3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Well hello!
The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!)
Well bye!
FRIDAY BABYYY!!!
Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline.
FRIDAYYYYYY!!!
Hi!
A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not.
… BYE! (jump-scare style hehe)
P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…
What is up?
Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email.
Let’s get down!
Whello!
Kayz has inappropriate water bottle stickers, the acronym of L.E.A.D. based learning, and Kayz never ever understood what the dirty part of a dirty chai is.
Wbye!
References:
HeLLo!
You can do anything with a packet of tissues if you wanted, what even is Gonzo, and it’s the bones of you.
BYe!
LIV IS BACK!!!!!
Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.
YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Missed you!
A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.
Scram!!!
What do you want?
They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.
Go on! Get outta here!
Dachshund!
Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.
Cocker spaniel!
Dan? Daniel?!
A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did.
Oh. Never mind.
Boo!
Apparently there’s more than one verse, an entirely normal misunderstanding about bicep use, and the annoyance of soapy in the showery.
AHHH!!!
References:
Good day, m’liege!
Kayla would not want to climb up The Rock, Oliver makes a terribly embarrassing mistake, and a dark part of Kayla’s past.
Good goodbye, my guy!
HUP!!!
We will NEVER do a hostile cold open, Kayz didn’t know it was break YOUR MUM’s back, and Oliver’s haiku is NOT a cry for help.
NUP!!!
Heyooo!
Oliver doesn’t credit his dad enough, cows had bells before the music instrument, and ya know, whether or not ya need to re-pot stuff regularly or at all.
Byeooo!
Hi elves!
Lets take delve (and microwave elves), everything is a jacket (and come on, noids!), and all the things Kayla could’ve been (crawling through miles of poo style.)
Bye elves!
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Welcome!
We do a bad pointless tongue twister that’s bad to hear and say and is pointless, Oliver has shallow showers but deep toilets, and Oliver says something bad.
Unwelcome!
References:
Bravo!
The main reason Oliver does the podcast, ANOTHER classic would you rather question that we then go on to discuss and answer, Dane Jonathon Crampy, and a dramatic solo-off.
Byevo!
Hullo!
Coffin Clapham who lives in a coffin in Clapham, Oliver’s best and only skill (and ending his life as just a skull), and the tendon-y feeling of stretching your toes.
Bye again!
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Whatsoever is up, my dudes?
Our hands knew each other in a past life, the heebie-jeebies of the bellybutton (what kind of hole are you?), and Oliver’s dad is good at a spreadsheet.
Goodbyesoever, my dudes!
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