May 14, 2024 • 5 mins
In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One eight hundred do u I away now offering free
remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
away dot Com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Self help self care has become a big buzzword in
the last few years. Oh sure, which it's great, And
there's a lot of online classes you can sign up
for that kind of falls in that vein well. One
of our listeners said that she just signed her boyfriend
up for one called Manifesting Abundance, because who doesn't want more, more, this, more, that, more, everything.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think you want? Manifest no supersize it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So, even though this is a real class that he's
going to be taking, we thought it'd be fun to
pair him up with a not so real manifestation expert
who doesn't actually know what she's talking about, and that
would be Brook. In your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hell, Hi is this Keith? Yeah, who's this? My name
is Fawn. Fawn told him, it looks like you've recently
signed up for my online class Manifesting Success. Yeah, my
girlfriend signed me up for it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So excited.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, your girlfriend did well? Remind me after this called
the email her a ten percent coupon okay from my
new e book, Bye bye boyfriend, how to trade up
without breaking a sweat or a nail. Anyway, I'm calling
because I'm excited to have you in my class.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm sorry, are we talking about the Manifesting class?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah? How to get rid of your boyfriend? Gosh, Keith,
you are so on it and I am so glad
you're here because numbers have been low lately and I
don't know, maybe it's the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What do you mean pandemic? I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know, the pandemic. It's been going on for years,
still affecting class sizes, even online. That's what I tell myself. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I'm sure that's not what's happening at the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Do you know what the exciting news is about? That
is that you'll be my only student.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sorry you're saying I'm going to be the only
person in class.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Uh huh, that's right, me and you? You and me? Manoymno, Wow,
do you feel the energy flowing between us.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, I feel some type of way.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I can definitely tell you that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So do I do you know what? Before our session tomorrow,
I just need to know what tiny bit about you? Okay,
so we're going to do some share time that is trademarked.
Oh what do you need to know? For example? I
was living with my mom until about a week ago
(02:59):
when she kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, so I'm being vulnerable telling you that now you
need to be vulnerable with me.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wait were you really living with a mom? Or you
just give me an example?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh no, that really happened. Oh my god. My mother
said something like nobody's signing up for your dumb online
glasses and told me to go apply to the post office.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This class is about manifesting, right, I mean are you?
Are you doing this in your own personal life?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That is a great point. I did manifest my way
out of that house, didn't I? Yeah, I don't think
it works like that. Oh oh, you don't know how
it works. I'm the expert on this. I'm just grateful
that your a girlfriend paid for an eight week course.
Eight week did you just say? Eight week dive deep
(03:54):
on manifesting? That's right? Two months with me and you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think I think I need to talk to her
about this.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Do you know what I think would be helpful actually
is if we do a few in person meetups.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, no, no, no, don't, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't think so, lady, I will say, my car
just got repotd. So why I am trying to figure
out where would be the best spot?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
How does any of this align with what you're trying
to teach?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I do need to know would you be comfortable meeting
on a bus because I could manifest that to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Not meeting with you up on a bus?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
This is this is crazy? Are you saying that because
you've seen my Facebook page?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Most of what people are writing there isn't true.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look, ladies, it doesn't seem like you're in a place
emotionally or physically where you can teach me. What are
you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's not what your girlfriend Sandra said when she set
you up for all of this.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, the class you already told me. I told you
when you call No.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, not the class, the prank phone call we're doing
on you? What? Yeah, this is actually Broke from the
radio show Broke Jeffrey in the morning. It's wait, wait, no, no, no,
are you serious? Andrews? Had you even skeptical about this?
The online class that she set you up for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I was like, what did my grandfers signed me up for?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was going to see if route Sea would be
good for you on the bus line.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, meeting my man'sest teacher of the bus that would
have been something.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, that's right, me and you sitting right behind the driver.
I mean, sounds like a good couple hours to meet.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Were you gonna pay for my ticket?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Wake up? Every morning was fun tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
One eight hundred do u I away now offering free
remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
away dot Com or call.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Eight hundred do you y away.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Self help self care has become a big buzzword in
the last few years. Oh sure, which it's great, And
there's a lot of online classes you can sign up
for that kind of falls in that vein well. One
of our listeners said that she just signed her boyfriend
up for one called Manifesting Abundance, because who doesn't want more, more, this, more, that, more, everything.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think you want? Manifest no supersize it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
So, even though this is a real class that he's
going to be taking, we thought it'd be fun to
pair him up with a not so real manifestation expert
who doesn't actually know what she's talking about, and that
would be Brook. In your phone tap right now another.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hell, Hi is this Keith? Yeah, who's this? My name
is Fawn. Fawn told him, it looks like you've recently
signed up for my online class Manifesting Success. Yeah, my
girlfriend signed me up for it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So excited.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh, your girlfriend did well? Remind me after this called
the email her a ten percent coupon okay from my
new e book, Bye bye boyfriend, how to trade up
without breaking a sweat or a nail. Anyway, I'm calling
because I'm excited to have you in my class.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm sorry, are we talking about the Manifesting class?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah? How to get rid of your boyfriend? Gosh, Keith,
you are so on it and I am so glad
you're here because numbers have been low lately and I
don't know, maybe it's the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What do you mean pandemic? I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know, the pandemic. It's been going on for years,
still affecting class sizes, even online. That's what I tell myself. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I'm sure that's not what's happening at the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Do you know what the exciting news is about? That
is that you'll be my only student.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sorry you're saying I'm going to be the only
person in class.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Uh huh, that's right, me and you? You and me? Manoymno, Wow,
do you feel the energy flowing between us.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, I feel some type of way.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I can definitely tell you that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So do I do you know what? Before our session tomorrow,
I just need to know what tiny bit about you? Okay,
so we're going to do some share time that is trademarked.
Oh what do you need to know? For example? I
was living with my mom until about a week ago
(02:59):
when she kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, so I'm being vulnerable telling you that now you
need to be vulnerable with me.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wait were you really living with a mom? Or you
just give me an example?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh no, that really happened. Oh my god. My mother
said something like nobody's signing up for your dumb online
glasses and told me to go apply to the post office.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This class is about manifesting, right, I mean are you?
Are you doing this in your own personal life?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That is a great point. I did manifest my way
out of that house, didn't I? Yeah, I don't think
it works like that. Oh oh, you don't know how
it works. I'm the expert on this. I'm just grateful
that your a girlfriend paid for an eight week course.
Eight week did you just say? Eight week dive deep
(03:54):
on manifesting? That's right? Two months with me and you.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think I think I need to talk to her
about this.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Do you know what I think would be helpful actually
is if we do a few in person meetups.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, no, no, no, don't, I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't think so, lady, I will say, my car
just got repotd. So why I am trying to figure
out where would be the best spot?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
How does any of this align with what you're trying
to teach?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I do need to know would you be comfortable meeting
on a bus because I could manifest that to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Not meeting with you up on a bus?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
This is this is crazy? Are you saying that because
you've seen my Facebook page?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Most of what people are writing there isn't true.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Look, ladies, it doesn't seem like you're in a place
emotionally or physically where you can teach me. What are
you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's not what your girlfriend Sandra said when she set
you up for all of this.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, the class you already told me. I told you
when you call No.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, not the class, the prank phone call we're doing
on you? What? Yeah, this is actually Broke from the
radio show Broke Jeffrey in the morning. It's wait, wait, no, no, no,
are you serious? Andrews? Had you even skeptical about this?
The online class that she set you up for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I was like, what did my grandfers signed me up for?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was going to see if route Sea would be
good for you on the bus line.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, meeting my man'sest teacher of the bus that would
have been something.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, that's right, me and you sitting right behind the driver.
I mean, sounds like a good couple hours to meet.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Were you gonna pay for my ticket?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Wake up? Every morning was fun tap weekday mornings on
the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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