May 15, 2024 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away. You know what's difficult
if you're filling in for someone at a job and
they're already gone, like you don't know where anything is
or how any of the processes work. You can't ask
them any questions about it. So frustrating. And that's why
we try to help out a woman today who's temporarily
replacing another lady that just left her maternity leave. Oh okay,
(00:36):
and we thought it would be funny to kind of
get these two to talk to each other. Just one issue.
The woman who's supposed to be helping her is currently
in the middle of her labor ah, so it seems
like a small issue. Oh my god, find out in
your phone tap right now another twenty Hello, Hi is Tarah. Yeah,
(01:01):
who Hi? My name is Mark Tanner. I think you're
filling in for my wife at the office.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh hi, So nice to meet you Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, you too. So I'm sure that her supervisor told
you she's having a baby, right, Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
And how she's doing. Uh, I've been good, good, you know,
just everything has happened so fast. I just kind of
taken it as it comes. Yeah, I get it. Yeah,
(01:29):
And so I know she wanted to go over a
few things about the job before the birth, so that
you and the company weren't left in the lurch or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, that's so sweet of her.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah. So you were in the hospital right now and
she's giving birth in the other room. What Yeah, but
she's cool with it, what with me calling you and
setting this up, because she actually insisted that I go
in there right now and put you on speaker so
the two of you can talk right now. Yeah, you
(02:01):
need to get this out of the way. Come on,
make you say this, Tarah, you're on with my wife
right now. Go ahead and say hi.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Then, Oh god, oh my god, oh my god, my god,
my gon Terry, you're gonna have to speak up because
it's a little bit loud in here, so say hi
to her. Hi, Hey, Hi, You're gonna have to say louder.
She can't hear you. Okay, you're not happenings. Hey, honey,
(02:33):
it's this is Tara on the phone, the lady that's
filling in for you. Okay, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god. I can't believe. I know, I know
you guys don't know each other. But I got her
on the phone like you told me to.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
We feel like a bad time.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, Sorry, I just stepped out again for a second.
I know she's a little bit busy in there, but
she wanted me to call you in scept this whole thing. Yeah,
I just crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I will, doesn't matter what she wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She's in the middle of giving birth. You can't even
talk to me, honey. Can you take a break for
just one second and tell her about the payroll process?
You're telling her to take a break. I just I
don't remember. Oh my god. I know you wanted me
to talk about the payroll thing with her. I just
don't remember how to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Can you bother?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, you're doing great, You're doing great. But Tara is
on the phone. I can talk to you later, okay. Okay, Oh,
I don't know. If I want to be seeing this Mark,
you need to I'm gonna let you do your thing.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna keep talking to her. Hi. Sorry, God,
it's so weird in there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She's giving birth.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Honey, it's a little loud. I can't believe this is
happening right now. My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry
that she was screaming like.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That to me, Please, to your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why is this happening right Well, it's a little bit
rude because I know we don't want to waste your time,
my time. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, it's it's just really important for me to go
over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the
Davenport files. About the Davenport files. Your wife labor? Is
that my baby? This is such a miracle. Wait, I
don't know what. I don't even know. I don't know
what to do anything, Mark. Can we name her after Tara? Tara?
(04:30):
Can we name the baby after you? What my wife
wants to name the baby after you? After me? Between
the names Tara or Brooke and Jeffrey? Wait? What the
ones who are doing this praying phone call on you
right now? What my real name is? Jeff I'm not
in the hospital. I'm a radio host. We're doing a
(04:51):
phone tap on you. What honey, honey, it's a little dramatic. Sorry,
that's just sound effect that we play.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Your boyfriend, Kevin set you up. You said you're filling
in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so
I thought it'd be funny to train you while she
was giving birth. Thought it was funny. It's a little distracting, though, Honey,
Can you just shut it for just a second. I
want to talk about the Davenport Files.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Why the week up every morning was fun? Tabs weekday
mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's Friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away. You know what's difficult
if you're filling in for someone at a job and
they're already gone, like you don't know where anything is
or how any of the processes work. You can't ask
them any questions about it. So frustrating. And that's why
we try to help out a woman today who's temporarily
replacing another lady that just left her maternity leave. Oh okay,
(00:36):
and we thought it would be funny to kind of
get these two to talk to each other. Just one issue.
The woman who's supposed to be helping her is currently
in the middle of her labor ah, so it seems
like a small issue. Oh my god, find out in
your phone tap right now another twenty Hello, Hi is Tarah. Yeah,
(01:01):
who Hi? My name is Mark Tanner. I think you're
filling in for my wife at the office.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh hi, So nice to meet you Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, you too. So I'm sure that her supervisor told
you she's having a baby, right, Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
And how she's doing. Uh, I've been good, good, you know,
just everything has happened so fast. I just kind of
taken it as it comes. Yeah, I get it. Yeah,
(01:29):
And so I know she wanted to go over a
few things about the job before the birth, so that
you and the company weren't left in the lurch or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, that's so sweet of her.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah. So you were in the hospital right now and
she's giving birth in the other room. What Yeah, but
she's cool with it, what with me calling you and
setting this up, because she actually insisted that I go
in there right now and put you on speaker so
the two of you can talk right now. Yeah, you
(02:01):
need to get this out of the way. Come on,
make you say this, Tarah, you're on with my wife
right now. Go ahead and say hi.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Then, Oh god, oh my god, oh my god, my god,
my gon Terry, you're gonna have to speak up because
it's a little bit loud in here, so say hi
to her. Hi, Hey, Hi, You're gonna have to say louder.
She can't hear you. Okay, you're not happenings. Hey, honey,
(02:33):
it's this is Tara on the phone, the lady that's
filling in for you. Okay, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god. I can't believe. I know, I know
you guys don't know each other. But I got her
on the phone like you told me to.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
We feel like a bad time.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, Sorry, I just stepped out again for a second.
I know she's a little bit busy in there, but
she wanted me to call you in scept this whole thing. Yeah,
I just crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I will, doesn't matter what she wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She's in the middle of giving birth. You can't even
talk to me, honey. Can you take a break for
just one second and tell her about the payroll process?
You're telling her to take a break. I just I
don't remember. Oh my god. I know you wanted me
to talk about the payroll thing with her. I just
don't remember how to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Can you bother?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, you're doing great, You're doing great. But Tara is
on the phone. I can talk to you later, okay. Okay, Oh,
I don't know. If I want to be seeing this Mark,
you need to I'm gonna let you do your thing.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna keep talking to her. Hi. Sorry, God,
it's so weird in there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
She's giving birth.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Honey, it's a little loud. I can't believe this is
happening right now. My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry
that she was screaming like.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That to me, Please, to your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why is this happening right Well, it's a little bit
rude because I know we don't want to waste your time,
my time. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, it's it's just really important for me to go
over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the
Davenport files. About the Davenport files. Your wife labor? Is
that my baby? This is such a miracle. Wait, I
don't know what. I don't even know. I don't know
what to do anything, Mark. Can we name her after Tara? Tara?
(04:30):
Can we name the baby after you? What my wife
wants to name the baby after you? After me? Between
the names Tara or Brooke and Jeffrey? Wait? What the
ones who are doing this praying phone call on you
right now? What my real name is? Jeff I'm not
in the hospital. I'm a radio host. We're doing a
(04:51):
phone tap on you. What honey, honey, it's a little dramatic. Sorry,
that's just sound effect that we play.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Your boyfriend, Kevin set you up. You said you're filling
in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so
I thought it'd be funny to train you while she
was giving birth. Thought it was funny. It's a little distracting, though, Honey,
Can you just shut it for just a second. I
want to talk about the Davenport Files.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Why the week up every morning was fun? Tabs weekday
mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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