3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Welcome on in!!!
They’ll LOVE Kayla in purgatory, the one profession where necks are not preferred, and a sustainable museum/fart solution.
Get on out!!!
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Oooo!!!
Better than a flat toad on a highway, dropping a beloved person off at the morgue, and what Sea Monkeys really are.
Aaaa!!!
*Lil note: the audio is a bit funky in this one, sorry!
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Hey hi!
Oliver does a whole pop quiz, the language of dolphins, and Bella really wants to eat Oliver’s callouses (because she’s an architect of sorts.)
Goodbye bye!
WE MADE IT!!!
Oliver had a unique birthday suit, our body is doing everything perfectly, and we name nearly everything that the dust could be.
FRIDAYAYAYAY!!!
Yahoo!!!
We introduce you to the concept of the Haiku Warehouse, everyone needed dog medication and so we must improve pharmacies, and the obvious reason why Oliver likes Pac-Man.
Thanks for stopping by!!!
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M’lord!
Kayla figures out why boys look like dreamboats, Oliver would be the most annoying fossil, and are we talking bidet or Bee Day?
M’lady!
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Tuesday!
Oliver finds out he only needs to clap, there’s not much worse than a bad mandi, and you never see two guys touching one ball (because it’s not love.)
TUESday!
Morning!
It’s too chilly for our frilled-necked friends, we work out how Emily Blunt would roll down a hill, and what’s that one that plays on the boombox at the end of The Breakfast Club?
GOOD morning!
Hello!
We want to know what the bum is, Kayz doesn’t want the touch OR feel of hair OR clothes, and there are so many opposing ideas we could be doing like waiting for a dishwasher repairman.
Goodbye!
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Woohoo!
The positions we would play in footed ball, people just like to have fun… so make up islands that aren’t there, and we REALLY try to figure out the purpose of a ball.
Boohoo!
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W-w-w-wednesday!
We talk about a small bunny with a hard eye that you can’t see that only we can, the reason we watch FIFA (it’s definitely not what you’d expect), and we’re re-inventing Victoria’s state flower*.
Bye!
*SA flower is Sturt’s Desert PEA
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Hiya!
We don’t know what fontanelles are*, you really have to re-define for the third star, and how hard is a lil wave on the road?
Biya!
*We know what fontanelles are now, don’t worry
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New Monday!
You won’t believe what % more creative Kayla has become, all the things ya just gotta do when you do a 9 to 5 (and grate some cheese on that thang), and all our problems with ‘one size fits all’.
End of new Monday!
Happy Friday!
The last time you had a good lasagna, Kayla perfectly guesses Oliver’s favourite pasta type, and an important message for the Protein BoizTM.
Does anyone read these descriptions? I wonder. Well. Hope you had a good read!
HAPPY FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!
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Hihihi!
The ins and outs of word associationing, Jordan is so wise and blows Kayla’s mind, and not even a street urchin shoulder be stressed by work.
Byebyebye!
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Pull up a pew!
Oliver’s wearing a Shein show shirt, Kayla has pretty awful listening comprehension if we’re going to be honest, and no one knows why Alfred offered a free lift.
Push off that pew!!!
Morning!
Some things from which we simply cannot escape, never sit at the front of a boat, and we try to figure out what al dente means without looking it up (we think it’s probably a spectrum.)
Still morning!
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Heyo!
The weekend felt like many years, we figure out the difference between a glimpse and a glance, and Kayz is chopping down a tree just to smell it. What a monster.
Bye cutie pie!
Final week day!
The man who is Winnie the Pooh, we don’t know if the thing works until it WERKS, gurl, and Kayla doesn’t understand Oliver’s new way of remembering how to spell stuff.
Day! Week! Final!
Hola!
We’re so hot, train drivers are like the Manila Report, and Kayla needs help sinking.
Adios!
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