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May 17, 2024 6 mins

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
I feel like a lot of the time on the show,
we're talking about the future.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Like what it's gonna look like, hotels Ai Jose's robot
girlfriend Slash made Zeldemir, I'll meet you.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I'm actually excited for that.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
We all are.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
But there are some certain places and companies that haven't
quite gotten to the future quite yet, and they still
rely on good old fashioned man power.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Today we're calling a woman who just got promoted to
a new role. She used to transcribe medical records, but
now Jose has that position. Yay, he has some questions.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
I don't think this is gonna go well, I don't
think it in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
In your phone, tap right now?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Another Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Hi is this Stacy? Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, it is wow.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Pleasure to talk to you. My name is Norman. I'm
the I'm the guy. They hired for your position because
somebody got a promotion.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, okay, so you're the new transcriber.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
That's me. Yeah. I really hope I can get promoted someday,
just like you.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right right?

Speaker 6 (01:34):
So can I be honest with you about something?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:38):
I didn't really tell the manager Diana. You know Diana.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, Diana is the one who hired you.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
I didn't want to say this to her, but I
feel like I'm a little overqualified for this position.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, I mean that might be a good thing, because
then you can get the work done.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Well, oh, I didn't even think of that in out
plucked me out. Well, don't clock me out. Still charge
me for the aid, pay me for it, right, Norman.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I don't mean to interrupt, but okay, now, okay, is
there anything I can help you with?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Would you mind if we practiced.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
The medical transcription you want to transat?

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah? I have a whole set up here. It would
just make me feel a lot more comfortable.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know how you're that we are going to
practice over the phone, though, you know, like just make.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Up a patients file, a name, age, all that stuff,
and then.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'll put it in.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I will say that I love your enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
This is I love you too.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Correction. I did not say I love you, but I
do love your enthusiasm.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
You didn't say yet, but eventually we will get there.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Let's just try this. We have Patient A, sixty two
year old male.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Okay, all right, Patient A, all right, continue?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
What are you taking on?

Speaker 6 (03:10):
I'm typing on keys with letters on them?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, well it sounds like a typewriter. Uh huh not
a computer? Right, yeah, it is so a typewriter. Yeah,
can you pull out your computer and do this?

Speaker 6 (03:26):
No computer?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Hold on a second.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
I don't want to laugh in your ear. Computer.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You don't need a computer, silly, nor Norman.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Do these things the old fashioned way.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You have to have a computer so you can upload
these files to a database.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I'm so sorry, Stacy, but are you my boss, because
I don't think you are. Okay, you got promoted, but
not that promoted, so you really can't tell me how
to do my job.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So let's get back.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Let's get back to Patient A.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
I have so far, Patient A, Hold on, patience, it's
a long words, longer than you think A I spelled
an eh like Canadian A. I'm kidding and I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't want to tell you how to do your job.
But all of this is already written down. If we
need it in computer form, we need if you.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Need a copy, what are you gonna do? Huh? I
have a hard copy right here, Patient A.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
But there's also a hard copy that you would be
transcribing this from.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Hold on, give me a second here, hold on, what
if you typed.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
So long that you have to reset it? I only
said patient A.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm practicing, so I wrote patient A about six times
in different ways.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Patients Hey, Norman, Well hold on, wait, I can't.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You need to listen to me, Patient A.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't know what you are doing. This is not
how this job works.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You wow, big wow, Stacy, Are you jealous that I'm
better at this job than you were? I haven't even started.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
This doesn't even make sense. You're not even doing the
job yet, You're you're using a typewriter.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Hold on, suffering from suffering from severe jelly.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
No no, no, no no, no, you're not write that.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I mean not you're paying.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I'm not like patient D.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Diana, she's the one who set you up for all this.
What's a break phone call?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
And you're on the radio, Hey congratulations?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
What?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Oh my god. She said you're honestly the best transcriber
they ever had, and she misses you already.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I can't believe it. Oh, that was so stressful.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
You're stressed. It's kind of hard to work with you.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, I'm the difficult one, that's right.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
If I could spell high maintenance, i'd type it right now,
but I don't know. I can't. There's no spell check
on this thing.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
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