May 6, 2024 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hundred do you y away Today we call a guy
who's been set up by his wife for months now.
We've been talking with her non stop, trying to plan
maybe the most devious prank call.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That you could come up with. Oh my god, I
love that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We had to wait this long because she's having minor
surgery and she wanted to use that to her advantage. Okay,
how well he's supposed to pick her up at the
hospital once the procedure is done. So he's been waiting
by the phone to see when it's okay to swing by.
Now this is a sensitive moment. I promise he was
(00:49):
not expecting the message that he's about to receive from.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The doctor himself. In your phone tab right now, it's
another on the twenty. Hello, Hi is this Rodney, Yes,
it is Hi. This is doctor Hackman.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh doing your wife Linda's laparoscopic gall bladder removal.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi hi doctor. Hi? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh yeah, Uh it's going great, no issues, she is,
She's coming through like a champ.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Great news. I know that she was really really worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, and not pick her up now, No, not yet. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We actually had to just pause the surgery just for
a little bit, but we'll finish soon.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm sorry you said pause the surgery.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We just had a you know, a thing that we
have to deal with.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Are you I'm sorry? Are you outside by an ice
cream truck?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm sorry what you said?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You had to pause the surgery?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Are you right?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Are you actually outside getting ice cream? I don't understand, no, no, that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That would be irresponsible. It just it must have driven
the hospital or something.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I don't know. It sounds real clothes. Are you what's
happening over there, doctor Hockman.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gina's at the front of the line. Do you want
a bomb hop or a whoa?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hey? Nurse?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Why is me? Did you see I'm on the phone
right now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You told you wanted to treat everyone.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, obviously you're drunk.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Doctor. Just what is happening over there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I am so sorry about that also a creamsicle. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Anyway, I know that you were waiting for the call
to come pick up your wife.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
But I am not an idiot. I understand what's happening
over there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
My question is why why we're doing the surgery for
your wife?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, why are you taking a cause from the surgery
to get a cream cicle? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Was just saying, I'm not getting a creamsicle.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just letting you know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You mean, scalpler. I think it's what you meant to say.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You are clearly ordering ice cream now, and I don't
understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, just just okay that you know.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
This kind of behavior can be reported.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Excuse me, this kind of behavior can be reported.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
My nurse should not be interrupting me in the middle
of an important call.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No, I apologize for that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
She was getting ice cream for you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Don't blame her, right, But I mean nurses these days,
am I right?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Sounds like doctors these days.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Remember, the nurse is the drunk one here, so I
don't think so. Look sir, I'm just here to tell
you that you can hold off on coming to pick
up your wife, stay at home, have another beer, watch
another episode of ncis whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's just going to take a little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
This is unbelievable. I need to talk to your supervisor
or someone in charge of you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, the only person who would technically be my supervisor
would be your wife, and she wanted me to pass
the message along to you that you're being ranked on
the radio right now.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm not really a doctor. My name is jeff from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This
is a phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh my gosh, are the ice cream truck sound? That's
just noises. That's a sound effect we're playing.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Your wife has been setting this up with us for
two months because she knew the surgery was coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
She wanted us to call you an hour after you
dropped her off.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I know she's sadistic.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
She is I have no idea. Oh my god, the
doctor took a break from surgery for ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When you hear the truck coming by, you kind of
have to run towards it so close. So what do
you want you want me to get you like a
rocket pop or something, or maybe a fudge Frenzy.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I guess a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Frenzies please, Thanks Gina
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hundred do you y away Today we call a guy
who's been set up by his wife for months now.
We've been talking with her non stop, trying to plan
maybe the most devious prank call.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That you could come up with. Oh my god, I
love that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We had to wait this long because she's having minor
surgery and she wanted to use that to her advantage. Okay,
how well he's supposed to pick her up at the
hospital once the procedure is done. So he's been waiting
by the phone to see when it's okay to swing by.
Now this is a sensitive moment. I promise he was
(00:49):
not expecting the message that he's about to receive from.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The doctor himself. In your phone tab right now, it's
another on the twenty. Hello, Hi is this Rodney, Yes,
it is Hi. This is doctor Hackman.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh doing your wife Linda's laparoscopic gall bladder removal.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi hi doctor. Hi? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh yeah, Uh it's going great, no issues, she is,
She's coming through like a champ.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Great news. I know that she was really really worried
about it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, and not pick her up now, No, not yet. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We actually had to just pause the surgery just for
a little bit, but we'll finish soon.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm sorry you said pause the surgery.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
We just had a you know, a thing that we
have to deal with.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Are you I'm sorry? Are you outside by an ice
cream truck?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm sorry what you said?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You had to pause the surgery?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Are you right?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Are you actually outside getting ice cream? I don't understand, no, no, that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That would be irresponsible. It just it must have driven
the hospital or something.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I don't know. It sounds real clothes. Are you what's
happening over there, doctor Hockman.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gina's at the front of the line. Do you want
a bomb hop or a whoa?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Hey? Nurse?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Why is me? Did you see I'm on the phone
right now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You told you wanted to treat everyone.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, obviously you're drunk.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Doctor. Just what is happening over there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I am so sorry about that also a creamsicle. By
the way.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Anyway, I know that you were waiting for the call
to come pick up your wife.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
But I am not an idiot. I understand what's happening
over there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
My question is why why we're doing the surgery for
your wife?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, why are you taking a cause from the surgery
to get a cream cicle? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Was just saying, I'm not getting a creamsicle.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm just letting you know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You mean, scalpler. I think it's what you meant to say.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You are clearly ordering ice cream now, and I don't
understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, just just okay that you know.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
This kind of behavior can be reported.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Excuse me, this kind of behavior can be reported.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
My nurse should not be interrupting me in the middle
of an important call.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No, I apologize for that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
She was getting ice cream for you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Don't blame her, right, But I mean nurses these days,
am I right?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Sounds like doctors these days.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Remember, the nurse is the drunk one here, so I
don't think so. Look sir, I'm just here to tell
you that you can hold off on coming to pick
up your wife, stay at home, have another beer, watch
another episode of ncis whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's just going to take a little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
This is unbelievable. I need to talk to your supervisor
or someone in charge of you.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, the only person who would technically be my supervisor
would be your wife, and she wanted me to pass
the message along to you that you're being ranked on
the radio right now.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm not really a doctor. My name is jeff from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This
is a phone tap.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh my gosh, are the ice cream truck sound? That's
just noises. That's a sound effect we're playing.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Your wife has been setting this up with us for
two months because she knew the surgery was coming up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
She wanted us to call you an hour after you
dropped her off.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I know she's sadistic.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
She is I have no idea. Oh my god, the
doctor took a break from surgery for ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When you hear the truck coming by, you kind of
have to run towards it so close. So what do
you want you want me to get you like a
rocket pop or something, or maybe a fudge Frenzy.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I guess a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Frenzies please, Thanks Gina
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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