April 29, 2024 • 6 mins
We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away. We did story the
other day, but how it seems like now everybody's got
a side hustle going on. Yeah, yeah, I work as
a pilot for United, but my side hustle is writing
fortune cookies only for the airport Panda expresses so specific.
I'm kind of convenient. Flight is four minutes early.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Fight your niche man.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I mean, you never know who's got a side business
that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've
got the proof because today we call a guy whose
boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the
new headman with a little bit of a side hustle too.
We're gonna hear your phone tap right now. It's another.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
This is Garrett Thomas. Is Garret'm sorry, this is Garrett Thomas.
I'm you know, I guess I'm your new boss.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh hey Garrett, nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hey, Yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious
what happened to the other guy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Man, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm
just coming from another branch.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We got the email he's not working here anymore, and
that's all we know.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know what, they said the same thing about a
guy over at my branch not too long ago. It
turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store.
Oh yeah, real freak.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh wow, man, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm being serious.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was. It was not pretty, oh man, in a store. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, So I know this is an unusual situation. Me
just kind of coming in here and you and I
have never met before. But corporate wants me to do
your performance evaluation.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Right now, really right now.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Apparently it's three weeks late.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I just have to ask you a couple of questions
about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,
So on a scale of one to five, how productive
were you.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'll tell you what I think I led the division
as a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,
I'll say five man.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Write and five down perfect? You know, by the way, Uh,
just curious, would you be interested in some Devil's claw diathemine.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Some double squad who what you know the.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Devil's claw route from the grapple plant.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I have no idea, man, I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, see, I got this side hustle where I'm selling
this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great treatment for bladder disease.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't think I would need anything like that, but
thanks to the offer.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, I mean it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, so.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't think I have to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, you can give it away as like a gift
for like Smith's white Elephant stuff for Keen Sania. People
really love getting it. So can I put you down
for a box fifty bucks?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Man, no, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Uh sorry about that, nor, I guess let's get back
to your review.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Then, yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So Okay, I know you said five for productivity, but
I'm gonna go ahead and knock that down to three
and saying needs improvement.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We whoa, we just agreed on five man.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Look, we can always get better, right, always room for improvement.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I led the branch in productivity.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I would say, I don't know that. You know, that's
just something that you said, and I haven't seen the
reports or anything. I can't just take it your word
for that.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Here.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Does this have anything to do with me not buying
this vitamin thing that.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're whoa, hey, no, that's totally separate.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You said five, and then after you know, I kind
of declined your offer, it went to three.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Who.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
If I'm being honest, you do sound a little bit indecisive.
But maybe you could turn it around if you had
a little dung QUI what. It's a plant root. Mostly
they find it over in Japan, but it's been shown
to boost estrogen levels by over five hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Right last time I checked, I don't need to boost
my estrogen level.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.
Is your blood sleepy?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't even know what tired blood is? Man.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna just put you down for two boxes.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Then, yeah, how about not?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That'll be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's what everybody says I'm not interested until they have
a mouthful of dung qui.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dung quhi.
Can we just finish this review.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't normally do this, but I can get some
from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's not a price, man.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know I want to like Venmo me seventy.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Either get back to the review or all this.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's what you want to do, And okay, we're just
gonna I'm gonna fill out the rest of your review
myself here. I don't really need your input at this point.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You're gonna fill it my review on your own. No
input for me.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, I was taking your input, but then you got
kind of aggressive with me. I noted that down in
your performance review.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Here, dude, you've been trying to sell me something during
my job performance review.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Right there, you just raised your voice at me for
no reason.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
This is really not professional, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, exactly, that's what your friend Kurt said.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah? I had to review his idea to do this
prank call on you. Wait because this is actually Jeff.
I'm a radio host on a show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. A phone tap on you, dude, dude,
No really, seriously, your friend Kurtz that you love.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I got everybody, I got everybody here a cubicle city
looking at.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Me right, yeah, because they all heard about the deal
given on dun Qui. They want it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're killing me, man, No, your lack.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Of estrogen levels is what's killing you. So can I
put you down for three boxes premium dun Quiet
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Weekend every morning with foot tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y Away. We did story the
other day, but how it seems like now everybody's got
a side hustle going on. Yeah, yeah, I work as
a pilot for United, but my side hustle is writing
fortune cookies only for the airport Panda expresses so specific.
I'm kind of convenient. Flight is four minutes early.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Fight your niche man.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I mean, you never know who's got a side business
that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've
got the proof because today we call a guy whose
boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the
new headman with a little bit of a side hustle too.
We're gonna hear your phone tap right now. It's another.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
This is Garrett Thomas. Is Garret'm sorry, this is Garrett Thomas.
I'm you know, I guess I'm your new boss.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh hey Garrett, nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hey, Yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious
what happened to the other guy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Man, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm
just coming from another branch.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We got the email he's not working here anymore, and
that's all we know.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know what, they said the same thing about a
guy over at my branch not too long ago. It
turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store.
Oh yeah, real freak.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh wow, man, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm being serious.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was. It was not pretty, oh man, in a store. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, So I know this is an unusual situation. Me
just kind of coming in here and you and I
have never met before. But corporate wants me to do
your performance evaluation.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Right now, really right now.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Apparently it's three weeks late.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I just have to ask you a couple of questions
about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,
So on a scale of one to five, how productive
were you.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'll tell you what I think I led the division
as a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,
I'll say five man.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Write and five down perfect? You know, by the way, Uh,
just curious, would you be interested in some Devil's claw diathemine.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Some double squad who what you know the.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Devil's claw route from the grapple plant.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I have no idea, man, I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, see, I got this side hustle where I'm selling
this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great treatment for bladder disease.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't think I would need anything like that, but
thanks to the offer.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, I mean it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, so.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't think I have to worry about that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, you can give it away as like a gift
for like Smith's white Elephant stuff for Keen Sania. People
really love getting it. So can I put you down
for a box fifty bucks?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Man, no, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Uh sorry about that, nor, I guess let's get back
to your review.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Then, yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So Okay, I know you said five for productivity, but
I'm gonna go ahead and knock that down to three
and saying needs improvement.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We whoa, we just agreed on five man.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Look, we can always get better, right, always room for improvement.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I led the branch in productivity.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I would say, I don't know that. You know, that's
just something that you said, and I haven't seen the
reports or anything. I can't just take it your word
for that.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Here.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Does this have anything to do with me not buying
this vitamin thing that.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're whoa, hey, no, that's totally separate.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You said five, and then after you know, I kind
of declined your offer, it went to three.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Who.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
If I'm being honest, you do sound a little bit indecisive.
But maybe you could turn it around if you had
a little dung QUI what. It's a plant root. Mostly
they find it over in Japan, but it's been shown
to boost estrogen levels by over five hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Right last time I checked, I don't need to boost
my estrogen level.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.
Is your blood sleepy?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't even know what tired blood is? Man.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna just put you down for two boxes.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Then, yeah, how about not?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That'll be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's what everybody says I'm not interested until they have
a mouthful of dung qui.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dung quhi.
Can we just finish this review.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't normally do this, but I can get some
from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's not a price, man.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know I want to like Venmo me seventy.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Either get back to the review or all this.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's what you want to do, And okay, we're just
gonna I'm gonna fill out the rest of your review
myself here. I don't really need your input at this point.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You're gonna fill it my review on your own. No
input for me.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, I was taking your input, but then you got
kind of aggressive with me. I noted that down in
your performance review.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Here, dude, you've been trying to sell me something during
my job performance review.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Right there, you just raised your voice at me for
no reason.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
This is really not professional, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, exactly, that's what your friend Kurt said.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah? I had to review his idea to do this
prank call on you. Wait because this is actually Jeff.
I'm a radio host on a show called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. A phone tap on you, dude, dude,
No really, seriously, your friend Kurtz that you love.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I got everybody, I got everybody here a cubicle city
looking at.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Me right, yeah, because they all heard about the deal
given on dun Qui. They want it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're killing me, man, No, your lack.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Of estrogen levels is what's killing you. So can I
put you down for three boxes premium dun Quiet
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Weekend every morning with foot tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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