3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Huh?
We plan to do a completely eye-contact-less episode, a bench for the people is a bench for the mensch (if you know you know), and Oliver finds out who the heck Peter Combe is.
Hmm?
References:
Hup!
Kayla answers one of the biggest questions in the whole world, we really don’t know anything about water beds (but come up with a sweet option), and we don’t want a warm toilet seat. EVER.
Hup hup!
Hi! Yay!
We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog.
Bye! Nay!
Heyo!
Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days.
Bye… now!
Hi!
It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat.
BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi!
Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people.
BYE.
Hi!
50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on!
Bye!!!!!!!
Hi!
We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being?
Bye?
Hi!
We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists.
Bye!
Welcome!
Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.
Thanks for stopping by!
Ready for a Turt?
Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.
Turt happens!
References:
Heyo mayo!
All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.
Byeo myeo!
Hi!
A shoe size fact that will BLOW YOUR MIND, the local food joints in Sydney, and a new superhero to join the Mystery Men.
Seeya!
References:
Heyyyyyo!!!
Bella went a little bonkers (existential crisis), Kayla’s freaking hot house, and Bella’s been busy photocopying.
Byeoooo!!!
References:
Hi!
Maybe the typing has become worse at Oliver, friendship, memories, gull, and a bunch of stuff about Werner Herzog’s wife.
Bye!
Wowee!
Kayla does not want a human worm, for once we come up with a new word (something we’ve never done before), and the lengths Oliver will go to to not be embarrassed.
Byee!
Hullo!
Kayz is causing problems in a marriage, Oliver hasn’t been to Spain but he hasn’t been been to Portugal, and we’re back to discussions about lists.
Seeya!
Hi!
Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.
Bye… BYE!!!
Yes please!
My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.
No thanks!
Well well well, we did it!
Happy 400 to all those who celebrate.
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