May 9, 2024 • 5 mins
In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y away. Today we call a
father who recently signed up to be a volunteer coach
for his nine year old daughter's soccer team. And apparently
the league has been having trouble finding local sponsors to
have fun the jerseys and the equipment and stuff. But
we're gonna tell the coach good news. That's not the
case anymore. A big time corporation is stepped in along
(00:36):
with a possible TV deal. It's an offer he cannot refuse.
At least that's what I tell him in your phone
tab right now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hi, is this Ben Nelton? Yes, this is then Hey Ben.
I'm the program director of the Tills Youth Soccer League.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah? Good? Yeah, My name is Stu Pidface. Okay, so
you're one of the fathers who signed up to be
a volunteer coach this year.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, yes, my daughter Olivia.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
This is our first year got into the sport, but
my older son played in when he started off a
couple of years back.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I volunteered midlife crisis, I get it. Yeah, you know,
maybe just giving back a little bit. Well, whatever gets
you through the tears, I understand. So you probably saw
the email that went out about a week ago about
how our leagues looking for sponsors from local businesses to
help with the uniforms and the equipment.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The fundraising email. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'm calling all the coaches to let them know we
were unsuccessful at finding any local sponsors.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh that's too bad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I know we were disappointed, but it actually gave
us the opportunity to work with the cable network Tea LC. What. Yeah,
somebody had a contact over there, So they're paying for everything.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Are you curious?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Really? Really, it's actually pretty exciting. And they're gonna film
the season for a new show called The Real Life
Kid Karens of Youth Soccer.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, they want to film a show called The Real
Life Kid Karens of Youth Soccer and they're gonna feature
you as one of the teams.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hey, you gotta be choking right, No.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm serious. So you know, along with you teaching the
girls how to play soccer normally, you're also going to
be instructing them on how to complain to the parent
refs too. Oh no, well that's where the kid Karen
Park comes in.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You really don't think this is a good idea, right.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is our only option. It's it's our best option.
They're gonna pay for the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, So I mean I get that they're gonna pay
for it, but.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, so look, the girls are just gonna have
to ham it up just a little bit, act.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
A little entitled wait wait wait, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I encourage them to say things like, oh, you're going
easy on that other team because they're poor. Wait what,
I live in a better part of town, in nicer houses,
so we deserve better calls it. That's terrible, just you know,
lines like that. If you could just feed those to
the ki.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No no, no, no, but saying that, I.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, they will, but you could also have them fake
an injury. Oh come down on the field. And no
professional soccer players do that all the time. No, absolutely, no,
we just need to spice it up, you know, when
they stand back up. Have them give the middle finger
to the crowd. Oh my god, you know, tiny middle finger.
It'll be cute.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It would not be cute. These are little girls. You
can't be teaching in this kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Remember, they're not just little girls playing soccer. They're real
life kid karens.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, but they're not little kid Karens.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right, These are good little kids. They just want
to learn to play soccer.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay. I mean, if you're not willing to do the
drama on the field, then I guess we'll have to
do some off.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, the cameras are going to be rolling, so maybe
have a flirtation between you and one of the other moms. Me.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, are you kidding? I'm married.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's even better. I love a mid season affair. Or
the producers of the show will love that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Do you have any idea how ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You sound right now? No?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Really, they're paying for the uniforms, right, and in return
you want me to have an affair. You want little
girls throwing up the middle finger at rest in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And look, if I'm being honest the way you just
said it, I would totally watch that show.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's disgusting. That's why that really is discussing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right, that's why it's so great.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'll pay for the jerseys, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You'll pay for it, you'll do that.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, I'll pay for the jerseys as long as I
know as a coach the real life Kid Tarns of
Youth Soccer.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what your wife, Leanne said, you'd cave What
are you even talking about? Leanne said that you would
totally give in. And that's the whole reason that we
did this prank phone call on you. Because my real
name is jeff I'm a radio host Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh my, my wife puts you up to there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She did. She wanted us to phone tap you dude.
Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, I'm feeling a little stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You have to admit that's a great show, The Kid
Karen's of Youth Sports.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't want to say it's good, but if it
didn't involve me and my daughter yet, I would probably watch.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right, we'll sign you up for season two then
when it airs.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh my, okay, wake up.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y away. Today we call a
father who recently signed up to be a volunteer coach
for his nine year old daughter's soccer team. And apparently
the league has been having trouble finding local sponsors to
have fun the jerseys and the equipment and stuff. But
we're gonna tell the coach good news. That's not the
case anymore. A big time corporation is stepped in along
(00:36):
with a possible TV deal. It's an offer he cannot refuse.
At least that's what I tell him in your phone
tab right now.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hi, is this Ben Nelton? Yes, this is then Hey Ben.
I'm the program director of the Tills Youth Soccer League.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh, hey, how are you?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah? Good? Yeah, My name is Stu Pidface. Okay, so
you're one of the fathers who signed up to be
a volunteer coach this year.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, yes, my daughter Olivia.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
This is our first year got into the sport, but
my older son played in when he started off a
couple of years back.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I volunteered midlife crisis, I get it. Yeah, you know,
maybe just giving back a little bit. Well, whatever gets
you through the tears, I understand. So you probably saw
the email that went out about a week ago about
how our leagues looking for sponsors from local businesses to
help with the uniforms and the equipment.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The fundraising email. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'm calling all the coaches to let them know we
were unsuccessful at finding any local sponsors.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh that's too bad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I know we were disappointed, but it actually gave
us the opportunity to work with the cable network Tea LC. What. Yeah,
somebody had a contact over there, So they're paying for everything.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Are you curious?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Really? Really, it's actually pretty exciting. And they're gonna film
the season for a new show called The Real Life
Kid Karens of Youth Soccer.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, they want to film a show called The Real
Life Kid Karens of Youth Soccer and they're gonna feature
you as one of the teams.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Hey, you gotta be choking right, No.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm serious. So you know, along with you teaching the
girls how to play soccer normally, you're also going to
be instructing them on how to complain to the parent
refs too. Oh no, well that's where the kid Karen
Park comes in.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You really don't think this is a good idea, right.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is our only option. It's it's our best option.
They're gonna pay for the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, So I mean I get that they're gonna pay
for it, but.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, so look, the girls are just gonna have
to ham it up just a little bit, act.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
A little entitled wait wait wait, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I encourage them to say things like, oh, you're going
easy on that other team because they're poor. Wait what,
I live in a better part of town, in nicer houses,
so we deserve better calls it. That's terrible, just you know,
lines like that. If you could just feed those to
the ki.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No no, no, no, but saying that, I.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, they will, but you could also have them fake
an injury. Oh come down on the field. And no
professional soccer players do that all the time. No, absolutely, no,
we just need to spice it up, you know, when
they stand back up. Have them give the middle finger
to the crowd. Oh my god, you know, tiny middle finger.
It'll be cute.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It would not be cute. These are little girls. You
can't be teaching in this kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Remember, they're not just little girls playing soccer. They're real
life kid karens.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, but they're not little kid Karens.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right, These are good little kids. They just want
to learn to play soccer.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay. I mean, if you're not willing to do the
drama on the field, then I guess we'll have to
do some off.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, the cameras are going to be rolling, so maybe
have a flirtation between you and one of the other moms. Me.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, are you kidding? I'm married.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's even better. I love a mid season affair. Or
the producers of the show will love that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Do you have any idea how ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You sound right now? No?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Really, they're paying for the uniforms, right, and in return
you want me to have an affair. You want little
girls throwing up the middle finger at rest in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And look, if I'm being honest the way you just
said it, I would totally watch that show.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's disgusting. That's why that really is discussing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Right, that's why it's so great.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'll pay for the jerseys, Okay, I will.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You'll pay for it, you'll do that.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, I'll pay for the jerseys as long as I
know as a coach the real life Kid Tarns of
Youth Soccer.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know what your wife, Leanne said, you'd cave What
are you even talking about? Leanne said that you would
totally give in. And that's the whole reason that we
did this prank phone call on you. Because my real
name is jeff I'm a radio host Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh my, my wife puts you up to there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She did. She wanted us to phone tap you dude.
Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, I'm feeling a little stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You have to admit that's a great show, The Kid
Karen's of Youth Sports.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't want to say it's good, but if it
didn't involve me and my daughter yet, I would probably watch.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right, we'll sign you up for season two then
when it airs.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh my, okay, wake up.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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