an era when this was like a essentially
a sporting event. The local strong man comes to town
and tries to lift your like famous.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Rock and these are big ass rocks, big ass rocks.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, yes, you were getting ideas there for a second,
because I can lift I can. Yeah, No, big ass
rocks which are like have weird centers of gravity, so
you have to like have like their strategy involved. Anyway, Like,
after listening to them talk about lifting rocks for an
(33:22):
hour and a half, I was like, this is the
future of entertainment. I really feel like we need to
get bring back Mundanity.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's not the failed hybrid band that was.
Olivia Munn was the lead singer of Danity Kine, not
that Miley.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You wrote that in the dock. I went and googled.
I didn't get it because sucks.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The other one.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So I went and googled Olivia Munn's singer and they
were like, she's been in like some music videos. I guess.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
But guess what. My Wisconsin football fans love this. Remember
the celebrity power couple of Olivia Munn and Ron Dane
also known as Mundane. Alright, alright again timely reference that
man is forty six years old now. But anyway, yeah,
finger on the pulse folks, Yeah, the finger on the
pulse of a corpse that expired twenty years ago. But yeah,
(34:20):
so the latest one. This is the reason why I
brought it up because Jack, when you brought that up,
I was like, yeah, no, we are due for mundanity again.
Is this like trend? Now? That is quote the droppings
drop stuff on your foot challenge? Uh now, now I
just seemed to basically what people do is they're just
out here dropping ship on their feet and going, oh gee, hey.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Ben, real quick fix your face when Miles was talking
about the new national pastime.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
But say that you're right, You're right, you better like
you better like downtown Vegas. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
When I bring this up, I want to see you
guys are right, and I I need to just move
with the times I need for the time. You know,
I need to stop catching ship right before it drops
on my feet. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Otherwise, like that's why I look like a cop because
I keep catching ship before it.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Or moving your foot out the way like a coward.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Uh, this is you saw.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So this challenge isn't that dumb though, because what happens
is a person drops something heavy on their foot. Then
after they yell aUI. They then rate the pain on
a scale of one to ten. So that's that's how
it's different. But yeah, you're right, that isn't that So
this one's not that dumb. You're right, No, no, no,
this is way better.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It's like the thing before about the lifting the heavyweights,
but they've added like a sequel into They've added a
second act where you left heavyweight, then drop it on
your foot, and then even a third act wherein you
rate the pain.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So this is from ITV news because I mean, predictably,
I think it seems like TikTok has pretty much censored
the hashtag because something about violating community guidelines around like
hurting yourself needlessly and promoting that kind of behavior or something.
But here's something from ITV news. Or they were showing
just kind of like some of the clips of people
that were just just drop his ship on the little
(36:15):
feat seas.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
And have you seen this trend?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
What all right?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So that one looks fucking like nothing, That is nothing.
That guy's got weak feet.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
He I'm trying to I'm trying to gain how heavy
of how heavy bottomed of a boiling pot that was,
because if it's.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Just just been pot. So he just dropped them a
pasta pot on his foot, and.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Then this might he might be happening. Okay, let's go on,
Well it might be really bad for you.
Speaker 9 (36:44):
The video show.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, now, this dude's about to drop a fucking air fryer. Yes,
this I don't like. But watch how low he gets is.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
Dropping increasingly heavy objects on their feet like toasters and
brook Okay, he's hamming it up a little TV remote.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah that's all it was.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, that was a TV remote.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I've seen people start with like a tennis racket and
then like move their way up to like a full on,
like forty million artillery show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah they have a fortyish jacket's Texas, Baby, you can
have world building. Yeah okay, you know right, just I'm
just seeing what else.
Speaker 9 (37:24):
Time of pain and disability and advice users to stay
well clear as it could damage the nerves, bones or
joints in your face.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Okay, that's just like a pediatrist's opinion, man, opinion, man, Yeah,
I like that they had to go to a pediatrist
to be like this cool or what right?
Speaker 9 (37:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Right? We're good here?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Uh, could we look at the so I really liked this,
this one that I mentioned my last pitch from Mondanity
that is making cookies, making chocolate chip cookies with trash grabbers,
so you can't use your hands, you can only use
ash grabbers. And I just like the challenge of it,
(38:05):
the creativity, the messiness, and uh, they really seem to
be having fun.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think they also might be hammered.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
But like, are they are they high?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Are they almost?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Definitely?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I don't know why are they on trout? We'll probably
won't be able to play the audio because of this
damn a team theme song. But anyway, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You get the idea off of basically they're softening that butter.
I like that. It's a team effort. Yeah, totally, so
it's a team effort.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay, this is totally like this is some drunk I'm
bored in my cabin type ship. Yeah, you're like, let's
make your game out of the objects that.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Are haunting us in this up like summer camp, absolute
crippling boredom. Yeah, let's do anything. Let's event a new sport,
which is how we got basketball, by the way, so
just you know, couldn't James Nasmith was like, teaching a
bunch of children at a school and it was like
too cold outside to play any of the sports that existed,
(39:08):
and like, in order to get the kids to stop
like jacking off, he was like, let's let's create a
sport that you guys can play inside. Uh, and that
hence we have basketball.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
It is just so many and so stuff. Was just like,
just stop these people from jacking off. Eat this damn
cereal instead of freaking jack over there. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Someone right now is uh, someone right now is pitching
Daily's geist to kids to stop them right, like.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
To high schoolers. Yeah, just bad pitch.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
People the show they can't keep their hands off themselves.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, I blame you guys sexual attention. Honestly I do too.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Is my wife? I said, look, it is what it is, babe.
We got to eat people like what they like, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Check out also our videos on our YouTube channel where
we start doing physical challenges that required me to go
into the backyard with my ass up in the air
for sciences.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Will leave me alone for.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Once we have an ice cream cone filled with bird
seed in your ass.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Maybe that's corns are a menace you're.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Putting in the work though, thank you for your service man.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you have to throw them at like that.
You were getting the bird seat everywhere.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I uh I, So like, historically this has been a
thing that is like coming gone. There's flagpole sitting is
what I mentioned last time, and also phone booth stuffing
are two historical trends that totally died out. They were
apparently like huge briefly flagpole sitting in the twenties and thirties,
(41:00):
phone booth stuffing in the like fifties and early sixties.
And then people discovered having sex with each other in
the sixties, and we're like, oh, this is fucking way.
That's what they were trying to get out the whole time.
Is that right? Wait?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
So hell might just be a construct to keep me
in line. I got sutt down for some sex me.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
The phone booth stuff in Wikipedia page has an interesting
like run down there, like this was once referred to
as one of the all time great fads by the
Bridgeport Post shoot all time great fads, but it was
considered passe by nineteen fifty nine, and then they say
(41:43):
it was a kin in meteor meteoric rise and fall
to the earlier fads of flagpole, sitting goldfish, swallowing, panny raids,
what the fuck? And to the later fad of streaking.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Okay, what is a is a penny? Is just somebody
stealing someone's underwear and being like.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Isn't it from Yeah, like Revenge of the Nerds where
you just go in and steal people's underwear?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Wow? Okay, great cool.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I did not know streaking was in this category though,
I assume streaking has been a thing since forever.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
But apparently it's like right before clothing.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Right, Yeah, yeah, apparently it's I mean there have been
like there were like religious sects called like Neo Adam
Adam mean or something like, because they're like, we're like
Adam Adam. Yeah, yeah, Neo Adamantium Adamites. They call themselves
Neo Adamites, and they were like, we're actually naked right
(42:44):
now because God. So that's why. Wow, that's a way
to tag base. Yeah, you like for everybody up there.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Actually, that's what I'm hanging bread right now.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
That's right. But like the idea of like a solitaire
person just like interrupting a public event by running through
naked started in Carlton College. Shout out to my uncle
John who used to be a dean there in nineteen
seventy three. Like the first mention that anybody can find
is like the local Carlton newspaper being like, these kids
(43:19):
are out of control with their rise of class, spirit,
low grades, streaking, destruction, drinking, and the popularity of rock dances.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
God wait wait wait rock dances like rock like dancing.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Rocks dance, Yeah, go into a dance but playing rock music.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Instead of like a sock hop forfend.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
But I don't know, it's that's the one. Like there
may be a hope for one of these if you
can like get one of these mundane fads to really
take off, and like if it has that classic appeal
of streaking, you could be a legend. You could create
something that's permanent. There's still streakers to this day.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
There's still streakers for sure, Like it just happens, like
it's still honored in the UK and like New Zealand Australia,
I feel like I still see them going hard on
the streaking, and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I wonder if there's like a streaking because there is
a competition for everything, right, so I wonder if there's
like an international streaker league.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know, you have to disrupt the the biggest public
event with the most glorious streak and like stay uncaught
for the longest. Yeah, I guess with the.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I feel like those would be like the criteria.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I'm going to say, there's a real opportunity for the
current Catholic pope to just go out like the legend,
you know, like if he if he just like pulls
a streak and the bishops are chasing, but.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
He keeps his hat on. The hat yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's still got a hat and the shoes. Yeah, for sure,
he finally puts on the old popes Like did you
ever see the old pope's shoes like that? This new
pope is like the one who's like, I want to
be just like the beggars, except with like much nicer. Sure,
but uh, you know, I don't want all the fancy stuff.
The pope before, the one who was like a Nazi youth,
(45:12):
was so fancy, Like some of the shoes that he
wore like crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
He's red red shoes, Yes, the red shoes, the red bottoms,
the red bottoms.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, okay, Cardi, that's what she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, she's severely Catholic apparently.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, they thought it was giving it up to Papa.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, you eat it, Papa. Let's take a quick break
and we'll come back and talk about our favorite romantic
Mark Socker Nerd and we're back. We're back, And yeah
(45:59):
he might. He used to be narcsucker Nerd, I think
on this show, but now he's a man a sphere
Sokka Nerd is like his new energy. He's different.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
He's got you know, he's got his uh he's got
his laps.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
You know, he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Some lifts, so he's got he's got the broccoli hair.
He's got an amulet, so you know, he went.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Through an ambulet. You know, he went on that nine.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Thousand dollars watch. But uh so there's this clip that's
going viral of Mark commemorating his wife's fortieth birthday by
doing something that I feel like I'm the terminator at
the end of T two, being lowered into the pit
because I'm saying to gen Z, I now know why
(46:50):
you use the word cringe.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I now understand, and then give the thumbs up, Yeah,
Gi Gi giving the thumbs down as a lowered into
the fiery pit.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, it's it's cringe. It is a cringe to be
doing this.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
If you're doing oh yeah, big ups.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Wait so wait wait wait, okay, birthday. I see this.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I try you heard about this.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
I try not to keep up too much with our
buddy Mark.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
What yeah, dude, he's gonna like Ben's problem. He's gonna
like destroy the world. Dude, you should probably keep your
eye on this guy. But anyway, this is his the
caption for this video that he posted, Your wife only
turns forty one. Shout out to Benson Boone for the
jumpsuit and new single. And the way we go to
(47:44):
this guy going look at this, look at this shan
even before we start this video, this setup is my
goodness to be an oligarch. But here we go. This
is him performing for a captive audience.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Who nothing underneath.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Whoa wow.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
He jumps? Whoa Oh yeah, dude, get it in Mark Wow.
Yeah yeah. So that is horrifying to my core, this
whole of it. Also, first this thing that I was
really clocking his footwear.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
I think my man is wearing black Air Force ones
he needed.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
He is wearing the same shoes. So priests and referees
are the only people that wear those shoes size Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, or like or the football coach at your junior
high who had to retire, but he still needs some
more hours before he can go on retirement, so they
give him one science class to teach and then he's
going to run the clock in those exactly exactly like
Benson Boone did it.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
So this is just recreating like a viral moment from
the Grammys this year where Benzon Boone had a tuxio
on and then like had this outfit on it and
then did a flip off of a Yeah, did multiple backflips. Yeah,
this is this is how I learned who Benson Boone was.
By the way, this clip so great marketing for him.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Also also we have to say it you know again
twenty twenty five notes. If you want to have a
breakaway outfit, though, you get a bigger advantage when you
break it away yourself.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah it's but in true oligarch fashion, you're like, I
don't even do the labor of tearing off my own
fake tuxedo. Come on now, Wade slaves hook it up.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
And then this m Boone did it with people with
women pulling the two sides off of him. I think
Nicki Coyser might have been one of them. And it
looked cool when he did it with Mark Zuckerberry, it
looked like awkward, like yeah, the first time he had
been undressed by somebody else.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Since He's like, look, I'm so sorry that we got
rid of our whole moderation team, but I've got a
better offer for you. Would you like to peel off
half of my tuxedo jacket at my wife's fortieth birthday?
I'll do myself the weirday, same pay about it.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's the thing though, It's like recreating a moment right
that existed on its own and then trying to say also.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, well I think then it shows sort of how
a billionaire even looks at that kind of thing, where
it's like, okay, to do the thing that everyone was
so into, I just have to wear a blue jumpsuit
and jump off a thing and that's it.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
And also he had to sing, which, notably you can't
really find a version of this where with the original audio. Yeah,
it's like trying to find a fucking wailing into that microphone.
And I'm sure the actual audio in the.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Room like a post steroids post steroids shirtless a rod pick.
You're not gonna find it. It's not happening. You're not
gonna find it. Too many stakeholders to keep that. I
love though, too All the fucking comments are either like
it's a mixture of like oh my god, I love it,
or like fuck you asshole, or other ones being like
(51:11):
damn you really got the like the filters on heavy
for these comments. One the first one that I'm seeing
is Hay's up, why you dick riding Trump and his administration?
As well as another one you have no talent and
she knows you cheated on her. We all do. Whoa,
they were tolerable when you were quiet. Maga and broccoli
hair got you tripping?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Also, happy birthday to keep it positive to your wife.
Speaker 10 (51:36):
Yeah for a second, we for we lost the reason
for the season was his wife, and now we're all
talking about his fuckery and his you know, just terrible
outfits and lack of talent wife.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Who was shown in the video for a split second. Yeah,
for like, no one over embarrassment the amount of time
that he was Yeah, yeah, that would be funny if
you stayed on it. Longer you realize she's at that part.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Actually, let me bring that part up again, because it
does feel like completely out of context. You could be like,
it almost feels like someone told her another plane hit
the second tower. Yeah, yeah, play it back. She She's like,
what happened? I'm wailing? Yeah, no, scream of losing a
(52:24):
loved one.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
I actually, now I want to see this. This is
fucking evil. But you guys, I think we're all we're
all pretty punchy right now at the end of history,
so I kind of want to see this video with
audio of like nine to eleven reports for sure.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, you know he look, yeah, I mean all anybody
needs to do is just like put the actual audio
over it, or just like recreate what the actual audio
actually sounds like with the audio over her being.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
Like, no, oh my gosh, this is another one.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
But jump suits are such a vibe. I mean, jumpsits
are a vibe like I don't know I did, but
I feel like an affable dufe is doing something impressive
for their wife that's embarrassing. Is I usually like it
when the person is not a fucking oligarch who's in
the process of just ruining countless lives right.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, yeah, like goofy and daring is great and obviously
no offense to us, but uh, we've succeeded doing that
kind of stuff, right, goofy and endearing.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I think we did that. Well, don't know what you're
talking about on the stud, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
I'm the coolest motherfucker my mom ever met. She told
me last night, and she was pat in my back
so I could fall asleep because I was crying so bad.
What go on? Because I'll call it right now, bro.
If you don't believe me, I believe you. I believe
all right, I'm sorry going on. No affable goofy thing, though,
(54:00):
too really counts on you having a certain amount of
goodwill with people that they go sure, oh great, right
when you're starting a negative three trillion on some ship
the first get this ship out in my fun. Don't
give a fuck how many backflips you tried. The only
way this would people would have been cheering. It is
like if he didn't like knocked himself out because he
biff did a backflip, landed directly on his back, oh
(54:22):
my god, landed on the crown of his head.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
You guys should start a fad, since clearly he's gonna
he's gonna try to follow or emulate stuff that appears
to make.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Him seem cool. Sex symbols do.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Right, right, right right, So what's what's like the what's
the more dangerous version of dropping ship on your foot?
And how could you convince him?
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Dude? The hashtag Benson boone TBI backflip challenge Dude, you
know what I mean, shout out to traumatic brain injuries.
They're so in just just hop on so hot.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
TBI is so big right now? Yeah, yeah, well, Ben Bowlin,
been such a pleasure having you on the Daily Guys.
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Oh geez, yeah, the rumors are true. You can find
me at Ben Bullen in a burst of creativity wherever
people use the little at sign. Uh.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
There's probably a website out there. You can call my
parole officer directly. The number is be And most importantly,
you can find me every so often hanging out with
the one and only Jack and Miles here on Daily's
(55:38):
I guys, tune into Ridiculous History, where you can you
can find those guys classing up the show.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh yeah, like once every four years When was the
last time we were on three years ago?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Gosh, yeah, yeah, it's been too long, man, too long.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
We got some history. I've got to be I'm like,
you know, offloading historical flexes on this podcast because so
long we've got a surplus over here. Yeah, all right,
wonderful having you. Is there a work of media that
you've been enjoying though?
Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yes, I am super in you guys know. I've been
on the road a lot recently.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
I got super into Uzbek drill wrap, and I'm not
sure why. I know it sounds like I'm just freestyling
three different words and.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
I didn't know that. I didn't know you were pulling
from real life when you reference to drill rap.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah so uh oh.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
No, I'm always sharing the screen, but just for just
for a quick spoiler if I may. I don't know
if we can get away with this, Can I share this?
Speaker 11 (56:45):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (56:47):
Yeah, I'm not a bullet yet.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
I guess some.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Have no idea. I have no idea. What somebody.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
You damn? I like that, But that wasn't drill.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
That wasn't drill.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
I mean, technically, if I'm gonna get pedantic about the beat.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, But let's make
it about your opinions on music.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, I mean no, there's opinions and there's facts, Ben,
And I think you would agree with that as someone
who likes history.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Right. So oh oh, we got the wounded wounded.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Miles. Where can people find you their work media? Yeah,
who's back drill? You can find me everything on ad
symbols and Miles of Gray. Uh, find Jack and on
the basketball podcast Miles and Jack find me on the
podcast Beyonce a work of social media, like just because
(57:51):
you know the tariffs they are him today, they are
and every day.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
And I'm sure we'll talk more about what Trump said
at his first session a Joint Address of Congress, which happened, like.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
We talked about it yesterday. Yeah, I'm friending.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
Exactly, dude. But anyway, Uh, this is a skip from
missus Betty Bowers dot be Scotta Socio says, I'm down
to my last avocado. Do I make guacamole or do
I sell it and use the money to buy a
lesser picasso? Wow? Yeah? Yeah. Also, you're not gonna make
guacamolea one avocado? Come on now?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, I mean you can make a tiny bit, you
can make a little bit, but guatemalle as I call it.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
and on Blue Sky Jack Obie. The number one uh
tweet I've been enjoying is from trash Jones. Turns out
that light at the end of the tunnel huge fire.
Oh I think that about something out.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Also iced Pea at Stupid trash Well on Twitter tweeted
a picture of a tombstone of someone named Sarah Jane
Gooch Muse and uh, he wrote, I'm.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Reading that as her profession, Sarah Jane. You can find
us on Twitter at Daily zeich Guys, rid the Daily
zi Guys on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
We have a Facebook fan.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Page on a website Daily zeiguys dot com where we
post our episode and our footnote to the information that
we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
song that we think you might enjoy. You can also
find the footnotes in the description of the episode wherever
you're listening to this, Miles, is there a song that
(59:41):
you think people might enjoy that you'd like to link
off to in the footb Yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, This is a track from the
artist's Surprise Chef. Uh definitely done some Surprise Chef tracks before.
They have like really dope instrumental tracks, just kind of
like sometimes it's like seventies vibes. That tracks called bullyball,
which I like reference to basketball, but it just kind
of got like that, like when you hear it, you're like, oh, yeah,
(01:00:06):
ninety some reason it sounds right. So this is Bullyball
by Surprise Chef, one of the less popular things to
call out in a professional kitchen in the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Show Bear Surprise Chef behind You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you know, Chef and Chef I do we Chef Surprise
Chef Chef's hate surprises.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
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