April 22, 2024 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Today we call a guy who just got a new
job working the front desk, got a hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
First day is next week, and he told his girlfriend
he really wants to make.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
A good impression absolutely so what better way to do
that than by putting him in an uncomfortable role play
training session over the phone. And then I don't know
how this happens, but somehow it gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Not like our show, but it happens in your phone.
Tap right now?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Another?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh, well, hello, there is this Jason.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes, who's calling?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hi? Jason, I'm calling from the Ston Hotel. Names Terry,
Terry Oki.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Apparently you were just hired to be our new front
desk person.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yay for you, Yes, thank you. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I know that you're starting your first day with us
next week, so I'm going to be the one training you.
Lucky dog you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yes, lucky me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lucky me too.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, yes, I can't wait. I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I bet you can't wait. So AnyWho, when you get here,
you know you're gonna have to hit the ground running.
And just to make sure that you're fully prepared and
extra positive with the guests, we should do a little
role play. You mean, do it now on the phone,
No time like the present.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, yeah, I thought I was starting my training when
I get there the first day.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But sure, let's just pretend that I'm a hotel guest. Okay,
I'm walking past the desk and you're walking towards me.
We make eye contact and go, oh.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Hello there, Hi, welcome to the hotel. How can I
help you?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You know what? I like that? But can you go
even bigger, even happier with it?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh yeah, okay, you know we need.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
To make our guests feel like we're spreading positivity during
their stay, of course, and go.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Good morning, sir, how's your day?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Louder? Make it louder, decent?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, Hi there, sir, good morning. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I love it? Keep going with it?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh okay, yes, how may I help you today?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh gosh, why are you so darned happy there.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know how would I respond to something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, you gotta be ready for it. You got to
stay on your toes. You mean a lot of grumps
at the hotel just get mad over everything, right, right?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, you know, so let's.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Try it again. Why are you so darn happy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's just a positive day today, sir? Oh? Really?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Is it because I just found out my wife cheated
on me twenty minutes ago?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh my god, don't remember. Turn it into a positive
and go.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yes, sir. Well, you know we have lots of guests
at the bar, and maybe that means it's a new
day for you today and a complimentary drink in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hey, are you propositioning me? Fella?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Because I am interested? Spin it? Go ahead and spin
it into a positive and.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Go yes, yeah, okay, Terry, Yes, thank you, sir. I'm flattered.
But I I do have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Are you rejecting me?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
If you are, I'm gonna give this hotel a bad
review online?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, no, sir, we don't reject anyone here at the hotel.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Good now, kiss me on the mat. Wait a minute,
fool around with my belt buckle.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
There sailor.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, it's Terry. I mean it's a little far. No
guest is gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh are you kidding me? I had four guests do
that to me just last month. I felt like the
bell of the ball. You gotta make them feel happy,
no matter what. That's your job, Jason.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You're saying that's actually part of my job. I'm not
hear you. I don't know if I'll be at a
work there.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh but Jason, your girlfriend Julie was so excited to
have you start working at the hotel. She's gonna be
so disappointed.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
How do you know that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Because she's only one of my best customers and the
person who set you up for this prank phone call?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Weird god? Oh my, who is this?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Because my real name is jeff from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. I'm sweating
over it. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It was your girlfriend Julie's idea.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
This was her idea.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, she wanted to wish you good luck because she's
super excited about you starting your new job.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Almost had a heart attack. It wasn't a big get
the work.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's a great idea. If a guest has a heart
attack in the lobby, what do you say, spinning into
a positive and.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Go I say, have fun with that. At the hotel,
the weeke.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Up every morning was fun to have weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 4 (05:44):
In the morning,
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Today we call a guy who just got a new
job working the front desk, got a hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
First day is next week, and he told his girlfriend
he really wants to make.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
A good impression absolutely so what better way to do
that than by putting him in an uncomfortable role play
training session over the phone. And then I don't know
how this happens, but somehow it gets weird.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Not like our show, but it happens in your phone.
Tap right now?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Another?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh, well, hello, there is this Jason.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yes, who's calling?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hi? Jason, I'm calling from the Ston Hotel. Names Terry,
Terry Oki.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Apparently you were just hired to be our new front
desk person.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yay for you, Yes, thank you. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I know that you're starting your first day with us
next week, so I'm going to be the one training you.
Lucky dog you.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yes, lucky me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Lucky me too.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, yes, I can't wait. I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I bet you can't wait. So AnyWho, when you get here,
you know you're gonna have to hit the ground running.
And just to make sure that you're fully prepared and
extra positive with the guests, we should do a little
role play. You mean, do it now on the phone,
No time like the present.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, yeah, I thought I was starting my training when
I get there the first day.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But sure, let's just pretend that I'm a hotel guest. Okay,
I'm walking past the desk and you're walking towards me.
We make eye contact and go, oh.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Hello there, Hi, welcome to the hotel. How can I
help you?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You know what? I like that? But can you go
even bigger, even happier with it?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh yeah, okay, you know we need.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
To make our guests feel like we're spreading positivity during
their stay, of course, and go.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Good morning, sir, how's your day?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Louder? Make it louder, decent?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, Hi there, sir, good morning. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I love it? Keep going with it?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh okay, yes, how may I help you today?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh gosh, why are you so darned happy there.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know how would I respond to something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, you gotta be ready for it. You got to
stay on your toes. You mean a lot of grumps
at the hotel just get mad over everything, right, right?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay, you know, so let's.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Try it again. Why are you so darn happy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's just a positive day today, sir? Oh? Really?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Is it because I just found out my wife cheated
on me twenty minutes ago?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh my god, don't remember. Turn it into a positive
and go.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yes, sir. Well, you know we have lots of guests
at the bar, and maybe that means it's a new
day for you today and a complimentary drink in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hey, are you propositioning me? Fella?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Because I am interested? Spin it? Go ahead and spin
it into a positive and.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Go yes, yeah, okay, Terry, Yes, thank you, sir. I'm flattered.
But I I do have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Are you rejecting me?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
If you are, I'm gonna give this hotel a bad
review online?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
No, no, sir, we don't reject anyone here at the hotel.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Good now, kiss me on the mat. Wait a minute,
fool around with my belt buckle.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
There sailor.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, it's Terry. I mean it's a little far. No
guest is gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh are you kidding me? I had four guests do
that to me just last month. I felt like the
bell of the ball. You gotta make them feel happy,
no matter what. That's your job, Jason.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You're saying that's actually part of my job. I'm not
hear you. I don't know if I'll be at a
work there.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh but Jason, your girlfriend Julie was so excited to
have you start working at the hotel. She's gonna be
so disappointed.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
How do you know that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Because she's only one of my best customers and the
person who set you up for this prank phone call?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Weird god? Oh my, who is this?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Because my real name is jeff from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. I'm sweating
over it. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It was your girlfriend Julie's idea.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
This was her idea.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, she wanted to wish you good luck because she's
super excited about you starting your new job.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Almost had a heart attack. It wasn't a big get
the work.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's a great idea. If a guest has a heart
attack in the lobby, what do you say, spinning into
a positive and.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Go I say, have fun with that. At the hotel,
the weeke.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Up every morning was fun to have weekday mornings on
the twenties, brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 4 (05:44):
In the morning,
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