3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Happy Friday!
The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM.
Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read!
HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!
References:
Hihihi!
The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work.
Byebyebye!
References:
Pull up a pew!
Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift.
Push off that pew!!!
Morning!
Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.)
Still morning!
References:
Heyo!
The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster.
Bye cutie pie!
Final week day!
The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff.
Day! Week! Final!
Hola!
We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking.
Adios!
Hear ye, hear ye!
We have never bought a newspaper, we figure out what lids and walls are, and we do a bad thing with our microphones and it sounds really bad and we won’t do it again.
Hear bye, hear bye!
Yes?
Forgetting about the money when it comes to robes, how the minions deal with HR complaints, and Oliver is so glad Kayz doesn’t have a penny.
No!
References:
Well hello!
The main thing we want to do is tickle the orange, Kayla invents a cool new word in the name of gentile curiosity, and dogs are right, dogs get it, dogs know it (and they’re toooooo cute!)
Well bye!
FRIDAY BABYYY!!!
Oh. That song. Kayla in any sort of public space. Give a child a stick of dynamite and see what happens. And let’s bring back ye olde landline.
FRIDAYYYYYY!!!
Hi!
A classic song from the wartimes, Kayla doesn’t know why Oliver is offering to be so helpful, and is a gloved hand a cooked hand? No. Obviously not.
… BYE! (jump-scare style hehe)
P.S. Sorry about the late upload! Oliver tripped and fell down an elevator shaft! Not really but kinda metaphorically…
What is up?
Head Kicking With Adriene, the nightmares of living in an apartment complex, and Kayla’s first email.
Let’s get down!
Whello!
Kayz has inappropriate water bottle stickers, the acronym of L.E.A.D. based learning, and Kayz never ever understood what the dirty part of a dirty chai is.
Wbye!
References:
HeLLo!
You can do anything with a packet of tissues if you wanted, what even is Gonzo, and it’s the bones of you.
BYe!
LIV IS BACK!!!!!
Would you know it? Liv is back! Mugs, head bonks, ventriloquism, instinks, the IT origin story, art isn’t always funny, gutters, a real story, guillotines, a hungry boy, a B+ grade Alvin and the Chipmunks, and what Dad’s do in the water.
YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Missed you!
A really great question about ya bumcrack, good-style ramen broth, and re-hashing hashbrowns.
Scram!!!
What do you want?
They needed to elevate it with a bit of comedy (something we know nothing about,) err on the side of milk, and knee scrapes as an adult.
Go on! Get outta here!
Dachshund!
Oliver could itch Kayla’s eye, the slow-mo in the James Blunt music video, and a creepy note that says creepy that Oliver hid in a great wall.
Cocker spaniel!
Dan? Daniel?!
A stumble on the lips, a lifetime on the lips, it’s all about the chippy, and the really psychopathic thing Oliver did.
Oh. Never mind.
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