3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

August 16, 2026 8 mins

Hello!

Is there even a single thing that tastes better gluten free? Is there a better way to do weekends? Where does the “poly” in polycule come from?

Bye!

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TGIF!!!

We have a new mascot (you probably won’t be surprised), we chat what liquor we don’t like (you might be surprised), and we don’t need a lot of conversation… except for pod. Obvs.

Farewell, old chap!

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August 12, 2026 7 mins

Hullo!

We don’t know what constitutes a pud, the false sense of security from an older dad, and Jordan’s sleeper agent trigger phrase.

Goodbye!

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August 11, 2026 8 mins

Hi hi hi!

Oliver must be gifted a treasure to learn tables, we name the 8th day of the week, and we discover the joys of snuck. Come along! Snuck is great!

Bye bye bye!

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August 10, 2026 7 mins

Good evening!

Oliver writes the intro and Kayla LOVES it, the passionate relationship of ice hand and hot water, and the moon must go at least 30 calibre,

Bye evening!

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August 9, 2026 7 mins

Hup hup!

We go to business school on the beach, an excitable thud in a lemur world, and the joys of a good PowerPoint.

Chup chup!

References:

Weird neck thing Kayla has

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August 6, 2026 8 mins

Everything’s great!

None of this is interesting for anyone, shiverable words, and the difference between shopping lists and menus.

Everything’s fine!

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August 5, 2026 6 mins

Why hello!

Kayla names 5 REALLY annoying things, we set a record for the amount of times the word “donkey” is said in a podcast, and do ghosts only think about their reason to leave?

Why bye!

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August 4, 2026 7 mins

G’day!

Obviously Santa sees you when you’re showering, everything, in fact, was not blurrier at night, and what should be in a mystery box (like maybe so many marbles.)

G’night!

References:

Santana

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August 3, 2026 6 mins

Heyooo!

Oliver has SO much fun, the wonderful powers we’d have if we could morph, and we do a topical chat about Melbourne’s new train stations.

Byeee!

References:

Connex

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August 2, 2026 6 mins

Weehoo!!!

How do we make horses sexier? What type of branch are you? We know what we are. And don’t pod at the doctor.

Beeboo!!!

References:

Horses 

Trees

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July 30, 2026 7 mins

Hi!

We practice healthy communication, a good healthy communicative chat about breakfast, and we healthily understand stuff about teachers.

Bye!

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July 29, 2026 6 mins

Yippee!

We’ve finally got a pretty big sponsor for the pod, the toilet situation could become animate, and paying homage to the fabric of tutus (not Sir Desmond.)

Les bye!

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July 28, 2026 7 mins

Want more?!

Oliver likes Kayla’s jumper, Kayla and Oliver do not dance the same, and Oliver knows Kayla will never fill a bath good (temperature-wise.)

That’s it! This is the end of it all today! Pack up and go home everybody!

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July 27, 2026 6 mins

Wassup?!

Turns out Oliver was a helpful boy all along, why do we do the same bad things over and over again huh?, and Oliver and Kayla WILL Greco-Roman wrestle each other.

Bye. Go. Now.

References:

Greco-Roman wrestling

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Wowee!!!

Kayla would never go on The Voice, re-writing the narrative of “is this thing on?”, and the malfunctioning journey of speech from brain to mouth.

Byeee!!!

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July 23, 2026 7 mins

Last day yay!

Oliver tells Kayla 5 things, Oliver’s a little piss puddle, and you can’t calm Kayla in total darkness.

(We’ll be back next week moi xx)

References:

Waterfalls

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July 22, 2026 6 mins

Hull! O!

Oliver isn’t doing a prank, it would be tragic to celebrate just one fart, and do you have a hard palate like Port Philip Bay?

By! E!

*Sorry Oliver’s audio is all weird! We know how to fix it for next time!!!

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July 21, 2026 7 mins

Welcome on in!!!

They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.

Get on out!!!

References:

Waterworld 

S.T.E.M.

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July 20, 2026 7 mins

Oooo!!!

Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.

Aaaa!!!

*Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!

References:

Sea-Monkeys

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