The Nikki Glaser Podcast

You know you're in a serious relationship when you're talking finances with your partner right before buying a house. While Nikki’s figuring that out, Brian’s talking about trying to open a safe deposit box at the bank. Sean got into trouble for laminating his social security card when he was 17. Nikki recently watched Mr. McMahon on Netflix and now wonders if people lose their empathy when they get rich. Nikki’s ...

Getting stuck at the airport isn't that bad when you’re running on zero sleep. Nikki's just trying to catch up after a crazy weekend. Sean actually loves the hustle and bustle of airports—kinda gives him that New York vibe. Nikki's low-key worried she’s gonna get hit by a zombie car in her neighborhood if she doesn’t get some sleep soon. But honestly, hearing Adam Sandler roll with Nikki’s joke during ...

Nikki absolutely adores her team, and they’re so grateful for the gift she gave them for their work on the Golden Globes. Looking back on her tour, Nikki honestly never imagined she’d be where she is now. Oh, and there are a couple more restaurant pet peeves from yesterday that still need to be addressed. Sean and Brian weigh in on what they’d do if they accidentally sent a mean text about someone to that person. ...

Nikki has noticed that Sean is calmer on planes. Could it be that the chill pill is working? She had plans to rap on her birthday, but now she’s kinda doubting her progress on "Rap God." Brian had a dream about making some big argument on Fox News about DOGE. Nikki’s super curious about everyone’s food noises and habits. They’re all obsessed with Timothée Chalamet’s SAG speech. Tbh, sometimes co...

Nikki’s putting off washing her hair as a time-management move—it’s just too much with everything going on. Brian swears Nikki’s the fastest person in the bathroom he’s ever met. Nikki’s downtime is when she’s napping and feels invisible to people who don’t get it. Nikki and Brian are both suspicious of Tom Brady’s nap before his first game. Noa’s been thinking a lot about...

Nikki had some of her best crowds over the weekend, and even though she was literally in the middle of nowhere, she still went out and had an awesome time. This morning, though? Not so much—she had to kick off the day with a sizzle reel, and she's definitely feeling it. Brian and Sean are all about supporting her, letting her know she’s already checked something off her "funeral prep" list. Nikki and her openers had an ...

Nikki and Noa are back at it with the meditation, and Brian is inching his way there. He’s still skeptical, but of course, Nikki’s got a book that might change his mind. Brian’s trying to fix his clenched jaw, and Nikki’s convinced DMT’s the answer. Oh, and if you ever see a woman trying to wrangle three tiny dogs into an elevator, please don’t start yelling at them in a high-pitched voice. Maybe...

Nikki and Brian are totally on the same page about Super Bowl Sunday being the saltiest holiday on so many levels. Nikki was super bummed by the Taylor Swift boos, and it’s making her question America. Brian was all about the Halftime Show, and Nikki recapped seeing it in person. At the NFL Honors, she got to meet Jordon Hudson, which was a major highlight. A cab ride from hell turns into new material. Nikki shouts her Pittsb...

Nikki sure knows how to set a table of friends. The pre-show chat about chin implants had to keep going, and Nikki, basically a plastic surgery guru, is leading the convo. Sean’s lips are goals, but growing up with these ‘DSLs’ wasn't all it's cut out to be. 'Beat Bobby Flay' is the perfect show to just throw on, but let’s be real—no one at this table can cook. They shout out Liza Treyger’s new s...

Nikki had a b-l-a-s-t at the Grammys. Brian, Sean, and Andrew are excited to hear, but first, we need to list all of Andrew’s powerful friends. From being part of the Benson Boone performance to who came over to her table, Nikki spills it all. Brian has a total fanboy moment realizing he’s lowkey obsessed with Heidi Klum, and Nikki might need to sit through 30 hours of makeup next Halloween. It was a night full of epic ...

Taylor is back and you this will bring out Nikki's morbid curiosity. While Nikki and Taylor dive into their obsessions with national tragedies, Brian shares his experience at the Flight 93 National Memorial. Nikki’s noticed some changes at her local Starbucks and, naturally, had to hop on Reddit to see what’s going on. She might even have a new mission—clearing out all the extra stuff in her bathroom, and thankful...

Nikki might not remember the title of the book she’s reading, but it’s already helping her in so many ways. Like, forcing herself to do something hard first thing in the morning has boosted her confidence for the rest of the day. Sean O'Connor is back, and Brian has a unique take on why social media is the worst. They all stan the latest SNL episode, dive into how AI is changing content creation, how loneliness is pushi...

Tone is EVERYTHING, especially when your friend’s going through a breakup, right? Nikki’s always got her friends’ back and she’s definitely not afraid to roast the ex. Nikki, Brian, and Noa dive into the friend zone and how to handle it while dating. Nikki’s loves about being in a relationship where she can have friends of all genders. With her Moxie BBL appointment coming up, Nikki asks Noa what she l...

St. Louis is freezing, and Nikki's over the idea of her delivery people having to ride a bike. She’s got a theory about Melania’s hat, by the way. Also, she’s clearing up some plastic surgery rumors and swears she’ll always be transparent about what she's had done. Since the Globes, Nikki’s been in a bit of a funk and misses doing joke-writing work. She’s reading a third of Anatomy of a Breakthro...

A loud moment at the gym turns into a pleasant whisper for Nikki. We honestly have no idea how Brian survived his boyhood with all the dangers he was dodging. Nikki’s all about people who make a career change later in life, while Brian thinks there should be limitations. After some hellish rumors on the internet, Nikki and Brian clear up some stuff about the Golden Globes mid show bit. They also give props to some game time d...

After the Golden Globes, everything in LA just shifted... Nikki and Brian are here to unpack it all. Nikki's finally seen Whiplash (yes, Brian's all-time fave), and it's got her thinking about her own movie dreams. As she contemplates what kind of film she'd like to create, they dive deep into all the clichés and tropes that DEFINITELY won’t make the cut. Sometimes, figuring out what you don’t want is the be...

The moment’s finally here—and Nikki is thrilled with how her night went hosting the 2025 Golden Globes. She’s hanging with her writing team, Brian Frange and Sean O’Connor, plus her producer (and boyfriend) Chris Convy. It legit feels like every headline is straight out of their Google Doc. Nikki spills the tea on what it was like delivering her monologue, and Brian and Sean dish on who in the room was livin...

Last pod/First pod of the year! Nikki’s got Brian and Andrew Collin with her to kick things off and wrap up the week. Brian’s suggesting everyone set a “reverse resolution” for 2025, basically, his fail-safe method to avoid failure. Nikki’s wants to cut out gossiping this year (which, let’s be real, sounds like a solid goal). The Golden Globes are this Sunday, and Nikki is feeling confident about...

The best thing about spending Xmas in LA is that Nikki can get in to any pilates class she wants. Andrew finds that as he gets older he gets more emotional for passionate instructors. At least once a year Nikki likes to watch her friend Hamish get eaten by fire ants. On the topic of pain, Andrew tells his story of getting violently ill while on the road with Nikki from a bad batch of Étouffée. Brian has breaking news;...