May 2, 2024 • 6 mins
Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Today?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We call a woman who admits she has a short fuse,
and she told her husband on multiple occasions that she
hates dealing with stupid people.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh god, so yeah, is listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Well, when she recently found out a business had lost
her package, she was immediately upset about it, and of
course the best person to help her is the opposite
of a stupid person. Yeah, it's stoner Max, and he's
not dumb, he's just medicinally enhanced. So this should definitely
go well in your phone. Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Twenty Hello, Hello, who's this?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Who is this?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, my name is Max. I'm calling you because you
were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah that was me? Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How am I going to tell you about it? I
did not send the package. I already spoke to your
supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But he put me in charge of finding it because
I'm I came in hungover.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What I came in late today?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey, can you describe it for me?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
No, the package, I have no idea what it looks like. Okay,
all I know is I receive an email there's a
package there. I get in my car, I get there
and wow, no package?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh? That? That's just wrong, bro.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, it is wrong. You guys lost it or something.
The name should say.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Page A page with three gs, no one G, p
AI g E.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's very easy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, page god, Oh my god. You know what? Packages
are actually interesting because there's like so many of them.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What would be interesting is if you found my package.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're right, that would be cool. But think about it
in my perspective. Now about it from this.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Your perspective is that you lost my package.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, But like the world itself is just one giant
cosmic burrito, and packages are what you know?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
The guawk on top? Are you stones right? Where are
you high?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Legally I can't answer that question.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Unbelievable believable.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Have you ever looked at your hand?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, now, flip it over?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I mean, like available, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, I'm saying, really look at it like there's a
bunch of like tiny aliens.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
No, you really need to find my package and stop
looking at your hand. Maybe if you were looking for
my package, we wouldn't be here right now, you're saying
to focus.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Got it? I opened a few packages in the back.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
What do you mean you open them? You're not supposed
to open people's packages.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hey, was yours like a toaster?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
No, and it's none of your business what was in it?
Just look at the freaking name.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Because I've had this idea for a toaster that also
makes grilled cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I do not want to hear your toaster idea revolutionary package.
Revolutionary would be finding my package.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's a revolutionary munchie's innovation.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I literally do not care. I do not want to
even talk to you. Wait, you found it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hold on, I think I got an idea. What if
somebody else found your package?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
What do you mean if someone else founded awesome? You
were in charge? Didn't they say you're in charge?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But let's just say like what if an alien to.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Get Are you stupid?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
One's on your hand?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Honestly, I have had enough of you. You need to
stop talking.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I had enough. I want your supervisor.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Telling you, like if aliens came down.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
No no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, take us to your dealer. Oh enough, Welcome to Earth.
You got any space cookies?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Shut up? Shut up? It's too much.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I don't know what you're the problem is.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I just need my package.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Oh god, are you high right now?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
How do you work here? How do you have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I only have this job because your husband, Nick hooked
me up with it. Wait what well he set you
up for this prank phone call? So it's really like,
thanks Nick?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Oh my god, are you joking right now?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I am. This is actually from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh my god, I'm so mad. I can't even calm down.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh my god, that anger towards Nick, not me.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm so relieved that you do not work there.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I know I probably would be pretty bad at that.
I'm actually really bad at this too, believe it or not.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You know what, I believe you You're pretty good.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm kind of a natural. You don't get it, do you?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No? Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's Friends with a free remote
consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
away dot com or call eight hundred do you y away?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Today?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We call a woman who admits she has a short fuse,
and she told her husband on multiple occasions that she
hates dealing with stupid people.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh god, so yeah, is listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Well, when she recently found out a business had lost
her package, she was immediately upset about it, and of
course the best person to help her is the opposite
of a stupid person. Yeah, it's stoner Max, and he's
not dumb, he's just medicinally enhanced. So this should definitely
go well in your phone. Tap right now another.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Twenty Hello, Hello, who's this?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Who is this?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, my name is Max. I'm calling you because you
were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah that was me? Did you find it?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How am I going to tell you about it? I
did not send the package. I already spoke to your
supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows, right.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But he put me in charge of finding it because
I'm I came in hungover.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What I came in late today?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey, can you describe it for me?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
No, the package, I have no idea what it looks like. Okay,
all I know is I receive an email there's a
package there. I get in my car, I get there
and wow, no package?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh? That? That's just wrong, bro.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, it is wrong. You guys lost it or something.
The name should say.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Page A page with three gs, no one G, p
AI g E.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's very easy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, page god, Oh my god. You know what? Packages
are actually interesting because there's like so many of them.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What would be interesting is if you found my package.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're right, that would be cool. But think about it
in my perspective. Now about it from this.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Your perspective is that you lost my package.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, But like the world itself is just one giant
cosmic burrito, and packages are what you know?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
The guawk on top? Are you stones right? Where are
you high?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Legally I can't answer that question.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Unbelievable believable.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Have you ever looked at your hand?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, now, flip it over?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I mean, like available, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, I'm saying, really look at it like there's a
bunch of like tiny aliens.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
No, you really need to find my package and stop
looking at your hand. Maybe if you were looking for
my package, we wouldn't be here right now, you're saying
to focus.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Got it? I opened a few packages in the back.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
What do you mean you open them? You're not supposed
to open people's packages.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hey, was yours like a toaster?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
No, and it's none of your business what was in it?
Just look at the freaking name.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Because I've had this idea for a toaster that also
makes grilled cheese.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I do not want to hear your toaster idea revolutionary package.
Revolutionary would be finding my package.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's a revolutionary munchie's innovation.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I literally do not care. I do not want to
even talk to you. Wait, you found it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hold on, I think I got an idea. What if
somebody else found your package?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
What do you mean if someone else founded awesome? You
were in charge? Didn't they say you're in charge?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But let's just say like what if an alien to.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Get Are you stupid?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
One's on your hand?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Honestly, I have had enough of you. You need to
stop talking.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I had enough. I want your supervisor.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Telling you, like if aliens came down.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
No no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, take us to your dealer. Oh enough, Welcome to Earth.
You got any space cookies?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Shut up? Shut up? It's too much.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I don't know what you're the problem is.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I just need my package.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Oh god, are you high right now?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
How do you work here? How do you have a job.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I only have this job because your husband, Nick hooked
me up with it. Wait what well he set you
up for this prank phone call? So it's really like,
thanks Nick?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Oh my god, are you joking right now?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I am. This is actually from the radio show Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
on you.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh my god, I'm so mad. I can't even calm down.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh my god, that anger towards Nick, not me.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm so relieved that you do not work there.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, I know I probably would be pretty bad at that.
I'm actually really bad at this too, believe it or not.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You know what, I believe you You're pretty good.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm kind of a natural. You don't get it, do you?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No? Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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