May 3, 2024 • 5 mins
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We got an email from a listener who says one
of her good guy friends has been struggling big time
in the dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates,
but nothing is working. So she convinced him to apply
to a personalized matchmaking service. She just sent in his application.
It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it,
(00:37):
especially once he meets his matchmaking sense that would be Brook.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Let go.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
She gets right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Down to business in your phone tab right now.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Another Hello, Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is this Brent du.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah it is. Who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmakers USA. We received
your online application to join our program. Oh Hi, Hi,
So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well, I've been single for a while and I've tried
some of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, So I
talked to my friend and they recommended your service, and
I thought maybe you could help me.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right
there and say, I do see what you're doing, and
I'm taken.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm not sure I understand you.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I do.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but
what much more than that? Aren't you?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
My profiles like I was a dead I worked very
hard on that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Actually, Look, you're not the first man or woman for
that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to
run game on me.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Are you single? No, I've already told you. But if
you're doing this job a long time so I know
when I'm about to be propositioned and I will say
I'm flattered, there must be.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am. I don't think that's what's.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Going on here.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I understood completely. You were curious to know what I
looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna
know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship
with myself. I realized the best person for me was me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You're single or you're not single?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally.
It's all about me.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That sound very exciting.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You are right, it's called soloonogamy.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I've never heard of solnogamy.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well enough about me, though, right, let's get back to you.
So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we
did find a match.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh yeah, oh really?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She checked all your boxes and I think you are
going to be so pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen
so quickly. Can you tell me anything about her?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That is shocking? At don't you work at the matchmaking agency?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.
What am I gonna do? Be left out of the fun.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He just told me that you're solo anogamous and that
you're in a relationship with yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell
myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I am so confused.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?
What should I wear? Or what shouldn't I wear?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So I signed up for a matchmaking service, and then
you told me that I was hitting on you. But
then you said that you're dating yourself. And then you
said that we matched and that you're cheating on yourself,
and we're going to go out on Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Don't use that word. It's so naughty. I don't want
myself to know. Remember, Yeah, so where are you taking me?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I guess we could go for tacos and margaritas.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I can't let this go on any longer. I have
to tell you it's a break phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What what? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
This is actually broke for the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that
set you up for this, and.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That was so weird and uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You heard that it should have been should have been fear.
The week up every morning was
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Fu tap weekday mornings on the twenty Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning
One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We got an email from a listener who says one
of her good guy friends has been struggling big time
in the dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates,
but nothing is working. So she convinced him to apply
to a personalized matchmaking service. She just sent in his application.
It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it,
(00:37):
especially once he meets his matchmaking sense that would be Brook.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Let go.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
She gets right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Down to business in your phone tab right now.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Another Hello, Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Is this Brent du.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah it is. Who's this?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmakers USA. We received
your online application to join our program. Oh Hi, Hi,
So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well, I've been single for a while and I've tried
some of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, So I
talked to my friend and they recommended your service, and
I thought maybe you could help me.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right
there and say, I do see what you're doing, and
I'm taken.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm not sure I understand you.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I do.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but
what much more than that? Aren't you?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
My profiles like I was a dead I worked very
hard on that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Actually, Look, you're not the first man or woman for
that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to
run game on me.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Are you single? No, I've already told you. But if
you're doing this job a long time so I know
when I'm about to be propositioned and I will say
I'm flattered, there must be.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am. I don't think that's what's.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Going on here.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I understood completely. You were curious to know what I
looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna
know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship
with myself. I realized the best person for me was me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You're single or you're not single?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally.
It's all about me.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That sound very exciting.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You are right, it's called soloonogamy.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I've never heard of solnogamy.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well enough about me, though, right, let's get back to you.
So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we
did find a match.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh yeah, oh really?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She checked all your boxes and I think you are
going to be so pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen
so quickly. Can you tell me anything about her?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That is shocking? At don't you work at the matchmaking agency?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.
What am I gonna do? Be left out of the fun.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He just told me that you're solo anogamous and that
you're in a relationship with yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell
myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I am so confused.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?
What should I wear? Or what shouldn't I wear?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
So I signed up for a matchmaking service, and then
you told me that I was hitting on you. But
then you said that you're dating yourself. And then you
said that we matched and that you're cheating on yourself,
and we're going to go out on Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Don't use that word. It's so naughty. I don't want
myself to know. Remember, Yeah, so where are you taking me?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I guess we could go for tacos and margaritas.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I can't let this go on any longer. I have
to tell you it's a break phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What what? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
This is actually broke for the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that
set you up for this, and.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That was so weird and uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You heard that it should have been should have been fear.
The week up every morning was
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Fu tap weekday mornings on the twenty Brooke and Jeffrey
in the Morning
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