May 1, 2024 • 6 mins
One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hundred do you y away Today?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We call a guy who's hosting a couple's dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Party over at his house. That's fine, so it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Be him and his girlfriend. Yeah, they've invited her best friend,
Hannah with her new love interest. So this is an
important one because he's never met the new guy before.
All he knows is the best friend's been dating an
older man, and he's about to find out older means
way way old as an octogenarian Alan Winters.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Keep in mind this woman is in her late twenties,
so it's definitely an awkward pairing. In your phone.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
On the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hello, Yes, Hello is this Nick?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm Hannah's fiance, Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I'm Alan.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Nice to meet, Uh, Hannah's fiance, Hannah's friend with my
girlfriend Aubrey.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Is that the right one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's me.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Okay, I'm assuming you're saluting me because I served in
the war.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh, got your hand up there?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah? How long ago was that?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Let me count one.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Don't don't, don't.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Be more about it, don't worry about it. We're really
scad to have you guys for dinner. But uh, are
you sleeping right now?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
There? Are you? Hello? Hello? Allan?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Who's there? Are there on the roof?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
No, Darren Burglars trying to take my memorabilia?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You just you just called me you?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh I am sorry, this is Nick again. Yes, yeah,
we're we're coming over for dinner tomorrow your place.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little taken aback Nna
Hannah told me she be dating an older guy.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I just didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You didn't realize what.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Are are you? An elderly person?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
That's extremely offensive. I may be a little older than you,
but it doesn't mean that I can't hold my own.
The galluppals are yapping it up. I think you and
me should toss back a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of bruis.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Out. Maybe we can do that.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I want the real stuff too, None of that Michelo
bultriucking bullshit. Oh, I'll bring over some COLDE forty five's.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
You and me don't even worry about it. We have
enough drinks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
They gotta be careful because my doctor says I can't
mix it with my cialis. Uh what Yeah, Hannah and
I we're trying to have a baby.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh you can make a little allan junior.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You're trying to have a baby. Wow, that's news to us.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Okay, okay, don't go telling your girlfriend or nothing. Now
it's supposed to be surprised. Oh, the problem is we
we just never know when the darn pill's gonna kick in.
So you know, it could be tonight, or it could
happen tomorrow over at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh no, no, definitely not at my house.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's not under my control really, So you and I
should probably have some sort of secret.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Code word code word.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Let's say we're at the dinner table and suddenly old
Glory pops up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh god, the raging salmon swimming up streaming.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Maybe just a little too much information.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm just letting you know. Do you have a preferred
room in your house.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That we could know? No, let's just keep it respectful
and cordial.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Okay, Oh, you mean like missionary. No, Old Allan, don't
rule that way.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Gotta shake it up.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
That's not what I'm saying. You guys can't do it
at my house. I don't care if the pills kicking
or not.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, we don't know how long the old Space Shuttle's
gonna stay ready for launch, So okay, you gotta take advantage.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is getting out of control.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, fine, you can watch if that's what you're getting at. No,
I'll show you how it's done up in the majors.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
You're gonna be glad you did, because I'll even pull
out my move, the angry tear decked.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I perfected it in the late sixties, back when love
was free, restrictions on everything.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I gotta talk to my girlfriend about this. Okay, Hey, what.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Are you trying to block me from getting my whopper
bacon rappers?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, okay, I need to talk to her. Okay, this
is this is a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Look I already talked to your girlfriend, Aubrey, and she
gave me the thumbs up and said we could use
your room.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Didn't you didn't talk to her?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I sure did. It's where little Allan Junior is gonna.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Make his debut after I tell you this is a
prank phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What we got you this?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, you're on the radio right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Now with a show called Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
My name is jeff This is a phone tap, dude,
offer set you up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Ob told us that you guys were hosting a dinner
with Hannah and you hadn't met her boyfriend Alan yet,
so we thought we could make it super weird for you.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mission accomplished, guys, Alan is super weird.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's not mission accomplished. They haven't even launched you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh my god, there you go again.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wake up every morning with Pho Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hundred do you y away Today?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We call a guy who's hosting a couple's dinner.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Party over at his house. That's fine, so it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Be him and his girlfriend. Yeah, they've invited her best friend,
Hannah with her new love interest. So this is an
important one because he's never met the new guy before.
All he knows is the best friend's been dating an
older man, and he's about to find out older means
way way old as an octogenarian Alan Winters.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Keep in mind this woman is in her late twenties,
so it's definitely an awkward pairing. In your phone.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
On the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hello, Yes, Hello is this Nick?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm Hannah's fiance, Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I'm Alan.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Nice to meet, Uh, Hannah's fiance, Hannah's friend with my
girlfriend Aubrey.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Is that the right one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's me.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Okay, I'm assuming you're saluting me because I served in
the war.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh, got your hand up there?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah? How long ago was that?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Let me count one.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Don't don't, don't.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Be more about it, don't worry about it. We're really
scad to have you guys for dinner. But uh, are
you sleeping right now?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
There? Are you? Hello? Hello? Allan?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Who's there? Are there on the roof?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
No, Darren Burglars trying to take my memorabilia?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You just you just called me you?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh I am sorry, this is Nick again. Yes, yeah,
we're we're coming over for dinner tomorrow your place.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little taken aback Nna
Hannah told me she be dating an older guy.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I just didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You didn't realize what.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Are are you? An elderly person?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
That's extremely offensive. I may be a little older than you,
but it doesn't mean that I can't hold my own.
The galluppals are yapping it up. I think you and
me should toss back a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of bruis.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Out. Maybe we can do that.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I want the real stuff too, None of that Michelo
bultriucking bullshit. Oh, I'll bring over some COLDE forty five's.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
You and me don't even worry about it. We have
enough drinks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
They gotta be careful because my doctor says I can't
mix it with my cialis. Uh what Yeah, Hannah and
I we're trying to have a baby.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh you can make a little allan junior.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You're trying to have a baby. Wow, that's news to us.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Okay, okay, don't go telling your girlfriend or nothing. Now
it's supposed to be surprised. Oh, the problem is we
we just never know when the darn pill's gonna kick in.
So you know, it could be tonight, or it could
happen tomorrow over at your house.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh no, no, definitely not at my house.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It's not under my control really, So you and I
should probably have some sort of secret.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Code word code word.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Let's say we're at the dinner table and suddenly old
Glory pops up.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh god, the raging salmon swimming up streaming.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Maybe just a little too much information.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm just letting you know. Do you have a preferred
room in your house.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That we could know? No, let's just keep it respectful
and cordial.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Okay, Oh, you mean like missionary. No, Old Allan, don't
rule that way.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Gotta shake it up.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
That's not what I'm saying. You guys can't do it
at my house. I don't care if the pills kicking
or not.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, we don't know how long the old Space Shuttle's
gonna stay ready for launch, So okay, you gotta take advantage.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is getting out of control.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, fine, you can watch if that's what you're getting at. No,
I'll show you how it's done up in the majors.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
You're gonna be glad you did, because I'll even pull
out my move, the angry tear decked.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I perfected it in the late sixties, back when love
was free, restrictions on everything.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I gotta talk to my girlfriend about this. Okay, Hey, what.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Are you trying to block me from getting my whopper
bacon rappers?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, okay, I need to talk to her. Okay, this
is this is a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Look I already talked to your girlfriend, Aubrey, and she
gave me the thumbs up and said we could use
your room.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Didn't you didn't talk to her?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I sure did. It's where little Allan Junior is gonna.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Make his debut after I tell you this is a
prank phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
What we got you this?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, you're on the radio right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Now with a show called Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
My name is jeff This is a phone tap, dude,
offer set you up.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Ob told us that you guys were hosting a dinner
with Hannah and you hadn't met her boyfriend Alan yet,
so we thought we could make it super weird for you.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mission accomplished, guys, Alan is super weird.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's not mission accomplished. They haven't even launched you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh my god, there you go again.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wake up every morning with Pho Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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