May 8, 2024 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one in the podcast!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer
up his friend because apparently his car got stolen from
right out in front of his place the day. Yeah,
so he's been.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Understandably upset about that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is it even possible to make someone feel better after
something like that happens? Maybe if we call him up
and ask questions about the vehicle that suggests we might.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Have taken it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Still better you'll hear his reaction in your phone. Tap
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hello, Hi, I saw a post on the app next
door about a stolen car? Is this Patrick? Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes? This is yeah? Yeah, I made that post.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hey, I'm so sorry that happened man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I bet you know, as neighbors, we all got to
pull together.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I live a few blocks down from where you live. Uh,
so I noticed the cold, like right away, I noticed
the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's great, man, Yeah, uh, you've got any information.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Hypothetically, Let's say I found it at the end of
the cul de sac, like a few blocks away from
where your house is, and it still had the key
in it. Okay, okay, I'm wondering if the check engine
light was on and it needed oil, what kind of
oil would your car take? Do you remember.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What are you talking about? How does that help you
find my car?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Let's just say hypothetically, right, because I'm going to keep
my eyes out on it for you. All right, I'm
gonna we're gonna find it together.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But do you think it's synthetic oil or me be
you know, semisynthetic kind of a conventional situation. I tried
to look up the model online, but it was really
really confusing.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm just I'm having trouble understanding how knowing what kind
of oil my car takes is helping you find my
car for me.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, you're right. I could always figure that out on
my own if I ever found it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Hypathetically, is there a Is there anything else that you
wanted to ask me or maybe tell me?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, let's say, hypothetically, the person who finds it doesn't
really like that green color you have. They want to
change it so people won't recognize it. What color would
you change it to?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm sorry what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Maybe something you wouldn't even recognize yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What you know, where is it that you said you
lived again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, in your neighborhood. You just go back to
the left and then right with the cul de sec
where the where the tree? Uh? You know where they
find a lot of lost cars.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No, I don't think I've ever heard of that area.
Otherwise that might have been the first place that I looked.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, I find they find cars all the time in
that area that I live in. Definitely, really yeah, I totally.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Maybe I'll pay the visit. Maybe I'll come over.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh no, I don't want to inconvenience in neighbor. Let
me do all the dangerous work on the car down.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You just sit tight, man, that's really neighborly of you. Yeah,
thank you, But you know I insist, don't. Why don't
I swing by? Oh way, well, we'll feel closer, you know,
we'll be more connected for finding my car. Yeah, that
you hypothetically will help me find good, good idea.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
If you come over, though, let's meet out more on
the street side as close to my garage. I got
a big project I'm working on in there. Can't look inside,
not the garage at least not in the shed or
the shed. There's parts in the shed for the project
happening in the garage.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Man, do you want to just cut the crap and
tell me what's really going on?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I know that you have my car.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wow, why would you even think that?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't know. Hypothetically, I must have two brain cells.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Whoa, whoa. Oh, okay, let's step back hypothetically for a second.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, let's hypothetically not okay, let's absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let's hypothetically say your best friend set you up for
this prank phone call and you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Just a joker. I don't know what the f you're
going on about.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Okay, No, it's pronounced Jose almost. It's not joker. It's Jose.
I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. Wait, doing a phone tap on you?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Wait, what what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'll say it again. This is actually Jose from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We have
nothing to do with your car. Your best friend Kyle
set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh my god, Kyle Man.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. Kyle told us it's a really
bad situation. He just wanted to like make you smile
a little bit. Man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm smiling, but good gave me a heart attack version.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh yeah, he wanted us to give you a heart
attack then smile. I forgot the order.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Hypothetically, I don't even not even hypothetically. I think I
actually want to kick his right out.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'll help you, I mean hypothetically, like the police ask
The week of every morning
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
Jeffrey in the Morning
One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer
up his friend because apparently his car got stolen from
right out in front of his place the day. Yeah,
so he's been.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Understandably upset about that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is it even possible to make someone feel better after
something like that happens? Maybe if we call him up
and ask questions about the vehicle that suggests we might.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Have taken it.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Still better you'll hear his reaction in your phone. Tap
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hello, Hi, I saw a post on the app next
door about a stolen car? Is this Patrick? Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yes? This is yeah? Yeah, I made that post.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Hey, I'm so sorry that happened man.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I bet you know, as neighbors, we all got to
pull together.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I live a few blocks down from where you live. Uh,
so I noticed the cold, like right away, I noticed
the picture.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's great, man, Yeah, uh, you've got any information.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Hypothetically, Let's say I found it at the end of
the cul de sac, like a few blocks away from
where your house is, and it still had the key
in it. Okay, okay, I'm wondering if the check engine
light was on and it needed oil, what kind of
oil would your car take? Do you remember.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What are you talking about? How does that help you
find my car?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Let's just say hypothetically, right, because I'm going to keep
my eyes out on it for you. All right, I'm
gonna we're gonna find it together.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But do you think it's synthetic oil or me be
you know, semisynthetic kind of a conventional situation. I tried
to look up the model online, but it was really
really confusing.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm just I'm having trouble understanding how knowing what kind
of oil my car takes is helping you find my
car for me.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, you're right. I could always figure that out on
my own if I ever found it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Hypathetically, is there a Is there anything else that you
wanted to ask me or maybe tell me?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, let's say, hypothetically, the person who finds it doesn't
really like that green color you have. They want to
change it so people won't recognize it. What color would
you change it to?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm sorry what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Maybe something you wouldn't even recognize yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What you know, where is it that you said you
lived again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, in your neighborhood. You just go back to
the left and then right with the cul de sec
where the where the tree? Uh? You know where they
find a lot of lost cars.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No, I don't think I've ever heard of that area.
Otherwise that might have been the first place that I looked.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, I find they find cars all the time in
that area that I live in. Definitely, really yeah, I totally.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Maybe I'll pay the visit. Maybe I'll come over.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Oh no, I don't want to inconvenience in neighbor. Let
me do all the dangerous work on the car down.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You just sit tight, man, that's really neighborly of you. Yeah,
thank you, But you know I insist, don't. Why don't
I swing by? Oh way, well, we'll feel closer, you know,
we'll be more connected for finding my car. Yeah, that
you hypothetically will help me find good, good idea.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
If you come over, though, let's meet out more on
the street side as close to my garage. I got
a big project I'm working on in there. Can't look inside,
not the garage at least not in the shed or
the shed. There's parts in the shed for the project
happening in the garage.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Man, do you want to just cut the crap and
tell me what's really going on?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I know that you have my car.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wow, why would you even think that?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't know. Hypothetically, I must have two brain cells.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Whoa, whoa. Oh, okay, let's step back hypothetically for a second.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, let's hypothetically not okay, let's absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let's hypothetically say your best friend set you up for
this prank phone call and you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Just a joker. I don't know what the f you're
going on about.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Okay, No, it's pronounced Jose almost. It's not joker. It's Jose.
I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning. Wait, doing a phone tap on you?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Wait, what what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'll say it again. This is actually Jose from the
radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We have
nothing to do with your car. Your best friend Kyle
set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh my god, Kyle Man.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, I'm so sorry. Kyle told us it's a really
bad situation. He just wanted to like make you smile
a little bit. Man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm smiling, but good gave me a heart attack version.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh yeah, he wanted us to give you a heart
attack then smile. I forgot the order.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Hypothetically, I don't even not even hypothetically. I think I
actually want to kick his right out.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'll help you, I mean hypothetically, like the police ask
The week of every morning
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
Jeffrey in the Morning
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